This is the reason why you don't put kaveh in your teapot 😭

[@theresistance0012]

I thought at first kaveh would be excited about a teapot where you can build anything but him being stressed about it is way funnier

[@lunazar2926]

He is actually praises you and is excited about the teapot if you pick the right dialogue option

[@MachaSavageBunny]

@@lunazar2926 that's so him, haha.

[@yunamoonlight1015]

Let's be real. Kaveh would never leave the teapot ever again if we allowed him to do as he pleases. 😂

[@EternaMidnight]

I mean, he's definitely both. The dialogue they skipped shows more of his excitement.

[@kohikeki]

To be fair to Kaveh: bad answers get bad responses. If you put a thoughtful answer he compliments you like crazy

[@nyarcy]

so thats why he was nice to me 😭

[@EternaMidnight]

Kaveh is actually so nice if we don't pick the 3/4 answers to piss him off 😭😂

[@nyarcy]

@@EternaMidnight he can be mean or nice to me, idc 😍😍😍

[@cussundriakneal9904]

​@@EternaMidnight But he's so much fun to piss off. 😂

[@milanamusina8798]

What do you mean bad answer? I really don't have anything in my teapot, it's just the truth😭

[@whitepearlreaper]

Take it up with Hoyo's load limit, Kaveh, not me

[@animesenpai1163]

Ikr kaveh would be bewildered and amazed if he ever saw my minecraft world..

[@lilblkrose]

How true is this 🥲 and if they just let us mow the lawn...

[@urgae9125]

@@lilblkrose FR I can’t stand making a cute common area, only for the damn grass to make it look like I just slapped some crap on a random, overgrown plot. Let me change the grass height, HoYo!

[@candicewho6206]

@@urgae9125 The mobile players wishing to see the grass in the tea pot. 🥲

[@comg4956]

Exactly! Blame the higher up gods not us man.

[@tsyganko]

After putting Kaveh in my teapot, I suddenly understand Alhaitham. Seriously. Even Alhaitham was nicer in the teapot than this 🤣

[@BobaBuwan]

Alhaitham is Midwest nice while Kaveh is East coast nice

[@tsyganko]

@@BobaBuwan uhm, not to sound rude myself but... I am not from the US???? Those words dont mean anything to me...?

[@soaringaegis]

​@@tsyganko in the US, we have a joke that East Coast (New York) people are mean with their words but will help you, but Midwest (northern part of US sandwiched between the coasts) people are nice with their words but talk behind your back 😅

[@a.a.2573]

​@@soaringaegis Talk behind our backs? Alhaitham? Who is he gonna talk to, the wall? My man has few to zero friends 😭😂

[@bloom6250]

@@a.a.2573 I CANT 😭😭😭

[@revelinknation]

Sorry Kaveh, my architecture experience came from Sims

[@krystofkarda4170]

Pools of death And a room with 50 dishwasher that they never use

[@estelleagreste]

@@krystofkarda4170 i remember i made houses with no doors and windows, and trap my characters inside, burning them alive

[@ChoiShiki304]

The fact that you can say, "But... there's literally nothing here." absolutely ENDS me😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@biazacha]

Hoyo knows their playerbase

[@ChoiShiki304]

@@biazacha For real though😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Konimisii]

You know what would have been fun? If putting Kaveh in your teapot mansion would mean that furniture moves to different locations randomly and when you investigate it and talk to Kaveh afterwards he’d something along the lines of: “having a creative outburst and couldn’t help himself.”😂

[@YaoiAngel00]

Lol or diluc and kaeya come find you since they can't find the couch anymore cause "someone" decided to move it lmao

[@tomhsia4354]

​@@YaoiAngel00 Yeah, there is so much wasted interaction potential in the teapot.

[@YaoiAngel00]

@@tomhsia4354 yessuuu, I cN imagine the hilarity keke

[@sleepynoodles6425]

Petition so we can have this

[@tomhsia4354]

@@sleepynoodles6425 Character sets alongside furniture sets.

[@paimonialjadespear]

"I'm an architect!" - kaveh

[@phannguyetminhnguyen498]

Yeah right

[@farhanatashiga3721]

A broke architect

[@crystaluwu1012]

@@farhanatashiga3721 lollzz

[@Kisune.]

​@@farhanatashiga3721 dam-

[@Reverbiration]

"I'm only human" 🎶🎶🎶

[@maylene1945]

Remember to claim your 40 primogems before kicking Kaveh out from your teapot 😂

[@marke.8668]

how to claim that 40 primogems?

