This School Teacher is SCARY! (Little Nightmares II Full Game)

[@DanTDM]

BRO I FORGOT TO EDIT OUT A SNEEZE LOOOOOOL

[@Peter_McKenna587]

Hahaha

[@iamsharkey]

Lol

[@aromatic_curry]

Hehe

[@oliviaharris7455]

Hahaha, LOLOLOLOL

[@dannyr6265]

Ha

[@michellehebert7960]

Rare DANTDM sneezing never before caught on camera

[@izzulfiqry4946]

When is it?

[@Unique_Hall25]

Because He edit it

[@Unique_Hall25]

@@izzulfiqry4946 wat

[@izzulfiqry4946]

@@Unique_Hall25 when is the timestamp

[@izzulfiqry4946]

@@Unique_Hall25 i wanna see it

[@eleberium1836]

Mono: Get brutally crushed under a shelf Dan: haha his head moves weird

[@waraphae1]

$

[@Yaboi866]

Hhh

[@ShadowTae]

Well it did move funny xD

[@ananyanyan]

I love how all the other youtubers are freaking out full time and then there's Dan, trying to find out where he can get a dunce hat

[@heathermccullough637]

Yeah

[@loveniarice7012]

Related

[@gypsyw7724]

Yeah

[@eilidh_artist184]

he is freaking out too

[@BeetleTheHonouredOne]

Yeah true lol

[@terifriedman]

Dan’s sneeze is now considered a historic moment.

[@rokivity]

Yes rare dan sneeze rare dan sneeze ALERT ALERT

[@Chlooo.e]

Time stamp??

[@moonlightstar1264]

26:49

[@ezekieldevore9834]

.

[@Ame0Chan]

@@scoopsropes6628 lol ikr

[@Xheooon]

“Is this your husband? No wonder you’re angry” Me: *wheezes to death*

[@Chad-hl5vc]

You have astma or smt

[@KnightOfTheMoon-l8m]

Lol

[@aselim2377]

Dont look at my channel

[@tristajager2551]

Same

[@sebastyjon360]

I'm a HUGE HUGE HUGE BIG FAT FAN OF DANTDM.

[@inj3cted.f4iry]

you know it’s scary when there’s a level called *S C H O O L*

[@Kobsisabossyesyes]

school is scary

[@Foolmaster34]

@@Kobsisabossyesyes very scary

[@jamilkamaly8452]

@@Foolmaster34 very very very very very very scary

[@oliverenriquez7441]

Super duper scary

[@DPHVMVBVUF]

@@jamilkamaly8452 very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very scary

[@ethanpf1470]

I love how when Dan said " ugh look at her" at the exact moment he ended that sentace I got an ad saying "do you have a squishy mattress?"

[@vawoah8408]

Ok

[@xxbananabreadxx438]

Randomness

[@PostivityIsKey]

Squishy Dan 😜

[@modusx1980]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂 Funy

[@dominicthomson9696]

@@modusx1980 funny

[@Hieulegen27]

Breaking news: A UK man murdered a small child and pretended to be innocent by asking him: "Are you okay?"

[@kingvortex-m1n]

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[@saraal-ghamdi9627]

@@kingvortex-m1n I subbed to u

[@nobody-pv4mo]

Lol

[@Joel-rm7fz]

@@saraal-ghamdi9627 I’m almost entirely certain it’s a bot

[@noobking7838]

@@Joel-rm7fz maybe

[@kevveh]

The teacher doesn't watch Netflix, she watches Neckflex xD

[@malakbawab2570]

😂😂good point!!

[@stephensingh395]

XD

[@JackMeistuh]

NECKFLEX 😂😂😂😂

[@ambercaton2613]

Netflix but necks

[@nicososa3760]

Ok I’ll give you that

[@Jella.tin_]

She took the *”Reach for the stars”* Too seriously

[@hi.bye.2875]

I think that Janitor and the teacher took *Reach for the stars* way too seriously.

[@Mememaster458.]

