This is messed up...

[@gyrodos8dx]

So this is what you rapscallions were up to when I was gone

[@mikeyventura5993]

FIRST REPLY HERE BEFORE SHORTCAT!!!!!!

[@Shortcat321]

The short invasion

[@onebear6504]

Congratulations to 5k subs!

[@hamstercreature951]

​@@Shortcat321you and Tactrohs gotta survive!!

[@Bolliegamez]

CONGRATS ON 5K SUBS GYRO

[@BrandonChen-sdef123]

Ok but jokes aside that tactrohS mii is actually fire

[@patrickwang6868]

yeah but i kinda miss the old shortcat

[@ImnotZaz3n]

Fr

[@Sluad6iq]

​@@patrickwang6868straight from the go shortcat

[@Hallådär]

*_tactrohS_*

[@AndyRoxGamez]

@@ImnotZaz3ni know right?

[@thebwahboi7616]

8:14 1. Wall breaks red shell 2. tactrohS saves Shortcat by throwing a green shell backwards which breaks red shell 3. Thwomp breaks red shell 4. Banana trail breaks red shell Bro actually has plot armor

[@AntimonySM51]

and the plot armor at the end of the last race

[@arcadiawhimsies]

2 of those were skill though

[@nutsi3]

And the last 10 seconds of the video

[@Minetendo_Fan]

Don't forget how the fire flower broke the baby Daisy's trail while missing him completely

[@Maxi-Gonz.]

What kind of cruel god even permits 4 consecutive reds anyways? lolol

[@existingperson12]

Shortcat woke up on the wrong side today

[@Shortcat321]

!struh kcen yM

[@oceans6517]

@@Shortcat321!noos retteb leef uoy epoH

[@PlushNGaming-qf3ew]

Hmo

[@vietphamvan8254]

Tsipareht a teg oh

[@vietphamvan8254]

Ytefas rof

[@onebear6504]

The Anti-Shortcat syndicate is growing every day it seems xD

[@Shortcat321]

To take them down I might have to unite with ShorterCat or even... Shortdog 😬

[@chrs_]

@@Shortcat321 shortcat avengers 🙏

[@existingperson12]

The shortrio​@@Shortcat321

[@luckyteddy04]

​@@Shortcat321 and another Companion named Medicat (myself)

[@untagged-human]

someone needs to show up as "ShortPerm" please

[@loink3969]

Inwardcat being on inward drift is such a nice detail

[@TheWahab2002]

I wasn't reading the name and thought he said "n-word cat"

[@omayaki5264]

​@@TheWahab2002 same! I Had to rewatch the moment twice to get it.

[@scotttait815]

It is

[@mav9987]

“the baggers only win if we fight each other” is actually so interesting and makes me wonder if a collective passive play across the top 4 runners is the most optimal way to play

[@sticks4382]

I think in a runner, as 2d place you want to take out 3rd and 4th to make sure you get a breakaway when the 1st place inevitably gets blued. In bagging tracks there might be a play for top 4 to wall out baggers from getting to top spots, but it's risky because the plan is ruined by the shock, which is very common in baggers obviously.

[@Shortcat321]

In 6v6 wars, holding multiple top spots is incredibly powerful. This is kind of like the Prisoner's Dilemma, where cooperation is truly helpful, as long as you have both trust and long-term reward. But if each person is worried about being attacked, then it's in each person's best interest to attack first.

[@yoshitaki69]

​@@Shortcat321yeah true wow. You should get ur cult to band together and try this for a vid

[@SimplePanda93]

I mean it’s basically the prisoner’s dilemma. It may be better overall for the top 4 to cooperate, but they could also get first place if they betray the other 3. Game theory! Literally!

[@nathanh2523]

@@Shortcat321wow, i never would have guessed that your whole team going faster than the whole other team is the best strategy

[@WindMK8DX]

Yo it’s me, Inwardcat! I had lots of fun racing with ya, Ggs!

[@DaDerpHerd]

Awesome seeing you in the vid! Great racing 🔥🔥

[@WindMK8DX]

@@DaDerpHerdThank you!

