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[@lonely_chicken_nogget3076]

“And I feel franastatic” how I feel everyday kris 😂

[@Topaz05]

No no no, it was "fran-fras-tic" 🙂‍↕️👌

[@Weirddragonpuppet]

❤

[@elizabethwoodruff9640]

I only got 2 hours of sleep I know how you freel😅

[@Topaz05]

​@@elizabethwoodruff9640 "freel" 💀🤣👌

[@jessicadeveau3502]

Me too 😂

[@CiaplayZ_Z]

"I'm running on 45 minutes of sleep and I feel franfastic" Me too Kris, me too.

[@Everleigh_The_les-bean]

Whoever complains about Kris talking about Caleb too much is crazy. It makes me soooo happy to see Kris this happy and with someone she loves. She deserves to talk about him.

[@animals9416]

Slay

[@bd24920]

I completely misunderstood, I thought she said people were complaining about her not talking about him enough because that made more sense to me! I agree with you completely!

[@hasicazulatv2078]

I related so hard when she said "i live with him, i hang out with nobody else" cause damn she just spoke my life.

[@JessicaN555]

She also talks about Celina all the time, but nobody complains about that. People are just being asshats. I LOVE how much she mentions him. ❤ It's adorable.

[@sad_anime_girl761]

Same! I love how she lights up when she’s with him. It’s good to see her this happy!

[@YourNeighborhoodSnake]

Brain fog thing reminds me of when my brain auto-piloted and I said “my speech pattern has adopted odd vocabulary” then just stare at the ground then said “..W H A T.”

[@SkitAWulf242]

Are you...are you sure you're not a robot?

[@lisadgingersnaps9843]

😂😂😂😂 I love that! And....I can relate. Been there.

[@Rand0m3dit5]

“I feel franfastic” - the most iconic quote I’ve ever heard 😂❤

[@lynnboyes4122]

I laughed out loud at that one

[@clairemuffin]

franfrastic

[@c4tl4dy76]

T-shirt when? 😊

[@destinywijsman9387]

I just wanna say, you helped me through all my cancer treatments. The nurses would come in and tell me to be quiet cause i was laughing so much and waking other kids up❤❤ Thank you and im so glad you found Caleb!❤❤❤

[@th3_r00k13]

2:00 "how'd they get this footage of Caleb, how'd they get this footage?" was SAVAGE edit:OMG I WAS AWAY FOR LIKE 3 DAYS IT HAS 910 LIKES TYSM!

[@genderchaotic]

I saw your comment before watching the video and the moment the chimp came onto the screen I was like, "Yep, she's going to mention Caleb here...." 😂

[@senpapi3058]

if you watch Calebs content he is that monkey

[@TchSktch]

@@genderchaotic yea it's fully expected at this point lol

[@JuBug_Animates]

Yup

[@ItisJasmine27]

lol

[@kathedgecoth4453]

The beach/hole story hit me just right & I had to pause the video to finish laughing then catch my breath. Peak Kris lmao

[@sherylw4599]

"to be fair, I covered it up to make a trap". Yes, Kris. yes you did. :D

[@vibhaasenthil5762]

talking about Caleb all the time is ADORABLE I LOVE BOTH OF YALL

[@DivinitysClaws]

FRRR-

[@shyryTsr2k]

Cringe af

[@redsonya3088]

Yes me too❤

[@brandiayers415]

❤🎉

[@PebblesMama0403]

Exactly!!!! Kris deserves to be able to talk about him. She deserves this person who loves her unconditionally whether she’s being goofy, giggly, sad, mad or whatever she is he adores each and every part of her. He protects her physically and mentally and supports her in her ideas and endeavors and is honest with her and she does these things for him as well. I’ve followed her for years and from her older videos to the ones after she got with him you can see it in her eyes how happy she is and how she lights up when she talks about him. He is her home and she is his. Maybe the haters are jealous they don’t have someone who is there for them like Caleb and Kris are for each other. I’d gladly listen to her talk about him all day than the hate and bullying you see all over social media more and more these days. People say kids are getting to be bullies more and more as time goes on but as social media grows you can see plain as day they are learning from the very adults that do it yet condone kids for doing it. Many years of love, hope and happiness and weird times together to Kris and Caleb and I hope they never tire of talking about each other and being proud enough of each other to share things that happen in their private lives

