This Shouldn't Have Worked

I don't know why I got away with this but I just used the Diver to consume all sorts of sea creatures and then I was rich. I guess it also didn't hurt to have those diamond multipliers either. Maybe luck is the key to my success.
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[@catpotato1115]

“I’m not addicted to gambling, you’re addicted to gambling” “gaslighting is not a joke Jim” “wanna bet?” “YES HOW MUCH”

[@graceartemiskhlum6926]

DF is using reverse phycology on us within the first 10 seconds of the video-

[@terrathefifth]

8:30 (Micheal) No DF thats my Joke! (bottom right corner)

[@jinxbattlz3002]

I was gonna comment that Dang it

[@eggdog1448]

THE FUCK

[@ManDrake47]

YES I AM ADDICTED TO GAMBLEING

[@BattleSpew]

It hurt seeing DF not remove the Bounty Hunter. It was only taken for that one thief, and then just sat there, giving 1 coin each spin thereafter, while DF removes other symbols that get multipliers.

[@blazerchocobo]

Why drop the bounty hunter, worth 1, when you can remove all your plums that are worth 3 each?

[@KainYusanagi]

@@blazerchocobo Did he have the fruit basket? Then yeah, they were 3. Thy're normally only 2 though.

[@shadowtwinkle]

@@KainYusanagi he did have fruit basket

[@lunar_moth777]

@@KainYusanagi tell me you didn't pay attention without telling me you didn't pay attention

[@KainYusanagi]

@@lunar_moth777 So by replying to someone pointing out the base values to someone else, I automatically wasn't paying attention. Ooooookaaaaay.

[@karnewarrior]

Auugh, all that Dwarf was doing was sucking value from the Geologist... Those guys eat ores AND the stuff that usually comes out of ores, so packing the board full of ore and just letting one dude go to town is a really solid strategy Though you can't do *too* much without multiplier combos.

[@bensoncheung2801]

I'm also sure geologists can SHARE ores, adding value to both at the same time.

[@karnewarrior]

@@bensoncheung2801 They can, but at the same time it splits the value in two if they eat separate ores, which can make getting the best value out of them more difficult. That's a much more subtle and nuanced problem though - that Dwarf was just sitting around, giving one coin every time he showed up and actively LOSING DF money when he chopped up an ore instead of the geologist.

[@bensoncheung2801]

I think that might be fine if you're flooding the board with ores and want them gone fast, though getting more than two may be pushing it, and yeah, definitely should have removed the dwarf?

[@deesmith8576]

@@karnewarrior if you want to break the game geologist and oyster and bronze arrow. Collect all the oyster you can get if you do it right 999999999

[@deesmith8576]

@@karnewarrior 1 geologist also after you hit past 500 on the geologist destroy all the oyster

[@turtlewarrior7946]

He's not addicted to gambling. We're addicted to watching gambling.

[@Greatsword585]

Ye

[@weirdogamingbruh]

Took the words right from my keyboard

[@free2gamer189]

ya one of my favorite series on this channel

[@Juice_noob]

He has a very hard to argue with his counter.

[@stolenhero6650]

My daily DF to cure my nightly depression

[@redpandahit122]

Ikr 😭😭😭

[@thebootyliciousbandit1745]

Me

[@JessicaJess636]

i ngl almost at the point of neck rope and stay for dis content

[@noonelol6448]

1 DF a day keeps the depression away

[@sphinxfn2218]

@@redpandahit122 just live life homie In 20 years you’ll look back and be thankful you did :)

[@twtchr44]

"gonna focus on diver" Immediately distracted by dame and geologist

[@shadowsonic4452]

It looks like you didn’t notice that archeologists can eat ore and big ore, so you didn’t even need the dwarf.

[@austinschaffer7854]

This guy's refusal to read what's on the screen is what keeps me unsubscribed to be honest. It's too much pain.

[@aliplays6799]

@@austinschaffer7854 then don't watch and don't reply. Those of us who like to watch because of his personality will, no one will miss you.