[@taffybruh9795]

Good racing! Can't help but wonder what your name origin is tho🤔🤔🤔

[@WindMK8DX]

@@taffybruh9795 Pretty simple. I love the feeling of the wind blowing on my face, I also love inward drift. Wind + inward drift = windward drift

[@tmacattack8302]

Quick question, what happened that last race? Well the Wario Stadium Race? Did you get red shelled right at the end?

[@SuperTheorex]

Finding Shorcat family members then: extremely rare and leads to an epic showdown Finding Shorcat family members now: 50vs1

[@NatePhan]

Sounds like superhero comics lol

[@Minetendo_Fan]

Shortcat: Across the shortcatverse

[@TheIzzlzzy]

Archie sonic in a nutshell

[@StickmanMK8DX]

Highly unlikey u will believe but i am tactrohS im actually named Stickman, inwardcat is a good friend of mine named wìnd, love the content you make and it helps me improve at the game, ur awesome bro ggs out there 😁

[@WindMK8DX]

@@StickmanMK8DX Hi tactrohS!

[@citriosis]

Why doesn't this have more likes!! The man the myth the legend

[@StickmanMK8DX]

@@citriosis real

[@justinnewman4207]

At it again with the shenanigans I see... And did you really have to bust out that Petey combo? 🤣

[@onebear6504]

Awesome Mii!

[@Dragono_]

Just like to say that because of your videos, I’ve cut my 5yr break of Mario Kart and am now loving the game again :), so thank you for inadvertently doing such a thing One of these days we may cross paths in a room, who knows

[@Shortcat321]

That's awesome! I wish you successful snipes and no lag trails 😇

[@mikeyventura5993]

And he MEANS no lag trails

[@Dragono_]

@@Shortcat321 and I wish you many successes against impostor Shortcats!

[@Jacob_Bates]

@@Shortcat321 and cool!

[@frentby45]

@@Shortcat321 are yo u jperm

[@Whom_]

8:18 The reverse shortcat actually threw a greenshell back and that cracked the red shell, Truly a real homie

[@matterking1]

Your channel is perfect to relax and enjoy. You're high skilled at the game and you are very uplifting and outgoing. It's really comforting.

[@rubyred9637]

@Shortcat321 I decided to sign up for a MK8 tournament at a big convention. Ended up getting second place. I couldn't have done it without you and your videos. Cheers, man, keep up the good work.

[@onebear6504]

Congratulations! You'd get em next time! 🎉🎉🎉

[@AndyRoxGamez]

Who beat you?

[@yifanma1326]

The finish of the last race is hilarious OMG

[@rojandyyyyyyyyy]

"the baggers only win if we fight eachother" this quote changed my life, thank you shortcat for helping me buy my nonexistent ford f150

[@MonarchLoop]

"The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do" ahh video (good video me likey)

[@Color1738]

We are so back 🔥 -ShortColor

[@DaDerpHerd]

Let’s gooooo 🔥🔥

[@Drake69_]

Let's go 👍👍

[@Color1738]

@@DaDerpHerd you’re probably the only one who knows where that green shell in the first race really came from 😂

[@DaDerpHerd]

@@Color1738 as soon as I saw 8 rainbow road I was like “I hope the snipe made it in the video!!” 😂😂

[@MrCondupee]

Found your videos after a late night of scrolling around on youtube. Don't even play mario kart but I absoloutley adore your videos :P

[@Shortcat321]

Thank you so much 😊

[@HazeEmry]

Same here lmao

[@johannaswank6700]

:)

[@RKerns]

Hey Shortcat! Over this weekend I participated in a local MarioKart tournament. Out of 50 players, I ended up making it to the top 24 and losing in the second bracket of the tournament. Even though I didn't win, I'm still very proud of my performance and I owe it to you because I probably would not have played as good as I did without watching your videos. You've taught me so many tricks and strategies that I was able to keep up with professional players. I was even able to get 1st place in Big Blue because of seeing you do the shortcut on lap 2! I was shaking that whole race because of that! It was a fun experience that I would love to do again! Hopefully I'll only improve from here. Thank you for getting me interested in being a MarioKart pro.

[@Shortcat321]

Congrats on a good performance! That sounds exhilarating and I hope you keep playing 👑

[@knoxnotcool3884]

7:04 shortcat is a savage 😭

[@nosauceyesrough3576]

9:37 I uh…. Did not hear inward.

