This Is Why You NEVER Piss off a Gangster

[@warmma5620]

Don’t be a Tito and follow me on Instagram: instagram.com/uncle.chael/?hl=en

[@artcarrasco9]

Bill Smallwood a name that will live forever in disgrace.

[@MatiasCumsille]

Dla gang

[@joerivandeweyer3056]

I don't have instagram but I have youtube 6 days a week, 5 days a week ill go on youtube 4 days a week and then one of those days i'll go on youtube 2 days a week. Does that make me a Tito?

[@ngatiarihi8502]

Marshall Tito was good and cohesive for the former Yugoslavia

[@supremeleader922]

Lmfao.

[@JA-ev7om]

_"That was a nasty line by me."_ *I fuckin' love Chael* lol

[@taguefrizzell8718]

Hey, they don’t call ya the bad guy for nothin😂

[@kdburner7356]

i use this daily

[@berekexer8158]

This is where Jolie's wife came from. How the times change

[@creamjuicer5322]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@surtrlombarde4243]

Tito said he never was married though. The joke is kinda dumb at that point.

[@zac2780]

I bet Chael watches these videos everytime they come out 😂

[@JiraiyaPilled]

Chael makes these videos

[@zac2780]

@@JiraiyaPilled🤘😂

[@JiraiyaPilled]

@@zac2780 it’s funny because it’s true

[@zac2780]

@@JiraiyaPilled starting to see all his replies

[@mikebarrett3982]

I'll bet Uncle Chael doesn't read nor give any comments the light of day. The biggest arm in west Oregon doesn't have time for all that.

[@globalevents0]

"How long are you going to hold a pen in your hand without writing anything down?"

[@Ream334]

Classic

[@stevenlittle4194]

Fucking brilliant how can anyone NOT like the bad guy?

[@petersymes5104]

After he said it I couldn’t stop noticing the pen

[@PrgressiveHouse]

That was a perfect response

[@davereynolds7472]

Never say this to a writer.

[@linusolsson5173]

Chael never used steroids, it was just his overwhelming manliness that the test never could handle

[@angelcardona9422]

Lol yoo this killed me

[@richdude8150]

Lmao as funny as that is some people test are actually way above normal due to chemical imbalances caused by other conditions that is not steroid use but have not seen that argument in court as yet

[@Flyzoola]

@@richdude8150 Thats because people experts (read: not some asshole online) actually know what the parameters for elevated testosterone from hormone abuse look like, and they also know what congenital hormonal imbalances look like, from actually attending an institution of higher education to learn how to spot bullshit.

[@dillon6280]

@Brian Beatty you dont understand how to read ig

[@niallfinan]

Fax

[@MrDuffy81]

I have a completely new respect for Chael after watching this. He handled that race baiting trick extremely well numerous times.

[@allenangaw4827]

You mean the men who us race to promote all his fights.

[@MrDuffy81]

@@allenangaw4827 no…That’s not what I mean.

[@BillyBob-wq9fl]

@@allenangaw4827 what are you… a liberal university professor .. Teaching white kids to hate themselves??

[@TheCrazykid439]

@@BillyBob-wq9fl yes😎

[@zackrichards2263]

@@BillyBob-wq9fl boy are they getting swindled, I chose to skip college and hate myself for free.

[@City0fTroy]

Dan lebatard got released from ESPN a couple days ago 🗑😂 another win for the bad guy

[@NicolaMaxwell]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bmoredrew4724]

That guy was one of the most boring talk show host ever but his dad was cool lol

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

What the hell took them so long? They should replace him with Uncle Chael if they want actual people to watch...

[@cj6580]

Dan la retard

[@spicysauce6533]

Dan eternally BTFO by Chael Sonnen. What a jobber that guy was.

[@guyathfaiz4479]

Interviewer: Why have you been too nice to Jones. Also interviewer: why are you mean to black people.

[@clairetexas4586]

Being nice to jones because he was scared and not mean, but just putting together some good journalism facts to get an opinion.. You're an amateur.

