THIS WILL CHANGE HER LIFE FOREVER!!

[@pinkaangela462]

"did you lose a bet?" "yes i am the best thank you!" HAHAHAH

[@noura-2782]

I uploaded my first video ever yesterday! Please check it out!

[@dua_junaid]

Please don't self-promote

[@janetilley215]

Noora Alshemsi fuck off

[@suniTehT]

that girl looked like she was on crack

[@xx_azaria_xx5123]

Pinka Angela ikr 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@toastycarp]

Stranger: Did you lose a bet? Carmelita: Yes, I am tha best!! I’m dead 😂

[@bloodgang8243]

What the fuck

[@rio3244]

2:57 JASON: I might steal this woman's bag, she look like she not paying attention. DAVID: She's paying attention. JASON: I didn't say anything. WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT?

[@kimtaehyungbulletproof1975]

That thumbnail tho. It's looks like trisha

[@emmasakamotoflack1478]

Kim Taehyung Bulletproof I thought it was

[@emmasakamotoflack1478]

😂

[@rijulpatel4607]

We are bulletproof.

[@meri5286]

Army

[@CrystalRoseOfficial]

Foreshadowing

[@josielynn.1411]

this is one of the best vlogs in a long time because it has the old vlog style alex bits in it. nice change from table breaking over and over haha

[@lucascompinto]

Exactly, I didn't laught like that in a while on his videos.

[@aubriephillips637]

josie lynn. true, I missed seeing Alex in his vlogs

[@will3071]

Best Vlog in months! David's vlogs were becoming too try hard and weren't natural anymore.

[@isamalfoy8120]

agreed! but i will never get sick of alex breaking the tables❤️😂

[@licat1183]

juli peters IKR SAME

[@NatashaE98]

I thought this was an old vlog, cause there was so much Alex in it

[@madisonhartwick8114]

Natasha Estrada me too!!!!

[@adrianao5845]

Natasha Estrada I LOVE IT

[@Zoey-wt5eq]

Natasha Estrada tru but David probs saw all the alex Stan comments

[@nabilapta3171]

yeah that bit was his old vlog style and i fucking love it

[@bitchabelle]

SAME !

[@HaiItsBrianna]

ALEX WILL ALWAYS HAVE A SPOT IN MY HEART

[@jennaannis5440]

WHY DIES CARMALINA SOUND LIKE DR.DOOFENSCHMIRTZ

[@baileysimonn]

Jenna Annis *chokes on water*

[@ezthehagg]

OHMYGOR

[@JokersVFX]

🤣

[@slaydawg27]

I'm the 666th like 😂

[@lenago]

That sounds so familiar to me, thanks 😂😂😂

[@NicoR100]

I like how Jason doesn't give a shit at what ppl think about him:))

[@BibtheChib]

because he's like 85

[@mariafritz]

Ibrahim Farid XD

[@jayb7796]

hes like 45 not 85 come on dude

[@skidragunov2934]

well actually 44 to be exact

[@multifandomharlot]

Trevor Mcquaine That's a *hard* 44 though. Jezuz. 😂

[@oliviakelly3815]

im so glad alex is back in the vlogs i was starting to miss him like for more alex

[@mariamasidibe1677]

Imagine walking down the street with your mom and David and Jason are out with Carmelita. I wouldn't be able to ask for a photo because my mom would freak lol

[@janwmckinney]

Mariama Sidibe I was just thinking the same thing

[@321stfulbyisilb6]

Mariama Sidibe and make you take a photo with them for her

[@abdulrehmanwaris8131]

especially if you are brown

[@jacobsalasis]

But... Jason is Carmelita...

[@Nnnnnnnnnnp]

I automatically thought it was jason in the thumbnail lol

[@nikkijohnson3683]

Dominic Ciccarelli same 😂😂

[@libaby5604]

Dominic Ciccarelli daddy omg

[@sandrarivera1262]

same

[@kayleigh3331]

Dominic Ciccarelli same

[@x.greyl2]

Dominic Ciccarelli same!