Bruh love your profile picture and the comment XD

[@pedslapchat]

LMAOOOOO

[@ImaPizzaK]

200th liker

[@Jella.tin_]

@@ImaPizzaK *Thanks :>*

[@brooklynadams8633]

1:20 Roses are red, thorns are prickly, let’s just say that escalated quickly.

[@yasabir77]

Roses are red, a Violets are blue, I got the chills and you did too (Probably)

[@brooklynadams8633]

@@yasabir77 small as a monkey as big as king kong i wish i could say you are wrong 😕😒😔

[@loveniarice7012]

@@yasabir77 you got me dying laughing

[@TheRealZayshorts]

1:38 no THIS escalated quickly

[@Cursed_sc0ut]

@@TheRealZayshortsthe way he was mid swing before getting trucked by the bucket

[@deathcraft3004]

Emma: I wanna ride a giraffe! The giraffe:

[@itz_voguish_cool4350]

NOOOO-😭🤚

[@BlueJayJade]

Then you find out the teacher is her mom-

[@deathcraft3004]

@@BlueJayJade PLSSS-💀🖐️

[@garlichkn1721]

No

[@BlueJayJade]

@@garlichkn1721 I-.... Y E S

[@powerninja2910]

You know, I was thinking to myself: hey he's in the small vent now, the teacher can't get him in there... right? 43:35

[@dionabeepboop2343]

That's what i also thought. And when he went up the ladder i thought she would stop there but it continued and it horrified me geez

[@michaelbialekii5634]

you where wrong lol

[@JesusPerez-wl3ii]

ps4 sucks! I can't make him run fast and that vent is impossible to pass. He just stops on his own. omg ps4 version really pissed me off

[@Nalyd_VS]

@@JesusPerez-wl3ii skill issue

[@EnderKind]

DAN VENTED VOTE HIM OUT

[@dayannana7098]

23:20 “Hush little baby- THAT GUY’S PEEING IN THE SOUP”

[@lazyrat6687]

B-beautiful. So touching 😢

[@rndmeditts2122]

I didn't even notice🤣

[@skullcrusader3965]

Loool

[@dragog0839]

(Dan) *continues to sing....*smashes his head with a ladle

[@dragog0839]

Then continues to struggle

[@LolmareStudiosOfficial]

23:30 is the most hilarious thing I've ever heard Dan say in this series! Lmao 😂😂

[@radperson8828]

Dan: I feel bad for the kids Also Dan: Smashes their heads open

[@radperson8828]

@Willow Hawley epic

[@stupid_breads242]

Yea I feel sorry but I want to smash there heads dan

[@stupid_breads242]

So at the same time he want to kill them 🤣

[@randommemegenerator7664]

Ah yes, snash not smash. Don’t feel bad nobody’ll notice.

[@radperson8828]

@@randommemegenerator7664 and this is why I’m scared to comment lol

[@spife6130]

Dan: *Gets jumpscared* Dan 3 seconds later: "you have pointy lips."

[@Itssnot_Niyan]

I still don’t know how being scared comes to the point where you say someone has pointy lips lol 😂

[@yaal8938]

@@Itssnot_Niyan lol

[@jarredtheunholyone7403]

You got pointy li- AHHHH!🤣🤣😭

[@nataliemarshall7198]

Hahah you funny me man

[@ss-qf3sb]

earlier*

[@splooshiy4883]

"That's a awful drawing, Terrible" You'd be a good teacher dan.

[@Itssnot_Niyan]

Ikr 😅

[@deadchannel63]

yes edit:The real big brain just replied to ur comment

[@juni_perr]

Asher: * growing up and drawing a dog * Dan: *ABSOLUTLEY AWFULLL*

[@kashdiamond]

OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I AM SOOO SORRY DAN BUT THATS A BIG ROST!!!!!!!

[@pepsiman3850]

@@kashdiamond OHHHHHHH IM SORRY BROOO BUT LEARN HOW TO SPELL

[@goodeveninq]

The music in this game is beautifully scary

[@alexandran647]

true lol

[@vics_bae_33]

Yeah.

