This Is How You Don't Play Sifu (low tier god edition) pt.3 "Definition of insanity"

Do you know the definition of insanity? Well I'm about to show you what it looks like in part 3 of This Is How You Don't Play video of Dale "lowtiergod" Wilson still struggling to play Sifu
#tihydp #ltg #lowtiergod

[@9706ice]

I love that his first instinct to losing is going to the dashboard

[@SlamHannigan]

I was just about to say this lol. It's a trained reflex, B.F. Skinner couldn't condition Dale any better than Dale's already done himself.

[@vollkerball1]

When SFVI is out lets see how long he needs to memorize the block user combo like he does in SFV

[@rokkalombardi2196]

He doesn't even think about it anymore. You can tell he has to pause to stop himself from finishing the dashboard combo lol

[@vic3roy]

Conditioned

[@lorenzogarcia4335]

A game that forces the player to age up everytime they get defeated? It's like Dale's worst nightmare!

[@DeeMulaah]

This game allows you to feel like such a badass yet here he is doing the exact opposite of that

[@zam50]

That's only if you get good at it

[@Dr.DagNabit]

Dude literally makes sifu look like an ordinary person.

[@shadowninja1059]

It’s a miracle he didn’t go for Assassin’s Creed

[@dariusorigami6198]

There's a universe where LTG is a normal man who plays games like they're intended to be played and doesn't quit, restart or bitch at them because he's bad at them. Live with it. It's a thought that came to me in a nightmare.

[@BigPixel0]

And he has a stable job, a stable hair cut, a normal beard, is a normal human being, has a real life girlfriend, is not toxic, homophobic, or anything toxic, just a normal human being. Shame we got the mentally unstable cry baby one

[@badconnection4383]

I don't want to live in that universe because that would mean that mean that Max is a frequent rager.

[@dariusorigami6198]

@@badconnection4383 see how scary some human thoughts may be?

[@FurnaxIkki]

@@badconnection4383 More worrisome than that is that Phil would be an upstanding member of the LP community but gets fucked over by IRS bullshit that he somehow can't work around.

[@mrsonicedge]

Dale died and restarted more times in the first level then I did in the entire game. Its absolutely absurd that he thinks he can just pick up a game and perfect it instantly ESPECIALLY this game but thats LowTierGarbage's thought process I guess

[@ectothermic]

Dying and losing is such an integral part of games like this and he just.. completely shits on it. The game expects you to struggle, lose, and get stronger and better and learn, but he refuses to do even the slightest amount of losing. I think it's the age thing. The fact that you get older as you lose really touched him mentally.

[@mrsonicedge]

@@ectothermic Cuz all he takes are L's in life

[@freecinnamonrolls]

It’s literally about getting better as time goes on, or in the character’s case, grows with age, but dale wilson can’t seem to even fathom growth, all he sees is perfection in himself, and that perfectionism is going to be dale’s undoing

[@Leurith_]

10:28 THIS DUDE DOIN STRINGS

[@KingJin726]

😂😂😂

[@GrimsinMingzhi]

"OH MY GOD, WOW"

[@jbandsnehemiah3544]

24:13 he got saturn sticked

[@bobafett5926]

One of the problems is that Dale was able to access cheats for Sekiro and Elden Ring, and that made him think he can play single player games.

[@SuddenFool]

I hope you are taking the mickey because if he did that. Then DSP is legit a better gamer than him 0.0 So DSP ate dirt more than a thousand times in Elden Ring but still.

[@bobafett5926]

​@@SuddenFool kzbin.info/www/bejne/d17cZqVrnN14jMk Duped items, insane weapons, very high level after a few days of "playing" yet loses to 1st area sub-bosses. Dale sucks at games.

[@kitelanford]

Huh? SIfu is for PC but can see why what's up...

[@freecinnamonrolls]

@@SuddenFooloh he did cheat in elden ring, he had way too high of a level at the start

[@Gotham_Outlaw]

If you make DSP look decent in games as a streamer... you may need to find something else to do

[@mr_ThreeEight_1776]

I'd suggest a job....be we all know he's too lazy for that

[@GrimsinMingzhi]

@@mr_ThreeEight_1776 what do you mean? He works at gnc selling supplements so he can fill his closet with more Under Armor shirts to bury his homosexuality deeper in said closet.

[@redcherry8137]

Lol danny duncan made a joke about under armour not being cool since middle school

[@mr_ThreeEight_1776]

@@GrimsinMingzhi pretty sure his simps het all of his stuff for his bum ass, just like funding everything else

[@OrcsRDorks]

Dale restarted so many times he made the “wussy meter” quit! roflcopter!