[@josiesonavacationfaraway4668]

The existential dread I feel 3 days before any appointments is real. Getting ready for a 2pm meeting at 6am makes sense if you spend 3hours getting distracted by breakfast, remembering to wash the coffee mug, reheating breakfast and then realizing it's lunchtime...I feel seen

[@ur-insane-el]

15:36 actually, that’s my cat! she just jumped into my oil and expired chicken broth stew again!! silly muffin schumpkins the third!! 🤪🤪🤪😖😖🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

[@IsabelBritton1608]

That scene had me laughing my butt off😂😂😂😂😂

[@TX2_FOR_LIFE_25]

Cats will be cats

[@cpljimmyneutron]

Looked like oil, and then Kris's comment on using fire... I'm like... maybe don't burn your whole house down.

[@ur-insane-el]

@@TX2_FOR_LIFE_25 yup 😌

[@crownclowncreations]

I.. I hope Kris and everyone else knows that is AI. Like it’s very clearly AI.

[@penguinslippers]

13:52 My family tells me that I snore the loudest and most. I wasn't even aware of this until a few years back, and I also need a bed to myself due to me usually kicking others in my sleep.

[@sofiacollina]

“I’m fine…” SAME

[@JohnJimmyJoe]

I went to the beach this summer, and every day, there were kids of various ages digging holes on the beach. It was almost like different shifts coming to work, because the new group would pick up where the last group left off, then the next day, start a new hole. I realized that the children really do yearn for the mines.

[@TanyaRando]

My sister had a pet goat, and it used to scare the shit out of me by jumping on the windowsill, when I’d be sitting on her sofa drinking coffee, you’d hear a noise, and the little shit would be standing on the windowsill staring at you 😂

[@mohnishmitra4769]

I think it was Bap*o*m*t trying to take your soul. (Just a joke) I dont know what type things needs to be censored so the star. In short, I meant Goat devil.

[@TanyaRando]

@ I knew what you meant and agreed 🤣🤣

[@mohnishmitra4769]

@@TanyaRando 😆😆😆😆

[@teenat511]

8:12 it happens because we are domesticated animals but we are still part of nature. Nature is slowing down and it is a natural instinct to also want to slow down and rest for the winter!

[@DylanCam.]

5:54 Two parallel lines never meet

[@Penpaper]

I want you and Caleb to do a lot of those dumb viral couples challenges. Just get it all out of your system, like ten in a video

[@blacksabs5461]

Apparently nonstoppsyop might be returning soon so that might happen

[@fett-slayer9145]

1:02 penguin education

[@Audyfrequin]

Thank you for penguin facts 😂❤

[@lainey7985]

Yes! Forgetting what I was going to say, or coming out with the wrong word, or not being able to think of a word-it happens to me ALL THE TIME!

[@Your_Local_Volleyball_Kid13]

WAKE UP THE QUEEN POSTED!!!!!!!!!

[@randomedits678]

I WOKE UPPPP

[@Litllelean]

Tyyy 😂

[@Stay_4ever-y8n]

I up and out of my grave 🫡

[@Liais0g]

I WOKE UP 1 MINUTE AGO FOR THIS :D

[@rubenshirk5685]

I'm here to fight for the queen she is the best

[@jessicavinson7583]

I loved my pet goat as a kid.we went threw so much. I was the one he trusted. He was as big as me as an 8 year old and waited for me to come home every day after school. i miss Bucky.

[@marinbrough-k8p]

kris you are the most amazing person ever thanks for being you and posting a ton , it helps me not go insane

[@SpongeBobfan1-g5x]

15:25 is that a cat with bbq sauce on it? “So im sitting there right, barbecue sauce on my kittys” hahaha😂

[@n0talek]

kris you actually make my days sm better when u post. i’m so interested in serial killers and physiology, and ur like the only place i can watch documentary like vids with it still being funny, but informative at the same time. love u sm!!

