This Week in Sportsball: NFL Week Eight Edition (2024)

[@notashinytyphlosion]

Per Elliotte Friedman: Pittsburgh-area KZbinr Urinating Tree has been fined $5,000, the maximum allowable per the LAZY clause under the CBA, for not producing a NHL 2024-25 Haters Guide.

[@furioussherman7265]

Tree said on his Twitter that he was too busy with streaming Steelers games to write the NHL Hater's Guide. He'll make a mid-season Sportsball for them, though.

[@samsee_ca]

⁠@@furioussherman7265 did Elliotte Friedman verify this

[@bradsimpson9396]

⁠Or maybe don’t stream every fucking game to get the NHL haters guide out

[@TheEDFLegacy]

I wonder if that fine can be stacked with multiple? I shall also use the LAZY code. 😅

[@notmyrealname7163]

*Insert siren noise

[@TheDreRock]

Perfect timing, I literally just finished watching Very Honest Power Rankings

[@niththevaliant]

Same 👌

[@markmichael6652]

Same 💪

[@m.hughmungus121]

Disclaimer : Honest =/= accurate

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

If only Tree had the work ethic or a Perna or Grossi

[@Fellow_Follower]

I won’t spoil anyone who hasn’t seen it yet, but I’m pretty happy about who the curse wheel decided to curse. Let’s smelt, baby.

[@KalvinSingh]

“I’M CALLING BOTH GAMES!!” Makes the day better

[@parkerdavis7859]

not if you're a panthers fan lol, he can't even be bothered to review the games for us anymore, just potshot after potshot

[@dakid9103]

Yes sir

[@larrelllewis9407]

FACTS

[@CapnJack1]

for me it's the "that's not what he wanted to cook"

[@mango2450]

@@parkerdavis7859 I mean as a panthers fan what the fuck is he supposed to review. The game sucks because our team sucks and doesnt compete

[@scottcarter8864]

Giants/Steelers Greatest Game!! HELL YEAH!!!

[@xRussianbishop]

This just made my week😊

[@brianpack5479]

Five minutes of Tree laughing at *that* play from the livestream. That's it. And it'd still be awesome.

[@MrBlue3rd]

The first this year!!

[@scottcarter8864]

@@brianpack5479 If you listen closely you can hear Tree STILL laughing in the distance.

[@PhilP8980]

Seriously no sh!t, that INT to end thr game won my fantasy game for me!

[@legendemu1356]

LAZY, we still love you tree

[@stoneegale9043]

I would say over worked, but l can wait.

[@nickmontanabass]

Same. He didn’t even do the tank bowl intro for the Jets and Patriots

[@rushguy1]

Patrick's "PUUUUUSH!" underneath a Tush Push is gold, Jerry. GOLD!

[@thekingbarrelmaker7642]

Between the Ravens, the Jets, Tyrique Stevenson, and the Giants for their two point attempt, there were so many good candidates for lolcow of the week.

[@sabiebright4554]

Apparently famous Jamis Winston was just blind before his eye surgery and that's why he couldn't always hit his target, that's the only thing I can come up with as a ravens fan

[@DemonKingBadger]

​@@sabiebright4554 more likely he decided one of his 2 good games per year. Still, better than Watson

[@furioussherman7265]

I'd have given it to the Jankees fan that pried the baseball out of Mookie Betts' glove.

[@chessco4516]

@@furioussherman7265 probably gonna be next weeks lolcow.

[@steelerfaninperu]

A veritable lolcow farm this week

[@SortaNonymous]

23:39 I need more of this Wii Sports Golf reference! 24:33 Also I never get sick of hearing what sounds in the injury report come from new random situations like jury duty

[@alexwiwel630]

The wii sports sound was peak. We need this more.

[@zacharyturner2944]

The sound effects are such a huge part of what makes sportsball so good.

[@DannyPlaysStuff]

Do you know what sound effect was being played when Jayden Daniels threw that hail mary toss?

