oops a typo at 2:55 meant to say "a well thought-out plan"
@eskuild11 ай бұрын
Skill issue
@sans407111 ай бұрын
Still funny ngl
@TheKingdomOfAldenburg11 ай бұрын
Kill issue.
@caominh862211 ай бұрын
Spell issues
@gudmansal346810 ай бұрын
funnier. it was thought, but not quite thought out
@Memerath Жыл бұрын
This just in: Local V-Model engages in arm wrestling match with the corpse of King Minos, wins
@roadkill.highway Жыл бұрын
can’t wait to hear this in the next ultraFM video
@noobplaye1218 Жыл бұрын
I red this in Mr. New Vegas' Voice
@PHOTON.thief.11 ай бұрын
the mouse vs the elephant
@robloxbot600410 ай бұрын
maurice vs Gilgamesh the Consumer of Reality
@Astaroth_Gaming6 ай бұрын
Evil Go-pro
@ratatouille5172 Жыл бұрын
Budget for V model: left arm: $43 trillion bobux else: $5 dolor
@cloudy7092 Жыл бұрын
you just learned how to say 1 spanish word
@marielosvindas124711 ай бұрын
@@cloudy7092what’s the word?
@cloudy709211 ай бұрын
@@marielosvindas1247 dolor=pain
@youmu833111 ай бұрын
@@marielosvindas1247 pain
@NicoPlayZ900211 ай бұрын
@@marielosvindas1247dolor means pain or smth i dont remember
@heiseiren766011 ай бұрын
Oh Lord; your punch is literally so fast it parries the projectile, then parries it after you parried it, and then continues to parry it till it’s out of Range. You basically SUPERCHARGE projectiles.
@TondarYZD11 ай бұрын
ultraparry
@gneu152711 ай бұрын
Hakita can make a style bonus for it if you can do it without the mod
@Tal_CH11 ай бұрын
"Get Ultraparry'd, you son of a bitch."
@thesurvivor643010 ай бұрын
@@gneu1527 Is it possible to parry a projectile twice??
@Wess64IDK10 ай бұрын
@@thesurvivor6430 im gonna tey
@Punn4sec Жыл бұрын
V1 stands for "Vibrator 1"
@antoniopenna8677 Жыл бұрын
And v1s bizzare adventure
@SantuaryTakke Жыл бұрын
Its Version 1 you pe-
@bobismad011 ай бұрын
buttplug support is real
@Flesh_Wizard10 ай бұрын
The V1 fisting device
@Koffie-mg1je10 ай бұрын
@@SantuaryTakkeyoure the kind of person to make a bad joke
@noahvadertheberserkerpacki660411 ай бұрын
V1 single handedly becomes Star Platinum
@VardocHunter11 ай бұрын
Ha, i get it "single handedly"
@noahvadertheberserkerpacki660411 ай бұрын
@@VardocHunter I did that on accident I swear
@TETANUS.11 ай бұрын
Triple handedly, if you really think about it.
@Flesh_Wizard10 ай бұрын
Car Platinum
@Gabriel_Dreemurr10 ай бұрын
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
@oopsidy Жыл бұрын
the whiplash is literally just a teleport with this mod
@TinyDeskEngineer11 ай бұрын
Whiplash goes straight through things at close range because of how fast the hook moves, it can pick up skulls through cages. If you step back a little bit it works fine, and is basically the only way to consistently pick up/put down skulls.
@ujmeadelostherliver11 ай бұрын
knuckleblaster is also a consistent way to place down skulls
@BOXMAN201811 ай бұрын
Yes, V1 finally has a Stand
@helpme16511 ай бұрын
He IS the stand
@Sole_Survivor.10 ай бұрын
Oraora!
@ThomannsDylwanS5 ай бұрын
@@Sole_Survivor. Cheers!
@Sole_Survivor.5 ай бұрын
@@ThomannsDylwanS lol cheers.
@jupiter7762 ай бұрын
USHAAAA!