[@coolguy_6433]

@@clairetexas4586 just sounds like racist baiting to me

[@Iroxit]

@@clairetexas4586 maybe, I'm not sure of the timeline on any of this stuff, but I think he was implying that dude was being nice to jon Jones because he'd read the race-baiting article, and had adjusted his behavior as a result. And thats why dude might have said he didnt read teh article

[@D_2387]

Chael pointed that out later in this interview

[@chagOwwuUUu]

@@clairetexas4586 He was being nice to Jones because, Dana asked him too. Jones said he will not hold back on whooping Chael because of how he talked about smacking Anderson's wife's ass. Also, Chael has and proved when he's in the TUF house it's all about the new guys he's coaching not him, not Jones nor Wanderlei.

[@celtic69]

“The mean streets of west linn Oregon” gets me every time

[@josephkelley8641]

that's a great line - I'm gonna steal it - albeit it with-respect.

[@thedodsonful]

is west linn oregon known for its safety? i just honestly can never tell if Chael is serious or not. so, is oregon good or bad in terms of crazyness

[@isaacleisure8838]

@@thedodsonful it’s the 36th safest city in America

[@thedodsonful]

@@isaacleisure8838 ah okay haha

[@pubstomperf1229]

@@thedodsonful millionaires and mainly white people live there I’m from Portland I should know😂😂

[@senormuchinex7330]

Tito, tell us another story about a jackal and a lion.

[@nass-3484]

With Christopher Walken

[@kidpresentable6004]

@@nass-3484 now children what did I tell you about the scooching

[@nass-3484]

@@kidpresentable6004 and a Lion

[@jujo1032]

Tito tell us SOMETHING that is not boring to hear.... no scratch that instead of talking just put on music when its your turn to talk. Real note it always seem to be extra quiet when he is on stage .

[@mmooraj]

Oh he actually would tell u another story knowing Tito

[@svenhassel7536]

I love the way he destroyed that last prick

[@danielshelley6249]

Look, that guy was a nobody prick and I respect Chael and guys accomplishments, but getting upset and freaking out doesn't equate to "destroying" someone lol If anything, in the moment, that guy "destroyed" him, but I'm not on his side, he's a nobody and just wanted his fifteen minutes by shitting on the accomplishments of a better man.

[@v0VeNoM0v]

@@danielshelley6249 he wasn't getting upset or freaking out, he was just setting the clown straight because he was flapping his gums far too much, pretty sure chael was just surprised at all the bs falling out dude's gob

[@georgejohnson8751]

D-bol95 nobody is an understatement fools name is bill smallwood

[@georgejohnson8751]

Bill Smallwood check that losers KZbin channel

[@Vottafoki]

@@georgejohnson8751 Is that the guy with a 4-9 MMA record

[@rellbandoo6572]

The blue eyed German part is platinum.

[@mariopierce517]

💀

[@jjjjphhh7479]

@Khabib Nurmagomedov from the mean streets of Frankfurt Hauptwache

[@prolifeuk6659]

Chael "Mein Kampf" Sonnen

[@jjjjphhh7479]

@Khabib Nurmagomedov Marrokanerrrr mit Baba Lockenn

[@codyrockarano5220]

Absolutely based

[@TheGreatOne777]

Real talk..... chael destroyed that guy

[@mansooranwari7053]

I sell ass whoopings son

[@surtrlombarde4243]

He's just another white guy yelling. There's nothing more than that. That's impotent rage for a man who only touches other men when he's paid. His whole act is something out of WWE.

[@surtrlombarde4243]

@Knockz-XC stop getting hard ons for shitty fighters, pal.

[@KimberUs]

@@surtrlombarde4243 you touch other men for free? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@vaden706]

One of my favorite lines "well Dan I dont have all the details but if you said it you're most likely wrong" 🤣🤣🤣 so simple yet perfect

[@tsquirrel8675]

Chael Sonnen for president 2024 💪

[@iwannabethekid34xc]

I would vote so hard for that lmao no joke

[@nass-3484]

Putin vs Chael for the heavyweight belt

[@sethiddings7293]

Yeah he'd fit right in with his money laundering fiasco XD

[@_ugly_jumpers_work3611]

better then biden, chael sonnen 2024

[@joshm.2964]

Hes a republican so yes

[@s.y9660]

Undefeated undisputed

[@gavino9718]

He lost before

[@BuckyMcCletus]

@@gavino9718 why would you lie and slander the goat himself's name, Uncle Chael Sonnen?