[@lukebrito4279]

I love your extremely dry commentary. It's hilarious how your tone almost never changes from sounding like the enthusiasm has been drained from your soul

[@oskar5130]

it has been drained from his soul

[@sinny5404]

His voice is nearly Monotone

[@MooseTrack_Inc]

Yes! And sometimes he lets a little laugh slip and it’s so surprising

[@GradyDP]

@@MooseTrack_Inc when DF laughs it feels like the day will be better now.

[@HillBilly_Urbex]

im sorry i cant like its 69, nice

[@isaiahmcdonald9209]

"I think this is going to be a crab run" Crab rave intensives

[@notthecrabmafia1555]

The Crab Mafia mourns the loss of many today

[@mateocruz4823]

rip

[@hannahlistento100EAT]

The tastiest gang in town

[@shrekevin7608]

Oof

[@NStripleseven]

*munching intensifies*

[@mateocruz4823]

@@NStripleseven there sacrifice was not in vain

[@MorgMorgW]

Everytime I decide to go to sleep, df has just posted.

[@oskar5130]

sleep schedule? nah

[@temmiethetem4803]

Wait you sleep?

[@MorgMorgW]

@@temmiethetem4803 no, because df posts whenever I decide to.

[@johngoss9616]

Trueeeeee

[@hajile5708]

When candy crush appeared at the side i thought youtube found another way to cram as many ads in our face per video

[@ithalathegayguy]

Honestly, I'd hate ads less if they just popped up on the side like that instead of interrupting the video

[@Erspel]

"Wow, we're getting really lucky with the rare finds tonight" *has 6 or so items that boost his chances to find higher rarity stuff*

[@DeathnoteBB]

*ignores all the rare things for a common purple pepper* Me: 😭

[@straw-hatsnivy5749]

"I'm not addicted to gambling, you're addicted to gambling." Shut up man, I'm already insecure about my wish gambling addiction in Gacha games ;-;.

[@SpoopyNekoBitsy]

Just Know that people like you keep those games going... Thats being said by one himself

[@kindalam_e]

i dont know how he knew i was addicted to gambling

[@GM.Nobody]

one of us one of us one of us

[@r1k0rose20]

farmin' quartz for parvati in FGO ;-; 93 an no luck so far....

[@kerrioneill1486]

Red alert red alert there's an anime girl!!!

[@evilsmoo3358]

"I only need valuable stuff!" **rolls full of 4 rabbit fluff** "Yes, only valuable stuff!"

[@yournotgully]

its a good day when DF uploads

[@aromaticbugle22]

So almost every day? Agreed!

[@djplum6779]

Df called me addicted to gambling so I called him addicted to coffee

[@NStripleseven]

Yeah probably

[@Mas-cm6cy]

i just saw the into, and i am already loveing this

[@hardikjain4306]

I stay up for DF till 12 even though I have school early, thanks for always posting DF.

[@argoylegargyle]

I spent the entire time yelling at you to remove the bounty hunter. He served his purpose and you never gave him anything else to do but waste space.

[@krispinhabbas9575]

"Miners are stupid". Every single Minecraft player: *cries

[@jackmchough957]

The timing of his videos just make it for me. I'll fall asleep listening to it, not remember any of it, then I can watch it a second time in the morning over breakfast

[@cerealbites]

Me: Realizing that me and thousands of other people are literally watching this man play a slot machine...at midnight... . . Also me: "Idk, sounds like a pretty good idea"

[@abyssal_cruasder1186]

Its the perfect idea

[@moviemaker2011z]

DF: I'm not addicted to gambling, YOU'RE addicted to gambling. Me: well damn, I guess I never knew that about myself.

[@jacob1983runner]

Wanna bet you're wrong?

[@moviemaker2011z]

@@jacob1983runner hit me.

[@MorsCustos]

For some reason these are one of my favorite vids of yours

[@k0vert.]

yea

[@k0vert.]

it shouldnt of have worked

[@steveharris2451]

Yea

[@vArmistice]

Hey you were first

[@Void_Cultist]

congrats on first

[@joaolucassantos7855]

Only DF can make mistakes and bad choices be so pleasant to watch while half sleeping.

[@davyboy3869]

I absolutely love your voice! It just relaxes me. Also the lady that eats fruits is the best. With the items that gives you seeds when 3 symbols are destroyed and the items that makes seeds 100% grow. You can almost get infinite. I got tree of them in one run and got her in the high 90. Keep up the good works!

