This Is Why We Should Be Sending Women To War. Shawn Felipe

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Dry Bar Comedy

Dry Bar Comedy

Күн бұрын

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@lowlightevangelist9431
@lowlightevangelist9431 Жыл бұрын
He overcame some deep audience silence to deliver a funny set of jokes about race, butts, food, math, friendships and family Funny! His mom's reply about wishes was superb.
@jasonbailey9139
@jasonbailey9139 Жыл бұрын
That last line is what prompted me to hit the like button on this video. That was gold!
@jgunn03
@jgunn03 11 ай бұрын
You forgot to add he made jokes about women . . .all based in myth and patriarchal stereotyping.
@lowlightevangelist9431
@lowlightevangelist9431 11 ай бұрын
@@jgunn03 I included his mom, who is a woman, cause biology isn't politically correct.
@SadeWatkins
@SadeWatkins 11 ай бұрын
This !!!
@HallieWiseleyCraig
@HallieWiseleyCraig 11 ай бұрын
I’m surprised the audience laughed at all. Until he got to the stuff about growing up as a Thai immigrant, his jokes were as unoriginal as they come. The first 5 minutes of his set could have passed as a parody of trite stand-up.
@kcl060
@kcl060 Жыл бұрын
OMG!!! I am a woman, and I am screaming laughing! My stomach hurts on that first part! I laughed so hard on that last part while I was coming down the stairs that I literally had to sit down and double over laughing! If I were in that audience, you would've heard me over everyone. He is the funniest comedian I've ever heard! I didn't even think funnier was possible. Hats off, man!
@shawnfelipe
@shawnfelipe Жыл бұрын
Thank you !
@cc.99-b5v
@cc.99-b5v Жыл бұрын
Totally agree 😂
@cc.99-b5v
@cc.99-b5v Жыл бұрын
Literally as your name was said double 4:16 this was cute
@lovechallanges1608
@lovechallanges1608 Жыл бұрын
My daughter and I busted out laughing when he said. At least you know you're the problem 😂😂😂😂😂
@nancyhowell4505
@nancyhowell4505 Жыл бұрын
@loveschallenges1608 That was the best comeback! A perfect zinger to be used ASAP. 🙂👏
@mareezy
@mareezy Жыл бұрын
@@nancyhowell4505 😆 🤣
@LilByrdFly2
@LilByrdFly2 Жыл бұрын
😂
@Ming1975
@Ming1975 Жыл бұрын
😳 So mom was not the laughing? 🤭
@crystalfulton7684
@crystalfulton7684 3 ай бұрын
True words
@mareezy
@mareezy Жыл бұрын
He's hilarious!!! I'm a wife and I approve 😅. "Throw them chocolate" 😂😂😂
@AndriaTheKobold
@AndriaTheKobold Жыл бұрын
"Throw them chocolate and potato chips and ice cream and RUN!"
@mareezy
@mareezy Жыл бұрын
@@AndriaTheKobold yes yes and yes!!
@lorisewsstuff1607
@lorisewsstuff1607 Жыл бұрын
The worst part of menopause is my husband doesn't throw Hershey kisses from across the room anymore. 😂
@Yesterdayrose2811
@Yesterdayrose2811 11 ай бұрын
Pringles and KFC nuggets
@davethehatatkins708
@davethehatatkins708 5 ай бұрын
"And now they cry... " 😅😅😂
@laryneskridge-williams7200
@laryneskridge-williams7200 Жыл бұрын
"What do we do?" " I don't know say sorry... and mean it. Don't look them in the eye" 😂
@rhondahulett9763
@rhondahulett9763 Жыл бұрын
He's starting to understand Women 😂!
@KruNBassa
@KruNBassa Жыл бұрын
I was in tears😂
@whitneysimon6828
@whitneysimon6828 Жыл бұрын
I read this comment in his voice. And I saw this like 3 weeks ago. Bwhahaha
@jazzi1887
@jazzi1887 11 ай бұрын
I love the fact that if it’s true all women just shrug and laugh about.
@Audii0605
@Audii0605 Жыл бұрын
"Let them sync up....now that's teamwork" 😂😂😂😂
@ghost84429
@ghost84429 Жыл бұрын
His impression of his mom's accent, facial expressions and posture are perfect.
