Simon: ''I need a more overstable TILT.'' That is probably the most Simon thing he's ever said.
@slingitandflingitdiscgolf83403 жыл бұрын
Lol what a psycho. When he does things that legitimately impress other pros (Uli & Jerm) ...you know this homie is gifted & special on another level.
@slingitandflingitdiscgolf83403 жыл бұрын
I was fortunate to be able to witness and play with and against some absolute monsters whenever I played D1 ball. Some guys had very "loud" tools; hitting power, fielding, arm strength, running ability, etc. That being said, Simon has very "LOUD" tools in disc golf
@broedblings2 жыл бұрын
Well, he got what he wanted!
@joshk3593 жыл бұрын
Simon feels exactly like I do sometimes watching Jerm. “Let’s play already, there are people waiting! Stop talking already”
@DanoG_743 жыл бұрын
Simon joins Nate in Dad rolling Jerm! 😂
@oftankoftan3 жыл бұрын
he's german. can't help being logical/logistical.
@shrapnel773 жыл бұрын
@@oftankoftan Can't stand slow moving people/players. Ruins the game.
@adambrkovic59233 жыл бұрын
Less jerm the better😄
@KW-qd8gu3 жыл бұрын
I was just wondering how many more holes they could film if they didn’t have to wait for a speech before every throw. I’m a big fan, but damn!
@danlancer143 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but I love how at 15:00 Simon is caring more about being polite to the people behind them instead of the production.
@snowballman773 жыл бұрын
Disc golf edict + plus he's a fellow Canadian 😉
@vibeflixtv3 жыл бұрын
@@snowballman77 simon is from germany though
@Swimmydude113 жыл бұрын
@@vibeflixtv He's still Canadian though. He has dual citizenship in Germany and Canada.
@vibeflixtv3 жыл бұрын
@@Swimmydude11 gotcha
@evanstanek58383 жыл бұрын
Every time Uli throws, I hear all the Snickers wrappers in his pockets
@thomasrawls88573 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaaha
@PuNaNy3 жыл бұрын
His mic honestly kindve hurts my ears everytime he throws.
@evanstanek58383 жыл бұрын
@@PuNaNy people with misophonia feel that
@powerbagle3 жыл бұрын
Looked like he had a necklace rubbing on his mic.
@typav69813 жыл бұрын
4 episodes straight we gotta hear paul's chain bash his mic... argh.
@vaarsuviusprime3 жыл бұрын
Glad Simon keeps them courteous towards other players, I've wondered about that during previous rounds
@NECROFOROSX3 жыл бұрын
Yea was surprised how rude Jeremy was
@robderka3 жыл бұрын
They clearly knew the guy.
@sk33t_382 жыл бұрын
@@NECROFOROSX lol not rude at all. They all know each other, if they want to play through they can just ask. It's not like they're strangers.
@robg956213 жыл бұрын
Kudos to Simon for etiquette! Never stopped to think how bad it must suck to be stuck behind a group with a film crew
@kruksog3 жыл бұрын
Love this show, but I don't think I'd want to be on the course that day. I'm fine with the "sacrifice," cause the show is golden.
@subspaceanomaly3 жыл бұрын
I would just play through them and let them worry about it in the edit
@blinksk8er3 жыл бұрын
I love that hole 16 breakdown was happening with a drone flight down hole 15 😂 I was so confused when he said “forehand is the play” i was like who throws a forehand on 15 lol. Then Simon rips it down 16 and it all made sense 🤘
@alexdowcett28663 жыл бұрын
Yeah the "hole 14" drone flight didn't seem to match up either
@LakeBath3 жыл бұрын
Bunch of the drone footage is on the wrong holes, lol.
@tsk_experiment3 жыл бұрын
5:13 hahah simons smile was just like a excited child. Made me happy
@Neckoslash2 жыл бұрын
Uli talking that trash on the first hole and then ripping right on a late release speaks to my soul hahahaha
@shaunburke79473 жыл бұрын
Simon was getting so annoyed and it was hilarious. I think Jerm needs a level headed person like Simon around him more often to keep him in line lol
@jacobzs5763 жыл бұрын
Best practice round! Simon needs to be on this more!
