This video will end you - Pt 11

[@marcgallagher32]

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[@bitonic589]

how do you make these videos

[@saracengovender5855]

We need the entire HP series to be remade in this way

[@GenericMedusa99]

agreed there needs to be a new movie for each book remade !! >:|

[@marcgallagher32]

This could be arranged!

[@googleyoflolz9930]

​@@marcgallagher32i'll be waiting. And if you aren't there I'll get murtle the turtle to piss on your head.

[@darkfader23]

Yes I would also want this but of course not word for word, with swear words and all of that, it would be gold.

[@Valisk]

@@marcgallagher32 Do it! Do it! Do it!

[@doctornobody0]

"What for?" "For being born, Potter" Basically explains Harry and Snape's relationship

[@MortSalazar]

If you're hurting seeing your crush go out with another dude Seeing another dude's kid will make you even less happy.

[@justanobody679]

​@@MortSalazar true. Never excuses his atrocious behaviour toward HP though 😂

[@ozgamerab8780]

It’s actually a true thing, Snape does hate Harry for being born, since his father was a bully.

[@MortSalazar]

@ozgamerab8780 I'd argue that it's less about the father being his bully and more about the love of his live giving children to another man. Snape is an extremely intelligent man. He would hold resentment but he wouldn't hurt and whine over bullying for his whole life. The tough love he had for Harry seems to support it He always spoke his last name with venom. But always tried to do right by him. He is the son of an annoying man But also the son of his love. You figure out how to deal with something like that.

[@sheogorath1374]

@@justanobody679 Meh, I'd say it's more petty than atrocious. It's not like he was skinning students alive. He was just kind of a dick. I had plenty of teachers like that that didn't even have his excuse.

[@WH250398]

"Fred and George used to be triplets" This makes no sense whatsoever. I'll name him Forge.

[@tgiacin435]

If there was a 4th one, he’d be named Gred

[@flawlessangela]

Fork😂

[@arnaudsebastienblaze8333]

Man got forged in flames-

[@dr.epting8596]

@AustralianTermite quadruplets

[@haydendunmusic]

Why doesn’t it make sense?

[@nico-9805]

I fucking LOST IT at Moaning Squirtle my GOD 🤣

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha got him

[@SirEggulous]

Ooorrrr

[@georgemather9082]

McGonnagals little roll of the tongue when she says Bird had me rolling 😂 Hands down my favourite character.

[@theonefrancis696]

BURRRD

[@MrAero164]

Same thing 😂😂😂

[@mattskidmore2593]

“Oh what the f**k have you done now, Hagrid?” Pretty much sums up Hogwarts tbh. 😅

[@dragneelfire2483]

I feel like we need an entire compilation of all Hagrid’s crimes followed by a court proceeding with Snape as the prosecutor, Harry as the defense and Dumbledore as the judge. Snape: “Mr. Hagrid, is it true you’ve committed 72 crimes against humanity in the last 72 HOURS alone…?” Hagrid: “Blimey, Professor, it weren’t me! All the students just keep messin with me deadly beasts! Like I haven’t TOLD EM feedin a giant spider was dangerous before! If anything, I be doin the world a FAVOR. Natural selection and all that!” Snape: “Mr. Potter, what do you have to say in defense of this madman?” Harry: “To be honest, why am I even fucking here?! I don’t want to defend him! He’s GUILTY!” Hagrid: “Oi! I’ll be takin you down with me, you little shit!” Snape: “Very well! Your Honor, as you can SEE, Hagrid himself has confessed AND his lawyer is only here under duress! Your ruling?” Dumbledore: *Dumbledore wake ups from a nap* “EH?! Oh…uh…not guilty. Fuck off.” Hagrid: “YEAH! That’s what I thought! Now c’mon, Harry! Fang’s been alone for 3 whole hours! God knows how many first years he’s managed to track down by now! Bloody dog just can’t resist new chew toys!” Harry: “I fucking hate my life.” Snape: “I fucking hate my job… Also, Mr. Potter…” Harry: “How many points?” Snape: *Deep breath* “Mr. Potter. You have suffered enough…” Harry: “Oh, I mean-“ Snape: “AHA! 50 QUIBILLION, SEPTRILLIOOOOON A-POINTS FROM GRRRRRRRRYFFINDOR for EVER believing you could suffer enough! You egotistical, little specky twat…” Harry: “Oh, fuck off, the lot of ya! Lord of the Rings rip-off bastards!”

