This is Why Mousey Hates Medical Shows especially House

[@lightningcore4187]

Ironmouse: "he lied? Thats illegal!" You have no idea how many things house can get away with lmao

[@SquishyBauBau]

House's character is a good one.

[@TheSteam02]

Considering how he's actively thrown hands with his patients, lying is one of the less bad things he does.

[@Barduwulf]

Until he drove a car into a house, then he got jailed

[@TwilightWolf032]

Oh yeah, let's lie to save their relationship, I'm sure it won't bring any complications further down the line, not only to the husband but also to the child that will, one day, find out her father isn't her real father and that her mother is a cheating whore!

[@faaizdeads6520]

True

[@chriskoloski32]

I'm sure someone messed up that first bit with the woman creating a baby without sperm, the thing is house lied so the woman wouldn't have to admit she cheated so he could get a Christmas present from a patient to win a bet

[@kdkinggaming4147]

Also Hippa exist haha

[@ethanor]

@@kdkinggaming4147 Not on TV

[@Kamina.D.Fierce]

Wait what? He literally tried to explain a Jesus baby over a bet?

[@juampisito]

@@Kamina.D.Fierce yes

[@SuperSpells]

Yeah I was thinking 'House wouldn't care about their relationship, if he lied, it was for selfish reasons.' But also, kinda feel bad for the guy for getting cheated on.

[@OldClassTreky]

House is essentially Sherlock Holmes. He completely analyses the patient based on the smallest details and then finds their problems because he sees things others miss. Also he has a drug problem and his best friend is called Willson wich sounds a lot like Whatson.

[@mercuryredstone2235]

Yep, as the creators intended.

[@SquishyBauBau]

I just not got that and I hate it, thanks. (Hate it in a good way btw)

[@rpgaholic8202]

Which essentially brings it full circle since Sherlock Holmes was loosely based on a doctor that Doyle knew named Joseph Bell.

[@Justic_]

as far as I know, Wilson was also the name-replacement for Watson in the Lupin-novels to avoid copyright (with Holmes instead being renamed to Herlock Sholmes).

[@TrilainaBloodwind]

I might be wrong, but I'm like 90% positive House and Wilson are directly in spired by Holmes and Watson from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's books. Could be wrong, but there's too many similarities to be a "coincidence."

[@lima8tango80]

"I don't even have a weiner, and it hurts!" Thank you Mouse for feeling our pain, bless you!

[@hazukichanx408]

When you feel pain in a part your own body technically doesn't have, you have indeed mastered empathy. Or you're about to blow up Sahelanthropus, I suppose. One or the other.

[@RaisonLychi]

Just from the comment I already know the scene. But there's another medical drama I can't remember which one where the cheated on wife cut it off then AFTER IT WAS REATTACHED AT THE HOSPITAL SHE RIPPED IT OFF AGAIN

[@greywalker505]

@@hazukichanx408 I understood that reference.

[@homfri111]

i want a realistic medical show where its 3 residents scrambling through papers and portfolios while the MD and specialist just google it and call the dean of medicine to make sure they google'd it right while the 67 year old RN looks on like "i told you"

[@theeternalsuperstar3773]

So, what you're saying is that House is realistic? Because that's pretty much the formula.

[@captainahab5522]

This is going to hurt is a pretty good medical show

[@miles8385]

I haven't watched a lot of Scrubs, but isn't that basically the entire premise of Scrubs?

[@nirobu]

​@@miles8385yep. It is. But instead of a 67 year old RN, it's a 30-ish year old puerto rican RN

[@AuroraMercedesVT]

So... scrubs?

[@vitorschultz9892]

I love how she hates House all throughout the video, but when an idiot patient comes up, she acts just like House if not more unhinged.

[@shadowssoul09]

but she isnt a doc or playing one lol

[@TheSteam02]

@@shadowssoul09 Your point? When you live your whole life being surrounded by medical professionals, you tend to know more about the world of medicine than others.

[@GigiS2]

@@TheSteam02​I think they meant she doesn’t say these things to the patient as a doctor it’s different from house doing that

[@cryssanie]

@@GigiS2 Dr. House is the ultimate fantasy series for doctors, because he is able to get away with telling his patients what we all think about them when they do something very dumb :-D

[@lexofexcel886]

Mouse pointing out the problems with making a detective show dressed up in medical drama clothes.

