THIS UPDATE TURNED UP THE BLOOOOOOOOOD!!! | Half Sword

[@GalaxyHighMarshal]

Hi cartoonzz! VFX dev here! Thank you for playing our game!! Warm regards Half Sword Games

[@yoshiwaffles6682]

Make multiplayerttttt

[@DonnyDoesStuff]

@@yoshiwaffles6682 they aren't gonna try adding multiplayer till the full game comes out, read the faq

[@AverageYoutubeEnjoyer924]

No idea you worked on this game! Love your gore mods!

[@Azurflinx]

Yeah we want multiplayer

[@soundleaf3224]

Multi-player

[@hoobastank404]

43:03 the way he just silently ran the blade through that guy's neck and he looks up at Toonz as he does was way more intense than it should have been

[@djwolf4651]

35:06 That leg kick was absolutely diabolical.

[@liamswanay5906]

"ooo, he's chopping me into pieces...." 🤣

[@theomelchior2739]

I love thinking about this from an audience perspective, there's just this drunk guy with a spear stumbling toward people and whiffing every single shot.

[@Devvijing]

The scream at 14:56 feels so real and PERFECT!

[@18hadewitt]

I died laughing when that happened tbh

[@eckojay2192]

Hey Paul!

[@Sargewithnumber]

42:20 "Why do I have a concussion after getting hit despite having a helmet" He said, after been hit by a mace that were specifically made to hurt someone wearing armor

[@queenb6935]

This is one of the funniest Cartoonz videos I have watched 💀😂 Laughing my ass off for almost the whole video

[@chronicalyme3018]

I'm 15 minutes in and keep having to take breaks to breathe! Lmao😂

[@sekira4516]

14:52 I can this being like a scene straight out of some grimdark gladiator themed setting. The lowly farmer out of his element kneeling down to grab a weapon from the fallen, only to get "Here's Johnny!"'d from just out of frame. Then, the camera slowly pans outward to gradually show a giant arena littered with more corpses just like his as those left are fighting as animals, forsaking their very humanity in the name of survival.

[@Hugh_Mannn]

You’d be a good writer ngl

[@MYusri-xk9re]

14:55 That's the most diabolical cheapshot I have ever seen.

[@Cha0tic-_-]

Imagine if this game had multi-player

[@kingku1793]

Would be best game ever

[@Alllllllllmeerr]

It would be hell in a good way

[@Perezeta-zu7tf]

Be hella funny with Squirrel and Delirious

[@friendlyreaper9012]

It's still not out officially. There's no way a game like this won't have multiplayer once it releases.

[@Alllllllllmeerr]

@@friendlyreaper9012 that makes a lot of sense

[@D.W._Bucks]

24:21 ol' boy just stabbing around cartoonz's head *BRUH I AM WHEEZING*

[@Mega_OM]

“Ohhhh I have all my fingers, the knife go chop chop chop”

[@Violaetor]

20:30 the look on his face, "Oh my god! What have I done!"

[@TheFreeReborn]

game nerd moment time: actually they hold their face/jaw when their head is hurt, thus considering they always have an emotionless, neutral face, i don't know what to tell you, but he was in pain, not in shock for what he has done, they are ai, they have no different textures or models for feelings or emotions or for certain other things.

[@NohFR-1]

@TheFreeReborn Leave willy alone, he feels :(

[@HappinessthroughChrist]

OH MY GOLLY I'VE KILLE THY OPP

[@phillothehomie1401]

@TheFreeReborn I down voted yo ass

[@donatoclemente4421]

Thats so funny XD It really does look like that lol

[@ralphshiverriba155]

14:45 that escalated from 6 to 140 really fast

[@nileshkumavat6790]

22:50 "Don't die i wasn't done playing" cartooz let out all the restraint in this game

[@Pr.BlueJay]

Then he gets almost immediate karma 2 fights later

[@HarryO_Possum]

9:14 POV: You live in London and you go outside

[@Dakidzy]

2:57 he laughed like courage the cowardly dog

[@jordancambridge4106]

42:54 Toonz: Sir you have been defeated. Guy on the right viciously master baiting: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[@peetusalmela4945]

😂😂

[@gotstuff89]

"Is there no one else?!" -Cartoonz Famous Last Words Every Time.

[@IRONICMRJ]

As I see this comment he says it comedic gold

[@maximustotten5131]

8:20 that head butt is the greatest thing i've seen in this game 100%

[@OfficialBEL]

4:11 Baby Finn flashbacks

[@MarzTheBean]

53:00 "IS THIS YOUR CHAMPION?!" 😂

[@timwest277]

That's a hell of a beat down right there lol

[@Lord_Cabby]

That opening fight had me spitting coffee all over my phone. Haven’t seen cheeks get clapped like that since the last time I stopped by Kyle’s mom’s house.

