Donkeys are absolutely no joke. I had three tours in Afghanistan and on my first one our camp and supplies were constantly getting ravaged through by all kinds of animals. So one day we bought this old donkey from this local farmer and just feed it twice a day and then let it roam around the camp all night and day, and I kid you not after just 1 week this thing killed so many wild animals who tried to get into our camp as usuall. We loved this guy! Then on my second tour I returned to the exact same camp and the donkey wasnt there anymore. I asked about it and it seemes like one of the higher ups didnt like the idea a donkey constantly roaming around the camp so they had to give it back to the farmer we got it from, but on the way back it stepped on a IED and exploded, so sad...
@Samsquanch19942 жыл бұрын
Dude...that ending is so sad man. :( Also thank you for serving regardless of what country uou're from. :)
@DamaDojo12 жыл бұрын
@@Samsquanch1994 better a donkey than a person
@ChibiViolin2 жыл бұрын
Got your moneys worth.
@Samsquanch19942 жыл бұрын
@@DamaDojo1 you're right, but it still sucks.
@DamaDojo12 жыл бұрын
@@Samsquanch1994 kinda, it was a painless death. Had me laughing cause of the abruptness of the end😂
@ahhthatsjustgrand65022 жыл бұрын
I now understand the respect Shrek has for Donkey
@Internetguy_L337_90D2 жыл бұрын
i understand more why a dragon choose to be his mate xD
@Iama1asupernova2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@brimleyhillmassive2 жыл бұрын
Adorable how everything must be related to Disney to be comprehended.
@ahhthatsjustgrand65022 жыл бұрын
@@brimleyhillmassive shrek is a production from dreamworks animation studios shrek is not a Disney product - shrek is a world based on the original designs of the brothers grimm stories and there are dangers that don’t exist in the Disney universe like soldiers being crushed by the strength of a half ton ogre
@ahhthatsjustgrand65022 жыл бұрын
@@brimleyhillmassive my point in saying this quip was that I could never quite understand why shrek didn’t just murder donkey if he was somehow able to scare people with actual weapons who definitely were killing and enslaving people at that historical period - donkeys are literally more fearsome and respectable than a hardened soldier is
@marcoslaureano55622 жыл бұрын
People don't know that donkey's are FIERCELY loyal. Right up there with dogs in that department. Once you've made friends with a donkey - it's for life. They don't do well alone.
@ytvladnoob242 жыл бұрын
And they are hell of a tough animal
@marcoslaureano55622 жыл бұрын
@@ytvladnoob24 Hell yeah they are.
@elgenfranord16512 жыл бұрын
So killing life stock is okey i would rather get a goose
@SeudXe2 жыл бұрын
So that's why Donkey keeps following Shrek
@ethanweeter27322 жыл бұрын
True, they are very loyal and friendly to humans once they get used to you.
@joshuahull99822 жыл бұрын
My uncle had a major problem with coyotes killing his goats until he bought 2 donkey geldings. A week after buying them they had already killed 2 coyotes. Those donkeys quickly put an end to coyotes and feral dogs coming around.
@somguy7282 жыл бұрын
I can relate to the donkey, not the gelded one, these days I see enemies in need of stomping everywhere I go, not the farm either.
@irisphillips1682 жыл бұрын
yes sheep ranchers also use them and they do a good job keeping the coyotes down
@sarahsherman45142 жыл бұрын
Wow, I think I'd be worried about them killing my dogs 😬 my friends mean pony used to stomp her ducks and chickens to death.
@irisphillips1682 жыл бұрын
@@sarahsherman4514 I hear ya on that one
@jackiechan35992 жыл бұрын
I’ve always wondered how the wild donkeys at a local lake have survived for so long with all the coyotes howling around there and now I know why
@fancyphantom81032 жыл бұрын
Knew a guy who I used to go to get backround checks for firearms. He had a donkey guarding his front gate that would beat the crap out of you and try to bite you unless you gave him peppermints
@geoffwalters36622 жыл бұрын
Awesome!
@beverlybalius93032 жыл бұрын
Lol
@acosiak61912 жыл бұрын
I believe you. I am a woman from West Africa Ghana and my family use to farm donkeys when I was a little girl. They are tougher than some people realize. They can carry heavy loads, and defend you from danger. Haha
@AMPStorm2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious.
@burningchrome702 жыл бұрын
A John Wick donkey that accepts peppermint instead of gold coin!