[@strategicperson95]

And even some detective shows fail at being what they are supposed to be.

[@mindassassin]

There's two main things that bug the hell out of me in medical dramas. One is that they make a *LOT* of assumptions. The other is that the main characters have literally every department and specialty covered with 3-5 people. Crime dramas have exactly the same two problems. I'll still watch them, but I will scream internally when a neurologist/gastroenterologist is also apparently a cardiovascular/orthopedic surgeon who just accurately diagnosed a rare auto-immune disorder based off 3 symptoms that realistically could've been caused by hundreds of other things and may not even be related.

[@brunovillalba8022]

Same

[@aznboi1027]

Apparently you never watch the show House, they have to do eliminate a bunch of possible causes and it's even harder when two cause produce similar symptoms

[@mindassassin]

@@aznboi1027 I've watched the whole series, and House makes loads of assumptions, particularly with clinic patients.

[@joshlandon9084]

the thing is House addresses some of this by his crazy guesses being wrong quite often, sometimes costing lives. the show is basically about an egotistical addict diagnosing only cases he finds fun and if they aren't weird enough he doesn't get it right because it wasn't interesting enough for him.

[@aznboi1027]

@@joshlandon9084 Yea because other doctors don't make educated guesses and get it right the first time, right? House has been right most of the time. Doctors can be wrong on first diagnosis, it usually happens after they do testes to test our their theory. "only cases he finds fun and if they aren't weird enough he doesn't get it right because it wasn't interesting enough for him", Doctors can choose their patient.

[@ss4gogeta667]

I have actually drowned once. Everything went dark and then I woke up to see the lifeguard pulling away from my face.

[@tripplesouth]

I'd say you almost drowned once. Cuz if you actually drowned, you'd be dead and not making this comment. (Sorry for being pedantic Since "drowned" is a final state of death. It felt wrong reading it.)

[@ss4gogeta667]

Technically true. Though idk if I was clinically dead and revived or not.

[@tripplesouth]

@@ss4gogeta667 that lifeguard was a vampire, he risked his life to rezz you! Jokes aside, at the very least you lost consciousness from lack of oxygen to your brain. Which is a horrible thought, and fortunate the lifeguard could restore your respiration.

[@Verechter]

@@tripplesouth dead dead or clinically dead?

[@tripplesouth]

@@Verechter the definition of drowned is dead dead past tense.

[@Flutter_Potter]

For the mp3 player up the butt case. House wanted to wait because he had 3 minutes left of forced clinic duty left and he wanted to leave this boring case to someone else.

[@theeternalsuperstar3773]

Funny thing, there's an episode where House is finally rid of his crippeling leg pain and stops being an A-hole and starts being a human, unfortunately though, this causes his performance as a doctor to suffer and then House's team and himself realize that in order for him to be a good/effective doctor he needs to be a crippled, drug-addicted A-hole, or risk letting people die.

[@wesleyfreeman5918]

i kinda like that hes a dick. its kinda nice hearing people not knowing whats best for them getting put down. hes just like "fuck you, this is what you need"

[@garrettviewegh677]

If House had to do a checkup on Mousey, he probably wouldn’t hear the end of her sass. He’d probably leave the room with the results and her free ti go, but not before walking out of the check up room with his ears bleeding from all her criticism. She’d be his worst nightmare.

[@N_May1]

he wouldnt care. He just tell her to leave and thats it. His whole persona is "I dont give a fuck" vibes

[@MikePhantom]

someone has not watched house i see

[@majinnemesis]

House would take it has a challenge and probably even get attracted to her,why do you guys think he hires people to challenge his views?

[@redhead9253]

She'd start cussing him in spanish and he would wait until she finishes then continue the conversation in spanish

[@_Tao__]

No lol, if she annoyed house he would respond back and house is a fucking moron, he would make her cry

[@cow_tools_]

I would love to watch any TV show with ironmouse. I love shouting about everything going on in a show.

[@ethanor]

Yooo, we should start a club. And host weekly "All you can shout" viewings.

