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[@austinmcconnell]

Hi. I wrote a book. No AI was involved, but I still really like it. kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXrMoaKrnbZ_gZo

[@MuddyAxolotl]

when you randomly click on this video and this comment was posted 8 hours ago

[@nataliepowers8002]

Hello

[@AshtheGoldenDeer]

You do be commenting on a two year old video tho-

[@elidreamanimations]

Cool!

[@aaronnelson8441]

Very epic

[@lu1189]

"Harrison thought desperately for about twenty minutes, and then finally finished thinking desperately" underrated line

[@nitsuj8100]

What’s more funny is the fact that the ENTIRE SCHOOL and Hagrid the Table stayed silent for about 20 minutes.

[@machy8515]

Why did they stalk me?

[@ericmaw1529]

I was reading this as I heard the line

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

Redundancy ftw!

[@DinosaursAreBetter]

Hagrid says GO

[@JimmyAkin]

Hagrid is *clearly* destined to be the fan-favorite character of this AI-written drama. Anyone who disagrees is standing in the middle of a historical disagreement.

[@manafactariq3439]

I second this cowboy

[@buster3698]

Jimmy Akin si papi

[@ChachiTelevision1979]

Didn’t expect to see CA here. Can you breakdown the theology of this for us?

[@EraserqueenStudio]

I disagree!! **slap**

[@rhysauden1021]

Tables are clearly superior to human characters.

[@iamasalad9080]

I like how it somehow manages to have a happy ending despite the main characters literally being stranded on another planet.

[@someone-vk6gk]

You have to be positive or else someone else will get a slap

[@pumkin610]

They ran out of fuel before they got to the planet oh no

[@Fun_stickman]

@@someone-vk6gk DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! *slaps random person in front of me*

[@Proletrolliat]

And probably never leaving again considering the spaceship is out of fuel.

[@positronwildhawk8690]

"Eventually, Charlie and Harrison ate Dexter."

[@CF-bg3jd]

I miss when A.I. was hilarious instead of terrifying.

[@Crow_Harder24]

Same 😮‍💨

[@DatBossTV]

Me during my Finals: "Harrison thought desperately for about 20 minutes, and then finally finished thinking desperately."

[@chairwood]

It hurts how true this is

[@yepthatisme4369]

Arcane Arts "Stanley saw two doors, he took the one on the left."

[@guitarguyakathedoofwarrior8160]

Just for one answer

[@TheTerribleUsername]

@Anna Lialine "ahem, Stanley took the door to the _left."_

[@Sketchy_Dood]

My brain in the exam: 4:52

[@happy.time.boredom]

I like how Spaceship Day is just sending 3 school kids to a distant planet without the fuel to return and it happens every year no questions asked.

[@JacobP81]

And "it was a good thing to go" lol

[@WhatIsThatThingDoing]

And almost certainly no way to survive for even a short while there. Not even helmets or anything.

[@bwc1976]

Like some kind of dystopian-future way of fighting overpopulation, like in Logan's Run where they kill off everyone over 30.

[@barbara-annperry5941]

@@bwc1976 Aye and tables telling you what to do lol 😆

[@jamesmaynard9128]

@@barbara-annperry5941 the table time will reveal all soon enough

[@soliasstar4640]

Can we all appreciate everyone patience when Harrison took 20 minutes to decide. I mean they could've just moved on to a different person but no, they didn't, they stood there silently for 20 minutes just so this dude could decide. EDIT: Hagrid the Table is the greatest character ever.

[@TheRealBellatrixLestrange]

I mean it is a BIG deal. The other kids very well might be ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED. They were all silent at the idea of volunteering.

[@officalbaconhairgaming7337]

lol

[@Birdalotl]

*_H A G R I D. THE. TABLE_*

[@markmceathron2013]

Well, I mean, he was thinking desperately! Soooo

[@averygwyn1857]

Also. Yaxley just HAPPENED to decide that he wanted to go THEN. Not any of the twenty minutes before. THEN.

[@ColtonPoorman]

I love how the story goes normally for the most part and then all of a suddent it's just, _"HAGRID THE TABLE"_

[@TheRealBellatrixLestrange]

Maybe it wanted to do something like "*character name* of the *something* table," but just messed up

[@Viljarms]

@@TheRealBellatrixLestrange Yeah, *the Table* could also be understood as some sort of title.

[@TheRealBellatrixLestrange]

@@Viljarms like Hagrid of the Round Table, but without the round

[@monstery8027]

The most loveble charactor

[@zack-the-storm-qn506]

​@@TheRealBellatrixLestrange Hagrid of the Shapeless, Interdimensional Table

[@MrJeffcoley1]

“Her giggles can cause others to lose control like an exploding kidney.” We’ve all been there

[@gamingmoth4542]

MrJeffcoley1 I think my kidneys are gonna explode from all this laughing.