@GYakobian
@GYakobian Жыл бұрын
Odd pacing in his delivery, but once you sync with him it’s hilarious 😂
@samtung83
@samtung83 Жыл бұрын
Lol he talks about syncing at 1:50 😂
@bigstonez1125
@bigstonez1125 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing until he said he lived in Hawaii
@AishawithanEye
@AishawithanEye Жыл бұрын
Sounds like something a white dude would complain about. I thought it was perfect.
@GYakobian
@GYakobian Жыл бұрын
@@jeffsher - maybe both? - everyone has a rhythm and how they deliver thoughts and speak, he seems to have a funky “off beat” pace? Dramatic example William Shatner - 🤷🏻‍♂️
@MarkoAssi_pokervlogger
@MarkoAssi_pokervlogger Жыл бұрын
Why Hawaiians look like Filipinos?
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 Жыл бұрын
“Harder than math and I’m Asian.” 😂
@katefree9539
@katefree9539 Жыл бұрын
He is hilarious, but I also want to give him a hug and bake him a cake. Lol
@AbbyPhillipsIsPeaches
@AbbyPhillipsIsPeaches Жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh! I was thinking this!
@jamiestewart7327
@jamiestewart7327 Жыл бұрын
Anyone else expecting to see a hard-core lezzo from the thumbnail photo???? Anyone?...😅
@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl
@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl Жыл бұрын
​@@jamiestewart7327no, I don't think anyone expected to see your daughter on stage.
@misbahailia3345
@misbahailia3345 Жыл бұрын
Right, he gives good guy friend vibes. He's like a chill version of Ross, from friends.
@liannemarie2504
@liannemarie2504 Жыл бұрын
​@@jamiestewart7327I really, really did🤣🤣🤣
@succulentplant1985
@succulentplant1985 Жыл бұрын
"Mr. October" went over everyones heads, I was laughing so hard I choked on my coffee
@Western_ENT
@Western_ENT 9 ай бұрын
I don't get it?
@succulentplant1985
@succulentplant1985 9 ай бұрын
Mr. October, as in when firemen do those calendar shoots @@Western_ENT
@christiroseify
@christiroseify Жыл бұрын
LOL "its not going to come true.... because you said it out loud..." ROTFL
@ShadowGhost-n8d
@ShadowGhost-n8d 3 ай бұрын
Lmaowroflpimp. Hahahaha
@12thDecember
@12thDecember Жыл бұрын
People sometimes name their dogs the oddest things. A local guy actually named his dog Reality. So he would let the dog out and if it didn't come back in soon, he would go out in the yard and start yelling, "Reality! Reality!" 😄
@TheGuyerLife
@TheGuyerLife Жыл бұрын
My dogs name was Chalko because he origjnally belonged to my teacher first. He used to toss the chalk over his shoulder in clas and when he missed the holder, Chalko would run up and eat it so all the kids started calling him that. We ended up with him because my teacher ended up moving somewhere that didn't allow pets.
@julieclark9173
@julieclark9173 11 ай бұрын
When I got a dog, I had to go out and yell the names I was thinking of, to see if they flowed off my tongue! "Dixie" won!
@cindynewman902
@cindynewman902 3 ай бұрын
Lol
@Nick_Nightingale
@Nick_Nightingale Жыл бұрын
He is funny. Need an 1 hour special ASAP!
@gregpeters592
@gregpeters592 Жыл бұрын
Funny funny funny!! I went to school many years & every year with Asian friends. My best friend is Asian & also was my best man. Gifted artistically, mathematically, musically, humor! Love him! Love you Shawnie!😂
@Jules-dn9jl
@Jules-dn9jl Жыл бұрын
This guy is awesome. Can't wait to watch his whole show. :)
@Becky_Cal
@Becky_Cal Жыл бұрын
War enemy: “We don’t know (what’s going on). All we know is they’re not talking to us right now.” 🤣🤣🤣
@aliciamitchell6044
@aliciamitchell6044 Жыл бұрын
The fish sauce - I was dying. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt!
@janetDT1904
@janetDT1904 Жыл бұрын
"I got married...then I couldn't wait to die" 😂
@matildamaher1505
@matildamaher1505 Жыл бұрын
I laughed so loud when he spoke about women made perfect for war, when in pms that was hilarious
@feralkat9370
@feralkat9370 Жыл бұрын
Super funny guy! His last bit at the end copying his mum's accent is so good, incl the attitude.