[@SamOliver4]

@@DannyPlaysStuff same, I need to know where this is from. *"MAXIMUM **_POWER_** !!!!!!"*

[@UrinatingTree]

That's from Wave Race 64.

[@aaronjohnson8786]

I'm a Vikings fan and I knew we were taking the 'L' when early in the game Al Michaels exclaimed "We love LA!" when cutting to a commercial break and sneaks in, at the very last second "We love Minnesota too," with all the enthusiasm of a person starring in a proof of life video.

[@nolanfischer4855]

The Bears have already made me lose my mind this season. It's Week 8. *Can't wait for the divisional games!*

[@Blaze2435]

Be ready for more of it. Yours truly the Seahawks.

[@SportsandVGSuperFan4]

Y'all ain't making it to that lol

[@adrain182]

@@SportsandVGSuperFan4not the divisional round dude

[@OFinn77]

​@SportsandVGSuperFan4 guess that sports channel didn't work out, eh? 🤣👍

[@relay6109]

The “Oh no” covering of helmet by the Rams player after the face mask says it all

[@registereduser]

The body language of someone absolutely sure a penalty is coming.

[@samowen2286]

That Patrick Star "push" had me dying 😂😂

[@DepravedCoTApologist]

Where was that?

[@samowen2286]

@DepravedCoTApologist I don't remember the time but it was during Bucs v Falcons

[@pringlesking2748]

4:12 ​@@DepravedCoTApologist

[@jasonwhigham335]

​@@DepravedCoTApologist 4:42

[@shinglepicker]

Thanks for putting Jim Donovan in there. He was arguably the only positive thing about The Browns for the last 25 years.

[@chrisdey6667]

As a Panthers fan.... we've also run out of things to say about the team. A couple weeks ago I heard a sports commentator say "with the Panthers, every play is an adventure" and I think that just about sums everything up

[@X525Crossfire]

Can't wait for the "Conglaturation Yankees" vid in a few hours...

[@registereduser]

“YOU BLEW IT!”

[@ecoRfan]

Worst choke in an MLB postseason game probably ever

[@karlcalvert812]

Dodgers fan hear. Yesterday was awesome!!

[@Dalocklear73]

It’s out now

[@CJEstradaMartinez]

@@ecoRfan There's not enough "You blew it" shouts to express disgust at last night's collapse.

[@CX462]

22:19 as soon as I saw that happen, I knew Tyrique was gonna be named Lolcow of the week.

[@Aezetyr]

"all of the cancer but none of the chemo" Damn Tree... that was RUTHLESS. I love it. You're still a lazy ynnzer though.

[@VortexTheShark]

The week is not over until we hear the sacred words of "IM CALLING BOTH GAMES!"

[@robertmuir7125]

Ah the week in sportsball

[@Snoil]

Part of my week. AMEN

[@snakeeyes9246]

The culture is actually damn good.

[@fathercounts2820]

I’ve watched these since middle school and I’ll keep watching these as long as tree makes them

[@taylorjames2886]

Me too

[@heyitsash7]

I'm so glad Washington fans are finally getting to experience this kind of optimism again so soon after Dan Snyder left. I was skeptical of the coaching hires when they first happened, but at this point I genuinely have a lot of trust in what's happening with that culture right now. Once they get another offseason to bolster the roster talent a bit more, this team could be a real threat to the best teams in this league.

[@hankhillsnrrwurethra]

The culture is actually damned good.

[@wwe1222]

Jets should be LOLCow of the century at this point.

[@stormbringer7773]

Perc Rogers really thought he could do what Brady did when he went to the Buccs. 😭

[@RicksTravelogue]

The problem is that they continue to battle back and forth with the Cleveland Browns for that honor.

[@TheGerrok]

@@RicksTravelogue The level of browns-ing that the Watson trade is bringing to the franchise is setting new expectations. I never knew the factory of sadness could push out this kind of quality.

[@pokehybridtrainer]

We'll take a decade, easy.

