This isn’t a loop…

[@bikerboy9411]

After many seconds of research conducted by myself and Harvard graduates, I can confirm, this isn’t a loop

[@chowder-]

nice lsc banner 👀

[@bikerboy9411]

@@chowder- 🫡

[@kkarbokgaming4556]

The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more. The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball. However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter. Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible. It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value. In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation. Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage. When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings. Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building. Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox. If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique. For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed. For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa. They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower. The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push. A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower. This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower. The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it. A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower. Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense. The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the enemy will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, use a spell like Arrows to render the opponent defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is. A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily. A risky play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts. If the opponent does not react fast enough, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough.

[@aydennaz9276]

@@kkarbokgaming4556 no one asked

[@digitail4000]

​@@kkarbokgaming4556 bro wrote more for a youtube comment then me for my end of year exam essay

[@B1ngB0ng-_-]

As an eardrum, I can confirm I’m not alive.

[@r84onow6]

LMFAO

[@dictator2912]

Bro I was wearing headphones on high volume, my eardrums are dead 💀😭

[@skilledmemoryroblox]

@@dictator2912 wasnt even that loud

[@thormckinley1264]

💀

[@MIDO44444]

As a discord user who experienced many earrapes I can confirm I saved what's left of my eardrums

[@Vinsmokez_Zoro]

My eardrums will never be the same. Thank you kindly sir

[@ΡΙΤ]

YEAH😂

[@ElyasDaSuperSaiyan9767]

Yes

[@W-meme]

You're a kid, whenever sm1 says turn volume up turn it down.

[@W-meme]

@dontclickmyvideo4978 wow didn't know i was fat thanks for telling me 😂

[@crazyphantomz4088]

Why is there beef in this chat

[@BobBloxer]

This woke my mother from her coma, thank you!

[@ElGat00_YT]

BRO HAHAHA

[@JustACod]

I think I had a stroke listening to this

[@giorgiagdgomelashvili1116]

😂😂😂😂

[@PaintedDisc]

@@ElGat00_YTbro = bridge 🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@user-uj7nm8si9y]

Dude I'm bout to fucking die of LAUGHTER😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Zygoatgamer]

special thanks to Michael Storen for always posting quality, thought-provoking content like this.

[@ag9mm]

Hi

[@tav_ish]

Yeah and thanks for him breaking my ears

[@shin-fy3jy]

​@@ag9mm hi

[@mp-510]

Yeah, hes truly an inspirational man 😊

[@leopardgb]

What is wrong with him😂

[@Paige_araiah]

Can confirm, this isn’t a loop 👍

[@ag9mm]

Au

[@tav_ish]

This isnt a loop 💀

[@DaBooost]

Yes

[@ShrekisthebestSwampHumper]

do you play kacha

[@Deleated118]

Correct

[@UhmActually.]

Bro dropped the cleanest loop in all of KZbin Shorts history and thought we wouldn't notice 💀

[@warpedpresent5947]

not loop*

[@erenyayger3840]

🤓

[@TZ_]

This isn’t a loop

[@spooderman26]

It's actually not a loop

[@aeyes1314]

​@@spooderman26 seriously???no way

[@vlngaming6354]

As a deaf person I can confirm that it was so good and relaxing that the people nearby me were blushing and staring at me

[@user-lq5et8lg7f]

@@kylexus5401what’s a pfp and why is everybody saying it

[@Ztroit]

​@@user-lq5et8lg7fprofile picture

[@OfficialRalph_YT]

@@user-lq5et8lg7fit means profile picture, profile picture + short term = pfp

[@user-lq5et8lg7f]

@@OfficialRalph_YT oh thank you so much that makes a lot more sense

[@kylexus5401]

@@user-lq5et8lg7f profile picture

[@Atomic_General]

Man, he seemed so trustworthy. I was betrayed

[@mallow2429]

It is not a loop, my brother. He shall bust just as he has said.

[@moonshotss]

It’s not a loop look 0:19

[@Bonk33321]

Ok but how tf do you trust this menace to society

[@L1wanag]

​@@Bonk33321 he aint a menace he is just feeling a bit quirky rn

[@theLASK]

Proof that people cannot be trusted

[@notmaster1]

The Loop was truly inspiring.

[@chocoatemilk9227]

not a loop

[@sheleryshtickproductions7070]

This not loop*

[@Nix27.]

This isn't a loop.