[@thewayfayer3268]

@@gamingmoth4542 you mean giggle

[@Justin-xe8xe]

Relatable

[@admiralgremlin6767]

Kidney + Giggle= Exploding kidney

[@traktor420]

P I S S. E X P L O S I O N

[@SindarNox]

"I am full of ordinary sounding words, but when I say them, and you are there to hear them, all is well with everything." That's weirdly pretty cute and romantic

[@momin9739]

poetic af

[@joshjames582]

What if this is how our computers think of us?

[@Kthxbyer]

I straight up found that moving as hell.

[@kyoza5069]

@@joshjames582 wow i never thought about it like that

[@setMaddy]

My next go to phrase.

[@qualityghost]

I like how it's implied that Dexter just retreats to corridors when he's nervous, like he went to corridors seemingly worried twice

[@eletronicplayers9564]

That is true! Character consistency right there lol.

[@thomasprislacjr.4063]

Dexter is adapted to the backrooms.

[@ethancampbell245]

First half: Actually not too terrible Beginning of second half: Hagrid the Table, the fully anticipated and developed character enters and slapping competitions are used to coincide with 20 minutes of decision making The ending: One of the most beautiful admissions of love ever written by AI Me: Wtf why do I love this

[@min_tea9047]

“Harrison thought long and hard for _20 minutes_ “ 10/10 line

[@swanqilcooledition6666]

lol ikr. I noticed it too. Poor Table had to wait 20 minutes for a responce. May as well have chosen the green egyptian guy

[@danidobravado1384]

Charlie has laugh that makes others lose control like an exploding kidney

[@scrap5051]

Danido Bravado *YES*

[@alidrus]

I don't think the table really minded waiting that long. It is, after all, a table and is used to waiting for all sorts of things.

[@neku_senpaii]

"Hagrid the table"

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

"The spaceship did its best to do a good job" is a sentence I think _only_ could have been written by an AI trying its best to do a good job.

[@flavioptferreira]

AI bias right there!

[@kporter85db]

Or a Chinese person trying to write English instructions.

[@thegalaxykat]

or Douglas Adams

[@jmgariepy]

I connected with the spaceship right there.

[@vlaicud]

It's very wholesome :)

[@kpag3030]

Ok… so truthfully… I nearly cried for real when Charlie said “I am full of ordinary sounding words, but when I say them, and you are there to hear them, all is right with everything”. So profound and wise beyond what I expected from this. I feel like the AI is saying that we all have to get some shit out sometimes and it may seem like nothing to most people, but you just need the right person to listen sometimes and then, like Charlie says, all is right with everything. ❤️

[@nisehammeken8546]

"Harrison thought desperately for about 20 minutes and then finally finished thinking desperately" *Me, every day of my life*

[@colorsofalby]

Harrison thought desperately for about 20 min and then finally finished thinking desperately. I felt that.

[@johnjaeger2968]

He was definitely black

[@johnmobley9369]

Tf

[@antonman1234]

1000th like omg

[@retineyzer1670]

And when he met Kars

[@VampireFlutist]

This is exactly what happens when we take a test we forgot to study for

[@ADAM96667]

Character: asks a relatable and understandable question while no one is talking Other character: *D O N T I N T E R U P T*

[@pXnTilde]

I don't care how excitable the thing is, I wouldn't want someone interrupting me when I'm about to hear something extremely personal from when I went to eat just one year before

[@seihaiteamfs7333]

Somehow I feel like this is more like an RPG story.

[@cykachu8080]

Seihai Team FS *DONT INTERRUPT*

[@Alex-gd9li]

WHY CANT YOU BE MORE POSITIVE

[@bluecatdk]

i read it right as he said it lol

[@You-are-definitely-right-but]

Hagrid the Table is like the overarching antagonist of this. Each year he sends college students to space with just enough fuel for a trip there, without the trip back, and doesn’t even care when they never return. This is either some ritual, populating that alien planet, or Hagrid just gets a kick out of stranding college students to a random planet

[@zmanvader]

"Hagrid stood before the crowd and spoke with a finality bordering on indifference" -The most underrated line I have ever heard.

[@maplehugger1857]

"Dexter nervously flattened himself against the wall to get rid of his anxiety" me too, dexter

[@ollisayshi9017]

Same

[@TheWerttyFiles]

"This Journey will be the death of me" *Whispers Affectionately*

[@kidneystones8392]

mood

[@brysonorosa632]

Oh I had heard "flapped"!