[@Pieceofdatoast]

"I shouldn't have said that"

[@wooddrywood4530]

This is perfect 😂

[@laapgamerkikooshow8732]

This is pic comedy....

[@stiffchris9720]

They need to do one of those videos like "how many years would Walter White get if prosecuted for his crimes" but for ps1 Hagrid.

[@austinwheeler4328]

Did you break into his house and steal a script?

[@filiptrajkovski2198]

Bro your Fred and George are the best part of these right next to Hagrid i Love them

[@marcgallagher32]

Aw thanks legend. So glad you enjoy them!

[@Nathdrybones]

​@@marcgallagher32 Ur Vids always make me smile! 😊

[@ozgamerab8780]

@@marcgallagher32But Mrs Weasley seems quite dangerous. I do not envy Ronald 😟

[@BarokaiRein]

PS1 Harry Potter memes are absolute gold. Doesn't matter how many years it's been, just the look of PS1 Hagrid will always be relevant.

[@氣Pluh]

“Crabbe smells like sh*t” got me 💀

[@tom_mr97]

Fr me too 😂😂😂

[@misourbalderdash9737]

"Lets just say that a year ago Fred and George used to be triplets." Oh mah gawd

[@WarnerKov]

"Orrrrrr!"

[@TheGreatDemon666]

“Moaning squirtle” 😂😂😂

[@marcgallagher32]

Ha ha got him

[@Averagerinpenroseenthusiaste]

0:57 you know its bad when harry wants to go back to muggle school

[@cl3do905]

"they were Hufflepuffs, so nobody's gonna notice."😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@geegee2874]

4:59 If Malfoy actually say this in Canon he would become my Fav Character in an instant 💀😂

[@xvcxvcxvcvcxxvc6008]

It does fit with his characteter lmao

[@andrealorenzini5099]

We need more Malfoy

[@marcgallagher32]

He’ll be back don’t you worry

[@tokyogojo9431]

"all the girl nicknamed him moaning squirtle" hell naw Ron that was mischievous💀💀💀

[@Pajeetpoopram]

She said Squirtle not turtle.

[@doctornobody0]

turtle💀

[@therandommusicguy4773]

@@Pajeetpoopram Probably autocorrect

[@RantingGreekGamer]

*You are AMAZING good sir! Keep up the good work!*

[@noahfestenstein9466]

Ronald’s ooooooohhh!!! gets me every time.

[@Cutejess2407]

"Moaning squirtle" "Your mother beats me Ronald" "I guess it was lucky he was an orphan. At least no-one would miss him" 😂

[@LuminousWhispers11]

4:26 They would have only seen the name, Tom Riddle around that dude, which would be weird if it was often, but couldn't be connected to Moldy Tommy.

[@ozgamerab8780]

1:48 Did anyone notice that she wouldn’t stop blabbering?

[@RanMouri82]

I enjoy the notion that Fred and George have seen too much and want to spare others the dark knowledge. ...Y'know, unless they wanna make fun of 'em.

[@bakaichigo]

I went literally crosseyed for a minute laughing at the Moaning Squirtle bit... :'D

[@warrenwoodhouse]

The camera jiggling at 1:41 made me laugh but not nearly as hard laughing after hearing that Ron sounds like a duck after finishing his… ermmm… hmm.. “lad parts” and that his nickname is called Moaning Squirtle. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ozgamerab8780]

0:38 Harry could have maybe turned the bird statue into a flask, a useful thing for potions. Maybe then Snape would stop taking points off Grrrriffindor :)

[@MyVanir]

That would never happen.

