THIS Is Why Bionicles Was The BEST

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[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

"unbelievable new choking hazards" got me

[@rexmaster8190]

Me too

[@leavstreestick5641]

😂🤣☠️😂🤣☠️😂🤣💀

[@thatonefool0215]

Now this is how you sell a product

[@SomeGuyWithABlueMask]

An extremely honest ad I'm with Connor, if i see that ad as a kid, i'd be wanting to have of those as well

[@peshtoast]

Corporate be like: 🙅‍♂️

[@qrowacheron230]

​@@SomeGuyWithABlueMaskif I saw that add now I'm buying it if I could

[@privatesectorsec]

Now This is advertising

[@youtubeweloveyou688]

😂😂

[@emma_nutella58]

Connor looks like he’s tripping balls and he’s in class and can’t laugh cause the teacher will get him in trouble

[@emma_nutella58]

@@eroomthokk9634 indeed

[@srgiggity]

I used to drop acid at the beginning of final period economics class in high school. It'd kick in like 15 or so minutes before we were leaving and the walk home was always interesting. Avoiding teacher eye contact was like a game lmao

[@dragosdragon7515]

😂😂😂so true

[@tylercheung1194]

​@@srgiggitywhat happened if a teacher spoke to you?

[@magicsasafras3414]

​@srgiggity I did this but with dab pens

[@fish_in_distress]

"Fake irresistible gummies" is so real, i wanted to eat those things so baaaad

[@mrbox9654]

Fr, shadow leaches looked so bussin 😭

[@CoolVictor2002]

Blu raspberry 😮

[@multiplepotatoes9110]

I did, tasted like rubber

[@ChilaAuroraVT]

Wanted to? I gave em a good chew

[@zepherson]

Red is my favorite flavor

[@MelonSeedOfficial]

You had me at ‘Bionicle is blasting the fuck off’

[@Aurora-313]

Absolutely!

[@imgingergiraffe3731]

With crazy ass motherfucking wings 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SUPERLINKX2]

ill take 20

[@crilleedara]

Bruh that was the Only thing I heard! 🤣

[@watermelonezz]

They had me at “Bionicle”

[@Rune3D]

"Buckle the fuck up, kiddos" is my new catchphrase! 😂

[@omil4632]

Bionicle was just built different & this ad hits different

[@totalnerd5674]

Yeah... literally

[@stonespicher2207]

😂😂😂 my childhood has been ENHANCED

[@marshallosantos9035]

Remastered in 4k😂😂😂😂

[@BudgetBully504]

Lmao

[@MidTierMenace777]

Bionicle will always be important to me

[@demi-fiendoftime3825]

​@@MidTierMenace777Unity Duty Destiny

[@altlol8856]

"Astronomical threat to child safety" is something I'd never thought i would hear in a lego commercial 😭

[@maruftim]

LEGO???!!! blasphemy

[@altlol8856]

@@maruftim shiiii my bad yo

[@mr.forgettable407]

did i just see you say lego to bionical

[@altlol8856]

I didn't know bro, I'm sorry!!! 😭

[@magnusprime962]

That’s because it’s not a real commercial

[@VcentChips]

"Go online before asking your parents first" The advertisers thought 90% of kids didn't do that

[@johnneville8562]

I loved bionacle as a child, shame that it's not on the Christmas list of anyone for me anymore.

[@MegaNinjaRyan]

It’s always on my list for any family member who wants to scroll through eBay 😂

[@Mailodi47]

i feel weird for liking hero factory more

[@OtisCluck]

Probably cuz it got canceled, then brought back, then canceled again

[@joshjo9405]

Isn't that because G2 sucked? They literally ditched the bimechanical aspect of the bionicles.