[@Pumkingold2131]

True

[@Venture825]

Yeah, it gives off such a creepy yet entitling atmosphere, this is why it’s such a great game all the way

[@caitycanters6070]

Teacher thing: * busts head through bookshelf * "HOLA NINOS" Dan: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[@LemonManTwice]

Its niños copypaste this so you get it right : ñ

[@ShinyDiamond]

tru XD

[@mrdovethebunny2801]

The old meme XD

[@Foundliz]

@@LemonManTwice does it matter.?

[@LemonManTwice]

@@Foundliz nah just saying

[@bananaking2350]

I love how Dan’s so friendly even to weird creatures

[@charliesherron5733]

yeah

[@amandasarah9159]

YES

[@Corazon859]

Yeah poggers

[@Miller2_9]

Fax

[@randomoninternet3146]

You say that then Dan hams them with a hammer🤣

[@knifekirby6885]

13:02 Dan: lets speed run this The teacher: *l o n g n e c k I n t e n s i f i e s*

[@Daemon105]

@Louie Haigh she attack, she protec, but most importantly, she has *extending N E C C*

[@Samjb13]

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog neccccccc

[@spookysheeple2365]

i accidentally clicked on the timestamp and i got so scared istg

[@umbrealla2226]

14:15 Dan's scream there,shall go down in history 🤣

[@talnev.7894]

When you have a bad headache and are still willing to hear dan's screams...

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[@someartist2530]

Holdup

[@zemsaney433]

E

[@thomascockburn4840]

@@user-bz9vb7gf9m you are a bot you comment this on every single video

[@joshtsf6978]

Dan :”Oooh the key is here, peeerfect, eeeasy mode, awesooome, let’s gooo, Also dan : (gets crushed by the bookshelf seconds after)

[@jcmcecu3775]

Dan: drops a bottle The neck teacher: allow me to introduce myself

[@kimberlystombaugh9460]

Rokurokubi that is what the Teacher is ok!

[@awesomemir1007]

@Crazy Natan lol

[@peeperleviathan7057]

13:04 Dan:”lets speedrun it” Teacher:”SOMEBODY ONCE”

[@ThatRedRadar]

“Are you okay?” *Dan right after MURDERING that small child*

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[@ripsal]

*OMG MrBeast Just Commented On My Recent Video I'm Literally Cryingg 😲*

[@annmarieroyal]

Lol

[@jdwmyt]

Q: Did you hear about that new broom? A: It's sweeping the nation!

[@sunbuggg]

can we take a second to appreciate that dan moves his face cam so that it doesn’t block what’s happening in the game?

[@dangertamer7914]

Yeah, normally other youtubers just leave it there

[@sebastiansherwood8127]

Yeah he awesome

[@doodoofart4191]

yes, we respect dan

[@theflash162]

Yeah

[@dragog0839]

Ikr he’s just a good KZbin

[@lpuxty9301]

"The teacher is going to be upset. You have not completed your lines AND youve died"

[@Rat-Snatcher]

True story she has along neck chicken nugget zoom

[@charlz1636]

@@Rat-Snatcher "He is speaking the language of Gods"

[@zeroisasimp]

Can you guys help me get to 1k subs? Sorry for bothering you.

[@haniajaved9272]

LOL

[@michelleloewen9153]

@@zeroisasimp f u no plugging

[@lovepotato0188]

12:59 dude that scare jump though!! I jumped so high and then started laughing as Dan went “NOOOOO”

[@Zusk0v]

Dan: ima just sneak by Teacher: GO GO GADGET EXTENDO NECK

[@yurp6302]

Oh my god best comment ever 😂😂

[@tristajager2551]

Agreed Suck in THIS

[@tristajager2551]

On this so sorry

[@atharvakumarsingh8405]

Laughing so hard right now lol

[@cbnope9164]

👏👏👏

[@imabeaststudios7050]

Can we appreciate the joke "are those your children, they'd be perfect for a tim Burton film" 😂

[@Monkebananvr2]

I know lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sigmauser3]

Bruh

[@hihihi.4106]

They do lol

[@reubnn3386]

dude ikr aha

[@bigurethra]

@Henry D cool profile pic

[@Fries_TasteGood]

No one no one at all: Little nightmares teacher: Why have hand and eye coordination when you can have ear and freakishly long neck coordination

[@aselim2377]

I am Sans The Skeleton and i am here for you to stand still and dont look at my channel

[@Fries_TasteGood]

@{ALilPotato} you just reminded me of undertale. I'm sad that it's dead...