[@inyourdreamskiddo7474]

Definitely had to rewind on that one.

[@yAlessandro]

27:32 "we're done when I say we're done" moment

[@Beegcat]

You dropped your “ahh” and “💀”

[@johannaswank6700]

🫡

[@sethhatch3109]

Dear Shortcat, I am compelled to extend my heartfelt commendations for your performance regarding this video. The caliber of your work is nothing short of extraordinary, characterized by a meticulous attention to detail, a profound depth of insight, and an exceptional finesse in delivery. Your unwavering dedication to the craft is palpably evident, rendering the viewing experience both intellectually stimulating and aesthetically gratifying. Your eloquence and the sophistication of your narrative style elevate the discourse within this domain, setting a new paradigm of excellence. The impeccable production quality further underscores your consummate professionalism and commitment to delivering unparalleled content. Thank you for your invaluable contributions. Your work not only enlightens but also inspires.

[@ec1ipsed93]

man it's insane how entertaining you make just normal gameplay videos, your commentary is so fun and entertaining. a lot of youtube gameplay these days is insane challenges everyone 1-upping one another, and while you do challenges it all feels so much more relaxed and chill. keep it up and thanks for all of the great content!

[@NeXuS_879]

4:43 The obvious reason why the room is so good is because your playing against your viewers, you've literally taught us everything you need to know about this game

[@Cubetechno1]

That is so funny tactrohs left then inwardcat became your nimisis and then inwardcat lost 😂😂😂 so in other words tactrohs lost 10 - 6 and you proved that you are the optimal CAT!!! NO INWARD CAT NO TACTROHS ONLY SHORTCAT!!!! ❤ AND ONE MORE THING that win at the end on DS mario circuit Was EPIC !!!!!! 😂😂😂 ❤🎉🎉😂😂😂

[@HaHAjax]

i had a stroke reading that

[@unfortunate459]

​@@HaHAjaxsame bro.

[@GamerThatExists]

????????????????????????????

[@ovation1k]

@@HaHAjaxbros definitely 7 😭😭

[@shortcatimposter321]

You are all bots 🙄

[@YaGirlZero]

"I'm nothing like Shortcat, some would say, I'm the reverse."

[@BrandonChen-sdef123]

At this point I want nothing more than getting in a room with Shortcat

[@designatorthegenerator6153]

Same here it be an honor to be in one with him

[@ShadyBowser]

i really enjoy learning from you and Jvgiviner in Mario 8 Deluxe, i been watching both of you for a long time now and your videos have really helped me alot in the competitive scene. I took a really long hiatus from this game and in order for me to play again i needed to get better to fully enjoy it again

[@typicaldf867]

Wait until bro meets godtrohS 😭

[@Pseudoslotter]

GODtrohs

[@theominouspigeon]

​@@Pseudoslotter"good faith" thanks google

[@hat_cbw6972]

@@theominouspigeonsame energy as thanks nintendo

[@polyplayer]

Well if they’re the bizzaro version of Shortdog then they’d be helping him

[@Malcolm_The_Royal]

You mean ShortGod right?

[@joshuawinestock9998]

33:14 "oneposter is all the imposters" When the pack closes and your brain diverts power away from speech centres

[@superflip1729]

J Perm starting to do side quests now

[@Saksham_2480]

ikr

[@patrickpatrick4131]

Bro went from being one of the biggest cubing youtubers to one of the biggest mario kart youtubers.U are built different

[@NocoRoads]

12:29 a rare unironic "thanks Nintendo"

[@Phentex2192]

That Thwomp Ruins race was quite entertaining. Thank you for blessing us with more of the cat experience.

[@Miniya]

the thumbnail looks so cursed ☠️☠️ but they're actually creative with that mii lmao

[@CatFeetMarioKart]

When I saw the thumbnail I was laughing so hard lol

[@theominouspigeon]

where is shortpigeon

[@nouche]

Name’s too long! It’s 11 characters and max is 10.

[@theominouspigeon]

​@@nouche shortpigeo maybe

[@lucasz8825]

​@@theominouspigeon shortpidgn could work!