[@msbowhnter]

This isn’t a loop

[@CubsaW]

this isn't a loop

[@cyberreatronprime]

Can we all appreciate Michael being so truthful and honest to his audience. What a kind soul.

[@stan2950]

Fr

[@martymar6707]

200th like

[@EncoreBetch]

I turned my volume up every loop just because I knew he’d do something downright despicable like this 💀💀💀👏

[@peterbourke4604]

wheeeeeseses

[@Nick12_45]

The bar at the bottom: "Im boutta end this man's whole career"

[@alex135t]

based

[@umutvuralkurt5023]

it doesnt exist

[@boxmantherandom]

@@umutvuralkurt5023 on certain devices it doesn't

[@Mr.MisterX]

Yes

[@BlackSpongebob77]

The fuck you mean he literally said this isn’t a loop brotha 🤦‍♂️

[@The_Engineerr]

Nah, you can't catch me. When somebody says to turn the volume i always get trust issues.

[@KrakenTheProGuy]

FR

[@adamdabest1514]

Yeah same

[@not.sentinel.87]

Don’t worry we can always trust our savior Michael Edit: mistakes were made

[@StrongestKryptonian]

Fr

[@zNorthdak]

Same

[@yodachameleon5952]

I can definitely confirm this is not a loop. Thank you for blessing my ears with such a beautiful not-loop.

[@qloxer1264]

BIG BLACK BALLS

[@friendlyfriend7846]

BRO I WAS SITTING NEXT TO MY PARENTS AND MY VOLUME WAS SO HIGH. 💀💀

[@Vent906]

Bro woke up my whole house💀

[@OverPressureYT]

Same 💀

[@bubguntherrobertson]

As a loop, I can confidently verify that this is indeed NOT a loop. ✅

[@gh0stmvp]

​@@User-x5d9c its a joke

[@alexreed-mq5er]

@@User-x5d9c 👎

[@bubguntherrobertson]

@@User-x5d9c we've been compromised. Fall back!

[@accountdeleted9387]

​@@User-x5d9c mikey says you make a pretty mean pizza!

[@User86865]

How to make someone deaf: 1. tell them to turn up the volume 2. Play the loudest noise on the planet straight into their ear

[@lordofx1smry]

"Thanks for the heartwarming reminder for me to keep my eardrums alive" Eardrums 2023

[@thelastdrugbender9715]

Such a fucking legendary pfp as a shadow fight enjoyed I see you as a w

[@lordofx1smry]

@@thelastdrugbender9715 yeah blue is my favourite colour so like why not lynx's seal? Love the pattern on it too. He was also a kind of hard boss too ngl

[@thelastdrugbender9715]

@Lord Of X1SMRY for me ngl butcher and wasp weren't stronger than lynx and prolly widow too lynx hermit titan and shogun were real strong ones

[@lordofx1smry]

@@thelastdrugbender9715 yeah yea agreed. But like i didnt know skill that time i played lynx. When I played the game again he wasnt as hard anymore. Shoguns pretty annoying with the damage absorption

[@sungjinwoo7822]

​@@lordofx1smry shofun was harder than titan for me

[@mats2824]

I felt the last 6 seconds, truly heartwarming Edit: Damn 2,6k? Thanks commenter nr 10 for being liker nr 2,6.k Ive never gotten so much

[@baaa838]

You mean you felt those seconds coming inside of you right?

[@Jack_Thatcher_]

​@@baaa838I did

[@Star-pj1vn]

Yeah, it really spoke to me, it was truly amazing.

[@baaa838]

@KZbinrs First Video Known oh cool, early bots

[@Bonk33321]

Finally a good comment that doesn’t say the other thing

[@2xtrxppy]

After unplugging my earphones and going into my parents room blasting this video full volume, I can definitely confirm that this isn't a loop

[@ItsThatGuyOverTheir]

I agree

[@Starry4lifer]

I hope your ok

[@DonEduardo69]

You good?

[@Saitam_772p9]

Welp rip

[@Largeamountsofbeans]

Lmfao

[@bloxicatedyt1914]

Michael made me wake my parents up at 2 a.m in the morning to “iM bOutA cUM” I guess I’m a goner

[@Josiah_Vidzro]

We’re you a goner?

[@CakeSwiftie]

Ambatukam

[@Josiah_Vidzro]

@@CakeSwiftie uuuuuuuuuum

[@user-wv2df1le2j]

As a deaf person this music was so melodious and earwarming😊.