[@Leurith_]

He's way too horrible at games overall to try and do a no death run of sifu I don't know if it's thinking he's some video game savant or not wanting to see his age on the counter (probably both)

[@KingJin726]

Remember how much shit he was bragging on during the in-game tutorial section? All of a sudden, the first stage is hard. And he wants a "touch of death"(he means death touch) attack? Sounds like "flow-chart easy-mode" shit, Dale 😂

[@Jupa]

Now we know who the develepors made Easy mode for - and I just thought they were being stupid for that shit lol For anyone unfamiliar with the game and curious, this is the broad age that you should be try to stay within on your first playthrough. You're not supposed to worry about your age. Stage 1: 27-29 (let yourself age, your new and unfamiliar, but the next stage really lets you experience and learn) Stage 2: 31-35 (most of your learning is done in stage 2 and the boss is much easier so you just have to grind out the standard enemies through the stage) Stage 3: 39-43 (it's hard but the boss is a major bitch so just yeah expect to age up quite a bit. BUT you get a shortcut straight to the boss where you can die at high 30/low 40) Stage 4: 45-50 (you'll have learnt the game well enough by this point not to die as easily, then once you learn the final boss its a breeze.) Stage 5: Start at age 50 max, it'll be kind of hard but it's just about enough leeway to beat the final at age 75. The final boss will body you a million times over so your death counter will rise fast. But if you get comfortable go through the other stages again and die young, try to start stage 5 at 35-40 and that'll give you much more leeway to deal with the end boss then do it all again and spare the bosses for the ending. Watching Low Tier Muppet stream is more of a grind than watching paint dry. Bless the uploader for the PUSSYYYY and verbal roasting to make this worth enduring

[@KotyoK1]

Literally in the first couple minutes of playing this game I set a scheme for myself: every stage requires 10 years, since there are 5 stages, therefore exactly 50 years in between 20 and 70(no reviving anymore). And it worked perfectly. Using this method you will learn steadily for the entire game, and then when you decide to replay from the start(since you'll need more than 10 for Yang), you breeze through and save lives.

[@ectothermic]

Watching this made me wanna get Sifu. I wasn't sold on the game yet, I commented on the first part of this that it didn't seem like my cup of tea but I think I might like it. Looks like the kind of game (ironically enough like Sekiro) that once you got the rhythm down and learn enemies you can flow and look awesome, just gotta be aware of your surroundings.

[@shadowninja1059]

Ya think Dale would realize that by now

[@DarkkingForever]

I definitely recommend u play this game. It is fun as hell especially when unlock moves and shortcuts

[@ShinFahima]

It looks so fun. Seeing Dale get this childishly upset over it also makes it look even more fun because all he has to do is approach the game from a level head. Even take loke a five minute break or something to get back into the flow.

[@sleeplessguardian]

it is EXACTLY like that, on my first playtrough i got my ass beat and beat the game with max age, on my second one i beat the game with 24 or something and every level made me feel like i am john wick xD, if you play on PC there are some amazing skin mods, daredevil, john wick, deadpool and stuff.

[@grimkxdo]

That’s exactly it once you start leveling and gain access to more combo streams there comes a point where normal enemies can no longer break you flow

[@boryontotheleader2328]

24:14 bruh, literal child tantrum lol

[@Locsmith_Tarantino]

😂😂😂😂

[@shadowninja1059]

“What a big baby”. -Oxhorn

[@strifefresh3998]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mrkoonce2768]

Almost choked on my water while laughing!

[@wittledragon1314]

All this game is doing is proving what dale is. A coward. Running from every fight, wanting to finish everyone off instantly, needs a weapon to fight 1on1, ect. The best part of it is when he sits there talking about getting his ass beat by multiple people and yet he likes doing that to people in smash. lol

[@chrisnichols9014]

It just proves being muscular doesn't make you courageous and tough. Dale is literally an internet tough guy.

[@hunter_theo1208]

18:47 Absolute best part. His entire health bar goes from full to zero in a matter of seconds because he tried to mash his way out of a group of enemies, and the silent rage makes it even better. On another note, why would you try something like this on your first playthrough? I understand placing some self-limitations to make a first-time playthrough more interesting, but shouldn't you beat a game once first to gauge your skill level and so you know what to expect for future challenges?

