THIS RUSSIA IS 100% BROKEN! TOMMYKAY VS DANKUS OP SOVIET UNION! - HOI4 Multiplayer

Disclaimer: Don't flame Dankus please, it's a game guys.
Dankus on the Soviet Union is always a scary sight to see because he has one of the most broken builds ever in Hearts of Iron 4. A build that ended the meta of vanilla games back in the day and the build that carried Dankus to his early glory as one of the best Russia players in HOI4 Multiplayer.
After finishing his long and deserved break from HOI4 Competitive, TommyKay has returned to see the state of HOI4 MP. It's been a few games now and they have been all going decent, but here comes the biggest challenge to Tommy's fun in these games and that is going to be this absolutely broken and op Soviet Union build that was pioneered by Tommy's twitch son, Dankus Memecus. Will TommyKay's Romania be able to overcome this big challenge with it's insane anti tank capabilities or will the new generation win to prove that our ginger boomer has fallen a bit behind in the meta of HOI4 Multiplayer.
Well you can find that all out now by watching this crazy pogchamp hype wowowow amazing great legendary insert adjective video.
Also Tommy, stop eating with your mouth open, like I'm actually gonna go crazy, please guys help me. SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME! AAAAAAAAA!
Dankus: / @dankusmemecus
Grisha: / grishaputin
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Full gameplay (VOD): • TommyKay Plays Romania...
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Timestamps:
00:00 - Preview
00:42 - Beginning of the Game
02:08 - PLS HELP ME :(
04:51 - Build up to WW2
07:44 - WW2 Begins (Action is Coming)
08:43 - The Secret Operation
15:36 - The Real Fight Begins
20:13 - Analyzing The Game And The Soviet Union
23:59 - Sadge :(
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Outro: Smash Mouth - All Star (MIDI music)
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Title: THIS RUSSIA IS 100% BROKEN! TOMMYKAY VS DANKUS OP SOVIET UNION! - HOI4 Multiplayer
Last Title: THE WORST ALLIES EVER! - HOI4 Multiplayer
#HOI4 #HOI4Multiplayer #Heartsofiron4 #TommyKay

[@TommyKay]

About the eating with his mouth open stuff, this is not a meme guys. I'm being serious, I'm actually going to go insane. My brain wants to explode every time I hear that when going through VODs. PLEASE HELP ME I BEG OF YOU! I CAN'T MAN, SOMEONE PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE :(

[@lyndonbjohnson2865]

No 😎

[@joci.7516]

I feel bad for him :(

[@XenoVevo]

Tell him to shut up thats really annoying

[@pforzheim4837]

im sorry markoni

[@vnr8247]

Poor markoni

[@Jakey-sv3nu]

We need to start a fund to help Markoni’s sanity

[@faro2095]

#StopTheSmack

[@nixtrostrike]

*The clock reaches closer to midnight*

[@dewpoint3615]

Ctrl C Ctrl V Tommy is orc Tommy is orc Tommy is orc Tommy is orc Tommy is orc Tommy is orc

[@jojosteel3399]

Get Kylie Jenner to pay for it

[@christinekingston7382]

@@jojosteel3399 why not Bruce Jenner?

[@lyndonbjohnson2865]

Markoni is roasting the shit out of Tommy and Tommy just has a giddy smile waving saying what's up.

[@TommyKay]

lmao

[@alt1f4]

@@TommyKay limão 😳😳😳😳😳🍋🍋🍋

[@victuspachusky]

@@alt1f4 Brasil??? 😳😳😳

[@alt1f4]

@@victuspachusky 🤫😬😯😮😯😮

[@victuspachusky]

@@alt1f4 😧

[@toprakadakanya5264]

Respect for markoni here

[@matouskulhanek3320]

He is secretly making his cult of personality

[@LuanMower55]

@@matouskulhanek3320 and i am all in on it! LONG LIVE MARKONI

[@matouskulhanek3320]

@@LuanMower55 me too..... LONG LIVE MACARONI!

[@LuanMower55]

@@matouskulhanek3320 hhahah nice! I thought about doing that but you did beat me to it!