[@Groggy_Gamer]

Best run I ever had in this, I got 2 geologists. Keep taking ores and golems, and watch the game break HARD.

[@8Gh1st7]

Df, thank you for ur content, literally I'm going through the worst fucking break up in my life right now and your videos still are making me smile

[@noah1535]

In hindsight this run would have been amazing for a mixed suits build. There were plenty of red and black suits symbols offered, both the red suits and black suits items, and at least 2 jokers

[@WolvericCatkin]

That Bounty Hunter... that Bounty Hunger... _it pains me.._

[@mosaix1]

Video Name: This Shouldn’t Have Worked Me: Knowing DF he will make anything work

[@Quedsedash]

>gets early happy hour >gets lucky dwarven anvil with a dwarf >doesn't feed the the dwarf a single time >beer would be worth 40 and wine 60 >"I lost because I didn't focus on diver"

[@omarlareominino7569]

Between you and Rat, I can keep going with my days. There os something in your voice that just makes me happy ^^ thanks a lot DF

[@pamralph3346]

3:07 you could’ve said crab rave darn it

[@Brademic]

So glad you upload these really early, gives me something to when watch when the suns not up but I am

[@phlobby]

0:45 that's the crab rave intro claws clacking

[@XWNORST]

Gambling at 1 am? Totally not addicted

[@btf_flotsam478]

11:47 The dwarf does destroy ores to create precious stones, yes... but it stops the geologist from getting +1 per spin by destroying that ore.

[@DeathnoteBB]

It does? The description says it destroys alcohol, not ore

[@DoomsdayR3sistance]

Most Players of this game: "A second Geologist, don't mind if I do!" DF: "A second Geologist, nah" Also tossed keyboard when DF almost passed up the first, and might have done so when he picked up the Dwarf.

[@muudip9151]

Has happy hour, dwarven anvil and a dwarf Still doesn't take wine

[@dreadfull345]

weird coincidence, I was just no lifing this game and now I'm in bed because I finally got an unstoppable run and see this

[@Barbaerik15]

I love it when DF plays this game and I have no idea why

[@_mwk]

We're not addicted to gambling. We're addicted to addicted to gambling.

[@victorlima875]

The geologist by itself can destroy geodes.

[@russellgriffin8409]

Its only a matter of time before he finds out his way to "cheat" to expiriment in this game too

[@drakomatic]

the best way to find bugs or find things that need to be balanced is to send this guy a link to your game

[@KazumiyaEnthusiast]

Legend says he has removed every symbol but bounty hunter

[@PiccoTerra]

dont go for the diver. go for the geologist

[@kitkup8570]

The great thing about the title is every single one of your videos can be named that

[@one_edgy_son_of_a_bi-]

I like how at 4:45 Df picked big symbol bomb instead of tax evasion which could have negated his thief entirely

[@davidmcgill1000]

Which negates the reason to have the thief at all.

[@one_edgy_son_of_a_bi-]

@@davidmcgill1000 I mean he'd still gain value but he wouldn't take money

[@davidmcgill1000]

@@one_edgy_son_of_a_bi- It gains value from the number of coins lost. If you make it 0 then it stops at whatever amount it already stole.

[@one_edgy_son_of_a_bi-]

@@davidmcgill1000 I dunno man, I'm just guessing rn

[@Happyyyyyyyyyyy]

I love how he got in the new video that he made (duck life) wins 50k coins or 500k and then asks what he could do and it sends me straight to this video... well thanks!

[@SutekiRedux]

just before the video started I had an ad about addiction

[@Ferniiq]

finally, i can sleep now

[@jacobb5484]

You shoulda got rid of the bounty Hunter after he got the thief.

[@MattHew-rq8zw]

We're the ones addicted to DF. (Jest aside... He's worth a watch every time!)

[@seemlees5740]

DF: " I'm not addicted to gambling, You're addicted to gambling" *Gambling addiction has entered the chat*

[@KringusKrang]

I love how you put your pc specs in the description and you play this game, actually hilarious, power to you man 😂

[@doodle2954]

Ngl you should have more views and subs your voice is so calming :)

[@audioprowess9208]

“We’re going to take the plum because it’s worth 2 and 2 is more than 1.” L theme intensifies

[@aidenb200]

Should have called the title 'diver has crabs'

[@Astral_Incarnate]

I'm not addicted to gambling, I am addicted to watching you gamble

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the episode.