[@gavino9718]

@@BuckyMcCletus he lost before

[@samw9305]

@@gavino9718 good Lord dude. It's a joke. Please. Stop. You've commented on multiple videos. Please bro, just let us have our fun. Yes we can read where it says he got like 10-15 losses or something. LET US LIVE OUR LIVESSSSS

[@gavino9718]

@@samw9305 lmfaooo which video did you see me from 😂

[@tylermanuel1623]

“How long you gonna hold a pen in your hand and not write anything down”. Ahah he’s quick

[@deavenhayes8187]

He’s so good

[@Adam-uz9sc]

Even when Chael loses he still humbles his opponents

[@TiMbO_sLyCe]

But he's never lost though.

[@karsensaulters4114]

How could you lose if you’re undefeated and undisputed?

[@has4458]

Fym? He never lost

[@snuglife4595]

Never even lost a round so u better check your “facts”...

[@TiMbO_sLyCe]

The GOAT list: 1. Chael Sonnen 2. Artem Lobov 3. Everyone else

[@Johnnyp88]

This man is the best, the funniest, and the most professional troll I have ever watched. I love watching his interviews. Much love Chael, much love and respect

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

"Some witch doctor waves a fish bone in front of your face" 🤣

[@SuperPeterok]

and hopes your mouth feels better

[@thekidskushed]

The creativity on these are impressive

[@dawidzych9457]

Its true

[@genox3636]

I'm Brazilian and this happens.

[@edvinparmeza1298]

From what I've seen, I have realized that one of Chael's biggest strengths in trash talk is to let the other people speak endlessly, because he knows they will just embarrass themselves, and his stare without changing his facial expressions just makes it even better XD

[@skelkelian]

shoutout to the clown in the last clip who allowed chael to create that legendary clip

[@clairetexas4586]

Legendary clip?? Lol u might want to expand your horizons just a tad bit... Chael cut him off because he knew the oklahoma guy was on to something, Chael was scared he was making a point or good question so he replied with some amateur hour banter, just some ra ra dumb sh!t instead of intellectually keeping up with the question, and seeing what the guy actually had to say. Chael was triggered and reacted defensively, albeit in a dumb way. Dont dodge the question and threaten a reporter to run, for some hype from the audience. Chael is smart, smart enough when someone smarter than him is gettimg ready to confuse or expose him... Thay showed so much insecurity and fear by chael its far from legendary. Level up you dull minds

[@skelkelian]

@@clairetexas4586 i’ve heard of you, i didn’t think i would ever meet you, but ladies and gentlemen, this is anderson silva’s fan, i heard that he had one.

[@jeriellopez4927]

@@clairetexas4586 what the real talk dude said was not really high level. Just some shit to piss off a gangster.

[@clairetexas4586]

@@skelkelian wrong. Spider always left me a bit bored and his stunts against weidman were a joke... Try rich franklin, mighty mouse, forrest griffin, dan henderson, matt serra, lyoto machida and stephan bonner. I like guys that don't act like pieces of manueur for fans hype and cash. I live in a world where niceness doesnt always equal weakness. Chael is a try hard who is very very smart. He knows how to subtly incorporate different subject matter in a cryptic manner.

[@clairetexas4586]

@@skelkelian you would ask chael for a selfie. I would ask him for a fight.

[@monarchis2935]

Never piss off a gangster

[@gavinfarris7624]

"you're going to look foolish in the presence of a genius"

[@xNFxCarBoNS]

"What is your name again? Who are you?" totally paved the way for McGregor's "who da fuq is that guy" line...

[@conormurphy2947]

“That was a nasty line by me”😂😂😂

[@xhonatanblini]

Jon jones

[@societyilogicallogic960]

@@xhonatanblini bruh

[@whyistherumgone5693]

@@xhonatanblini lol

[@remokelm1838]

He should've followed up with:"She took more shots to the face than Tito." That would've been even more epic.

[@kingrider75]

😂😂😂 lot of truth to that!!!

[@davemeads859]

LoL Savage af 🤣😂🤣

[@codyeble6764]

That's a nasty line by you..