@TurbulentJuice2 жыл бұрын
My wife told me the donkeys she grew up with had this natural tendancy to flip the smaller predators that came on to the farm with their back legs then stomp them mercilessly. They make great guard animals for livestock.
@TheZigzach2 жыл бұрын
Until they start attacking the livestock? Or can they be somewhat trained?
@KoriMasho2 жыл бұрын
@@TheZigzach I'm pretty sure they can be trained. They're super, super smart.
@ganymeade51512 жыл бұрын
Who knew?
@TurbulentJuice2 жыл бұрын
No, they defended them against coyotes, bears, cougars etc. If you learn to ride them they're good at taking care of their rider too, but will not budge when they feel they've had enough, or are put in a dangerous situation. Intelligent animals to be sure.
@TheZigzach2 жыл бұрын
@@TurbulentJuice reminds me of Festus Haggins and his donkey.
@mobinxd2 жыл бұрын
Looks like Dragon taught Donkey well.
@voraciousreader33412 жыл бұрын
HINT: If you have to remove an animal’s teeth to keep you safe, the animal is WILD and not a PET.
@thedarkknight19712 жыл бұрын
Just goes to show that as 'modern' as a lot of humans think we are, sh@t like removing teeth from a creature we should be leaving alone, and other atrocious behaviour like that is thought of as 'quite normal and sane behaviour'. Hell, even today the Chinese think adrenaline 'adds to the flavour' when they strip dogs of their fur/skins while the poor dogs are still living.... Evil, barbaric, and, no wonder this world is.... Sigh.... Sadly, slowly going to hell in a hand basket...
@biosyncfarm2 жыл бұрын
In my opinion, pets should only be made through years of co-evolution, not just modern day conveniences making it possible for us to just decide random animals could be pets. Dogs and cats have been with humans for millennia, as have donkeys and goats & cows & pigs so they're compatible with our way of life! It's no wonder the cow and the goat and the pig are all sacred
@saurabh38472 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@thedarkknight19712 жыл бұрын
@@saurabh3847 The 'WTF'.. for this whole thing in general, or the stuff I said about Chinese and dogs? If so, there are Vids here YT about the whole sickening ordeal dogs go through for the disgusting reason for extra flavour... 😠
@thedarkknight19712 жыл бұрын
@2 Nep8id6 What. You eat dogs?
@danmyers93722 жыл бұрын
Donkeys seem to hate any kind of canines in particular getting in their space. They have proved to be the best protector of livestock over just about anything else farmers have tried.
@mikieemiike39792 жыл бұрын
My dog got charged by one that was trying to stomp it out because it got too close to its baby. Thank God my dog was caught unaware and jumped backward into the donkeys chest putting him out of the kill zone. The donkey got startled and ran away. I was thinking, what are the chances of that happening.
@RituSingh-zi4sc2 жыл бұрын
@@mikieemiike3979jí⁸8⁸ñ
@MusicShortsGlobal2 жыл бұрын
@@mikieemiike3979 That's crazy.
@tildencats95232 жыл бұрын
Illama is better.
@beverlybalius93032 жыл бұрын
Unless they go after the farm animials
@eyeinthesky10502 жыл бұрын
Donkeys are very smart and they understand more than what we think and in some country they been treated in a very bad way!
@mdrafiqulislam58232 жыл бұрын
Yyy
@mdrafiqulislam58232 жыл бұрын
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@mdrafiqulislam58232 жыл бұрын
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if you look up the airplane vs donkey death claim... it was from an effort to get people over their fear of flying in the 1980s. I dont think anyone actually knows if its true or not
@rnjesus99502 жыл бұрын
I’ve worked as a farrier for 9 years, and got kicked in the head by a donkey last week. Thankfully it was a glancing blow, but they are incredibly flexible and strong for their size. You can’t take their capacity for intelligence or violence for granted.
@kathywillson74912 жыл бұрын
My donkey grabbed me by the throat fortunately I know how to prise their mouth open. When she let go she bit me on the leg if it hadn't been for the dogs trying to help me I think she might have killed me. I ended up having an operation on my leg to get rid of the fluid. My leg is still bulging out where she bit me. This attack happened because I wanted her to go down the field and she didn't want to go. She died 3years later the 2 donkeys I have now do not bite but one is a kicker and can kick forward backwards and from the side. I have to be very careful around her. The other is a little darling I got him from the donkey rescue in Andalucia Spain. Donkeys are very intelligent and know every word you say. It's a wicked shame how they are treated by so many people.
