This is Why I Don't Help - Florida Boat Ramp Fails - E77

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Credit Card Captain

Credit Card Captain

Күн бұрын

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@OttoTheWeim
@OttoTheWeim Жыл бұрын
The hubris of people amazes me. I have been asked if I wanted help or a hand, and I actually tend to accept it even though I don’t really need it just to be nice and thankful for someone being kind. It isn’t often but I’ll accept it just to be nice and make the person feel good.
@jeffrandolf5673
@jeffrandolf5673 Жыл бұрын
Same. Being nice & making the person feel like they helped. Sometimes they do! Other times.... not so much...
@richerwin6397
@richerwin6397 11 ай бұрын
Yup, gives you a chance to say, "Thanks" to someone and make their day a bit
@RandomlyAwkward1
@RandomlyAwkward1 Жыл бұрын
There is nothing wrong with asking somebody standing on the dock for a hand. Especially if the wind is blowing or the tide is pushing sideways. No one is going to go home and say “yeah I helped this guy on the dock today” but they will surely say, “I watched a guy put his boat under the dock today.” I have screwed up myself and have also helped others. It’s all a part of boating!
@TheCSRTech
@TheCSRTech Жыл бұрын
From the other end: Captains have accepted help from people with unknown qualifications and lived to regret it when they slam the boat into the dock with a heavy tug on the line, or don't tie up securely to a cleat and then the boat goes drifting when you don't expect it. Yeah - you can offer to help but don't get buut-hurt if the Captain declines - he may have been burned before.
@MK-xl9tt
@MK-xl9tt 11 ай бұрын
“That’s what it looks like when my kids use the toilet paper” good one thanks for the laugh!
@Oldsparkey
@Oldsparkey Жыл бұрын
There is no way I would ever get in or near a boat when that jerk in the Reel Naui is operating it. I spent many years working Range & Water for the Sheriff's office and one of my favorite things was watching folks at the ramps and docks. On the weekends it was a comedy show.
@AuditingErieCounty716
@AuditingErieCounty716 Жыл бұрын
James and the captain Makin it Happin
@Dani-it5sy
@Dani-it5sy 2 ай бұрын
That's one of the most important lessons I have learned in life. Never try to help people that don't want help.
@IAMTHEBIGCHUCQUITA
@IAMTHEBIGCHUCQUITA 11 ай бұрын
I worked the fuel dock at a marina and some of the stupidity I saw there was priceless! I dont own a boat and never have but I knew more about docking a boat than the people who actually owned one.
@PyrosPelagics
@PyrosPelagics 8 ай бұрын
commentary has me dying laughing "soulja boy cranking"
@aLarson7
@aLarson7 3 ай бұрын
@@PyrosPelagics that was a good one 😂
@johnharrell817
@johnharrell817 Жыл бұрын
Who needs dock lines when you have captain away from the helm using arm and hand power.
@wadebass5600
@wadebass5600 Жыл бұрын
It's like the guys driving down with a mattress tied down with a shoestring and holding it with their hand
@badcrcz
@badcrcz Жыл бұрын
Sometimes you gotta reverse two or three miles to line her up. Other boats better make way, he needs the full waterway to dock that monster.
@edsadventures3575
@edsadventures3575 6 ай бұрын
Hahahahhaha
@WizardOfWhoopee
@WizardOfWhoopee 11 ай бұрын
That guy cranking on that winch, I was waiting for music and a chimp holding a cup to collect coins.
@thomasperina2990
@thomasperina2990 Жыл бұрын
Hello CCC: Thank you for this new boating video. Vessel Nauthy was piloted by a perfectionist. He was striving for the perfect placement on the trailer well it seems so anyway. The second boat that hit the dock was driven by a part time captain, that is 6 times a year & it showed it. CCC your narration is spot on, your videos always bring a smile to my face, and as a loyal subscriber I always look forward to your videos. Thank you again sir, God Bless you, your family, and all your subscribers. TMP from N.J.
@randaltotten9358
@randaltotten9358 Жыл бұрын
Well-being from New Jersey ought to know that is not a part-time captain he is a part-time skipper or Gilligan
@xiaobiz
@xiaobiz Жыл бұрын
Thumbs up for crankin' dat soldier boy.
@jeffrandolf5673
@jeffrandolf5673 Жыл бұрын
03:01 There's a reason for the safety chain. Many people will live their entire life never using it & their boat will never land on the ramp.
