This is why I stay on the outskirts of Music city lol

[@LilComedown]

If you see a vomit puddle and a Xanax barrrrrr 😂

[@r.shanethompson7933]

..a hoodlum with an ass crack breaking in a car...

[@lizfields5921]

Dang Rayan

[@annastayja]

😂😂😂

[@masontodd52]

Ryan motherfucking Upchurch. Fella your hiiiìlarious as fuck. Man I would love to meet you.

[@Messenger4now]

😂😂😂

[@southwynd7506]

If I can't piss off my front porch when I get home from work I'm too close to civilization....Period....😅😅😅🤘🤘🤘 Nashville ain't Nashville anymore. Tourists come here....play pretend....mess things up, then go home. 💯💯💯

[@Nikkienicoleeee]

I agree.. tbh I stay away from the cities near me for reasons very similar 😂😂 I actually thought Nashville was nice and not wild like that.

[@ShrimpTechStocks]

Bro straight up

[@Mtoutdoorsman]

My nearest neighbor is 2 miles away, I live in Montana and I wouldn’t be able to live anywhere else because I’m to used to the privacy

[@LilmulletOfficial]

💯😂 skin

[@philmckay9973]

Nashville is like any tourist trap…..was obviously when Kid Rock opened up a bar there😅…..another non-seasonal florida summerbreak town

[@JennilovesSuga.-pv4nr]

Upchurch. 😂 My stomach hurts so much from laughing so hard.🤣 I always wanted to go to Nashville Tennessee but im not sure now darling.🤪 I have been a true fan since day one sweetheart. ❤ Im a southern girl born and raised. 😊 Thanks. I miss you.😘

[@PianoGirl76]

There is something seriously wrong with people today. They grew up with low morals and have been brainwashed by the powers that be. I am so glad I was born in the mid 70's. I am raising my kids the right way, and I am so proud of them. My 17 yr old just got accepted to a private college and is going to medical school. I just followed that Broadway page yesterday, and then you show up with this banger. Same wavelength, Church. Much love!

[@JosephSkilling-sb6do]

The fact that you think the brainwashing started recently is hilarious. It has literally been goin on since the 1920s at least. This country didn’t go from moral to amoral overnight, it’s been a long process.

[@toadstompingoodguy4619]

The synagogue of Satan is hard at work these days on our young Revaluation 2-3:9

[@shaylaburton4710]

Good for you mama. I was born in 77. TRYING to get my son off to a better start in life. But my youngest is on track to graduate early, is a straight A student, and so kindhearted. I think I'm doing alright.. ❤. At least I hope so

[@garyclarke2385]

@@shaylaburton4710 74 myself and my children, all 3 were raised like we were, outside with respect for elders. No phones until 16, you want computer, you play outside and play later...THANKFULLY IT WORKED OUT FINE...PARENTS DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT EDUCATION IS DOING OR BELIEVE THAT IT'S A CONSPRINCY WHAT'S HAPPENING.... ALL 3 OF MINE WENT AND GOT TRADES AND ARE FINE...THANK GOD 🙏🇺🇲🤝🇮🇪🙏

[@tcwhite0104]

Was born in the 60's best of times!! and yes the kids of today are brainwashed and indoctrinated, it is a full time job for a parent to de-program their kids after school.

[@johneburke1]

Dude people have lost their fucking minds now.. idk if it’s the water, the food or what.. this video sends a strong message, one that needs to be heard.. also, that first “like a rock” you did was pretty spot on lol

[@kimberlybrummitt9966]

Bubba you make this granny smile! I love you Bubba!

[@chelseahaley8350]

Your ability to make me crack the fuck up within the first 30 seconds of your videos, is really something special!! 🤣 I fucking love you!!!

[@allenhart7783]

You always crack me up damn near break a rib laughing so hard every time lmao 🤣 💀.