[@maylene1945]

@@marke.8668 in your teapot, there is a thing called "furniture set with prizes" blueprint. This blueprint contains a furniture set which if you build this set and place it in your teapot, you can get a gift from a character who likes this furniture set and is in the same teapot world. each character has exactly two "prize furniture sets" blueprints, each of which rewards 20 primogems, and each "furniture set with prizes" blueprint has a list of characters who like this blueprint. You can get this kind of blueprint in the remarkable chest in Inazuma and Sumeru or you can buy it at the realm depot. if you want to buy a blueprint at a realm depot, don't forget to look at the description of the blueprint to find out whether anyone likes this blueprint or not.

[@marckristiangeorgeculaste553]

​@@maylene1945 I thought it was 20 primogems per character

[@maylene1945]

@@marckristiangeorgeculaste553 one set = 20 primogems, and each character has 2 favourite sets

[@EatThisCrab]

​@@maylene1945oh my, thanks, i didn't know about this way to take more gems

[@zombies5100]

I think it's actually cool for a character to actually not be all "Woah this place is good MC senpai I love it even though its complete trash, I will only say nice things because you're the MC!" instead Kaveh speaks truth and from the heart, he's not going to hide his inner thoughts and lie just to make you feel better, he speaks as he thinks and its definitely refreshing

[@eg-draw]

Ikr, he's the best boi

[@dmela9156]

Fact

[@fuhi4080]

In the end Kaveh be like: " *BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE. CRIMINIAL OFFENSIVE SIDE EYE. SIDE EYEEEE* "

[@fact_got]

I'd make a castle for him and rebuild it every time he says he doesn't like it (I'm down bad)

[@whyn_nh]

like you should be 🙂

[@starberry_milktea]

Meeee tooo, I want him to be happy ❤

[@whai--yen5560]

(2)

[@anonymousina9210]

As you should

[@EternaMidnight]

Same

[@ronscomic]

It won't complain when you have the right design set for him.

[@ankiraaki3664]

Wait rlly??

[@shreya_jk]

Right design like h His own set or just anything beautiful?

[@aaronabraham2814]

​@@shreya_jk Since all characters have their own favorite set, I assume that's what op is referring too. You can also get primos from those btw

[@theretrodragonyope]

Calls him it, lol.

[@versuzzero5335]

When you don't like the character, you use it as a pronoun... lol.

[@caeiusm4752]

I'm an archi student, but I won't let him talk down my one of a piece creation with his practicality for design. If my house is floating, surrounded with random boulders and furnishing placement- then so be it

[@SairinEarthsea]

That's right! Also that sounds like the houses in al majik from fantasy life.

[@H3llo_Fr1ends]

If you pick the good response he'll compliment you like crazy

[@callmecharlie4250]

@@SairinEarthsea hey! fantasy life reference out in the wild!

[@cottoncandyUwU420]

Not "withering zone" music 😂

[@mafiaman5862]

My problem is that he's right 😂

[@M0RAX]

I'm actually surprised with how he has 4 dialogue options when you ask him how "he likes" inside your pot.

[@pindymint]

i'm in the same field with kaveh but i think we're going to spend most of our time having fistfights rather than civil discussions. also, i could've built better things if the load limit wasn't there and if we had a wider range of choice with our furnishings. you'd cry when you know about these limitations, kaveh.

[@biggiganticbones]

You can treat the limit as the money budgeted for the project

[@dankbudew4830]

Look Kaveh, unless the devs let us put more stuff in our teapot, it’s staying like this 😑😑😑

[@versuzzero5335]

Yeah, the limit sucks... but I think the less islands a teapot theme have, the more you could put on each island... still same limit for the whole teapot, but with less islands, you effectively have a higher limit per island.

[@VirtualMilk]

The music choice in the teapot just made this 2x better HELP

[@mothtransman]

as someone who genuinely put a lot of time and care into their teapot, putting him in there felt like validation haha

[@mayavil]

Srsly, teapot mains be having a field day (Hi it me i also fellow teapot main)

[@MetaGiga]

Thank god I actually do the option that describes incorporating the journey into my teapot. He got adorably excited after I chose it

[@LydiaStormx]

It’s really sweet if you choose the more thoughtful answers. I’m never taking him out of my teapot bc he was so enthusiastic :( I’d change it up everyday for him

[@SkuttIefish]

This is the reason TO put Kaveh in there hehe. Also I feel like just calling himself an architect is selling himself short. Considering his job history, he’s also a mechanical engineer, interior designer and a painter (although mostly as a hobby.)