[@ozgamerab8780]

@@MyVanirYeah, you’re definitely right. However, maybe he may deduct less points :) The first episode in this video proves that Snape does in fact reward compliments and take off less points.

[@swarajohiocitizen]

0:03 this woman honestly😂

[@wolfyboy]

There are so many hilarious and quotable lines in this one! Love it! XD

[@nekogato8990]

I do not know why I’m watching this video for the 50th time and I’m still laughing. And I’m not even high!

[@nonsensical_nova]

Ron: Ohhh! Mum is gonna shit a brick! I can’t with that line 💀 lmfao

[@Thatanimeobbesor]

Fred,George and ginny are literally roasting ron and Harry so damn hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@anaemiliaalmeida7238]

"Yes, but... you've been a f***ing idiot your whole live." - That's surprisingly accurate!!!!!!😁😁😁

[@CalebPlayzTCGs]

The floo powder had me dying

[@axldinosaur1074]

"That? Oh. Your mother beats me, Ronald." with that tone in his voice got me :D I don´t care what others say, I unironically like the PS1 HP games, although I think that wouldn´t be the case if i hadn´t played them as a child 😅

[@CDPA7]

Love the aussie humour 🤣🤣🤣

[@autismadventures7686]

Both twins: Well, well. Fred: If it isn't tweedle dee George: And f***king tweedle dumb. That part killed me. 😂

[@Pattmore]

When I heard “moaning squirtle” my mind immediately drifted to the Pokémon squirtle moaning..

[@secuter]

These videos are always fucking hilarious mate.

[@rochelimit55555]

Harry Potter jokes always got me I dunno😂 I guess it’s the christmassy song at the back, plus how polite everyone sounded

[@sneakypenguin2861]

I cant tell you how much I want to see all the games made like this! It makes my day when I see a new one of your vids uploaded! I love Neville, but the idea of him transfiguring his balls into a packet of crisps had me rolling. And I love fred and George, the fact you're doing them brummie makes me happy - i still don't know why they ditched the accents after a few films :D

[@mellowmoonlight9771]

Moaning Squirtle was the highest degree of violation ever happened to Ron lmfao

[@skytherk.5359]

"I have only been a wizard for like 3 days Ron!" "Yes but you have been a fkn Idiot your whole life!" That got me

[@tigerheart6]

Did we just vaporised Harry? Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr haha

[@ianhammock4564]

It's been a decade since I read Harry Potter and these shorts have slowly been replacing my memory of what the characters were actually like. And I like these versions better.

[@oliversherman2414]

"Harry! Buckbeek just killed thirteen students" lmao 😂

[@maeden-st7pv]

definitely one of the best videos, i haven’t laughed this hard in ages

[@DzEoin]

Love this! Schools only know how to make zombies recite answers, ORRRRR, shut your mouth Weasley you're the exact student I'm talking about.

[@susanlua4792]

2:32 “OH MUM IS GONNA SHIT A BIRCK!” Had me dying 😂😂

[@DylonBridson]

1:48 “Again.”

[@daanishmanzoor1]

Fred and George: We are both cursed with knowledge Ron: My only curse is you

[@AndrewPob]

Fucking love It, these sketches get better and better❤

[@SixSakuraBl0ss0ms]

I laughed so hard at: "Use your fucking imagination"🤣💀

[@McHuffs]

moaning squirtle 💀🤣

[@SepiaDragoonGR]

I really need an ORRRRRR compilation

[@gerardohernandez5598]

I love these videos🤣 I just recently got really into Harry Potter and finding these videos during is great!