[@Fries_TasteGood]

@@aselim2377 about that I might have......

[@aselim2377]

@{ALilPotato} nyeh heh heh

[@r0tt1ngm0th]

The names he gives the teacher lmaooo Cheese string, Hardened toothpaste, and Wannabe giraffe Laughing so hard rn

[@loveniarice7012]

Me too

[@Bahr_2006]

The only way to make it funnier would be to call her "The Dolores Umbridge of Snapping Turtles". To clear things up if you don't understand: Dolores Umbridge is a character from Harry Potter, and is easily more hated than even Lord Voldemort. She was his Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher in year 5, and didn't even do a good job teaching them. She was racist, brutal, sadistic, duplicitous, always had a cutesy façade to (unsuccessfully)mask her true nature, manipulated Cornelius Fudge(the Minister of Magic) to incriminate Dumbledore, and helped him hide that Voldemort had returned. She was also the only character, other than Voldemort, to give Harry a permanent scar. Wow, that was a mouthful. I just hate Umbridge so SO MUCH. Even her actor nearly threw up while filming a particularly brutal scene where she gives Harry his second scar. Snapping turtles have extendable necks and very powerful bites, similar to the teacher in Little Nightmares 2.

[@r0tt1ngm0th]

@@Bahr_2006 I have never watched or read Harry Potter but you gave a good explanation. That would be funny to call her that. Very fitting lol.

[@Bahr_2006]

@@r0tt1ngm0th Thank you.

[@soap3156]

Nice pfp

[@indigohued1221]

I felt a wave of nostalgia when 6 put on the yellow coat.

[@ashes6824]

True.

[@MoneyGangshorts]

Same idk y I just wanted to cry for no reason idk y tho I never rlly cry

[@iirein_iv]

*Laughs Demonic*

[@moonpi2ee]

Dan: "Lets befriend him :))" The kid: *attacks*

[@bijuumikeclip4309]

Timestamp?

[@moonpi2ee]

@@bijuumikeclip4309 7:07

[@salamance5088]

Yes

[@michelleclaytor7684]

No friend. Attack

[@randomduck2418]

-we’ve escaped a man with a shotgun and kids that eat weird sausages + a wannabe giraffe DanTdm 2021

[@alicenightgurd9094]

One of his best.

[@dragog0839]

This comment made me crack up bro....🤪🤪🤪

[@kid6745]

Another goose! Well hello there

[@lilypetalsss]

And a blind man with long arms XD

[@matthiasstenberg7784]

Dan literally was a step from that glitched remain - 47:45

[@matthewboire6843]

He better go back for them when he is done the game or something

[@Mason_kit173]

Little nightmares will forever be the only horror game that can legitimately terrify me

[@jaklittle8173]

Facts especially the teacher

[@Goat_Editz10911]

Same

[@OzYpA]

Every horror game I played always made me scream, but little nightmares was the hardest to play and again, I screamed a lot. 😑

[@Joystar_XD]

It’s the least scary horror game in my opinion

[@galaxyboogie4339]

This isn't very scary I did jump a few times tho

[@ren4016]

Dan: “Let’s speed run it” Teacher: TOP O DA MORNIN TO YAH LADDIE

[@breaunareynolds9761]

PFFT-

[@cassandraperna1727]

Twist: Jacksepticeye is the Teacher. XD

[@breaunareynolds9761]

@@cassandraperna1727 I WOULD LOVE THAT! Also in Borderland 3 I wouldn't be surprised if they got Jack or Mark to voice act the character my dad plays as(I think his name is zane 🧐)