[@SixYT91]

the music: JAHDLAUSPHEOWJSOAKLSJDOAKSOJPAJAKAJSKSJSKJSKSJSJSISIISKSKSK

[@phelopatirbeshay3855]

Bro 💀

[@zenplays8090]

R u actually deaf? If so, I am too!! (Not joking)

[@ReviveDud]

non-deaf person sit near you: 🤨

[@snowingtundra4355]

💀💀💀💀💀💀😊😊😊😊😊

[@DoGeduoes242]

That’s me when I have that full blast through my house💀💀💀💀💀

[@BananaJay3030]

Full blast in my house🥵🍦

[@SCRUMP_DIDLY_RUMTIOUS]

@@BananaJay3030 NAAAAAHHH 💀

[@AZKstation]

​@@BananaJay3030 NAHHH JIT SUSS

[@yourlocalhampter2567]

@@BananaJay3030bro.. Can i join?

[@larryhurt8069]

OHHHH HELLLLLLL NAHHHHHH JUTTRIPIN 💀

[@Max1musPrime]

Bros got the gaslighting rizz💀💀

[@kkarbokgaming4556]

The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more. The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball. However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter. Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible. It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value. In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation. Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage. When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings. Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building. Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox. If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique. For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed. For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa. They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower. The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push. A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower. This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower. The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it. A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower. Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense. The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the enemy will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, use a spell like Arrows to render the opponent defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is. A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily. A risky play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts. If the opponent does not react fast enough, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough.

[@infinite195]

@@kkarbokgaming4556 ok 👍

[@Chaotic_evil_duck]

​@@kkarbokgaming4556 okay this is very useful

[@abcdefg9825]

rip headphone users who actually turn their volume too 1000%

[@endrikovorklaev5772]

my ears are dead bc of “this isn’t a loop”

[@John_Pork_Is_calling_John_Pork]

The perfect loop doesn't exi--

[@elliejackson1191]

The perfect comment for this video doesn’t exi--

[@IAce-_-I]

​@@elliejackson1191 the perfect reply to a comment doesn't exi-

[@memetrones8340]

@@IAce-_-I The perfect reply for the perfect reply of the perfect comment doesnt exi-

[@𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙩-1850]

@@memetrones8340The perfect reply for the perfect reply for the perfect reply of the perfect comment doesn’t exi-

[@TheWeirdcoreMan]

@@𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙩-1850 The perfect reply for the perfect reply for the perfect reply for the perfect reply for the perfect reply doesn’t exi-

[@apollogaming5571]

“I’m Batu Khan.” Those words are so inspiring that it makes me ‘bout to blow

[@anony-moon]

Me? Gay

[@anony-moon]

Blow who?

[@ilam2399]

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[@isimpforredcharacters]

I thought it said MAMA MY VAGINAAAAAA OWWWW

[@Aufa9715]

No its AMBATUKAM

[@Chizinky]

as a loop I can confirm this isn't one of us

[@drewpadlie8737]

I can make a loop with replies "Brother" 'copy this and type which number you were in the loop 100 spots left' (ORIGINAL) *pst don't copy the original part or this part pls, thank you' 👇 pls 🙏🙏🙏

[@lukesmith8007]

100 like

[@huntmercury]

@@drewpadlie8737 loop no 3

[@subhaanmohammed]

@@drewpadlie8737 deez nuts

[@Chizinky]

@@huntmercury nah loop sideways 8

[@I_Collect_souls_idk_why]

Man it was so relaxing, feel bad for the people who scrolled

[@VibeyLiam241]

the ending was so unpredicted, it truly cured my depression, add and eating disorder

[@KudaXD]

As someone who has touched door knobs, I can confirm this isn't a loop 👍

[@RebrandedExploitz]

try touching the house

[@theman3190]

Try touching grass

[@BE-16]

such a relaxing and heartwarming sound my grandma saw heaven after listening to this 💀

[@farhatsultana589]

Rip

[@muntakaanjum4581]

💀💀

[@Mrlemon896]

Maybe her ears are in heaven💀

[@RuperMan]

@@Mrlemon896”yes they can see your ginormous belly”💀💀💀

[@Goedits-q1l]

My ears hurt now thanks 😊

[@lebstor5682]

Me watching this at 3 am killed me, ty

[@ELITEPMC05]

