This Tarkov strategy might make new players QUIT

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[@AbneyDude]

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[@sixteendigitname]

It finally happened

[@JustANam3]

Factor is actually so nice, gonna hook my brother up with that discount.

[@commanderfoxtrot]

You wrote the title of the video as if people actually still wanna buy the game...

[@RealUnHoly]

Bro needs to start making tarkov skits for his sponsors, I’d love to see a Timmy holding a factor meal box😂

[@c64116]

Bro. not being rude, but why does your voice sound like "every ones voice"? like, all news casters sound like all news casters, all sports commentators sound like sports commentators and you.. you sound like the stereotypical youtuber.. Its not a good voice.. its kind of like the advertisement voice.. its trash af. You sound like you arent the creator but you hired a narrator and you told him its for a youtube video so he did the dumb voice.. Yea ok, now im being rude. im sorry, but it sounds bad af..

[@michaelsilvers1260]

You just costed those last 2 dudes millions of rubles in the ammo they will now spend on EVERY dead body they see lmao

[@Fruitcupper]

Fwahahaha!

[@SL33KDOT]

Quality Control right there

[@no-replies]

"costed" Ugh

[@KirkHermary]

Cost is the past tense of cost ☝🏻

[@michaelsilvers1260]

@@KirkHermary Ah so like, "Your mom letting me bust cost me a McDonald's McChicken." Is that the correct usage?

[@originalgamer6991]

The Timmy's are so precious Timmy 1: Bro! Did you know you can move bodies around?!?! Timmy 2: What? That's cool! Proceeds to understand his villain arc is coming 😂

[@AryteVesperia]

The dudes who pushed you around then died to "GroundZeroBody." 😂

[@PowJey]

Just imagine those guys on 23:22 seeing the name "GroundZeroBody" They saying "Wow now this make sense" lmao or they didnt even understood what happened lol

[@badbuddha2359]

Tbh once I saw that name I wouldn't even be mad, id prob stand up from my desk and give round of applause

[@DirtyWizard334]

@@badbuddha2359 lol you’re a clown

[@veryInteresting_]

Got another idea. replace the green flare on that body to a yellow one and watch them get blasted by the sniper as they run to extract 😂

[@AbneyDude]

Funny story, that's how I came up with this strat while I was waiting with a replaced flare lmao. Someone else told me the flare idea and I loved it. Might try with a fresh wipe for more activity on the extract.

[@colten1825]

@@AbneyDude holy shit please for the love of god do that strat

[@ghstproject]

22:04 this was so funny dude! I bet that guy was like "yo I cant loot this body but I can move it!" and then his buddy turns arround to look at you like "uh yeah I cant loot that body either probably a bug or something!"

[@kinezislp508]

"Damn devs never fix their game"

[@kenny31000]

i would just uninstall tarkov and be like yep wasted money

[@c_pat]

I legit can't believe those guys in the elbow didn't kill you. The more they kept pushing you around the more I starting laughing.

[@spiderluvshalo]

9:48 I like to imagine your doordasher could hear you: "Why is doordash knocking" "Oh my god he's gonna die" "OOOOHHHHHH"

[@AbneyDude]

LMAO

[@mikemarx9360]

>Cat meows >Abney: I'm dead

[@AbneyDude]

Bird chirps, I'm dead

[@SapkaliAkif]

14:10 "Hmm, maybe the game spawns them as NPCs, manipulates their inventory, places them, and kills them. Maybe something went wrong with the sequence. I'll just- BLEGH"

[@paintballdude1980]

The guys at 16:55 have to be paid actors 😂

[@AbneyDude]

Dude half of these moments felt like that, such amazing encounters

[@MrPeter0028]

Dont come to ground zero tomorrow

[@crispy9175]

@@MrPeter0028 💥

[@reidhanson4755]

WAIT. What if you dropped a backpack ontop of yourself? Like a t-bag or something that's somewhat similar to that of a fake body inventory size? That way if they press F on you they actually go into a loot screen?!

[@ManicObsevations]

Big brain as hell, anything to sell the deal.

[@BeatsbyDionysys]

Bro that loud ass knocking scared the fuck out of me, thought my workplace just got shot up.

[@brandond111]

That was the most realistic knock, I had to play it again with the headphones off to make sure

[@BeatsbyDionysys]

@@brandond111 lmao I did the same hahaha

[@BarrieBuskruitZV]

22:42 this one got me laughing my ass off😂😂😂. You know how that discord call went😂😂😂😂

[@travisolexa3074]

6:30 this guy definitely knew, crouch walks up the stairs, walks behind you to the loot spot and proceeds to open nothing, ADS'ed at you the whole time. He was just waiting for you to make the move.

