It should be gray enters game Npc: what do I hear boss music
@bluebeka24585 жыл бұрын
@@andersmith1484 other NPC: And why are there a lot of items to buy? Oh and also we are traped now... Great.
@kodypickner69965 жыл бұрын
Gray: actually fuckin exists His computer:nervously sweats
@arokh725 жыл бұрын
I think the Eagles perfectly described Gray's hotel, in "Hotel California", with the lyric "You can check out any time you like, But you can never leave!".
@Ettap965 жыл бұрын
dammit its here all ready
@Scottish_Sasquatch5 жыл бұрын
Damn I just wrote a comment just like this and never noticed other had already(one of my favourite songs)
@michaelhice76365 жыл бұрын
came looking to see if it was already mentioned. Was not let down. :)
@UrsusSuperior445 жыл бұрын
Hotel California advised by Florida Man o boi
@lidlid78155 жыл бұрын
*guitar solo plays in the background*
@lucasm.38645 жыл бұрын
The real victims are the guys that have to restock all those vending machines.
@justahumanbeing90394 жыл бұрын
Yup
@justahumanbeing90394 жыл бұрын
F’s in the chat
@justahumanbeing90394 жыл бұрын
F
@kerannlue724 жыл бұрын
F
@liammaps27004 жыл бұрын
F, for my dudes. I know the pain.... I know.
@ggbb87065 жыл бұрын
can somebody compile everytime Gray says "FULL LIQUOR BAR"
@thugnasty91395 жыл бұрын
That's going to be a 3 hour video at least.
@MrRenegadeshinobi5 жыл бұрын
Bryan Milburn totally worth it
@stinkyrat35605 жыл бұрын
Lemme go get my editing equipment (3 years later) done...no life.. nothing... but I did it
@calm.aware.5 жыл бұрын
FOXTROT 2134 and..... where is it?
@cholsreammos5 жыл бұрын
I wish I had editing software to actually do this it'll probably take me about 5 months of all my spare time but that would be insane
@baldrodinson33805 жыл бұрын
KZbin knows not to demonetize Gray. They shudder at the thought of his perpetual rage should that dark future come to pass.
@ALocalFolf5 жыл бұрын
New Person to the Demonetization Team: *accidentally demonetizes Gray*
@radioactivepower600nanaspersec5 жыл бұрын
@@ALocalFolf Whole KZbin team: *P A N I C A T T A C K*
@maikeruthenoodle5 жыл бұрын
A portion of KZbin: welp nows a good time for that grease fire
@darkmonger62444 жыл бұрын
Baldr Odinson no, they’re terrified of what he’ll do if he didn’t have to worry about being monetized.
@xwashere4 жыл бұрын
Z -ARC wha-
@KRDecade20095 жыл бұрын
“I forget what they call it it’s a white square and a lot of parking.” Man reinvents walmart
@phatdookie42075 жыл бұрын
*Big Peen hotel inc. shoving "things" down people's throats? Demonetized!*
@fortnutkid87665 жыл бұрын
😏
@apenguin845 жыл бұрын
🍆
@yinyang12175 жыл бұрын
@@apenguin84 no
@Dayday-62975 жыл бұрын
7w7
@Keaton08015 жыл бұрын
not to mention toy meat popcicles, I think that's an advertiser friendly way of saying dildo.
@mico44645 жыл бұрын
kid: my parents went on a vacation..they said they're gonna stay in this famous hotel kid: its been 6 years now and they still haven't returned yet
@gamingkitsune19475 жыл бұрын
Mine said that they went out to get groceries and that they'd be back in a bit... ...how long is a bit?
@maikeruthenoodle5 жыл бұрын
Do they at least text the kid or does the hotel not have wifi
@leoleboss94145 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a movie
@fenrisvermundr25164 жыл бұрын
My Parents left before I was born.
@Kakarot64.4 жыл бұрын
@@gamingkitsune1947 They didn't go to a grocery store built by gray did they?
