This slime can end 1,000,000 lives

[@Slayer_OfLight]

General rule for roguelikes: If your game is about to crash, or it crashes, it's because you're playing it right.

[@evanrooney8447]

exactly

[@ferreiramartins2140]

That has been his strategy for years

[@Dystux]

Exactly right. If you're not about to absolutely destroy the console or PC you're playing on, you aren't playing with the intended purpose.

[@DanteHizurotheLucario]

If your game isn't begging for mercy, you're not playing it right

[@dontmindme2937]

No?

[@ipway9511]

DF is slowly fixing our attention spans

[@joelschelp5662]

Amen to that 😂

[@TyvernIsCool]

Yes I fully agree

[@Masonthetoaster]

Agreed

[@CuongTruong-cb3mk]

disagree

[@CarJul666]

A slime planting and protecting trees, wasn't something I'd ever expected to see. And it's entertaining to watxh. Well done DF.

[@edelta88]

The game is not over when my enemies die. The game is over when the game dies.

[@Ophanim-11]

The Lorax has been looking a bit different lately…

[@StillAlwaysSleepy]

Yeah, i think he's had enough

[@The_Barroth]

Great now I wanna see the Lorax and Ashes meet

[@Mia_Waiting]

Second best tentacle video today🧐🧐 what do you think we are watching.

[@The_Hanged-Man]

Inwas about to point the same thing...

[@noodle_Cx]

not wrong

[@comradecat7235]

Yeah, SpongeBob is always going to be first best tentacle video

[@Matias-et9fs]

I mean, he's right

[@ninjaoforthanc8177]

a very specific sub-genre of mahou shoujo anime😉😉

[@reniererasmus1604]

Thank you for all the amazing content, your humor, voice, and videos have made many of my days good days.

[@Usename-f1f]

I don’t know why but his voice is exactly how I imagine the monster sounds like

[@CAPTAIN-REX]

no this is the first best tentacle video cuz I just woke up

[@funky555]

yet

[@darkohorror]

i loved the part when DF’s tentacle slimed all over the place

[@knpark2025]

This Lorax slapps for the trees.

[@jypyannukke]

second best tentacles video...

[@unreal9665]

*best

[@jifrifts8663]

He ain't wrong

[@Capybarret]

…

[@hellogood7239]

“Anywhere you see a hole we can put a tree inside” 😅😂😅

[@SadisticFrog]

Y'all talking about his other video right? Right????

[@jordancambridge4106]

I like how DF does all the work and carries the team like he carries your mother to bed yet he still gives us credit to helping because we sat back and watched him do everything to win the games.

[@CasuallyShadow]

Dunno if DF reads comments anymore (I dont blame him 90% of it is slop) but if he sees this, he should try Rimworld or project zomboid, they're games he'd probably say "Are for smart people", but they're amazing to watch people who aren't that play it, it's chaos and amazing

[@johnburgess352]

DF absolutely unhinged with the first statement

[@Not_him2]

I love the waking animation in this game

[@bennyk384]

"Welcome to the second best tentacle video you're going to see today" And what would be that best tentacle video we're going to see, Mr. Funny?

[@OMEGAXD303]

From ashes bloom is such a cool name for a game

[@worst__]

im sad the classic intro songs gone

[@rottin_3669]

Subscribed for the stardew. Stayed for the tentacle jokes.

[@Dumbrarere]

Title: This slime can end 1,000,000 lives Me: *Hears Captain Mattias Torres ranting about saving ten million lives by sacrificing one million.*

[@CasuallyShadow]

"As opposed to a defense bomb" That's what America calls their massive spending on their "Defense budget"

[@davidwoolley2985]

I luv watching a Slough shitting out trees. My kind of game

[@mrbanjoooo]

2:55 was hilarious

[@robertremington661]

PLEASE MORE!!!!! Set weird stupid rules/challenges for yourself. It'll be so fun~

[@ethribin4188]

This is a cool new base defence game theme :D Im glad those types of games still inovate. Unlike the vampire slayer clomse these days...

[@TyvernIsCool]

Literally the only reason my attention span is existent, Thanks DF

[@zerofudgesgiven]

What you mean second best? This is the only tentacle video I’ve seen all day.

[@gManGabe]

Yet another game beat into crashing. Good job, DF!

[@crimsondragon2677]

The Learn to Fly music.

[@Mystical_0]

best testacies vid ever

[@elhaselkim11]

Nothing like DF to end my day right.