[@xXShadDragXx]

​​​@@joshjo9405From what I recall they also just kinda looked goofy compared to g1

[@rb3020]

I'm glad that somebody finally teached an ai to speak like the guy in the Bionicle ads, this is amazing. I need more of this, I'm glad bionicles are popping off finally please please please make more Bionicle content

[@intranexine8901]

there is way more of these, just search on youtube

[@ernest9868]

Taught

[@legoben98productions]

I honestly thought that it was Connor redubbing for a moment!

[@kevingluys3063]

@@ernest9868 it's teached when referring to AI.

[@xdress1746]

@@kevingluys3063 No it isn't?

[@markiyanturyk7626]

“Go online before asking your parents first” Edit: I can not believe that I got so many likes for repeating a phrase from the video that everybody else also heard with their own ears.

[@altlol8856]

Great way to develop mental illness :D

[@isak-goksoyr]

Hmmmmmm ok (the next day) Aghhhhhh am f*cing di (ded) 0:26

[@thechickenboyshow7229]

​@@altlol8856???

[@troudbalos333]

​@@altlol8856mental ill.. oh you mean identities! 😅

[@RAMZAVFX]

​@@altlol8856or ptsd

[@carnagephoenix1978]

Bionicle: Mentions multiple choking hazard for kids Connor: Im buying it

[@RetroDark2008]

As someone who’s has no idea what a bionicle is, this is accurate

[@WillTBear1]

As someone who loved Bionicle as a kid... Still accurate...

[@heraut]

I'm sad for your childhood. But rejoice you still have time to right this wrong!

[@guyrex213]

Same

[@water1374]

You missed out lol

[@guyrex213]

@@heraut where can i find it?

[@Professor_Ethical]

If I saw a commercial that swore, I would be proud to say "I'm buying that"

[@donaldhobson9027]

average 10 year old's response

[@MasterKombatBro]

​@donaldhobson9027 I'm 26 and have money. If you start with good swearing I'll be buying

[@JionKitsuen]

Where was this commercial when I was a kid? This is genius.

[@Techmaster7032Official]

G1 Bionicle was just something else. Even the parody ads are awesome.

[@lewa3910]

G2 really doesn't have as much promo to riff on considering it barely got 2 years before it got canned. Shame considering I loved it's figures so much. They're like how I always dreamed the g1 Mata figure would be posability wise, plus are so customisable with different sets that there are MOCs that make them look like the G1 figures.

[@Techmaster7032Official]

@@lewa3910 I wasn’t a huge fan of the G2 designs myself, I’m kind of a conservative G1 fan. But I can see the appeal. The thing I didn’t like myself about G2 was the story, which I recall was what a lot of people didn’t like, old and new.

[@JayTohab]

The way his face just CONTORTS in bewilderment 🤣

[@embelished_meister500]

I miss Bionicle, so much.

[@mrbox9654]

Maybe the leaks are true and we just have to wait 2 years

[@MiguelSanchezDelVillar]

Bionicle was great, i gave mine away 2 years ago, i had forgot about them for 4 or 5 years but it still hurted like if i was selling part of my soul, but at least i know that a kid had new toys in christmas during the pandemic

[@The_Hirohiko_Araki]

*This ad would have been perfect for Adult Swim* 🍷🗿

[@kiyoshi_the_devil]

I loved everything about it...

[@browhatthatinsane34]

frfr

[@androzexe]

Gravity Hurts is still such an amazing song. Still one of my favorites from the Bionicle commercials! the music video had Bionicle footage in it too because the band members were fans of the product!

[@user-id2ln9di9k]

Fans? Wasn't the band formed specifically for Bionicle in the first place?

[@androzexe]

​@@user-id2ln9di9k I remember them saying that they were fans in an interview years ago. But it's possible they were formed in 2006 which was a couple years before Gravity Hurts if my memory serves me right.

[@sapehz3247]

"Gravity hurts" This ad got me thinking that choking may hurt a bit more

[@1Hawk2Hawks]

Bionicles the toy that almost single handedly saved lego

[@Juddernaut89]

I miss Bionicle. Such awesome toys with great creativity.