@The_Specter.5 жыл бұрын
Any society building game exists Gray: Hippity hoppity you now live in poverty
@barrybend71895 жыл бұрын
Psychopath survivor 2 in Sims4 but no bathrooms and no doors out the house.
@barrybend71895 жыл бұрын
@@bunnyphoenix741 no we need the house for the arena( and something to burn the bodies when its over).
@AL_gami5 жыл бұрын
Bring back hotdog guys
@maple653YTisannoying5 жыл бұрын
Maybe he should throw a party then attempt to murder all the guests without one escaping it would be interesting
@audreydoyle52685 жыл бұрын
Huh, so that's what it's called. I never knew. Been doing that ever since I was a kid.
@RobertForslund5 жыл бұрын
Potential careers for Gray: Interior Decorator: NOPE! Architect: NOPE Farmer: NOPE Mechanic: NOPE Murderer: NOPE Train Driver: NOPE Fire Fighter: NOPE Police Officer: NOPE Please fill in the list if I've forgotten any! 😄 You rock @GrayStillPlays keep up the awesome! 😛
@fewamoreleft3055 жыл бұрын
Robert Forslund sims battle arena? YEP
@aryanpatel29245 жыл бұрын
Another one to add: God in Universe Sandbox 2
@lincolnmiller47575 жыл бұрын
Restaurant owner
@lincolnmiller47575 жыл бұрын
Chef
@oops65424 жыл бұрын
Kind and generous God: nope
@maniaemagna5 жыл бұрын
Dev: It's okay if we leave this glitch in the game. Employee: You forget that greystillplays...
@Scott-vx2ks5 жыл бұрын
*Welcome to the Hotel California* On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night. There she stood in the doorway; I heard the mission bell And I was thinking to myself 'This could be heaven or this could be Hell' Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) Such a lovely face. Plenty of room at the Hotel California Any time of year (any time of year) you can find it here Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat Some dance to remember, some dance to forget So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine' He said, 'we haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty-nine' And still those voices are calling from far away, Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say" Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) Such a lovely face. They livin' it up at the Hotel California What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise), bring your alibis Mirrors on the ceiling, The pink champagne on ice And she said, 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own device' And in the master's chambers, They gathered for the feast They stab it with their steely knives, But they just can't kill the beast Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back to the place I was before 'Relax' said the night man, 'We are programmed to receive. You can check out any time you like, But you can never leave!'
@Scottish_Sasquatch5 жыл бұрын
8:26 :D
@CassyBug5 жыл бұрын
I get the point you're trying to make, but did we really need the ENTIRE lyrics for it? "It's like the Hotel California, You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave." Would have sufficed
@Oddity29944 жыл бұрын
Just get to the point
@Isabel-cb6wy5 жыл бұрын
"The line of judgement and potato chips" Middle school described in one sentence.
@TractorsNStuff5 жыл бұрын
Psychiatrist: Please lay down and relax. Tell me whats wrong Hotel Guest: I entered a hotel owned by Gray and cannot leave. All I have to eat are snacks from the hundreds of vending machines. I cannot sleep, ever. All I do is walk between vending machines. I hate my life. Psychiatrist: I know, I'm here with you. Damn you GRAY!
@nuzhattabassum79475 жыл бұрын
play beholder, it's your dream you can watch, spy and blackmail.
@bobbybliss23725 жыл бұрын
Nuzhat Tabassum My god, you’re right! Also I’m fairly certain that’s it’s Soviet
@lapislazoli5 жыл бұрын
"Who looks at cakes for so long that their legs get tired" I'm sorry are you questioning my methods
@sabertoothgaming89885 жыл бұрын
this game should be called "Ryanair hotel simulation 2019"
@OfARisenFall5 жыл бұрын
@@xxbannagirlxx Umm...
@kiloalphaone26225 жыл бұрын
Do you come from Swiss001?
@lilywillsing67065 жыл бұрын
Every time he says full liquor bar, a part of my soul just dies.