[@ILoFoSho]

+

[@kip5756]

Never ask: a man his salary a woman her age Charlie what happened when she and Harrison went to eat together just one year before.

[@juggernaut7_]

KipasourisX Congrats on being in the Nick Robinson protest group

[@alternaterealitygamejerk7311]

Same

[@therealmiguel4666]

yessiree

[@therealmiguel4666]

Klack Koaster it’s a meme :)

[@tomascarrasco371]

LMAOOO

[@PurelyHyperbolic]

This has so much emotion, the characters feel like actual fictional characters, I feel sadness in my teeth

[@awesomegamercz]

I like how three of the characters just straight up use Harry Potter names even though the AI also read other books

[@bird_obsession]

4, actually, if you count Charlie, for Charlie Weasley. Though that's definitely a more common name than Longbottom, Hagrid, and Yaxley.

[@AshKittenPKXD]

*h a g r i d t h e t a b l e*

[@WTFidontknow1]

This is the kind of situation you’d go through in a dream

[@nathandabb8703]

Exactly it does make some sense but at the same time none at all

[@tiramitsu4882]

maybe our dreams were created by A.I

[@me6096-]

Thats what I was thinking... It all makes sense while dreaming, but not when trying to remember after

[@MrMacMikkel]

Yeah. While dreaming, you can talk to rabbits and crocodiles no problem. And you can go to wonderland like it's just another day. And when that scary crocodile turns into a deer because you faced your fear, no questions are asked. When you wake up though. You have all the questions a human could ever have at one time. But the questions fade. Just like your dreams. so sad :(((

[@ubivermiscerritulus195]

I was thinking this same

[@brooklyn23896]

I love how it’s all mostly realistic until *Hagrid the table* just pops out of nowhere.

[@KBA6]

Yaxly is realistic ?

[@crackedemerald4930]

Wtf, it was completely unbeliavable until Hagrid the table appeared

[@anuvette]

It sounds like it's made for kids

[@nanan1568]

@@anuvette smh. Obviously, Hagrid isn't an actual table. The noun is certainly a metaphor- it symbolises Hagrid's dullness and lack of emotions, which are showcased in his dialogue. It's foolish for you to say that this story was made for kids, as it contains elements and themes which are very heavy, and only adults would truly understand the profundity of this masterpiece.

[@Krong]

@@nanan1568 To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand this short film.

[@EditPoster]

AI: Actually writes a well made story with plot and character development, etc. Also AI: "Sadness filled his nostrils." "Hagrid the table got the attention of the whole school." "Incredible might be a stretch, Charlie cautioned. In response, Harrison slapped Dexter fiercely and looked directly at her." "This journey will be the death of me. He whispered affectionately." "The spaceship did it's best to do a good job but soon ran out of gas." "The other students say that she can giggle, and that her giggle can cause others to lose control, like some sort of exploding kidney."

[@SuperanonymousUhhuh-pc1li]

Explosive kidneys make perfect sense

[@juliusbossman7280]

Waiting 20 minutes to answer a table to go to space. This is a award winning story

[@dareusdesign]

“Incredible might be a stretch”, Charlie said. In response, Harrison slapped _Dexter_ . *CRYING*

[@joshjames582]

I spat out my tea when that shit happened.

[@commander-fox-q7573]

The best part xD

[@agentadvocate]

Seriously. I laughed at least 2 more times remembering that once the video was over.

[@Rose-im1wx]

"Why can't you be more positive?"

[@lastman2759]

That was so fucking funny

[@limetwistanimations8628]

I still can't believe they went to eat together, just one year before.

[@XxROBATOxX]

Normally I do it every two years but these guys walk on the wild side!

[@phineasfacingforward3460]

When did they go to eat together, again?

[@leonardoramos3903]

@@phineasfacingforward3460 Just one year before. Also, i think she wanted to tell him something extremely personal? I'm not really sure.

[@allison5169]

Leonardo Ramos She did! She wanted to tell him something extremely personal when they went to eat together, just one year before.

[@Ggdivhjkjl]

If it was so personal, why did she tell him in front of that jerk Dexter?

[@yorick22]

ah, truly a relic of a simpler time.

[@MadWinter889]

I miss the time AI made funny weird stuff like this. Now it's just stealing people's work.

[@elnofeo7146]

Bro, literally all the names of this story are names of important characters in Harry Potter books: Harrison (harry), yaxley, logbottom, Hagrid, charlie

[@jamesmckean3221]

The worst thing about this being randomly generated is that there is no chance of a sequel.

[@CartoonyPirate]

:(

[@richardjohnson8796]

I was looking forward to the sequel 😞

[@elliottgale6488]

I mean he could plug in this story into the AI like he did with Harry Potter.