[@SouthernMiss850]

That's sad as hell. I went to Nashville with my family when I was about 13 and it was nothing like this. Our country is under attack. I am saying the water is turning the men into women. Look around! This is crazy, I'm staying in the woods where I live.

[@UpchurchOfficial]

Shewwww AMEN country cuzn

[@AlyRaeKY]

Well said, you're exactly right.

[@BloomingBriars]

Estrogen in the water

[@shiningwhitelight9710]

@@BloomingBriars SOY...IT'S IN EVERYTHING! DON'T let your boys eat any SOY products!!! Read the labels on your groceries people!

[@BloomingBriars]

@@shiningwhitelight9710 I remember years ago hearing the school burgers were made out of it. Explains a lot.

[@cornpopssidechick9509]

When I was a little girl in Virginia I came across a shack in the woods where an old lady lived alone. I could not for the life of me why this woman lived like this with no people around. Now I get it and want to be like her.

[@breathless8075]

You hit the nail on the head, it's an insane asylum. Thanks for showing me that I am not missing anything by never going to Nashville. I am Way too old to handle that craziness 😂😂😂😂 Love You Sweetheart from the Appalachian Mountains in South Central Pennsylvania Somerset Pa 💓💯

[@Frawljob]

BrotherChurch getting back to his roots.. I’ve been waiting for an upchurch reaction where you can be yourself and rip up these goofballs with your signature upchurch humor. Love ya ChurchMan

[@crazyaboutcrime4425]

🤣🤣🤣 every day should be a church day... The world needs you! ❤❤❤

[@KyleeGreen92]

😂😂😂 you have me laughing sooo hard! Thank you for exposing this fuckery lol 😂😂😂

[@South_raised]

We need more people like you you are a fuckin legend bro

[@EarthboundAstronaut]

fucking right

[@Ajax-cj2lx]

Awesome analogy of Nashville, was just down there 3 weeks ago and it is exactly what you say it is!!

[@brianlongley3309]

Hey Bubba glad to see ya doin vidoes again ! RHEC CREEK SQUAD , HOLLERBOYS !!! Much love and respect from Vt skin

[@jaredhamblet6456]

This is the same in Houston bro, I can't even go into the city anymore. We got dude in 100k trucks with 6in lifts that drive from their driveway to their office, tires never touch dirt. Thank you, Gwen and Blake for the great effects you've had on country music. I have vent to the wife 3 times a week over this kinda crap !

[@ryan.zee7542]

Sounds like Denver, worst I’ve seen and the trucks aren’t even American

[@gaileasterkuhlmann6305]

My Daily Dose of Church !!Thank You Ryan !

[@julieswinehart5790]

Thanks Ryan!! Great way for this Granny to start her day!! I lived in Newport for 16 years! Glad we didn't have cell phones when I was drinking!!

[@EdwinGoneFishing]

I was so drunk before the show at the municipal, this brings back good memories of us hanging out. Need another show soon! Alls I care about is that 🔥 music you put out this year. Keep ‘em coming skin!

[@brianacuff6065]

As someone who was born and raised in East Nashville, a block away from 5 points, every word this man said is on point!!!

[@zainwebb2623]

Bubba. I ain’t laughed this hard in a minute. This is some ol vine church man S. Always keep on being you bro, all OG fans of you can never get enough.

[@tdcspartan07]

Hey Upchurch! Your videos been helping me with the loss of my brother Trevor who was only 30, left behind his wife 2 boys, 1 on the way, thank you for always being real! My brother passed on the 29th 😢

[@tdcspartan07]

I did dm u on Instagram, but I don't expect a response, I know ur busy with ur life fam, much love bro!

