This strategy requires 9,999,999,999 IQ

Today we're getting two watermelons no matter what.
I don't care what it costs, we're going to keep trying until it happens. Hopefully the game cooperates.
Merch - df.store/
Game: Suika
Music provided by:
(Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsound.com/

[@ManicPandaz]

The trick is, while DF spends 10 hours wasting his life away grinding fruit, I only spend 1/2 hour calmly watching. Meaning it 20 times more efficient to watch DF than be DF, that’s just working smart, not hard 🤓

[@EzekiesAcheron]

Only difference is he's making bank off of our views while we're sitting on our asses.

[@soulin11]

@@EzekiesAcheronI know right! It’s basically pay-to-win for a x20 efficiency bonus. You pay your time and nerves on the adds and get blizzard bonuses. Edit: 69 likes 🤓

[@souleymanemiousse7841]

​@@soulin11so it's a win-win. He makes money, while we get to watch something interestin- that's KZbin in a nutshell.

[@donnovanash2334]

You think if he set up a live-streaming camera to look at himself in the third person, he would become 20x more efficient making these videos?

[@FrankSinatra-ek1pr]

Erm... Acshually you forgot to factor in the 32 seconds

[@TheMegazonyx]

The reason we love this game is twofold. One is its pleasing, and the second is that it makes the player mad.

[@the_pineapple245]

Basically it's pleasing for the viewers but mind bogglingly infuriating for the player only the best type of game can do this

[@tanvirhossain2031]

How can fruit merging game make someone mad is a mystery to me

[@Verchiel_]

As many "rage games" are, it's deceiving. It being such a simple concept makes it that bit more infuriating when the tiniest decision can mean you lose half an hour of progress. @@tanvirhossain2031

[@stupididiot9336]

@@tanvirhossain2031 you gotta go play the game

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

I don't understand this game or what's happening at all lol. In other "combination" games I just throw everything on top of each other and try to line up the same things and end up failing in like 10 seconds so I don't get how he takes so long or what you're actually supposed to do in games like this😅

[@CBInteresting]

I love how you can almost hear the exact moment he loses his mind.

[@cookiequeen_]

Oh, I'm afraid that happened long ago-

[@sophiapastore3473]

That happened many years ago

[@CBInteresting]

yes he lost his mind before even posting. But this is a whole new level...

[@hypnotikz25]

This is more emotion from DF than the past 7 years combined, and I'm here for it 😂😂😂

[@octavian888]

I love old DF and his actual emotio it was so nice when he would say hi a d stuff and he sounded so happy

[@cathygrandstaff1957]

Yeah back when he was playing Stardew he sounded a lot more interested in what he was playing.

[@trigs7127]

It's amazing how much commentary you can squeeze out of this game.

[@thunderblaze9997]

“Watermelons do not compromise.” A sentence that seems normal in this episode, but makes no sense in any other context!

[@Shmarmey]

Heh, squeeze. Fruit.

[@idunbeezasmart1]

After this madness, DF is going to need a therapy animal anytime he passes the produce isle in the grocery store.

[@NotEwl]

What game is this?

[@Mfd21]

@@NotEwlsuika

[@p1x3l_._474]

@@NotEwlSuika Game

[@lunacy3]

DF is the only person I’ve seen stay calm while playing this game😂

[@eggegg6448]

He even achieved inner peace 😂😭

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

I don't understand this game or what's happening at all lol. In other "combination" games I just throw everything on top of each other and try to line up the same things and end up failing in like 10 seconds so I don't get how he takes so long or what you're actually supposed to do in games like this😅

[@crucifiedhughneutron7764]

He’ basically like that with every other game he’s played, to be blunt.

[@reignwest8714]

Y3ah

[@max26732]

Even just watching DF play this game is making me scream at everything

[@AidanMmusic96]

The editor has clearly enjoyed DF playing this :D

[@IjiModo]

It's definitely a fun one to edit!

[@conniefightsback1158]

Whoever edited this video is amazing, loved all of the detail put into it! DF is also hilarious as always lol

[@IjiModo]

Thank you!

[@deathhound1024]

Don't worry about the "I love and hate this at the same time". I think we all understand! Like whenever people in the comments go "DF! You should play Stardew Valley again!". Same energy!

[@gourg31st15]

The soft sarcasm was amazing. Thank you DF

[@ethribin4188]

DF, the reason this is so fun to watch,is because its fun to watch you think, try beat things, work out things, and overcome challanges. Mobile games, gatchas, clickers, bad-ad-games, etc are fun,but nowhere near as fun as games where we get to struggle through them with you.

[@topazphoenix6301]

The "red ones" are called Apples 🙂

[@zerotodona1495]

This game is the most emotions I’ve ever heard from DF.

[@Mac_Omegaly]

There are older videos when he still has emotions. Lol

[@dr.redacted-gb5hh]

i've never heard DF so joyful in my 3 years of watching him

[@Ruckus790]

I like watching this because it's fun to silently judge other people's poor decisions.