[@ekimdenizalpkray8316]

Markoni is right! We shall help him stop Tommy!

[@RebelG0ds]

Markoni is actually singlehandedly saving this channel if he is solo removing all those eating noises. Listening to that would be the fastest channel block I've ever had and I would never look back.

[@aelix56]

My first unsub was a dude that wouldn't stop burping into his mic when he was playing, figure I'd do the same with the food lol

[@Panasiux2]

@@aelix56 what happens, i remember watching some polish streamers, they would turn off mic and camera when they were eating. Its that hard?

[@jonathansibrian695]

@@aelix56 eating i forgive it it doesnt annoy me that much but i fucking hate burping

[@lucasharvey8990]

@Zenox Of course Tommy needs food. But he can also reach over to the mic and switch it off for a moment. It's as easy as taking off glasses.

[@MachinimaGothic]

This is called culture

[@robertgleason259]

“I asked him to change but he just wont” sounds like a toxic marriage🤣

[@AlexandruSorez]

Abusive relationship😳

[@thewanderer93]

Well, it is

[@TommyKay]

LOL

[@lyndonbjohnson2865]

I have never seen Markoni be so passionate about something.

[@TommyKay]

this is the biggest fight, some people fight for climate change i fight for this

[@charluu1929]

​@@TommyKayMr tommy,you should do a Mukbang.

[@Yeety_]

Tommy when he eats reminds me of my 75 year old grandma. Can’t stop smacking his lips lmao.

[@nootnoot9784]

Did you mean grandpa? Cause you said grandma then said his lips so

[@benjamingumundsson4397]

@@nootnoot9784 he was probably talking about tommy when he said "his lips" since they were comparing tommy to the grandma

[@TommyKay]

LITERALLY

[@stresseddictator1849]

@@TommyKay You poor thing

[@lyndonbjohnson2865]

Twitch chat is probably gonna intentionally not tell Tommy about his eating habits now that you asked for help.

[@yuri0568]

They're gonna say it's hot 🤣

[@lyndonbjohnson2865]

@@yuri0568 tommykay does a mukbang to appease twitch chat

[@vincentkuehnl2380]

They showed him like 5 mins after the video came out

[@mrcombine7983]

Two top comments respect

[@lyndonbjohnson2865]

@@mrcombine7983 cool

[@pijuslukas6815]

Tommy: starts eating and is about to start the horrific chewing asmr Someone: Mutes Tommy Tommy: And that's why you don't have any girls

[@adamsanchez8627]

deadass bro lol. Thats exactly what markoni was talking about.

[@pijuslukas6815]

@@adamsanchez8627 He won't change, unless we point out phe problem, that calls for a REVOLUTION xd

[@TommyKay]

LOL

[@pijuslukas6815]

@@TommyKay Alright, you saw my cringe comment, my work here is done.

[@brgir]

@@pijuslukas6815 nah mate it aint cringe u are telling us how to stop him. Should we revive the German Emire or The Großdeutschesreich?

[@Scatha]

When the editor snaps you know it's an issue

[@TommyKay]

my ears sad

[@robinsimek8137]

Marconi taking a bullet and editing out the times tommy is eating, u da real mvp brother

[@TommyKay]

I DO IT FOR YOU GUYS

[@vovetas]

POOR MARKIONI, he does a such a great job he deserves a better working condition spam #HELPMAKONI

[@nootnoot9784]

Markoni*

[@vovetas]

@@nootnoot9784 Thanks dude

[@slimluka2947]

metaoni*

[@AlexanderMikhailov629]

*Catatonic

[@hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger]

@@vovetas You need 100 PP to improve working conditions though. OmEgAlUl, He SaId Pp!

[@MyUsersDark]

"You guys are so easy to impress chat" That's twitch chat for you.

[@official_commanderhale965]

Us YT Royalty require more tasteful tactics over the peasantry armored elitism.

[@TommyKay]

trueeeee

[@tylus8994]

Ironic

[@sproxy1162]

Pov: Markoni is held hostage and needs to watch Tommy eat so his family doesn't get shot.