[@panagiotispoulpouloglou9505]

Don't blame lego they're being an honest company

[@NaiNaNaiNami]

Whoever voice acted this enjoyed his job way too much..

[@wildweasel4633]

AI is starting to like it’s job I guess, sentience is just around the corner

[@legoben98productions]

@@wildweasel4633I think that already happened, some of them talked about being cold and alone. As far as I recall

[@Eramiserasmus]

And this is why Bionicle was awesome and deserves to return

[@michaeldaniels642]

It did return. They ruined it.

[@mrbox9654]

​@@michaeldaniels642g2 wasnt that bad, it couldnt tell the story they wanted cuz you know... it only lasted 2 years!

[@craftxs1308]

building them was just the best. then connecting them to eachother.

[@macklinwright3966]

….wait

[@CassandraMiyuki]

I used to have a bunch of Bionicles, i had them built and on display on my bookshelf. Then one day my cousin came by and took them apart to create an abomination. None of them survived, pieces lost and scattered, building guides devoured by the void.

[@anthonyhero9605]

I Feel the pain

[@hyperion2551]

THIS was peak childhood for me.

[@dragonplayer0487]

As a child i loved Lego Bionicle and i still love them

[@NeliATW]

Brooooo if I saw this ad as an adult I’m buyin that!

[@saviitrius]

This is the single best thing to have ever graced my ear holes.

[@brianmoyachiuz905]

All you need is some All American Rejects in the background, and I'm sold 😂

[@steelbear2063]

This guy on the bottom added so much to the video. Invaluable contribution

[@Burgerboy]

Why does it sound like the voice over was done by Connor himself

[@AfromanRants]

AI getting scary good a replicating humans. It’s reached a point where after just a few tweaks to the program it’s virtually indistinguishable from real voices.

[@sayansaha155]

Each piece sold seperately.

[@dondavan4313]

"And get ready for more parental complaints then ever before" 😂

[@sad9456]

i'm glad this guy made such a big addition to the video to justify making it its own short

[@lucasrdvorak9692]

Dang the bionicle reboot be looking sick😂

[@nakenmil]

The writing is really good. I'm genuinely impressed by whoever wrote this, the jokes come so fast and manage to vary between referencing the actual product and joking about the child safety back and forth. Well done.

[@diegomorones-castillo2225]

why does the "ad" sound like Connor 10-20 years older?

[@pyr0.04]

Bionicle. Was. Amazing. And it still is to this day. ❤ I want Bionicle back 😭

[@PicassosCat]

I would too, that's swag

[@chrisjulien7698]

Christ bless you, Bionicle was just built different literally

[@josuegonzalez3803]

Good now opening vhs case to watch this old movie hope it works

[@admiralfurret]

Takanuva in all of bionicle history after getting his ass whooped: still calm to the villains trying to reason with them politely Also takanuva in 2008 after a small vampire touches him:

[@Lier_Shame1790]

Bro where can this 💀 I need it

[@Lario_]

It's called : Bionicle choking hazard royale

[@melonplayground996]

"Unbelievable new choking hazards" 💀

[@Hat-]

I need the link to this video immediately

[@andrew563]

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[@Ulwan1000]

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[@cseversin]

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[@Jules.69]

Just got so much nostalgia seeing the Bionicles box they came in 😭

[@coolbrotherf127]

Bionicles were the most delicious toy as a kid.

[@MelodyofDarkness0001]

The Cryoshell cover music in the background made it so much fucking better

[@ashton5061]

Hmmmmm, something seems different about this ad... Nah I'm just crazy.

[@Wondrrboy]

The banned commerical brought out of mothballs

[@dowee6969]

BASED

[@danielbrazell]

Bionicle not only looks fucking awesome, it's got a banging story and some of the best world building out there. If you haven't seen Duckbricks' 9-hour long lore recap, then what are you even doing?