[@EthanIsStrange]

12:10 my mother and I went to the store and she saw a jeep, and because we have jeeps, she gave them a rubber duck, cause she collects them

[@DavidWright-y1b]

It’s called “ducking”

[@EthanIsStrange]

@ yes

[@TheThird1977]

On the communication between partners situation, here's a "Sophie's Choice" in relationships; when a partner is mad at you and you ask what you did, only for them to turn it back on you with a "you tell me" flip-reverse. Do you plead (or feign) ignorance and have them mad at you for not owning up to your faux pas or do you own up to something you did and risk that being something they didn't know about, so they're mad at you for multiple things?

[@PhoenixSanity]

If your partner Sophie’s Choices you, leave them. Adults don’t mind communicating. It shouldn’t hurt either person in a relationship to communicate when something hurtful was done. No offense should be taken and no knowledge should be assumed.

[@TheThird1977]

@PhoenixSanity It's not that serious, dude. Comment was meant in jest and you're "Sophie's Choice"-ing yourself if you want to take it at face value.

[@PhoenixSanity]

@@TheThird1977Lmaooo fair play. Hadn’t watched the video yet. Sounded like it came from a teenager who has been through shit but hasn’t realized it yet, so was trying to do some good for the day.

[@PhoenixSanity]

Also I just don’t think people not getting along in relationships is funny 🤪 like just talk to each other

[@thedinkster2163]

Im in the legal field. I got this, when you ask what you did: It sounds like I'm on trial without any evidence. Should I plead the 5th or are there any hints about what this case may be about. Then wink.

[@Bookai]

My parents bathroom used to have a picture or poster in it with names and definitions of different kinds of poops. Ghost poops was one, and I remember the never ending wipe, but I don't remember enough of the thing itself to find one online today 😢

[@PebblesMama0403]

I think I found it. My aunt had one. Google “The Poopie List”.

[@vernonhall6939]

i never really thought about it but im exactly like you Kris i cannot make appointments in the afternoon because i will procrastinate and do nothing until that time. im so glad im not alone with this issue.

[@corrinemeshelski1101]

I used to work from 2pm-10pm but always complained about everything being closed because I refused to do things before work 😂 I would sleep until 1pm. I hate getting up for my early job now, but I get so much more errands done because I'm already out 🤷

[@Dexy83]

Same! I was told it is my ADHD... 🤦🏼

[@homesteadgamer1257]

Procrastinating means doing things at the very last minute. It has nothing to do with waiting. It's not the same as the appointment time looming so hard your body literally deactivates until it's time to go. That is specifically an Autism trait.

[@homesteadgamer1257]

@@Dexy83 It's an autism trait, actually, not ADHD. You can have both, but ADHD would actually let you start other projects and then get carried away and forget it's time for the appointment. Autism is what makes you basically shut down in wait for the appointment. You can have both, but if that happens, autism is the dominant trait.

[@vernonhall6939]

@homesteadgamer1257 well excuse me Mr know it all.

[@shannonmejia3626]

"I feel franfrastic" that's what I tell myself every morning as I'm getting ready for work! 😂

[@henrelinde2211]

Loll, i love the penguin facts. We here in South Africa actually have a similar type of penguin called the african penquin (Spheniscus demersus), which is only native to South Africa. Theres actually a whole ass show on netflix about them called penguin town and its soo cute

[@heartofearthcrystals]

2:39 Actually happened to me as you were talking about it! I walked into the kitchen with a purpose. Did something else entirely when I got there and then left the kitchen. Walked into the living room and remembered why I had went into the kitchen to begin with and now I’m back in the kitchen 😂😂😂

[@lacuna_matata_9261]

15:11 sometimes I just end up sitting on my stairs for a few hours all ready to go but can’t start anything else because I have the thing I have to do at that particular time adhd waiting mode is so frustrating I know I could get so much done in that time but nope brain says freeze ✋🏻 we freeze 😂

[@FinBartyandMe]

fairy penguin, also known as the little penguin are my favorite ones that live in Antarctica

[@Asta-fs5ex]

i just want to thank u sm kris !! im a teenage girl and you've helped me to get through my mental struggles :') i love u so so much thank u !