[@TommyKay]

:((((((((((((((((

[@christianboi2142]

Damn shut you can’t let the FBI find out

[@fbi5608]

@@christianboi2142 what’s that?

[@sproxy1162]

@@fbi5608 Oh no

[@christianboi2142]

@@fbi5608 nuthin

[@Nexusryan]

I've never heard Markoni and he sounds in pain XDD

[@rafail2303]

Imagine having to edit hours upon hours of footage of Tommy eating and then rewatching it another 5 times to make sure there are no eating noises.

[@reichtanglevictor1694]

Tommy: MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH *eats like a feral dog* also Tommy: "WhY aRe PeOpLe MuTiNg Me"

[@awesomeperson7236]

Tommy is Orc now and Markoni needs an adult. Welcome to TommyKay.

[@TommyKay]

[@TheEnd0117]

Markoni is a real one, much respect man. My brother chews into the mic all the time when we play and I always yell at him about it lol. It's my biggest pet peeve.

[@TommyKay]

sameeeeeeeee

[@Icetubexd]

23:00 This is a perfect example why a mod shouldn't use seasonal buffs to imitate the ebb and flow of the fronts. Maybe Grisha is just looking for excuses but I think it's a valid complaint. If Russia can attack before 41 and avoid Barbarossa buffs it becomes a problem, but what is the solution ? In my opinion it would be stupid to forbid them from attacking, especially if Britain falls. Railroading the game with rules is less fun for everyone and it doesn't even make sense historically speaking. This is supposed to be dynamic simulation, focus on that. For example, if they want Russia to do a winter offensive after loosing ground, don't give them a 3 month buff. Make weather/winter penalties more punishing and give the soviets a way to leverage that while weakening their forces overall, so that Germany can rebound in spring. This would be dynamic and work properly from '36 onwards, I've seen it done well in a few mods already (total war for instance) Same thing for Barbarossa, make it so that Germany is naturally stronger in 40-42, without weird temporary buffs that fuck the balance if they are avoided. Maybe delay the time until the Soviets can get their production bonuses or punish them for loosing ground (and industry) early on, make it so that their industry is less effective due to factory relocation or something like that. I've been seeing those seasonal buffs more and more in mods and I think they add nothing of value except reducing development time, very bad trend. World War Bruh should focus on that instead of adding a million new units and modifiers that they can't properly balance.

[@qordar]

do you have a life?

[@iberia169]

I would like to see mod or a dlc where the soviet would get pushed easily but then it gets stronger and harder to push kind of similar to real life

[@astrangeperson9305]

I honestly don't see much of a problem with it, if you want to sealion then you shouldn't also get a buff against the Soviets otherwise Germany becomes too powerful, think about it, if they get this amazing early push against the Soviets then they've already won because the Allies can't exactly save the Soviets and will have a harder time getting a D-Day or Husky, also HOI4 has never been historical and never will be that's just a fact

[@Rownoscc]

He declared in 1940, barely prepared at all, USSR is made strong for a reason, they’re getting gangbanged by almost the entire axis, how do you think they actually won in WW2?

[@colitayt5652]

Its ok markoni we are here for you

[@infernows]

Markoni is suffering for us :(

[@radar6244]

Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed.

[@TommyKay]

FOR YOU :(

[@spiderduckpig]

Tommy has simply become a mukbang asmr streamer

[@Amar_Ramic]

Grisha: "Russia shouldn't be able to invade Germany in 1940, its not historical" Also Grisha: does operation sealion

[@fanis1414]

Plans were drawn up for sealion and some preparations were made but after realising they weren't winning the battle of Britain it was pretty much canceled. Stalin on the other hand was absolutely convinced that there wasn't going to be a war with Germany. Even hours into barbarosa he refused to believe that Germany was invading. Sealion is definitely more historical than a soviet invasion.

[@davidbowie50yearsofbowiean23]

if operation sealion was to occur, the latest it was going to happen was 1940. Although unhistorical, compared to Russia having a 1943 economy in 1940 and having buffs, while also cucking the axis out of their buffs, the later is more game breaking.