[@corncobbob2326]

@@ethanor I would love that bc I'm the only one like and got no one else similar

[@kkuwura]

Wow I didn't think Mousey would be popping off this much. I mean I really liked House for what it was cuz it was a dramatic but fun show and very early on I was like "ok so many of these are horrendous practices and wouldn't fly anywhere", but I watched it like a sort of shonen medical Sherlock with hell of a lot of drama and I enjoyed a lot of the drama in it as well, so yeah House has a soft spot in my heart Edit: in retrospect, watching this a year later, I 100% empathize with Mouse about her frustrations towards House, since she as a person who was for years chained to a hospital bed and who has probably come across hundreds of doctors and who was frustrated with how her health was deteriorating no matter what she did, she probably is very cognizant of how important good patient care is in the medical field

[@R3TR0J4N]

This and Dr. black jack are great

[@SergioLeonardoCornejo]

Medical dramas and police dramas are annoyingly unrealistic.

[@gandalainsley6467]

If they were realistic they would be boring.

[@thepunishersequence291]

@@gandalainsley6467 If they're realistic they'll end up being like yakuza side stories at least in police dramas

[@thekamotodragon]

house is unrealistic but imo is very entertaining because of the amazing writing, interesting cases, and real science/diseases they highlight (although most are very rare), but i agree on the police dramas just being bad, they don't even feel close to realistic and their writing is often bad, thing is nowadays we can just go watch police bodycam footage if we want the real thing so these cheap imitations basically have no reason to even exist anymore lol.

[@bakacdaz]

@@gandalainsley6467Also private detectives IRL aren’t as cool as Sherlock Holmes.

[@strategicperson95]

The key word is "drama".

[@fgregerfeaxcwfeffece]

House is a super hero show with an anti hero as the protagonist. House has the power of perfect medical knowledge and superhuman perception.

[@theeternalsuperstar3773]

The way this show works is that if House doesn't commit medical crime, the patient will likely die because he's the only competent doctor. There are many times House's team refuses to listen to him, and they nearly kill the patient.

[@poochyenajones1362]

As far as medical TV shows go, Scrubs, though not perfect, is the most accurate when it comes to actual medical practice. But most importantly and what I always loved about it, it's the most honest one.

[@taloscal]

Scrubs has a lot of heart, its an amazing show.

[@fgregerfeaxcwfeffece]

You win an item of your choice from this uhm, box of items I give away! All you need to know is that the previous owners wanted me to get rid of them. But before that, they uhm, wanted to keep them close to their heart! Ah just remembered the official story: apparently they all fell on them! That's what the items have in common! I think they associate them with bad luck now. None of your concern. I wear these rubber gloves for fashion.

[@bibsp3556]

I've been enjoying ER a lot it's been on lately. It's dumb sometimes, but it's not bad at all. And it was written by a guy who went to med school.

[@GameCyborgCh]

House just reads ahead in the script, that's how he just knows what the patient has

[@Gavriel01]

I'm reminded of when Legal Eagle watched Suits and pointed out how many laws they break in a typical episode

[@alejandroperez9215]

House and Mousey would be sitcom arch enemies....they would hate each other immensely but have common ground on a few things.

[@pingu9213]

I don’t know if this would be considered a medical show, but as a kid I always watched the show MASH with my dad. Love the show, it’s comedic and yet symbolic and meaningful.

[@akaoniryuu4564]

Pingu enjoys medical shows, cool

[@r2kmoon2]

I mean, his own staff and friends hate him. So I guess mission accomplished. xD

[@richardp1037]

Watching HOUSE MD is like watching a a magic show you now he’s not really doing magic but the way he does it is funny and interesting.

[@luiseatoll6368]

The virgin pregnancy thing was a lie admitted by House. It's in the same episode but if you just watch those clips, you'd think that's the truth. Context.

[@astk5214]

So, what is the context? Did he just help a wh°re score a bag?

[@Veretax]

Actually there are different types of inhalers summer only meant for when you have an episode and others are meant for long-term therapy. I know this because I have a brother who has severe chronic allergic asthma and he's always taking stuff. I have asthma caused by a previous infection that is only exacerbated by very very certain situations

[@Xynth22]

"Did your sphincter want to listen to Queen?!" - Ironmouse

[@arcanask]

I actually had a fungal infection in my ear once. No I didn't stick anything weird up there. I used to work on a farm and I'd wear headphones. All the crap flying around in the air and the moisture being created and subsequently being trapped in my ear canal caused fungus to grow. Took a month and two doctors to figure out what was wrong.