@hergivenglow5 жыл бұрын
fullikor bar
@bubblegum70465 жыл бұрын
every time he says full liquor bar, a part of my soul is rejuvenated
@Ashkihyena5 жыл бұрын
Lily Will Sing Excuse me, I think you mean revives.
@floydlooney68375 жыл бұрын
Fool Licker Bar
@lilywillsing67065 жыл бұрын
You're right. My bad. I meant to say, revives.
@TheCorpsehatch5 жыл бұрын
3:57 And these liquefied entrails were freshly squeezed from riders of the Coaster of Death.
@ifavoritevidz5 жыл бұрын
*reads title* *gets instant flash backs to the percy Jackson series
@Anna-kj3np5 жыл бұрын
Lotus Hotel and Casino!
@fukkthisnewupdate88825 жыл бұрын
r53cooper I was getting vibes from both of these episodes. Glad to see there's another loser here like me.
@fukkthisnewupdate88825 жыл бұрын
What if I don’t want to enter a name probably wouldn't mind being stuck there that much TBH
@Anna-kj3np5 жыл бұрын
Morgan ! Yeah it might be fun. You wouldn’t age nearly as much, you can play all the games you want... honestly seems like the life
@spacesheep_5 жыл бұрын
I have found my people!
@Zeiphyrus5 жыл бұрын
I giggle every time Gray says "FULL LIQUOR BAR!". Yes I need some more liquor in my life :/
@stinkyrat35605 жыл бұрын
What you need is a “FULL LIQUOR BAR”
@landons2095 жыл бұрын
Wanna go to a "FULL LIQUOR BAR!" with me?
@tolivenottoexist5 жыл бұрын
To me it sounds like "FUULLIQUABAR"
@thedankdragonryder6645 жыл бұрын
We all need to go drinking with the bois at the "FULL LIQUOR BAR"
@huhnocorn73975 жыл бұрын
new drinking game every time he say “bar” or “full liquor bar” drink don’t die have a good day/night bye
@saber630015 жыл бұрын
Gray you are the first person I watch when I get home from work you realize
@apple543455 жыл бұрын
Gray, you're the first person I watch when i'm about 30 minutes into abusing my liver and I wouldn't have it any other way!!! Please never stop what you do, sir.
@GrayStillPlays5 жыл бұрын
I like both of these situations.
@angleperez20635 жыл бұрын
@@GrayStillPlays hey i love. Your videos i was here from day one thanks for inspireing me.
@xxXitakegabbiesXxx5 жыл бұрын
Thats Saber He’s the first I watch while falling asleep
@kshitijpingle44425 жыл бұрын
Gray: Welcome back to the "game" where almost everyone picks the last option in the pop up menu
@crimzonplays11345 жыл бұрын
The game with "Take juan to the hospital" is called bad day la. Don't play it. Play postal 2
@danieljuno8105 жыл бұрын
Crimzon Reviews postal 2 was awesome as well.
@CatTheRoundEarther4 жыл бұрын
It was made by American McGee one of the level designers behind Doom 2
@dawsonparker16854 жыл бұрын
yeah and bad day l.a. is on par with postal 3 as far as how terrible it is
@dirtbagwizardry41093 жыл бұрын
I KNEW it Such a horrible game...
@ianlayton34205 жыл бұрын
It makes me happy to see that Gray found a way to turn Hotel California into a reality
@jacobh.29735 жыл бұрын
Gray, you are so wholesome and hilarious and I am thankful for you. I hate a lot of things in my life and I had a horrible day and just watching a minute of you has made me feel better.
@sovietbot67085 жыл бұрын
Imagine if you could imprison people and not let them escape unless they give you a 5 star rating
@scottmantooth87855 жыл бұрын
better ratings or additional scorpions dropped inside your room whilst you sleep from the ventilation units
@KingHydra-xj4hg5 жыл бұрын
You know you made a great hotel When half your s̶l̶a̶v̶e̶s̶ guests are trying to be DVD screensavers.
