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DangerouslyFunny

DangerouslyFunny

7 ай бұрын

Today we're getting two watermelons no matter what.
I don't care what it costs, we're going to keep trying until it happens. Hopefully the game cooperates.
Merch - df.store/
Game: Suika
Music provided by:
(Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsound.com/

Пікірлер: 426
@ManicPandaz
@ManicPandaz 7 ай бұрын
The trick is, while DF spends 10 hours wasting his life away grinding fruit, I only spend 1/2 hour calmly watching. Meaning it 20 times more efficient to watch DF than be DF, that’s just working smart, not hard 🤓
@EzekiesAcheron
@EzekiesAcheron 7 ай бұрын
Only difference is he's making bank off of our views while we're sitting on our asses.
@soulin11
@soulin11 7 ай бұрын
@@EzekiesAcheronI know right! It’s basically pay-to-win for a x20 efficiency bonus. You pay your time and nerves on the adds and get blizzard bonuses. Edit: 69 likes 🤓
@souleymanemiousse7841
@souleymanemiousse7841 7 ай бұрын
​@@soulin11so it's a win-win. He makes money, while we get to watch something interestin- that's KZbin in a nutshell.
@donnovanash2334
@donnovanash2334 7 ай бұрын
You think if he set up a live-streaming camera to look at himself in the third person, he would become 20x more efficient making these videos?
@FrankSinatra-ek1pr
@FrankSinatra-ek1pr 7 ай бұрын
Erm... Acshually you forgot to factor in the 32 seconds
@TheMegazonyx
@TheMegazonyx 7 ай бұрын
The reason we love this game is twofold. One is its pleasing, and the second is that it makes the player mad.
@the_pineapple245
@the_pineapple245 7 ай бұрын
Basically it's pleasing for the viewers but mind bogglingly infuriating for the player only the best type of game can do this
@tanvirhossain2031
@tanvirhossain2031 7 ай бұрын
How can fruit merging game make someone mad is a mystery to me
@Verchiel_
@Verchiel_ 7 ай бұрын
As many "rage games" are, it's deceiving. It being such a simple concept makes it that bit more infuriating when the tiniest decision can mean you lose half an hour of progress. @@tanvirhossain2031
@stupididiot9336
@stupididiot9336 7 ай бұрын
@@tanvirhossain2031 you gotta go play the game
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 7 ай бұрын
I don't understand this game or what's happening at all lol. In other "combination" games I just throw everything on top of each other and try to line up the same things and end up failing in like 10 seconds so I don't get how he takes so long or what you're actually supposed to do in games like this😅
@hypnotikz25
@hypnotikz25 7 ай бұрын
This is more emotion from DF than the past 7 years combined, and I'm here for it 😂😂😂
@octavian888
@octavian888 7 ай бұрын
I love old DF and his actual emotio it was so nice when he would say hi a d stuff and he sounded so happy
@cathygrandstaff1957
@cathygrandstaff1957 6 ай бұрын
Yeah back when he was playing Stardew he sounded a lot more interested in what he was playing.
@trigs7127
@trigs7127 7 ай бұрын
It's amazing how much commentary you can squeeze out of this game.
@thunderblaze9997
@thunderblaze9997 7 ай бұрын
“Watermelons do not compromise.” A sentence that seems normal in this episode, but makes no sense in any other context!
@Shmarmey
@Shmarmey 7 ай бұрын
Heh, squeeze. Fruit.
@CBInteresting
@CBInteresting 7 ай бұрын
I love how you can almost hear the exact moment he loses his mind.
@cookiequeen_
@cookiequeen_ 7 ай бұрын
Oh, I'm afraid that happened long ago-
@sophiapastore3473
@sophiapastore3473 7 ай бұрын
That happened many years ago
@CBInteresting
@CBInteresting 4 ай бұрын
yes he lost his mind before even posting. But this is a whole new level...
@idunbeezasmart1
@idunbeezasmart1 7 ай бұрын
After this madness, DF is going to need a therapy animal anytime he passes the produce isle in the grocery store.
@NotEwl
@NotEwl 7 ай бұрын
What game is this?