[@Major233179]

After watching LTG goof for a while, I decided to load up the first level and spare Fajar. It's literally all about being patient, parrying on time and not losing track of the enemies, I have no idea why he's trying to speedrun the game while ignoring the most powerful mechanic (the parry), it would've saved his ass in so many of those clips. Also, I think you should keep the clip, I think it adds some charm to see those guys roasting LTG everytime he pussies out.

[@shadowninja1059]

It’s these games that convinces or forces you to play smart but Dale here is just goin for sloppy seconds but runs away when it fails 😂

[@strifefresh3998]

24:14 I feel tf out crying laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Yatolc]

I understand the logic of restarting but its the kind of thing you do when you have enough knowledge of the game, He's trying to brute force a challenge he's not ready for.

[@DarthDimmadome]

I’ve always wondered why Dale doesn’t just make his camera square completely transparent or turn it off all together giving the game a full screen instead of leave “CAM” up when his paypigs paid the cam fee lol

[@zam50]

They are too dumb to pay if the price isn't written there

[@rokkalombardi2196]

Expecting Dale to have a clean stream presentation is like expecting Dale's beard to grow in a straight line.

[@UncleRickyJr]

He likes to remind his paypigs that they are idiots .

[@warrenclarke9051]

At 9:00 that was the biggest choke I’ve seen in my life. Literally started laughing out loud. 😂

[@swiftstrike4044]

Leave that image in. It really sells itself. 🤣🤣🤣 Edit: The NPC's trash talk when he revives is top tier making it even funnier

[@emmanueljames9029]

This scholar does know that if he restarts the level, he doesn't restart from the last battle..he has to do everything over again!! 🤦

[@emmanueljames9029]

Death counter: 43...his actual age!! 🤣

[@emmanueljames9029]

Gets happy when he does a combo in this game, but hates when people do combos in other games!! Lol

[@Lowtierdadproductions]

These videos tell you a big story about Dale as a gamer. He hates learning from mistakes and adapting. He wants to do the minimum and show off. The worst thing his chat did for him is tell him about the reset button. He's weak willed when it comes to doing what's hard.

[@sorenashcimate5707]

LTG: This game isn't hard. Also LTG: *Gets his ass kicked doing the same thing over again*

[@lukiejr1740]

dudes that insecure about his age that it bleeds into his gameplay.

[@CasualGamerPlays]

Can't wait to see part 4 and as far as the "wussy" clip, it did get annoying but it goes with the theme of the video. BTW, i wish Dale would stop using kids/young adults slang, Dale sounds so cringe.

[@StUcKoNlEvEL1]

All Dale has to do is like his character get to the magic number of 38 his age an he will play like a master

[@emmanueljames9029]

"thanks for the money dummy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheHeartlessAlchemist]

Seriously, even DSP got half decent at this game and got both endings.

[@chrisnichols9014]

Phil is a better game than LTG. Good for Phil, I guess.

[@stonepasta5296]

"I'm dumb but throwing on a couple of cheap fake glasses will make me look smart and cool." Mission Failed.

[@exo-gladius4805]

all those 2v1 and 3v1 clown move in SSBU are coming back to haunt him LOL

[@Arouxayis]

It's funny how it looks like on the side after loss the game gives you added abilities to make the game play experience easier like any good rogue like yet for the sake of his pride he ignores it and will fail a thousand times to maybe do it once. The game is trying to tell you something "you're ass, take the skill and move on with your life."

[@DaLastYoshi]

8:39 im surprised he didnt say this guy woke up with sweep

[@fogblades6811]

This is the kind of dude that can never finish a Mario ga-OH WAIT! XD

[@emmanueljames9029]

That chick already mopped the floor with him over a thousand times, and he starts feelin' himself and getting all cocky making those weird a** noises after he finally beats her...one time smfh!!

[@annon1647]

If he restarts constantly I suggest using different insults from other media (ie Venom saying pussy or Butthead saying Dumbass) it makes for variety

[@Thee_Anthony_E]

thank you for the feed back

[@matthall7359]

@@Thee_Anthony_Ehey man what is that wussy clip from lmfao

[@Thee_Anthony_E]

@@matthall7359 it’s from a show from Titus back in the day

[@nairukatsuji93]

This game was made with the intention of having the player learn over time, much like in real martial arts. Hence why Fale can't even get past the first stage 😂😂😂

[@Thepunisher90thGaming]

I love Sifu, it's a great game to test your reflexes and ability to adapt to your enemy. Dale lacks the attention span, to fully grasp the art of combat. He believes, spamming buttons is the key to winning. 🤣 Man can't even, dodge the obvious overhead move. I've beaten this game months ago, but makes me feel good seeing him dail this hard. (Aging would actually, benefit him)..... Scholar my ass, this dude can't even get passed the first level without dying 10 times.