[@NotEwl]

What game is this

[@hateful_harold973]

I love how you can literally hear the gears of rage turning in DF's head the longer the video goes on 😂😂. Gonna see a lot of mindless chaos after this

[@swiftness5815]

guys this must be a clone he made 2 videos not killing 87 million people

[@Xdicy]

I was hoping I’d see him reach max score when you combine 2 watermelon they disappear

[@benjamindouglas3286]

Sad

[@glebglub]

omg spoilers

[@gamenut112]

"...You're going to watch." You're God damn right.

[@void_weaver]

Oh brother I feel all your rage, enjoying this series much love

[@sparrrorow]

i adore this game, the level of stress caused by fruit puzzle is hysterical

[@nolanbennett2624]

What is the name of it

[@sparrrorow]

@@nolanbennett2624 suika game, or watermelon game

[@JustGreendude45-vu4hg]

I’m excited for when the 2 watermelons touch

[@souleymanemiousse7841]

🤨📸

[@Idiot354]

@@souleymanemiousse7841 how the fuck is that sus

[@Mac_Omegaly]

Dose anything even happen when they touch?! Lol

[@Boney0ne]

This one had me on the edge of my seat. Not useful when it's 5am, but enjoyable!

[@Genshin_dweep]

your name really does suit ur character. I am never bored while watching you

[@Wutp606]

this guy has a mad amount of sanity, but also insanity. he aint angry, ever.

[@souleymanemiousse7841]

He's not angry, just disappointed at himself.

[@overly_complicated_comments]

8:23 very skilled grapes considering that they are fluent enough to cry in blackberry

[@XJJGGMM]

A 30 min DF video? This is gonna be goooood. Also, I didn't want to say this in the previous watermelon video because I already commented twice, but I watched that video like 5 times because it was so funny and this one doesn't disappoint either. (P.S. I also go watch DF's older videos a lot because they are also hilarious). Also, I remember in one video (I'm not sure which one and it could also be multiple videos) where DF said bigly and I thought it was so funny because I've never heard someone say that before and also DF just says things in a funny way. In this video he said largely (which I've heard used before and isn't the same as bigly), but it's still funny, so same difference.

[@paper2979]

👍

[@jaydenharding623]

👍

[@jira_mira]

Daam

[@josiahcox7313]

"Floating Incident" sounds like a great band name or the headline for an article about my attempt to start a new country at sea aboard a cruise ship.

[@SunilDachmann-mg7mm]

Wow DF is very entertaining playing this game

[@shadowsfear499]

This game is like an infuriating mixture of Tetris and 2048

[@hellothere9167]

I've still yet to see someone do a two watermelon in this game

[@yattsumeace9057]

You know I wouldn't mind if DF gonna upload this game for the next few days. Because here this game actually made it feel like DF is actually having fun. So keep up the grind my guy!

[@frozenpoop89]

Omg n8 is such an amazing editor I had tears in my eyes from this video 😂😂😂

[@IjiModo]

AW THANK YOU!! I do my best.

[@diamondplayz2145]

Hi DF. Glad to see you play this game again.

[@sheepbeater1]

DF, my boy, love you and the work you do. But watching you play this reaaaaaly elevates my anxiety and heart rate.

[@Sniper69Gaming]

When something bad happens you can kinda hear the anger in his voice when he try’s to hide it and the sadness

[@Sanity016]

here's a piece of advice. counterintuitively smaller fruits are heavier. cherries sink quickly whereas oranges and persimmons aren't great for moving other fruits around.

[@Warriors._fan]

Your voice is so calm I use it to fall asleep…tonight I could hear the emotion in your voice😂

[@misien8995]

GODDAMN after i watched first video i wanted more, and you blessed me with this!

[@hostiliteaa]

the most emotion I've ever seen him express

[@danieldenmon5006]

I've enjoyed watching you over-complicate this game.

[@totodos]

take a shot every time DF says "chain reaction"

[@CarJul666]

I can hear the frustration in DF's voice. This game would make me rage quit. The end editing is comedy gold.😂

[@IjiModo]

Thank you! I'm glad it had a big finish lol

[@grymhunter2849]

That soft little "noo..." At the end was honestly adorable

[@davisdapiton9676]

We really love our Favorite youtube creator go insane by a Suika game.

[@MarthChan]

The sound of panic in DF's voice is truly a terriying experience. XD

[@souleymanemiousse7841]

This is the first time i'm "soon" on a DF video. I enjoy it.

[@bizzoulabaou]

Impressive, better than I expected

[@jshtng78]

Funny that there were so many physics based merge games on mobile with much better art before Suika but this is the one that became a meme.

[@jacobs5546]

Finally. DF Plays a game I've heard of again.

[@Irisfantasies]

you can hear the despair in his voice by the end... oh man so good hahaha

[@xQsBNoSCoPeZz]

That NOOO!! at the end 10/10 would watch on repeat

[@ivysummers81]

I love how his tone of voice is usually so plain and uncaring and with only mild notes of emotion at certain points in most videos, but in this one you can hear how irritated he is and how much he hates that it's so nice and satisfying. Idk, I just found his tone here really funny.