[@pithepieoverlord4861]

"It's probably gonna be" *target ad*

[@irrelevant12]

diver is so hard to play because to survive late game you need alot of rare find chance, and once you land enough of it. you will no longer get crabs/turtles/pearls/oisters or anything that the diver can eat. They need to add some rare sea creatures so diver can be as playable as the fruit girl or the geologist.

[@Five_Degree]

How was this not taken out of context 0:17

[@zolazar6928]

I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to you. After all, you ARE "dangerously" addictive. (I don't regret anything)

[@hello-yn1lu]

Crabs are delicious.

[@sdomin6874]

Not addicted to gambling but I am addicted to watching your videos

[@jacksfacts20]

*needs common items to feed diver* DF proceeds to keep rarity multipliers that prevent him from getting common items.

[@tooth2887]

he ain't wrong, we're all watching him gamble lmao

[@infernus4759]

A chicken run would be op as all you need is one and you can get a full chicken board

[@saranwrap132]

That stutter after he picked second shiny pebble showed instant regret 😂

[@alexfisher2002]

He missed the thing that buffs rabbit fluff

[@wisedylan]

Geologist golem dwarf dame alcohol. I like this game quite a bit surprisingly.

[@ryan_pencil9727]

The crab clicks gave me flashbacks

[@m.oudekerk63]

I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to watching a gambling addict gamble

[@theearwyrm6105]

Why have I watched this 3 times already? *replays again*

[@Dessiekens]

The cultists are pretty broken when you get arrows with them

[@notthecrabmafia1555]

The Crab Mafia is fast

[@Void_Cultist]

so you are the crab mafia?

[@met4jet]

Oh goodness, I was playing Minecraft hardcore then I heard the creeper noise and I freaked out.

[@NStripleseven]

Lol

[@chickenlyle0928]

I love this pixelated game. You know another pixelated game I love? S T A R D E W V A L L E Y

[@coolman2682]

No I’m not addicted to gambling. I’m addicted to watching you gamble

[@awesomenija6627]

DF is love. DF is life. I need this guy. He's helped me through so much. Thank you, DF. For being there for me when I needed you most.

[@Rappy104]

Haven’t watched the vid yet but I know it’s gonna be good

[@Simcity11100]

Every time he picks the highlander just because it's very rare...

[@NStripleseven]

It is a pretty good item early-game

[@maxpuigpowell8630]

Diver is worth 2, each sea creature gives it 1 more. When it was at 6 it’s actually 8 because he gives 2 before his bonuses

[@breadcat2211]

Me realizing this game has strategy and its not just mindlessly gambling

[@homers1999]

Df! The geologist eats ores and gets value from them too!

[@pansexualcoffee2692]

*Two midas bombs in a row*, "maybe thats a sign", *Dosnt get the midas bomb*...........*Evicted*

[@michaelschmitt3390]

So with stuff like rabbit fluff it doesnt mean you will find more valuable stuff in the new symbol choices it means the more valuable stuff u have will show up on the board so like if u are doing a flower run and u have rabbit fluffs(for some reason) that means less flowers will show up.....also the diver was giving more then the number above him bc at base he gives u two and give u one extra plus for each thing he eats

[@baummmharz8983]

Ahh..it hurts to see you rejecting the arrows. They multiply everything they point at X2

[@GoonDoctor]

I only look at my notifications to check if df uploaded

[@dububstep]

The invisible bounty hunter

[@phalamy9180]

It was really painful seeing you get the Dwarf to break the ore even though the geologist already broke ore AND boosted his money from doing so

[@gabrielkarakash7340]

Df: I'm a 100 ahead Has 99 coins after rent Me: Seems legit

[@justinweaver1225]

Idk if you all noticed it, but he sounds like he just got back from the dentist.

[@Coldpack728]

Someone tell him to take wine when the dwarves and booze are buffed so he can get the free 60 gold

[@soupmuggsoupspoon3227]

and 2 is more than 1 idk why but that sounded so funny i actually laughed way to hard about that