[@slothz4dayz]

I haven’t seen when but I’m lookin out for it

[@slothz4dayz]

OH MY GOD THERE SHE WENT 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheEL1te]

Someone: Has a stroke while playing piano Dan: That's my ditty for you sir

[@MrPoop-kp7pj]

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[@Evandy389]

@@MrPoop-kp7pj B-R-U-H-N-O-B-O-D-Y-C-A-R-E-S

[@Ricky69_]

Mr. Poop no one gives a fu

[@quandledingle7945]

@@MrPoop-kp7pj did anyone ask?

[@herbfollower5165]

@@Evandy389 H-e-l-l-o-!

[@izrosegold]

Dan: someone with a normal neck please. The game: how aboutttt someone with NO neck over a LONG neck eh.

[@imverified2066]

“This school teacher is scary” Baldi:WHO SUMMONED TO ME

[@Ricky69_]

Dan

[@j.rawlings9780]

@@whitepencil8278 0 so far tehehehe

[@whitepencil8278]

@@j.rawlings9780 :(

[@gemeraldbrickz1621]

Who summoned Thee

[@inspiredanimations7195]

lol

[@Fishy77777]

The backstory of how six got her raincoat is actually in the mobile game very little nightmares

[@mariaalba5386]

ye six had a friend who had a coat she died and six took the coat

[@Mini-se6cx]

@@mariaalba5386 spoilers much?!

[@cianandreipontillas2937]

Thank you =)

[@British_teeth-enjoyer]

WEWO SPOILER ALERT! FOR THE VERY LITTLE NITGHMARS GAME! That little girl six is following is six and the one your playing is not six

[@thisis_303]

Well she gets it a diffrent way in Little Nightmares 2

[@ashmath05]

36:38 what an absolute masterpiece 26:49 bless you Daniel

[@nameloading........4178]

22:15 sus🤨🤨

[@nameloading........4178]

21:57 rude

[@nameloading........4178]

35:51 your iin uol

[@oddlystrangesucks4388]

Dan: Wait so if this is before what’s gonna happen to us? Six: *demonic noises*

[@YesNo-xc2dr]

“Hardened Toothpaste” out of all things😂

[@clairebear278]

@nogoodname in what situation would that be possible in 🌝

[@jacksonelkins3458]

he is right tho

[@DripSmooveplays_fortnite]

@@jacksonelkins3458fax

[@DripSmooveplays_fortnite]

@@clairebear278 every possible situation wym

[@Davis_Bender]

XD WHY HARDENED TOOTHPASTE XD 😂 😆

[@acerix07]

"These kids are crazy" 1 second later: *Smashes their heads with a ladle*

[@PivotalShrimp]

everyone gangsta till you get obliterated by a ladle

[@-sunny-6173]

@@PivotalShrimp BYE-

[@sunthestupid8951]

Yeah

[@arctavr9633]

You my evil twin or what?

[@vyxx007]

What’s a laddle

[@Tripp-Life]

When u can’t watch Netflix, the teacher *stretches to the next house over*

[@sixfromafardistance49]

That's very true

[@sixfromafardistance49]

👍

[@sixfromafardistance49]

*stretches to the next house over*

[@sixfromafardistance49]

When I cant watch Netflix *stretches to the next house over*

[@Stickmanic]

WiFi’s not working

[@refedqert4758]

dan: THIS DUCK GIVES ME INVISIBILITY FOR 5 SECONDS also dan:throws the duck away because it was annoying

[@that1person875]

Haha 😂

[@pathecuxz8811]

Baghead : Dies in a weird way Dan: oh"" look at my head (Laughs in a witchy way)

[@user-p70totype101]

The boxhead/baghead name is Mono btw

[@gastergames1401]

It’s not Boxhead it’s Baghead/Mono

[@pathecuxz8811]

@@user-p70totype101 thanks dude

[@pathecuxz8811]

@@gastergames1401 thanks for the information!!! Appreciate it my dude

[@skeletron1206]

@@pathecuxz8811 your nice

[@p9rsez186]

"ima take this duck with me if it does something special" Dan 5 seconds later in a disappointed and grim tone: "...YoU Do NoThInG..."