Thanks man,my dad heard this and now I'm being buried alive.this was inspiring 💀

[@jjelite68]

what a nice dad taking you to the gulag

[@Randomuncle]

Father,son relations Oh how nice

[@ELITEPMC05]

@@jjelite68 truly amazing 💀

[@user-wg6gp6yh5x]

Damm

[@RigTags]

You have a nice dad fr

[@k_rran7488]

Bro my soul came out of my body and danced breakdance 💀💀💀💀😭😭😎

[@electricboltund]

Me too 😭

[@KinG-nv3gj]

I want this beautiful music to be played in my funeral

[@AJMUSIC2010]

Thank for giving my heart and ears a jumpscare bro 😂😂

[@Insightwaves896]

I can watch this loop for my whole life just for him. Such a wholesome person

[@chuunibs]

its not a loop

[@Sansyuko]

​@@chuunibsthis is loop🔥

[@Nightmarrionne]

@@Sansyukonope

[@DuolingoWrath]

This isn't a loop.

[@rkbrazzz]

now i’m getting kicked out of my apartment for putting this onto a speaker to check if i’m deaf. keep it up michael

[@volextheviper5906]

I personally lose trust when someone says “turn the volume up”but since it’s Michael,I never lose trust in Michael

[@amxliaaa]

Not me wearing headphones 💀

[@RandomAssCanadian]

I can feel Michaels wisdom of men coming inside of me, thank you for this crucial information

[@kkarbokgaming4556]

The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more. The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball. However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter. Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible. It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value. In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation. Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage. When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings. Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building. Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox. If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique. For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed. For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa. They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower. The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push. A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower. This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower. The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it. A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower. Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense. The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the enemy will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, use a spell like Arrows to render the opponent defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is. A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily. A risky play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts. If the opponent does not react fast enough, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough.

[@Switz174]

​@@kkarbokgaming4556 🤓

[@Demi-Joker]

​@@kkarbokgaming4556 Dark Hunters, like most of the class roster, were introduced in EO1 (and I should really find a different way to introduce these things than that). They were kinda finnicky in terms of usefulness there due to how EO1's disables worked. Firstly, monsters only had two non-damage resistances: ailment resistance, and bind resistance (stuns did not count as ailments, effectively meaning every enemy had 100% stun resistance). Disable chances also were not influenced by any stat at all--the formula was literally just SkillBaseChance * TargetResistance. Since most bosses had 5% resistance to ailments and 25% to binds, this meant inflicting disables was irritating at best, even though all disable durations were hard-coded to be 5 turns. Moving back to Dark Hunters, they were basically a support class that could deal some minor damage. They did have Ecstasy for a big damage skill, but, uh, good luck setting that up. Given that Dark Hunters were slightly underpowered in EO1, Atlus saw fit to overbuff them in EO2 and make them ridiculously goddamn good. This is mainly through the Dark Hunter Force skill, Dominate--which was a guaranteed complete bind on one enemy. Dominate completely ignored resistances and even immunities, meaning NOTHING in the game could stop it (well, there was one enemy that would punish you quite heavily for using Dominate, but that's another story for another time). In addition to that, they also had Climax, which was almost-guaranteed instant death to an enemy under a given HP threshold--55% at level 10. While this didn't work on (most) bosses due to their immunity to instant death, FOEs, crucially, did not have instant death immunity, effectively meaning that a level 10 Climax meant any FOE had 45% of its actual HP. After a complete absence from EO3 with no parallels, Dark Hunters kinda sorta a little bit showed up again in EO4, as Nightseekers. I include all of those ambiguous adjectives because while Dark Hunters and Nightseekers are both about disabling enemies while dealing damage, Nightseekers focus solely on status ailments, and get BIG damage boosts from enemies that have ailments with their class skill (200% damage at the Novice level and 280% at the Master level). Moving onto EOU, Dark Hunters returned, nerfed in some aspects but buffed in others. Dominate was just completely gone (because EOU pretty obviously doesn't have Force skills), and Climax was changed to be a very big nuke instead of instant death, with certain enemies being able to ignore Climax entirely. Ecstasy, however, got buffed--hoo boy did it get buffed. In EO1 and 2, Ecstasy did massive damage to fully bound targets, but pitiful damage otherwise. EOU changed this so that Ecstasy's damage scales based on the number of binds the target has, meaning it's a very good ability even if the target isn't fully bound. As for EO2U, Dark Hunters mostly retained a lot of their changes from EOU, but the addition of passives like Curb ATK Up and Perseverance make them better at inflicting disables on their own. Ecstasy, for some reason, also got buffed pretty heavily, and became one of the best damage skills in the game. Most importantly, however, Dark Hunters gained Trance as their Force Boost--quite possibly the best non-Transform Force Boost in the entire game, as it doubles all damage dealt from a Dark Hunter to a target with binds and ailments. Dark Hunters are basically one of the better classes in EO2U, even if their usefulness (and damage) scale directly with how resistant a given enemy is to binds and disables. For optimum results, it's best to pair a Dark Hunter with a Hexer, but it's perfectly fine to run a party that just has a Dark Hunter on their own.