@raymondo1622 жыл бұрын
@@kathywillson7491 are you a bit suicidal ?? you've done your bit - now, it's time to get a nice cuddly pet that will love you. stop denying yourself love - you ARE worth it
@Brandi.Nicole2 жыл бұрын
@@raymondo162 hilarious. Yet, people only have donkeys for their aggression. To keep goats safe. Not to cuddle. Lol 😆
@AppaloosaDreams2 жыл бұрын
I see on Horse Plus Humane Society, they often sedate the donkeys before the farrier works on them. The donkey is actually on the ground, when worked on. Stay well.
@billybum4172 жыл бұрын
@@raymondo162 Don't talk rubbish
@mtrich81132 жыл бұрын
When my dad was alive he used to have cows and he always had a donkey present, they are not to be messed with.
@mr.djcooncoon81962 жыл бұрын
Do they attack humans? We saw what that nasty donkey did to the dog....
@LunaDelTuna2 жыл бұрын
Well, considering donkeys are more closely related to zebras ( a very wild, feisty, rude, and downright obnoxious species) than horses, all of this makes sense.
@TonyEnglandUK2 жыл бұрын
I think even a donkey would ask this uploader to stop talking all over every second of the video.
@VNV672 жыл бұрын
I have a wild racoon that comes into my shop here at home. I have feed him for two years now. I keep a tuna sandwich and a Pepsi Cola for him in the fridge. About 10:00 o'clock he comes in my shop when I am out there, stops at the garage door and looks at me. When I put the Pepsi in a small bowl he comes inside. When he is drinking the Pepsi I get the tuna out. He comes and takes it from my hand. I never force him to let me pet him. However he will sometimes sneak up on me and stand up and touch my leg, sometimes he scares the crap out of me, But he is very gentle and got on my lap looking into my shirt pocket for a treat. Very Funny little guy...
@Alg0072 жыл бұрын
You forgot crisps, to complete his party !!!
@ryanfraga1282 жыл бұрын
4 the pest one's nothinf beats a lil 22LR revolver
@josiahsophia89382 жыл бұрын
When I worked and lived in kings canyon, CA, I would only feed one ground squirrel because it was a beat up little runt when I first saw it. By the end of the summer it was one of the bigger ones. We got it to come into our dorm room and even have a picture of it sitting on my chest eating popcorn out of my mouth. Filbert was it’s name, a month after we named it we realized it was female.
@wizzardofpaws24202 жыл бұрын
Pepsi? ROTFL, that's funny.
@helloworld39432 жыл бұрын
@@josiahsophia8938 you let an animal eat out of your mouth? And they wonder why diseases etc. mutate
@steveo2882 жыл бұрын
When I think how many hours it took to film all these videos from probably hundreds of people, they deserve a salute and respect for accomplishing their tasks.
@KANOAH.Official2 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I could use “homegrown jackasses” to describe a lot of people 😂
@LewisSerex2 жыл бұрын
Yer maw was homegrown
@raymondo1622 жыл бұрын
@jtp SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE
@Elthenar2 жыл бұрын
Damn, surprised they used that opening clip. It is 100% legit. That bear was a trained performing bear who had been in many movies, like Semi-Pro with Will Ferrell. That day, things went wrong and it killed that man in seconds. They cut it off right before it shook the guy.
@justglenn10372 жыл бұрын
If I remember the story correctly, I think the deceased and bear trainer were brothers.
@greeneyes98662 жыл бұрын
Fr?:0
@mikshinee872 жыл бұрын
Interesting. So here's to the theory that you can tame a bear and if you know how to speak its language it could never hurt you. Or some BS like that which a guy owning a polar bear was spouting.
@captainedc2 жыл бұрын
Yea, it snapped his jugular I believe and it killed him.
@TheSoulCrisis2 жыл бұрын
damn that's rough
@MigusRandomness2 жыл бұрын
"Crocodiles, lions, snakes..." *proceeds to show the most harmless variety of snakes* Bruh 😂
@andrewprzelucki42322 жыл бұрын
They cut the teeth! How painful that must be! Poor animals😭
@ivanjones81442 жыл бұрын
They just damn tired of being called asses when they work hard as hell🤪
@yoshijb94282 жыл бұрын
Cause they work their .....asses off!
@cindybrantley26792 жыл бұрын
Animals-HELP US! Donkey-don’t you dare human!😡
@shmulikfritz63112 жыл бұрын
"This is why Donkeys kill other animals” well well well, let's find out...I am in that part of KZbin again
@grinningchicken2 жыл бұрын
The voice over is hilarious hes so upbeat talking about a donkey choking and stomping animals to death
@user-bt2cc6vk3h2 жыл бұрын
Shrek: and your scared of going over a bridge?