@organist1982
@organist1982 Жыл бұрын
It reminded me of how Anjelah Johnson imitates the nail salon ladies! 😂
@cindyhoomalu1566
@cindyhoomalu1566 Жыл бұрын
My first dog that I had as an adult I named Popcorn! Best dog ever!!! If I went outside naked to yell for her, she would have made that a fun game for everyone! 🤣
@shawnfelipe
@shawnfelipe Жыл бұрын
What for real? Hahah
@eleayafrost7951
@eleayafrost7951 Жыл бұрын
"not gonna come true, coz you say it out loud"......🤣🤣🤣
@mishong3
@mishong3 Жыл бұрын
he is hilarious! Clean jokes and very entertaining.
@samtung83
@samtung83 Жыл бұрын
As an Asian i can relate to the fish sauce. Kids at school always said I smell like food.😅
@BearingMySeoul
@BearingMySeoul Жыл бұрын
I'd describe the smell more like 'feet' but still not great. LOL The best fried rice has fish sauce tho! You definitely have to open some windows if you don't want it to linger!
@dissposableaccount
@dissposableaccount Жыл бұрын
I'm asian, we don't use fish sauce but we have some fermented tofu, its pretty bad as well. If you even touch it with your hands, you need to wash your hands with toothpaste lol
@norettaminnaar1923
@norettaminnaar1923 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 good one even the enemy will be confused 😂
@chelsea65030
@chelsea65030 Жыл бұрын
Bahaha, this is BRILLIANT! I never heard Shawn before. I like his style of comedy! And he makes every day relatable stuff so funny. 😅👏
@maryambibiabdullatifzargar
@maryambibiabdullatifzargar Жыл бұрын
I love the sense, when his mother said, it doesn't gonna be true because you said it out loud.
@exile4life174
@exile4life174 Жыл бұрын
Ive got a dog named cookie and he loooooves jumping the fence to go make new friends in the middle of the night , my little girl named him so after many of nights of yelling cookie into the air freaking out my neighbors i trained him to respond to a clicker just for that reason. lmao he thankfully has since calmed down
@karmakameleon113
@karmakameleon113 Жыл бұрын
Slow start, strong ending. Would love to see this same set with a more energetic crowd that Shawn could play off of.
@geofiggy
@geofiggy Жыл бұрын
Well done Shawn. ❤
@whitneysimon6828
@whitneysimon6828 Жыл бұрын
So nice I had to watch it twice. I can't wait till his whole special comes out
@pvelvet1483
@pvelvet1483 Жыл бұрын
I wish it was longer, this guy’s hilarious!!!
@iampoch01
@iampoch01 4 ай бұрын
What she said
@allthingsnu4673
@allthingsnu4673 Жыл бұрын
He did the research to confirm that fish sauce smells like butt. 😂😂😂
@emwhaibee
@emwhaibee Жыл бұрын
Props to the guy for putting himself out there! 😁
@daisyy99
@daisyy99 Жыл бұрын
He is hilarious. His jokes are so imaginative.
@shirleyminassian1547
@shirleyminassian1547 Жыл бұрын
😂
@jerseystrong3424
@jerseystrong3424 Жыл бұрын
I’m crying and dang neared peed myself from laughing so hard 😂😂😂
@verenamaharajah6082
@verenamaharajah6082 Жыл бұрын
Very funny! I loved his mimicry of his Mum!
@janetDT1904
@janetDT1904 Жыл бұрын
"I'll get a baby" 😂 not sure that's the way it works.
@ursaltydog
@ursaltydog Жыл бұрын
Poor man.. his mom understand the superstitions of making a wish after blowing out the candle.. but not that candles are supposed to be ON a cake..
@pr3tiigirl4u
@pr3tiigirl4u Жыл бұрын
I have watched it on repeat 3 times and am still laughing every time 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@evelyntan5588
@evelyntan5588 5 ай бұрын
Loved this. Refreshing to hear jokes that are not about the overdone themes.
@kagepoker
@kagepoker Жыл бұрын
It just kept getting better 😂
@Estherbethe1...
@Estherbethe1... Жыл бұрын
I've been saying it for years... an all female army on week 3 and that war will be over in one weekend 💅
@joiesamaniego3056
@joiesamaniego3056 Жыл бұрын
unfortunately, I saw this as a comment on a post a decade ago and I never forgot this. I should've screen shot it. This American guy's sentiment about young men and women being sent to the middle east. Like when women are menauposing are perfect cause they won't back out. He was serious and really mad at Obama et al. I am glad this guy made it better I could imagine it now as funnier
@organist1982
@organist1982 Жыл бұрын
His imitation of his mom's accent reminds me of how Anjelah Johnson imitates the nail salon ladies!
