This Non-Euclidean Minecraft Map is Absolutely SURREAL.

Today I played a Non-Euclidean Minecraft map (sub pls)
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Map Download:
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Fabric
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Fabric API
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Immersive Portals Mod
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Pehkui Mod
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Immersive Portals WIKI PAGE: qouteall.fun/immptl/wiki​​
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Credit to CodeParade for inspiration for my original video.
#noneuclidean​​ #minecraft​​ #mod​​
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[@RedNomster]

A *euclidean* and a *non-euclidean* minecrafter walk into a bar... Or did they walk out of outside? I give up, there's a joke in there somewhere

[@blueninja012]

A euclidean and a non-euclidean minecrafter walk into a bar, and the euclidean minecrafter says "how did you crawl out of my salt shaker?"

[@rparker069]

in there somewhere, or out there somewhere? or is it both and neither?

[@MandMs05]

All the jokes I think of can only be done visually :(

[@YoshiLikesFate]

@@rparker069 Schrodinger's Cat type of confusion

[@-thanawat-8296]

lol

[@gaspin4048]

Imagine showing this mod to someone in 2012.

[@johnmarston738]

- mind

[@dcb7529]

YEAH LOL

[@livedandletdie]

Imagine showing this mod to someone in 2009 when the game was created... pfft 2012... losers.

[@gaspin4048]

@@livedandletdie Dude: the cobblestone is giving me fucking eyesore. Time Traveler: Did I hear INTERSPACIAL TRAVEL?

[@vibenelima8748]

It’s a map

[@imsleepy3194]

The mental breakdown he had about the fish on the floor was.. amazing.

[@northfoxone]

Nobody: Theomonty after his mind being blown by the book: *stands in fireplace*

[@PinnedTTR125]

Idk why but being doesn't seem right but it is

[@calvindawerecat9995]

Ur pfp is cool

[@squarepris1m203]

Why is it that his backstory voice sounds so much like a very American clickbait youtuber

[@squarepris1m203]

@Ben Rut nah he isn't but he sounds like one of those top ten channels

[@PinnedTTR125]

@Ben Rut child alert child alert they have infiltrated the infinite plane of KZbin retreat to Reddit

[@yarinoi8662]

Uhuh, which one?

[@RedFireRex]

Man I sure do love doing art with my friends in Minecraft

[@guarinagarcia2424]

I know your how to make a nation video

[@tipytree2087]

Man i sure do like having friends

[@lizoliver3021]

theomonty american accent is amazing

[@danieljames1868]

Arty-fact Pretty good other than that though, yeah.

[@guarinagarcia2424]

It is

[@guarinagarcia2424]

Try amazing

[@CheapChoppa]

IKR

[@m4tur34rt2]

69 haha NICE

[@Polygloid]

imagine waking up in the morning and figuring out that a youtuber loved your map so much that he made an entire video on it

[@blulio]

Wow good job, it was epic map

[@Polygloid]

@@blulio I wasn't implying that i made the map i just envy the person who did

[@blulio]

@@Polygloid oh lmao

[@blulio]

@@Polygloid i am stupid, but ur comment kinda sounded like u made the map

[@NoGoodGodGames]

Why does that story feel like the lore when you discover the Wynncraft secret discovery called “Timeless ruin” in time valley

[@NoGoodGodGames]

Theo: Complaining that he’s at 20fps My friend: complaining that he’s at 3 FPS on Hypixel

[@quantumstep9139]

Me: complaining that im having 2 Frames per Hour in single player (seriously though... my computer sucks and i am lucky if i get more than 30 fps)

[@brooksbryant2478]

Yeah if I’m at 20 FPS on single player I’m happy, if I try to use immersive portals my game goes to < 1 FPS

[@andrewchapman2039]

You guys are getting frames?

[@Rafelandroid2]

youtubers cant live with 60 fps and under. they will complaining

[@SavageJarJar]

20fps is enough to perfectly enjoy a game. Now sure, my PC may average 30-50 FPS while playing casual Minecraft survival. But when it does drop to a 20fps average, it isn’t even noticeable.

[@VGodot-pg7rs]

"Cup-o-soup!" "What is cup-o-soup?" -the doctor says to the doctor as the doctor looks at the doctor

[@pixelwhogaming8854]

YEA YESSSSS A DR WHO FANNNN

[@VGodot-pg7rs]

Fantastic!