[@JenBee1]

I'm so sorry for your loss. May God wrap his arms around you & comfort you & your family during this difficult time. He will always be with you, just not physically. ❤ 🙏 🕊 Edit: 30 is way too young. The impact this will have on his children is sooo painful. Sometimes I find myself asking, "Why does God take the good ones & not these horrible people behind bars that have done atrocious things?" Then I'm quickly reminded that God needs more angels by his side to help combat the evil in this world. Heaven gained an angel, to help God with his work. I've always found a little comfort in this, I hope someday you might be able to as well. I'm sending you lots of hugs & positive vibes. 🫂🌹🌹

[@tdcspartan07]

Thank you Jen! means a lot, just sad he went too soon, idk if its the right time, but there is a video I did on my channel, in it is a link to a go fund me for my sister in law and her babies, you really dont have to donate anything at all, even if its just to share it, that's a full donation for me :)@@JenBee1

[@kayetaylor5551]

I'm so sorry for your loss....best wishes and love from Scotland....roses die thorns live on...🌞🌜✨there is love and beauty beyond measure and one day those kids and your family will have Trevor waiting to welcome you all home...untill then he will be your guiding star..🥲💜

[@tdcspartan07]

thank you so much! love you guys, even if yall are strangers, lol it means the world to me!@@kayetaylor5551

[@pinkpineapples8645]

Thanks Church for bringing CLASSY back!!! 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

[@cky2k3]

I have never seen this level of absurdity from a single city EVER in my life!! Especially documented in one video, from a short time period, & by one dude... U are hilarious, a legend, and a real one! It shows your integrity when u stay who u are, refuse to be mental, and continue to do u!!! I also completely refuse to follow these pointless, stupid, & detriMENTAL 'trends' & 'cool' behaviors they be doing these days.. Complete waste of time and reckless as-f!! A real one will stay true to who they are, whether or not if the people around them follow this nonsense!!! Keep on Churchin' Church! These videos be slappin!

[@UpchurchOfficial]

Man thank you brotha we are the quiet bitter beings 🙏🏻

[@vickyneumann362]

@cky2K3 well said especially that last paragraph!!

[@kylemotty5951]

​@@UpchurchOfficiallovin that CKY reference.

[@The-Reckoning]

Couldn't have said it better myself

[@vickyneumann362]

@@The-Reckoning you know it my friend ❤️🫡

[@WwickedWorld]

Everytime when I see your posts,you always begin it with some kind of wild energy.But I love it,It's in our spine and building up,it wants to come out and ride or die.

[@jasonteehee7745]

This is why i am a fan. Your funny as phuck. This puts Dyrdek and ridiculousness in the grave... Nothin better than a man who is happy who he is and makes some fire ass music. Your songs stand up to anyone far as i am concerned.... HBOKLA...CHURCH!!

[@StefTX]

I love your personality snd sense of humor.

[@AMomsLife316]

I use to work for the state in Nashville, but its been a while since I've been up there. I didnt know it has gotten that bad! I'll just stay down here in my little small town from now on..😂....You definitely gave me a good laugh this morning. However its sad that our capitol is this atrocious. 😢

[@adamthomas4638]

What up church always good to see a new video from you get me rolling if you ever want to go into another lane you could do comedy forsure take care brother and thanks for the timeless music

[@ernestinegrace4593]

Please do more of these Church. You are funny AF ❤

[@DanielBrown-5150]

Upchurch I needed this. For real bro, you made me laugh in a storm. Thank you Sir Church Man

[@stonesauer5781]

I'm so appreciative of growing up on a 50 acre farm in central KY, out in the middle of nowhere, being taught the values of what I consider normalcy & a freedom that most don't get to experience. I was in Nashville a couple of months back to attend a Bryan Adams concert & was stunned to see how things have changed since the early 90's. What an out of control, disrespectful shit show the city has allowed it to become !!