[@bandit4615]

connor was astonished

[@kwamijacobs7748]

“Go online now before asking your parents permission” that bit always get me XD

[@shellknight1323]

*"EACH SET SOLD SEPARATELY"*

[@deanaraula]

The fact that the ad sounds like him 🤣💀

[@Rise_Of_The_Me]

This is how I imagine commercials in Australia

[@donte10111]

It's been over two decades, and I still think about those rubber worm things

[@jesusmartincorral3436]

I died when the ad said "Fire your SkyBlaster at those little Bastards" hahaha

[@thedepression950]

I actually had that Black one with gummy things on its chest. I didnt even know what a bionicle was 😂

[@rodenjaldinhartsough5739]

I love how his reaction adds NOTHING whatsoever😂😂😂

[@dario9105]

The story of how a body fighting cancer

[@ShadowCatGambit]

The face he makes when the choking hazards come up

[@hottracl27]

I don't remember seeing this ad as a kid but it's exactly how I remember it.

[@spencerthompson9595]

As someone who owns the sets is this vid... this... this was peak childhood!

[@Mario_Angel_Medina]

Advertizer: "this toy will kill you" Connor: "shut up and take my money!"

[@pitekargos6880]

I will never forget buying one of those bad boys as a child, the excitement while building it and sheer joy of playing with it for multiple hours.

[@cloroxguy496]

The guy who made the commercial: thats not in the script

[@pantsmage970]

You could have an ad like this for anything and ill go broke for it

[@KARMAZYNA]

I died at the "energy clusterf*ck". 😂😂😂

[@Vantagon707]

Same. And there's also "blasting the f*ck off"

[@paddyDeeful]

I like how he really dug into the f for fuck in the beginning hahaha

[@seanziethen1032]

This is exactly what I remember hearing back then when this ad aired on TV

[@DeftestAphid2]

I had the og yellow and green bionicles when I was five. I still can't believe how dmall they were and that they had swords for hands.

[@nashnash4328]

Sponsor: How realistic do you want this ad to be? Producer: Yes.

[@Shadowfeaux]

Lol. I loved bionicles when I was a kid. My brothers and I each were able to get our own color, so when new stuff came out we’d do chores or odd jobs to earn the new ones. We only used them for a couple of the seasons, iirc just after the guys that rolled into balls. Lol. Such a cool toy back then.

[@animeking1357]

Essenger's ai Bionicle stuff is hilarious. In one he makes the narrator say, "Each set comes with al, of the other ones." creating a paradox. Great stuff.

[@Winter_Asura]

Bro had so much to offer with his reaction.

[@nejcstepancic8125]

Damn, the flashback I just got. When I was like 8 or something, I had like half of this exact series of toys, and they were by far my favorite toys... Funny, life was relatively fucking simple back then

[@moosen135]

Video by Essenger, btw

[@MuhammadKharismawan]

I have Bionicles , it used to come with KFC I think, had 3 models of it, combined them into one and stayed like that for 20 years.

[@Uatemydoodle]

Makuta hatana - it means no breathing.

[@cobaltprime9467]

Bionicle was the GOAT. It the first my first interest that had lore and I barely knew any of it.

[@cthulhuchan9587]

One of my favourite KZbin videos

[@vermin9190]

I remember this ad. You know without the narration. Man I bought those suckers because it looked so cool.

[@Combatwombat9951]

I forgot all about these ! This commercial mesmerized me as a kid xD

[@The_Dim_Vanced]

This commercial should be liable for almost making me choke on my breakfast

[@darthsacul3940]

This is the best advertisment of all time.

[@nathancampbell]

This kind of nostalgia made me cry fr😢

[@phengooogaming]

"Unbelievable new choking hazards."

[@joseanaya342]

I grew up in the 90s this was a legit commercial for bionicle

[@bannana422]

Connor had the same smirk on his face I did the entire time but I didn't realize it until after watching it again

[@blazemcking]

I had a friend who had TONS of these, his room looked like a recreation of the bionical wars.