[@jaymcgray]

Allons-y!

[@Hellscaped]

@@jaymcgray k-9 good dog

[@jaymcgray]

@@Hellscaped affirmative

[@Testing123-Ore7]

Imagine a horror map with this.

[@shadowrobot77]

backrooms?

[@Testing123-Ore7]

@@shadowrobot77 I predicted the future

[@lilyofluck371]

@@Testing123-Ore7 backrooms were a thing already

[@Testing123-Ore7]

@@lilyofluck371 not on this scale of popularity, they were a decently obscure thing before last year or so

[@lilyofluck371]

@@Testing123-Ore7 maybe obscure but still existed...

[@DeaconBirbSpy]

theo: dear lord 20 FPS sucks. me: that is as smooth as a steel ball to me.

[@_fisho5991]

1 - 10 FPS is my average lol

[@Thymed]

A steel cube

[@Thymed]

Smooth but not round

[@Gamcoaster]

@@_fisho5991 same

[@Jonanation]

@@_fisho5991 nah, i run at a smooth 1 - 10 SPF (seconds per frame)

[@johnnyboy4938]

6:00 love the quiet scp music in the background

[@DonnaPinciot]

I get the feeling that, for the yellow nexus door, you were meant to climb up the bed and across the vines rather than parkour over the gap. Still worked, but I think the creator should have removed that extra block so you couldn't make the jump you did.

[@centurosproductions8827]

You know what you can't do art with friends without? That's right, *friends.*

[@NyGeL_Derey]

"Fish? how?" - Theomonty, 2021

[@JinstoNim]

One of the best non-euclidean maps I have seen.

[@evanblake5252]

This is so incredibly confusing, but also, amazing.

[@ItsKierancraft]

Love the vanilla tweaks texture pack

[@halflucky3174]

Just realised your subcount... you deserve way more, gl on growing man!

[@hexdebt7670]

This is actually a really great map

[@mr.tapman8685]

I love hearing obscure music like the Battle Theme from Paper Mario TTYD at 8:10

[@rubenjoseph1700]

1:31 Very smooth theo, very smooth

[@cerij3768]

Love the music ngl

[@OsocraM]

The SCP music is just awesome and fits peefectly

[@HelpBloo]

yoooo finally more theo content

[@Burbie]

Damn that was a nice map with backstory that I didn't understood but I enjoyed it's presence lol

[@contaw729]

the upside-down parcore was neat

[@thetafritz9868]

man's went ham on the vanilla tweaks resource packs

[@xperiorTR]

0:44 eyy its the swiftbit backroom track

[@andie3799]

This map is great, it uses everything you can in this mod and is decently long unlike me making one for hours and it only lasts 3 minutes

[@nightbot5395]

great editing

[@BedWaffle]

Congrats on hitting 70k!!!

[@AuspiciousAvery]

question what texture packs u use? cause theres lots of 3d trapdoors and doors and stuff

[@BraixenKartzem]

4:36 This is the part where i wheeze'd my lungs out of my organs

[@decoherence3406]

*fish?*

[@raydenlarratt471]

No one: Theomonnty: YEET THE FISH

[@Slferon]

i love the perfectly cut ending

[@owenerickson8947]

1:38 I thought for sure he was going to say “friends”.

[@alexandrugd5218]

Did anyone notice that the background music for when he reads the backstory is actually the music from Sam Hogan's game: Game inside a game

[@the_swest]

POG THEO UPLOAD

[@formulacast8144]

These vids are always fun :D

[@fleelix2710]

That doctor who reference caught me off guard

[@bowchomper8975]

R.I.P Fish 4:35 - 5:00 “come on fish, swim!” may he be remembered

[@dabuilda]

I find it funny that even though there is all this confusing non-euclidian stuff, theo is the most confused by the fish...

[@TheRealNightmareSfm]

What is that texture pack called. I used it awhile ago and loved it.. I just can't find out what it's called

[@malorika]

0:20 im curious as to how you pronounce it that makes ledder so weird

[@CreepyNoodles69]

I got the Doctor Who reference before you said it was a Doctor Who reference. 😎 Also, the background music you use is literally my playlist.

