Three jokers, no problems (Balatro)

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[@toban]

We're balatro guys, of course we have to pick up our kid in 15 minutes!

[@mejhdhhicbfshihids652]

+2

[@apotatoo2208]

+2

[@8saiharamasukoi]

+2

[@M1K3209]

42:55 me when I fill up gas for my truck

[@tamriilin]

+2

[@patrickmousinho4036]

08:46 me when I'm doing a number two and someone almost walks into the bathroom stall

[@xandergeyer2993]

53:32 when I ask who will win nba roty

[@ConFusi0n]

4:37 Me when my cabinets keep opening and slamming shut on their own

[@ras0k]

+2

[@TiiAye]

33:14 Me when I’m a recovering alcoholic king telling my therapist about how I avoid my vices

[@AlexanderFayad]

Missed opportunity for “The Three Joker Problem” title

[@jake-wu2nq]

42:56 me when I'm an oil baron billionaire learning about the devastating effects of climate change

[@jake-wu2nq]

49:37 me when I'm an environmentalist rebuking the oil baron's stance on the climate

[@H3110ification]

Six-armed first responders in a universe where "j" is pronounced "ch":

[@Grethemsky]

that universe it typically referred to as “France” in case youre wondering

[@Pashizzle500]

+3

[@slay-thoven1357]

Holy +2 chesus jhrist

[@shaybcakes6309]

25:00 bro hit the 4 pairs yaku damn

[@marklund117]

Balatro needs a secret Kokushi Musou planet

[@ShaggyMcSwaggy]

22:27 when people ask what my least favorite pokemon is

[@legitgopnik8431]

We're balatro guys, of course we're gonna read every single straight out loud

[@avebave6550]

1:10:45 me when I'm batman playing an online game with multiple jokers since he cloned himself, but only one of them is truly a challenge.

[@Alex-kf4zf]

the throws have me in stitches. love you egg. never change.

[@willmccann4115]

Mother Elizabeth’s chili oil

[@augustdahlkvist3998]

45:28 He discarded high card I CAN'T EVEN 🤬

[@Varikhem]

What are you takling about

[@MrTurish]

Hi, I been following your balatro journey and I got my first e number. Love the content, you're a splendid fella

[@jakobf6165]

22:27 me playing the new pokemon game where all pokemon are now prokaryotic organisms

[@jonahverhoog]

2:26 Me when talking to my dental hygienist

[@heatonoakes6971]

1:20:18 me when I don’t want to drink the water of life because I know it will lead to an unstoppable holy war spreading across the galaxy

[@Subsistence69]

+2

[@TheHmuma]

Tip 23:25 when you don’t get immediate use out of the voucher wait until you do to get the interest.

[@highelo4359]

24:39 me being call up after sleeping in class

[@MrBillyBlade]

Me when i thought ill face four guys in a stand up competition which would be a problem but one of them ate too much of mAmA LiZ'sS cHIIiLli oOOiLL yesterday

[@Tehfunsterman]

6:50 when hamiliton from the hit broadway musical is playing poker

[@kipandcop1]

22:28 Me when I'm trying to work out which of my pokemon I want to put on ebay

[@MrCloud254]

The immediate loss after pivoting

[@jacemayer9539]

Me when I see the limited 3 issue Batman comic series Geoff Johns wrote in August 2020

[@b.cole_]

Me when the market asks for an alternative form of payment

[@yujiyujix]

hi tomo

[@ryancostello7208]

We're balatro guys, of course we're loving every minute of it Jerry. Even when chat is being spicier than mama Liz's chili Oil!

[@nazurix689]

Honestly they should get rid of 8$ packs in first shop for decks that cannot get them.

[@danser_theplayer01]

Lethal Company was good.

[@espkirby9946]

Guys I don’t think he likes playing balatro

[@quiteadept]

1:09:52 me when we get locked outside in our back yard and we're freezing to death but we have matches and a gallon of gasoline and we were thinking of replacing our patio anyway

[@marklund117]

+2

[@JelloSalad021]

Me when Joe Gatto left Impractical Jokers but the show was still pretty good

[@PenguinOnDopee]

+2

[@Terminator-mj5sb]

+2

[@distortedjams]

-2

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

?2

[@mejhdhhicbfshihids652]

+2

[@CBMX_GAMING]

we're balatro guys, of course we sacrifice long term econ success in our run to buy wheel of fortune every single time.