[@relay6109]

I love how “border-of-millennial-and-gen-Z”-coded these recaps are. Halo voiceovers. Smash finale. He knows his audience and I do not see myself going anywhere else for my Sportsball

[@kaphizmey6229]

as an older zoomer (‘99 baby), i appreciate the fuck out of it

[@spazm9000]

More like gen x/early millennial with the street fighter 2 and starcraft sfx in every video

[@roflcopter117]

@@spazm9000 and all the Sonic music from the Genesis games. I mean it's not like I stopped playing video games in HS so Halo appeals to me too. 🙄

[@big4horry]

Tree was born in 1988, so it’s not surprising.

[@devanshouse5027]

As a 1995 baby, I'm as "border of millennial and Gen Z" as a person can get... lol

[@Gwendolyn-Plays]

24:33 new sound on the injury section

[@caleisnotfunny]

Jury duty lol

[@JustJimmy-24]

Jury duty is so brutal it now classifies as an injury lmao

[@troybaxter]

​@@JustJimmy-24 Even the city of Dallas tried to find a way to take their best player away

[@WeisSacKing]

"Annihilated on the stat sheet", that same stat showed part of the answer. Your old buddy Mason Rudolph, STILLERS Ring of Honor QB, threw 2 INTs. Also Ridley and Chiggy dropping the ball on the ground for the Lions to eat up.

[@darkstarmedia]

The Jets video Tree made 7 years ago hasn't aged at all

[@SimuLord]

As a Patriots fan, I'm furious at the Jets. There goes the first overall pick.

[@metalhydra273]

They’re gonna need another video soon

[@DeannaBaileytheRavensFan]

As a Ravens fan, yes. We do miss Mike MacDonald. Also, congratulations Commanders, for the most hilarious and awesome comeback win in your franchise history.

[@RedRhino49]

the colts "fake punt" play has some new competition

[@dnasty312]

It's called Swinging Gate

[@squag7218]

I suffer through every single Falcons performance (brought to you by the Atlanta Department of Cardiology) every week and you are the only thing I genuinely look forward to during the NFL Season. Thank you for all you do for us Tree.

[@VyPrezWolfpackMusic]

Fellow Falcons fan chiming in. Somehow urinating tree is more optimistic than our entire fan base.

[@frozenkitsune3639]

Seattle 🤝Atlanta: Cardiac arrests (nearly) every week

[@TheChrisHartman]

THE CULTURE IS ACTUALLY DAMN GOOD 🔥🔥🔥

[@iammatthewdavid03]

Amen brother.

[@goldenageofdinosaurs7192]

It is now🤣

[@gregdeandrea1450]

But like actually! Like for real this time!

[@nicholasvalentine2428]

I'm glad I found this channel. I've seen Mr Tree with Perna and Grossi but was only recently aware of this. Regards from an English Commanders fan of 40 years, yes 40 ouch!

[@unfortunateselection8489]

“I’m calling both games” music to my ears

[@user-ww8nz5oo2l]

the arabic music as tillman scores with fans going nuts is all that i needed this season. chefs kiss.

[@vitex198]

Current LOLcows of the Week: Week 1 - Notre Dame, for losing to Northern Illinois after being overrated for the zillionth time. Week 2 - The Ravens and Eagles, for both blowing leads in frustrating and spectacular fashion respectively. Week 3 - The NFL, for opening a Discord server. Literally why? Week 4 - The Jaguars, for tanking WITH Trevor after tanking FOR him. Week 5 - Alabama, for losing to Vanderbilt. No Isaac, this is not the greatest upset ever. Week 6 - Nick Sirianni, for taunting Browns fans after beating them by 4, then hiding behind his kids. Week 7 - Everyone associated with the Browns in any way, shape, or form. Week 8 - The Jets, for 756-1, and Tyrique Stevenson, for tipping the ball to Noah Brown.

[@crazyluigi6664]

Tyrique also wins the month for October.

[@samueldawkins]

browns fans were taunting so they got some back.

[@chiefkeef74]

You forgot the failed 2 point conversion by the Derps 😂

[@mychaeljones7526]

26:02 RIP to C. Ward daughter. That is heartbreaking.