@VOLAIRE5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the hotel California You can check out anytime you like, But you can never leave
@jimbob97145 жыл бұрын
You can checkout anytime you like, but you can never leave
@JimBobe5 жыл бұрын
Omg... i finally found you
@aleckushmerek17575 жыл бұрын
Gray, a 15 hour gig is heaven for a musician. If you want to torture them you have to give them extremely short gigs. A long gig means they get to do something they love for a long period of time whilst they get paid. Short gigs mean little to no pay and barely any time to play.
@pardalmadgod99605 жыл бұрын
So 15 hours of non stop no food or bathroom breaks music gig is heaven? You what mate????
@aleckushmerek17575 жыл бұрын
@@pardalmadgod9960 I could go without food but I'd need to go to the bathroom.
@pardalmadgod99605 жыл бұрын
@@aleckushmerek1757 you can play nonstop music for 15 hours? while starving? are you insane?
@aleckushmerek17575 жыл бұрын
@@pardalmadgod9960 I'd eat a big breakfast and get lost in the music. Plus, I've got strong enough calluses to play guitar or bass for that long.
@MadnessIncVP5 жыл бұрын
0:50 *COUGH.* Woah boy... 1:40 *”FULL LIQUOR BAR.”* 😂 3:32 *”UUUUUH?”* 😂 5:23 I’m getting vibes of a 3D version of GTA 1 on that.
@dinokipi59645 жыл бұрын
When was ruining people’s lives not the best way to earn money?
@kindastorme45605 жыл бұрын
capitalism baby
@courtneybelz78305 жыл бұрын
“Can someone tell me why this game has a picture of Olivia benson on the wall” was the funniest comment ever! 😂
@djk62975 жыл бұрын
"You can check-out any time you like, but you can never leave..."
@18birko15 жыл бұрын
GrayStillPlays, the most evil hotel dictator the universe has ever seen.
@Aphid1215 жыл бұрын
“Alright kids what do you want for dinner” “B9!”
@chazmcmurtry81785 жыл бұрын
Me and the bois controlling the government and are Maddow being:the best way is the gray way
@Gamerblam Жыл бұрын
8:26 Literally Hotel California “You can Check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.”
@Sebas-bs8uk5 жыл бұрын
Having a set path to squeeze money out of people with shops along the way: Lv.100 Mafioso Lining the path with vending machines: Lv.1,000 Satanist
@DiscoChixify3 жыл бұрын
Seats in the cake shop are for people sampling cakes for weddings or parties, or people who just want to buy one slice of cake & eat it there at the shop. It’s like when you go to a winery & they offer it by the glass as well as by the bottle. Usually people would taste the glass & then buy a bottle to take home.
@mariosx125 жыл бұрын
"IKEA: the game" looks great. We need more of this.
@null_subject2 жыл бұрын
Don't know if this has been pointed out, but most of the arcade games-including the "Juan" one-feature footage from a real game called "American McGee presents: Bad Day L.A."
@floatingnecc48422 жыл бұрын
Ah I was curious about that
@null_subject2 жыл бұрын
@@floatingnecc4842 It's a bad game with a few chuckle-worthy ideas (in my opinion).
@intherion31865 жыл бұрын
"Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back to the place I was before 'Relax' said the night man, 'We are programmed to receive. You can check out any time you like, But you can never leave!'"
@Mothcat.5 жыл бұрын
The hotels name should have been *Big Peen IS A Hotel Group INC* Ok I’ll leave now.
@morsflatbrd29935 жыл бұрын
You should make an entire labyrynth of just vending machines.
@karenwilliams89632 жыл бұрын
DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS!!!
@time_to_teaparty5 жыл бұрын
The game from the arcade is "Bad Day L.A.", it was developed by the same company (Enlight Software) and in it silliness it was a kinda fun game.