@Fireafyanimations29911 ай бұрын
Alternate title: V1 becomes the average short-ranged stand user
@zahrachughtai33613 ай бұрын
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
@Bam_gooberido2shortsАй бұрын
why do i keep seeing this type of comment
@PeriapsisStudios2000 Жыл бұрын
if V1 ran on deuterium fusion instead of blood
@smurfcat2287 ай бұрын
D-T fuel fusion*
@qq3f5 ай бұрын
crack*
@Idontknowhowtomakegrilledchees3 ай бұрын
Caffeine*
@burberthetechpriest3 ай бұрын
the wrath of the Omnissiah*
@guardianhero61242 ай бұрын
Blood of the prime souls*
@iknorn949411 ай бұрын
THIS NEEDS TO BE A POWER UP IN THE GAME
@PHOTON.thief.11 ай бұрын
we got +weapon now we gonna +fisting
@thymecrafter3 ай бұрын
funni cheat
@davisdf306417 күн бұрын
Call it "Platinum Fists" or something like that
@Yami_gd6 күн бұрын
@@davisdf3064Maybe change the fist model to a "star"
@EchoIrl11 ай бұрын
fun fact minos prime doesnt call YOU weak he calls himself weak.
@TondarYZD11 ай бұрын
dam
@blugy99888 ай бұрын
makes sense
@EchoIrl8 ай бұрын
@@blugy9988 reply to this if you're gay edit why would i think this would offend ya'll i forgot we're ultrakill fans
@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e8 ай бұрын
@@EchoIrltoo bad
@gunplayspiano8 ай бұрын
@@EchoIrlfuck are we supposed to do
@dragonashly3383 Жыл бұрын
"hey" *casually punches a dude out of existence*
@DarcyKennedyGlitch-ur9je24 күн бұрын
Timestamp?
@kitniata875211 ай бұрын
"Let's compare our stand's punching speed, V1."
@lolliii54775 ай бұрын
"YOu already lost" -V1
@trollsansofficial3 ай бұрын
1:03 i guess you could say they died because of *whiplash*
@a_random_femboy_uwu11 ай бұрын
just to mention this mod is so powerfull that even pause screen doesnt stop it (yes, you can punch/parry while on pause)
@a_random_femboy_uwu11 ай бұрын
at lest it was like that a few weeks ago when i played with this mod
@a_random_femboy_uwu11 ай бұрын
also the damage from parry/punches stacks even when you are punching on pause so you can like wait till projectile would be close enough to parry then hit the pause and spam F for a few mins
@TondarYZD11 ай бұрын
dam
@randominternettoaster785911 ай бұрын
you can parry while paused normally
@a_random_femboy_uwu11 ай бұрын
Nah you can't I tested it rn@@randominternettoaster7859
@DanielKuligowski-y4o11 ай бұрын
You parry ALL the projectiles. Those servos so fast you're PARRYING the parry, 5 times over.
@Suiroyah7 ай бұрын
V1 said:THERE WILL BE BLOOD-SHED!
@G-mansp3aks11 ай бұрын
Imagine the hydraulics and technology humanity would to develop to make stuff like this possible
@itemboy6814 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes. Radiance 10 V1
@gramfero10 ай бұрын
not fast enough
@L3VAIATHAN Жыл бұрын
with the fast punch mod you could stack up 1m style wit mdk, and if you hold down f nd allat it gives you a shit ton of style + parries
@eWosMrV11 ай бұрын
So this is how royal guard actually feels like
@SecureContainProtect-CASSIE10 ай бұрын
If....Senator Armstrong was in ULTRAKILL
@VTubershostage Жыл бұрын
Damn he really did play ultrakill with one hand
@eWosMrV11 ай бұрын
The arm moved so fast that it broke my youtube
@TondarYZD11 ай бұрын
dam
@DailyLGTNG Жыл бұрын
I legit tought you were a big youtuber, you deserve a lot more subs!
@TondarYZD Жыл бұрын
one day bro 🫂
@DailyLGTNG Жыл бұрын
hope so!@@TondarYZD
@boxmantherandom Жыл бұрын
you can turn off the fast speed for whiplash, also fyi parry damage is STACKED if you think the high damage parry damage does alot is insane, wait until you check the settings
@TondarYZD Жыл бұрын
dear lord
@boxmantherandom Жыл бұрын
have fun!@@TondarYZD
@deleted-016 ай бұрын
lore accurate minos, the king of lust in the end
@b.e.h7324 Жыл бұрын
it lets you basically p-rank anything
@justdust23111 ай бұрын
Punch-rank (i want to kms)
@Codingtimex39 ай бұрын
The p means punches
@o_vizinho11 ай бұрын
Corpse of king minos fight be like: RULES OF NATURE!!
@Dhtyiyry11 ай бұрын
Its not a fight, its a slaughter.
@goober1309 ай бұрын
not a fight just a murder
@ElDeLasRecargas.2007 Жыл бұрын
Canonically accurate V1:
@lolliii54775 ай бұрын
realy?