[@khazz33]

Sometimes I say the wrong word while I'm thinking of the right word. Usually happens when I'm tired or doing too much at once

[@Chlobuggy333]

Watching Kris try to film with only 45 minutes of sleep is what keeps me going in life

[@robmorgan1214]

Kris: Me: ... hilarious. Do alternate interior angle giraffes next!

[@TylerFULLSTOP]

2:45 that happens to me so much I always have to ask ‘hold up, what did I say?’

[@MisssCurtis]

"Whats on it f****** molasses?" Cracked me up! I always come to Kris's channel to laugh ❤❤❤

[@jjaannae]

All day I’ve had “Go mock 5 down the highway” stuck in my head & couldn’t quite remember where it was from.. Lolll. Love you Kris

[@keziah4637]

Auntie Kris has posted my day is instantly 10 times better 😁😁😁

[@dylandillpickle7729]

Kris...I happen to have 2 miniature fainting goats and they are awesome! I love you but I'm gonna need u to get on board with goaties. They're so smart and also extraordinarily cute 😍

[@Wannabearborist]

I don’t know how but the “fainting goat” part somehow is a TikTok ahh bleu comment that if you tap it searches it… Sinds when does yt do that?

[@EyebeHOLDr2024]

3:11 oh, my. Yesssss!!! This happens to me on the daily 😖 Also, i do also call it "ghost poop".

[@RachelBox-o1t]

spooky dooky

[@mikescholz6429]

The miracle of fiber in your diet.

[@Idkkay47]

2:07 honestly I like when you talk about Caleb it’s really cute. It shows that you you really love him.✨🦋

[@JC_things]

How dare KZbin to hide this from me for 14 minute

[@bohochhalter383]

Fr tho 😂😂

[@RoyalCookieYT]

It hid it from me 4 40 min

[@JustAnotherKatie]

12:43 We are on first name terms with our 7/11 homeless guy. He’s cool and loves Big Red.

[@bb.lonewolf]

1:51 not even two minutes in and we have the bombastic side eye

[@chrisavery3289]

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried"

[@Wierdo-Astrij]

0:35 I KNOW A LOT ABOUT SHARKS TOO!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME KRIS:)

[@Kur0m1s_playgr0und]

WE LOVE SHARKS!!

[@Am-jr4xn]

2:00-2:23 was hilarious 😂😂😂 “I don't have a lot of references! I'm sorry!” 😂🩵 I love when you reference Caleb and when Caleb references you! 🫶🏻

[@zazzaboo4955]

0:38 \*looks up shark* thats a pretty weird lookin penguin

[@audreyatwood-dounay9019]

The way u said u were having trouble with words and then a minute later said tissue paper instead of toilet paper loll 😂 the pain is real! Anyways love ur content ❤❤❤

[@randallprice75]

I wish you and Caleb would create more Nonstoppsyop videos. I enjoy watching you guys interact.

[@LuckySTARLLC]

Interact, in what way? 😈

[@randallprice75]

@@LuckySTARLLC Are you being glib or obtuse?

[@cali.adkins]

I love your relationship with Caleb it's so cute and I love how you talk about him during videos it shows you are thinking about him even when he's not in the room. I'm the same way with my husband I always talk about him because I literally live with this man and I have no one else to hangout with.

[@xxsoulxx1014]

I usually never care all that much about online influencer relationships. You and Caleb are SO cute and real. You both talking about each other makes the videos better. Those who complain gotta be lonely AF or something 😅

[@rameysue]

2:52 - I was once talking to my friends about this weird health thing I have where I eat a lot, but I never gain weight. My friend who I call Moo said, "How much do u weigh now?" and I swear to everything that is holy, I said 78lbs, Moo and my other friends go "you CANNOT be 23lbs!" I was like "I said 78...?" and they said I told them I was 23lbs, but I swear to everything that is holy I said 78lbs.