@JamesBlackwoodRaccoonWhisperer2 жыл бұрын
Saw my video of me feeding the raccoons
@WinginWolf2 жыл бұрын
It’s you!
@ran47572 жыл бұрын
I came here from Jim's channel... he said he saw his video and I had to find it...
@LondonCarnaval2 жыл бұрын
I recognised you the moment they started a clip of your video . Then I thought my GOD you're playing with 🔥
@justinblackwood42412 жыл бұрын
Hey we have the same last name. :)
@laurap68132 жыл бұрын
Love your videos James Blackwood! You are awesome 😃
@__-pl3jg2 жыл бұрын
1:50 - New topic.....WHY WERE THIS GUYS PANTS DOWN IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?😲
@bladeofbattousai2 жыл бұрын
It's been a while since I saw the original, but I think the man was taking a leak in the pasture, and the donkey decided to get "amorous".
@ytodysm48932 жыл бұрын
@@bladeofbattousai that’s better than the idea I had that’s pretty easy to consider
@alceratops68532 жыл бұрын
Fox: "Hey there, jackass!!" Donkey: "What the fox did you just call me?!" Fox: 😱💩
@junosity2 жыл бұрын
In equines, tail “wagging” or an active tail doesn’t always mean aggression. It just means the animal is agitated or something is wrong. If can also mean they are nervous. Don’t think every donkey or horse that moves it’s tail is going to attack you.
@tanker73072 жыл бұрын
I would watch the ears more. Up, they are fine, back and laid down, pay attention and get away...
@Brandi.Nicole2 жыл бұрын
@@tanker7307 lol I was just thinking of when mating - my goats ears go back 😂😂 you truly should probably back away, especially if you’re the center of attention. 🙈😂😂
@heh71772 жыл бұрын
@@Brandi.Nicole so thats how centaurs are made
@Brandi.Nicole2 жыл бұрын
@@heh7177 haha! You’re gross but funny!
@ExMachina702 жыл бұрын
01:55 Little known fact: Donkeys can take down planes too.
@JugglesGrenades2 жыл бұрын
Donkeys, mules and burros are extremely territorial. They can ruin your day in a second. Edit additional: I would like to add that if they like you, when they see you approaching, they will bray and run to you like a loyal dog. They are highly intelligent, and you have to watch what you say around them , as they can start to associate words with objects or actions. Don't believe me? Walk into my pasture and say, "Are you ready to eat or ready for grain?"
@Brandi.Nicole2 жыл бұрын
Ducks too. Hate to be bothered. Want their own schedule & space - but you say Treat time - oh! They are your best friends. 🤭😒🤔
@jamescrawford96432 жыл бұрын
Zebras do not stop attacking human or any other animal until they kill it, no mercy. Glad they don't live here!😵
@dikaiosune27902 жыл бұрын
Have you ever raised a donkey? is it from your experience?
@MangoBastard2 жыл бұрын
1:51 that dude was trying to run and pull his pants up. What was the donkey so pissed at him for hmmm?
@infowazz2 жыл бұрын
We went camping a few times at a state park in NY. Raccoons all over the place, mostly at night. You'll be chilling out and suddenly a black mass walks by your leg. Or shine a light in the woods and you have a whole family waiting to get some snacks. Kinda scary seeing their eyes light up.
@Crybaby977412 жыл бұрын
Donkey: dont mind me carrying a predators carcas Dude on motorcyle: ohh no dont mind me driving a motorcycle in the desert😂
@the8jrfan2 жыл бұрын
The guy at the beginning of the video actually did die... the bear ripped his throat out. The man ran away and died seconds later.
@boerepompie82442 жыл бұрын
Sad
@lorenzcobretti98622 жыл бұрын
we got unlimited stocks for our darwin awards anyways...
@MrSupernova1112 жыл бұрын
Wow!
@eIectrostatic2 жыл бұрын
How do you run away with a ripped out throat?
@consciouscaveman64182 жыл бұрын
@@eIectrostatic Adrenaline. It can carry for you a short period of time even with fatal wounds.
@indigodragon06132 жыл бұрын
Actually, a wagging tail on a dog can indicate nervous excitement, dominance, tenseness, and even aggression depending on how it wags and what the rest of the body language is telling you. Horses also wag and swish their tails in annoyance. Same with cats, although their tails are more nuanced and can say different things depending on how it's moving (the tip of the tail wagging can indicate thinking or attentiveness). No one body part can tell the whole story of how an animal is feeling. Ears, tail, body position, head position, eye contact, etc. They all work together to convey to other animals how they are feeling and what their intentions are.