[@Sports256]

The return

[@The1Shawn]

If he fights like he plays sifu he’ll just run til be finds a weapon and zone you out with random stuff on the ground

[@thenegromancer4695]

16:48 was a damn highlight bro was regretting his purchase

[@TheSpook313]

That Vaas quote was placed perfectly. 👍

[@screenwriterdave]

When he restarted the club, I knew it was hopeless. He doesn't even know what the majority of the stage looks like and he expects not to die. There are people who want to be good at something, and people who want to *look* good. Impossibly lame.

[@MilesMorales331]

Think just the sound clip looks better so you can see disappointed Dale looks tbh

[@DarthDimmadome]

I love the wussy clip, my vote is play the clip anytime you play the audio. Big ups for the uploads pimp, keep them coming 🙏 👑 👏

[@DarthDimmadome]

I saw someone make a point about seeing Dale upset, maybe you could have the clip picture smaller so you can see both the clip and Dale. Either way these edits are godlike.

[@leolionheart3982]

24:13 - 24:15 for the baby rage

[@prophetofink7971]

This game is dales last chance to be 20 again bless him

[@power_of_the_creator]

I now always make this sound when i die or defeat a boss lol

[@keijijohnson9754]

7:22 - Oh bullcrud, no one in their right mind would be that annoyed at that clip at all! If anything all it does is just make people like myself want to know the source of that clip more than anything. Though on the other hand it does make it even more funny when it’s just the audio too as it gives the impression of the game itself mocking you for restarting the whole level. Pretty befitting for Dale here but still…😂

[@CatsandBoots935]

4:03 Bruh he was this🤏 close to beating him. He was, admittedly, doing pretty good. Is one year really that important to him? 9:20 HE DID IT AGAIN

[@skull182]

That punchable face he made when bodied 😂

[@Gun-ud9uv]

WUSSYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@jamesp.7203]

The ironic part is if he just permanently unlocked skills by running through the first 2 levels on repeat, it would have actually been faster and more fun for both him and the stream. It's like he's trying to remove the fun from the game, but I know that can't be true because then he would have achieved a goal for once

[@Sergevantes]

I haven't played this one yet, but it kinda reminds me to the PS2 Godhand (the difficulty, the multipliers, etc), you can't go punching like a maniac nor wasting your supers or special techniques like it was a Mario Party mashing button-type minigame. It really amuses me how he still tries to make everyone think "hey, I didn't die even once!", like this over-restarting level thingy didn't count. Beating the games and then re-starting them to perfect the run is the way to go, imo. Not pretending to be the "This is a hard game to everyone except me, I'll perfect it in one setting" way. As you said in the comments of the video, it ain't that serious, dude.

[@kami_vega]

the wussy clip is hilarious

[@BlindedMan]

24:13 what the fuck lmao

[@silverexperience]

10:28 "This doo doin a 4-hit combo! This doos doin strings!"

[@MrDEdits]

This dude literally wasted his and everyone else's time replaying the same level over and over again because he kept dying ONE TIME.

[@InDimensionD]

What's sad is he makes his fans watch him restart this over and over. Dale is not an entertainer.

[@shadowninja1059]

Nah it’s retarded of them to even waste their watching him in the first place

[@flexjohnson8]

They must’ve had v trigger all the npcs

[@Ryukotsu22]

19:09 *CAM OFF* 😂😂😂😂😂

[@RockerDefeater]

I do want to get Sifu on my switch, so l can do a video on how to ACTUALLY get gud. The stupidest thing that Slow Tier Trash is doing is softlocking the game EVERY TIME HE HITS 21 and what does he do every time? He blames his enemies, blames his chat/fans, and blames the game’s mechanics instead of learning! I know that everyone had done a no death run (or Youngest Kung fu Master, as l like to call it) But that was AFTER getting the hang of the game’s mechanics. With him, he’s never going to do it and that’s sad as hell.

[@babylonastronaut]

Doing a no death run in a game you have never beat is so stupid it hurts my brain.

[@setoace]

2:05 see how Dale's instinctively press the home button?... his muscle memory is truly f-ked up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 btw, what's up with Dale's deep tone voice?

[@oneidawarrior5374]

Ltg should hit the restart button on his own life.

