This Is What It Takes Now | Repentance on Stream (Episode 95)

[@carnifex423]

“What was your favorite part of the video, Jimmy?” “I liked the part where NL talked about subway for a loooooooong time”

[@kurtp9481]

Baby advil works for way longer. Once the pediatrician gives you the clear to use that, it is off to the races with regards to sleeping through the night. Been listening for about 7years now and this is the first time I've ever commented. As a fellow thirty something father, it has been fun to watch you adjust so awesomely to fatherhood. Can tell you have big good dad energy. Thanks for all the content!

[@joergenmaster7530]

Shouldn't drug kids

[@lowercasevisor594]

@@joergenmaster7530 theres no reason to post this other than to be an asshole especially when op specified their doctor ok'd it so im here to free you: you don't have to be an asshole to strangers on the internet you can get a real hobby

[@Devorehardware]

@@lowercasevisor594 this clapback gives me life

[@K8lynMay]

Replies arguing but I can’t get past how absolutely wholesome this comment is! 10/10 heart warmed heavy pog

[@jenm1]

@@joergenmaster7530 I will grant you that pharmacology is by no means perfect and the health care system is seriously flawed, but this is simply a short term solution and isn't a massive problem for sleep efficacy (though it depends if baby is sleeping or sedated) but the doctor would provide the right dosage with this in mind generally. child development is taken far more seriously than adult, so don't worry. and I wouldn't give unsolicited parenting advice on the internet lol it's weird

[@Splintorious]

Idk why but him almost becoming the joker after not getting a nickel is hilarious to me

[@davidhong1934]

~Jokaire!

[@The_Dev_175]

You’re laughing? A man didn’t receive his currency which in total was worth 5 pennies and you’re laughing!

[@themanmrjones]

@@The_Dev_175 this is r/dogecoin when Robinhood does its daily maintenance right now soooooo hard

[@lydia8732]

ryan softlocking himself by losing flying was so fricking funny

[@SamuraiFoochs]

I died laughing.

[@Jukebox-uf5yq]

When did that happen?

[@lydia8732]

@@Jukebox-uf5yq around 34:45

[@Jukebox-uf5yq]

@@lydia8732 Thanks man!

[@asdfnewguy7029]

"Man, I'm so tired of playing bad Isaac, can't wait to relax and watch Egg play good Isaac"

[@Kyle-vh4jc]

Referring to console not having repentance yet?

[@Kyle-vh4jc]

Or referring to bad at game, a trait to which I can relate

[@asdfnewguy7029]

@@Kyle-vh4jc Just a riff on the "so tired of looking at bad screen at work, can't wait to go home and look at good screen" meme (the joke-explainer has logged on)

[@jakeXIII]

"Might as well put olive oil on it" actually killed me i laughed so hard had to pause video for a sec to compose self lmao thanks for the company as always NL

[@cousinslim]

Every time he brings up the "small angry man yells at trumpet player" I am astonished. No one else does it and I wish I could be that good at bits on the fly for SO MANY YEARS

[@Noobstirz]

Ikr, that just made my day.

[@meat_rainbow]

Okay going to try my best to explain the Takeshi 69 joke. He is known for having many tattoos all over his body and there is seemingly no rhyme or reason to what they are and where they are and they clash and are a weird random mix. Your hearts on one of the characters was a weird hodgepodge mix of all the different types of hp, like how his tattoos are a mix.

[@oh_banana]

The way NL described his discovery of r/subway it sounds like it changed his life

[@gabrielamaro1470]

Congrats on an amazing run with one of the trickiest characters in the game. I can only hope luck smiles upon you again when you dare to brave the Alt Path with T Lazarus

[@reclperreyes5109]

watching this right after getting off work from starbucks and having flashbacks to every horror story ive ever experienced at work as if i was gonna make a powerpoint presentation about it

[@protomanxzxz1]

I think NL fought every type of angel in this video.