@jaysilverheals44452 жыл бұрын
bullshit no tail means nothing they do it at all times
@magicpainthorse2 жыл бұрын
@@jaysilverheals4445 Not BS.
@bholaoates15422 жыл бұрын
@@jaysilverheals4445 I definitely get irritable when I ain't gettin' no tail.
@AimForTheBushes9082 жыл бұрын
@@bholaoates1542 not the comment I was looking for but the one I needed.
@callofabyss2 жыл бұрын
@@jaysilverheals4445 It's... scientific knowledge
@winnifredforbes11142 жыл бұрын
So glad I live on the Canadian prairies. The only critter we have to look out for is the gopher! 😂🇨🇦
@auroradumar27782 жыл бұрын
Laughs in Australian
@winnifredforbes11142 жыл бұрын
@@auroradumar2778 Although, I have recently noticed a few cougars lurking around our cemetery!
@fullmetaltheorist2 жыл бұрын
Your chances of getting killed by a donkey are low *But not zero*
@Brandi.Nicole2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😶 you have coyotes, Fox, raptors, beavers, cougars, an occasional lynx and huge aggressive mating Elk - lol 😆
@obscurelyvague2 жыл бұрын
@@winnifredforbes1114 Are they digging up the dead to chew on their bones?
@jasher73772 жыл бұрын
heavens decided to nerf the donkey's size because it is too OP
@yogi-ot7ev Жыл бұрын
Ultimate😁
@murrayshekelberg97542 жыл бұрын
My grandmother had a pet raccoon. It stayed outside but on the porch it would sit on my lap and eat chocolates with me. Friendly little guy.
@mrxx74712 жыл бұрын
difference between posionous and venomous is poison is ingested while venom is injected
@ChristopherWilliams-mh8sk2 жыл бұрын
I never thought about that. Very insightful, thank you.
@privateinvestigator86072 жыл бұрын
6:05 I've had my fair share of spending time with beavers. Some are pleasant while others can get very aggressive
@jenfatmax2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@privateinvestigator86072 жыл бұрын
@trippyprep lol....you are
@privateinvestigator86072 жыл бұрын
@Carpenter Bee yes I have. In fact, I’ve observed them, pet some of them, and I’ve even kissed one this one time, but it got real aggressive and tried to bite me so I spat on it and smacked it a few times and it got all swollen and wet. Lol
@SSArt982 жыл бұрын
Me too, it was Winnona's big brown beaver! (Very aggressive, I figured it had ate some fish being it smelled like one!)
@doghouseriley46622 жыл бұрын
Especially after they turn 40 and have never been married.
@albireotheredguard15992 жыл бұрын
1:50 For those of you who don't know, that in that video the donkey "*isn't* trying to attack that guy. It's trying to mate with him.
@ghostgreen66012 жыл бұрын
Rape*
@albireotheredguard15992 жыл бұрын
@@ghostgreen6601 That too!
@Android_Warrior2 жыл бұрын
And while running HIS PANTS FELL DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😱 😨😱 😨😱 😨
@tuffteddy14462 жыл бұрын
"Homegrown jackasses have been around since 4000 B.C. " lol
@brookeneal15502 жыл бұрын
Donkey: **kills my livestock/pet** Me:"Your living privileges have been revoked."
@yuminhung72 жыл бұрын
Hippos can attack and are very aggressive when entering territory Donkeys are similar way
@ghana212 жыл бұрын
There's no can lol, they will attack
@goochfitness262 жыл бұрын
Just leave animals alone is what i get from this 😂😂
@berzerker11002 жыл бұрын
B kind to animals !😇
@MehediHasanSizan2 жыл бұрын
"Homegrown jackasses" I immediately thought of myself as a son 😂
@semco720572 жыл бұрын
I worked for the prison system in Arkansas and saw that there was some donkeys on the farm in various areas and finally asked why and was told that they was there to work with the cattle and keep the wolves and coyotes away.
@LUckybones252 жыл бұрын
Donkeys are savage af!
@reinhartkrempler76542 жыл бұрын
That second animal caught by the scruff of the neck, by a donkey, was a wolverine.
@fukpoeslaw36132 жыл бұрын
around 3:45? first I thought it might be a big honeybadger
@kindleken19042 жыл бұрын
That's a young Hyena, don't you know how a young Hyena looks?