[@the_malice6477]

been waiting for this video for awhile, was watching the streams where you were first experimenting with this idea

[@jonathanreews7923]

Summary of the video: This might work I AM DEAD I AM DEFINITELY DEAD AAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA HAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I cant believe it worked

[@romeo162006]

@jonathanreews7923 your comment has translate to English lol.

[@Assault_corgi]

That is by far the most hilarious thing I’ve seen in tarkov ever. Those 2 have got to be absolutely pissed

[@theKNI]

Exactly the kind of genius Tarkov troll content I love to see. 😂

[@Jonchua1]

Take a shot everytime he says 'I'm dead' in his videos. Fun drinking game.

[@AbneyDude]

Or any time I fucking squeal of fear, non-stop drinking lmao

[@pandaking6247]

How to get wasted 101

[@Jonchua1]

@@AbneyDude Hahaha, oh man I can't drink that much but I am willing to try.

[@YesUr]

Realistic tactic will say " Shoot the corpse body before analyze the valuable samples. "

[@SHINYREDBULLETS]

I felt so sorry for them, they were all so innocent! The name was hilarious but I imagine it'll confuse the new players even further, lol

[@EdgewiseChairman32]

That last clip was amazing.. pushing you around "wtf is this, ah its glitched i cant loot it" .... . ooommmmmgggggggg

[@chrisknef8120]

Bro, you had me losing it when you killed the last two man that was pushing you around!!!! Good video bro funniest shit i've seen in a minute!

[@WORSEBRAINComics]

“The best Tarkov tutorial hasn’t been made y-“ Nikita: Hold my Vodka.

[@TheHolyChild0]

we should make out in groundzero

[@AbneyDude]

HUH

[@TheHolyChild0]

@@AbneyDude you know just a little smoochie smooch next to some pmc dead body’s as we watch the sun set very romantic if you ask me

[@tailhooked7208]

Some of the most entertaining Tarkov content there is out there. Keep up the good fight, brutherrr!

[@sirchillalot6602]

that was the funniest tarkov video in a while. and i saw alot! i wouldve fd up bad due to impatience. gj bro

[@SithisXVII]

The butt clinching every time the suppressors were in your mouth at the end LUL

[@usmcsgtdustin102]

Oh man these shenanigans had crying from how insanely hilarious this was. XD

[@twistedkitty]

You should play the predators clicking sound in voicechat just to mess with people before attacking. Maybe if you have some strategy that involves hiding in trees lmao

[@jacquesschalaques7875]

I quit playing Tarkov the day they wanted to charge me $400 CAD to play offline.

[@speclove1]

never bring a wiffle bat to a rat session

[@p0tato_aiim800]

14:25 goddamn! These British plyers have no chill man!😂😂

[@WAnimsLmao]

"and then he turned himself into a dead pmc! funniest shit I've ever seen!"

[@subhakantrout8346]

Timmy 1 : Bro Tarkov is so full of bugs man . Just look at this floating body . Timmy2 : That's probably on the otherside somewhere but glitched to this side and we can't loot that .

[@JakeSpank83]

16:33 All Ghillied Up moment

[@GritCityENG]

Bro that knock at 9:53 scared my ass to DEATH.

[@HALFPS]

This idea was devious, you get away with this sort of thing more than you should. your days are numbered. GREAT VIDEO KING

[@jimharvey205]

That 3 man squad should be embarrassed 😂

[@FoolAnonymous]

You oughta try combining the knife recoil sound with the dead bodies trick and see what happens.

[@macrossMX]

The evolution of the Interchange mannequin, Tarkov now brings you, the Ground Zero Bodies.

[@I_Like_White]

The music at 13:40 was perfect

[@autisticgod3338]

i did this strat when they first added the high level version of this map and it worked surprisingly well on experienced players the main issue is scavs wandering over and either killing me or giving my position away

[@cletusyeetus9077]

Every time I hear this dude go "OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!" all I can think is "Shut up Morty".

[@8bjohnny236]

0:47 How did you get that Drone shot. I'm going to make reserve dome in minecraft.

[@thevuntzer]

My guy, your videos and hiding spots never disappoint. Keep up the awesome work. My abs can use the work out :)

[@killa_kirby1297]

i need more of this in my life. cant stop laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@colonelday3675]

You laughing was making me laugh even more, love it....

[@jorgamund07]

So early AbneyDude hasn't broke cover yet.

[@silentserge89]

4:35 Buttstocks 😂😂

[@DrakeKillah]

Oh man, I wish we could hear the reaction of the guys you fooled 🤣 90% of it would probably just have to be bleeped out 🤣

[@VocalizedMeow]

The best part is the fact that if you didn’t quest you could get almost 200 maybe even 300 pmc kills before you hit the next level cap 😂

[@LizzyKoopa]

Sunbathing in Tarkov can be considered a possible work hazard confirmed.

[@nomad2234]

this guy never fails to bring the best quality content !!!!!!!