[@chillrendbeats]

+1/4

[@thedeck-buildingdemon8293]

Nope!

[@evertime123]

​@@chillrendbeatsnah its +4/4 we're due

[@djflaffwaffe2462]

I do the same shit but I'm so due bro you gotta believe me

[@ryancooper4770]

What is it with y’all and this obsession with interest. It only generates $20+ over the course of a run if you NEVER spend it. It doesn’t matter if you spend it on wheel or not, you’ll spend it on something.

[@dannydevito7755]

53:25 me when I'm a gorilla and I walk into a pawn shop

[@Montewtf]

ok this one got me

[@tylerjones69]

Actual +2

[@joshavery]

+2

[@tadejwinsthetour]

+2 x2

[@brandtboy1]

x2

[@mesut3284]

mama liz's chili oil

[@nullptr5740]

+0 (neutral)

[@void_9216]

mama liz’s rizzi oil

[@mesut3284]

@@void_9216 daddy rizz's skibidi ohio

[@fedorafinder]

-2 -2, none of you are free of sin

[@cptnd3851]

ohhhhhh

[@KeyganEIT]

22:28 me when pokedoku asks for a water psychic Pokémon

[@quiteadept]

+2

[@julioqf4225]

+2

[@alierk542]

best one yet

[@Commando23414221998]

+2

[@NewportRed100s]

So good

[@Riptz]

Me when I'm Batman and I have two clones of myself

[@jacobadderley2643]

That’s a solid +2 good buddy

[@vedal1358]

10:05 me when I'm a 30 000 B.C. modern-day Willendorfian sculpturer debating my next artpiece

[@joshavery]

+2

[@alldoitthesame]

53:10 me going to an Australian bathroom for the first time

[@quiteadept]

37:25 me when I'm trying to explain to my friend Neo that we can't leave the digital world because our mutual friend Cypher has betrayed us

[@quiteadept]

55:33 me when I've run out of good early-2000s Disney Channel shows to binge and I settle for one I'm not a fan of but it's better than watching nothing

[@RandomAutist]

What's really cruel is the fact that his banter during Baldatro is interrupted by type A chatters.

[@bduddy55555]

What's really cruel is when NL throwing is interrupted by type B chatters

[@joshavery]

50:57 a butcher with a newly repaired freezer room recieving a worryingly large shipment of meats

[@ras0k]

+2

[@cazacron3161]

23:00 Me when it's Christmas but I'm not super excited about it.

[@ras0k]

+2

[@ras0k]

+2

[@ultraheaven8968]

10:01 me when im a god in the roman pantheon , and one of my brothers is in the ICU

[@AmyFetcher]

my girlfriend of 5 years ago tried to reach out to me today, i told her my plans are measured in centuries and that balatro doesn't rest for no man and i blocked her.

[@bennyboubou]

Evander buried the hatchet and Mike swallowed the ear so it's all good

[@miffedmeff7302]

Mama Liz started with an equal number of jokers and problems. She proceeded to give one joker away to her friend Ryan. She now has 1 joker left. She trades the rest of her problems with jokers. Question: How many jokers and problems is Mama Liz left with at the end?

[@JelloSalad021]

+2

[@callummcneill6266]

They are all dipped in her oil

[@slay-thoven1357]

+2

[@thecoolster9220]

10:05 me when i'm about to cause the trojan war

[@sleep5778]

+2

[@andreasmastorakis9184]

That's a good one

[@samgarncarz1430]

10:01 white girls on social media in the year 3000 when a tragedy occurs on saturn

[@WouldYouKindlyWatch]

underappreciated comment. edit: +2

[@GHOST_TOWN2100]

9:27 Me when I’m Sway talking to Kanye West

[@Subsistence69]

+2

[@nimby17]

50:44 18 spades just chillin down at Ram Ranch

[@thamesr]

8:46 me after eating too much mama liz's chili oil

[@Subsistence69]

+2

[@SavvySquatch]

Never stop making balatro content NL

[@AntiVectorTV]

22:27 Misty, when asked what her favorite Pokémon is.