[@YungPickle01]

Now I can decide my clash roster

[@Rizz_guy]

Can i also come inside you 🥺

[@BunBunBunnylover]

R.i.p to the people who had their volumes up and were sitting by their parents💀 Edit: Thx For 990 Likes :D Edit 2: Thx For 1K Likes💜

[@ItsYaboyAJ]

I had my phone connected to my speaker 😭

[@jordinavarro5926]

oof

[@sigma.alphagirl]

Thanks to your comment I was sitting next to my dad and turned volume off. but what did it say?

[@bormix-is-poor]

​@@sigma.alphagirl it was a random man screaming and moaning

[@spookieststories123]

@@sigma.alphagirl AHMBOUTACUUUUUUM

[@Gun255]

bro had the chance to rickroll us 💀 Edit: wat 48 likes?

[@RobloxBedwarsPlayerOficiall]

yep I thought it was a rickroll so I turned the volume to 0

[@OPEMILIANO12]

​@@RobloxBedwarsPlayerOficiallits isn't a rickroll its just a loud sound

[@sakmadik69420]

this worse than rickroll for those without earphone💀

[@OPEMILIANO12]

@Friskwastaken me too my ears are ded after that

[@icedtea32]

Bro had one chance to rickroll us

[@HhdhhshdHushehdu-ev8sh]

my cousin was in the room while I was watching this, thank you so much

[@dillanwindsor8914]

Man that white bar at the bottom really done him dirty 💀

[@Insanearc]

Fax, but you gotta respect the fact he tried

[@ArethaN.A]

Same😂

[@lucywright4479]

Bro breaks the sound barrier 💀

[@_dishwater]

This, Michael Storen, was so inspiring to me. It just helped me get through my drug abuse and when you said this isn’t a loop that just broke me. So thank you.

[@ThatEmperor793]

My Respect for his honesty 📈📈📈📈📈

[@ImwhopeoplecallMrE]

I was in Studyhall, and everyone looked at me like I was watching porn. Thanks

[@CrapyToilet]

Happens to the best of us😂

[@JacksContent]

Remember headphones next time lol 😅

[@Porschekid2]

Skill issue

[@Sleepy_Kittysune]

Bro same!... except it was porn... and I was jacking it....and it was at a funeral.

[@rollinchristiansen6038]

get back to work man

[@cone2642]

This feels like a FNAF VHS tape thing. With the text demanding that you turn up the volume, and the weird distorted screams

[@donutguardian25]

Weird distorted screams? More like screams of pleasure💀

[@user-od5ms8vp4m]

The fnaf vhs tape: 🤤🤤😫😫🥜🥜

[@CcDragz]

@@user-od5ms8vp4m uhhh are you okay, teste conta?

[@TripleR6394]

Ammbaatukaaaamm aaaaaaghhh aaaaaahhhhhhhhaaa

[@goofball925]

Note to self: Don't watch Michael's shorts at a family dinner

[@Iceshocker5555]

Bro got me at the end😂😂

[@sexypotato699]

That man made my mom wake up at the end💀💀💀

[@funymanrae3191]

May this person rest in peace

[@short.scoobi3977]

Cap

[@ArkhamC1ty]

​@@short.scoobi3977and how tf would u know

[@slumpyr]

​@@ArkhamC1tyfr

[@JacobDeltaYT]

​​​​@@short.scoobi3977bros stalking him🥶🥶🥶

[@LyingOstrich]

This isn't a loop. This is excellent.

[@GodofRacism69]

R.I.P to the people who are secretly watching the video while their parents are in the nest room sleeping.