@timwilliams12382 жыл бұрын
Nah.honeybadger.
@nycbass782 жыл бұрын
Probably a wolverine,honey badger don’t play that!
@thatsmrtwattoyou2 жыл бұрын
Yup I'm with you guys..... Honey badger / wolverine..... David Attenborough this bloke aint At the end he said a beaver chomped a man to death....he must have had serious wood for that to happen....😁
@ANickerson4112 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the great Donkey, Beaver + video's and only 1 add. I needed a few minutes of happy thoughts.
@ludwigvanbeethoven612 жыл бұрын
Donkeys are like intellectually upgraded horses
@JasmineTheDogTrainer2 жыл бұрын
😮 Wow, I had no idea donkeys killed other animals! I learned a lot from this video
@Kit_Bear2 жыл бұрын
A lot of animals do it. I've seen a horse kill a sheep by grabbing it and keep hurling it into the air. Keep in mind that a full grown sheep weighs about 160KG. After seeing that I have a greater respect for a horse than I had before.
@JasmineTheDogTrainer2 жыл бұрын
@@Kit_Bear OH WOW!! 😳😳
@caljrsrt42 жыл бұрын
“Homegrown JackAsses” that destroyed me as We all know a few of those
@3912James2 жыл бұрын
2:04 Donkey: You were laughing but a minute ago....WHAT'S UP? I WANT THE SMOKE!!!
@wildguy4773 Жыл бұрын
Horse:speed Zebra:camouflage Donkey:peace is never an option
@tuat.mvpformallybigd.26352 жыл бұрын
Damn, donkey's are predators.
@childcrone2 жыл бұрын
That would only be if they hunted and killed for food.
@ZombieLincoln6662 жыл бұрын
No just territorial
@tuat.mvpformallybigd.26352 жыл бұрын
Yall don't know the donkeys I've owned. They were mean as hell and always biting my horses.
@ZX-zw3ge2 жыл бұрын
My grandma's donkey was very gentle and loved eating carrots. He never once hurt anyone or any animal. He's gone now.
@ninalee86252 жыл бұрын
Anytime a raccoon is being especially aggressive one should suspect rabies.
@elevro2 жыл бұрын
"the animal is going, sheesh!" hahahaha
@bytemevv-46162 жыл бұрын
*SHREK:* _Donkah! Why are you following me!?_ *DONKEY:* _Oh, I'll tell you why..._ [STARTS SINGING] 🎶 _Cause you're all alone..._ 🎶 🎶 _There's no one here besides me,_ 🎶 🎶 _Rip the Cranium down to the bone,_ 🎶 🎶 _There's no one to stop me!_ 🎶 🎶 _But ya gotta have victims..._ 🎶 *SHREK:* _Stop killing! Well, it's no wonder you..._ _...Don't have any friends!_
@slatham86162 жыл бұрын
This comment is the best out of all the hilarious ones on here. 😆
@davidgeiger2 жыл бұрын
Gee the footage early on of the donkey “attacking” the man in the field they edited judiciously, it was actually trying to mount him for, uhm other reasons.
@squishybrick2 жыл бұрын
Dunno where you got your info, but that was actually a clip of a bear attacking that man, and that guy died about a minute after that, because the bear chomped his neck and punctured his jugular.
@elinavance34762 жыл бұрын
@@squishybrick @ 1:50
@nick566772 жыл бұрын
Yeah for real. I saw that same video downloading off KaZaa (before Limewire) in the early 2000s. Hilarious asf 🤣🤣
@obscurelyvague2 жыл бұрын
"David Geiger"
@stephenr802 жыл бұрын
Donkey so horny he untied that poor mans belt and took out his pants!
@ComfortsSpecter2 жыл бұрын
“Man…” “Shrek was so much darker than I remembered”
@dennishein28122 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard of old timers putting donkeys out with other livestock to protect them. They’ll kill predators.
@mimilong38172 жыл бұрын
Not just old timers, we had ten acres with two horses and a donkey named Charlie who protected our horses and guarded our land. He was also the greatest entertainer of all time. Hee Haw 😆 We loved him and miss him.
@SlashxBurn2 жыл бұрын
We used to have an old wild one who showed up at our property, and the poor dude sure was rough. Half an ear, and scars on the backs of his legs where something had tried to get his hamstrings. He was tough as hell, and took care of the other animals for years.