@Mfd21
@Mfd21 7 ай бұрын
@@NotEwlsuika
@d3m0n_vr_gt
@d3m0n_vr_gt 6 ай бұрын
@@NotEwlSuika Game
@lunacy3
@lunacy3 7 ай бұрын
DF is the only person I’ve seen stay calm while playing this game😂
@eggegg6448
@eggegg6448 7 ай бұрын
He even achieved inner peace 😂😭
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 7 ай бұрын
I don't understand this game or what's happening at all lol. In other "combination" games I just throw everything on top of each other and try to line up the same things and end up failing in like 10 seconds so I don't get how he takes so long or what you're actually supposed to do in games like this😅
@crucifiedhughneutron7764
@crucifiedhughneutron7764 7 ай бұрын
He’ basically like that with every other game he’s played, to be blunt.
@reignwest8714
@reignwest8714 6 ай бұрын
Y3ah
@max26732
@max26732 7 ай бұрын
Even just watching DF play this game is making me scream at everything
@ethribin4188
@ethribin4188 7 ай бұрын
DF, the reason this is so fun to watch,is because its fun to watch you think, try beat things, work out things, and overcome challanges. Mobile games, gatchas, clickers, bad-ad-games, etc are fun,but nowhere near as fun as games where we get to struggle through them with you.
@deathhound1024
@deathhound1024 7 ай бұрын
Don't worry about the "I love and hate this at the same time". I think we all understand! Like whenever people in the comments go "DF! You should play Stardew Valley again!". Same energy!
@conniefightsback1158
@conniefightsback1158 7 ай бұрын
Whoever edited this video is amazing, loved all of the detail put into it! DF is also hilarious as always lol
@IjiModo
@IjiModo 6 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@AidanMmusic96
@AidanMmusic96 7 ай бұрын
The editor has clearly enjoyed DF playing this :D
@IjiModo
@IjiModo 7 ай бұрын
It's definitely a fun one to edit!
@gourg31st15
@gourg31st15 7 ай бұрын
The soft sarcasm was amazing. Thank you DF
@topazphoenix6301
@topazphoenix6301 7 ай бұрын
The "red ones" are called Apples 🙂
@Ruckus790
@Ruckus790 7 ай бұрын
I like watching this because it's fun to silently judge other people's poor decisions.
@NotEwl
@NotEwl 7 ай бұрын
What game is this
@zerotodona1495
@zerotodona1495 7 ай бұрын
This game is the most emotions I’ve ever heard from DF.
@Mac_Omegaly
@Mac_Omegaly 7 ай бұрын
There are older videos when he still has emotions. Lol
@dr.redacted-gb5hh
@dr.redacted-gb5hh 7 ай бұрын
i've never heard DF so joyful in my 3 years of watching him
@hateful_harold973
@hateful_harold973 7 ай бұрын
I love how you can literally hear the gears of rage turning in DF's head the longer the video goes on 😂😂. Gonna see a lot of mindless chaos after this
@swiftness5815
@swiftness5815 7 ай бұрын
guys this must be a clone he made 2 videos not killing 87 million people
@sparrrorow
@sparrrorow 7 ай бұрын
i adore this game, the level of stress caused by fruit puzzle is hysterical
@nolanbennett2624
@nolanbennett2624 7 ай бұрын
What is the name of it
@sparrrorow
@sparrrorow 7 ай бұрын
@@nolanbennett2624 suika game, or watermelon game
@void_weaver
@void_weaver 7 ай бұрын
Oh brother I feel all your rage, enjoying this series much love
@gamenut112
@gamenut112 7 ай бұрын
"...You're going to watch." You're God damn right.
@Xdicy
@Xdicy 7 ай бұрын
I was hoping I’d see him reach max score when you combine 2 watermelon they disappear
@benjamindouglas3286
@benjamindouglas3286 7 ай бұрын
Sad
@glebglub
@glebglub 7 ай бұрын
omg spoilers
@overly_complicated_comments
@overly_complicated_comments 7 ай бұрын
8:23 very skilled grapes considering that they are fluent enough to cry in blackberry
@JustGreendude45-vu4hg
@JustGreendude45-vu4hg 7 ай бұрын
I’m excited for when the 2 watermelons touch
@souleymanemiousse7841
@souleymanemiousse7841 7 ай бұрын
🤨📸
@Idiot354
@Idiot354 7 ай бұрын
@@souleymanemiousse7841 how the fuck is that sus
@Mac_Omegaly
@Mac_Omegaly 7 ай бұрын
Dose anything even happen when they touch?! Lol
@Boney0ne
@Boney0ne 7 ай бұрын
This one had me on the edge of my seat. Not useful when it's 5am, but enjoyable!