[@franciszekwp]

Level cap doesn't work for me. While I'm lvl 13, I always get some level 30+ PMCs

[@chrisbalmer6936]

that level 7 at 14.35 didn't play anymore that day.

[@Cattliss]

Honestly your content alone keeps this game alive for me. Keep it up!

[@justarandompotato6272]

Good strats. Could make Streets and Ground Zero map feels like a true urban warfare where every single mistake could cost your life (and your juicy loots). Now we just need some "fake corpse" emote/gesture to make it slightly more realistic. That could fooled some poor timmy who thinks that EFT is just another copycat of CoD Warzone DMZ

[@nomad2234]

21:30 bro im fk dyiiiiiiiiiiiiing AHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA

[@StellFox]

That last one was sooooo dirty lol

[@theonecalleddoc]

That last duo was worthy of a Sub, see you in the next one!

[@G00N3YC4NG]

You are, without a doubt in my mind, the greatest and most creative content creator for Tarkov. Hilarious content

[@davidwilliams3244]

I could watch an entire series of this, it's like timmy natgeo.

[@Orthaluminox]

Lmao stalker anomaly gamma is where it's at none of this 😂😂 but it's good! Hahahah

[@AbneyDude]

I love stalker gamma, I just can't stay hooked for long without PVP. Did you notice any of the stalker music in this vid :)

[@Shywer]

4:36 That was a Developer?

[@bart9967]

@@Shywer no just unheard edition of the game

[@Shywer]

@@bart9967 thx

[@Mike_Oxard]

you’re insane bro lmao

[@harmacist6623]

Man, I feel SO BAD for the last two dudes

[@Ransackt]

this is even better than pretending to be a trash bag on streets lol

[@kevinmiller5051]

7:23 Wait if you're under level 21 how the hell is this guy so kitted? Dude's got a boba fett helmet on and that Ragman drip

[@mikie1265]

XD This is hilarious! When they close like that you should start making noises and freak them out XD Probably think its a ghost XD

[@KINGNITRO122]

content like this makes me want to buy tarkov but then i realize im going to uninstall the game in minutes once Abney hops into the game

[@ItIsYouAreNotYour]

Abney and HeyYouVideoGames are the best at this. It's nice to see people just having fun and doing original ideas than constantly questing.

[@KINGNITRO122]

@@ItIsYouAreNotYour i play arena breakout cuz i dont have a pc yet, so hopefully someone in the community might actually do videos like this. on second though, i might myself tho...

[@SeeKrez]

@15:31 if it wasn't for that pesky gang and their jank movement, the pphelmetGang would've been apprehended!

[@frenchfriking]

This is PURE evil 😂😂 nice job almost at 100k

[@HSTesh]

I cannot believe that last clip that was crazy

[@prkchpsnaplsaws2322]

This is one of the most entertaining Tarkov videos' I've watched in MANY YEARS

[@animekid69]

This whole video was flipping great lmao

[@Veindrn]

OMG tysm dude,u saved me so much time,i usually dont have time in the evening's to make dinner for me and my gf but you saved us by telling us about factor meals,tysm

[@LootFreak]

This is absolutely diabolical XD

[@OneZerky]

Finding your channel makes me want to transition into Tarkov

[@couchtomato221]

There is a dead PMC body in one of the new dorms rooms added with the ref trader keys.

[@MouseCaliber]

1:58 IS THAT THE TWIN TOWERS IN THE TOP LEFT?!

[@Act1veSp1n]

We missed ya Abney!

[@vkusniy_sok]

Looks like Partisan makes sense now...

[@nsr.worldwide]

You just got a new subscriber! You're a f*kin genius!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cthulhu-gu9re]

i mean promoting ways to make new players quite is te reason why we got a dead game on or hands great work :)

[@kaidantienkulkija]

there is no ffffffffffff way that those two wasnt payed actors wtf was they thinking 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@generalzod5944]

The end was spectacular!!

[@kalina-chan6903]

Juat found my go to tarkov channel Had a very good laughter in the last clip, bros thought the loot was glitched😂

[@Splinkadinka]

That's so evil! Do it again.

[@SandwichManStudios]

Abney always has the most dastardly plots

[@theMyouknow]

So people will start double tapping any "Body" lying on the ground soon.

[@NightOfTheLiving8bit]

You should have hid amongst another 2 bodies and as someone got close, random blurted out something - but stayed still. Just to mess with people.

[@sen10el2007]

Insane.... totally insane... I'm crying here !!!!! so good !!!!!

[@special1jones190]

I wish I could hear the reaction of the two man that was moving you down the hall after they died

[@carlossanz1062]

Evil genius, love it 🥰 I am impress that you continue surprising me

[@jimbainianmonkey182]

So quality!!!!!!! I love this channel for this exact reason.

[@impostrous]

i fear no man but this man >buying another tarkov account it scares me