This is the most satisfying game ever

This is the most satisfying game ever. It'd be a shame if someone were to ruin it.
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And myself :D
#CallMeKevin #Simulator #OddlySatisfying

[@RTGame]

finally a game my Dad would like

[@Ares-tx3lq]

I was here

[@SortaIrish]

Ohh I see, so you just took a vacation so that you could focus on your second channel, CallMeKevin. Very crafty Mr Rumble Tumble

[@iiunderscore]

hello daniel

[@lisaamah4372]

Commenting on your own channel

[@Shyxnne]

ok

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

Other youtubers: *do the cleaning in straight lines* Kevin: *starts swinging the power washer wildly*

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fomrdZ2llrWjabM

[@AGuywhohasGoodTaste]

Hello, fellow “I’m everywhere now” person!

[@jessieridgeway8334]

This is Kevin were talking about.

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

@The Amazing Bonchi I disliked it

[@Nightweaver1]

You could say that the haphazard, scattershot way Kev washes stuff is reflective of the state of his mind.

[@Glisten456]

Literally everyone: Oh, how satisfying! I'm going to take my time with this, and make sure to do it right! Kevin: I do not know who I am. I don't know why I'm here. All I know is that I must spray.

[@pedrostormrage]

0:12 "It's me, I'm the hero, we're gonna clean today" 7:24 "I hope this stuff is flammable and when they go to light it up they'll all just burn to death" You either die as a hero or clean enough stuff to see yourself become the villain

[@dragensnow9280]

Underrated comment

[@kakahass8845]

@@dragensnow9280 Underrated reply

[@thepinkanubis]

Why has Kevin not liked this yet?

[@chip8511]

Kevin immediately power washing the light switch is exactly what I expect from this channel

[@bals1632]

Plot twist: This is the van that ran over the alien baby in The Sims 2

[@Zanderdawolf]

2

[@bals1632]

@@Zanderdawolf thanks for telling me, i edited it so it says sims 2.

[@Zanderdawolf]

No problemo i am a nice person so u khnow

[@waitwhat1144]

XD

[@garrettpoulin6303]

Pretty sure it was a car not a van if my memory serves me right

[@ManicMama.]

13:07 I love when Kevin sneaks little things in like that text message from Calvin saying "hey I love your videos and watch them all the time!" For just a second

[@firesighnavatar3283]

Kevin: talking about how it looks like an active volcano is around while he completely misses the smoking volcano as he pans the camera

[@Vociferous]

“Clean as an egg” I’ve never heard that expression before and don’t know what it means, that NPC is speaking the language of the gods

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fomrdZ2llrWjabM

[@ZrVll]

Eggs

[@jumpyspiderlady8454]

Ever gotten a fresh egg from a chicken coop? They're usually covered with poo. Maybe it was an insult!

[@MamaWheelz]

"Clean as an egg" is shortened from "clean as a fresh lain egg/ egg freshly laid. If you've ever, basically, caught an egg as it's coming out, they don't look gross like one that's been sitting around for a while. That's how my memaw always explained it, and it sorta makes sense.

[@Daisieheart]

*slaps roof of egg* this bad boy is so clean

[@riley9464]

the way markiplier played this game vs the way kevin plays this game is like night and day. mark is meticulous and loves every second. kevin does stuff randomly and in whatever order and complains the whole time

[@technician0096]

“We found life on Mars” “Is it Power washing the Rover!?” 🤣😂🤣

[@animated8623]

I’m just picturing an alien with a beer gut, Oakley shades, a ball cap and a pressure washer going to town on that rover.

[@ferretgazette8355]

conspiracy theory: calvin dirtied up his backyard on purpose because he was really lonely and just needed to talk to someone

[@ashikjaman1940]

Calvin wanted to get it on with the power washer guy but unfortunately he's too dedicated to the job

[@emmao6578]

@@ashikjaman1940 Lets not forget he's also in an exclusive relationship with his powerwasher 😂

[@WolfTheGamer27]

Thats a second day without hearing Hey there friends... Something feels off

[@dwarfbombgaming8250]

He's not our friend anymore 😭😭😭😭

[@notacaulkhead]

Friendship ended with KEVIN Now RT is my best friend

[@beanface7408]

@@notacaulkhead Than your still friends with Kevin.

[@andrinakelly8702]

literally come to the comments to see if anyone had said this haha

[@moosehooves4145]

Somethings wrong I can feel it

[@subjectdelta4758]

Everyone else: *keeps it professional by taking their time* Kevin: *writes “Fuck you” on the worlds dirtiest fence then leaves half way thru*

[@benhelius4204]

Just like I would do in real life

[@SevenEllen]

It feels like Calvin is giving Kevin karma for everything he's done to his Sims.