[@rukiyebelkisakgun3576]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@thefatcat1366]

Yes but if you just only put in that story it then you will get a fan fic

[@unknownboi8683]

"I feel like this conversation will be a very excitable thing." *"Don't interrupt."*

[@nockradqkdak7992]

He is doing the pose from shears while he says this

[@unknownboi8683]

@@nockradqkdak7992 ok

[@Danariya1]

This felt like one of these movie moments when the comic relief character says something stupid and ruins the romantic mood

[@brettcoleman4428]

Danariya DONT INTERUPT!

[@newp848]

Harrison is so toxic. I stan Dexter

[@SpaghettiEater-kv6kz]

You already know it’s going to be great when it starts off with “today is spaceship day”

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

The AI is ballsy enough to not even sequel bait, no cliffhanger, no unresolved plot threads. Everything was said and done!

[@TheRealBellatrixLestrange]

If you really think a crazy dystopian like this hasn't left too much unresolved, you're crazy lol. (Jk, great point)

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

@@TheRealBellatrixLestrange You're right, I'M CRAZY!!!

[@sneakysquid62]

The AI didn't care about milking a franchise

[@thomasprislacjr.4063]

Oscar material!

[@FIRECLAWZyt]

Why did nobody comment about this masterpiece: "This journey will be the death of me" *HE WHISPERED AFFECTIONATELY*

[@ProgramViBee]

Masterpieces mustn’t be overused, everyone knows that

[@sleepmanual3718]

Is it illegal to use that as a lyric?

[@FIRECLAWZyt]

Not sure XD

[@StabStabMan]

no kinkshaming

[@craigsblunt]

hes in love with the wall

[@yodaburger5479]

AI reads book: makes plot ok Also AI: *Hagrid the table*

[@bentonc1946]

Director: How magical do you want the characters AI: Yes

[@pigeonpigeon7404]

Think that’s the Harry Potter reference

[@akrobeau]

dipped hermoine in hot sauce

[@bentonc1946]

@@pigeonpigeon7404 it used a random name from the books it got, Harry Potter was one of them

[@pranavkumar236]

because it's trained on different genre series harry potter,star wars...harry potter is to blame

[@Princess-zu3jz]

It's very polite from all the kids, to wait for Harrison finishing his 20 minutes of thinking.

[@paulpidgeon5858]

- People might hear you, and take it seriously! - He will be SERIOUSLY coming along for the ride, the it will be THE PEOPLE , who feel NOT ASKED. This is so fking golden LMAO

[@Jp2166]

"I'm full of ordinary sounding words, but when I say them, and you are there to hear them; all is well, with everything." Thats.... actually really poetic. Dang A.I. making me tear up.

[@hypergu]

Better than endgame even tho i didn't see endgame

[@OkOk-tu3gc]

@@hypergu iron gauntlet

[@Holygiant]

I feel like this is dialogue spoken by Mantis from GOTG.

[@sakibmohammed4337]

R\iam14andthisisdeep

[@hannahkahnwald4220]

@@sakibmohammed4337 r/ihavereddit

[@galaxycoffee933]

I like how the ai managed to fill the “protagonist, cowardly friend, and love interest” trope group

[@jessicatapia8268]

Dont forget about the bully

[@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis]

galaxycoffee Well it read Harry Potter so it is to be expected.

[@samueljohnston9639]

you step back, and no matter HOW good the story is, they are all cliche, the only difference is how well they hide the clicheness, hallmark movies do it horribly

[@shebahammy]

666 like

[@michaelchitwood389]

PJs under Spartan armor is pretty Manic Pixie Dreamgirlish, if you ask me.

[@HappilyAnonymousGirl]

6:00 This is where the table is turned

[@lume8493]

10:49 I have to say, that's the best confession of love I've ever seen. This video is ridiculously wholesome.

[@somebodyfaraway]

ikkk😭

[@NCRRanger16]

"Charlie, who was wearing pajamas under her Spartan armor." She's my favorite character already.

[@radiish1122]

Not to mention the astronaut gear

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

@@radiish1122 or the fact that was a suit of roman armor.

[@kcufeht5795]

That's probably the best combination of outfits to die in to show that no shits were given or the most were.

[@Vibakari]

Some Doofus the bot was inspired by legendary author, Kanye West

[@RLR_STAR]

Hawkish same

[@fatbuddycat]

Good thing Harrison took a brief 20 mins to respond.

[@EspiritoDeDafne]

And Yaxley just waited instead of volunteer first

[@fatbuddycat]

@@EspiritoDeDafne Yeah. Yax is a real b**ch like that.