[@DianaGebaña]

Idk why but the title when said on a lower tone sounds sick

[@CelestialAura7]

Damn I haven’t heard that outro song in a minute, thanks for the nostalgia

[@jayrigonan3153]

Best intro of the decade

[@larryvilla6869]

I miss the og SF vid format with the hoppy song and hello everyone

[@AContentCreatr]

Second best tentacle video today🧐🧐 what do you think we are watching

[@ZeroANetnieS]

Ending music was a bop

[@demonwolf6485]

good game , pretty sure the only reason it crahses is because of too many projectiles , so either only put defensive trees , or only 2 rows of shooters

[@vkc553]

Starting off strong this video lmao

[@takaotsu3592]

Ah yes. As a Japanese I can relate to slime and tentacles. 😂

[@starmaker9804]

_Lorax lore seems quite different nowadays…_

[@WillKnott1real]

we need moree!!

[@ĐứcDuyTrần-o7t]

this is why I love apples

[@Toradorafan16]

DF is making the 9 rings of treehell

[@marissapayne2609]

I see each of the videos and it never disappoints

[@JhayjhayBalisi-rw2ks]

Hello there

[@marissapayne2609]

Hi

[@TomasaurusrexQQ]

This is a criminally under rated comment.

[@ChemicalBurn1985]

Well then, due to the intro I didn't know I'd be watching at least 2 videos today...

[@cptncorrey3273]

Your videos are wholesome keep it up man

[@evanrooney8447]

i want to see more of this game

[@dylang1348]

You should play egg inc!

[@jaseyoung6704]

"Then we're filling more holes"

[@thefandomchild777]

More like tenta- _culling_ , amiright?

[@jenniferfelice6470]

big enjoy and gave a like TEAM SCARECROW woooo :DD

[@yosukiii3820]

i love tentacles, even ones in anime 😅

[@DianaGebaña]

This slime can kill 1000000 live in one fell swooop

[@diamondplayz2145]

Hi DF. This looks like a cool game.

[@Demonlivinginthesun]

Johnny Appleseed POV:

[@ThanPuracan-ln3hh]

My childhood

[@rhysrooprice6035]

Yyyyyyeeeeeeeessssssss more please

[@pharahamari5105]

What’s the first best tentacle video?

[@ZukoTheDoodle]

Day 2 of asking DF to play Soulstone Survivors

[@TheSmartKid2012]

18 minutes ago that’s crazy 🧍‍♂️

[@ARUA.YT.]

Being this early feels illegal on such an amazing KZbinrs channel

[@Mr_iWood]

caught him in seconds

[@Team_Svitko]

Woah i just got to the first second of the video and holy heck

[@BZ-km4gu]

You should play the game birds aren't real

[@xMeschx]

this slime is nothing to rimuru tempest :D

[@chardz4257]

Need more

[@VERESF1]

BANGER

[@snarkyespresso]

Woah, I'm early to a DF video, only three minutes ago? That's crazy and I'm amazed I caught it this early

[@rileyfairfull2548]

What do you mean by 2nd best 😳

[@FarisO7]

Second best….hahahahahhah little do you know

[@Dray4133]

I find it under an hour

[@Mrbeans-0-0]

Why second best? Lol😂

[@PurpleOV]

Under 1 hour gang

[@KTJCCntng]

Bro can you do more "cat goes fishing" videos

[@Asvalding]

go goated

[@apollowilliams1158]

2nd tentacle video Nah 1rst Those anime wifus can wait

[@Maplehawk]

Will you be doing a 1.6 stardew valley update? I love watching your stardew saga

[@Owen-k1n]

My 14 year old dog almost just died I am so sad/ happy.

[@dogedog2447]

What happed??

[@Owen-k1n]

She had vestibular disease (like a stroke, they throw up, can't stand because they lose their balance, and their eyes flicker back and forth)basically vertigo bad worse and for dogs.

[@webbed-wyvern]

deforestation

[@Camothor10]

Are you going to make a video on Stardew Valley 1.6?

[@florailunga]

It looks more like a

[@AbsoluteFire]

People who think he should play Stardew Valley 1.6 (Spread the word) 👇

[@LevyBahm-yy5bp]

Play legend of slime

[@moondropflower9957]

Will you be doing a stardew valley 1.6 update?!

[@Beanjamiin]

only a million

[@RodrigoMiguel-mb6lj]

Name of game pls

[@ethanuriarau2820]

From ashes bloom

[@marcosdheleno]

this feels like a game that is very fun... on the first run. but incredibly boring in every run after.

[@vanuel327]

0:00 whats the first?😰

[@cheemsmoi6195]

i was too quick

[@meepmaster6544]

Day 5 of asking DF to play rust

[@aaronsonger5582]

Yayyyyyyyyyyy

[@LuisSanchez-e3i]

Can u make a video of roblox game name is untitled boxing game pls🙏 😢

[@ZacharyZaxor]

GGYGG

[@coolguy-hw1ef]

What’s the name of game

[@zacmarken65]

i feel like he's used the 2nd best tentacle video line before, its probably going to be 1st best tentacle video i've seen today though, i quickly lost interest in that marine short.

[@ArcherRicks]

What’s this game called?

[@navaneetkrishnanbiju5405]

11 minutes ago is crazy

[@shirleychan4238]

What’s the name of the game