[@quinink4511]

Hi Df I just watched this one the other day! This game is batty! Lol! 😆 Love ur vids 🙂👍

[@rjstevens6954]

You tend to over think it...which makes you mad/frustrated....which makes it funny but also pain full to watch lol XD you'll get your double watermelon one day!

[@Terrible_name]

I love how DF doesn't know what apples are

[@tjmonkey009]

I love your channel it always makes me smile and you are very funny an amazing KZbinr keep up the amazing videos!❤😊

[@kyliad]

The hilarious irony that if the editors actually did put two watermelons they would be an empty screen. 😂😂

[@minmlr]

Loved the video and the slow mental decline.

[@flithbrin]

treat it like 2048, put all the smallest things on one side

[@MNNski]

I'm pretty sure when DF says "as soon as I stopped recording" he's actually saying "I stopped recording to cheat my way around this."

[@Titanic.41512]

20:18 the watermelon entered creative mode

[@FarisO7]

Why is a video of you dropping fruits is the funniest thing i’ve seen today 😂😂😂😂

[@theweebinhiding5650]

thank you for getting me into the game, i played a little and got 12 thousand score and got 2 water melons three times

[@MidoriMushrooms]

alright so for reference, the fruits are: cherry > strawberry > grape > grapefruit > orange > apple > pear > peach > pineapple > japanese melon > watermelon

[@Mac_Omegaly]

Another fun optional challenge is the lowest score possible. One problem is how things shift and turn into peaches without much effort. But peach= restart In low score. Lol

[@octavian888]

His anger slips a little into his voice in this part 15:31

[@octavian888]

It feels like he edits the voice whenever his emotions slip through cause in both of these clips it's like that 29:57

[@dezzmanfrufru9272]

You can do it DF!

[@souleymanemiousse7841]

The second earliest comment on this video. Well done.

[@imtony5671]

Finally a game DF cant pay to break 😊

[@pokerusfreak8194]

ive never heard DF sound so concerned, he really is addicted. that or going crazy from trying to combine fruit lol

[@sierragormsen6834]

The bigger the circle, the smaller the radius. It's math!

[@PTWookie]

N8 did a great job on this one!

[@IjiModo]

Thank you!! I do my best

[@Lrdraggy]

You can hear the pain in his voice at the end of the video.

[@arxeha]

2 videos of this game and both has DF losing his mind over it😂

[@jstn.-ur2uc]

hello, you are the best youtuber ever bro keep it up :) love your vids

[@BrawlThug]

The fact that he’s so calm

[@diamond5914]

I honestly thought the game was popular cause these sprites are so cute

[@BloodyMobile]

Editor's note: "hi" - hi DF's editor, how's it going?

[@IjiModo]

Pretty good! Hope you're well too

[@ChadBroski-ek1ih]

This man has some if the worst yet best ideas I've ever seen

[@powerlessburger]

That "NOOooOo" was great

[@Thunderwake.]

Where are the fruit puns???? * I got cherried away there *That was not a grape move *That was a strawberry nice chain reaction *Things are looking peachy

[@skylerhuihui341]

This is the most intense video I’ve watched lately

[@ItzButterYt]

DF said *cries in blackberry* but it’s grapes 🍇 no harm in not knowing your fruits but for further notice it was grapes

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

I don't understand this game or what's happening at all lol. In other "combination" games I just throw everything on top of each other and try to line up the same things and end up failing in like 10 seconds so I don't get how he takes so long or what you're actually supposed to do in games like this😅

[@Ragnarra]

DF I’m sending you virtual coffee ☕️ try not to flip a table over fruit. The fruit don’t squish as satisfyingly as real ones do, or if you launch a old fruitcake using a catapult or even pumpkins.

[@gollummcn7346]

This game make circle go brrrrrrrr and brain go brrrrr

[@icuddlecats1]

I love watching you play this. ♥♥♥♥♥

[@everlycd602]

You have the Derek Zoolander voice and i mean that in the best way possible

[@rachelejohnson1822]

His nightmares are filled with cherrys

[@thelaurens1996]

Not 3000 and not 2 watermelons. DF my man, you are going to need to keep grinding 😂

[@Dark40061]

Look like we need a part 3

[@glennveira7279]

That last "nooooeuhhhh"

[@thepenguin66]

DF you should try to get one of each fruit in the box at the same time

[@user-ld7xe2vu3r]

He is soo good at this unlike other people

[@BiscuitGodnearyt]

Accurate, df has 10 billion iq fr Edit: cries in BLACKBERRY THATS CLEARLY GRAPES

[@tjmonkey009]

Funny thing i just watched the other video of this right before you uploaded this

[@FUGP72]

I feel like DF could get a LOT of Offer Wall offers for various pay to win games just by all these mobile games he plays. They are all part of various offer walls.

[@widgity]

He does play a lot of mobile games, but this one is actually a Switch game.

[@PedSaunders-gf4us]

Just watching this stresses me out