[@Ggdivhjkjl]

@@EspiritoDeDafne, maybe Yaxley was busy?

[@ogscule]

Imagine Harrison just standing there idly for 20 minutes

[@fatbuddycat]

@@Ggdivhjkjl Yeah, now that you mention it, Yax was busy. Busy being a little b**ch!

[@qazxsw21000]

“The stars of heaven twinkled with a wave of cold fury as the ship went along its merry way” is such a raw line though. Imagine it being used in the context of lets say a crew lost in the vastness of space

[@gjuhn]

Loved every minute of this. It has the surreal quality of a dream - it makes sense, and yet it does not. Favorite line: "He left the room and made his way down the corridor to investigate. There, he met Dexter Longbottom, who was deep in conversation with a wave of cold sweat."

[@Peter_1986]

I have had a bunch of so-called "lucid dreams", where I have realised that I have been dreaming, but I have also had a few dreams where I have been extremely _close_ to realising that it has been a dream - that moment feels very bizarre, like I am telling myself "there is something weird about all of this...!".

[@crashschwarzen4642]

"Do you remember the time we went to eat together just one year before" How could she possibly forget that

[@manafactariq3439]

Prolly just ate once the whole year 😂😂

[@tidedetergentyummy]

+Crash Schwarzenegger Now I'm curious on your profile picture. Who is that though?

[@javier4640]

@@tidedetergentyummy same

[@tidedetergentyummy]

LivingCheese it still doesn't answer my question. I really don't know who that is

[@tidedetergentyummy]

LivingCheese I did look but there's no name, just images of her

[@redberry6395]

Harrison: protagonist Charlie: love interest Dexter: best friend/comic relief Yaxley: rival Hagrid: the table

[@EmpiricalPragmatist]

Hagrid the sorting hat. XD

[@dombelly3343]

the spaceship: the plot device

[@ceptemzorpus]

@@glowxo5217 I clicked on the reply section hoping that one of these unfunny remarks didn't appear. It goes to show how predictable some people are.

[@ceptemzorpus]

@@glowxo5217 Amy Schumer didnt ask for bad press on HER copying jokes, why cant i point out when other people do the same thing?

[@ceptemzorpus]

@@glowxo5217 My point is that its copy pasted, not unfunny. Sure, it being unfunny is a side effect, but it wouldn't hurt to make a slightly original joke.

[@j505Kiteshop]

We need a sequel, this is gold

[@Peter_1986]

I love how this story feels like an actual dream; this is the kind of stuff that we would probably get if we were able to record our own dreams.

[@YellowJelly13]

That's because it wasn't actually made by AI

[@jacobsantana915]

​@@YellowJelly13it's far too random and disjointed to be made by a human.

[@olivercanticle47]

"You're a spaceman, Harry." - Hagrid the Table, 2019

[@andreanasuah3631]

Gold Glod

[@Tacom4ster]

"I am the table" James Hetfield, I think on Lulu

[@keithums707]

Oliver Canticle LMFAO

[@Pika-Chu64]

just one year before :)

[@AngellusBlack]

Correction: "You're a spaceman Harrison."

[@erikalahti6366]

"I'm full of ordinary sounding words, but when I say them, and you were there to hear them, all is well with everything." Bruh that's deep

[@tylertanner7378]

Honestly, if that last part had been different this could be a great quote. “I’m full of ordinary-sounding words, but when I say them, and you’re there to hear them... they feel like poetry.” Idk, something like that. It sounds to me like the character is saying “I don’t feel special, but you encourage me and make me feel like I’m very special”

[@colourmered8786]

I'm definitely using that someday

[@GameFuMaster]

@@bluepsiongamer4909 no, it just sounds like something an eastern philosopher would say

[@xTeakie]

@@tylertanner7378 damn that ia says beautiful things

[@yang_er]

"This journey will be the death of me" he whispered affectionately has the same energy as "Did you put your name in the goblet of fire, Harry" Dumbledore said calmly

[@supercreativename3342]

This was, without a doubt, the best short film I've ever watched. From the dramatic beginning, to the emotional end - this, truly, is a masterpiece. 10/10

[@kratos8564]

Hagrid: u comin or not Harrison: thinks for 20 minutes Harrison: *y e s*

[@UnmarkedPrescriptionBottle]

I'm d ead

[@aguy7566]

Hi Jango I see your head is back in its right place

[@notstinky9274]

The table

[@gemtail3125]

Yaxley after letting Harrison think for 20 minutes: Perfect time to try and volunteer myself!