@Wutp606
@Wutp606 7 ай бұрын
this guy has a mad amount of sanity, but also insanity. he aint angry, ever.
@souleymanemiousse7841
@souleymanemiousse7841 7 ай бұрын
He's not angry, just disappointed at himself.
@josiahcox7313
@josiahcox7313 7 ай бұрын
"Floating Incident" sounds like a great band name or the headline for an article about my attempt to start a new country at sea aboard a cruise ship.
@Genshin_dweep
@Genshin_dweep 7 ай бұрын
your name really does suit ur character. I am never bored while watching you
@shadowsfear499
@shadowsfear499 7 ай бұрын
This game is like an infuriating mixture of Tetris and 2048
@XJJGGMM
@XJJGGMM 7 ай бұрын
A 30 min DF video? This is gonna be goooood. Also, I didn't want to say this in the previous watermelon video because I already commented twice, but I watched that video like 5 times because it was so funny and this one doesn't disappoint either. (P.S. I also go watch DF's older videos a lot because they are also hilarious). Also, I remember in one video (I'm not sure which one and it could also be multiple videos) where DF said bigly and I thought it was so funny because I've never heard someone say that before and also DF just says things in a funny way. In this video he said largely (which I've heard used before and isn't the same as bigly), but it's still funny, so same difference.
@paper2979
@paper2979 7 ай бұрын
👍
@jaydenharding623
@jaydenharding623 7 ай бұрын
👍
@jira_mira
@jira_mira 7 ай бұрын
Daam
@SunilDachmann-mg7mm
@SunilDachmann-mg7mm 7 ай бұрын
Wow DF is very entertaining playing this game
@hellothere9167
@hellothere9167 7 ай бұрын
I've still yet to see someone do a two watermelon in this game
@yattsumeace9057
@yattsumeace9057 7 ай бұрын
You know I wouldn't mind if DF gonna upload this game for the next few days. Because here this game actually made it feel like DF is actually having fun. So keep up the grind my guy!
@diamondplayz2145
@diamondplayz2145 7 ай бұрын
Hi DF. Glad to see you play this game again.
@sheepbeater1
@sheepbeater1 7 ай бұрын
DF, my boy, love you and the work you do. But watching you play this reaaaaaly elevates my anxiety and heart rate.
@Sanity016
@Sanity016 7 ай бұрын
here's a piece of advice. counterintuitively smaller fruits are heavier. cherries sink quickly whereas oranges and persimmons aren't great for moving other fruits around.
@grymhunter2849
@grymhunter2849 7 ай бұрын
That soft little "noo..." At the end was honestly adorable
@ivysummers81
@ivysummers81 7 ай бұрын
I love how his tone of voice is usually so plain and uncaring and with only mild notes of emotion at certain points in most videos, but in this one you can hear how irritated he is and how much he hates that it's so nice and satisfying. Idk, I just found his tone here really funny.
@Sniper69Gaming
@Sniper69Gaming Ай бұрын
When something bad happens you can kinda hear the anger in his voice when he try’s to hide it and the sadness
@hostiliteaa
@hostiliteaa 7 ай бұрын
the most emotion I've ever seen him express
@danieldenmon5006
@danieldenmon5006 6 ай бұрын
I've enjoyed watching you over-complicate this game.
@jshtng78
@jshtng78 7 ай бұрын
Funny that there were so many physics based merge games on mobile with much better art before Suika but this is the one that became a meme.
@MarthChan
@MarthChan 5 ай бұрын
The sound of panic in DF's voice is truly a terriying experience. XD
@rjstevens6954
@rjstevens6954 7 ай бұрын
You tend to over think it...which makes you mad/frustrated....which makes it funny but also pain full to watch lol XD you'll get your double watermelon one day!
@misien8995
@misien8995 7 ай бұрын
GODDAMN after i watched first video i wanted more, and you blessed me with this!