@Four-53214 ай бұрын
7:59 LowtierMinos : NOW! "Fight Start" Tondar : *Rapid Punches* YAGHHHHHHHHHHH- (I Can't Hold My Luagh The End Is Got Me So Hard Ngl.)
@scrp66387 ай бұрын
“So it’s the same type of arm as the Knuckleblaster? No ability to parry, but incredible strength and speed.”
@gneu152711 ай бұрын
This mod can possibly make you juggle drones and the stray fire projectile
@fireblastershelton8404 Жыл бұрын
Machine fist. It's basically a machine gun but for fists.
@voiddotjpeg10 ай бұрын
boxing glove on a piston
@DarcyKennedyGlitch-ur9je24 күн бұрын
Idk how to say machine in German but it goes something like _____ faust (faust is German for fist)
@DarcyKennedyGlitch-ur9je24 күн бұрын
iirc
@YourMothersFavouriteTerminal Жыл бұрын
Ultrakill if V1's creators thought a bit harder:
@keybored1311 ай бұрын
this mod just makes you shake your fist angrily like an old man but it kills people
@TinyDragonGamer25011 ай бұрын
5:33 *insert star platinum joke*
@kyler228911 ай бұрын
ORA!
@meliasnahtony295111 ай бұрын
POV: V1 got boxing lessons from Star Platinum and Raiden
@bonkser Жыл бұрын
i assume it works like speed multiplier on enemies explaining whiplash being weird
@TondarYZD Жыл бұрын
that is likely
@floppafino766911 ай бұрын
What the hell,the sub button started to make colours when he said "suscribe"
@TondarYZD11 ай бұрын
ye that's youtube's new feature
@BlackFenix-jz5rs9 ай бұрын
Lore accurate V-1
@trolling95610 ай бұрын
Paired with the I AINT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT parry mod and the parry bananza (mod that makes everything parriable EVERYTHING EVEN THE MAP) would be funny (also use red arm to pick up skull or smth)
@TondarYZD10 ай бұрын
ahem kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2a3l6KLZ5uIg9E
@trolling95610 ай бұрын
yippee!!!
@gorchillatheman-gorilla4387 ай бұрын
Every time FasterPunch V1 parries a projectile, I just imagine the scene in KFP2 where Po throws the cannonball back at Shen.
@Theemeraldgamestone Жыл бұрын
This just seems like "dual weild punch" with less steps
@BOT_CORP3 ай бұрын
“Hey dad, how was work-“
@cars0mega5 ай бұрын
Perfect weapon against that one fleash prison attack
@Tierist11 ай бұрын
I legit see his arm get TORN off his body parrying lol
@lolliii54774 ай бұрын
got damn
@BlehMeh-s8f15 күн бұрын
Alternate title: V1 gains the ability to ingest human drugs.
@Justarandomguy152910 ай бұрын
This video:+disrespect only massage from killing enemies
@folliann Жыл бұрын
ULTRA COFFEE
@mackenzieray525210 ай бұрын
1:08 "hey, watch me Parry this loser." -v1
@demi-femme48213 ай бұрын
Sisyphus: "Let me show you how to use those fists, weapon."
@Ogarodnek11 ай бұрын
"Only fist challenge is easy!" -Mod creator
@TechnX-rm9nh7 ай бұрын
I like how this canonically gives you infinite punch speed on default using feedbacker (because you literally punch so fast that it stops time and even while zero time is passing you can still punch incredibly fast and on top of that you can parry your parry and according to a comment you might be able to punch during the pause menu) And how whiplash teleports you and enemies, also Knuckleblaster has no cooldown on its explosion sooo..... Its also really funny how you can punch the same projectile infinitely and gain infinite/endless style from parrying a single projectile
@druidspell2 ай бұрын
5:26 minos prime inventory
@guardianhero6124 Жыл бұрын
"DO YOU WANNA CATCH THESE HANDS?"
@k0rami11 ай бұрын
An accurate representation of star platinum
@ThetaL0ris4 ай бұрын
Fastbacker arm goes crazy 💀
@Neobot60003 күн бұрын
6:23 when you tap punch it punches multiple times, therefore what seems like extra damage.
@DaveTheMouseАй бұрын
You should use the Parry Everything mod with it
@MadotsukiGaming5 ай бұрын
V1 is now a Jojo stand
@mos1452 Жыл бұрын
WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE I KNEW THE GAME FOR FUCKS SAKE FINALLY.thank you.