[@michaelbialekii5634]

it might do some thing later on in the game

[@SMiles.21]

Not true. It tells you to duck. 🥁😆 No? I'll stop.

[@DripSmooveplays_fortnite]

@@SMiles.21 don't stop, keep going.

[@theninja7786]

Haha... Grim 🥲

[@chikennugqeht2552]

but what's the joke tho

[@whoisicy6710]

The teacher: **smacks the table with the ruler** Subtitles: *(Applause)*

[@srujanakondeti2596]

Yeah, makes sense

[@TeddyAcorn]

😂

[@koolers_]

Lol

[@koolers_]

Dan: *laughs* Subtitles: (music)

[@nia7745]

so true lol

[@thederpybritishpug1618]

“Yo I made pee boy angry.” - Daniel Middleton 2021

[@sxatlet]

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝕟𝕒𝕞𝕖

[@paulsimpson2630]

☠️

[@paulsimpson2630]

22:45

[@n4tale-w1l]

@@sxatlet Daniel Robert Middleton

[@jamesybear1359]

/|\ |

[@anushmohanty1810]

"It was bad enough that you're a teacher, and now you're freaky" -DanTDM 2021

[@cathymchale9794]

no one can lick their elbow *licks*

[@cathymchale9794]

no one can lick their elbow *licks*

[@moytimimy]

"This school teacher is scary!" Baldi: Am I a joke to you?

[@OfficialBeastShortsPage]

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[@nathanchavez4774]

13:03 Dan: Let’s speedrun *two milliseconds later* Dan: “Screaming”

[@justacat8346]

You mean a second?

[@nicholejames942]

Dan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Teacher with an extended neck: Why aren't u in school?

[@balexexe877]

Dan”lets speed run this” Teacher: proceeds to kill mono

[@Boboandham1378]

Bro

[@philkemper4212]

Dan: yeah you ain't getting me that easy. Also Dan: almost kills self with hammer.

[@richiegaskill9648]

"lets take this just in case." *drops it immediately after*

[@tyxcles6114]

He was holding it in case there was a mannequin to kill. Understandable why you made a joke out of it though.

[@xxalyssa_the_coolgirlxx9281]

I always loved Dan's videos even the new ones! I used to watch him all the time when I was young such good memories :)

[@pokeloverbeckett4539]

Dan smacks kid who’s in detention multiple times in the head him “u good”

[@mahibahuddin7286]

I wish someone would do that to me (¬_¬) It would at least be cool

[@chetika935]

@Mahibah Uddin what did u just say

[@Logmao.]

Lol

[@silly_skye17]

26:48 never in the 5 years of me watching dantdm have I ever seen or heard him sneeze and it’s sounds so cute🤣😅

[@lazyman456talio7]

Innit

[@lazyman456talio7]

Never in 8yrs of me watching Dan have I heard him sneezing 🤧

[@grantslater861]

It’s cuz he always cuts his sneezes out

[@majora2361]

"LEAVE ME ALONE IM JUST A SMALL BAG" - DanTDM 2021

[@thomascockburn4840]

*but

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[@justaqsmpfan]

@@kingvortex-m1n shush boi

[@majora2361]

@CHEESE Gaming lol

[@NihilumSupra7]

Here I thought that teachers were scary enough as it is! And then here Dan is, sneezing his way right around her! Truly finessed

[@rrg.r2456]

Little Nightmares is one of the few horror games that don't rely on cheat old jumpscares to be scary.

[@schmoop1337]

that's a reason why I love little nightmares 1 & 2

[@amandadutton2719]

Yeah, Its all about its atmosphere and story

[@amandadutton2719]

Its also why its one of my faves

[@maximoosheep]

13:04 He says...