[@TransTeri]

Dankus: loses 4 tanks TommyKay: How dare you

[@Aynshtaynn]

Markoni: _makes orc mouth noises trying to simulate Tommy_ KZbin automated captions: Is this music?

[@mauricioaguilar7227]

Everybody sayed it already but gonna do it anyway: I swear that Markony part was the best i see in this channel in months, the most i laughthed in a while.Don't worry Markoni we pray for you and suffer just like you. XD Thanks for the constant editing effort you deserve better.

[@TommyKay]

sadge

[@comradecrawdaddy3343]

Lil does Tommy know, he's being muted every time he eats now apparently. I wonder when he's gonna catch on lol

[@jonnylee7053]

I died a but on the inside whenever Grisha said “Norwich” I watched an extra 5 mins *whenever anyone said “Norwich”

[@Thisismy3rdAlias]

ughghghghghghg thank you Markoni cause i almost clicked off this vid after the mic eating clips. thank god you edit them out. please continue to do so.

[@obiwankenobi579]

I feel you, Marconi. Love your video editing!

[@Jamie-yr3tt]

Markoni when you started talking my initial thought was "Oh my lord, it's the man himself". More of a fan of you and your editing skills man. You talented. Appreciate you editing out the mouth sounds too, dude sounds like one of those wannabe ASMR-ists. Lol.

[@ariaurel9464]

markoni fights so our children can sleep in peace. what a legend

[@JohnnKartlog]

Good job Markoni, thanks for the great video

[@sg_kerb]

Tommy everytime dankus does an oopsie: "hes really not that good idk why you guys think he is". Like chill bro hes just a guy nobodies perfect all the time

[@chickeningay]

Yeah but i think he does that all the time he has to edit this he has to cut most of this out

[@EddieBurke]

Tommy does this regardless if its Dankus or not lol

[@pastoralpaul1002]

It’s because he keeps making mistakes .he’s been doing stupid shit for the past couple weeks

[@sg_kerb]

@@pastoralpaul1002 did u read what i said? Im just saying every single time he makes a mistake tommy starts shitting on him and is just being toxic

[@pastoralpaul1002]

@@sg_kerb I’m just giving you one of the reasons. I never said I agree with or like it

[@brandonchdib5380]

F for our fallen brother Markoni

[@wilkic2]

I was so confused at seeing the cut called “please help me” lmaooooo

[@numerouno1976]

3:36 oh my god markoni I love you for this filter haha

[@osiek_9531]

Thank you Markoni! very cool.

[@lutthor3093]

Marokni sounds cute when he's mad :)

[@googane7755]

I mean they are right about the mod, we see that the soviet union literally just has to macro and he can single handedly take down the axis.

[@varianwrynn8272]

to be fair, thats how its historical :D

[@reichtanglevictor1694]

@@varianwrynn8272 not really

[@fireengie8488]

@@varianwrynn8272 isnt the world war bruh mod supposed to be for multiplayer balance?? who gives a shit i mean in real life the axis was so handicapped for a thousand reasons that they couldn't really do anything about but when you play a game when you see everything laid out in front of you its so easy for the allies

[@purein1042]

@@fireengie8488 Pretty sure WWB is the most balanced mod out there. Whenever you play a HMM game It's always completely one sided either Russia dominantly holds small marsh, forest frontline with 40+ tank divs or dies to Germany in 3 months. The US is not as strong in this mod and It can take the allies up till 1943 to 1944 to win the air war. That being said the Soviets have buffs like order 227 and winter offensive which counter acts the German Offensive modifiers. This mod just looks very unbalanced as WWB is mainly used by the Bokoen hoi4 MP community so when you have players like Dankus and Grisha It always looks one sided because Its a shit show of two meta players with questionable builds. Dankus in order to get 40+ tanks made next to no Infantry equipment and only used the ones from the start of the game. Hell he almost lost in 1942 when his lines were stretched too thin for his Infantry and had all his tanks encircled only to be saved by an allied D day.