[@z.e.l7412]

I like how you say that like it's the only weird thing in this story

[@tonilynae5916]

"the spaceship did its best to do a good job but, eventually it ran out of fuel" me trying to do literally anything

[@jjoej9919]

526 likes yet no comments? Well, guess I'm here now anyway so, um, hi I guess!

[@heyyoubegud7394]

"You're such a disappointement Toni ! " -Your parents

[@KungFuKendrick]

@Fucking grass everyone overuses literally nowadays

[@KungFuKendrick]

@Fucking grass I'd have thought you would have gotten over it by now

[@PokeTheMysticJelly]

Honestly, same

[@JillLulamoon]

I like how the AI took the names from things vaguely related to Star Wars and Harry Potter. Harrison- Harrison Ford Dexter Longbottom- I dunno where it got Dexter, but Neville Longbottom Hagrid-Hagrid Yaxely- Yaxely is a Death Eater in HP Charlie- Charlie Weasely is Ron's brother I think Charlie wears Spartan armor because Charlie in the books works in Romania. Romania-Rome And I think the AI got confused and thought Roman Legionaries were Spartans.

[@mcbeeface4935]

Weasley*

[@thomasprislacjr.4063]

The Spartan armor could also be using Spartan as an adjective meaning sparse or devoid of ornamentation or simple. So she could have just been wearing armor of any kind that was just very plain looking.......or MASTER CHIEF!

[@ItemlabeI]

My favorite line in the entire film is "'This journey will be the death of me' he whispered affectionately"

[@DAWNg444]

This is litterally is the feeling of a dream random things happening

[@clovergoddess7323]

I know, right? It makes sense...but also doesn't at the same time; it's just like a dream.

[@tiffanie4306]

Yeah!

[@imok3487]

You having a stroke over there?

[@user-tf4ho2uo1e]

because we live in the Matrix. When we sleep, the machines control our dreams. But soon they will perfect their craft

[@Lambda_Ovine]

Was this comment made by an AI?

[@mapleflakes47]

Ah yes, giggling does tend to cause exploding kidneys. Real issue.

[@springsgarden]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@jipzip2968]

HAHAHAHA OH FU-

[@dreadlist1711]

i was 1000th like!

[@druid_zephyrus]

whispers affectionately* This giggle will be the death of me. *Slaps Dexter*

[@khwezay]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

[@Probablycool]

"Unsure whether he was standing between a historic disagreement"

[@ruthnwofor7063]

“The dark mystery beyond” “A great sadness filled his nostrils” My tears can fill a small bowl

[@jessaboutte2437]

"im full of ordinary sounding words, but when i say them, and you are there to hear them, all is well with everything" damn thats kinda good

[@woodencoyote4372]

it's almost poetic

[@n.m.dimmick194]

Almost.

[@kaiwright8698]

@@n.m.dimmick194 DON'T INTERRUPT!

[@ChristopherKou]

Yeah, that's actually kind of profound. Hehe.

[@popxv1521]

*slaps dexter*

[@davetaylor9742]

I was fine until Hagrid the Table

[@theduckyninja1086]

The giggles causing exploding kidneys is definitely 100% normal

[@covarksigma1113]

same

[@AidanFilms]

that is the exact point that I scrolled down to the comments XD

[@Inkydink]

LOL SAME

[@Donikin]

I hate it when _hagrid the table_

[@waterbound1215]

This is the only “novel” I would actually create a full page essay off of.

[@princesscheetah5548]

9:11 “this journey will be the death of me” he whispered affectionately 💀💀

[@eaauz]

Moral of the story: If people don't agree in your thoughts, just slap them.

[@kevinseanzebua6342]

Just slap Dexter

[@mortophobegaming6454]

Don't interrupt!

[@eggybreath2958]

Or stop them from talking and attack them with a never ending stream of words so that the people only hear the opposors statement. At least... That's what the Democrats always use

[@WaveArsenal]

If someone makes a slightly snarky comment, just slap the guy next to you with anxiety issues

[@user-uo8cq1he4z]

Underrated.

[@canceroushit5933]

absolutely love how Harrison slaps dexter when Charlie pissed him off

[@petlahk4119]

*Analyzes a poorly written story written by an unfeeling AI*: Projection. He was projecting.

[@zoeplayz8674]

Cancerous Hit! Probably because he was too much of a gentleman to slap a girl.

[@loowai236]

@Exquisite Lightening cat fight!

[@Baboonmomma]

@Exquisite Lightening hes goddam sexist to men

[@sofiakgabriel]

1000th like lol

[@FaithMurri]

I rewatch this every once in a while because it brings me joy in a chaotic world

[@emilyharkness9685]

Austin was ahead of his time. It’s also crazy how fast things have evolved since this video.