[@deeziltheskibidi]

God bless thoose that happened like that

[@adawdsadawdasda]

*next

[@skyyguns]

Nest room? 💀💀💀

[@bigassboooty]

​@@skyyguns☠

[@ñəméĮéšš]

what did it say? it's distorted

[@user-innacessiblefinity-2026]

*a perfect loop exi-* Edit: the removal of "doesn't" was intentional.

[@nvr_wndr]

after getting a degree in therapy and talked to many people about there trauma with this video i can indeed confirm this isn’t a loop.

[@MisterHamiltonn]

After being one of your patients, I still think this is a loop.

[@Justpassingby204]

So inspirational, really needed this today

[@NovaR.L]

I woke up my whole family at 3:00 AM Caus I thought it was a loop

[@LTAPROD]

As a LOOP I can confirm this is not me. Edit: I was like “how tf I be getting 117 likes and no replies 💀”

[@ZoidVERSE]

I guess I'm your first reply

[@Xgames_077]

You woke up my entire family, congratulations 😂

[@d_0tco]

The microwave at 3am:

[@todoplays6969]

XD SO TUEEE

[@Not_YourDailyChomper]

UNDERRATED COMMENT LMAOOO

[@laceyking6499]

BAHAAHA

[@Diamond69263]

RIP those who’s parents were sleeping 💀

[@truthful_drift]

when the red line destroys your loop 😂

[@CarlisleDV]

True

[@ireneruiz4603]

true XD

[@tigermantigerson3952]

Facts

[@rierz_yes]

pov: u use ur pc instead of phone

[@anAdvancedWeeb]

💀

[@OneAndOnlyTM9741]

It was truly heartwarming to hear the last 4 seconds of a man moaning beautifully 😊

[@granata_227]

i think thats actually hitler moaning 💀

[@OneAndOnlyTM9741]

​@@granata_227Tbh yeah I might have to agree with that 👍

[@skwillywilly]

As a headphone user, I am no longer a headphone user.

[@TheCindyGee]

Same 😢

[@Pr1smn]

“Hearing aids user”💀

[@52_vr]

Bros jawline is bigger than the universe 💀💀💀

[@tsealeoTheGoat]

fuck i turned this up in the middle of class when i thought my airpods were connected WHYY MICHAELLLLLLLL

[@doctornick17]

Rip

[@kamradewilhelmii4072]

no way that’s real💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️ 💀☠️

[@akmglitchofficial]

Me with headphones in: i have beaten you Michael.

[@aasmigrover9262]

As someone who didn’t turn their volume up, i see this as a huge W🏆

[@LucasEgger-jt8lv]

as someone who turned their volume up i got jump scared

[@equa4803]

bro i literally felt the yelling coming inside of me and i freaked out😩

[@swantsa]

My sister in named yelling 😳

[@justdragon61]

…WHAT? 💀

[@truth6074]

​@@swantsaare you Chinese

[@swantsa]

@@truth6074 no I’m Antarctican

[@truth6074]

@@swantsa bruh that's my dream country 😭😭😭 you lucky af

[@dickmaster_2.0]

this loop was very inspirational, i have stared at this for 5 hours now

[@tobias_bateman5940]

Bro didn't watch the video

[@jennus30]

bro the end scared the frick out of me when you keep listening and goes so loud

[@mat.i]

I confirm, this isn’t a loop. After researching like mad, i finally agreed with Michael that this isn’t a loop.

[@I_love_jesus_1211]

Ur right

[@monkeyeatervryue-tv6xx]

Bro forgot to bring us blankets again 🥶😩

[@Gooble86]

Note to self: don’t trust these videos while at a family gathering

[@Ber335]

Thank you for saving me

[@froggyeapollovoski]

​@@Ber335?

[@-KALEBONRAGE-]

@jerisoneon9700?

[@thegamer1_plays]

​@jerisoneon9700?

[@thegamer1_plays]

@jerisoneon9700 ?

[@loreinaw808]

This scared the sh!7 out of me😂 I got headphones in man, and it's 2:00AM😭

[@baplo-mo9vo]

If you turn on subtitles, the same "this isn't a loop" keeps repeating, meaning it's the same video that hasn't ended.