@Warriors._fan
@Warriors._fan 6 ай бұрын
Your voice is so calm I use it to fall asleep…tonight I could hear the emotion in your voice😂
@Irisfantasies
@Irisfantasies 7 ай бұрын
you can hear the despair in his voice by the end... oh man so good hahaha
@souleymanemiousse7841
@souleymanemiousse7841 7 ай бұрын
This is the first time i'm "soon" on a DF video. I enjoy it.
@bizzoulabaou
@bizzoulabaou 7 ай бұрын
Impressive, better than I expected
@xQsBNoSCoPeZz
@xQsBNoSCoPeZz 7 ай бұрын
That NOOO!! at the end 10/10 would watch on repeat
@totodos
@totodos 7 ай бұрын
take a shot every time DF says "chain reaction"
@CarJul666
@CarJul666 7 ай бұрын
I can hear the frustration in DF's voice. This game would make me rage quit. The end editing is comedy gold.😂
@IjiModo
@IjiModo 6 ай бұрын
Thank you! I'm glad it had a big finish lol
@quinink4511
@quinink4511 7 ай бұрын
Hi Df I just watched this one the other day! This game is batty! Lol! 😆 Love ur vids 🙂👍
@jacobs5546
@jacobs5546 6 ай бұрын
Finally. DF Plays a game I've heard of again.
@Terrible_name
@Terrible_name 7 ай бұрын
I love how DF doesn't know what apples are
@frozenpoop89
@frozenpoop89 7 ай бұрын
Omg n8 is such an amazing editor I had tears in my eyes from this video 😂😂😂
@IjiModo
@IjiModo 7 ай бұрын
AW THANK YOU!! I do my best.
@octavian888
@octavian888 7 ай бұрын
His anger slips a little into his voice in this part 15:31
@octavian888
@octavian888 7 ай бұрын
It feels like he edits the voice whenever his emotions slip through cause in both of these clips it's like that 29:57
@tjmonkey009
@tjmonkey009 7 ай бұрын
I love your channel it always makes me smile and you are very funny an amazing KZbinr keep up the amazing videos!❤😊
@Titanic.41512
@Titanic.41512 7 ай бұрын
20:18 the watermelon entered creative mode
@minmlr
@minmlr 7 ай бұрын
Loved the video and the slow mental decline.
@Thunderwake.
@Thunderwake. 7 ай бұрын
Where are the fruit puns???? * I got cherried away there *That was not a grape move *That was a strawberry nice chain reaction *Things are looking peachy
@FarisO7
@FarisO7 7 ай бұрын
Why is a video of you dropping fruits is the funniest thing i’ve seen today 😂😂😂😂
@pokerusfreak8194
@pokerusfreak8194 7 ай бұрын
ive never heard DF sound so concerned, he really is addicted. that or going crazy from trying to combine fruit lol
@theweebinhiding5650
@theweebinhiding5650 5 ай бұрын
thank you for getting me into the game, i played a little and got 12 thousand score and got 2 water melons three times
@davisdapiton9676
@davisdapiton9676 7 ай бұрын
We really love our Favorite youtube creator go insane by a Suika game.
@Mac_Omegaly
@Mac_Omegaly 7 ай бұрын
Another fun optional challenge is the lowest score possible. One problem is how things shift and turn into peaches without much effort. But peach= restart In low score. Lol
@imtony5671
@imtony5671 7 ай бұрын
Finally a game DF cant pay to break 😊
@ChadBroski-ek1ih
@ChadBroski-ek1ih 7 ай бұрын
This man has some if the worst yet best ideas I've ever seen
@MNNski
@MNNski 7 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure when DF says "as soon as I stopped recording" he's actually saying "I stopped recording to cheat my way around this."
@flithbrin
@flithbrin 7 ай бұрын
treat it like 2048, put all the smallest things on one side
@kyliad
@kyliad 7 ай бұрын
The hilarious irony that if the editors actually did put two watermelons they would be an empty screen. 😂😂
@BloodyMobile
@BloodyMobile 7 ай бұрын
Editor's note: "hi" - hi DF's editor, how's it going?
@IjiModo
@IjiModo 7 ай бұрын
Pretty good! Hope you're well too
@diamond5914
@diamond5914 6 ай бұрын
I honestly thought the game was popular cause these sprites are so cute
@BrawlThug
@BrawlThug 7 ай бұрын
The fact that he’s so calm
@sierragormsen6834
@sierragormsen6834 7 ай бұрын
The bigger the circle, the smaller the radius. It's math!