[@ThaRealDrJ]

Anik is a boss for that last clip

[@ItNeverBeganBuddyBoyo]

But not for ben rothwells octagon interview 😂

[@JohnDoe-ij7et]

Haha fully.

[@chasetalkshiphop9029]

“Just to correct you it was never no marriage”

[@antuanperez426]

@@alover466 He’s trying time dismiss Chael’s line by saying he was incorrect, because Tito technically was never married to the pornstar but Chael called her his ex wife.

[@alover466]

@@antuanperez426 ohhhhh Got it 🤣 Thanks

[@TERRORdrigo]

he says "never in no marriage"

[@idontcareaboutyouropinion8999]

@@alover466 it’s funny because it’s like responding to a “yo mama so fat” joke with “Yeah? well my mom has type 2 diabetes so suck it.”

[@Lynx-lh9it]

Poor tito

[@curtisc6429]

Paul Daley’s reaction 😂😂

[@gscryinlikeabitch]

The amount of fun Paul Daley is having just witnessing Chael vs. Tito is something spectacular. Respect to Daley too he has some of the absolute craziest knockouts in mma and some damn good fights especially the Diaz fight. Definitely check out his knockouts of Lorenz Larkin, Scott Smith, Brennan Ward, my personal favorite has to be that thundering uppercut in the Romario Manoel da Silva which happened during Bamma 14. Daley might not have the best record in mma, but he throws down every time and he's got a fantastic technical striking.

[@anonymousanonymous5327]

@@gscryinlikeabitch I met Paul Daley at the senni show years back, he wasn't appearing he went a s a fan, and was so humbled I recognised him, real down to earth guy

[@abderrahimabderrahim6659]

@@anonymousanonymous5327 so humble*

[@HomeOnTheRanges]

When he said in the “presence of a genius” I died laughing! Chael is the man

[@rskillz333]

Uncle Chael is American blessing. A true hero. Undefeated, undisputed, and absolutely unrivaled in banter

[@Gogoplata]

0:56 Uncle Chael is so gracious, he cut out Tito's "bad girl" reply to spare him from further embarrassment.

[@PrgressiveHouse]

Chael is so smart, it's crazy

[@peterbullimore7150]

I bet Chael rewatches these with a cigar and a glass of whiskey chuckling to himself. I know I would.

[@gregoryl.levitre9759]

Naw, it's just another day for him. He's just being himself.

[@Kingagneljoseph]

Only Chael can deliver that “ex wife” line effectively without stuttering

[@pyramidiot2283]

The line about holding the pen was great, made me lol. A very satisfying video.

[@ComaToast1]

On behalf of the black community we would like to claim your man ! 😂✊🏿✊🏽✊🏾❤

[@HipHopAn0n]

Chael P Sonnen: the P stands for African-American

[@gregoryl.levitre9759]

Chael cannot be claimed by any group of people, he claims you or he destroys you.

[@C-Swooop]

Man i wouldve loved to see chael and connor go back and forth lmfao shit wouldve been pure GOLD for eternity 🤣🤣🤣

[@dansker4185]

I think they already did.

[@gregoryl.levitre9759]

Connor isn't an intelligent trash talker, he just spits and screams.

[@adrian.o4495]

Chael is straight out of a movie I swear😂

[@leegibbs5317]

I love it when Chael says "That was a nasty line by me".

[@ilkovic8772]

1:14 I feel like Chael almost cracked up at that joke bc he defo didn't expect that... I certainly cracked up

[@GarrettDavisHustle]

Slight movement of the lips if you look close

[@Notpoop906]

maybe if you're autistic... anyone else can tell Chael had no idea what he was even referencing

[@rhyssmallwood333]

I don't get it, not American

[@meancheeto]

@@rhyssmallwood333 college, Oregon ducks

[@miguelangelcifuentescruz689]

I think he almost felt offended..