@heathermetz6576
@heathermetz6576 Жыл бұрын
2:18 “Throw the chocolate!”
@Lil-Britches
@Lil-Britches Жыл бұрын
"I need to get my steps in" imma definitely go to jail for using that. 😂
@scootover7
@scootover7 Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard, I dang near spit out my tea .
@nicolehubbard3536
@nicolehubbard3536 Жыл бұрын
"Say sorry" 😂
@googleaccount-np9mn
@googleaccount-np9mn Жыл бұрын
Up and coming! Great set 😂😂😂
@samfisher2306
@samfisher2306 10 ай бұрын
"All we know is they're not talking to us right now"! 😂 Detente!! That thing is a nightmare 😅
@HelovesU-we4qh
@HelovesU-we4qh 3 ай бұрын
Absolutely hilarious!🤣😂🤣
@anastasiya8314
@anastasiya8314 Жыл бұрын
The last part I was in tears 😂😂😂😂
@paulg5220
@paulg5220 Жыл бұрын
That was hilarious! I watch a lot of comedy shows. I haven’t laughed so much in a long time.
@mgyrn
@mgyrn Жыл бұрын
To be honest. We should. We’re ready. Women are smart and strong too! We can protect our children , husband, wife, brothers and sisters.❤ We need each other. Don’t forget in WW2 women helped. They worked in the factories, like men jobs. So the youngsters men out there don’t be fooled. Women are capable to fight.
@mintyyddeonu
@mintyyddeonu 10 ай бұрын
"All we know is they're not talking to us right now" HAHAHHAHAHAHA it's called the silent war 😂😂😂it makes men overthink lmao..
@Pinkdaimonddragon
@Pinkdaimonddragon Жыл бұрын
He left the best for last. 😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
@-l485
@-l485 Жыл бұрын
moms are really the dream crushers of the comedy world lmao
@robertlodge5297
@robertlodge5297 Жыл бұрын
Laughed OUT LOUD the whole time
@raerae6422
@raerae6422 Жыл бұрын
Same here! Loved it!
@anitamitchell3452
@anitamitchell3452 Жыл бұрын
Need more of this guy! Fresh!😁
@FVWhimsy2010
@FVWhimsy2010 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious AND adorable!
@haroldlipschitz9301
@haroldlipschitz9301 10 ай бұрын
This is an awesome set. Keep doing your thing Shawn, we want more!
@katiedrew4708
@katiedrew4708 Жыл бұрын
A friend who lived in a housing complex had a small dog his lids named. "Tinkerbell", picture him calling the dog!
@katiedrew4708
@katiedrew4708 Жыл бұрын
Glad I proof read! Kids, not lids!
@mwenyamutale1513
@mwenyamutale1513 Жыл бұрын
Such originality 😂
@mybachhertzbaud3074
@mybachhertzbaud3074 Жыл бұрын
Well, thank you for showing me a whole new pain! My gut has reached an 11 on the chart from laughing. Perhaps now regular old MS pain will be a "pudding" walk? 😜
@kdcbattlecreek
@kdcbattlecreek 11 ай бұрын
😮😅
@masjter
@masjter Жыл бұрын
Love his delivery!!!
@karenbarthold1777
@karenbarthold1777 Жыл бұрын
Great jokes! Made me stop crying to laugh to cry! Much better! ❤
@illye6000
@illye6000 Жыл бұрын
Lol the throw the chocolate 😂😂
@JohnTheRevelator11
@JohnTheRevelator11 Жыл бұрын
Omgawd more of this gem!
@ChayrityPerez
@ChayrityPerez 3 ай бұрын
Bust out laughing 🤣 🤣🤣🤣
@tayhwahtang2325
@tayhwahtang2325 Жыл бұрын
Oh my tummy hurts so much!!! Too funny!!!!
@RastaVidaOffici
@RastaVidaOffici 10 ай бұрын
First time hearing this guy....awesome! ❤ from Sydney Australia
@dreamwalkerday3342
@dreamwalkerday3342 Жыл бұрын
Where have you been? So good to find a local comedian!!!