@lbeliel4128
@lbeliel4128 Жыл бұрын
A dock whacking will usually lead to a “nah, I’m good bro” out of embarrassment when you ask the whacked. I’ll always take help at the dock. Hell, why not? It makes the helper feel good and makes me feel “more better” when I don’t get dock rash.
@PersonalBestOutdoors
@PersonalBestOutdoors 11 ай бұрын
Never a dull moment at the boat ramp. I've got a few over here in Washington state that I like using for various fishing and crabbing trips. Always cracks me up when you see a brand new captain behind the helm of a 50k+ setup. I'm of the opinion that your vessel shouldn't exceed (in dollars) your IQ. The thing I enjoy about your channel is your commentary. You're not some loudmouth who enjoys the sound of his own voice. Neither are you some young kid throwing out insults trying to engage the people featured in your videos. Without making names on the channels I am certain anyone reading this comment knows which channels I am referencing. You use wit to get your point across, and it adds to the story of your video. Keep up the great content.
@grasscutter88
@grasscutter88 10 ай бұрын
Had a boat ramp across the road from me growing up, spent lots of time watching people, never a dull moment.
@Cashcrop54
@Cashcrop54 Жыл бұрын
Good to see you again CCC. I always perk up when a notification pops for your videos. Haven't seen one yet I didn't enjoy. Thanks. I'm going to get some merch soon.
@coastalcleaningandmaintena2884
@coastalcleaningandmaintena2884 Жыл бұрын
REEL NAUTI is wife and hubby team both total rookies. Shoulda started with a cheap boat to wreck. And a good boater ahould be able to do it yourself, in a few mins
@larag4646
@larag4646 7 ай бұрын
I always appreciate someone willing to help out. I’d rather keep the gelcoat nice. Every dock I’ve been at the general etiquette is to offer help if you can.
@74nova36
@74nova36 5 ай бұрын
Something about a woman who protects her gelcoat! 🔥
@pjboudwin2730
@pjboudwin2730 5 ай бұрын
I think that first boat had a few to many "waters" 😂😂
@stevenquigley4208
@stevenquigley4208 Жыл бұрын
I know CCC.. It is tricky.. If nobody screwed up at least 3 times, they are a liar. I have done everything, but only once.. I go out 99% of the time alone. I get offers to help load/unload but refuses all because it breaks my muscle memory. One big fu life times ago was when I took a friend out and he 'helped'. I forgot the butt plug, that the trailer was a roller bunk, and that the ramp was steep. You do the math.. 😅 I installed a cam cleat behind the nav light, and a loose line on the tongue. I can't reach the bow eye. Cam cleat holds the boat as I pull out. They have to learn from experience.
@DonziGT230
@DonziGT230 7 ай бұрын
Just like some onlookers learn to stop offering help, some captains stop accepting it because that help may be a hindrance. I was docking my friend's boat, as we got close to the dock and I was about to hit reverse to stop and rotate the boat onto the dock the owner's friend jumped off with a line and quickly hooked a cleat slamming the bow into the dock.
@DrShawnBerry
@DrShawnBerry Жыл бұрын
People are, sometimes, rude to anyone trying to help. I gave up trying to understand it.
@savethehumans7460
@savethehumans7460 Жыл бұрын
Amen to that Doc
@DrShawnBerry
@DrShawnBerry Жыл бұрын
@@savethehumans7460 ✌️
@stevenquigley4208
@stevenquigley4208 10 ай бұрын
A little old but here goes: I go out 99+% of the time with it mostly during the week. If someone helps, it breaks my muscle-memory. I don't need any help screwing up... 😅 Tie up away from the Ramps.. Get the Trailer (Bunk-type).. Put the Boat on the Trailer within a foot of the Winch.. Hop out and attach the Winch Strap and winch it up.. I can't reach the Bow Eye from the Bow.. Pull out of the water but stop on the Ramp to remove the Drain Plug.. Back into the Truck and get out of the way... It takes a little longer because I am alone, but nothing terrible.
@kenhotaling7050
@kenhotaling7050 10 ай бұрын
A lucrative business idea would be to buy $10 bumpers and set up a lemonade stand at the ramp. Buy $20 lemonade, get a free bumper.
@forrestshadow
@forrestshadow Жыл бұрын
Too much pressure, you made naughty nervous!
@mattbrown5511
@mattbrown5511 Жыл бұрын
Good to see ya Cap'n. Hope you and ours have a very Merry Christmas.
@TheRunningDad
@TheRunningDad 6 ай бұрын
The innuendos write themselves…
@petermiddo
@petermiddo Жыл бұрын
Hope we will see you soon, CCC.