[@Shiro_Miyo]

He's like Gordon Ramsay if Gordon Ramsay decided to be an Architect

[@petittriannonn]

imagine if an actual archirect was playing GI and then all of a sudden they're getting roasted by Kaveh

[@porsha6666]

This is the equivalent of my college art/design class whenever it was time to critique our work and my professor would ask what was the reason of our piece and mine would always be on the lines of " IdkI just felt like drawing such and such". I think they considered me one of the highest in our class so whenever I responded with that, it was like watching their soul leave out of their body.

[@porsha6666]

Have mercy on me. I'm autistic so I never really understood why my response was an issue, because it was true, until now...4 years after graduating.

[@yuzu-gm9]

Kaveh- i am an architect My honest reaction- BOB THE BUILDER

[@SusanForman042]

Lol. My reaction: (💭 ' I must resist the urge make Kaveh watch the R.C.E.'s KZbin videos. ' [1]) [1] R.C .E. stands for Real Civil Engineer [2] most if not all of his videos on his main channel are of him playing video games that that have something to do with " Civil Engineering ". Also he actually is a Real Civil Engineer and the his other channels is called" Paddy The Apprentice " which is a channel for his dog Paddy(I if remember correctly Paddy is a Lab) that has IRL Video with Paddy being in the video. And by [2] this isn't meant to be an add for that channel just an add for that or for his dog's channel. I really would have a hard time not making Kaveh at least a video on R.C.S.'s channel or at least one of the Videos of Paddy (second one because dogs are adorable in my honest opinion) but Kaveh would go mad watching RCE.

[@SairinEarthsea]

Does Bob even have a contractors license because his stuff seems to disappear faster than a train on a rail in sodor.

[@a.a.2573]

So that's why Alhaitham is so pissed when Kaveh's around... oh god I gET IT NOW

[@hebork1653]

I can't complain cause he's right

[@yigitylmaz3609]

I always loved decorating and you can't imagine my excitement when learning about the teapot around ar20s. So I can relate everything he said here. He didn't actually roast you in those lines, but rather he actually got sad when he learned that you don't use the full potential of the teapot and just throw bunch of items randomly. Even before the options he talks about how much things he can create in the teapot with complete freedom.

[@TravellerZasha]

Even when you bring up how you didn't like his magnum opus, that would hurt anyone and he didn't insult roast or yell at you he just brings up how different people have different views. Personally i like him for that.

[@YukiSorato]

If he said that to me "Sorry but I'm an Architect too, in real life" 👀

[@esserefveermold]

0:46 "sense of stÿle" the hysterical voice crack, I can't 😭

[@eg-draw]

He is the only one who said your teapot is a mess lol lets praise his honesty ❤

[@CrackCrunch]

I hope the friendship food event comes back, I wanna feed him a bunch of stuff

[@typh2630]

Lmaooo I love the way this is worded😭

[@shyrr]

🤨📸

[@pepita2437]

He loves alcohol, and soups... XD

[@tori4770]

pfp checks out

[@rayoko_tube]

Nah, ima feed him spicy foods LOL 😂☠️ for the rude comments

[@squidychan]

Hahahaha.. 😂😂 Atleast Kaveh's choice of words when frustrated wasn't so intimidating and i find it cute...that "ugh..hmm..." expression teehee~

[@myamiuuu8352]

As an (related to architect) interior design student, this is very accurate tho. We are sometimes stressed by how buildings works and designed in real life since our major is related to it. We get into the major so much that we have occupational disease. Now I can’t be completely chill or enjoyable whenever I have a stay at a hotel or restaurant bla bla

[@adlilzafri2322]

Oh boy, can't wait to torture him with all the random placements of my furniture

[@maniasakura2477]

Me who truly decorated the teapot up and down each and every room: 👀

[@Strykerx31]

Look, you wanna do it? I'm letting you stay here for free, so be greatful.