@E_Cleazy2 жыл бұрын
Thanks... We just saw the video 🙄
@davidsiepel67742 жыл бұрын
everyone does, we have horses and 2 donkeys. I lost count how many coyotes, foxes, badgers and other animals those 2 donkeys have killed protecting the horses
@mg4mg2812 жыл бұрын
Donkeys often have to stand alone in the Nature, so fighting is in thier genes
@anthonyperry61132 жыл бұрын
I don't know about donkeys , but I've encountered some rather large Billy goats that were brutal, more than once got chased down and got a headbutt that felt like it broke ribs or my arm. Black and blue for weeks.
@christineplymouth83612 жыл бұрын
Donkeys be clappin' M-effer !
@mafreaponte5622 жыл бұрын
Shrek would be proud!
@sportsmansparadice422 жыл бұрын
Ok pulling out the monkey teeth was brutal...
@smustipher2 жыл бұрын
Donkeys are like the Debo of the farmstead. When you see one coming, you better tuck your chain in and put your stuff away.
@Takumi_Did_Nothing_Wrong2 жыл бұрын
Forget a guard dog. I'm getting me a guard donkey!
@jjlouis77622 жыл бұрын
Of course that last raccoon was from Florida 😂
@janielangley56732 жыл бұрын
Seeing a Raccoon during the day is very suspicious, could be infected, sick and dangerous !
@malcolmstewart79682 жыл бұрын
You learn something every day i didnt know that about Donkeys
@allentoyokawa90682 жыл бұрын
1:45 lmao
@hamsweet91002 жыл бұрын
Imagine your family having to tell people.. you were killed by a beaver..
@chukwubuikeifekudu24132 жыл бұрын
It's so funny hahaha
@raymondo1622 жыл бұрын
what a way to go tho............ eh??
@aa-ze5cz2 жыл бұрын
Donkeys hate most things that resemble a dog. Feral/wild dogs, coyotes, foxes, even wolves. They will give chase/attack with biting/front/back hooves, they also make a lot of noise which can scare off the predator but also alerts the farmer... they're like a pasture alarm system. Dogs could bark at a flippin' squirrel, donkey's are a little bit more discreet lol.
@jsparlin12 жыл бұрын
dogs won't stay with goats when it gets hot, whereas donkeys are part of her. donkeys must be acclimated to be with others.
@3912James2 жыл бұрын
1:40 Dog: I DON'T WANT NO SMOKE!!!
@melissacunningham32112 жыл бұрын
Had always heard about donkeys and how they protect, saw it for myself now! Great vid.
@codysykes55682 жыл бұрын
Sheep farmer here, usually always kept a donkey with the flock. I spoiled Nina and Holly while they were alive, and they helped me protect keep the sheepies safe; I know for a fact they will attack coyotes and foxes, I've seen one get its back completely broken by a pissed off donkey.
@Brandi.Nicole2 жыл бұрын
How do you train them and establish your dominance?
@Brandi.Nicole2 жыл бұрын
@@moscuadelendaest oof yeah I’m not too good at that. I’ve had young bulls and coyotes charge at me while attempting to show “dominance” My unintentional death scream of fear scared them off though. 😅 Didn’t work for my larger intact mountain goat either. He had to go.
@joemendoza102012 жыл бұрын
Imagine if a Racoon Gets Blamed for starting a Zombie Apocalypse like the Elite tried to blame a Bat for 19
@ZiddersRooFurry2 жыл бұрын
You're right that bats aren't to blame for Covid-19. That said it's nothing as nefarious as a virus escaped from a lab. It happened because of people eating animals they really don't need to eat.
@aspirecan48292 жыл бұрын
I was watching a rerun of a show recently from 2011 or 12, and they mentioned the "cause" of the original SARS Virus(75%death rate). It was from a Horseshoe Bat at a Wet Market in China. 😳 The EXACT same reason/excuse give for Covid, a.k.a. SARS 2.0. I don't believe for a minute that Covid came from a Wet Market. They called it a "Novel" Coronavirus, meaning it had never been seen before. How could it be "Novel" and unseen if it's similar to SARS part 1? Something's rotten in the country of China, not Denmark, and methinks its a bat!!
@aspirecan48292 жыл бұрын
@@ZiddersRooFurry More like it escaped from a lab, because they were working on gene splicing that virus with human DNA at the virology lab across the street from the Wet Market. How hard is it for someone to accidentally get infected, then transmit it at the Wet Market where they shop for dinner? I don't believe that it came from a bat at the Wet Market, or from a "wild" bat.