[@littleoldme13]

love ya kris! youre the best 🫶🏼

[@MrsLadyCath]

I hear ya with the no sleep thing. I have to take meds to sleep at all otherwise I don't get a wink. When the sun is up however I can sleep all day, moment the sun sets... nope, no sleep for me.

[@timlong4791]

10:36 I'd love a further explanation of what Taylor Swift is wrong about 🤔

[@stilesrose]

I came here looking for this comment 😭 making me scared she’s going along with the type of people judging Taylor for being a “childless cat lady” 😭 like she’s saying Taylor is “wrong” about what she said in her instagram post of why she voted for Kamala. I can’t take Kris having blind faith to that orange man too 😭

[@The_Archer18]

I audibly gasped when she said that!!

[@iamgabortoth]

I don't wanna be dramatic, but when she said that about Taylor, it kinda made the rest of the video not enjoyable for me anymore.🫤 Now I really want to know what Kris meant by saying "the only thing she was right about"...

[@AyeshaMcMurray]

@@iamgabortothsame

[@christinagowan8116]

We already know what a Trump presidency is like 🙄 I'm sorry that we want lower inflation, closed borders, no new wars.

[@cherissataylor1856]

3:58 THANK YOU! Someone who has the same struggle on watching things. It's so frustrating even for me. But I just can't!

[@BigADJ-ry8nh]

Love your vids Kris also your hair and glasses look amazing and your deserving of love

[@mala3isity]

14:11 I'm positive this is the reason affluent families had their sleep chambers at opposite sides of a huge house. Peasants had to sleep together bc they couldn't afford the space.

[@EllainSTEM]

2:23 KRISSSS DONT APPOLOGIZE

[@WhyseWytch]

The "five years" vs. "five days" thing is so relatable. I often tell people, "I'll say 'blue' when I really mean 'three.'"

[@oVRazberryVo]

1:12 “i…i feel slightly attacked” -kris’s thoughts

[@destinydavis1421]

Girl, you talking about Caleb is sooo cute ❤ they are just jealous

[@Lulu-06]

2:58 hey! That's actually called a Freudian slip, its when you think you're saying one thing, but something else completely different comes out. Happens to everyone all the time!

[@homesteadgamer1257]

A Freudian Slip is when something on your subconscious mind slips out, not just some random out of the blue dyslexic mis-speak. It always refers to some subconscious wish or thought. It's never just accidentally random.

[@fancychancey9253]

Being a middle child and still having 4 younger siblings… that’s a large family dawg

[@Itsbookiecookie]

GUYS. The dashes are NOT negatives I meant them to be like and equal sign. I realized the mistake after I posted it 😭

[@Mafyeux]

its like you got caught in the radioactivity of a relatability device and now you're the most super powerfully relatable human being on the planet

[@AllisonBrown-gq7jk]

11:10 I know how that feels I’m a middle child of 5 and my mom said I was a troubled maker when I was little 💜💜💜BTW love your videos

[@AllMyFriendsRFruit]

0:20 “please tag me in more” As someone who just got insta, and is lowkey terrified of it, how many you want?👀 maybe it’ll get me out of my shell a bit. I stick to mostly wholesome pet stuff but I meannnnnnnnnn I can find some “lol relatable” if we wanna start questioning my leftover sanity!

[@Tomboy-fv6ys]

10:50 once I was in the pool with a friend. I went belly down when she wasn't paying attention as I can gold my breath for a while. After like, thirty second I faintly can tell she's coming near...and all the sudden she smacks the only part of me out of water...my butt 😂😂 it stung

[@bobblebardsley]

I have the ADHD 'waiting mode' thing and I've been trying to lifehack myself by deliberately doing things in the last 30-60 minutes before an appointment, like I'll run to the corner store right at the last minute to get snacks before friends arrive etc. I swear it feels like time travel, the amount I can get done in that time versus getting LITERALLY NOTHING done like I usually do, it's like bullet time or something.