[@bennydreamly]

theomonty be like: 30 seconds into the video i pull a fast one..... and *insert endgame footage of people discentigrating here* wow... good job buddy

[@marlosuper]

i didnt understand the sponsor transition and honestly that made it better

[@amydoesart3724]

This gives me "Impossible New reality" (a doom wad) vibes

[@rootiunderscore]

6:06 what music is this, i recognize it from somewhere, don't know where doe

[@UniversalAddicts]

Is there a map of the museum on curseforge? Cuz I'm not able to install fabric.

[@guilhermebareta7031]

This music, is the best, Zelda is my favorite game

[@sporewooky]

Theomonty: bisecthosting for a server to make art with your friends Me: jokes on you I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS OR MONEY HAHA

[@Ceaseium]

Theomonty, now with 25 percent more guns! This begs the question, gun mod go big with portal? Nice vid in any case.

[@shadowrobot77]

8:45 i have to make that jump don't i the glass panes in the background: B r u h . . .

[@harryking8764]

I hope this mod gets updated for 1.17

[@bug69420]

Wow Theomonty, this was a very good KZbin video!

[@Cooltodd]

Can you tell me how you stayed shrunk? I downloaded the mods (running on forge) and that island at 3:27 when i jump off I become regular sized. Edit- Nvm

[@RubyPiec]

The thumbnail genuinely is one of the best ones ive ever seen, probably because I almost died laughing. Also, fish.

[@juancarlosdavilapadilla2717]

8:07 Paper Mario the thousand year door battle music starts

[@nuschi550]

1:36 "Do you know what you can't do Art with Friends without?" Me, who tought he was gonna say Friends:"Why must you hurt me in this way"

[@cryolitegem]

I think the mansion of ingress is a reference to the Adventure Time episode “Hall of Egress”

[@AlienThommy]

Nice!

[@linkuu_chan]

This is swag

[@Nugcon]

swag

[@comparatorclock]

good lord the musuem of ingress has an entire class 4 multiverse, complete with a sub-nexus, within Minecraft's Gigaverse!

[@ltsMe103]

10:23 should’ve said lime time has been sublime

[@creeperstinker1747]

Cup a soup… love it

[@benjaminkpope]

When you called lily pads fishing things I felt my brain cells die

[@somerandompersonouo3221]

Theomonty has the BEST voice acting.. I think I spoke for eveyone

[@clickforanita]

theomonty, what is your HUD texture pack called i like it =)

[@TeddyBlue321]

What graphics card do u use and how much ram

[@Imi1528]

That's a coooool world...

[@zackOOO-nz9rh]

imma be real the nexus connection realm looked hella cool

[@mladen7641]

This entire video is like a Doctor Who episode premise.

[@reddragonemperor1442]

1:38 I can't be the only one who thought the answer to that was :friends

[@jacotay2827]

That was amazing xd

[@chronologizer422]

Ingress in·​gress | \ ˈin-ˌgres \ Noun The power or liberty of entrance or access Seems rather fitting.

[@projackson355]

Oh dame he T H I C K. Dame he a T A L L boi

[@supremeruby2114]

I got the doctor who reference, you could say the paintings are bigger on the inside

[@nathanahedgehog2871]

Congratulations, you entered and neutralized an SCP

[@VerySkilledGamer]

theo is literally the technoblade of the non-euclidean minecraft community

[@QUBIQUBED]

just wait until he gets stage four cancer

[@epicgaming11195]

now you're thinking with portals

[@BigMan22890]

Love you

[@beezarstuff3807]

9:48 should've BLJ-ed man

[@UniTankk]

Biscuits. The only thing that is needed in life.

[@cruzader3630]

POV: He's not lagging, the portal just got some effects to him

[@speart1p2550]

Nothing around the back, thats sad. (Casually ignores cursed windows)

[@Bit-fz9md]

I respect you more for that doctor who reference

[@zaaphyyre]

wait you used the mario theme tetris ds edition as a bgm? pog

[@graysoniguess9140]

what texture pack is he using?

[@tortle1055]

7:08 you’ve just been coconut malled

[@benjaminkpope]

I appreciate the Kirby music

[@jaspermaij3753]

Hahaha the SCP Animated sound as undertone

[@jay89452]

I saw the words "minecraft map" and then asked myself how many years it's been.

[@carnasondrakith2553]

this is basically the game antichamber

[@Nehunya]

*Theomonty looks on the lilypad* theomonty: What's happening on this fishing thing?

[@pro_crafter_12]

I think it was fishing

[@aahijustateyt8112]

How did they get the circle portals?

[@charlemagne2575]

Yo Theo what's your texture pack?