@disangaugustus71112 жыл бұрын
Now I see why that Dragon from Shrek loved the Donkey
@walinton2 жыл бұрын
"attack of the killer donkeys"... lord help me😂😂😂😂
@gregmonks2 жыл бұрын
This is why livestock owners always have a few donkeys. They'll go after anything that shouldn't be there, including wolves.
@Brandi.Nicole2 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking this - so would they be considered an Apex Predator? 🤭 Do you think they could take out a grizzly bear?
@brucejones35602 жыл бұрын
We ran them in the same pen as our emu. No coyote problem. Had a ranch in the Texas hill country
@runfst232 жыл бұрын
Racoon from Florida: I’m about that life
@Gamerafighter76 Жыл бұрын
Donkeys are a tried and true method. My donkey got really aggressive when my dogs were around. Also, she had this habit of chasing cars for a while when they were leaving my house. She can be sweet when she wants, but she’s got a whole lot of attitude, too.
@WakeAndBakeWithUncleRay2 жыл бұрын
Perfect life lesson, never underestimate a Jackass!!!!!
@krisaguilar66992 жыл бұрын
I had a donkey that lived to be almost 30. I saw him attack three times. Once when a coyote came into the pasture; once when he was riding with my llama in the bed of my pick-up, he went into attack mode and tried to force the llama out onto the road; and once he stomped on my pug. Thank God my pug was not seriously injured. Btw, the "beaver" showing teeth at 5:47 is NOT a beaver. It is a nutria...often mistaken for a beaver.
@WakeAndBakeWithUncleRay2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing.......
@CountryRoss2 жыл бұрын
2:27 That's not a hyena, that's a honey badger! Unbelievable!
@bojangles24922 жыл бұрын
It's murdering an animal that literally takes on lions, that is nuts.
@zacharysandberg2 жыл бұрын
This is the best animal channel out there.
@gabo95252 жыл бұрын
0:54 "homegrown jackasses..." I was like, damn, my homies from my state college!
@christopherdigiovanni78642 жыл бұрын
I really didn’t realize that the donkeys can be mean especially they kill other animals.
@jivkotodorov842 жыл бұрын
I know there are mean, our donkey liked kicking a lot, but i never knew that they are that agressive.
@christopherdigiovanni78642 жыл бұрын
OOOOPS! My mistake because I thought it was a zebra, but I just was talking about the donkeys. I pet a few of them in Tijuana, Mexico which was my first time to experience meeting and petting them and they were very nice to me. There were lots of their “solid” wastes if you know what I walking about? At that time when I was there with my best friend who we are the American citizens (last time I was there was June 1993), Tijuana really was a very dirty and filthy. Remember that Mexico is a Third World country. A while ago, I watched some videos of Tijuana for fun recently and Oh My God, I couldn’t believe how much Tijuana now looks. Lots of changes around there and so many high rise condominium buildings were built and many new places around Revolution Road where it is located in Downtown Tijuana. It’s because it is probably that the NAFTA has helped Mexico into a great shape country, eh? Last time people in Mexico averaged by getting around $3,000 Mexican peso annually, but after the NAFTA was formed up, they’ve gotten double now compared to the USA, we average getting around $40,000. Oh well…I really wanna come visit Mexico City and Cancun one day.
@tanakabrendonmunyaradzi11672 жыл бұрын
I like this channel….the narration brings everything to real life…it’s like the thoughts of these animals are …….what’s the word??….My Godness…this is awesome guys keep it up.
@eyramlloyd72712 жыл бұрын
Rocket Raccoon 🦝 watching this video: Hey Quill I’m on KZbin 🤣🤣🤣
@TWLML4202 жыл бұрын
This surprises me, every donkey I ever saw in person was super chill.
@jollylawyer99992 жыл бұрын
Ikrrr
@angeladavis23802 жыл бұрын
Why did the Christmas Animation movie called “The Star” portray the Donkey as timid against the vicious Dogs ? 🤔
@dragonskunkstudio75822 жыл бұрын
Using footage of a man wanting to commit bestiality with a donkey but the donkey had other ideas with that guys backside, that really kills me.
@RayVal532 жыл бұрын
1:56 I was all like "I swear to god if you say donkeys took down an airliner!"
@saintzayan82052 жыл бұрын
5:36 okay, that part caught me off guard
@roberthurd3282 жыл бұрын
While this gives me a flashback when I had a situation with a donkey I didn't know it and it didn't know me but I understood what its body language was all about thank goodness I was smart enough to stay on my side of the fence