@edb8902
@edb8902 2 ай бұрын
So many "captains" don't understand let alone practice using each engine to control and steer the vessel.
@64maxpower
@64maxpower Жыл бұрын
If i had a boat and saw JMA at the dock id probably go out for another ride until he left You're one of the few I'd want to help me load my boat
@CreditCardCaptain
@CreditCardCaptain Жыл бұрын
Clearly he isn't a fan of the channel!
@64maxpower
@64maxpower Жыл бұрын
@@CreditCardCaptain why not? You only are helping him document mistakes to learn from. Like the cops. You would think they'd show appreciation
@robsimpson6537
@robsimpson6537 11 ай бұрын
Coming in and someone offers to help me? Hell yeah thanks.
@tfrantastic
@tfrantastic 3 ай бұрын
I was hit by a spinning winch crank….right from the boat launch to the hospital for a cast….snapped my arm like a twig
@kmcclarney
@kmcclarney Жыл бұрын
We all need to get together and help you buy a camera with a better zoom. I really wanted to see nauti a little closer ;)
@Johnswbigb
@Johnswbigb 11 ай бұрын
I know when a certain spot on my trailer touches the water its perfect.
@raysmith5426
@raysmith5426 6 ай бұрын
Why do people not use fenders when coming in to a dock?
@patrickkennedy7756
@patrickkennedy7756 5 ай бұрын
Looks like the swim ladder is also down
@KO-pk7df
@KO-pk7df 5 ай бұрын
Always so many examples of more money than brains.
@GroundSteak
@GroundSteak 3 ай бұрын
With the taxes we pay there should be a dockmaster at every public dock
@Mr12BS
@Mr12BS 10 ай бұрын
@1:37 Truth! How can such a small area use so much. @3:40 "grab your line" maybe he thought you we trying to pick him up. Maybe try helping on the DL
@fredc.o.4495
@fredc.o.4495 6 ай бұрын
Amazing how many boaters dont use Fenders !!!
@levialston518
@levialston518 3 ай бұрын
There are people who refuse to ask for help because of ego
@Imbadbambam
@Imbadbambam 11 ай бұрын
If you were nice you would dock the boat for them…😂😂😂
@trumpsturn4733
@trumpsturn4733 11 ай бұрын
Yep! Ive been told "i dont need your f-en help!"
@larryfinke6133
@larryfinke6133 10 ай бұрын
Whatever happened to bumpers lol!
@momsterzz
@momsterzz 7 ай бұрын
How do you decide whose face to blur?
@demons500
@demons500 3 ай бұрын
That Reel Nauti was Reel S-----
@richerwin6397
@richerwin6397 11 ай бұрын
Don't approach a dock without your lines ready and don't step off the boat without a line in hand.
@doughooks7411
@doughooks7411 4 ай бұрын
First guy was so damned experienced in backing his boat that he should have backed it onto the trailer. Second guy looked like he could have used a little help, but his ego wouldn’t let him. One of my sayings is…You can’t save your face and your @$$ at the same time.
@bschonec
@bschonec 4 ай бұрын
It doesn't look like there were any life jackets on those kids.
@consentofthegoverned5145
@consentofthegoverned5145 Жыл бұрын
What the hell, he was docked fine the first time!
@WaterfrontJustin
@WaterfrontJustin Жыл бұрын
The water is full of the wrong people these days it's so sad to see the state of boating now.
@KinglyKitten
@KinglyKitten Жыл бұрын
Is this is a reupload? I am quite certain I have seen this video before
@trxntroll843
@trxntroll843 3 ай бұрын
He’s there to film mishaps not help prevent them.
@masterofreality1552
@masterofreality1552 Жыл бұрын
Maybe they just dont want help because of the camera?But dont stop recording though,i like it. 🤠
@nodayatthebeach
@nodayatthebeach Жыл бұрын
First guy: I would've gone straight on the trailer the first time. Why do so many people back up a football field to do what you can do from the 30 yard line? Second guy: Some people should learn to swallow their pride. Even if you think you DO know, why say no to help? Just stupid pride.
@SECJimbo
@SECJimbo 8 ай бұрын
1ST STATEMENT KILLLLLLLLED ME
@wormholewilly3037
@wormholewilly3037 7 ай бұрын
no harm in asking. even if they say no.
@trumpsturn4733
@trumpsturn4733 11 ай бұрын
lllllmao . . . backs that thing to the Atlantic Ocean!
@dagger4146
@dagger4146 Жыл бұрын
damn dude. I miss your regular videos.