@finlandball19395 жыл бұрын
0:15 Great description of capitalism comrade!!!!! You would make great member in our attempt to restore the Union.
@prophetyoshii3 жыл бұрын
You've essentially made the Hotel California.
@Memo-zo6lw5 жыл бұрын
Why didn’t you make it in Miami or some big stereotypical city in Florida to stalk a Florida man that stays in your hotel. Well gray Florida Man has gone to outer space and destroyed hundred of earths so...
@GrayStillPlays5 жыл бұрын
Even Florida man deserves to go to Paris
@scottmantooth87855 жыл бұрын
the perfect tourist attraction for Vernon Florida...for those who know the documentary you'll understand...for those who don't look up the history of the town and how it was once referred to as Nub City...
@erenoz29105 жыл бұрын
3:55 the liquified entrails comes from gray's rollercoasters
@rubyhardee46625 жыл бұрын
"The toy meat popsicles" That's what she said.
@innocentsmith60915 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is the painting of Napolean in the restaurant. It really well represents how you're conquering their wallets.
@whatasurprise69085 жыл бұрын
11:18 that lady is just doing the same as the DVD logo that bounces from wall to wall
@notagoat2815 жыл бұрын
3:10 Stock the jewelry store with only the most breakable items on display, and make sure they're displayed in the most precarious position possible. These people are drunk, so there's a good chance they'll bump into something, and if they break something expensive, then they _have_ to give you their money!
@williamlowry925 жыл бұрын
"I wish the pool had a diving board."
@matthewtucker21035 жыл бұрын
“New game, damnit” is one of my favorite quotes.
@KaturaTakamoto5 жыл бұрын
Big Peen Hotel Group Inc. The hotels that make u pass thru a forest of plants and get ya abused by vending machines. Love this. 5 stars.
@c28baby5 жыл бұрын
7:17 And a happy Mariska Hargitay to you!
@tokenblackwoman1275 жыл бұрын
The only game where you can treat customers like DVD screensavers: welcome to Hotel Giant 2.
@freddyandfoxy75265 жыл бұрын
That's why gray will do
@JustJamesNotJerry5 жыл бұрын
You should do something like a school holds kids hostage and causes them to lose there sanity and cause depression, oh wait thats a normal school.
@infernomite19275 жыл бұрын
Things that define gray:chaos,full liquor bars,potted plants
@radioman77775 жыл бұрын
I saw the title of this video in my notifications and I’m like “oh no grey... not again...”
@scorpiusyoutube5 жыл бұрын
Those polls are always amazing
@kadroo70975 жыл бұрын
Sees one dislike: ... Me: damnit Karen complained again, Karen: it wasn't me... Alien from area 51: * evil laughter *
@n.f.lcobra68785 жыл бұрын
Came as soon as I saw the notification keep making videos like this I really love the roller coaster videos and the cop simulator videos also the hotel videos
@snowflakeserpert68345 жыл бұрын
Gray: *Any tycoon game* FULL LIQUOR BAR Me: I think I know who Gray's favorite RWBY character is...
@derpfrancis5 жыл бұрын
Gray: I, honestly, don't know what to call this hotel. Me: The Pinball Hotel
@Hunsruecker5 жыл бұрын
Hmm nice new video at midnight in Germany 😂 And in Germany we call this an „Ehrenmann“😂
@claracrazy5 жыл бұрын
noch n deutscher bei gray^^ endlich fühl ich mich nicht mehr alleine
@annisippel93185 жыл бұрын
DEUTSCHEE
@lightthebrain495 жыл бұрын
@@annisippel9318 Hallooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ich bin auch da
@chef_flame6435 жыл бұрын
in America we call him and this illegal
@MARIO-tp6tw5 жыл бұрын
Same in Spain this bastard only upload his videos at 12 am
@ManicPandaz5 жыл бұрын
The reason they are all so happy is deep down, every AI just wants to be the ball from Pong.