[@gwenythice7230]

I picked all the dialogue options except for the third, I can’t say that to him even out of curiosity for his response 😭

[@enyalim1535]

Same, after reading his character story, I think his heart will break if I said that to him 😢

[@TravellerZasha]

I picked it and he says quote: " What did you say!? I... Ahem! It's fine, it's fine, people have different tastes... I can't force you to like my style. Besides, some aspects of it are difficult to appreciate unless you have a certain level of understanding about aesthetics... Hmph! I'm not so easily offended. Pfft."

[@gwenythice7230]

@@TravellerZasha that's so cute haha

[@gwenythice7230]

@@enyalim1535 i think he bounces back from it just fine, i just can't bear to say it to him anyway 🥲

[@slytherinlady3907]

no he’s actually a lot more chill about that than me putting shit anywhere for achievements think about it as lumi trying to get something out of him, if anything

[@michelleannematuran7279]

He sounds like Gordon Ramsey when he said he was really... really sad

[@Techhead3434]

He’s right and I live for it! 😅

[@cy.kdh03]

1:13 it feels like he's telling me. "Goodness, I am so disappointed, hmph!" 😭

[@bluepototo7671]

Don't see any problem here, very canon with answers and behaviours you'll see on any design workshop. My graduate peers and undergraduate fellas probably know what I mean.

[@hone.ybee01]

sweet and short and straight to the point with kaveh

[@sofialu226]

When I put him in the Teapot I actully LOVED to see we have different replay options xD I actully put some thought into my teapot desing. So I choose the option about "Learnt from my Adventures" and he prises me so nicely xd Then Out of curiosity I tried the other option and It was fun to see the different responses, specially the "There is Nothing here" onw, he trying to pretend was fun, I agree with him though, if you Teapot is Empty, DO SOMETHING 😂😂

[@xxpineappleslayerxx101]

Wait...am i the only one that made Kaveh happy with my teapot???😭😭

[@tramontodelmattino]

When he said those harsh words they hitted me more than I imagined.. I FELT SO BAD AND HURT and I wanted to scream at him "WELL HELP ME INSTEAD OF BEING ANGRYYY AAAA" my design abilities are so.. bleah

[@FinallyIamAshark]

This is exactly what I need, someone who'll roast me for my ugly-ass house, I am officially tired of people saying it looks beautiful when it's utter trash.

[@andris404]

I would pay him some mora to design a good teapot for me. Because I just don't know how to build and decorate it, but he surely should know

[@SuperiorAsain]

As a literal architect, I approve this message

[@lplayz605]

Honestly he just gives me motivation to decorate my teapot more XD I want everyone I like to like me 👍

[@pollyprice2587]

I have a Hogwarts themed design in my teapot, hence Kaveh only complimented my style and it was really fluttering! The other answers were very funny though, I loved how he was honest for once instead of being basic like everyone else in the teapot. He feels more alive that way! :D

[@R_Grey032]

An accurate depiction of designers in general, or at least what we'd keep in our minds whenever we see the creations of someone untrained in that department. Hoyo definitely knew what they were putting into Kaveh, I bet they consulted several of their own designers in the team to complete his personality.

[@fairiz375]

If i were alhaitham/traveler i would either 1. Design things as goofy funky silly wadooey just to piss off his architect soul or 2. Hey kaveh since you're an architect why not help me design things around here, i'll lower your rent if it looks great

[@eg-draw]

Al'haitham did the first thing. You could talk to them at the end of his quest and Kaveh said about furniture become uglier every time.

[@muizuha_art]

THE FACT HE TURNS HIS BACK TO YOU LMAO ok but for my baby girl kaveh I spent 10 hours a day created a plaza, a town, a garden and proceeding to redesign the inside of Alhaithem’s house in my tpot.

[@mattsopiratoso790]

It's Hoyoverse's fault for making this a mobile game, Kaveh, not me. They need to make the game playable for the Nokia users.

[@dandelienn]

He's sulking in the end 😭

[@AmiaDiamond]

1:14 bro just side eyed frrr🥲🥲👌🏻✨️

[@chieftheearl]

Kaveh: Damn girl, you live like this?

[@error_glitchlifecycle9271]

dame the withering zone music made the whole convo a lot more interesting💀

[@sunburst3476]

Wait until he sees my farming exp room

[@skylarkfloating]

He's right though and I wish I could just give him free creative control so he can go wild. I'll collect the materials, he can build and decorate to his heart's content. :)

[@str4wberrycakee]

The way he just turned in the end is hilarious

[@lisanordic]

I’m not gunna let Kaveh see my teapot cuz I don’t wanna hurt him 😭

[@MachaSavageBunny]

I like how he can be disappointed and act like everything will be alright no matter what we did at the same time, in the end he can't do anything, well..​ I suddenly wanna be talented at architecture. 😂

[@eertikrux666]

God damn it Kaveh, do you know how much load space I have to sacrifice just to put you here?