[@TomboyGamerGal]

Goddamn, this is so painful to watch Fale play this game and dying over and over again.

[@TheSpook313]

Fale 😆😆

[@TomboyGamerGal]

@@TheSpook313 Yes, I intentionally called him that.

[@UglyBastard..]

Meanwhile in Washington state.... DSP: ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!.... (Snort)

[@saimori7372]

I think you should have more clips than wussy, it will make it more interesting try to guess which 1 shows up.

[@toko4153]

I actually did the exact same thing he did when I played, minus the shortcuts. It was repetitive, yeah. Extremely. But I’ll tell you what, man. To me, it was still crazy fun. And it made me a whole lot better. Granted, the rest were even harder (with especially 3 and 5 being way more unforgiving), but I never got sick of the game ever. I did beat it. And I did plat it. It took like 50 hours. But it was epic. Also bro what is that death sound 💀

[@citypopFM]

Every game, he stays running away when any opponents or obstacles come at him, the same way he's handled everything in life lmao.

[@Modeloman8]

Yea I like the woosy sound better then seeing the guy all the time. Maybe after every 5 deaths you can play the video

[@kevo1441]

The guy really doesn’t have the capacity to learn from his mistakes. He doesn’t even optimize his combos and is button mashing.

[@nathanelwilliam3609]

He turned off his cam off to wipe his tears. That cute.

[@nathanelwilliam3609]

This game relies on using your IQ. This shows dale has 60 IQ

[@LivingStoneWriter]

I cannot imagine watching this live on his stream. It’s literally a man-child whining about losing to the first level of a game and throwing a tantrum to the point of restarting multiple times and turning off the camera, despite the fact that we already see how aggravated he is. Absolutely pathetic and not entertaining whatsoever.

[@suforozinho]

bro these videos are so good and with your comments it just makes it even funnier LOL

[@Eirikasacredstones]

Always love to see the peanut butter complex take some bust from videogame characters.

[@KotyoK1]

Jesus Christ... Imagine being Ltg's viewer By the way, lil suggestion: you should imply a short "yick" instead every time he dies, since the usual one covers his reaction slightly

[@emmanueljames9029]

Damn this dude tries to stay young even in a video game smfh!! 🙄🙄🙄

[@thechampuru]

🤣👏🏼

[@zam50]

He is afraid of age

[@rosarioriveracarrizales5296]

I want the clip to stay but put an image of a defeated LTG everytime he restart

[@rosarioriveracarrizales5296]

Also, i want to point out that (i think but im not sure) that the game Is like every monster has a weakness, but Dale needs every fucking time a weapon to fight

[@zam50]

If he caps it at his own age he got plenty of continues to work with. No need to try to stay at 20

[@Locsmith_Tarantino]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@QaulinDickson]

All the enemies in the game stream sniping. That’s why he keeps restarting.

[@emmanueljames9029]

It would've been more entertaining seeing him rage quit 9 times in Street Fighter 5 (or any other game) then 9 restarts in THIS game!! 😭😭😭😭

[@roguereb0rn833]

10:28 THIS DUDES ON STRINGS

[@227dev]

Man I get wanting to challenge yourself at a game but save that shit till you're actually good or atleast beat the game once. This is horrendous!

[@jerelwright1495]

All that talk about it being easy only to find himself locked on the first lvl. Such ignorance such arrogants must be punished.

[@Alchemy9033]

His play style sucks across every single game He’s so scared to fail it’s embarrassing, he can’t just have fun, he’s such a loser 😂

[@blackneotheone2978]

Artificial intelligence getting to ya dale 🤣

[@IBU1DA]

Does anyone knows where the soundbite (from LTG dying) comes from?

[@Thee_Anthony_E]

It from when he’s playing smash bros. Ultimate

[@IBU1DA]

@@Thee_Anthony_E yeah bro thanks i found it already 😂

[@xk1llaxk3v94]

Why don’t they tell him that aging isn’t bad as they tell him it is. You literally get stronger the older you get

[@Kiiisssen]

kinda funny he still losing lives after repeating the level so many times. and idk.if he has his moves perm unlocked too.

[@Dope_Bomb92]

Gotta be 20 til the museum at least lol

[@Ryukotsu22]

15:18 - 15:28 hopefully looking for some type of tips & tricks to no avail

[@black8thelement8008]

Bruh....why this man playing like a zone character in Sifu lmao 🤣 😂 💀

[@hardeeharhar18]

Dale is fucking 63 years old LMFAOOO