[@CarbideSix]

🪽 Leaving wings to pay respects to the little one

[@PhantomThiefOfSports]

Giants: Want to see us do worse than a QB sneak on 3rd and 9? Behold.... the swinging gate of failure

[@ZeroCrystal]

For the sake of being fair, Kaaron Rodgers has blamed everyone else for his failure since day one. It's what happens when you eat lead paint chips and no one stops you.

[@ephemispriest8069]

Referee #1 & 2 about four yards away with a clear line of sight to the hand on the facemask as Darnold's head and body get yanked around violently: Duh, we saw nothing.

[@chriskay1449]

Actually all you see is is the refs face and looking from the opposite direction. Not one view from behind the ref that actually shows the face mask. SO it is plausible that they didn't see the face mask.

[@ShadowFalcon19]

Goodell wants to make sure only The Chiefs win everything because of Taylor Swift's bribes and endorsement

[@ephemispriest8069]

@@chriskay1449 Yeah, and there could be a gnome coming out his ass, since we can't see him from behind.

[@V-max97]

That Banjo-Kazooie sound effect is perfect for the Jets.

[@benconverse6145]

🛑 Spoiler Protection 🛑

[@samstarnes6229]

Thank you😂

[@liambrou6555]

Yo are the hero we need 🙌

[@nautgamingnautgaming9949]

Spoilers Football happened the end Yes I'm that guy who spoiled everything

[@Sebastiengornail2995]

Thanks

[@theBatmanGoeth2]

Protecting people from their own stupidity?

[@junkyarddanubis3116]

Without watching I already know Tyrique Stevenson lolcow of the week

[@ChiakiNanami736]

"All of the cancer without any of the chemo" 😹😹😹

[@basicguy79]

Love the Jim Donovan nod at the end class act Tree ❤

[@anthonybeam8003]

I fucking LOVE!!!! your use of Sega Genesis and N64 sounds effects My childhood....and my adulthood I still play them from time to time

[@phoebenomena]

I'm digging the gavel effect for jury duty.

[@troybaxter]

Definitely an interesting one

[@marco4103]

0:00 IM CALLING BOTH GAMES 0:42 Minnesota Vikings vs Los Angeles Rams (Robbed by Refball, robbed by self destruction) 2:15 Tennessee Titans vs Detroit Lions (Motor City dominance) 3:28 Philadelphia Eagles vs Cincinnati Bengals (Where is our fries Siranni?) 4:33 Atlanta Falcons vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Claiming 1st place to a preview of suck) 5:38 New York Jets vs New England Patriots (Lifeless franchises) 7:31 Indianapolis Colts vs Houston Texans (Embarrassingly tapping out because of the memes) 9:13 Arizona Cardinals vs Miami Dolphins ("I'm back! What did I miss?") 11:04 Green Bay Packers vs Jacksonville Jaguars (No Love, no humiliations required) 13:05 Baltimore Ravens vs Cleveland Browns (The definition of Nevermore) 15:34 Carolina Panthers vs Denver Broncos (Mayday mayday! The hopium has grown even stronger!) 16:29 New Orleans Saints vs Los Angeles Chargers (A Michigan lookalike FC Harbugh masterclass) 17:35 Buffalo Bills vs Seattle Seahawks (The Seattle narratives) 18:36 Kansas City Chiefs vs Las Vegas Raiders (We are sadly watching this team play up to their competition) 19:49 Chicago Bears vs Washington Commanders (The greatest miracle!) 22:25 Tyrique Stevenson wins LolCow of the Week! [possibly the MONTH!] 22:41 Dallas Cowboys vs San Francisco 49ers (Man here we go again this team ain't goin never win) *24:04** New York Giants vs Pittsburgh Steelers (Days of Our Steelers episode 8: The Dumpster Fire Bowl!) [Greatest Game coming soon]* 24:29 Injuries

[@kendraftman]

5:38 New York Jets vs New England Patriots that should have been a TANK BOWL!!!!!!!