[@Umenahamza]

ah this was a great vlog, reminded me of the good old days of seeing loads of alex :)

[@stephyt5815]

Layla aww i know right i miss seeing a lot of alex

[@galaxiesabyss3928]

The scariest part is Carmelita is not the weirdest or grossest thing I have every seen down Hollywood blvd

[@jaidyn3130]

Cambria Cobra WHY IS THAT SO TRUE

[@galaxiesabyss3928]

Lol

[@becauseimsuperman8775]

Cambria Cobra if she isn't then what is ?😂

[@galaxiesabyss3928]

Potato Lover trust me go down Hollywood blvd and see for your self

[@jaidyn3130]

Potato Lover there's sooooo many cracked out people that look worse than carmalita lol you would think carmalita is normal compared to them

[@huzaifamoja5649]

jason is the funniest human ever. he deserves the success he's gotten recently.

[@ashleycortes2054]

Woman: "Did you lose a bet?" Carmelita: "Yes, I am the best! Thank you!" Me: 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[@spencerross1530]

ashley cortes I though it was "did you lose a vest" 😂

[@Mannequinguitar]

ashley cortes I thought it was do you need a bag 😂😂

[@kamaleinoelle]

ashley cortes I aspire to have her level of confidence

[@taylorgontz7034]

I

[@Charlotte-bp6fk]

I think this is one of the best vlogs so simple but I laughed all the way through 😂

[@skuli5949]

David is the kind of youtuber who doesn't want to waste your time on 20min+ vlogs, instead he posts 4:20 (idk why its always 4:20 tho) of extremely good content... bravo

[@laurenlapointe7940]

Ajdin Skulj 4:20 blaze it

[@Antwnia115]

Ajdin Skulj I'm pretty sure it stands for April 20 😂 weed day

[@atlasmiata]

Ajdin Skulj 420 blaze it yoooo (april 20th)

[@rebeccaklein3528]

Ajdin Skulj i literally just posted a comment like this lmao 😂

[@Probably.Prosperity]

Ajdin Skulj omg all his video are 4:21

[@MoMorelife]

The girls at the end were so cute!!

[@cherrylouise]

Best. Carmelita. Shit. I've seen so far💀.

[@Alisha-hn7ie]

Bianca Genius u mean skit

[@kizziebest3474]

Bianca Genius I

[@rutasto.5013]

suga,ily army ❤

[@haileysilver8854]

Oh shit carmelita and Jason have matching tattoos. How cute

[@Angelia359]

Hailey Silver Conspiracy theory: Jason and Carmelita are dating

[@mirandaluna2700]

Hailey Silver yeah, Jason is dating him self

[@iZeltic]

"Boi you got 6 toes getcho ugly ass out of here" 😩😂😂

[@rie5092]

"what is a youtuber?" "They're like actors except more... Legit" IM WHEEZING

[@SrirachaPichacha]

Put David in the vids more often!

[@calmdown6314]

No, there's too much David.

[@kai_musubi2748]

Galaxy Unicorn There was to much Scotty in the vlogs.

[@nabilapta3171]

yeah that mtv bit was hilarious! david should in the camera more often

[@giannan837]

Lady Pegasus Games pfffft wtf. I don't watch his vlogs for David. I watch it for more alex.

[@abigailg5270]

Yes more David !

