this is so broken

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[@Shamoun2]

So it was just the booze that made him scottish

[@EVERGREATEST-v4t]

He's back to being aussie.

[@mrcuddlefish1]

yesterdays episode was interesting 😭

[@badatfortnite3641]

Did you make that pfp?

[@Abder-r1h]

i genuinely felt like i was with an old guy on his death bed watching that 😭

[@EVERGREATEST-v4t]

@@badatfortnite3641 I found it on pinterest.

[@EVERGREATEST-v4t]

@@Abder-r1h Reminded me of my cousin who would slam back cheap vodka sitting in the back of his truck

[@linean539]

Ken Comment Section Tier List S-Tier: *First time jokes made on this channel that are witty and funny* Somewhat of a rarity but you know when they happen when you see it *Genuinely supportive messages for Ken* I mean c'mon how can you even hate these? A-Tier: *Tuggspeedman/Gigagay/Etc.* The de-facto standard for comments and a good basis for ranking the other comments *"Ken is the type of-"* Always leaves a smile on my mouth, can't go wrong with these *Regular Comments* At this point these may be rarer than most of the other comments *Those really long yap messages* Very amusing B-Tier: *"Ken is Frank/Goblinfreak"* He do be the Goblinstein *Ken is gay/derivatives* Funny enough to not be knocked down to C but somewhat filtered out with the influx of Tuggspeedman comments *Ken's Death* Was kinda amusing at first but then nothing really creative came out of it, maybe it should be dropped to C? C-Tier: *"I love it when Ken uses his-"* Your typical low-ball humor. Not the worst but could be better. *0:00** Starts/Stops Talking* Nothing much to get out of this one, about as eh as one can get *Miner Comments* 💀 *"Ken, it's me. Your only viewer"* Kinda funny but also is a common source of hivemind syndrome F-Tier: *The same witty comments found in the above tiers but then spammed to hell and back by a Kenillion different comments* Honestly anything is better than these Maybe I'll update this in the future when there's more stuff

[@Himax55555x]

I will subscribe to your channel and wait for your next comment, salut . 🫡🕵️‍♂️

[@Himax55555x]

Oh ... you can also rank comments where they rank comments , that will be awesome 👌.

[@Chaoticvc]

A+ tier yap message

[@mountaindrew2241]

add ‘rating’ comments

[@NoNo-xh7ru]

Meta comments are a solid A tier

[@Jrijori]

rating of ken (december patch) - yapping : 7/10 (pretty relatable) - gameplay : 8/10 (better than in november) - clothes : 2/10 (still too much) - locking in total time : 1min38 seconds (too much yapping) - aura earned today : +30 (tugg speedman is still dominating) total : 7.69/10

[@VIEWER-MUSIC]

I would still prefer more yapping

[@DadFusis]

🤓

[@KentiousIV]

​@@DadFusis get outta here with that dumbass emoji

[@tomkostolom6559]

December patch is crazy

[@Nak_12]

we need more reviews

[@ElanElanElan]

bro has regrets for the previous video, don't blame yourself kenny boy

[@OiledUpHighlights]

Hey Ken I just applied for the KZbin partnership, since you are Ken the father I would like to send you a tithe going forward from any money I am able to make off of this channel for allowing me to edit your content, it has been a blast. How would I do this?

[@NoNo-xh7ru]

Ken becoming a whole ass medieval lord

[@avet4952]

mf is a serf wtf

[@willantczak541]

Oiled up highlights monetization is the best thing that has come out of 2024

[@redmenace3786]

hey bro i'm sure ken doesnt mind, you're the one doing such great edits so don't worry about it

[@OiledUpHighlights]

@@redmenace3786it just seems right

[@joacohammer08]