[@whisqey]

1:02:31 me when I'm the Mandalorian and I realize I'm in over my head

[@Subsistence69]

+2

[@benmillett7403]

The moment he took the ceremonial dagger, I skipped ahead because there was no chance he went anywhere with that joker in a 3 joker challenge 😂

[@NFStopsnuf]

When chatter was right and NL actually did waste a hanged man, but was too bloodthirsty to see straight

[@yeahhmom]

22:27 me when I'm guessing who's that pokemon

[@CrimsonUmbrella]

1:10:45 I laughed so fuckin hard

[@ConFusi0n]

35:38 Me when Jupiter asks me to buy a birthday gift for the god of the sea but I really don't want to

[@RuneMKK]

Where are my Balatro guys?

[@fairy__nova]

Here

[@winter945]

I am not a guy but I am a Balatro so also here

[@RandomAutist]

We are Baldatro guys, we appear when we get summoned.

[@A_Lily_by_Another_Name]

We're Balatro folks, of course we're trapped in the elevator.

[@montgomerym5407]

Where were you during the NL Chat Trials?

[@TheCommunistColin]

8:47 me on the toilet 2 hours after taco bell:

[@SpectrumHazard]

That Madness was the fuck you of all time

[@jayclevxe]

Watching you beat this challenge was a genuine pleasure. In all honesty, I have learned so much watching your Balatro videos. Thanks for improving my day and my play.

[@CrimsonUmbrella]

1.5 hours of Balatro? I pog

[@jackbellmyp]

42:55 - me when I buy a private jet

[@jamesmaceaveli6679]

NL saying he needs to play all of his hands to grow green joker. Me: Acrobat would go crazy It shows up 2 seconds later.

[@davidkociol7728]

We’re balatro boys! Of course we rip an astral pack and see wraith with 0 dollars and ignore it for a purple seal!

[@FreyrsDemise]

I love how this video immediately starts by hitting us like a train with Mike Tyson and his edibles

[@wyldenites]

I hate backseating, especially in the chat, but in the early antes, MAN does he pointlessly discard and reroll sometimes not knowing what hes looking for

[@solh0029]

Can we start banning people who doubt green joker, ride the bus, and square joker? Buncha white-chip Andys.

[@AntiVectorTV]

8 triggers and no results is a 1 in 256 chance. Not likely, but far from impossible.

[@A_Lily_by_Another_Name]

Batman when he crosses his eyes while looking between Heath Ledger and Joaquin Phoenix:

[@theturboassslayer7354]

1:12:13 What sound does the seal make?

[@thebussypresident7085]

+2

[@patrickgilles4870]

*NL glazing green joker* oh no now he will never earn a single dollar from hands remaining and probably not reach interest cap until ante 6, unless he gets a dela😱

[@jamiefrantz5748]

to be fair to the chatters, NL was playing pretty boomerpilled for a sec i would've been yelling in chat as well

[@iamfunnyface]

Big Pontius Pilate energy this video

[@TheBurl8]

"You play too fast" meanwhile I see people posting videos that are 4 hours long for a single run

[@ZachariahCruse]

22:27 Me when my Staryu evolves and I wasn't expecting it.

[@Adxm.47]

8:46 me the morning before i have to public speak (I'm nervous)

[@famousprophets703]

love the video. real quick watch!

[@joshuamiller7502]

Is it just me or does two pair feel like the single worst hand in the entire game, kinda sad

[@usagin0te]

We're medium red salsa guys, of course we like our salsa thinner

[@Manivelarino]

KZbin andys waiting for the jokerless video: Clueless

[@JumperAce]

22:27 NL in pokemon sudoku

[@Alex-vx3tp]

1:10:45 Me getting cut off by an SUV on the turning lane on my way to work…

[@funerdboy]

honest q; why was he destroying face cards specifically?

[@lienep7917]

22:27 me when I'm asked what my favorite water type pokemon is

[@shaynessy]

28:58 When you give the best advice that ever existed

[@Lentiii]

Mfers in the comments spending time typing complaints about gameplay in a video that was spent entirely talking about how people who complain about gameplay are annoying (and he’s right)

[@derkurier5067]

22:27 me when someone asks what my favorite pokemon is

[@simplespearmenguy8145]

The three joker problem 🌎

[@turagamaxil]

Cowboy caviar is fire tho

[@fairy__nova]

hi tomo-o 🩷

[@zaftnotameni]

dipped in mama liz' balatro guys oil