[@geordi5054]

@@reichtanglevictor1694 yes, really

[@TristanFra]

Hey Markoni, Good luck withe the orks horde. GG for the chapters, that's a good move

[@imasaltypenguinjr2956]

It's my birthday today love watching your streams and videos glad this was on my birthday hahaha

[@amontgomery]

I feel like the fast few weeks of videos has just been about roasting dankus lmao

[@Mackenzie002]

Dankus is a clown he is a toxic troll

[@cyanpompano8695]

Markoni could set up a separate tommyk asmr channel.

[@Gasmasked108]

It might as well be a mukbang channel with tommy eatting food in the first few seconds

[@awegjlappenaeofgihn]

The Food Compilation was wild Bro xDD

[@kilerkane]

TommyKay sounds like the kind of dad that'll forge there son into a winner through harsh and strict yet loving parenting. Reward your kids for winning, don't punish them for losing.

[@akselklandrasmussen1747]

Markoni, you have the voice of a wholesome sablin moment 100

[@TommyKay]

lul

[@slicedberryjuice1027]

I love how feedback subbed in the middle

[@-championofrome-5303]

3:00 Never thought I'd see and hear Santa Claus munching on food while trying to conquer the world

[@callebdrake2174]

how tommy has a girlfriend when he eats like that makes me question my life

[@zzzss8326]

POV: You're early but dont know what to write

[@slimyklimy5703]

POV: you are getting the idea to comment this also on another video

[@extraordinarytv5451]

Si

[@EddieBurke]

POV: You don’t know the basic difference between “your” and “you’re”

[@xxmadetthisforyouxx1699]

Big fan of this. Wonder if Tommy ever watches the product. Would love to see what he does haha.

[@sean4929]

Markoni: He's an absolute Ork. Tommy: Looks like meats back on the menu boys

[@seffor]

God tommy chewing is so gross. Did he ever learn basic manners?

[@hugosenshida999]

He plays hoi4 so of course not

[@thefaithful5218]

No he's German

[@hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger]

@@thefaithful5218 Bruh.

[@SolarFlareAmerica]

Markoni sounds exactly how I thought he would sound lolol

[@TommyKay]

what do yo umean lol

[@SolarFlareAmerica]

@@TommyKay I love the 3:24 clip lol he's such a boomer, eating directly into his mic while waving like a dazed young guy into the camera with the biggest smile. Fantastic Forrest Gump impression.

[@greymagic857]

the best part is you could hear tommy talk and chew right after markoni had a break down

[@user-ym1bs7om9e]

I just wanted to thank you for time stamps.

[@peterpendlebury2434]

That rant be funny

[@kristiann8676]

As a representative of twitch chat, I will make sure this happens

[@keithdonaldson4623]

absolute best editor

[@tomasaynsley9542]

This made me belly laugh with Markoni ranting about his eating 😂😂

[@xXKirkSoloXx]

In all seriousness, him eating into the mic is probably genuinely driving people away from his twitch channel. I've been watching Tommy on KZbin for years and if I tuned in to his twitch and he was sitting there munching into his mic, I would close the stream. If it's as constant as Markoni makes out I would possibly never watch his twitch again.

[@thestancissmith2818]

I actually haven't watched Tommy in a while because of the eating, drives me mad and I stop watching

[@krzysztofprusinowski1147]

This is historical real USSR lmao Tank production was insane IRL and its become insane here too :D

[@strategystuff5080]

Not in 1940, not 40k tanks, the USSR had 7k tanks in 1941 and around 3k in 1940. the USSR should have high tank production, maybe in 1942 to 1943 they should be able to produce x2 as much as the germans, but not in 1940

[@eye-chan1711]

I remember that bokoen game where Russia had one tank per tile or something insane.

[@shear3644]

How long until Tommy is done trying stuff and wrecks the allies on Germany or Japan again?

[@RainedOnParade]

Justice for markoni!

[@Austenthor]

@TommyKay Hey question what are good division in hoi4 I wouldn't say I'm new but I'm definitely not an expert I don't know what good I guess breakthrough divisions are and I want to try something I think is good but can never get the industry to do it any tips?