@robertbiermann4666
@robertbiermann4666 Жыл бұрын
Problem is that novice captains have drunk or incapable passengers and are not prepared to dock. They need to prepare lines on cleats prior to attempting docking and instruct passengers in crew docking duties. Novice captains should practice low speed docking maneuvers in open water somewhere away from other boats to understand wind and tide maneuvering at docking speeds.
@HVACRat
@HVACRat 11 ай бұрын
The male ego is weird thing for sure. I operate solo most of the time, when I start to approach the dock my lines are on their clerats and coiled, ready to go. If some one is standing on the dock and asks if I want them to tie off I say yes almost always, I mean, why not right? If I have apassenger, I tell them what is about to happen and what they need to do, if you are a passsenger and we are docking, you have a job. Also, my hull is aluminum for a reason, I'm not saying I don't care if it gets a few scuffs, but I don't care as much. I don't really understand why some people will not accept help, especially when they are struggling.
@Zerobar78.
@Zerobar78. Жыл бұрын
I won’t help unless asked to as these days people will just end up suing you over something that is their fault.
@Boatfisherz1
@Boatfisherz1 10 ай бұрын
I just wasted time in my life for this? Nothing even happened!
@jamesrichey5334
@jamesrichey5334 6 ай бұрын
Never ever try to give advice, its like a foreign language to them. The best advice I give people is to take a class and practice. I might try to help a larger boat secure lines, but these smaller boats can be managed by hand... and I'm not going anywhere near a new captain's boat with my hands, that's how you get hurt. Most of the new captains rush too much, like its a car. Once they learn to slowdown, read the wind and current, and to lay off the throttle, they generally do just fine.
@LordDarthBaiter
@LordDarthBaiter 6 ай бұрын
Most "Capts" take offense to being offered help...don't know why, but they do.
@lowprofile2412
@lowprofile2412 Жыл бұрын
I'd take some of that naughty, please
@mmm-mq3zr
@mmm-mq3zr Жыл бұрын
You should rename this channel shadenfreud.
@RH421939
@RH421939 4 ай бұрын
Nothing wrong with someone lending a hand I don’t get why people get so offended about that . I have asked people before and I have had people help me especially when the wind is blowing it’s always good
@toddbaumann3980
@toddbaumann3980 5 ай бұрын
Some people just shouldnt own a boat
@ianmangham4570
@ianmangham4570 9 ай бұрын
😅You can't educate bacon 😅
@spirit278
@spirit278 10 ай бұрын
Who cares if he scratches that Angler. It's a POS anyway.
@TheFalconJetDriver
@TheFalconJetDriver Жыл бұрын
Do boat owners go to stupid school in Florida right after acquiring a boat?
@FlaGolfer
@FlaGolfer Жыл бұрын
They’re stupid even before they by the boat.
@DrShawnBerry
@DrShawnBerry Жыл бұрын
It is in the water.
@dank-man6510
@dank-man6510 Жыл бұрын
If you've ever driven on a Florida road full of Floridian drivers, you wouldn't have any questions on their boating prowess. 😂
@DrShawnBerry
@DrShawnBerry Жыл бұрын
@@dank-man6510 👍
@TheFalconJetDriver
@TheFalconJetDriver Жыл бұрын
@@dank-man6510 I agree with you, however a great many drivers on the road that should not be driving are the elderly. These boat owners have no clue what they are doing!
@ianmangham4570
@ianmangham4570 9 ай бұрын
😮If someone offers you help eben if you don't need it you engage them in conversation and offer them a cold drink,i hate anti social fruitcakes who are just wack 😅, they do make for great entertainment 😅🤠🇺🇸🙏🇬🇧
@randallwhite863
@randallwhite863 11 ай бұрын
I think men are becoming weaker. Once that boat hit the bunks, all you had to do was shut the engine off and crank it up till it hit the roller
@robertsloane1268
@robertsloane1268 11 ай бұрын
Real nauti??? More like dipstivk un trained sailor
@stuwest3653
@stuwest3653 Жыл бұрын
Blocked
@rexross7086
@rexross7086 6 ай бұрын
Why are rich people so stupid?
@Daniel-z7z1q
@Daniel-z7z1q 6 ай бұрын
Commentary is most of the time unhelpful and degrading not to mention wrong in my opinion. Boating 25 years. But we do have a volume button and sometimes even another boating channel.
@markd.8885
@markd.8885 Жыл бұрын
not my boat not my problem! :P
@kenhotaling7050
@kenhotaling7050 10 ай бұрын
A lucrative business idea would be to buy $10 bumpers and set up a lemonade stand at the ramp. Buy $20 lemonade, get a free bumper.
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