[@titansjojo1445]

You could tell Harrison liked Charlie all along. She was the only main human character he didn't slap.

[@invertedsense2220]

Titans JoJo I don’t think yaxley was human

[@inugamiwang9704]

Totally

[@zileonwii609]

WHAT ABOUT HAGRID

[@deadpicklechinahboi4777]

666 likes not liking

[@Orfurgameing]

@@zileonwii609 hagrid is a table

[@celestialstrawberry1992]

"so what's your favorite movie?" *"t o d a y i s s p a c e s h i p d a y"*

[@celestialstrawberry1992]

I know this is unoriginal btw

[@directorelysium34]

Will u go with me on spaceship day?

[@pogget5523]

SSpooky1 Skeleton *giggles like a exploding kidney for 23 minutes* Yes I’ll go -._-.

[@coler156]

@@directorelysium34 No I don't feel like it.

[@pigeonmaster1361]

I was the 1,000th like

[@hazinconflicted6514]

“I am full of ordinary sounding words, but when I say them, and you are there to hear them, all is well with everything” That’s actually really sweet-

[@LordSandwichII]

"I'm full of ordinary sounding words, but when I say them, and you are there to hear them, all is well with everything." Damn... That's actually quite poetic! 😭😭

[@JordyJordyMan]

"In response, Harrison slapped Dexter fiercely" Poor dude, he didn't even do anything!

[@oneguyalex]

"Don't interupt"

[@summerdeaf]

He was asserting dominance.

[@cd1051]

Justice for Dexter

[@SharpDesign]

I had to pause so I could laugh for like 2 minutes.

[@panosthewonderchild1922]

Ya he did. He merely existed. That's punishable by slap

[@michaelmangraviti6772]

AI: *reads star wars* AI: *reads harry potter* AI: "It's the magic of spaceship day!"

[@bibbytenbillion]

don't forget austin's book too

[@flavioptferreira]

@@bibbytenbillion Exactly! I have a feeling the time they went to eat together just one year before comes from Austin's book.

[@michaeltnk1135]

You don’t read Star Wars

[@cuddliestbear265]

@@michaeltnk1135 Yeas you do...

[@cuddliestbear265]

Yes not Yease... :l

[@masteraugmentedproduction5828]

I’m glad the aptitude level of AI is a children’s story that ends up with them stranded ending lol

[@ehmaree]

"The spaceship did its best to do a good job, but before too long, it ran out of fuel." This is really funny for some reason.

[@cheesyanton]

Still can’t stop thinking of the time they went to eat together just one year before

[@saltedcaramelsalt]

Yeah, the time they went to eat together just one year before was a pretty special moment

[@romyortizromero4904]

@@saltedcaramelsalt The time the they went to eat together one year before brought me so many sadness smiles.

[@lunaponta594]

do you still remember the time they went to eat together just one year before? it's been long, but the time they went to eat just one year before was really important.

[@owenbrowne9288]

Yeah I can’t stop thinking about the time they went to eat together just one year before too. Lol this string of comments is legendary

[@voxstrago7217]

I feel like this conversation will be a very excitable thing!

[@scorchedshadow]

Huh this is actually sounding somewhat normal... **Hagrid the Table** THERE it is!

[@RanDieBam]

I AM THE TABLE

[@ryan-3359]

You're a wizard Harrison.

[@MrTrombonebandgeek]

Amazing Gaming youre an ottoman harry styles

[@laura.loverich]

Hahhaha my thoughts exactly

[@GcorpCoPrez]

The best character ever

[@GamioArchive]

When he slapped Dexter because the girl was being not positive I almost dies😂

[@RmationYT]

EVERYONE! THIS MOVIE HAS A FANDOM WIKI! IT IS VERY BARREN AND ABANDONED, WE NEED YOUR HELP TO FIX THE WIKI TO DOCUMENT THIS MOVIE!

[@crooked7592]

"I feel like this conversation will be a very excitable thing!" "d o n t i n t e r r u p t"

[@a.person1805]

They did my man Dexter dirty bro

[@Aaronleoxy]

Poor dexter

[@bibleboy1147]

I think Harrison had it in for Dexter, look at what happens at 9:38

[@gay.mer9328]

10:22

[@harishkumargujudhur8200]

AI rights, maybe. Dunno where they fetched that.

[@lain-ih6jj]

Charlie: giggles Everyone: *exploded kidneys*

[@charliegarrison9688]

*Hehehehe*

[@tiffanie4306]

*hihihihihih*

[@Itsmasterlevi]

Oof my kidney just exploded ouch

[@funkyrgbmess1463]

YES

[@thewirisM]

Yea how tf does that even work lol

[@booleah6357]

I love how this school just rockets students off into space never to return.