[@CameronSalazar2113]

The acting and realism you bring to this makes these videos 100x better I love it, your voicing of the character as you Fight is amazing and 100% the best on youtube! "Chop is neck, He Kick me in the balls, DOO SOMETHING!" were else will you hear that! (49:50). Im also glad to see the Devs fixed the weapons getting stuck behind the back issue which is awesome!

[@SeraSmiles]

I love how Toonz defaults to fighting the way a kindergartner would for like half the video

[@sealost5914]

"Don't hit a unarmed man!" *Proceeds to accidentally kill said unarmed man he's defending.

[@jordancambridge4106]

43:00 Tunes: I am going to defeat all of you. Guy on his right master bating and looking at Toonz: Do you mind I am trying to master bait here.

[@yoshiwaffles6682]

20:52 “it’s still in me” pause

[@Jack82745]

Imagine if you could play against actual people it would make modes like the team battle even better and we would get to see cartoons fight delirious squirrel and Kyle

[@tonyravioli1982]

Eh. It becomes like a lot of games. Chivalry, for honor, etc.

[@mohdhazwan520]

Seen you soon Squirrel

[@O.LEO.N]

It won't happen. Ever. Not in this game.

[@O.LEO.N]

​@@tonyravioli1982No, it fucking doesn't.

[@juniorace3595]

3:07 not toonz punching himself 🤣

[@sahilrahman5066]

Oh my god thats fuckin hilarious, imagine from the other guys perspective your opponent is screaming and punching himself.

[@Weepy-Willow]

I love when you play these types of games, you retry “we who are about to die” the Gladiator game you played a while back its had a lot of updates you’d probably have a good time.

[@fenrirmorovigwhitworth9888]

The fact you just slowly dug your sword into his throat made me laugh so hard cause the guy just looked at you in such disbelief at 43:02 XD

[@tarrantwolf]

He didnt just kick you Toonz, he took you home and made you play house with him.

[@shannonschell3393]

The death at 15:00 was hilarious, dazed by bending over to fast and hitting your head XD

[@Mega_OM]

13:53 That was an anime antagonist death if I’ve ever seen one

[@darkprinceamal5623]

Literally choking on my dinner or a sip of water every five minutes🤣

[@ManicMama.]

I could watch you play this all day! This game really brings out your sense of humor.. like ive been laughing so hard the entire video lol

[@86shadowpenguin]

One of my favorites.. rarely have i laughed harder at a toonz video. Amazing

[@adrianmerasanz2625]

Watching it before getting it getting age restricted

[@1mistekgameover000]

Same😂

[@kamdenrockette9868]

Same

[@FTLnovaKid]

Lol, I am glad those days are far behind me. One video in particular I remember was not being able to see the agp “grenade” video (many years ago, I don’t even think it’s still up on the main channel). That was frustrating.

[@adrianmerasanz2625]

@FTLnovaKid never Saw it sadly

[@InLoveWithTheChaos]

Watching this while I'm suffering from pneumonia was a bad but also a great idea .. I'm loving it but at the same time I'm literally dying from coughing so much 😂

[@mogammadjacobs8144]

41:14 hit him with that slahgrhg best part ever

[@necrochemical5572]

Toonz chooses brave stand and on that 3rd fight when it's supposed to be all of them against Toonz, somehow the enemies started fighting each other lol too funny

[@fianafarrington6899]

Not even 5 minutes in and I already can't breathe. Absolutely hysterical.

[@chronicalyme3018]

I'm dyingb laughing! 😂😂😂

[@XS-SugarFree]

This had me laughing ridiculously. Great video.

[@Zombieland115]

“Careful I’m right behind you… I missed” cracked me up

[@CrMo2408]

44:11 Aaahh the beauty of the longpoint stance

[@Jaxswean]

I hope he plays some more half sword somtime later again

[@peacefulvalleyoutdoors]

I had to replay Toonz almost knocking himself on the beam three times. Love it. 14:45

[@DanielEngstrom-o8g]

Bro you had me laughing my ass off! This is why we love you cartoonz

[@andrewbrown1426]

My god. The funniest 5 mins of a Toonz video I've felt in a while

[@theecraftyghost]

42:54 was HILARIOUS!! 🤣🩸

[@dustinatkinson5744]

17:03 candlestick was definitely the best choice. Pretty heavy and longer than the other weapons

[@AimmersnipYT]

I love how cartoonz don't care if the video gets money he just plays for laugh and giggles

[@adamwolff4318]

thank you so much toonz for this vid , I've been going thru a tough couple months now and this video made me genuinely laugh so hard I teared up. Love the vids , keep em up!

[@ImmortalCthulhu]

Unhinged brutality and unhinged Toonz. I also love seeing this game.