[@TinDinoGamer]

me seeing the 🔴 moving at the bottom of the short

[@coolperson69420]

@@TinDinoGamer same lo

[@MrBingelton]

And that’s why Leon Edwards is the most aesthetic person in the whole multiverse

[@muhammadshafey1065]

Wrong place buddy 💀

[@chiknn]

@@muhammadshafey1065 No

[@hypedhcr2]

@@muhammadshafey1065 nope

[@SandyKoyaMain]

*As a 9 yr old kid listening to this short next to my parents at full volume..I can confirm this is a complete crime💀*

[@AZ-gm2md]

Y tf are you watching youtube next to your parents, without headphones

[@SandyKoyaMain]

@@AZ-gm2md isnt it normal to watch youtube without headphones???

[@AZ-gm2md]

@@SandyKoyaMain No, unless you're home alone or watching with someone else.

[@SandyKoyaMain]

@@AZ-gm2md Alright then, thank you?

[@dasfaxngl]

sorry but u didnt really have to say your age

[@Gad-warvin]

This is a masterpiece

[@gurshangill2425]

It was truly inspiring it made the energy wanna come inside me💀

[@peterleif2725]

Ayyyyyyo

[@fp982]

Bro, the white bar ended this man whole career 💀

[@ruben._._34577]

As a deaf person, I find this to be a very good loop

[@katalinhabony4190]

You're not even deaf

[@ruben._._34577]

@@katalinhabony4190 it was a joke but sorry if it flew over your head

[@katalinhabony4190]

@@ruben._._34577 I KNEW IT! 🙄🙄🙄

[@katalinhabony4190]

@@ruben._._34577 and it didn't

[@katalinhabony4190]

@@ruben._._34577 i checked it with that red line 😐

[@Vrxncq]

This is extremely emotional, The way that the inspirational words Are so nice, I really appreciate all of this this has seriously changed my life, And the way that the cat starts singing Monday left me broken was so sad but inspirational, Thank you for changing my life.

[@Rahhhhhhheaglescreech]

My brotha did his duties 🐐🐐🐐

[@Michael_Caceres]

Imagine watching this during thanksgiving dinner and 4 of your long lost families came to visit and this is what they hear

[@L0giBear]

u def did this bruh

[@crapaunknown]

My eardrums don’t get paid enough for this

[@wopper2790]

Lol

[@StrawberrlyOFFICIAL]

The red line that tracks the amount of time you watched this video and shows ur not yet done with the video ✨

[@MrsJoeBiden_orBrandon]

Wow Micheal I watched this video 2,003,069 times and yeah this definitely isn't just “a loop”. It was truly the ball tickling, booty jiggling, pee wiggling, the most epic, and greatest loop ever. Words can not sum up all the emotions and feeling this loop made me go through. First I was bored, then happy, then sad, then crying😭 and that does sound bad but that crying, then mad😡 and crying😭. Mad and crying so hard I was screaming, and banging the floor, pooping on the walls, creaming all over my pants. But that was actually helping me release my emotional trauma. It was so therapeutic, what a joyful experience tank you Micheal for doing all of that 👍👍🫡

[@simmeringpot]

Weak I watched it 4,206,942.069 times

[@Heisenbergisthename]

@@simmeringpot pathetic I watched it 69,696,969,696,969,696,969 times 10 to the power of 69 times

[@aps7637]

I shouldn't have enjoyed this comment as much I did

[@potito420]

​@@Heisenbergisthename L i watched if infinite times

[@s.las_]

what in the flibbity jibbit?

[@CreeperG0d]

Bro made thousands of people deaf.

[@Losenaim]

That's why Mr beast cured thousand of people deaf

[@ImJ3ssie]

im already half deaf

[@Harley.reid_]

I sent this to my Parents thinking it WAS actually a loop so they would keep watching it over for no reason.. next thing my mum gets it and that’s when I realise it actually WASNT a loop. There is still red marks from the spanking 😢

[@bentleybowell4359]

He had us in the first half ngl

[@SlayerX04]

bro that fr jumpscared me when i turned the volume up 💀💀

[@GideonIsSilly]

Micheal always makes me spread my cheeks so sweet 😁

[@PurePain_1]

*what* 💀

[@mr.sheepz7514]

Cheeks on his face

[@ItzSierra]

💀

[@ashergregorio6537]

As a graduate from loop university I can confirm this is not a loop✅💯

[@rackproblem876]

As an ear, I can confirm I am in heaven and gave me one last chance to come back right here

[@user-ce6ss1yz8u]

That noise got me dying bro good job🤣🤣🤣🤣😹😹😹😹😂😂😂😂