This is what happens when you respond to a salty pirate (Sea of Thieves)

[@spruce1509]

Also, you owe this guy some rent, you are in his head

[@HitboTC]

😂

[@joshsauer4725]

Salty Pirate: YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME Hitbo: I don't even know who you are

[@Mr.ManiacaI]

*NUH UHH*

[@josephbolton5893]

Salty Pirate: You sank me multiple times and stole my chest of legends! Hitbo: Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

[@ShupperDupper]

if you met him a fourth time, his boat would sink itself from all the tears.

[@nathanpotgieter8503]

😂

[@sKRPZ]

i want to upvote you but youre at 69 so ima just leave this here

[@More_Dexy]

Lil bro is not the main super-villain💀😭

[@shinoiaki]

Nah, but they are also not the Main character, yet they act like one xD

[@Refined_Zen]

Salty pirate sounds like he watches far too much anime 😂

[@captaincrooked9051]

The epitome of the line "For you, [that] day [....] was the most important day of your life. For me, it was Tuesday"

[@oouziii4679]

Lol 😂

[@teatimetart]

this dude's writing makes me want to go back to school, my iq dropped

[@splatzec]

Seriously, every single message sent had multiple spelling errors xD

[@ghostsuru8429]

Kinda makes me wonder why Hitbo bothered to respond. You can spend all day talking to low IQ people and they'd STILL think they were hot shit despite being unable to write coherently.

[@jasonkolker]

Yeah it made me wanna end it all

[@RebeccaMaya-hl3cs]

Lol I'm such a grammar junkie. It was awful reading all that.

[@skyeiv8471]

It's likely that the individual struggles with disordered thinking.

[@Gingerbeard130-e1l]

Legends say the sea of thieves was freshwater until they set sail.

[@Fishbait4202]

Bro thinks he’s the arch villain “You haven’t seen the last of me!”

[@animalsteele1]

To that man it was the day that he saw Hitbo on the seas, but to Hitbo, it was just a Tuesday.

[@jergenphillips472]

“I used to be a fan” says it all, bro REALLY wanted that collab

[@oouziii4679]

Classic stan behavior 😂

[@sculder1013]

Hahaha he REALLY wanted that Collab. And I bet by the end he would be all “I love you Hitbo - love your stream - can I get a screenshot??” Hahah

[@oouziii4679]

Dude came in with that "Dear hit, i wrote you, but you still aint callin" energy 😂

[@dargordagaroth1451]

The guy: I'M GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN Hitbo: get in line

[@yukoncharlie2]

This dude legit has sleepless nights replaying his Hitbo encounter. Hilarious!

[@KaptainKhronic420]

That poor pirate is the main character in his own little Tall Tale! 😂

[@alexdunne9350]

Really hoped he’d be in comments defending himself or continuing the rant lol

[@АнтониоКуринноио]

Guy: "I'm going to get you!" Hitbo: "Hi, going to get you, never seen you before."

[@NNYBG]

"Just wait till you play against me and the three people that carried me to skelly curse!!!!111325442!!31!!" Get outtahea, kid.

[@ppmt342]

"im not salty about losing" -6 pages in a rant about how he's better in a video game

[@KyleNoStyle]

This dude is like... Sink me once, shame on you Sink me twice, shame on me Sink me three times, YOU'RE A RUNNER! 😂 Great video!!!

[@Crumpetsnatcher]

I think there's more hot air in this guy than in all those balloons you got there by end of September.

[@friskeyinkey9024]

Wtf are you talking about

[@farendiil]

this guy is delusional, drank that delulu potion

[@LostPurgeGX]

Sounds to me like he wanted to ride off the coattails of your success and become a part of your lore. lol.

[@SonOfIzalith]

I mean yeah kinda obvious he wanted the spotlight Good thing Hitbo kept his name hidden all throughout the video

[@skyeiv8471]

@@SonOfIzalith I know this person. They are--eccentric.

[@SonOfIzalith]

Probably a 15yo with a Heath Ledger's Joker profile pic or something like that

[@Bahaliel]

Sinking someone 3 times in the same session = Running. aaaahh-k buddy 😂

[@jasongregory4961]

I would have loved to see what hr had cooking in the never before seen content

[@dogpile6000]

Those t-posing skeletons were somethin' else xD

[@skylerfisher4347]

Bro thinks he’s Flameheart or something, damn. Plotting out his whole evil plot to destroy the pirate lord Hitbo

[@coctimusprime1872]

I think that kid USE to go to school in GA hahahaha this had to be the funniest shit I've seen in a min he was right about one thing I've NEVER seen that before

[@CaptainThunder-Crash]

Love you and all you do hitbo! That guy didn't know when to quit and even after all the gg's he was still salty. Keep being awesome the Cursed Captain we know and love. GG to you Captain hitbotc

[@caterwaulcurio223]

Syndrome from the Incredibles

[@beardedotter4220]

"Tales from a Salty Pirate" by Hitbotc "sit down as we regale a story of salt and memes!" Perfect intro to the new series lol! This was so great!