[@antwauneharris6663]

47:40 I spit out my drink. Why just why😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@caliefgamer]

14:54 that is probably going to be the most unexpected backstabbing in game in history

[@darkhorse0283]

29:04 definitely looked like Ace Ventura pet detective!

[@urbynw3851]

Loved the way the NPC was just beating Toonz at 24:28😂 “I WILL MURDER YOU SIR” - Cartoonz

[@factsmachine7177]

Yo Toonz, don’t know if you’re holding out for a bigger update, but Dark Hours has two new monsters for the heists. Can’t wait to see you and the boys dropping gates on each other again.

[@grimreaper_cz]

I love the Half Sword vids, always make me laugh xD

[@xFreakyNatx]

Your half sword videos always have me laughing like crazy

[@AutisticIrish]

8:19 headbutt of the century

[@dirtyd33dz84]

I was laughing so hard at this I about threw up 😂...we need a clip of toonz's lady from the other room listening to him yelling lol

[@craigsmart3581]

Toonz: don't hit an unarmed man Also toonz: *smacks unarmed man in the back of his head*

[@soysauce715]

“You ratchet bastard”😂💀

[@StudioTellTails]

Your videos bring me joy everytime I feel down. Thank you so much Toonz.

[@ronnieronb73]

LOL. He gets polite as soon as he thinks he's going to get hit.

[@averyvincent8361]

YES, I LOVE HALF SWORD, YOU NEED TO PLAY MORE

[@0ffbrnd580]

Yessss! I finally got your videos back on my home page!!! I just know once you are put in my algorithm your vids are 1000s times better. Welp…I’m gonna be on a Cartoonz binge.

[@CoalD1]

This game seems very cathartic for Toonz's rage

[@Un-Specific]

8:20 using your helmet to knock him out is diabolical 😂

[@nathanboggs5283]

I’m crying at the gameplay and commentary!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rreezzaa1148]

Yes. Yeaaaaaaaas. This game is amazing. Give us more cartoonz

[@oksteve6368]

I can't wait to see you,Delirious,Kyle,and Squirrel play this together.

[@23Kingz]

53:51 had me laughing till my stomach hurt😂😂 that was funny as hell!

[@northstorm9411]

This is going to be amazing on full release

[@spacemankruger1809]

45:55 That Fuckin Combo 🤯 I Rewatched That Part More Than I Should’ve 😂😂

[@Mac_Dragoon]

toonz is always good to watch plus learning new fun games to play 100% amazing lol

[@KingBongHogger]

2:56 Courage?! Is that you?

[@anonymouspotato4899]

Wild that so many people in Medieval Europe carried so many secret jars of raspberry jam on their persons.

[@TroublesomeKing]

14:55 made me laugh so hard the sudden ace just in your back

[@kylebooker1987]

More half sword cartoonz. MOREEEE!!

[@Shlarkupik]

3:23 “How is he holding me so tight! and so lovingly!? Oh you wait till I- you wait till I get a mouthful.” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@devanwallis3454]

YES DUDE i've been waiting for you to notice the update

[@wickedteegaming]

Little Spoon Toonz!! LOL this was amazing!!

[@inciacci549]

8:30 Toonz went ultra instinct holy shit

[@mickeyknoxxx5234]

TY for makin content toonz, u got me thru some times waaaaaaayyy back when 🫡🫡

[@rwilliams27089]

A toonz face cam on this would be great

[@todaysoxygenisokay1315]

I'd honestly love to see toons play Mouthwashing

[@Sovereign86]

14:55 I did *NOT* see that coming!🤣🤣🤣

[@jsshadow-lurker5152]

This game can bring out one's psychopathic tendencies that one wouldn't realize they had. I like it.

[@ob64]

So glad after all of these years we have a true spiritual successor to die by the sword. Using the mouse to swing your weapon on top of a physics based damage/delimb system is just such a visceral combo for brutal fun. The additions of disarming, better individual limb control, and with an already impressive arsenal before being considered fully released really gives me hope for the future of this title.

[@gugy8708]

This vid really a testament to how monstrous Cartoonz computer really are like all that blood and his frame still going at it brur

[@thesoldierofequestria9266]

why is toonz so skilled that bro makes me wanna play skyrim again?

[@brandondurrett2361]

YA BOY IS SMOOTH WITH THE CANDELABRA

[@totallyoriginalnamethatisn9906]

10:59 canonically how cartoonz lost his eye and became a demon:

[@andrewnerdin7058]

Not even 5 minutes in and I'm already in tears 😂

[@MELLY_MALE]

1:50 BRO A WHOLE 4 MINITES OF U GETTIN DRUGGED THRU THE DIRT

[@bigpoppyd1212]

Best type of video games are the ones you enjoy for real😂

[@wwitness]

Subscribed, you don’t censor your content and you’re funny as heck.