[@ruleofoz2207]

I thought that was what his sims 2 series was for.

[@ilyem7986]

People: “low at how effective” Kevin: “look at how aFECKtive”

[@SimBits]

I love the implication that Kevin isn't a person

[@anarctickiwi]

@@SimBits he’s not.

[@ilyem7986]

@@anarctickiwi @MoonPalette Correct. He is not a person, he is a god.

[@olivercharles2930]

affective is a real word funnily enough.

[@AGuywhohasGoodTaste]

“And Good People cry for Help” Pretty sure Kevin likes to see good people in pain, just like Jim Pickens.

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fomrdZ2llrWjabM

[@beanface7408]

Judging by your pfp and what channel this is, you do in fact have good taste.

[@AGuywhohasGoodTaste]

@@beanface7408 Thank you!

[@redmist6630]

was that intro a doom intro reference

[@trindalas]

I don’t know who this is because there was no introduction, but he seems like a friendly sort and I like his content. Funny enough I seem to already be subbed. 🤔

[@ashtray0belief]

Enjoy the ride, and the initiation to the cult as well!

[@trindalas]

@@ashtray0belief (this is a joke because he didn’t do his intro. I’ve been here for years)

[@ashtray0belief]

@@trindalas Okay, solid r/wooosh lol. Rereading it, its pretty obvious.

[@trindalas]

@@ashtray0belief everyone gets whooshed every now and then haha.

[@trinitysapphire3630]

Ngl I thought this was an amnosia joke lmao

[@starlittardis2049]

Shout-out to everyone who was there for Kevin (sort of) serenading Max while he played this for hours on stream, culminating in a (for once not Kevin-induced) breakdown.

[@orionsbackpack2157]

which stream was it?

[@fakegamersam2771]

And what a glorious breakdown it was

[@carjack9974]

I like how everyone hates cleaning in real life but will pay to do it in a video game

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

“and when good people cry for help” *power washes light switch* Kevin... how you holding up?

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"I should not be doing this indors, the place would be flooded!" Finally someone that actually thought about that

[@zettour.]

You do actually clean cars inside garages, but those garages are also not the common household garage. Though, maybe the power wash guy has a built in water drainage system in his garage.

[@AutumnSwift2]

@@zettour. But do they actually use a power washer on that power level on a car, wouldn't it ruin the paint?

[@zettour.]

@@AutumnSwift2 Yes actually. It really depends on the amount of grime, but you can use a power washer with some technique to clean cars even at high pressure. It will damage the paint's coat if sufficiently strong, but you can also recoat it and it's much better than brushing for obvious reasons.

[@deadpool.616]

12:32 Kevin: “ The only conclusion I can come to is there is some sort of volcanic activity and the ash came down cross this house.” Also Kevin: Looks around and sees a volcano

[@cianmcguirkdigitalmedia]

"Sometimes you just need to not obey gravity if you want to get the job done right" - Kevin 2021

[@vortexx7541]

Hey Kevin, could you play a game called “Emily is a away”, it’s a bit old but you couldn’t possible be the villain in that game

[@mcdanzy8379]

How about Emily is away too where he can give them the worst possible love and life advice ever given

[@frosty_teacup]

I don't know what that is but the name reminded me of the horror game Emily Wants To Play lol

[@frosty_teacup]

I don't know what that is but the name reminded me of the horror game Emily Wants To Play lol

[@xam1116]

12:39 Kevin - "MuSt Be AsH FrOm VolCaNiC AcTiviTy" *Literal volcano in the background*

[@Thor-hu2wq]

Anna Chess: 'Hi dear I'm home, did you clean the garden?' Kevin: 'er...yes?'

[@majesticgoatperson4285]

Kevin when he makes 400 dollars in an hour: NOT WORTH IT

[@laviniacrudu4172]

MUD ON THE TIRES! the perfect song for the perfect video!

[@samsungalaxyxd1823]

day 2 when Kevin didn't say "hello friends how is it going my name is Kevin and..."

[@SevenEllen]

"Hey there friends, how's going? My name is Kevin, and today, we're gonna do something a little bit different"

[@dwarfbombgaming8250]

And where the feck is Grognak?

[@lonkan4490]

"Hey Doc! I love your videos and watch them all the time!" Love these little easter eggs in these videos.