[@Seppe1106]

I realized that as well, it made me reaaaally aggressive those eating noises xD Just always have a finger on the skip +5s button to I can evade it lmao

[@Hussain_144]

I feel you markonii my little brother also does that and I'm going insane Send help

[@daskii7635]

Give me yours brother location. I will help you.

[@pastoralpaul1002]

We comin

[@aadityasingh5927]

Slurp

[@wizardschlong1855]

Grisha: USSR shoudn't attack in 1940 it's not historical we don't get enough production time. Meanwhile also Grisha: *sealions*

[@josh-kg1rb]

Sealion was a historical plan Soviets would have invaded at the earliest In 1942

[@aygianalt]

It's Wholesome that Markoni is allowed to do whatever he wants to do in the videos and Tommy doesn't stop him at all...

[@BetzeBert]

Respect for Markoni! Tommy should name himself into Munchkin 😅 I thought the same for the last videos, he’s always eating 😅😂

[@KedAR_48]

Guten Abend!

[@leonsclsm]

wir haben halb sechs, wär das echt schon Abend? xD

[@Fisch98]

Moin

[@KedAR_48]

@@leonsclsm Aber ich schreibe das für Leute, die heute Abend zuschauen werden. Außerdem hatte ich keine Ahnung, was ich schreiben sollte.

[@leonsclsm]

@@KedAR_48 achso na dann .

[@hannaschmidt3069]

Guten Tag

[@omarjaafar2961]

Man i like tommy but his lowkey toxic agiants dankus

[@MyUsersDark]

He's spitting facts though.

[@parkerromanek9997]

Tommy strategy every time: I’m just gonna do something new and cool and do heavy artillery😎

[@letschobob007]

Nice Video

[@cameroonemperor755]

Oh god i'm sorry for you markoni I didn't know it's this bad when he eats I swear

[@dolbez9739]

I think Tommy is like Mike Tyson or Zlatan getting back into boxing/football, but in Tommy's case it's getting back into eshports!

[@micheloi4128]

Markoni is just the best. Damn i am still laugh because of his speak about the eating

[@kylebos6442]

Thank you markoni for making the videos better

[@shawndavis1480]

Dankus does do that every game though. Real talk though. Tommy knew he had to take Dankus out eventually, he knew exactly what Dankus was going to do and he knew that the Soviets eventually get a xandillion factories, he just didn't make use of that knowledge well. He should've annexed Vishi, asked his partner to go Italy and babysit the Allied navy, and spent his factories producing more anti tank stuff than dankus could out tank(?). I get that Germany has a lot to do in the early game with resources and everything, but hey, Dankus is one of the best and you have to be better than the best to beat him.

[@janvankessel624]

hahahah, oh Markoni, you precious gem... Thank you for cutting out the Tommy eating ASMR ;-)

[@MrHacker561]

Markoni i feel you, just drink a little rakija and its gonna be ok 😂

[@kronkwithagun6695]

So glad Tommy is getting back to comp instead of RP. Always felt that Tommy yelling at noobs was the best part lol, not his acting

[@birdtastic3818]

Markoni should send those eating sounds to Tommy, let's see how fast Tommy gets annoyed :)

[@Liverpool-2004]

Like many others in Sweden Dancus is also addicted to snus

[@jamesaitken8541]

Markoni, you are a saint for saving us from this.

[@edmundthespiffing2920]

2:20 was thinking the same Marconi.

[@bvailcards44]

The fact that Markoni didn't do text to speech is HUGE

[@ASAPrakija]

jan blachowicz not worried bout that light heavyweight devison, he out here makin hoi4 videos

[@jameszog1018]

Will we ever get a Tommy vs Dankus 1v1

[@manuelmacaroni8797]

The eating is like the one fat dwarf from the hobbit, who ate EVERYTHING in Bilbos home 😂

[@kilovoltio4259]

This is magical.

[@RandomAutist]

gotta say, tommy might be malding as fuck to dankus, but he got stomped like shitte.

[@kamlincox5909]

I hope that we can learn from this and build a well balanced MOD designed for competitive play

[@Derjulian01]

credits to the editor for his editing. eating or burping into a mic is the most disgusting thing and im glad he cuts it out normally

[@kentsands2424]

The legend speaks!