[@straightfrom_space]

@@schmoop1337 *Very little Nightmares? Thats scary too, it’s the mobile game*

[@RandomWasVeryTaken]

“And a wannabe giraffe” I DIED LMAO

[@kristinapatino7565]

Time stamp?

[@no0bm]

@@kristinapatino7565 36:33

[@ubermorph7661]

@@RandomWasVeryTaken Your profile says it all.

[@void286]

@@no0bm thank you

[@spencerthegarfieldfanboy]

@@RandomWasVeryTaken dude its an hour long

[@Eggy-bk2st]

"Is this your husband, geez! No wonder your angry". My new favorite quote

[@b1battledroid589]

That TV show from the Maw: exists The Bullies: *F*CK YEAH THIS IS MY JAM*

[@random1380]

"she gonna neck, she gonna neck, SHE GONNA NECK, SHE GONNA NECK-" is peak comedy to me and I do not know why

[@debphelps2474]

What the f*** do you mean

[@SteamedPoi]

@@debphelps2474 *Shes going to neck*

[@k0n1sc50]

@@SteamedPoi shes got a neck

[@skylar4602]

@@SteamedPoi *The neck is inevitable*

[@artemis_719]

3:55 “I don’t wanna learn algebra again please, I don’t wanna” Me: *laughs in 10th grade geometry*

[@westonisntsilly]

i learnt it in 6th lol

[@skullcrusader3965]

@@westonisntsilly same

[@pogieza]

I learnt it at 4th

[@Arkomei]

I learned in 5th

[@bigurethra]

I learn that in 3rd

[@sd9sam340]

Dan: Man you got pointy lips Teacher: WHAT YOU SAY TO ME?

[@skullcrusader3965]

Lool

[@lorenacruz1533]

Dan: why would she cutting things in a school. Me:she's hitting someone with a ruler.

[@Rhynelol]

Dan: Is that a queen or a bishop?? King Head: *EHEM*

[@taramcfee5080]

Villan in Little Nightmares: *exists* Dan: I diagnose you with blind

[@Colonel_Jurten]

But why tho?

[@EmberLeeBooks]

Lol

[@rosettascavenger8067]

@@EmberLeeBooks so true

[@Cody-qm9om]

I love how Dan still plays games and genuinely enjoys doing so. Best part about him by far in my opinion

[@MrBabysinger]

Yes

[@rosiemoss4087]

Okokokokokokokokokok

[@jackqjwnwb]

Dan: “Oh, are those your children? Cus they’d be perfect for a Tim Burton film, just saying” Me: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

[@alexandran647]

?

[@jamesybear1359]

?

[@eekooj]

?

[@What-zw5fy]

?

[@mana1128]

?

[@cal4399]

Dan can’t lift a window. But can lift a piano!

[@susantutwiler8640]

Pulley I guess

[@netartist]

simple machinesss make work easier to do, use a wedge or a lever or a pulley or a screw, a wheel and axel, or an inclined plane…. /lyr

[@motherlover1673]

Mono: Dies from bookshelf Mono's head: WOOO WE DIED AGAIN

[@loganalmond1251]

whos mono

[@toorrruuuu]

@@loganalmond1251 The One Dan is Controlling

[@loganalmond1251]

@@toorrruuuu oh ok

[@MC2987]

O-O

[@tmbmangobird]

Lol

[@DaN-cn9fk]

The rule: Don't hit girls/mannequins doesn't apply to Dan

[@quinndorrat]

25:20 dan-HEEYAA 😃😋 subtitles - yeah ☺️👍

[@pinoople5759]

Dan when he sees the kid in detention: It’s a gnome!!

[@on_the_rox7538]

35:40 can we just take a moment to appreciate how cute six is?

[@the_real_six3458]

Thank woo :3

[@michelleclaytor7684]

"Not My Fault if it's True"?

[@pufferfish2320]

When he compared the teacher's neck to a cheese stick lmaoo

[@lienstarrr]

35:38 the soft music starting to play 🥺

[@haknyeonera]

"she could watch netflix from a whole nother room" lmao 😭

[@error-gj4zb]

Wow nice pun

[@haknyeonera]

@Carl Gille haha nice one 😌

[@ItzSpringle]

@Carl Gille Can you tell me who created this joke? I need to subscribe the legend that made this.