@Ragnarra
@Ragnarra 7 ай бұрын
DF I’m sending you virtual coffee ☕️ try not to flip a table over fruit. The fruit don’t squish as satisfyingly as real ones do, or if you launch a old fruitcake using a catapult or even pumpkins.
@MidoriMushrooms
@MidoriMushrooms 6 ай бұрын
alright so for reference, the fruits are: cherry > strawberry > grape > grapefruit > orange > apple > pear > peach > pineapple > japanese melon > watermelon
@powerlessburger
@powerlessburger 7 ай бұрын
That "NOOooOo" was great
@Lrdraggy
@Lrdraggy 7 ай бұрын
You can hear the pain in his voice at the end of the video.
@arxeha
@arxeha 7 ай бұрын
2 videos of this game and both has DF losing his mind over it😂
@GigiRomney-ot7tn
@GigiRomney-ot7tn 7 ай бұрын
I think it goes: Cherry, Strawberry, Grape, Cutie, Orange, Apple, Pear, Peach, Pineapple, Cantaloupe, and then Watermelon 👍🏼
@ItzButterYt
@ItzButterYt 7 ай бұрын
DF said *cries in blackberry* but it’s grapes 🍇 no harm in not knowing your fruits but for further notice it was grapes
@thelaurens1996
@thelaurens1996 7 ай бұрын
Not 3000 and not 2 watermelons. DF my man, you are going to need to keep grinding 😂
@skylerhuihui341
@skylerhuihui341 7 ай бұрын
This is the most intense video I’ve watched lately
@everlycd602
@everlycd602 7 ай бұрын
You have the Derek Zoolander voice and i mean that in the best way possible
@glennveira7279
@glennveira7279 5 ай бұрын
That last "nooooeuhhhh"
@PTWookie
@PTWookie 7 ай бұрын
N8 did a great job on this one!
@IjiModo
@IjiModo 7 ай бұрын
Thank you!! I do my best
@user-ld7xe2vu3r
@user-ld7xe2vu3r 7 ай бұрын
The order is cherry, strawberry, grapes, dekopon ( I really thought this was a tangerine, look it up), persimmon ( I also thought this was a orange, btw persimmons are really good), apple, pear ( yeah bet you didn’t think this was that), peach, pineapple, melon, and then watermelon
@rachelejohnson1822
@rachelejohnson1822 6 ай бұрын
His nightmares are filled with cherrys
@icuddlecats1
@icuddlecats1 7 ай бұрын
I love watching you play this. ♥♥♥♥♥
@user-ld7xe2vu3r
@user-ld7xe2vu3r 7 ай бұрын
He is soo good at this unlike other people
@jstn.-ur2uc
@jstn.-ur2uc 7 ай бұрын
hello, you are the best youtuber ever bro keep it up :) love your vids
@thepenguin66
@thepenguin66 7 ай бұрын
DF you should try to get one of each fruit in the box at the same time
@1984___
@1984___ 7 ай бұрын
Cherry Strawberry Grapes Dekopon Persimmon Apple Pear Peach Pineapple Melon Watermelon
@PoptartSalad10
@PoptartSalad10 7 ай бұрын
The orange is a persimmon? Damn
@FUGP72
@FUGP72 7 ай бұрын
I feel like DF could get a LOT of Offer Wall offers for various pay to win games just by all these mobile games he plays. They are all part of various offer walls.
@widgity
@widgity 7 ай бұрын
He does play a lot of mobile games, but this one is actually a Switch game.
@tjmonkey009
@tjmonkey009 7 ай бұрын
Funny thing i just watched the other video of this right before you uploaded this
@Castle_Romeo
@Castle_Romeo 7 ай бұрын
can we get an actual link to this game to play it? there are so many clones and i cant find the original
@dezzmanfrufru9272
@dezzmanfrufru9272 7 ай бұрын
You can do it DF!
@souleymanemiousse7841
@souleymanemiousse7841 7 ай бұрын
The second earliest comment on this video. Well done.
@BiscuitGodnearyt
@BiscuitGodnearyt 7 ай бұрын
Accurate, df has 10 billion iq fr Edit: cries in BLACKBERRY THATS CLEARLY GRAPES
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