[@IammeoramI]

The John Madden voice thing is just a glitch. If you push start during the intro where the voice clip plays, it forces the game to load and unload the samples (John voice -> music voices) that are used between each screens (intro -> main menu) thus corrupting the sound data being streamed to the audio channels. You're able to basically control which part of John's "Hi welcome to..." gets corrupted depending on when you push start.

[@sackboyonfire143]

NL “okay boomer” -ing a chatter killed me

[@A.Broken.Arrow.]

Went to r/subway and found a guy ranting ab how he couldn't dine in and wanted a refund, whole accusing them of being a front for a business that sold crack at their location. Incredible.

[@MrsWhiterock]

As someone who ordered like twice in my life from Subway I do find them quite difficult to order from. There's a lot of options

[@themanmrjones]

There’s no options when the meatball is the only real option. Ignore anything that isn’t the sandwich of god gamers

[@TehDalek]

@@themanmrjones But then you have my brother who puts mayo and provolone on his meatball marinara like why

[@themanmrjones]

@@TehDalek provolone i can get behind but he must be an absolute mad lad throwing Mayo in the mix

[@XypherFTW]

@@themanmrjones i also thought it was weird but then I tried it once and honestly it was pretty dope, idk why

[@XStealthNinjaX]

The fork tender xbox bit had me cracking up

[@superbabygyangye]

Anyone know why the greed/greedier runs dont make it on KZbin?

[@caseylaughlin5420]

Getting stuck with no flight was his joker moment

[@DrFruityLoops]

NL perthrod my video into an ad at 46:48. The absolute mad lad

[@hctaz]

If you want some cashier stories, I got plenty. My favorite story/situation is literally the scene from Spongebob where Squidward is closing the store and the guy walks up and starts ordering at the locked door. That would happen at least once a week. We’d be arming the alarm to the store with the doors shut and locked to leave for the night, and people would walk up and start trying to physically pry open the doors on us.

[@dadjokeness]

Don't forget the people who bang on the windows or go around back to try and find the employee entrance, those ones still give me nightmares and I'm WFH for customer service now. That or the nightmare of a customer finding where you live and wandering in your house to try and order, because dreams say fuck logic, have pain.

[@hctaz]

@@dadjokeness Jesus. Yeah never got that scary, but we used to just turn the door off and leave it unlocked. It wouldn’t open automatically and customers would leave. We had to start locking the door because we had one guy literally pry open the doors and go “Are y’all still open?” Like dude, the lights are off inside the building and the door didn’t open when you walked up. LOL what

[@Hedgpig]

13:40 That was fucked up, Edmund

[@NotQuietRight]

I love your imitation of new zealand's The Beatles

[@ElPared]

my Starbuck's archetype is definitely "guy who legitimately doesn't know the weird names for the drink sizes"

[@Linktolegends97]

I used to work at McDonalds. There was no worse crowd than the after church rush.

[@RetsamX]

That's crazy

[@MehYam2112]

It's interesting. I wonder if it comes from a 1-3 hour experience of feeling judged, then taking it out on someone else. I'm no fan of religion, but I've never considered this take

[@hctaz]

“If I were picking my nose, you’d know because I’d be eating the booger afterwards.” Same. Gotta boost that immune system am I right?

[@jenm1]

Is there some kind of male code that dictates making a joke about poop or farts or eating poor or farts or boogers or putting pee on someone's apple juice somewhere because I'm starting to see a pattern and I think it might be a conspiracy of the highest order

[@dragoxl5]

@@jenm1 It's just how it goes lool

[@hctaz]

@@jenm1 Not sure if we’re just born gross or we learn it somewhere to be honest LOL.

[@charlessteelberg3604]

Did he ever figure out the 69 joke about his health bar cause I'm still chuckling about it a few hours later.

[@TheRealGainsCity7]

The "A day in the life" bit had me in tears

[@Rumcake256]

I don't go to Starbucks very often, so I'll order with Small/Medium because I legitimately cannot remember the different size names.

[@LinNeTule]

Partners don't mind. As long as we know what you're talking about we can get the drink moving.