[@makipom]

13:06 Calvin: "Hey Doc! I love your videos and watch them all the time!" fecking Calvin there wants to get Kevin back into the nana business

[@Pandasu28]

Calvin: "Is Mole 2 available to talk?"

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Regular people: this is how we should clean Kevin: me spray this garage door with powerwash hose

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

"Clean as an egg" The origins is unknown but this should be Kevin's saying when he ends his videos

[@TheMissileHappy]

"Why do I get the feeling when I turn on the news after this, there's gonna be a drown warning?" Me: *looks over to Germany nervously*

[@hikariyumi9441]

Ngl I snorted

[@akuma2918]

Hilfe ._.

[@thewerewolfofwaggawagga8818]

*drought

[@unusveritas4122]

Yep, living in Austria I couldn't think about anything else than this.

[@jamieh2001]

@@thewerewolfofwaggawagga8818 umm no

[@big_bad_raj]

In the past week Kevin has played hose simulator and sad falafel man simulator. Is there nothing this a man won't simulate?

[@MaxerV19]

How about simulation simulator

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

-"Honey can you get off the computer and help your dad wash the car?" -"Not now mom I'm almost done washing a car five more minutes!!"

[@BashBroPat]

As someone who does this for a living, the picky customers in this game is scary accurate

[@Dentheman1995]

"Calvin" is like a shiny version of "Kevin"

[@FlowersMakeMeHappy]

I love how this is meant to be a peaceful asmr type game and Kevin is just picking fights with some random guy who he has never seen, only ever read a few lines of text-

[@JimPickensCultist]

Day "Kevin power washed my sadness away" of asking Kevin to play Rusty Lake games

[@roshnipatel1590]

Omg I’ve played those and he would love them!

[@jerrynoruega1625]

Oh I sure hope he will

[@ashtray0belief]

Oh, y e s . I know he'll somehow manage to make them ridiculous, but I'm fine with it, haha.

[@MelonCuadradito]

Oh, remember when Kevin clean and remodel a house in VR? that was so entertaining, just like this video

[@hivesfan712]

The contrast between Kevin's misery and Mark's euphoria from playing this game is frankly... hilarious

[@baldazaz]

Kevin is addicted to simulator games.

[@artizzy2k2k]

"Why would you need to go prone" oh Kevin you have no idea what you have gotten yourself into

[@ahobbit1273]

13:06 I love Kevin’s self-referential inside jokes (look at Calvin’s message)

[@dialoragardon2033]

This game is the equivalent to a love-hate relationship. "I don't want to continue, I hate how long it takes!" *Ding* "But it is so satisfying!"

[@duncanhainsworth5063]

"All creamy" in that context really made me cringe🤣🤣🤣

[@hthnxoutlaw]

I want to see him do every level in this game to 100%

[@thedeadzombie3886]

I loved the subtle “Hey doc, I love your videos and watch them all the time” text from the gardener NPC 😂

[@DrAce46]

I actually cheered when you got 100% completion on the garden xD

[@AlmalexyaBlue]

I bought this game thinking "I'll probably like this and play a bit" and then played for around 6 hours non stop. Did the van, the playground, the skate park (my favourite honestly), the bungalow... 11/10. Edit : the lore is actually crazy, I love it. The last job I did was cleaning like an acient giant Atlantean statue, that started sending magic rays to the volcano (Mount Rushless) to possibly make it erupt. There's something going on with the mayor (who is either a vampire or a Bond villain), a fortune teller tells you that you're gonna save the universe, there's a jet with a laser death ray in the airport hangar... I fucking love that game

[@MHF786]

Kevin making a *C L E A N I N G* simulator fun to watch is actually impressive.

[@olivercharles2930]

I think you can thank the game itself for this one. It is pretty fun to play. Kevin adds to it obviously

[@juansofly3916]

Whenever kevin plays odd videogames, I also open steam everytime for some reason

[@jay-nz2cl]

there's actually a setting on the game where you can turn off the water residue thing (when you wash something it appears a bit darker and you cant properly tell if it's clean or not). apparently makes the game even more satisfying. gotta optimise the satisfaction from the power washing simulator

[@callumhayes7502]

Gnome kevin will haunt my dreams until the end of days.

[@Jef_Jingles]

Kevin is the only person on KZbin that I'd watch play this game for hours

[@lucaslevesque6007]

I agree with Kevin on this it takes forever to clean stuff, but it’s so satisfying to do so that you just keep doing it.