[@JJ-io2nz]

It gets even better when you get called a bigot and a nazi because you expect morals, respect and common courtesy in public

[@brianmcmillen3232]

I gotta go to nashville for my 20th, and the highlight of the trip(plus the pics i cherish to this day) was the oppurtunity to go to creeker bridge and see all the history. Would love to meet you and be able to talk for a bit about life because i feel like you understand, and that was the closest i've felt to that connection. Love ya Church, thank you for keeping it real for the good ole boys like you

[@Nikkienicoleeee]

They doing me like a baby 😂🤣💀 this video has me rolling and it’s almost better than drinking coffee in the am. I guess every state has their own human “zoos”. It’s sad but thank you so much for the laughs , Ryan. Happy Fri-yay , yall 😂🎉

[@alexandergray6343]

U and me both

[@elizabethmills3681]

Ryan you made my day! Real Talk! Lmao off the cufff! There is no way you would find me near one piece of germ 🦠 from that MESS! Hahahahaha I can’t…😂 now I can go about my day now. This had me in stitches. Just from your commentating⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️👏👏✌️❤️🎸

[@debbiemohler9954]

Just Made My Friday Even Better Church!!!!! I Love All I Know Of You! 😂😂❤

[@redzgirl2476]

Ive only been there once, and it was to see Jelly Roll at Bridgestone. And im coming back in March to see you!!! Probably walk around a little bit after the show and go back to the room. Im glad i dont drink lol these folks are crazy as hell. Love you Church!!...

[@AngelSinner444]

I got tickets to the March concert too..can't wait

[@earthsurfer13]

This video is pure gold brother. Keep it real.

[@amberNeff21]

I live here in Nashville, and I will confirm that it’s exactly like this 😂😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️.

[@KCN1F]

Mayor Freddie must be so incredibly proud of his city!

[@jasonjacobosky3727]

Bro, I wish you would vlog EVERYDAY! That would be guaranteed something good to watch everyday. Dreams are free.

[@jasoncarter411]

Glad to see your humor side bro..😂😂.. love that sense of humor man

[@Andrew..potter]

Love your music Upchurch!!! Keep it up!

[@tracyc5070]

Sad state of affairs down there, sho nuff!! But man you are funny af. Love you, Ryan! 🤍

[@SouthernMiss850]

You know what this reminds me of? True Blood when Marianne came to town and everyone's eyes turned black and they all started acting crazy as hell. Believe it or not, that was a form of witchcraft as well.

[@UpchurchOfficial]

Oh 1000%

[@monicamichelle2391]

YES!! ABSOLUTELY!! I think about that episode every time I see shit like that in the world. It's pure evil. People are doing things they wouldn't normally do. It is pure witchcraft. I thank God there are others that see this is REALLY happening. God help us 🙏

[@kaseyrae1234]

Spot on

[@MossMayo]

Man I'm sittin here drinkin a beer, smoke'n one watching yer old music video's. From about the time you started making music and I started listening to it, to yer newer one's. And it's kinda crazy all the hell you've been through with just "people" since you started. Man I just wanna say, keep yer head up brother. We both know life's a mfr but you got some stay down fans ridin with ya and for ya for damn sure. Just wanna say thanks brother.

[@Bigrigbabygirl95]

That’s why I do my drinking in a field 😂😂😊

[@UpchurchOfficial]

Damn if that ain’t the realest comment I sweaaar 😂

[@Bigrigbabygirl95]

@@UpchurchOfficial You were thinking it… I just posted it 😂

[@UpchurchOfficial]

@@Bigrigbabygirl95my brotha 🦅⚡️

[@truthboy2164]

​@@UpchurchOfficialshit this is why i live in the country and work in the country they have turned nashville into las vegas this is what happens when u let liberals run your city

[@truthboy2164]

​@@Bigrigbabygirl95yea bro this is why i live in the woods and work in the woods i want to be as far away from liberals as possible this is what they do to citys they are running

[@davidthorsen3416]

As always, Church makes very valid points and I couldn't agree more. I went to Nashville several years ago to see Primus at the Ryman Auditorium. After the show, I scoped out the area and visited a few bars. That said, I never saw any behavior like that. It is becoming more and more apparent that the movie Idiocracy was foretelling the years to come. I hope these window lickers don't procreate for the love of God!