For me, Ken is not just a guy. He's not just a KZbinr. He's not even an idol. In my eyes, Ken is a style of life, Ken is my life. At the end of the day, Ken truly is life. When I wake up, the first thing I do is watch one of his videos. If there are any new ones, i will watch them as soon as possible. I specially enjoy watching them in 0.5 speed, that way I can truly savour every and each moment that Ken creates for his viewers, for ME. I like listening intently to every word that comes out of his mouth, taking a lesson from every story he tells on his videos. But anyways, I'm getting ahead of myself. You are probably thinking to yourself: Why? Why Ken? Why is he life? Well, ermmm... that's a lot to unpack, but I'll do it just so you can become a true Kenner yourself. As you can see, Ken is everything for me, and I live like him for he is my life. When he shows a new deck in Clash Royale (the best game ever made), I immediately change my deck to his, that way I can feel closer to The Ken. I can become The Ken. When he pushes trophies in Brawl Stars (the second best game ever made), I push trophies. Now I have a healthy 150.000 trophies. Thanks, Ken. The Ken. Even when he changed his setup to his kitchen I followed his way and did the same. Now my mom can tell me how disappointing I am while she cooks me food. Nice, thank you, The Ken. Every second I long for the new Ken upload. I live to watch Ken's videos. I watch every new deck, gamemode, tomfoollery, shenanigan and yap. These are my bread and butter of every day. Now you might be wondering: what is so special about Ken? what videos inspired you to follow him to the ends of the Earth? Well, my little weasel I will list some of his videos that influenced me the most. -playing minecraft again 06/27/24 -really sorry 02/19/24 -Ken makes it VERY clear that he is NOT interested in women 08/05/24 Of course, I feel obliged to mention The Ken's right-hand man: Oiled Up Highlights. He sums up every bit of Ken's wisdom. He knows The Ken. He gets The Ken. And just how I aspire to be one day, he IS The Ken, he Lives The Ken. Oiled up gets what Ken is trying to say, he takes his message across just so people can become Kenners, similarly to what I am doing right now. Now rise up Kenners, rise up and don't be like the pipsqueaks that reject The Ken. If you think he is cringe, embrace the cringe. Embrace The Ken. BE THE KEN. #BETHEKEN

[@6171boots]

wow

[@fumfum8184]

Holy yap

[@pranay7076]

Hop off the glizzy lil bro 😭🙏

[@_.rahu1]

👍👍

[@geladeira4674]

You misspelled Ken somewhere but idk where it is bcs i got really into this

[@rtiqk_cr]

excellent vid ken! i was particularly impressed when you played the new evolution two times in the entire vid 👏

[@cupcakecavlry5560]

I thought you were lying but it actually was only twice 😭😭

[@davidjefferson4941]

this information should've been included in review-type comments

[@florian9601]

1:33 "evolved musketeer was a gimmick" he says, after making 3 milion videos on it

[@verybigman8610]

Tall man starts yapping 0:00 tall man ends yapping 8:09 “something something tugg speedman something something gigagaycycle

[@baldurleon2880]

“Why is it so ez” Well Ken the guy had a lvl 12 rascals and mighty minrr

[@Copper_eater]

Maybe people don't know this but last video was made by Ken's drunk Scottish twin brother

[@szymlon]

0:01 the yap begins

[@cantdoaquestionmarksadly]

nah it begins at 0:00

[@exorevbivoevturque]

@@cantdoaquestionmarksadly nah -0:01

[@JakovMartinovic-ic5js]

ends at 8:35

[@Sahil.Qarayev]

nah it begins since big bang​@@exorevbivoevturque

[@exorevbivoevturque]

@@JakovMartinovic-ic5js fr fr

[@bryanr9729]

skip to 8:10 for gameplay

[@chapter1564]

Babe wake up, Ken's throwing his evolved white sticky substance at me which tramples and sucks in everything in it's path!!!

[@jameswashington4704]

Cringe

[@galaxyrend]

hahahahahaha omg so funny so original so #gyatt Ohio rizz sigma 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you won the internet today good sir!!!!

[@chapter1564]

@@galaxyrend u good mate? I just made one comment and now you're absolutely losing it right now.

[@YvenvH]

What has crusher21 done to this community😢

[@rebjr6615]

Crusher21 bot

[@segginetahi]

0:00 evolved lumberjack starts yapping

[@jakethesnakelover]

I just commented on the last video how I chugged almost a glass of Jaggermëister and started watching drunk Ken content. Still drunk now, this video hits the spot for me.

[@lithwren]

ken, when you use the Xbow and the Evo Snowball together, it makes the Xbow lock onto the tower instead of troop it was locked onto because the snowball picked them up.

[@federicobinaghi8118]

So Ken is just the Lumberjack, but instead of drinking the Rage spell he's a ferocious alcoholic.

[@UnitedStatesOfClash]

0:00 gobliinstein starts yapping 8:09 goblinstein stops yapping 56:34 tugg speedman shows his suspicious bush

[@NoNo-xh7ru]

Third time stamp isn’t working can you try sending it again??