[@NotAdriana03]

Mad eye moody needs to join the gang at some point lol

[@megarisalpha1038]

unfortunately, there is no ps1 mad eye 😔

[@hackingwithrabbit8768]

Hagrid scenes are gorgeous 😂

[@TheWarriorOfTime]

"They were hufflepuff, so nobody cares." lol

[@hanamizuno0625]

"Godrick gryffindors balls" lives in my head rent free

[@Manas-co8wl]

Moaning Squirtle 💀

[@j.cowart1999]

🎵He’s Harry Freaking Potter!!!🎵

[@Reasgan_01]

I'm already laughing!🤣

[@stanleystaklight7555]

Thank bro, you always make my day better

[@marcgallagher32]

Aw you’re very welcome mate ☺️🙌

[@Dancegirly2027]

Oh my f***ing god I was dying the entire time 😂😂😂😂❤

[@POTC_Oscarandfriens2.0]

Can’t wait to see Rowling make this whole series cannon. 💀💀💀💀 but seriously, this is great

[@prabkunvar10]

Bro took out all the "innocence" out of Parry Hotter U r a menace💀💀💀💀

[@charliettm4225]

Who comes up with this stuff it’s gold 😂😂

[@marcgallagher32]

That would be me 🙋🏻

[@stuffwithsoph8264]

most accurate portrayal of snape

[@yen1775]

You've changed a statue of a birrrrrrd into a birrrrrrrd.

[@stilescd7213]

To many Hufflepuffs💀💀💀💀 now they are just a statistic

[@George_Bland]

Favourite KZbin series

[@ShykeProdz]

Same😂

[@Vilematrix]

This shit ain't lying. 7 seconds in and i lost it.

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

Shame Norbert didn’t eat slytherin’s, he’d be doing everyone a favour

[@Wojtek_Ch]

- Change the statute into something useful. - Useful? Like what? - Anything except Weasley

[@darkgenie3167]

"They were Hufflepuff's so nobody noticed" Dang. multi-dimensional roast right there.

[@brittanysmall2124]

Not Moaning Squirtle ! 💀😂

[@musztafamsn]

I love these videos. It makes me happy when my phone signals me that there is a new one!

[@Malte12345]

when are we going to get aussie twilight please dont ignore me i need a teaser trailer or something!

[@marcgallagher32]

I was working on it yesterday my friend. Took a little while to crack but I think I have some great stuff coming soon.

[@Andyson-sz8qp]

I like how everyone has the same backround music except for Snape

[@lucascorreadl]

almost had a stroke with ron this time xD

[@0utFox]

somebody has to find some dirt on Fred and George soon, they're getting out of control XD

[@Luke-vo1bm]

"I had a sore throat" 😂

[@jameskavardy892]

That last one really caught me off guard ngl 😂😂

[@Aaron-dh4xe]

“Where’s hagrid when you need him” harry buckbeek just killed 13 students

[@NicoleTheDiva23]

-40,000 points from Gryffindor -What for? -For being born! My insults against people be like 😂😂💀💀

[@HyperVegitoDBZ]

Snape is growing soft, only 40k points?

[@neo69121]

a fucken masterpiece mate

[@marcgallagher32]

Thank you!

[@williamreely4431]

2:25 Roll credits! ❤ ya Marc 😀

[@unforseenconsequense]

Excellent content

[@chriscahill1005]

What in the hell is this masterpiece and why is this the first I have heard of it

[@arnavmehrotra7018]

Trust me harry, you do NOT want to go to muggle school. Physics and maths are a hell of a thing

[@theeyeoftheyinyangs]

F*** this was good. Do another, will ya? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@treyrandolph4720]

"in book 7" ahhahha, wall breaks

[@jeanculasec1466]

Need a TV series just on that

[@mycardboardbox]

haha nice mate i used to love talking over harry potter films with mates, it was open for out of context banters 🤣

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel keep up the great stuff

[@samuelartist2007]

Neville ball must be big that the teacher even noticed 🤣

[@DeathBird]

i have been ended, my stomach and face hurts from laughing

[@fraisertinko]

Well really -would the map show Voldemort inside quirrell?