[@AdawaShiwani]

Shortskunk when?!

[@mamoon304]

In the dungeons with longdog

[@karanaima]

*Shortcat* vs. *ʇɐɔʇɹoɥS*

[@TKstuds]

How does one type upside down

[@unfortunate459]

​@@TKstuds asking the real questions.

[@Cubetechno1]

Yeah

[@GamerThatExists]

Why was this at the bottom of my comment section even though it has alot more likes

[@unfortunate459]

@GamerThatExists it's random where you comment appears it doesn't matter if you have a lot of likes on it. The only guarantee to having the top comment is having shortcat pin it.

[@CatFeetMarioKart]

This has got to be one of the best Shortcat vids I've seen! :) Keep up the good work!

[@johannaswank6700]

💚

[@josephaversa2494]

I just reached 10,000 VR! Thank you Shortcat for being such an inspiration to me and my Mario Kart journey.

[@sophieheart2707]

It’s your reversed imposter! Shortcat!

[@Milestheotherguy]

I miss you Dylan..

[@miguelmata6883]

*Guy literally lets him know he gives up via name change* Shortcat: I don't care, we're still doing first to 10... 😂

[@NathanCraft90]

the Shortcat family literally has 2,147,483,647 members 💀

[@Shortcat321]

If we get one more member it will overflow to -2,147,483,648 members

[@doyoulikewaffles000]

@@Shortcat321ah yes, 648. the number i can NEVER ESCAPE

[@DrewD64]

​@@Shortcat321 Your family reached the 32 bit integer limit?

[@NathanCraft90]

@@DrewD64 pretty much

[@Luke4PlayerChess]

Math guy here what a genius you are to drop a number that is one short of 2^31 💀

[@alexmyska7244]

16:58 this is the most accurate description of Cheese Land ever lol

[@memwowmeowmekwekw]

shortcat has done unrepairable amounts of damage to mariokart names

[@Maku37]

I love how “I’m using tilt controls” is the ultimate trash talk in Mario kart 😂

[@clayton_sutanto]

Nice video J Perm... oh uh i mean Shortcat

[@mathisstrauch1591]

I’m so happy I found your channel bro, I don’t even play Mario cart (except that one time in 2015) and still enjoy every video you put out. ❤ *edit: watching a fellow Canadian is also very nice, plus I really like how you describe things in this game. Even tho I don’t play, you explain so well and in depth that it makes me feel like a pro

[@faboten_official]

Shortcat from Australia

[@KentiousIV]

20:07 my favourite podcast mentioned??

[@jakeboating]

As an Australian I am proud to see a Shortcat that doesn't have something the wrong way around.

[@CantLearnOLL]

This guy has some dedication to make an upside down Shortcat ❤

[@AVoidStormWarden]

Bro for the longest time I didn't even know purple mini turbos even existed 😂😂

[@mikeyventura5993]

Smart steering

[@BartEnder2006]

Same, thats why i dont use smart steering anymore haha

[@aktuellyattee8265]

"Everyone steals all my coins!" Meanwhile: "Hey guys, so anyway this is how you go super crazy fast in Mario Kart!"

[@JohnAJ-07]

Yiheng got a 4.36 WR

[@CubitoPro_]

Fr

[@MrGrizzyy]

Shortcat is the only person who will get hit by a blooper fall of the track and not blame it on the blooper

[@shortcatimposter321]

You got tired of the first session? Well i hope gyrodos is not watching 😂😂😂

[@Cubetechno1]

😮

[@flamingbull3438]

Congrats on 400k!!!

[@Turkey_b0i]

9:37 theres a what cat!?

[@account-pi3nj]

😂

[@Healcannon]

Im enjoying these "Shortcat: The Movie" videos.

[@Fitterbell3]

9:38 I thought you said N-WordCat 😅

[@olivercattanach2680]

Props to that one person who front-ran cheeseland. Congrats on getting 2nd, but no contest for our man shortcat

[@hammled]

The shortcat universe only expands.

[@Cre4tor.]