[@quishac166]

This looks like one of the old vlogs I love it

[@arianamiller3908]

i think carmelita's merch is what legit everyone has been waiting for

[@Dj-id9dn]

"She look like she not paying attention" "She's paying attention" "I didn't say anything"

[@olliethomas8141]

Every Carmelita says is fucking gold 😂 good fucking shit Jason

[@rachaelammy362]

David: "is Alex cute in person" Girl: "yeah!" David: "would you date him?" Girl: "um, no" 😂

[@yeahright3680]

I'M VOLUNTEER 😂

[@starboywolf5009]

rachael doby 😂😂 i almost choked on my skittle while she said that 😂😂

[@racheldoesstuff5546]

iiMrs Tesfaye Chock On The Rainbow

[@elizabethpetra]

"That's not Alex, that's my guard dog" "That's a dog?" "He's from Bulgaria, they build him like that. He's a weird mix between Pitbull and Human" What? 😂

[@chunlingling5155]

Elizabeth Adams I was dying at that part😂

[@stechmin7764]

I'm from Bulgaria, i can relate

[@craftervali1869]

Elizabeth Adams as a bulgarian i can confirm

[@jorgekontev4786]

I'm from Bulgaria as well I died at that part 😂😂

[@bluebutterfly4324]

We really want more Alex...this blog gives back memories! He’s my favorite person in the vlogs..!!

[@valdemarvera2886]

"What's up bitches" my nigga David a savage

[@juanramirez2767]

Valdemar Vera ooooooooooooo you said the n word im telling!

[@yeet6627]

Valdemar Vera If you are white yourself, I swear to God

[@valdemarvera2886]

Hrefna Runarsdottir no I'm not Caucasian

[@MrKevoo35]

Why is the villain from Harry Potter calling people the N-word?

[@valdemarvera2886]

Kevin AP7 lol where do you see the letters Os in my name

[@sophiarizo]

I'm so happy Alex is starting to be in the vlogs more

[@Wowzersorg]

"He's part snake and part tyrannosaurus" ~David D. 😂

[@viviangarcia1595]

Jamless Jimin army!

[@cl931]

I miss vlogs like this seeing David and Alex together like the were when I started watching these videos a year and a half ago I miss the humour that made me fall in love with them instantly 😂

[@autumnmay5211]

"My sister's gay, it's cool. IM NOT." Lmao poor Jason. Then tries to kiss David. Hahaha

[@solanarivera]

it's too bad that he doesnt think he's cool.

[@mesoalma1847]

WE DEMAND MORE ALEX

[@katieschannel901]

Carmelita merch!!!!!!!!!!!!!❤️❤️😭❤️❤️

[@abbykolofurlong9524]

fablist101 YASSSS

[@theheathen9415]

Anybody else wish Carmelita had her own tv show? I could literally watch her all the time and be completely content!

[@kierstenridout2613]

when alex is in the intro, you know it's about to be a good video

[@lovi5564]

who else thought it was weird to see somebody recording David??

[@jevinpugh308]

U did

[@dragonprincess9736]

Totally crazy man.😀.

[@dragonprincess9736]

Totally crazy man.😀.

[@ohwow4979]

me

[@samiaziz5050]

"Let me get my hat"

[@MsDardarbinks]

I love watching David and Jason in Davids vlogs and then listening to them on their podcast. Its so cool to get to see two totally different sides of them and both are genuine and funny.

[@adit7592]

I'm actually from Bulgaria and the dogs are exactly like that but way fatter 😂😂😂

[@sunnytsvetkova4760]

Same gurl

[@Becshots125]

That’s so true

[@isabellapetrov7990]

yes omg

[@yankxlxv]

Колко българи гледаме David Dobrik😂

[@gregd.6420]

Frr 😂🤣

[@multifandomharlot]

"BOY YOU GOT SIX TOES, GET YO' UGLY ASS OUTTA HERE" I. Fucking. Died. These vlogs just get more and more hilarious! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@keatz201011]

Bro, i died on "your arms are all fucked up" .

[@multifandomharlot]

Keat We *all* died thanks to this freaking vlog, dude 😂😂😂😂

[@marsbar6225]

Yay I'm glad Alex is back in the vlogs again

[@kennedifwilliams]

sees title. "this will change her life forever." me: did dom give another girl chlamydia.