[@crazyluigi6664]

As someone living in the state that lost their NHL team, good.

[@andyjay729]

@@crazyluigi6664 Connecticut? ;)

[@nickmontanabass]

5:38 Tree missed the tank bowl intro for one of the best matchup of the two bottom feeders

[@nickmontanabass]

@@kendraftmantree got lazy there

[@blovett0814]

This is honestly one of the funniest Sportsball episodes yet, especially for the Jets and Bears 😂

[@FoolishSamurai97]

I love that Tree added Brandon Aubrey being out for Jury Duty on the injury memorial lmao

[@deemariedubois4916]

That Giants play makes me laugh every time I think about it. And woooohoooo Dodgers.

[@scottcarter8864]

What I look forward to every Wednesday evening.

[@richardadams4928]

"Sisyphean boulder rolling" is the kind of quality content that keeps me coming back for more.....

[@natewoods4566]

Playing songs from the Hotline Miami soundtrack during the segment about the Dolphins getting slaughtered is S-tier youtubing

[@JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly]

*”I’M CALLING BOTH GAMES”* Is an all-time great quote in the history of sports announcing

[@bobmcbill100]

LAZY! I was so ready for my team to get shit on again. Keep on keeping on man, love your vids

[@ronnickels5193]

The Jets Pats game was a Tank Bowl

[@WakkoKakko]

More like Greatest Game.

[@3dfrenzyfreak658]

Prayers out for Charvarius Ward and his family. I can only imagine the grief he's going through 🙏

[@sominboy2757]

Me to the Vikings: WHY CANT YOU JUST BE A GOOD FOOTBALL TEAM Vikings: *screams in Skol*

[@iiTsFaded_]

let this sink in: the super team New York jets lost to the 2024 New England patriots led by Jacoby Brissett 😂

[@kendraftman]

How the Jets vs Patriots NOT A TANK BOWL?!?!?!?!

[@snakeeyes9246]

​@@kendraftmanexactly what I was thinking. We're going to get at least two tank bowl this upcoming week.

[@noneofyourbusiness1114]

I needed this after that embarrassing lost from the Yankees.

[@sirdapperdan2209]

You gotta add the Paul Allen "I mean you can take a knee!" In the intro lmao

[@gregquinn642]

Your description of Rodgers taking over the Jets reminds me of when Hulk Hogan took over TNA. Bringing in all his buddies and driving what may have been a promising organization straight into the ground for his own benefit.

[@ethanbarnes7163]

19:50 is what we all came for

[@Cogjammer]

I popped for the early Bears/Commies recap music -- Dynasty Warriors OST is good for everything

[@snowstorm5867]

18:05 he made a mistake typing that article, too. lmao

[@zackspiker_]

Hey man, I’m having a real couple of weeks, these videos are keeping my head above water. Thank you.

[@angrysammich5762]

This came out as I’m shitting my brains out, perfect timing

[@ZealousOctopus]

I love adding "Jury Duty" For Aubrey in the funeral segment at the end

[@JDXC666]

Tree you are anything but LAZY, you are merely fighting a horribly unfair battle against the gods of bullshit and chaos. And we love you for it.

[@carlosleonardo88]

"gods of bullshit and chaos"? That's Nurgle.

[@firewalker1372]

The Honolulu flu 🤣. Thats a good one, love it. Whats really cool about the lions, they are just out there having fun!

[@ampgp03d]

9:50 you can hear the gears grinding to a halt from confusion and as tree breaks down literally.

[@ricecrystaltreats]

with love, LAZY!

[@Dtown1996]

Lions legit look like the best team in the NFC. The only 2 teams that I think can match up wit them are the Chiefs and Ravens

[@scottcarter8864]

That may be true but, as a Lions fan, I'm nervous as hell for these next two games coming up. Got about 300 diapers ready.

[@Mr___f]

Ravens vs Lions would be a offensive masterclass.

[@malrulesall9669]

That Hail Mary was insane 💀😭

[@thisspacenotforrent]

6:50 summarizes the Jets, lol...Indy in a snapshot at 8:09, lol...20:16 the Bears, pity us...