[@Layla-is-my-name]

Hi Kris hope you had a wonderful day! Also the intro is so real

[@jessicaspecht]

I agree about Drew Barrymore. I find it creepy that she gets that up close and personal, physically, with her guests. She really needs to ask them beforehand if they are okay with that. I prefer my space.

[@teslalockwood4171]

5:21 Me... mindlessly eating pretzels while watching this. ಠ_ಠ

[@Zazu-r2h]

Oop-

[@Globgore]

0:41 I ADORE SHARKS TOO KRIS! I wouldn’t mind getting a video about them at some point🤭

[@Lbplayz14]

9:27 funny you say that, my uncle has two fainting goats, u scream at em and they quite literally faint

[@ibabygirli7480]

I used to have fainting goats and anything that got them excited they would tip over. Feeding time: faint I’m coming to pet them :faint a truck drives by too fast: faint

[@torimbfs]

They don't actually faint, but they freeze and lock up and fall over. They were bred to do that for a reason, but it's sad.

[@ibabygirli7480]

@@torimbfs they were bred to do that so predators would attack them and not the more valuable angora goats.

[@torimbfs]

@@ibabygirli7480 exactly. Poor little guys.

[@yunekoVT]

the worst thing is setting the time early in the morning to save yourself from being in ADHD waiting mode only to get stuck wide awake in waiting mode all night and by the time you gotta do the thing you're too tired to do it

[@ErinBrown-pl4hi]

AHHHHHHHH KRIS POSTED AGAIN XXXX

[@monicareno4088]

“Franfrastic” is my new favorite description! 😂 LOVE IT!

[@evrdaizd]

this video’s about to be franfrastic!!

[@Chaotic.Boarding]

Hi Kris I LOVE YOUUUUU. My day is made when you post!!!🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼 11:00 as a middle child I f*cking relate 😂 we were attention seekers

[@XxilysmxX]

Yess!! I am one of two middle children and I was always trying to insert myself into any and every activity that my family was doing and whenever I got upset, I would go into the room where everyone else was because I wanted them to see that I was upset and comfort me 😂

[@Chaotic.Boarding]

@ omg real 💀

[@straykids2474]

I love hearing Kris laugh, it heals my soul😂❤

[@deserehamer8869]

8:22 this made me wheeze audibly

[@deserabailey8500]

LOL!!! 1:00 As an animal educator im CONSTANTLY doing that with movies! hahahaha esp when they show a non-venomous thing and im like actually, thats harmless... haha

[@NokzDraws]

3:36 Kyle watching this: 👁️👄👁️

[@AvaBrown-s1i]

😂😂😂😅😅😅

[@sutherlandbrook3205]

LOL my roommate “wtf?” Me: “ive just been quiet for a while” - literally.

[@anicoleww]

2:30 yes. Yes. YES. _aaaaaall the time_

[@flowergirl7498]

In the middle of me typing about my brain fog, I had brain fog and now do not remember my point!

[@unalived_mango]

OMG QUEEN IS ACTIVE ON KZbin!!!

[@Poyonekochi]

3:08 I felll that sooooo much! happens all the time. You are not alone Kris.

[@dogoflame540]

thats how i feel everyday from the intro ❤

[@TchSktch]

kris: idk why but my brain just cant talk properly also kris: btw I did only get 45 minutes of sleep last night

[@chrishoffman4635]

03:15 yes! All the time! Exact same thing - words I swear I said are not the ones I said. My wife also misunderstands words from me or my daughter. Weird.

[@ZoeyLindhout]

"I only want to watch a show that I have already seen multiple times" So true! I don't like surprises..😂

[@Bobbyboom413]

Perfect timing! Literally just sat down to watch my KZbinrs

[@dustin_themushroom8574]

Your expressions to rhe cow reel 😂 I love it that made my day ❤