[@louisa8531]

Aww Alex’s smile when they said he was cute was adorable

[@multifandomharlot]

*"What's up, bitches?"* 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jevinpugh308]

Multi-Fandomer nothing much fammmm

[@carleyxoxo8101]

Multi-Fandomer is that from dani

[@carleyxoxo8101]

Multi-Fandomer nvm I just saw it😂

[@multifandomharlot]

Carley and Ivy Taylor's 😂😂😂😂

[@ramyani946]

Who else agrees that David looks so amazing with that bandana?

[@Beeboops187]

This was one of the few times David actually did a bit for his own vlog lol It was pretty good tho ;)

[@caylacruse5262]

You must be new because the joke about alex being a dog has been in the vlogs since day one

[@ericl2258]

Cayla Cruse We all knew that. I think what she meant is David was acting well.

[@caylacruse5262]

She literally said she thinks this is the first time David did a bit for the vlogs? and I told her its not? of course David was acting well

[@torimcallister4723]

not gonna lie when this vlog was first posted I thought the carmelita merch was tana's mugshot

[@noneedforknees]

Tori Mcallister I love your profile pic

[@BlindBG11]

"He is from Bulgaria" LOOL

[@liz9336]

My depression has been awful lately and I've been having really dark thoughts, you're videos make me feel better for a little bit thank you so much.

[@melinavalenzuela5897]

Lissa I have never related to anything more cuz I have depression and I always get so happy when David posts best 4 minutes of my day

[@abbypruitt2935]

Lissa "the pain that you've been feeling can't compare to the joy that's coming" romans 8:18 - hope this helps

[@alexisciccarella990]

Lissa same 😞

[@StrafezLIVE]

Lissa you guys will all get through it, just try to keep a positive mindset and keep pushing. If you out out positive vibes, the world gives you positive things

[@samiaziz5050]

*hugs* you're beautiful

[@SifPaws]

I ain't gay, but David look real good with that bandana

[@jaylathegurl]

Small Paws dead💀😂

[@ayah2114]

Small Paws mkay so ur bi .... U realize saying I ain't gay isn't making a difference.... Like...???

[@Aishaniduttainlovewith1D]

MOOD FAY SLAY n u don't realize that u be acting dumb. He's a straight guy who think David looks so hot in a bandana that it had to be said

[@calebkompton6543]

These comments killllll me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@chan-l]

I ain't gay because I am a girl

[@trini2158]

Definitely missing the bun bun Bailey. Glad Alex is sticking around. Thumbs up

[@isabellamiller3107]

"is alex cute in person" me: HE IS CUTE ALL THE DAMN TIME WHAT QUESTION EVEN IS THAT

[@bestmovieclips6768]

Isabella Miller SAME OMG 😍

[@kimperez1700]

Isabella Miller IKKK RIGHT

[@DS-rm2ou]

you better be paying jason 50%, he's the life of these vlogs and the shit you make him do...

[@Ana-lf9qm]

agreed

[@dylandougherty2753]

It's free publicity for him, can you imagine how shitty his channel would be doing if he wasn't in davids vlogs

[@Elysianism]

Dylan Dougherty he is way more talented than David, David has Lady luck with him not talent...

[@victoriaf8571]

Si An The subs don't lie 🤥

[@loveliesimon1]

rALLY SI AN stfu

[@tanalarkin1597]

Just listened to all of your podcasts. They're so awesome! If you can, definitely upload more than one a week.

[@mary797]

1:22 there watching the Dolan twins lol🤣

[@Me-ss2gq]

Say what you want about Jason, but the dude has some serious balls

[@sandhir2001]

Balls? Everyone knows Carmelita has a pussy

[@wellhi1090]

RandomizedGuy Im pretty sure it's both

[@sammyjfreeman]

Carmelita & jet need to be set up on a blind date immediately! 😂

[@josettew.e3817]

OMG YESS i hope David see your comment and talk with Lizzza of it! AND MAKE IT HAPPEN!

[@georgiachenierleggett4932]

samantha freeman that would be amazing!