[@CerberusDawg]

The greatest thing would be a full watchalong of House with Mouse 😂

[@neon13602]

This is the same issue I have with cop shows like don't get me wrong I love cop shows to death but it infuriate me when the cops break the law and I'm bamboozled like what how. This is why I love comedy cop shows because I can let a parody slide and be surprised when they actually do follow the rules. Also mind y'all this is talking about American cop shows. European, Asian and Australian and African cop shows are not included mainly because I'm not familiar with their laws so I can't judge them accurately or fairly

[@skolkor]

Yes, American cops, well known all over the world for strictly adhering to the laws.

[@neon13602]

@@skolkor yeah I'm well aware of that

[@Toastybees]

Following the rules would make for very boring television. The whole idea any of these TV shows would be accurate should be especially silly to someone who does know the real procedure because they know the real procedure not exciting to watch. The goal of TV is to be entertaining to the maximum amount of people, not represent professions accurately.

[@strategicperson95]

@@Toastybees while true, there still is the problem of people accepting these as near accurate representations of these professions. I get it's entertainment for the audience, however it still leaves people who don't recognize that aspect, nor have any knowledge of said occupation to believe that's true. And there are a lot more people than I thought who are easily influenced. But I'm more critical of films and tv shows based on historical events, especially of the WW2 era. But I don't like changes like Liberty's kids rendition of Washington crossing the Delaware and beating the Hessians, while portraying the Hessians as drunk off their ass, when they weren't. Making that battle more simplistic even beyond the constraints usually associated with a children's show, really diminishes the significance of that event. When you dumb down the enemy, you also are cheating the side the audience is suppose be cheering for of their deserved victory.

[@Toastybees]

@@strategicperson95 You can't cater every aspect of entertainment for those too dim to understand what you see on TV isn't real.

[@pirateswiggity5278]

10:21 “Did your sphincter wanna listen to Queen?”

[@keresztesbotond740]

Well, House didn't lie to save the marriage, he lied to win a bet if I recall correctly

[@abracadabraxpotato3185]

Lol Mouse reaction Is priceless

[@tomjames9681]

Pffft Mousey probably watched the first season and kept thinking it was Lupus.

[@ichigokage]

House is so insufferable. But I wanna ragdoll the parents like that mom near the end. Let your kid use their inhaler or you'll be needing to window shop for a kid sized coffin! For too many decades now have parents been allowed to think they always know best.

[@Matrim42]

Dude, I’m like 95% certain that that’s not even the most illegal thing House did in that episode. And I don’t even remember what episode that’s from.

[@Kingofredeyes]

If Ironmouse is gonna watch a medical show she should watch Scrubs. Aside for being more of a comedy it's also ironically one of the more medically accurate shows.

[@TheGeckoNinja]

Mouse vs House

[@eichen97]

doom eternal with dr house on the background "chilling" stream

[@jevarth1060]

I know what mouse is saying but she is just ignoring 70-80% people who are really like that and never had any medical explanation so I might say it's so so about some of the scene.

[@jasonhare8540]

If he was a street performer it would be called a cold read. You take what you can gather from the person without them really being aware of it and then wield it like a mighty cudgel . If they're a little bit susceptible to such things. A good cynic will see right through it

[@totallyathome]

I appreciate the absolute amount of medical knowledge ironmouse has just from her own experience. It may not be Dr level, but she's got a lot procedures, etc

[@Tramelle]

Ironmouse's scream is my new phone alarm :3

[@corncobbob2326]

10:21 SENT ME FASTER THAN A POWERED UP MARIO KART

[@emion7600]

Mouse's reaction to the uhh botched unwrapping is a mood

[@scarletpsychowolf3578]

THis feels like how I watch Grey's on FB clips

[@Longshot441]

With the boxcutter scene I was like....why?!

[@Gundam944]

IIRC, all of the "Free Clinic" scenes on House where taken from real patients that the shows consulting Doctor actually had.