[@CPMUNSEY]

It’s a damn shame what Nashville has come to!! Sad to see it being a TN boy myself and having memories of how it use to be.

[@Allbydesign84]

I had the pleasure of visiting Nashville this summer. We road our Harleys down to New Orleans from Toronto Canada. From all the places we stopped off on our ride Tennessee is by far the best state I've visited, can't wait to return and do some more exploring. 👍

[@branenchristian]

This is 100% accurate, and also funny as f**k.

[@TomHobbit]

Other than girls.... you ryan are my most valuable inspiration/internet discovery I've made ever. Alot of the time I watch what humans do and it makes me want to dive into the concrete sidewalk. Like that dude. Yeah. But sober bruh. I don't do it tho for... some reason lol for real tho so much ininspiration for years. Blessed

[@Nessaoday]

Hey church, these videos are the best 😂 never stop doin what ur doing ❤️❤️🤙🏼

[@jacobmoulton5554]

Ryan, only reason I’d go to Nashville is to try and get a picture with you man and maybe an autograph, independent artist of all time is you man

[@stephenkarla7113]

Dang this is looking like New Orleans and Bourbon Street. Man I hate to see this happening in Nashville. We are loosing all of our once beautiful cities. Living back in the woods is fine with me. Think I will stay here awhile since this mess is not getting better. We have seen our good days and probably will be all down hill from here on out.

[@G39251ish]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 loved that one. U had me rolling the hole time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯🤘💙❌

[@RogueRipple]

2 uploads of church in one night! Awesome!

[@ShannenSexton-x1x]

❤️😂 omg you should finish that remake…two lines and I’m hooked! This makes me sad! I’ve never been to Nashville but I imagined it was a bit more classy than this. Lol now I gotta come check it out once…it’s like Mardi Gras in Tennessee lol

[@joecephus_3668]

Starting this workday off right with some WhyFiles and a double UpChurch upload. It’s gonna be a good day, tater. 🤘🏻🇺🇸

[@TheGreatWhiteShark31]

Yeah music city gone crazy indeed fuggin 😂 But much respect and love from North Carolina skin 👍🏻💪🏻

[@jessicagray3648]

Please make this a series!! LOL it makes my day watching people make asses of themselves 😂

[@nathanarchambault4765]

Went down there was supposed to stay 3 nights we stayed one then went to Ashland city instead! Actually got to meet him and shit it was pretty cool! Much love church! Still need to get that guitar you gave me signed!!

[@cheyennehampton3760]

The Ending of the video 😂😂😂😂 Church always makes me laugh. ❤

[@lip_ripper9231]

I hate the way the world is going its truly sad. 🙏

[@MrInkFountain]

Bwahahahahahaha, priceless! One of your funniest videos yet skin! LOL I only went to downtown Nashville once and I can attest this is 100% real!

[@titan_six]

Tell us you’re high as fuck without telling us😂 Ryan: “hold my blunt”

[@808Fee]

Ok, that fountain definitely explains all the brown pants. 😂 I thoroughly enjoyed your commentary, keep it coming.

[@The.Consultant.]

Would you ever run for Governor or public office ? You’re the kind of person who has influence and an actual brain in your head and people could trust. I don’t blame you if you want no part of it because I couldn’t do it myself but you have masses of fans and people that would support you if you did.

[@misslilly259]

I laughed through this entire video. You are absolutely hysterical.

[@bellsg.3691]

I went to Graceland back in 2007 or 09’ and it was nothing like that.. unreal. People are animals. Disgusting.

[@LaLa615]

Couldn’t agree with you more🤣😂😂😂😂 I can’t stand to even go downtown anymore. You described it perfectly.. it’s an insane asylum🤣

[@tracytinker]

Glad to see your back to your self again. I laughed pretty hard.