[@iosorbits]

samantha freeman yeesssss

[@alexzhang8301]

David would get too jealous 😂

[@sierra9532]

Alex Zhang would he be jealous of carmelita or jet 🤔😂

[@paigefransen3768]

everyone's talking about the dolan twins on the TV but no ones talking about the fact that david has kian and jc cutouts 😂

[@stitchvon1500]

IKR

[@martharivera1685]

well he met the love off his life at a jian and kc Party

[@seandwyer4237]

Alex sitting in the bushes looking at people 4 ft away lol this is sam in my vlog 😂

[@jacobsalasis]

Dude you dont have any videos

[@elizabethmendoza1884]

they have a kian and jc cut out and kian hates jason😂😂

[@jaliyahblackwell]

fr 😂💀

[@Terebithia]

Elizabeth Mendoza why does he ??😂

[@emilym7964]

Borderlinecage he said it in a video 😂

[@Terebithia]

Emily M which one goddamn

[@JS-0-]

which vid tho

[@kobimurray9703]

1:21

[@adilenem.9957]

kobi xshae thank you

[@hopeharris3097]

kobi xshae I love u lol

[@shadinaghizadeh2019]

kobi xshae right!!!

[@Davidwilliams0305]

kobi xshae HOLY CRAP THEY WATCH THE DOLAN TWINS

[@loganmatson2590]

Chloe W thats what i was thinking i saw that and was like "wow hold up replay... oh ethan has his shirt up wait nevermind david watches the twins😱😵"

[@CheerleaderAndPompom]

david being a part of a sketch what

[@xlilsushirollx112]

CheerleaderAndPompom Everyone else was probably busy 😂💀

[@dorotejadyburyte886]

That amazing feeling when you see Lithuanian flag in Davids vlogs so often. Greetings from Lithuania guys!!! Love you

[@matthewmorrin1974]

*Carmalita for president 2020* Edit: remember guys to eat your veg.

[@odi9145]

Matthew Morrin 100%

[@thetoxicfish8268]

Matthew Morrin I will pray to god

[@matthewmorrin1974]

average savage and a law that you can have multiple wives and husbands

[@matthewmorrin1974]

Alicia Soriano don't pray. VOTE!

[@matthewmorrin1974]

[ARMY] Noona 110%*

[@analugo8789]

1:21 did anyone else see the Dolan twins playing in the background 😂

[@reneestone5953]

I literally paused the video and looked thru the comments to see if anyone else noticed that too 😂

[@GOJOVIES]

Ana Lugo I did and I was like WAIT WHAT!? Scrolling down in comments to see if anyone saw them and I'm here dying 😂😂

[@ramenetafraise5835]

Ana Lugo oh ya dom is a big fan

[@chloejacque3034]

Yas I wanted to see if anybody else notice

[@saraalmuftah5587]

me

[@alexpreston263]

I love when David is in front of the camera

[@gracek368]

Just watched the entire video, and only just realised that my phone was connected to the family tv. My mums concerned. Very concerned.

[@avafox0105]

Ruby Loo omg hahahaha im dead

[@bileygr1216]

Holy shit. That's like my biggest fear.

[@revinnyawade7562]

I really wanna hit like but it's at 69😂

[@simplyanayah]

The "what's up bitches" had me dead 😂 I love David lmao

[@sarahyipyip]

so happy alex is in the vlogs more and more :')

[@Connor103]

I just realized something Carmelita and Jason look a lot alike Are they siblings

[@AS0398]

Nicoline Chabert hmm, must be that sister Jason mentioned in the vlog

[@mirandaluna2700]

Nicoline Chabert they are twins

[@lukereifenrath6925]

No, Carmelita is a character played by Jason. She's fake. (Lol yes i know that was sarcasm)

[@ChristLyK1]

Yay! More David and Carmelita!