[@dreesie101]

"I'm just here alone with my thoughts and that's the last place I wanna be" I can relate Kevin

[@solaireofastora412]

Ironically, I think this must have been the most stressed Kevin's ever been playing a game.

[@LookingGlass1865]

I only just realized recently how rarely the game's title is ever mentioned on any of these videos. Literally, title's not spoken at all, it's not in the description/title, and it's not shown (at least in the beginning) in the video. Not a big deal to me, but I feel like it might be an important detail for some people.

[@-Oxy]

Have had this problem with a few videos but with a little looking around or listening I usually figure it out

[@melissa9149]

yeah everytime i want to get a game he's playing i spend ages looking for the title. thats literally what i'm doing right now :( love Kevin so much but this is the only thing that...not annoys me but im always like "ffs"

[@sxrahszn4022]

Day 2 of asking Kevin why he didn’t call us his friends in his intro

[@EarlGreyBoba]

Honestly using power washers even IRL can be a bit addictive, I remember spending a long while making sure the front porch's floor ended shiny when we had one

[@dadforhire1277]

This game has some of the monotony of Viscera cleanup detail, without the charm.

[@tomdewey9009]

Kevin is indeed the hero

[@MikeHawk-bg5ss]

Mark really is setting up a trend here, huh

[@mildlymarvelous]

Kevin not realizing he could switch nozzles for a long time was so painful

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

The most satisfying game ever Kevin all your videos are so oddlysatisfying

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fomrdZ2llrWjabM.

[@amethystrowan6214]

YES I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO PLAY THIS GAME KEVIN THANK YOU

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Epic intro into "hello it's me" 🤣 Feck Comedy Gold this is Comedy Platinum

[@guidojacobs2002]

4:31 I'm expecting him to change the U to an E, then say "There we go, all better."

[@amirahsamuel2986]

I have 10.5 hours on this game and I'm never stopping

[@zeemish]

Watching Kevin's videos is the most satisfying thing ever

[@theotron7248]

You should totally do a part 2 of this! It's such entertaining commentary!

[@minimatrix2763]

I found this really relaxing to watch 😂

[@aidenmiles2027]

When he got the first pop-up I thought the sound was him breaking one of the blinkers 😂

[@archon_maenad]

I'm from California. This is a horror game.

[@eleni8158]

More please ❤️I really loved this!

[@CaptainLii]

I love this! Please play more of this :)

[@X_Abdu123]

*Kevin, a hero making a speech would be like* Fans: “what was the first thing you washed?” Kevin: “The first thing I washed was a gnome, that was suspiciously stalking me.”

[@LunacyFringe187]

MY FAVORITE TIME OF THE DAY!!

[@theswissmiss69]

Love your videos and watch it all the time!

[@jordynanthony3563]

Please play more of this!!

[@larakinney8332]

Day 38 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey for the Wii

[@kasperhelsinghof6156]

Day two of Kevin forgetting to say “hey there friends how’s it going, and quite frankly I don’t know how it’s going anymore

[@TheBuddha337]

Imma need more of this 100% completion. Pls Kevin.

[@PsychothicFlare1]

I always come back to this video it's soooooo satisfying to watch

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Well this was the strangest intro in a Kevin video I like it good job Kevin

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Ohokaythanks]

This is intense gameplay

[@zoeylammers3820]

As someone who has 100+ hours clocked into this game, trust me, its awesome. I absolutely love this game, its super relaxing, you can take things at your own pace so you don't feel rushed to clean everything right away. Eventually the missions do stop but I'm hoping for a new update soon (doesn't look good). If you're up for it, try it outside of recording and see what you think.

[@robelon7330]

I would love to see more of this

[@laviniacrudu4172]

day 11 of asking kevin to play wolfenstein ( my 50 year old dad's favorite game)

[@alexp.7068]

My eyes were tired and I read it as 500 year old

[@MINECHEZ1]

Can’t decide if I should blame Max for this video or thank him for it.

[@mr.sparrow2368]

Hey Doc! I love your videos and watch them all the time!

[@robyn1128]

Loved watching you play this game. Your commentary and sense of humor are mwah *chefs kiss* lol 🤣 I could see how tedious this would get after awhile though. And I would be thinking the same thing, “why am I cleaning on a computer game when I should be cleaning my actual house? Lol

[@playerchris]

Day 34 of asking Kevin to play the best N64 game ever. Glover.

[@scourge5443]

Finally Kevin contributes something good to society…kinda

[@emmaroni4619]

Need more of this

[@Blockoidcube]

Omg lmao please do more. I love this…and your pain.