[@andrea9342]

Is it true they are going to rework tainted Lazarus? I really hope so, it's too painful

[@hctaz]

“Wanna order some food?! Just follow our 5 easy steps and you, too, can order food from our food truck.”

[@PurpleColonel]

I had to go Google a 3 foot sub and I can't believe that even a little bit.

[@Dan-Simms]

This week there was a picture of a crazy complicated coffee that was ordered that has gone viral...and for a very good reason...like 16 freeking custom steps!

[@ItsKrolyk]

On the topic of people coming from church and immediately being shitty to fast food workers. This is why I didn't work Sunday morning shifts.

[@Ex_Caseus_Fortis]

When I go to Subway, my one unreasonable request is that they give me a socially inappropriate amount of dill pickle slices. That's all I need.

[@razorfinger]

The beatles bit was +10 i laughed so much

[@businessgoose69]

I know this is years ago in YT time, but I think what happened at the end with Delirium (and this is pure speculation) is that in turning into Larry Jr, given each segment has it's own health pool, I think its health got divided by the # of segments? Given I've never actually seen Delirium as LJ before that's what I'm going with!

[@gaia892424]

Pro tip: every italian word that ends with an A like Trenta is pronounced like Trentaaaaah..!

[@andrea9342]

Can confirm

[@arturojuarez3304]

The dismemberment plan slapping.

[@HEYabbot]

Those Subway cookies are delicious.

[@Ceviche4K]

He just refuses to play tainted eden

[@Donovarkhallum]

The bit about the coffee sizes. Have you seen the movie role models lol.

[@GourmetBurrito]

Ordering at subway gave me anxiety for a long while. Just too many options and I was unreasonably worried that I was gonna hold up the line or something

[@somo3082]

Emergency and I is such a good album

[@CJonesApple]

Great, now I want a freaking subway and they don't have any in my town open at 10pm.

[@Wikrin]

The only times I go to a Starbucks when I'm in an airport and am half-dead, and the only size of theirs I remember is "tall = small." I've previously just said "20oz.," but I could definitely see myself saying "whatever one is medium, I do not care."

[@Alkis05]

My god, Brian (is that his name?) still plays Isacc after more than 10 years! Amazing.

[@soliloquint]

his name is ryan and i love this comment

[@Alkis05]

@@soliloquint It's funny, I remember the name of his cat (Ruka), that is likely dead by now, but I couldn't quite get his name right. XD

[@soliloquint]

@@Alkis05 ryuka is still alive to my knowledge :D

[@seanseen_]

His name is mark

[@fault3k]

I was mad at myself for laughing at the yoda subway workers reddit joke

[@JordanJepson]

Great episode!

[@wiredmind]

The oven thing works for old MacBooks that had faulty graphics too. Neat fix.

[@coolfool183]

so are you just supposed to have one patsy character where each room is a slog and then one normal character that stands a chance against late game bosses? this character seems half baked, great video as always

[@thecapital-m2983]

I've never gotten anything from subway. The amount of choice intimidates me

[@Barnterzyn]

NL I’m FIENDING for more Isaac content! PLEASE!!!😩😩😩

[@jackl8025]

I went to /r/starbucks (top of all time) because of this video and it was poppin great recommendation, +2

[@niconeitorrr]

Is tainted Lazarus the CBT of Isaac?

[@LeeDee5]

"Keeper's elbow"

[@TheWushuDude]

Oh yeah Blood on the Tracks baby

[@timdaman250]

frick yeah tuesday baby

[@AlexBABYMosca]

Can someone link the tainted Jacob run?

[@sayftarek9326]

Harry, don't tell Edmund

[@Durzaka]

My god, ive waited 6 years for this Starbucks bit. Ive been working at Starbucks for 6 years. Pretty much everything said is very true. Altho regular management is good, but upper management are AWFUL. District Managers and up are literally the worst thing ever.

[@theneohippie8927]

NL, you gotta check out r/chipotle! The company is in shambles currently and it’s all employees telling crazy stories about how absolutely awful it is to work there, fun stuff!