[@katelyn5483]

1:20 i see them Dolans on the screen 👀💜

[@meowsta06]

Katelyn Dolan I was screaming 😂

[@riley7677]

samee

[@allcatsgotoheaven335]

😭😭❤❤

[@darlingjaels]

OMG I was like looking through the comments to see if anyone else noticed it 🙌😂😂

[@deeaz4013]

Yasssssssss my boysssss

[@saran6651]

I'm from Bulgaria I can confirm we made the Alex dog

[@therhiannafan101]

Sara N. can you send me one? lol

[@dylyn9628]

Sara N. well then send me 20 please and i can pay you in cash lol

[@randomhi9953]

Sara N. Send me one please!!😂❤️❤️🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@griffintierney7542]

You have the best podcast

[@kierahamilton5482]

words cannot describe how much i love jason

[@youssefhegazy6822]

These vlogs change my life forever, every.single.one

[@wack9190]

Why does this remind me of his old vlogs?? Ahhhh back when no one knew who tf he was and I had him all to myself..the good days

[@thenoobzar]

Not Cory Ochoa its like back when there was a bunch of alex

[@wack9190]

thenoobzar ugh 😫😭

[@Amanda-tj4lx]

Who else immediately knew that it was Carmelita in the thumbnail?? 😂😂

[@magou_0128]

Amanda That fake blond hair can only be her😂😂

[@leonoes]

“They’re actors, but more legit” 🤣

[@ewidw]

Wow! David hasn't cursed in his OWN videos in a long while.

[@kc8724]

Yo david you gotta do something great for your 300th vlog like zane and A LONGER VIDEOOOO pls like this or tweet him wo he can seeee👌🏾🙂

[@devinwilliams6962]

zane's vlog are complete shit

[@lovebres]

Yay that will never happen

[@katie1647]

Why did this remind me of the older vlogs

[@bluemonkeyslippers]

because alex was in it more

[@katie1647]

that's it

[@antonyaandcordeila]

My favorite vlog of David's 😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@usertokki]

1:21 PEEP THE DOLAN TWINS LMAO

[@youmna644]

Omg yes I just noticed

[@maahirasiddiqui2608]

"Everyone, everywhere, just completely in their underwear" - David Dobrik 2017

[@stellarose9571]

1:55 David 😂 That's like the first time in YEARS he's sweared in a vlog well, I've not heard him in that long 😂👍🏻

[@catherinegraham7299]

I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS WHEN DAVID SAID"he's part snake and tyrannosaurus" AHAHHAHAHAH

[@FallingxFreaK]

"Every woman likes choos" lmao

[@Kukla_Draws]

Can you post a vid of bloopers&outtakes from your vlogs?

[@МарибелКръстева]

The moment he said Bulgaria I literally stopped breathing 😀 LOL

[@kaliimihaylova]

Марибел Кръстева ME TOO LMAO

[@megiesss]

Марибел Кръстева same 😂👏

[@loratsvetkova7207]

hahaah

[@ivanelashtereva8390]

BULGARIAAAA

[@NasBas979]

Yasss

[@emchto15]

Дааа

[@ЕмилХристов-о4ю]

hell yeah

[@NeliMcGreen]

Iya Shtereva yyyassssss

[@bgvviki6576]

I KNWOWOOWOWWW

[@Julia-id8il]

Can we jusst take a moment for the fact that Alex is back in the vlogs😍

[@TommyBlake]

YEAH I SEE YOU GUYS WATCHING THE DOLAN TWINS

[@TommyBlake]

1:20

[@YepThatAccount]

OMG!! YESSS

[@OrlaMaeGallagher]

Tommy Tuesday hahahaha

[@ninamarie4391]

omg yeahhh!!😍

[@amelie4608]

I need the full song of what Jason (Carmelita) was singing at 2:16 immediately! 😂

[@nico_xoxo]

i can't breath Jason is such a mood

[@Hannah-fn6ip]

Anyone else notice David was watching the Dolan Twins at 1:21?😂❤️

[@rebeccas.1851]

Hannah Ferrell yeah