[@UgneJan]

Youarethebest😊

[@UgneJan]

FromEmily

[@accompolice4694]

"see you in your necks class" me: creepy but great pun

[@stickfighter7400]

Lol nice one

[@musicsource6947]

Yes very nice

[@waszumsigma]

bro who else got a heart attack when the teacher came out of the book shelf thing HAHSHSHS OMG

[@limefrog7965]

i did and my brother screamed

[@anjusingh9608]

It was so scary

[@limefrog7965]

he fell off the bed and ran to my mum

[@Aurxlina-h9x]

Lol I screamed and my dad came rushing in he asks what's wrong and I just respond with "scary giraffe teacher."

[@limefrog7965]

@@Aurxlina-h9x haha

[@kellystlouis3388]

Dan: easy mode Bookshelf: and I took that personally … and that person

[@Dh09Cloud]

l.o.l Dan: *sneezes* also Dan: *looks at the camera and doesnt care.*

[@l0u1se85]

Asher: waking dan up in the night Dan after playing this: oh how the tables have turned

[@meghansalmon2231]

oh oh no dan pls dont acc hit you sone in the head with a mallet XD

[@ofko4048]

*grabs hammer*

[@taylorallen7598]

How the turned tables

[@lunar6156]

"It's bad enough that you're a Teacher and now you're freaky" Oof size: *M E G A*

[@TheAlertiveRabbit]

Wait- "THESE KIDS ARE LITTLE NIGHTMARES wait little nightmares" me: heh- HEHEHHEHEH YOU WERE LITERALY ONE OF THEM SO YOUR A LITTLE NIGHTMMMMAAAARRRREEEE

[@preeminentblade4572]

@@TheAlertiveRabbit I missed the funny part of that joke

[@TheAlertiveRabbit]

@@preeminentblade4572 I'm horrible at making jokes because I'm an animatronic- and I'm just horrible at making jokes TwT-

[@cocoapowder2]

@@TheAlertiveRabbit dude just stop trying roleplay as toy chica, it isn't funny and it's just plain weird.

[@TheAlertiveRabbit]

@@cocoapowder2 and correction stop trying TO Roleplay as Toy chica

[@Paigetayla13]

bro the teacher would get along so well with noah beck xD

[@Paigetayla13]

@Charles Otterbein he’s a tik toker with a rather large neck just look him up lmao

[@izrosegold]

U mean Noah neck 😅

[@ratmickpatty568]

Dan: That's a lot of rain My school: *An Ocean*

[@tillcest]

Dan, you can get the “dunce” hat or the gnome hat by completing a gnome puzzle at the hunter’s house in the forest.

[@authumnlilac_emethyst1818]

yeh, it was at that part where he pulled the arm out of the doll to get the lever to the key right? there was an opening on the roof beside the cabinet and the window... but dan didn't want to stay there for long LMAO😂😂😂

[@jajapanadero3026]

Where did you get thus info Sus

[@Broken_TilesMAIN]

@@jajapanadero3026 by someone who has a game

[@tillcest]

@@jajapanadero3026 Because I followed the gnome? lmao

[@NotKiddy]

@@jajapanadero3026 and how is that sus?

[@Aiden_Salad25]

Dan: This is giving me Chamber of secrets vibe Every Harry Potter fan: YoU mEaN tHe SoRcErErS sToNe RiGhT

[@clairegee822]

REAL Potterheads: Philosophers Stone That's the original British version. The Americans call it something else for no reason

[@Aiden_Salad25]

@@clairegee822 in America it was passed as the sorcerers stone and some people call it sorcerers and some say philosophers

[@nathanpeters5922]

@I'm a Phantom¿ Avada kedrava

[@user-headcake]

pretty sure the rain coat belonged to another person who helped six escape, but died falling into a river. The rain coat floated up and I think it floated to this city and six finds it and from then on wears it.