[@gladitsnotme]

Can we get one last king of retail episode? A blowout going out of business sale?

[@tangyspy]

Did he ever talk about the starbucks subreddit?

[@Ezra4224]

May I direct you to Arin Hanson’s famous Subway animated rant..

[@dontuserachelslurs]

everyone do yourself a favor and look up John Madden 95 glitch

[@2014Alm]

Bro I literally just don't know what the sizes are at Starbucks on my once quarterly visit hahaha

[@djays314]

I don’t know what it is but vod repentance > youtube repentance

[@autumnlotus]

by god, he's lost his mind

[@youtubeisawebsite7484]

honestly very happy hearing about someone caring if they're making minimum wage workers' lives even harder or not. Some (a lot of?) people are bizarrely way too willing to abuse anyone they won't get shit from in return so it's always good to hear any normal people pipe up every so often,

[@AxltheTemplar]

@25:49 THAT'S MEE!!!!!!

[@NiftyPants]

I used to read the Taco Bell subreddit and that was a trip

[@rudrod95_41]

Tainted laz should halve the enemies hp as well

[@alierk542]

BABY WAKE UP EGGMANS PLAYING THE WORST CHARACTER

[@Daenym]

Iced chai baby

[@donkeysunite25]

Here for the pog

[@Alex-kc7tp]

NL TRY RISK OF RAIN YOU WILL LOVE IT I PROMISE

[@activevertex4475]

His hp really does look like 69

[@EduardCal]

Every single time he takes the membership card item from the shop it just looks like utter trash. The extra items are always so expensive that he can't even buy anything most of the time. Is it a niche item or just 15 cents to the trash?

[@fantaselion8723]

Sometimes you get lucky and you see angel/devil deal items in the special shop. Also high chance for a good rune (if you have allot of them unlocked)

[@goldenirie]

He got mom's knife from it this run lol

[@seanseen_]

Lmao mom's knife is utter trash okay

[@trololoev]

has Virgo on one character take pills on other character

[@aalsmadi1]

liers get out, this is a long drive for Someone with nothing to think about is the actual best album.

[@NotQuietRight]

3M motto is obviously "manners maketh man"

[@TheDrCN]

@25:53 I take issue with the accusation that I'm the one being difficult by refusing to order a "venti". I'm not pretending not to understand what a venti is, I just actually have no fucking idea. You're the one refusing to understand what I mean by "medium". I know you know what I mean, because we're standing here speaking god damn English. I refuse to take even the tiniest iota of responsibility for any problems in communication when ordering at Starbucks, because it is entirely on them that they've deliberately obfuscated the menu.

[@seanseen_]

Damn bro just say medium

[@kiko591]

omg I'm one of the suckers working on Call of Duty

[@xDutchPantoffelx]

Wow never been this early in 6 years 😂

[@MehYam2112]

Technically, every other time was earlier than this one

[@owendog1343]

Steps to order?? Buddy ur a truck...

[@Hedgpig]

3M's motto is "Meat Math and Miracles," the company's original goals fell short and now they just make sticky paper

[@thomasmend3869]

I used to work at starbucks, if you order more then 2 drinks in drive thru mornings, we have a special place in hell for you.

[@officialnucky]

Did someone actually ask "what is teething?" Was this a 2 month old baby who hadn't gone through it yet? 🤣

[@RetsamX]

Or, you know, someone whose native language isn't english? Ever think about that?

[@noxus7462]

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[@noxus7462]

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[@anon.8971]

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[@MultiAndAnd]

Sassy question

[@anon.8971]

@@MultiAndAnd Sarcastic response

[@davidhong1934]

Spam bot

[@steamuser123]

Stop singing

[@Cexydolphinman]

I almost spit my drink all over my laptop when he started talking about picking his nose

[@fractalinfinity]

25:45 I'm one of those people. Sorry, I'm not playing the game. Invent or use foreign words all you like, I'm ordering a "large".