[@CabooseNor]

Mental illness is a helluva drug

[@MrPockets84]

He's even mad about you hiding his name. 1) you always do that. 2) its for his own protection *obviously he needs it* lol

[@willronholm1096]

Bro was absolutely yapping

[@NickTWhite]

Good stuff owning those salty Pirates Terry! 😅 it's funny that guy kept blaming his new crew when he could have just took lead as the experienced pirate and led the crew to Victory but he wanted to be salty and blame his crew instead of taking responsibility as the experienced pirate LOL

[@yuhboip6933]

"May your laces never untie and trip ya runner". LMFAOOOOOOOO yo that took me out💀💀🤣🤣🤣

[@xB0NAx]

"I used to be a fan KINDA I might have watched a strearm or 2 MAYBE, can't remember any BUT I'm sure I did." This part cracked me up🤣

[@HitboTC]

Haha YES same

[@joemama5054]

Schitzo-pirate

[@jasonkolker]

Facts

[@Stordyr]

I admire your endurance to read through this and even put up some content for this .... person.... I'd be like... whatever.

[@jarvisnelson1878]

Using Comic Sans is a worse deed than anything Flameheart has ever done.

[@I_Ace_U]

"Hip replacement" was kind of funny though 😅

[@bcalath]

Heyyy I remember this stream lol. The random with him joined twitch chat and said he was salty lol. Glad to see that's still the case

[@jaymcdude1291]

Idk if you'll read this. But, thank you for sharing this story. It have me a great laugh that i needed. That pirate ain't only salty. He delusional too 😂😂😂

[@HitboTC]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@SteingrabasTavern]

You ain’t neva Eva going to catch me!! 😂… love the layout of all the interactions.

[@Master_YanotxEpicaStudio-MYX]

This is so funny 😂😂😂😂 Amazing video hitbo keep up the amazing work

[@spookiboys]

bro writing so much for no reason WHY DOES HE KEEP GOING BRO

[@cagethedarknessgaming]

This has got to be the best "schoolin' of a salty pirate" video that we,ve ever seen, great job @hitboTC!

[@HitboTC]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@SassyCoasted]

This guy is hilarious I can't believe you are living rent free in his head

[@idontexist-satoshi]

Bro, you straight up sunk chatGPT hahaha

[@tscraps]

You've been living rent free in this guy's head for so long that you're about to establish squatter's rights.

[@amethyst_dawn]

Dude made hourglass his entire personality.

[@ThePhilosophizer8488]

"Thought for sure you'd jump at the chance to face your villian" All i can think of this.... Dude, you are not my nemesis. my nemesis is Captain Hammer.. lol

[@rateit1474]

1 I have played the game too much so that I clearly recognise cheats. 2 I watched Hitbos streams a lot since he is an awesome pirate and streamer. 3 I can clearly tell anyone that Hitbo is NOT a cheater and I would gladly stand up in his defence. 4 Hitbo is not a runner he is a memer. 5 The fighting part of this video has no cheats. 6 The 2 other in the brig crew are not noobs, but perhaps not sweaty either. 7 Some other people should learn when to quit. 8 Sad to see that some people can't handle to lose. Lesson learnt : Don't feed the trolls or the Salty ones, because they will just steal your time. Ignore them. Much love to you Hitbo. Thank you for everything you are doing for the SOT community.

[@captaingig2]

All I take from this is that English class isn't required learning for Salty Pirates. THEY'RE CALLED COMPLETE SENTENCES PEOPLE.

[@brandi118]

😂😂😂😂

[@CorbelanIV]

Fantastic (and comedic) editing, I was glued the entire time which is rare for me on any YT video. Oh and one of my favorite SoT lines of all time now "...also, we sank you twice so technically it isn't running!" LOL 10/10 entertainment value here.

[@thedutchest]

If he was a true captain he'd sank hitbo with the newbies, coaching them. He's telling you he needs his right hand to carry him trough a fight lol

[@crewdawg2008]

So hilarious when somebody thinks they're so important, only to be get their feelings hurt with "I don't remember you" 😂😂

[@germanwojtek3576]

This guy is the ‘Mike Yagoobian’ of Sea of Thieves .

[@user-vp5bv2xf1n]

This is the finest comment I’ve ever seen

[@crunchierriffs]

This guy is drinking the delulu lemonade.

[@valterbda1]

that salty pirate should be reddit mod, so much crying over a videogame hahah

[@nakk242]

the way he writes... dude, you wrecked trump and stole his chest lol

[@NekitTheRagdoll]

20:24 "SCP-173 has broken out of the containment chamber!"