Mcu (marvel cinematic universe) ❌ Scu(shortcat cinematic universe)✅

[@johannaswank6700]

😅

[@FunkyKarting321]

When shortcat locks in = the best red shell doges ever

[@Average_cuber]

Oh look it’s Johnathon permutation

[@tinahuang1411]

J Perm

[@adriangd5040]

it’s literally him tho

[@Akf-b2j]

He doesn't respond or acknowledge these comments. Take the hint and stop mentioning his other channel

[@jimrdm71]

@@adriangd5040No it’s not

[@jimrdm71]

@@Akf-b2jHe doesn’t have another channel

[@ryanrahim2488]

"maybe their VR is upside down?" is savage

[@sheepcat5590]

dinnerbone shortcat

[@em-il1dq]

"Theres an N-Word Cat" 9:37

[@_V.Va_]

37:08 That Goomba getting fucking blasted got me. Lmao

[@dodgechallenger7401]

your grandma's heard of grumpy cat...now they've heard of this

[@Cinlow]

Eating food and watching Shortcat always puts a smile on my face. :3

[@Orange-blubbb]

Shortcat but austrailian

[@BLJMARIOSM64]

Ha ha very funny comedy genius

[@johannaswank6700]

☠️

[@captainzork6109]

That last race was the meanest thing you did to the imposters your whole life xD

[@dedration3696]

So whenever you want to duel someone, why don't you use the quickchat messages as an indicator when it starts so that the other person knows whats going on. You would have to mention the indicator in your vids a couple times, but that shouldn't be a problem. I dont really know what messages are possible but maybe smth that isnt used that often in lobbies and do it like 3 times. And if they respond with the same 3 times, it means they are ready. Im sure you would figure something out.

[@mikeyventura5993]

But the fun of the randomness of your oppnent not knowing

[@nailington]

Just want to say thanks for the captions! Nice touch that I was expecting

[@KarlIsAcoustic]

J PERM

[@dianamenzel561]

Me: Mom dad Mom:yes? Me: I get cyberbullyed by a short cat

[@NZDarkey]

Shortcat trying his best to find someone named "Shortgyat":

[@minimartile57]

No

[@EYoshiGamr]

No

[@3MPOW]

no

[@Mr-Trox]

No

[@nicolasvillasecaali7662]

What a world we live when anti-Shortcat can come from the negative realm to challenge the OG vertically challenged cat

[@BestLegend134]

Shortcat: "Evil Shortcat ain't real, he can't hurt you." Evil Shortcat: *uoY llemS naC I*

[@mikeyventura5993]

The "Y" isn't upside down

[@JamalKkk-py8vg]

“What a shame” *Proceeds to get placed 6th next race* Karma is so real XP

[@Flintstix]

I would be s mad 37:40

[@ThawneIsSigma]

Shortcat: "This is the most creative imposter I have ever seen!" Also Shortcat: never actually has officially seen an imposter 💀

[@HK-le1tr]

Ikr

[@fonderbasson9231]

He is the Anti Shortcat

[@IdkYouTellMe16]

18:27 “and you know it’s a skill based track when I’M THE ONE WI-“ *squad busters ad*

[@ShortPanda123]

This is litterally every single room I get in there are at least 3 short at clones(including myself as the ShortPanda) Edit: I forgot to mention that I have also seen a shortgyatt but we don’t talk about that

[@dara-kelly]

7:05 "Maybe their VR's Upside down" Ahh yes, my favourite number, 932L0

[@Dylan_Username]

Only just noticed that you are j perm wth

[@StropusDeveloper]

“Cheese land is like golf in a thunderstorm. It’s like ‘see who can do better.’ And then someone gets shocked”

[@StropusDeveloper]

Ok he actually said and then there’s a shock

[@Not-a-channel123]

Australian shortcat

[@cakedelight2355]

I find it honestly impressive how people can never get your mii right, yet someone manged to make upside down really well

[@The_Kopycat]

you sound EXACTLY like jperm

[@Achronym]

Congrats on 400k!

[@seblewongeltima3101]

What is J perm doing?

[@bluntslt8023]

Shortcat new video let's goo. I've been binge watching you for the past couple days lol

[@ImSpaceBoomy]

j perm?

[@Princehashthedarkwarrior]

Yes it's him

[@AndrewKyriacou-mp5rn]

When shortcat said i am invincible i laughed so hard

[@soyomars]

mrepJ