[@bamxz9336]

The race baiting thing is easily one of the funniest things on the internet, and I cant wrap my head around Dan's need to say "give me something, you gave me nothing on that" like he thinks hes some great interviewer and every question has to be answered with great introspection😂

[@BrandonLawrence]

chael was just too intelligent for that so called interviewer to handle

[@gregoryl.levitre9759]

@@BrandonLawrence it seemed like it was more like the Interviewer was too stupid for Chael to know how to respond. The logic in those questions were on par with the skewed logic of a Hollywood SJW. It always amazes me how many people there are on TV that have the IQ of a turnip and no social skills that are holding down jobs in which the person should be highly intelligent and possess exceptional social skills. It shows how rigged everything is. You wouldn't see much of that in an actual meritocracy, if any at all.

[@Player-fl4zl]

He does hold a pen and writes absolutely nothing down.

[@DMWBN3]

"The mean streets of Westland Oregon" I'm English and can tell that's no rough place... classic line.

[@MandenTV]

It’s only not rough because the man with the biggest arms in West Linn calmed the streets

[@ourtime-downhere6931]

It's West Linn oregon and you're right, back when Chael would've grown up there is was an extremely safe and affluent area. Still is although the Portland area as a whole has completely went down the toilet and become a complete dump.

[@garymac5571]

@@ourtime-downhere6931 safe and affluent? Chael had to see people littering! And his dad barely made 100k some years. Does that sound like a safe and affluent area?

[@KimberUs]

@@garymac5571 not to mention people just publicly jay walking; the cops were present, and did nothing to stop it.

[@exoticclegend1524]

0:55 that laugh was everything 😂

[@ShawShank-kr9wq]

I can’t believe people put Colby or Connor in the same class as this genius

[@billythedreamer]

If Chael came after the McGregor period he'd be a superstar. It's insane how witty he is in a career where people get their heads smashed in.

[@BrandonLawrence]

mcgregor was famous bcause he’s irish , if compare the trash talking Chael is far more better

[@gregoryl.levitre9759]

@@BrandonLawrence yep. Connor just spits and screams.

[@minnaraiha2979]

Saying "No" and just staring is just a brilliant move

[@ILSLF]

Chael killed that oklahoma musical watching, real talking, sunglasses wearing chump

[@jakewilkinson520]

"That's like saying we're sending you to the Dentist in Brazil"😂😂

[@CoDpRoDoUs]

“Are you gonna tell me what you grew up around or not?” No. Chael is the goat

[@darcyshaw4938]

1:34 get wrecked lmao

[@CaptainBuggyTheClown]

Anik raising chaels hand was so perfect

[@fedup7941]

Dude is GREAT at mental warfare. The more I watch, the more I love it.

[@KuyaArbee]

love listening to CHAEL! use to hate the guy but now realizing it! he's ENTERTAINING AF! and he is captivating lol

[@Cornrelish1600]

7:11 “One more for the bad guy” was the best way to end this video

[@uhyeahno7333]

Yeah jon anik is pretty damn chill

[@marksibley4546]

Great fighter , Great entertainer ...... we need more of him because sports are boring right now

[@UMBChannel2019]

Well they have conor mcgregor but I'll be honest to you Chael Sonnen is way better MMA trash talker than Conor Mcgregor

[@RichKulakowski]

One of the best trash talkers of all time! Makes fighting even more fun to watch for sure!

[@joshknight8973]

Perfect example of how media works. They keep asking the same race questions till you answer then they got you. Chael is unbreakble.

[@aricstradtmann9972]

Tito actually thought that correcting Chael actually made the line hit less but actually he made it worse for him 😂😂😂

[@steveac9734]

Lmao years ago I used to really hate chael but he's really grown on me over the years lol dudes a G😂😂

[@zatchg1212]

Watching Chael’s interviews never gets old

[@ethanbarnhill5948]

Chael when he turned around by asked are u gonna tell me....."no" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Marley999888]

The pen thing is one of the greatest come backs I've ever heard.

[@superwhiteboy619]

Two of the luckiest men on Earth Thaigo Alves (when Chael fought Anderson the first time) and Paul Daley (when Chael fought Tito). You could tell they were having a good time 😹🤣🤣

[@biddledoo5089]

Best smooth shit talker. Love him.

[@golab135]

he's handsome, funny, and he has a big mouth, idk why he's not in Hollywood lol

[@AnadroJ_TV]

Hollywood would resent him. Too smart for their sheep culture.

[@gregoryl.levitre9759]

They despise white heterosexual males, especially Alphas.