[@NoNo-xh7ru]

PleSe

[@Nak_12]

yt is bow becoming p2w 😔 im not buying the dlc

[@I_Am_Walls4u]

Ken, It's me - your only viewer. Over the years I created the illusion that a lot of people were watching you, but that was me. Now I will write this message from all accounts.

[@aleskanderr]

how its feels talking about goblinstein in the scottish era:

[@johnlake563]

R.I.P club penguin 😢

[@swagiichu]

rip to my cp! :(

[@oreotm]

Ken i need you to dress up as a minion and eat bananas in tomorrows video. This is very important

[@JonasSaaS]

0 views 42 seconds Ken is in his prime

[@Ligductions]

I was today years old when I realised Ken uses his water bottle as a mic stand 💀

[@boru3413]

evolved snowball is such an unassuming evolution, but it's so good on defense

[@siddheshvispute17]

I LOVE THIS COMMUNITY.!!! THE KEN COMUNITY!!! SO WHOLESOME PEPSQUEEKS......!!

[@autonomous8108]

I see the Scottish accent comes with their liquor, then? 😂

[@sergei-prokofiev]

0:45 you want that the ram riddr goes down and sucks everything in??

[@andresmiranda2715]

0:00 Aussie Goblinstein starts yapping 8:10 Aussie Goblinstein stops yapping

[@HellFireGod6]

ken finally grew up and evolved his snowballs!

[@gruzza9000]

He hasnt said on slime in 4 videos, and this makes me happy

[@mrgoldfish8791]

My favorite part was when Ken talked about his love for CP

[@jamonheacock6745]

Remember when Tugg Speedman and GigagayCyle brought out giant snowballs from Ken’s mini pekker?

[@naman8147]

bro is not ready for it

[@h8t3r_gaming92]

You know my page is cooked when I’m watching Ken

[@chapter1564]

Damn, we really got ken evolving his snowballs while riding his rams with his mini P using the pipe sucking goblin before GTA 6.

[@Skaevs]

he likes playing with his mini pekker

[@morgrnn]

Binweevills > club penguin

[@alicarbajobrisam2309]

Why are people liking every single bot comment on every video in this delightful channel.

[@NoNo-xh7ru]

I don’t even know. I’m too far into the bit to look back.

[@JamesterIsDivergent]

Shocked that this video isn’t called ‘it’s finally here’

[@Idotooomuchh]

big CP guy huh Ken

[@WLemon-ocha]

Bro the new evelution hasn't even been out for a full day, Mr Consistency

[@cosmiclyrics2307]

"Evolved snowball is broken", uses it twice in the video. Lmao just what you'd expect from goblinstein's freaky goblin

[@swagiichu]

0:10 - 0:30 and THIS is why we watch ken for these giga based takes

[@nikolaynikolov3768]

I love it when Ken plays double evolved sticky white substances on the princess tower

[@capturedwithiphone8020]

number of evolved snowballs used in this video: 1

[@jakethesnakelover]

Oh yeah Ken, keep yapping i’m almost finished.

[@joeyschultz8413]

Kenneth we require reinforcements for the upcoming clan war. Please send whatever reinforcements to the "islanders". Thank you for your assistance

[@lolbitbot4791]

ken isn just a man, hes so far above it, to me... ken is the Goblenstein of my heart

[@chapter1564]

0 views in 2 minutes??? I knew Ken's evolved white sticky substance reveal would be controversial.

[@TyroneGoonerson4]

Video recap: Ken and tugg speedman kidnap ten miners, put them in the freaky cage, and proceed to cover the miners in their logs, suspicious bushes, and evolved snowballs.

[@LonyPrick]

the club penguin ost at the end was the cherry on top.

[@ZaneSimons1999]

Bros getting a Joshua block arc

[@someone-ql6pu]

The Zarafa chair lived more than it should

[@therealjome]

Me and Ken are exactly like the ram rider. He rams, I ride.

[@gaigeattack9691]

4:03 Ken is Santa confirmed???

[@Purplebruh]

When are you doing the lost in cave for 2 weeks challenge?