@Atomic_Oven6 ай бұрын
1:14 The reason why it does that is because the games freezestop enables, and the punch is around 5-7 punches per 0.5 seconds, So when the game freezes, You ounch it during the freeze, but the gane gets confused because an object was already parried, so it does it again, but moving foward a little bit, freezing again, but this time the freezeframe is 0.3 seconds instead of 0.5, Then you ounch it again, making the freezeframe 0.2 seconds, so on and so fowarth, if there was no freezeframe, it'd punch it endlessly.
@Commentin2Day4 ай бұрын
Breaking news: V1 becomes a particle accelerator by parrying a coin at the speed of light
@V2_TheMurderMachine11 ай бұрын
v1 that fight was not fair at all you were on the white robot powder
@DisarmedTripmine8 ай бұрын
3:56 Analog horror looking ahh
@lolliii54774 ай бұрын
And that footage is lost forever, due to no one knows how to fix a VHS tape.
@theultimateamazingsleepyko66872 ай бұрын
"Parry this you filthy casual" "Aight"
@Archeddragon9368 ай бұрын
Basically turns any projectile into a superweapon.
@blugy99888 ай бұрын
minos' snake projectile:
@Your_local_reaper_leviathan9 ай бұрын
5:34 *"standing here, I realize-"*
@NVR7262 ай бұрын
now combine that with fullestauto mod and ULTRACOINS mod and you become a speed demon
@ricekrispies4994Ай бұрын
v1 gets possessed by minos prime and somehow becomes ultra buff despite being a robot
@MedicalBag11 ай бұрын
Ah you should’ve tried this against the leviathan
@TondarYZD11 ай бұрын
aw man i completely forgot about that guy
@ivanliew620911 ай бұрын
swordsmachine and V2 gonna have a CPU overheat watching this
@hhhhhh-zz2fwАй бұрын
6:25 YES! THATooiuuowuhSHIT!
@muffinman420692 ай бұрын
now imagine this but with the parry everything mod
@Jibrilmummin-o1o9 ай бұрын
bro is dio
@carlsononeil69423 ай бұрын
7:15 Bro had enough💀💀
@Forgotten432 ай бұрын
4:08 "This is an assault." *PUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCH*
@manzana_mordida4 ай бұрын
This mod with anyparry (Mod that lets you changes the image when you parry) its so fun
@natplayz198910 ай бұрын
Who gave V1 star platinum
@SN1PEZ_YT_TTV Жыл бұрын
This should be a power up in act 3
@boxmantherandom Жыл бұрын
I hope this is a joke
@TETANUS. Жыл бұрын
"we should probably lower its power if it became a real thing" *typing noises* "sir what are you doing?" *punchspeedset 0.1*
@The_Hentai_Dealer39711 ай бұрын
hakita moment
@blugy99887 ай бұрын
its easier to pick up and place items like skulls with the knuckleblaster because it doesnt punch 40000 times per frame
@x_zox730910 ай бұрын
The intro of the screen totaly not sugar coating it
@GabinoMedellin7 ай бұрын
imagine you pair this with everything is Perrubl mod
@mr_confusing76816 ай бұрын
This just in, blue nikon wins arms race. Literally
@LocalPizzaTowerAddict4 ай бұрын
Fuller auto been real quiet when this dropped
@RoastedRoadkill3 ай бұрын
ultrakill but v1 is a rockem sockem toy
@Running_doggo2 ай бұрын
He punched out all my blood - Scout TF2
@HảiSơnBắc-p1r6 ай бұрын
Listening to minos saying the ltg speech is just something else
@yellowhawk016 ай бұрын
This mod is literally “I am going to beat you to death”
@ryanli924911 ай бұрын
This guy is so underrated
@TondarYZD11 ай бұрын
🫂
@RaeaTheWaitings10 ай бұрын
Once I buy a computer and install the game (I already bought the game) I'm 100% getting this mod
@TondarYZD10 ай бұрын
an outstanding decision 🔥🔥🔥
@vincenther651911 ай бұрын
v1 but he took some industrial factory blood
@BenjaminBrewmen3 ай бұрын
You should mix this with the 'parry anything' mod, trust me it will be funny💀
@huan_valentinovich5 ай бұрын
You didn't know ultrakill has blood particles? Well, now you know
@javerjeq9 ай бұрын
Swordsmachine would get so enraged he'd kill himself.