[@aternias]

I Think House focuses on the mystery and investigation aspect than the medical accuracy. I like the shenanigans House gets in to, and how much of an ass he is. I like his character development near the end of the problem is, people think it’s suppose to be a medical drama, which I don’t think were the writers primary thematic intentions.

[@chriskoloski32]

House MD is probably one of my favorite TV shows. Even with any inaccuracies, house himself is just awesome. So let's force mouse to watch more

[@venusgxcha]

MOUSY WATCHED DOCTER MIKKKEEE

[@olMISAKAlo]

With all those "excuse me"s at the beginning, you'd think she was channeling her inner Vickie Guerrero

[@KrillWhisperer]

so like... the nose hair thingy, don't they actually have a function? why do people actually remove em?

[@biggestnoob4704]

Sign of aging

[@jevo_2228]

I mean shit my anesthesiologist lied to me when I went on for my hip surgery. Bitch said she was putting an oxygen mask on me and the next thing I know the surgery was over. Not NEARLY as bad as lying ab a girl cheating and getting pregnant but I’m still salty as fuck about it

[@Taijifufu]

She says she doesn't like House but I've heard her say "it's never Lupus" which is something a House fan would say.

[@tokugeeky2931]

House is just a Sherlock Holmes formula show disguise as a doctor show. At least that’s how I think 😆 And watching Ironmouse reaction is such a treat 😂

[@timothyswanson8773]

Well yeah. Hence his name. House=Holmes. House notices the small details to make a medical but highly educated decision.

[@Sh1r07]

7:41 Caracol 🐌

[@bigoof9654]

*Looks like Black Jack has some competition*

[@maxord11]

No context, no opinion. Them's the rules.

[@bromodragone8405]

House may be a hardass, but he's almost never wrong.

[@greywalker505]

11:32 When Mouse and House agree on something.

[@M_VW]

I'm glad mousey is one of those people that takes their illness as an opportunity to learn about the medical field and why we do the things we do. Shes the type of patient that people are more than happy to help because she doesnt fight you every step of the way, and can actually assist in their own treatment. While it is incredibly important to vouch for yourself and ask questions as a patient (medical staff can make mistakes, and there are indeed bad medical "professionals"), it is also important to not overly impede the people literally trying their best to keep you alive/make you feel better. We did not take years of medical school, nursing school, or what have you to be told we're a quack by somebody who spent 5 minutes on the front page of google.

[@senu.]

people don't watch house for medical accuracy, I only watched because I love the main character he's so interesting

[@Zeroverlord]

6:33 I literally cringed just from hearing this!

[@Amira_Lynx]

I fucking screamed 😭😭😭😭😭

[@SpidersFace]

DID YOUR SPHINCTER WANT TO LISTEN TO QUEEN CRYING SOBBING SHIDDING FARDING

[@pureheartspassionarts]

For anyone comparing House to Sherlock Holmes, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was actually capable of doing the same sort of Sherlock Holmes reasoning in real life, which is why he was able to write the character so well. House feels like he was written by someone who was a fan of Sherlock Holmes but didn't understand the subject matter of either Holmes' methods or of the medical knowledge House would require. To the common man, both men appear smart, but only Holmes' intelligence is believable under scrutiny. It's why the classic Holmes is so popular to this day; unless you are one of those rare individuals capable of such reasoning, you cannot recreate such a character so fully and believably.

[@namecomingsoon9517]

I would rather go see a great doctor who has terrible people skills than a normal doctor with normal people skills

[@RobTheSquire]

As Dr House says..."Everybody Lies"

[@Noah60]

I wonder if she watched "the good doctor"

[@joseesparza6460]

Man house is like my favorite show.

[@LuisVazquez-hx3bk]

Dr. House is not just a doctor, he is a researcher. All the cases that aperd in the show are conditions that no other doctor can treat because are new or unusual. He can't show emotions in his job. I like it because he always discovers the reason and the cure for elness and I learn more about deserning.

[@clint7247]

Mousey Medical Show Watch Party next stream!

[@aleksisgabliks3881]

Going from House to bit of Fry and Laurie was definitely odd

[@NickN56]

Mousy is a true mom she knows things about birth

[@TheRealZachHadel]

Some people be like: death? bad. medicine? worse!