[@brysonhaworth1332]

I love the video where Ken uses a cycle deck with dart goblin + evo card

[@vqqiu2179]

So are we not gonna talk about the last video or what

[@pumitriii6160]

Nope. Surprised he left it up

[@Pedropgv]

In 2005 my dad created an club penguin account when I was 1 year old, then at 2013 or so the game gave free membership for life. The good old times

[@andrewstubbs9839]

I love when ken puts his giant snowballs on the enemy

[@Kaais8]

Ken should make a video with Evo snowball and xbow since the Evo snowball pushes things back, the xbow will have time to lock on to a tower

[@eliasa9894]

i love when ken sucks up my suspicious bush with his evolved snowball

[@vagggzvagggzasgsga2451]

Ken isn’t Scottish anymore. Day ruined

[@progresshasbeenmade]

Alcohol gives him that power

[@Chor-SeaOfThieves]

Ken can use his evolved balls to drain my elixir 🥵

[@FFutureBs]

i love when ken shots his white wet snow all over his enemies vulnerable tower

[@shpaghettishpaghetti6219]

You should play Tugg Speedman’s deck with evolved Goblin Drill instead of Battle Ram. It would be interesting to see if it improved the defence of the deck and affected the deck’s pressure ability.

[@pistakrk4888]

video about BrOkEn EVO snowball: EVO snow ball used at: 2:59 4:05 great video about the EVO snowball m8

[@bobomas1001]

When does lockin o’clock return

[@tacorecords536]

You said good game after winning the second game. Can’t believe it 4:40 . Where did this sportsmanship come from?

[@miemamnie1938]

mic holder showcase when?

[@boru3413]

like so Ken sees that you can evolved snowball units to retarget your xbow/mortar to the tower

[@parafishsticks]

Ken can you ban the words “minor” “suspicious” “bush” “tugg” “speedman” and “goblinstein” from your comments please

[@naturalguy0]

What haha why would he do that that's so silly

[@geladeira4674]

If he does that the engagement of the videos will die instantly

[@Zay007.]

Yes please

[@shpaghettishpaghetti6219]

People would just go back to commenting “the video starts at 0:01”.

[@Randomlymenace]

You might as well ban the entire comment section and no one wants that

[@epicgamerwin1874]

0:08 Ultra rare Goblinstein clone sighting

[@Mardona406]

Evolved snowball + freeze is gonna be a ridiculous play 🤯🤯

[@lukijoke]

You have small spells, big spells, and giant snowball

[@noahpleau6289]

You should do another video with double hog but with mini pekka firecracker evolved snowball log and goblin gang and inferno dragon its unstoppable

[@gabrock9650]

I like when he’s taking out is tuggman on ramrider and there’s snow liquid everywhere

[@nightfran1912]

Frank finally evolved his snowballs

[@MatsRoyale]

Evolved Snowball rolled him back from Scotland to Australia

[@petervonfrosta244]

ken zaddy, why dont you show your snowball to us?

[@Howyoudoing-z2f]

Ken I hope you live a long and good life 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 Love from south Sudan

[@redface529minecraftandmore7]

Hey Ken, just wanted to say I look forward to your uploads and they make people's days better.

[@UselessHuman]

All I want for christmas is for kenneth to touch my evolved snowballs

[@vitoremanuel9110]

Just saw your awesome plants vs zombies gameplay and for some reason I wanted to see you play a horror game and hear your screams and non stopable yapping

[@nimbleduck]

you played club penguin, but did you play Wizard 101?

[@Rocagriss]

Ken really likes to play with my big white sticky liquid evolution

[@hathead8108]

Ken i think being under the influence adds some spice to the content

[@bazah23]

Glad to see ma boy Ken flexing his fluency in yappnese

[@Rabee3Quluub]

Kenneth Kenneth the mid ladder menace.

[@Marcus-ml7hj]

if you look closely, the tv is reflecting his hostage

[@jeanznho]

why doesn't ken use his laptop plugged on the wall? 🤨🤨 is thuggspeedman restraining our boy from his free will?

[@johnnymo4000]

I think Ken is being held hostage.

[@Dwo-2]

I’m glad aussie ken is back Scottish ken was something else

[@amengames9169]

0:00 the yapper begins to yap

[@NessyNotnasty7653]

The only thing broken is my miner after Kenn tucked his evolved cannon and release the evolved snowball onto my face 😢

[@tuna9736]

I can feel the snowball coming in me

[@mech2303]

Ken you should do Invincible cosplay for October. You have dark eyes and black hair, fits.

[@notenof]

Ken likes Evo Ice Spirit Evo Snowball Freeze Scotland Dude just likes the cold