@d.mat.zero65255 жыл бұрын
day 47 i have been stuck between two lines of vending machines so far i have survived off of Doritos n Tastykakes, the piano player just plays the same crappy song you think he would get better at it after 15 hours but no!this is a nightma...huh! hotel Compulsion is a great place, we all love hotel Compulsion
@yeastxtract18535 жыл бұрын
You can check out any time you like but you can never leave
@farmerbarnaby38445 жыл бұрын
I truly wonder how many innocent souls were extraculated in today's video.
@heather34085 жыл бұрын
I love the meat popsicles at theme park
@raptorrex64245 жыл бұрын
Grey great vid please do the long dark again
@Bacon_Daddy5 жыл бұрын
"You can check out any time you like, But you can never leave!'"
@jodypaulhamus67515 жыл бұрын
Your the best youtuber and make the best vids keep it up
@faux_gray5 жыл бұрын
The game you see in the arcade machine is called "Bad Day LA" and it's actually really fun. Also developed by enlight software (as is hotel giant 2)
@jellyjilli10045 жыл бұрын
The last option of the poll is always the winner. Why? Tell me why yall voted. It's a behavior research.
@aryanpatel29245 жыл бұрын
It's become a tradition. Soon, it might become a full on ritual LOL!
@momoyaoyorozu88415 жыл бұрын
Aryan Patel maybe...
@luigiinmycloset56895 жыл бұрын
The Best Person In Existence!!!!!
@torgoregaminglol68525 жыл бұрын
Gray you should play godhood its PERFECT for you
@BugsForToday5 жыл бұрын
6:33 One slide goes into the pool. The other one has half of your butt hit the concrete floor. And unlimited food forever. . . . 5 stars hotel to me.
@askbeforeplaying29835 жыл бұрын
So basically Hotel California.\ EDIT: Ok, *WAY* worse
@23gamer315 жыл бұрын
All of your games that you have played I've downloaded u da best
@JoMiMi_h5 жыл бұрын
that's gotta be more than 2TB So I don't believe you
@23gamer315 жыл бұрын
@@JoMiMi_h what's TB
@23gamer315 жыл бұрын
@@JoMiMi_h wait nvm two billon and u know what I mean not all of them just some so shut up bot
@autisticgamer245 жыл бұрын
Wow he's screwing everybody over but they all enjoyed it anyway cuz they can't do anything.
@veskeii5 жыл бұрын
I used to play this game when I was younger but I forgot the name I am so happy you played this and it finally gave me the name of the game
@1800taylorswift4 жыл бұрын
no one: literally no one ever: gray: FULL LIQUOR BAR
@TallulahSoie5 жыл бұрын
3:58 That's clearly Pepto Bismol.
@lando42265 жыл бұрын
Love your videos keep up the good work! I watch all your videos.... and they make my day even when I’m hung over keep up the good work my friend!
@ahhgeez4 жыл бұрын
O L I V I A B E N S O N
@Nyctophiliac.5 жыл бұрын
79 likes, 1 dislike, 20 comments, and no views? *that makes sense*
@Memo-zo6lw5 жыл бұрын
That’s true an also the video just came out so why would someone dislike it so soon
@nathanglasovatz83355 жыл бұрын
Best part of my day, graystillplays
@adayinthelifeofchad5 жыл бұрын
Hey gray been watching you since my summer car. I love your videos. Keep up the great content. 😀
@cobaltcosmos74085 жыл бұрын
And here we witness the interior of the Hotel Paris. Lesser known than the Hotel California, perhaps due to a more genuinely perfect retention rate.
@TaylanLoo5 жыл бұрын
Should of put it in LA so you could call it Hotel California (I'm sure you get that reference)
@cmjbrodman5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the Hotel California..... Such a lovely place..... You can check out any time you like but you can never leave!
@aidansubs84975 жыл бұрын
4.8K VIEWS AND 555 LIKES?!?!! oh wait that's right😕
@JeremyWS5 жыл бұрын
I love your family friendly content. Your games are cool. Yay!