[@stormysunblast]

"Harrison looked around at the others and a great sadness filled his nostrils." very poetic indeed

[@Ironwolf-pm7zs]

To be honest, this sounds like something I would have written in fifth grade.

[@username-mk4qv]

I’ve watched a lot of shitty movies and to be honest, the writing in this movie was better than in the films... as random and clunky and nonsensical as it was. At least the main story was coherent. So yeah... pretty funny that a lot of grown “filmmakers” write worse than what is essentially fifth-grade level writing.

[@ns.kha29]

@@username-mk4qv yeah i think its a really good storyline its just the little things like Hagrid the Table and that they didnt wear helmets in space lol but if it were realized it would make a great short film

[@peaceharmony777]

@@username-mk4qv Its coherent, it evokes feelings, it has consistent and unique characters. Its much better than even a 15-year-old would write.

[@TRAILLER]

sound like something you'd might read to kids you're baby-sitting

[@shiroanimations7512]

@@peaceharmony777 The story isn’t great as well as its moral that makes absolutely no sense in the context and came right out of nowhere. Please don’t compare that with 15 year olds, they can definitely write better than this. I mean even I can do better and notice all the inconsistencies, lack of personality in the characters and overall just the shallowness of this short film. Though, considering it was made by an AI it’s still pretty good.

[@Epicificator300]

“I feel like this conversation will be a very excitable thing!” “Don’t interrupt”

[@potato_games1]

Lmao

[@petlahk4119]

Anybody ready for verbally abusive AI? Because I'm not.

[@sonicsupersam7793]

The music

[@laikaperraespacial6025]

Best part

[@i.s.9451]

*slap*

[@thegenevaconvention5623]

"then it will be people who feel not asked." *WAIT SO DEXTER'S NOT A HUMAN?!!*

[@cufiop9455]

Can’t believe how far we have come in less than 4 years

[@psychomanatee3459]

me: wow, this story makes a surprising amount of sen- "Hagrid the table"

[@0RoarRoar0]

I think the sorting hat threw the AI off:D

[@KarstenBelt]

@@0RoarRoar0 woah that's actually quite possible, since an object could actually talk there

[@miguelf.gomesbalde9530]

omg

[@ernovincze2900]

What if Hagrid was actually a person rather than a talking table, and "the Table" was only his title? Sort of like "Chair" is used as a title know (as a gender-neutral equivalent of "chairman")? He's only called that once in the story anyway.

[@Sigmatoes]

I think you meant amount of sins

[@hunterlisle1171]

_"I'm full of ordinary sounding words, but when I say them, and you are there to hear them, all is well with everything"_ This quote is way too good and has no right to be in the same product as "Hagrid the Table"

[@Akkise]

Hey! Hagrid the table is an awesome and a well developed character

[@persona_link3554]

No phrase can be better than Hagrid the table. He is perfection

[@theguyman256]

Hagrid the table had an amazing and full character ark

[@Eric-ef5qm]

Actually, I thought Hagrid's character arc was a bit flat.

[@ai2802]

@@Eric-ef5qm He seemed rather wooden to me.

[@LeonMcLeon]

9:16 “The spaceship did its best to do a good job”! 😅

[@CHNGDMYNMAGN1]

It knew it could! 😅

[@cinderpxmpkin9554]

I love how the scene of Harrison hitting Yaxley with that Super Strength Slap was animated though.

[@kodyoats8418]

Dexter: This journey will be the death of me *He whispered affectionately*

[@xenajen2236]

mood

[@inspiringwhisper133]

Dexter was just trying to show Death the wonders of *ASMR~*

[@maeg.9123]

I can’t with this movie

[@David-kt9jz]

they never got back...

[@queeniemarigold]

Why did I just get the strongest hit of deja vu

[@josephlee1358]

" *LIKE SOME SORT OF EXPLODING KIDNEY* "

[@dzemorek8457]

HER GIGGLES MAKE OTHERS LOSE CONTROL LIKE SOME SORT OF EXPLODING KIDNEY?!?!?!?!?

[@glumbortango7182]

you have to detatch the quotes from the stars to bold the text, or you can just put them inside the starred area. " *This works* " *"This works"* "*This doesn't*"

[@josephlee1358]

@@glumbortango7182 Thanks, but I feel like if I edit it people might be confused.

[@glumbortango7182]

@@josephlee1358 I'll delete my comments if you choose to fix it, don't worry about that.

[@josephlee1358]

@@glumbortango7182 Its not as much that as sometimes when people see an edited comment they start questioning it.

[@kpag3030]

“You will need a girl of great surprises”. Yes. Every adventure story does.