[@peterlenau3065]

I've been a viewer of these NFL Sportsball videos for years and years. I'm also unfortunately a Bears fan, so I have been hiding from the flailing from Tree since this week 8 was played. It's Jan 1, so time to catch up. I can do this, I'm a grown adult, I can do this....

[@DawgPoundEnjoyer]

Craziest week of sportsball in a hot minute.

[@Grimmothy13]

The football week has not finished until I have watched Chisled Adonis's Game Highlights and Tree's Sportsball. Nothing better!

[@CardinalMB9]

Zach Wilson is laughing his ass off rn

[@nico-us8ji]

poor clock management with the price is right sound had me dying 🤣🤣

[@ThatRedHusky]

Rodgers is too busy saying he feels "great" and brags about drinking water with cayenne pepper. I wish I was kidding.

[@Staszu13]

Loving the goofy kiddie show music on Jets - Pats. Quite appropriate

[@therealmcromano319]

Tree channeling his inner Mike Tomlin with his upload schedule

[@KillswitchSoldier88]

I mean using BGM from Dynasty Warriors is straight up GOATED my guy

[@A.D.L.T.D.L.]

THATS NOT WHAT HE WANTED TO COOK

[@jtalkalot19]

Wait a second, what the fuck!? Jim Donavan passed away!? Oh lord. Rest in peace, Jim. I will always remember that proud call of the Browns win over Pittsburgh in the playoffs. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@AFlyingMayMay]

Feel like Jahmyr Gibbs cuz of how fast I ran to this video 😂

[@Billnyetheboy]

For real

[@natesanford1414]

I have Thursday and Friday off, so I usually miss the games, and I really appreciate your recaps as well as your in depth info while keeping it short and sweet. Also it makes my Wednesdays awesome

[@V-max97]

That’s Giants 2 point attempt was peak Derp!

[@crazyluigi6664]

Worst part is that Daniel Jones can't really be blamed for that one either.

[@ShadowFalcon19]

That proves Daniel Jones was a bad QB! We should've tanked for Elite QB in 2025!

[@HurQlez]

Better yet: Tyrique was pompous the entire day! There is footage of him before the game making a bet with the Commanders stadium crew that his team will win the game. Add to this his unsportsmanlike conduct penalty that made Terry McLaurin shout “You ain’t s***!”, and all this is a LOLCOW that should be bronzed and on display at the LOLCOW Hall of Fame!

[@nicktime5841]

For the first time in a while the STEELERS COULD ACTUALLY GO TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!!

[@supersasukemaniac]

Stillers Gahta Superbowl?!

[@Zalis116]

All they have to do is buy tickets, from SeatGeek!

[@michaelschmidt9663]

The Wii golf sound effect gets me every time

[@cjvac24]

Jets Vs Patriots should’ve been a tank bowl tree wtf

[@AdamQuraishi10]

21:40 In my opinion, this was one of Jim Nantz's best calls in recent memory

[@ihonestlydontevenknow4359]

if “jackpot, kansas city” didn’t happen, this is his best call of the year.

[@tristenborland4505]

LAZY! We still love you

[@johnnyroberts3761]

Am I the only one who thinks Bears-Commanders should have also been a Greatest Game episode?

[@danielr2390]

12:50 apparently the scoreboard operators tuned out at the end of the game because they showed the final as 27-27 and updated each teams record with a tie game

[@levibaum4206]

I noticed that too. Thought I was tripping 😂

[@ChrisAnton-ub5el]

We all knew who was going to be LOLCOW of the week. Did not disappoint.

[@V-max97]

And the kitty goes “ow”! Go birds 🦅!

[@donphilp7511]

The best sports commentary online

[@ZakingGaming]

We forgive you for your laziness but please do put out more NHL content! It’s the best there is.

[@ethanjensen6847]

As a Canadian hockey fan, “Lazy”, but in all honesty, no worries Tree, already appreciate all the vids you put out