[@NicolaMaxwell]

That was a nasty line by me 😂 gets me every time

[@gigglesworthproductions4032]

Chael murdered that guy in the last clip. Especially with Anik raising his hand like that

[@rickintexas1584]

I love watching Chael Sonnen. He is truly a UFC Gangster.

[@73searay]

Chael is so funny man. He's cool. Have to catch more of him.

[@codyeble6764]

Paul Daleys reactions to Chael were almost as good as Chael delivering his lines themselves

[@ducheau100]

I Love the banter with Uncle and Dan. I can't tell if Uncle really likes him

[@henry410axe9]

"waves a fish bone in front of your face and hopes your mouth feels better..." I'm crying!!!!

[@squizill]

Love him or hate him, chael is the smartest troll in the galaxy

[@mikelitorous5570]

The video should have been called ‘This is why you should nevee piss off a gangster’

[@madebytaeg]

it is titled that now, so what was it before?

[@mikelitorous5570]

@@madebytaeg no I’m a genius, and because Uncle Chael was face to face with greatness he was forced to change it.

[@friend7681]

@@mikelitorous5570 cmon man tell us

[@mikelitorous5570]

@@friend7681 don’t remember now hahaha. Think it was something like don’t try and trash talk with Chael or something

[@koeit7981]

Gansta**

[@zawarali7422]

you know the ex wife line was nasty cause even paul daley had his reaction lmao

[@robertsarorn6273]

Paul Daley’s reaction to Chael’s insult 😂

[@FaisalQuadri22]

How long are you gonna hold that pen and not write anything down 😂😂😂 fuckin gold

[@craigross341]

I love Chael. He sells tickets, and he knows he's doing it.

[@happylarry7533]

Tito actually thinks his got millions of fans haha deluded

[@kosaveli6668]

Tito wasn't a meme until he pissed off the gangster lol

[@Inquisitor_Vex]

That last one was freaking epic.

[@benjaminbird7178]

Lmfao Jon Anik raising Chael's hand at the end was perfect

[@ATCRyderX]

Chael cuts a better promo than every Superstar since WWF changed to WWE. Beast!!

[@jdsrealisticreviewsrants4482]

Thats right. ONE MORE FOR THE BAD GUY!!!

[@derrickdavis4488]

Once again my hero Chael has served the sarcasm..I love this guy

[@longlivesports5987]

“How long are you gonna hold a pen and not write anything down” had me 😭😂

[@mattdunivan]

I can't imagine how fucking hilarious Tito's speeches sound as a mayor

[@redheadredemption2]

I looked up West Linn, Oregon. The "mean streets" are actually an affluent neighborhood ranked as one of the best places to live.

[@titansfan1274]

That’s only because Chael was hired to get crime off the streets look up before Chael started running security for them it made my hometown of Memphis look like Disney World

[@derf_world]

Its sarcasm you twit.

[@KingLouis420th]

Dude, come on.

[@noahc8997]

What are you talking about? West linn is the most dangerous place in america

[@bryanmoseley9887]

Thats the joke...

[@TriangleChoke831]

Bill Smallwood has a career MMA record of 4-9 and was running his mouth to Chael. Almost have to feel bad for someone that oblivious and downright stupid.

[@timslee0618]

Later Chael admitted. They talked one on one after this q&a session was over

[@Mister_Citrus]

'How long are you gonna hold a pen in your hand and not write anything down' LMAO

[@bowens2666]

I sometimes hate Chael but when he talks to Dan I absolutely love him

[@luckthegambino5809]

Uncle Chael hit Tito with the death blow 😂

[@kishdogg1594]

Chael was the Best Talker in The Biz for years Great Lines ..The Good Old Day

[@BryanSwink]

Damn Uncle C is a monster on the mic! With intellect ... which is rare

[@Xformat01]

Finally . . . something utterly remarkable to watch on KZbin . . . Uncle Chael.

[@Xformat01]

@Zpicy Meataborhl Jr Oh

[@Beardsandbars]

That man took the comment about his non-existent ex wife really personal.

[@thedondaithi1304]

“Its Garble Garble Garble Mr. Sonnen”!!! 💯😂😂

[@Reidweber14]

That line to Tito will always be funny😂😂