@arcoiriserin
@arcoiriserin Жыл бұрын
Oh my god...he's hilarious! 😅 hope to see more of him. Come do a show in Oklahoma! And take me back to California on your way back to beautiful Hawaii....🥺
@stevenporter863
@stevenporter863 Жыл бұрын
2:35 Self checkouts aren't supposed to be faster. They are cheaper for the store and get free labor from their paying customers. 😂😂😂😂
@Lil-Britches
@Lil-Britches Жыл бұрын
I refuse to use them literally because of that. It takes forever to get 2 drinks but I got time if I'm at the store
@terfalicious
@terfalicious Жыл бұрын
We should get the employee discount!
@stevenporter863
@stevenporter863 Жыл бұрын
@@terfalicious ... Or at least a self checkout discount.
@declamatory
@declamatory Жыл бұрын
When I do self-checkout, I always miss some items because of poor training!
@stevenporter863
@stevenporter863 Жыл бұрын
@@declamatory Nice try😄😄😄. The bagging area weighs everything. Even when I scan everything it still calls someone over every time. 😄😄😄
@fusedemotion333
@fusedemotion333 Жыл бұрын
This dude gave me asthma I laughed so hard. 😂
@nhiarslain2422
@nhiarslain2422 Жыл бұрын
The VNms mom’s accent is spot on. Birthday soupy sweet dessert is also right on. Lol
@rolliekirby6889
@rolliekirby6889 Жыл бұрын
You are outstanding 😂
@jayfrancis84
@jayfrancis84 2 ай бұрын
I've been in a warzone with a female service member. It was the worst idea the US military has ever had. She almost got me killed when she froze up during a mortar attack.
@aspcia
@aspcia Жыл бұрын
When I left Hawaii I couldn't wait, I had island fever - but I was over it on the plane lol. I cried cause I wanted to move back 😅 Now I want to move to Hawaii one day, but I won't since I'm not native ☹️😭
@napez4126
@napez4126 Жыл бұрын
Laughing all the way in South 😂
@JuneKG231
@JuneKG231 Жыл бұрын
This guy is going places!
@rodonthespot
@rodonthespot Жыл бұрын
Chee Whooo!!! Right on Shawn, you took that leap to the mainland and stuck the landing. Keep on being funny and entertaining 😂
@everydaylivingcommunity
@everydaylivingcommunity 11 ай бұрын
He is half Thai, half Filipino. His mom is Thai, mostly raised as Thai American - He said in one of his interviews.
@realemonful
@realemonful Жыл бұрын
He was better than I expected lol
@davidr9876
@davidr9876 Жыл бұрын
Kid goes home, mom asks what she did at the park that day. "I met a man and pet his Peter" Missed opportunity right there lol
@Neion8
@Neion8 Жыл бұрын
'Sir can you help! I can't find my Peter!' 'Have you tried looking down?'
@iangreen180
@iangreen180 Жыл бұрын
"It's not going to come true, because you say it out loud."
@mrsjessicalove27
@mrsjessicalove27 Жыл бұрын
He's pretty good! 😂
@deeannabratton9991
@deeannabratton9991 Жыл бұрын
Thanks, needed to hear this!!!
@vernessatucker8647
@vernessatucker8647 11 ай бұрын
He is hilarious! 🤣😂🤣Love this.
@jennymontulo5146
@jennymontulo5146 9 ай бұрын
Good job! ❤
@SHELLEYSOLOMON10
@SHELLEYSOLOMON10 Жыл бұрын
"Throw the chocolate!" 🤣😂🤣
@FashionedbyGodsdesign
@FashionedbyGodsdesign Жыл бұрын
Look I’m a female and I totally agree with what he saying I’m 32 to and I’ve said the people that should go are women and people that go to jail
@Daymickey
@Daymickey Жыл бұрын
I need more of this guy! The butt thing was hilarious! 😂
@indras175
@indras175 Жыл бұрын
hands down one of the best ROFL sets🎉🎉😂😂😂😂🎉🎉
@lucystephanieproperties
@lucystephanieproperties Жыл бұрын
Lol had me laughing a lot. 😂
@jesusisreal000
@jesusisreal000 Жыл бұрын
Good set Shawn😀
@001minky
@001minky Жыл бұрын
I love the entire set!
@nishkhahish
@nishkhahish Жыл бұрын
Loved this
@mareeannehutchings945
@mareeannehutchings945 Жыл бұрын
Throw the chocolate 🍫 lol
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