[@necklaceofdurance8204]

Zhongli:"stacking boulders goes brrrtttt"

[@aikotachibana2060]

kaveh single handedly called me out on my teapot design

[@diamondsrule1699]

i put kaveh in my teapot bc i wanted him to have his own place to live without worrying about rent (like mona) and the first thing he did was drag me within an inch of my life about my haphazard decoration style lmfao

[@mizukiizanagi800]

the withering bgm while talking to kaveh tho 🤣 i can't

[@thetenyaiida]

One mistake I did was to talk to him right I put him in my teapot. I can't get out in my mind when he said *_"Can't you try, At least a little?"_* Like bro I even made a mini Sumeru just to match with y'all aesthetic, and with the load limit too, can't you just be grateful? haha

[@YaoiAngel00]

Ouchie😅

[@angelikaD]

At least he gives you back some materials used for some furnishing

[@SusanForman042]

Traveller: Alhaitham can you come pick up Kaveh. After looking at my tea top he went and got drunk as a means of coping.

[@derpidot]

as an architect in training i vibe with kaveh on this 😅 i have to plan my layouts before putting anything in

[@ItsMe-qm3fm]

If he doesn’t like it he can go back to Alhaitham

[@Miricalie]

I stacked the rocks too 😂

[@ДарьяБородкина-г2ч]

Now I understand Alhaitham

[@marchingknight081]

IDK... I think you've listed perfectly good reasons to put Kaveh in your teapot...

[@Coffee-qh8sm]

Even if you put him in literally the prettiest teapot, this mf will still make fun of it 😭😭😭

[@violet1329]

I made him his own special room and area in my pot, chatted with him and got THIS. Officially moving Alhaitham back into my teapot with his own room again lmao

[@barbaradps828]

And then people start saying that Alhaitham is the mean one SUUUUURE OF COURSE… At least, Alhaitham gives kind of tips in his « rude » sentences but Kaveh it’s just « YOU DISGUSTING MONSTROSITY HOW DARE YOU TRY TO MAKE A TEAPOT »

[@anyanP]

I mean, he isn't rude. He's actively trying to be nice to us, he's just very passionate about his craft.

[@Asphyxiia74]

my man having a mental crisis everytime he shows up on screen. poor guy

[@SU1_cidalDadbro]

bro turned around and then gave you a side-eye like how were not spiritually hurt from that lol

[@aashna_shaikh]

That *(I'll have order!*) was required in the end😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@amethyst_the_rainwing]

I’ll still put Kaveh in my teapot so he isn’t stuck with Alhaitham 24/7

[@whyn_nh]

Haithem come get your man, I tried my best 😭

[@edwardrockingan2177]

bro that attitude in the end 💀💀💀

[@afiyahrana2598]

Now I'm scared putting him in my teapot that almost has literally nothing in it..

[@eg-draw]

I laughed my ass off then al'haitham in my absolutely empty teapot with bunch of characters for friendship farm said he like only practical and minimalistic things

[@Hahahahaha-j4b]

And yet I still give him his own room in my teapot, anything for my princess

[@sophiaroallos2498]

Before this I had a music video about how much Kaveh was jealous of Al haitham. And then tighnari and Cyno were singing about him being jealous and it was so cute to see Kaveh so Heart brokeN

[@tomugetsu5947]

Finally. Someone who will criticize my "architectural planning". I'm so done with all of them not having a negative thing to say. This is such a breather. Thanks, Mihoyo.

[@mayzzz429]

Lol. Most people will get mad because he criticize them but I honestly like his response

[@airbear2705]

the side eye 😭

[@zielonna_ala]

He Has room yet but he dont want to come 😭

[@hikariuchiha977]

I'm sorry Kaveh I was always bad at these decorating games and the teapot Is no exception 😭

[@L0V3_JJ]

That sigh summed up one word “DISAPPOINTMENT”

[@ryobeiyamaoka3287]

Teapot shaming

[@khonsenwright4986]

Meanwhile me who actually puts effort into designing teapot, creates beautiful gardens and I'm studying architecture as well: 🗿