[@timmunson7699]

Hell when I was in Nashville 3 years ago back in the summer of 2020 I literally just drove up and down Broadway Street blasting your music trying to piss off as many people as I could lol

[@BrittanyWaddleton-d3l]

Bought tickets to one of your shows, I’m sooo excited. Love ya Church you’re hilarious, I hope you have a great day ❤

[@robertdobbins3460]

dude you got me rolling. I love your videos man. 🤣

[@Free_Bird_Regina]

Invisible Interdimensional jack daniels demon!!! 😂🤣💀 I've watched this several times and still catching new stuff he said that I missed!

[@bellablayne4619]

Hilarious and scary all at the same time. Leave it to Upchurch to bring us the tea AND with receipts! I’ll by pass downtown Nashville for now.

[@kennethbradfordjamesthroop]

I am planning to take a vacation and take a trip to Nashville. Taking my 13 year old nephew down to just tour around Ashland city, harpeth high school and the church and Lewis feul station. Not expected to run into you or anyone at that matter. Just think it'd be badass for my lil nephew to explore and witness where a legend was raised n grew up in or around! He loves you n your music❤❤❤❤

[@MikelChandler]

I worked at the Wild horse a long time ago and thought it was crazy now I refuse to go downtown.

[@imaenormus9859]

Nashville reminds me of the mid to late 90's Friday & Saturday night Ybor City, Florida club scene.. It was so fun to go watch people. But it was good to finally get home. People are hilarious and exhausting all at once. The chaos is nice once in a while. It reminds us how much value our peace has. If nothing else it makes for an entertaining video..

[@roberthahn7930]

Coming down in march for your show. 2nd trip down. The bush man should be everyone’s favorite.

[@tonyapennucci6685]

This made my day after the day we've had. Thanks for the laughs. 😊❤

[@worldpeaceplease4938]

This is good content ,more videos like this bubba ,watching this at 5 am while getting ready for work sure made my morning better

[@DavidMiller-bp4cy]

You'll always be better than that (Nashville). You never needed them and dont now. Keep up all the good work. You're definitely an inspiration to people of all ages.

[@Briguy702]

Lol Nashville is NashVegas for real, much love Church from out here in Las Vegas NV

[@Hazeleyez90241]

Im soooooo glad i saw this. I use to love going to Nashville and Music Row. But this scene wouid cause ne to go to jail lol. People have lost their mind since COVID. Appreciate ya!! Love your videos tho

[@jessicacady3736]

I LOVEEEE when u make videos like this…I’m having a SHIT day & I couldn’t be laughing anyyyy harder right now THANK YOU for that🥰🥰🥰😘

[@andyfrederick6780]

Just got mine and my wife tickets for the Corbin Arena 3rd time seeing you in concert. Never been disappointed wish you did meet and greets man

[@ScarySnippet]

Old country is the best! I miss that kind of music, they don’t make it anymore.

[@dangleesak1026]

I needed this before work this morning 😂😂 too funny church 🤣🤘🏼

[@marc.b.weed.extream9480]

happy day .. joy

[@_HuckleBerry]

haha, church you make my soul happy man damn i laughed my ass off with your intro

[@emilyparman]

Every time he says witch craft I crack up so bad .. this is the most accurate story of my hometown that has gone down hill lol

[@exvaxmama]

Nashville is looking more like Trashville.. You don't need that Upchurch you've already touched the whole world with your music!! Merry Christmas!

[@dustingerard1600]

Do stuff... Love ya brother from Minnesota!

[@myrialynn]

The red shirt guy was such a pleasant surprise.. haha

[@2ndshiftaudio300]

I'm so happy you showed this. I'm coming to Cheatam county this coming summer to cruise the backroads in my rat rod I'm currently. Living a dream of mine. In NO WAY will I go to Nashville. What a hell hole. I hope to meet you. If I do. That would be great. If not, I'll have a great time anyway.

[@REDBANDITOFFICIAL1]

To be faaair, these people are basically npcs in gta at this point.

[@richardstrickland1125]

You a damn foo 😅 got me with that "Liiiiikee a Rrrock" 😅