[@davidhouston4810]

Ironmouse's hatred of medical shows, and House in particular, it so funny, she is speaking from experience. Her reactions are great, I just Love Mousey, Ha Ha Ha.

[@forgenorman3025]

I think this video solved a mystery for me! So I had an ex nearly two decades ago, that died of cancer a few years ago (he was abusive, he brought it on himself and the world is better off), and because he was so afraid to confront his own mortality that he refused to see doctors, by the time he _was_ dragged to the doctors' office by his then wife he was in stage 4 and it had metastasized so much they had no idea where it started. Well when Mousey started talking about inhalers I randomly remembered my ex being prescribed an inhaler of some kind. I looked it up- *44%* of people with asthma are at a higher risk of developing lung cancer. I'm pretty sure now it was lung cancer he had. Also I'm in 100% agreement with Ironmouse, House sucks balls of all types.The characters, the writing, the plot... bullsh!t.

[@isoinisolation1795]

i love house. House is my spirit animal

[@jtspgs1986]

angry mouse is probably the funniest thing in the world

[@USSAnimeNCC-]

Can we all agree to have circumcision illegal either male or female maybe unless if it a medical emergency seriously it's not a good idea

[@spiderjeranimo4992]

Sherlock Homes.

[@RaisonLychi]

I just liked house because you'd watch the first opening scene and try to pick out the person whose gonna be diagnosed with lupus.

[@Dmn_f_Tm]

I PROMISE MY WEINER SHRUNK AND HID BACK INSIDE OUT

[@SowhYT]

I love House so much, top tier watch.

[@GearDiego23]

On the first house clip, he was just messing with them. It was all a lie.

[@RandomGirl119]

As much as House MD drives people crazy, the whole point of the show is that he's able to make diagnoses in cases where no one else can, so the patients are so desperate for a diagnosis and/or for their life to be saved that they have no choice but to put up with his BS. And he gets away with constantly breaking the law because he's such a valuable asset. He's an a-hole with serious problems who goes into a downward spiral over the course of the show, and everyone around him enables it because they need him. It's wild and maddening.

[@CHSidChou]

literary died... but on camera, so worth it

[@khalidpatterson1422]

Two ppl shiting on house is fucking hilarious 😂😂

[@_oe_o_e_]

I’ve ALWAYS hated House Md as a show, it’s so nice to hear more people savagely dunk on it

[@SputDobt]

A ONE IN A BILLION CHANCE!! girl there are more than a billion people.

[@AokiZeto]

2:20 so yeah it is call parthenogenesis, and its more comon than u think in anaimal, komodo dragon are good exemple of this evolutionary strategy.

[@ExtremeMadnessX]

Monitor lizards, iguanas and geckos can do this, even some birds can do it, like condors.

[@Raczidian7]

This can happen in snakes as well!

[@charlesqbanks]

A doctor with bad bedside manners and doesn't stand on ceremony is someone who usually doesn't care about their patient and doesn't know what they're doing. This show is so painful to watch.

[@residentialpsycho1075]

I hated watching House for the same reasons. It drove me nuts. It was so stressful! My parents would sometimes watch it, though.

[@ZION73082]

Fiery Latino Mouse is S Teir! ☠️🤣🥰🤗😜

[@TimothoNuva]

Reject House. Embrace Scrubs.

[@keira3959]

pretty sure there was a tik tok influencer hospital show which aired like 2 or 3 episodes because of how hard it flopped. I will now dedicate my life to sharing the atrocity which it was to mouse, I lost braincells watching it, I would go as far to say that it was worse than Velma because atleast Velma was well animated

[@Bala_Niranna]

i havent been able to respect this show since they had House "disprove" asexuality

[@MaximillianGreil]

I love that Mousey gets more Hispanic the more upset she gets. (I'm cuban, and this shit happens to me too)

[@shadowrobot7708]

She keeps missing jokes by either talking over them or pausing in the middle of them.

[@titansaint]

part of the reason house gets so wacky every time is that its supposed to be a sherlock adaptation. doesn't make it a good one. nor does it make it a good show in general lmao.