[@portugacrl]

Dude fought the chest of sorrows.

[@taylora9814]

'lil dude was so salty he turned into a puppy-abuser. Kiddo's the main antagonist in his own story. lol

[@awdimprezal]

The triple and quadrupalling down is pretty much all any of these younger pirates can do.

[@PrincessofErised]

I had the Sliding Skellies in the camps. They are hilarious!

[@emigomez4295]

I love that the guy mentions Blurbs when he hasn't played SoT in a loooong time

[@bryin7]

you gave this guy what he wanted: attention.

[@Sereg-Hir]

What kind of cheese are you using is it Colby jack, American, Gouda, or maybe it’s blue cheese

[@IamBarry]

I actually remember reading the original comments, this is amazing.

[@snoogabean]

I myself have experienced the T pose skelly glitch and with ocean crawlers too. It's so funny

[@KuthGoblin]

Finally villain arc started

[@juulee68]

My favorite part is the dang screengrab of you murding folks

[@michaelorourke7503]

I first caught the Salty Pirates side of this on Facebook, glad I found the HitboTC side of this!

[@HitboTC]

Aye the truth side 😂

[@user-vp5bv2xf1n]

That is the most delusional thing I’ve ever seen in my life 😂 keep meme-ing, Hitbo

[@SotilLeavninfa]

Bro is lost in the sauce

[@Warriorcat_Youtube]

You could voice act these letters as one of those Skeletons in the Tall Tales and I probably wouldn't even bat an eye. This guy's bones were RATTLED

[@Pixel_pursuit3426]

Bro is the chest of sorrows

[@inversealien]

dude has Butters as "Captain Chaos" vibes, also I bet when he talks... it is badly dubbed.

[@Mooncake704]

I enjoyed this way more than I care to admit

[@romabrii]

You have no idea how badly I want to know what “never before seen” buffoonery this guy came up with 😂

[@Skaylass]

Who is here after facebook salty guy?

[@SupercoachPleb]

This man acts like how a 13-year-old acts when their first crush rejects them. "We could've had something special, but you blew it. Fine, don't care! Plenty of fish!" moments later "Look, I am open to a relationship if you want? But on my rules." I don't think even he knows what he wants? I really hope this isn't a full formed adult.

[@ghostsuru8429]

From the sentance structure and how he sounded, he was definitely and adult...

[@staticbuilds7613]

Started playing sea of thieves a few days ago. Was expecting chaos in the open seas. Instead found nothing but kind players, One even gave me, a new player a bunch of free skulls to cash in. Super nice game and community so far

[@BeerusPlaysSoT]

God, messing with salty pirates is so funny, even better if you do an uwu voice with it, best part of sot

[@MrMilkandOreos]

Oh my gawd, this guy doesn't know when to quit 🤣

[@nailagciad]

Damn, he mad. The meme is pretty accurate.

[@seriousalex9986]

Sounds like the guy that says: "Come back here and fight fair you coward" while forgetting this is a game about pirates, and no1 is obligated to oblige this guy at all. Just because this guy wants honorable combat does not mean anyone ,let alone HitboTC is gonna do what he wants. If he stops defending his pride and admits he was defeated, maybe he would have learned to play better and be smarter. And also like the cursed captain says Sea of Thieves is a glitchy game and it isnt smooth sailing. At least he is tiny bit amusing for like a minute. Much love to ya captain. Winds be in your sails.

[@kreacher4728]

I KNOW that Salty pirate will eventually see this vid... and that makes me smile. 😃

[@Knightsking917]

I still remember the day the chest of fortune came to fotd and the first attempt we heard greens voice and realised what happened we did beat you guys but that’s not cus we’re complete sweat lords ino lag played a huge part but I must admit it was still amazing to have been boarded and fight with hitbo and green even with the lag. Amazing streamer

[@jedimastergriswold9680]

actually unbelievable how pressed this guy is. Cheers Hitbo. Keep the scrubs in there place. Bro thinks he’s in a movie or sum. And y’know he’s watching this video brooding in his room lol. poor guy

[@jasoncarrington4619]

More salt in that dude than the sea 😂

[@HannahWalker-r6z]

Hip-replacement god me howling 😅😂

[@bongothebeanman]

No better start to the day than a new Hitbo upload

[@kylarstryk6959]

I super hope we get the legendary matchmaking that makes this encounter happen again.

[@juulee68]

Its always the skelly curse guys that cant help themselves when they sink. My duo sank an obsidian bones at an outpost. He quickly messaged me saying he could have destroyed us if he wanted to. Too bad he died to a single sniper shot before grabbing my ladder

[@vamperic]

I love hate mail in gaming, little bit of amusement :P

[@mycroft1133]

Womp womp. You make me laugh so much man thank you you and like 2 others are the reason why i still play this game.

[@NovaZeelandia]

The Dalek skellys tho 🤣