@narrator-timothymckean3 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday Uli, and congratulations to both of you on a year of miced up practice rounds. I couldn’t stand the first several because you were just so mean to each other all the time, but the show has come a long way in a year and I don’t miss an episode. Fun to see your friendship grow.
@deadraider4203 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday Paul
@ParadoxAssassin3 жыл бұрын
8:04 pure joy
@ScizorGaming3 жыл бұрын
Good luck, hope to see all three of you on the lead card!
@Mr.Pants453 жыл бұрын
Happy late birthday Uli!
@ZekeHart3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what I needed this morning
@jacob_coleman253 жыл бұрын
I can't stop staring at how loose Simon's bag straps are
@benjaminwinks91143 жыл бұрын
One of my first direct interactions with Jerm was when, during a lightning delay at Idlewild on hole 18, he sees my Nike Trail shoes (not the Pegasus Trail 3) but they're in a similar color to his and he inspects them from ~30 feet and then disappointedly says "ah not the Pegasus". I have a few pairs of those though, and yes, as Jerm says, they're great.
@Ramus2233 жыл бұрын
Wholesome ending
@duhguy33843 жыл бұрын
Jerm - “In going to go down the middle for Paul’s mom” Paul - “oh thanks!” Me - 🤣🤣🤣🤷♂️🤦♂️
@slingitandflingitdiscgolf83403 жыл бұрын
"Now go take a shower. You stink." - Big Jerm to Uli after singing him happy birthday.
@1992Bwhite3 жыл бұрын
hurts my soul that Jeremy doesnt have his own youtube channel. such a cool dude and so personable and full of knowledge
@jefffitzhenry14353 жыл бұрын
Love the obscure Wayne's world reference..."excuse me...I'd like to get by now"
@hellsdiscgolfer3 жыл бұрын
Uli: Jerm, should we let these guys play through? Kohling with zero hesitation: Nooo lol
@BeauSeverson3 жыл бұрын
Big Jerm is trying to hone in on Uli's advertisements. I can see this becoming a competition.
@mekan00013 жыл бұрын
I met Spike Hyzer once. He has really grown into a nice young man!
@darinladd53123 жыл бұрын
a bit arrogant, though. claims he can put a disc anywhere.
@bikerbrandon13 жыл бұрын
Simon really looked like he didnt want to be there at all.
@valandhol9four6803 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think for sure he was tired from something
@SourceoftheOoze3 жыл бұрын
So glad Uli got to finish his story.
@brycemoar3323 жыл бұрын
Uli’s Garth/WW quote had me going
@dbzmatrix63933 жыл бұрын
I wince at Uli's mic everytime he throws even though I know it's coming. It's like a chiropractor cracking all the bones in by body at once
@superdriver7773 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to see that old bathroom wallpaper I recycled ended up becoming a shirt for Big Jerm! Just kidding around...Jerm could literally wear wallpaper and still set trends lol
@MrT2theroy3 жыл бұрын
"If I was a bass ide eat it". Got me.
@cbfbaritone3 жыл бұрын
Jerm’s shirt is so sick.
@bullyblood98613 жыл бұрын
Sweet video
@Hans-KRC3 жыл бұрын
"I need a more overstable tilt" -Simon
@BaysingersDiscGolfChannel3 жыл бұрын
37 and an uber AM disc golfer. haha
@schaissewolfhausen93633 жыл бұрын
Simon has the Metallica down. And the golf..
@Robby_C3 жыл бұрын
27:17 - Simon should buy that url.
@flextoadflex3 жыл бұрын
Simon is surprisingly funny.
@DiscGolfTanK3 жыл бұрын
Congrats to Mr. And Mrs Hyzer! They're expecting a new baby girl in December Welcome to the world, Stall Hyzer!
@DiscGolfTanK3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Pete May and Scott Rief as the best ping ping disc golfers!
@DiscGolfTanK3 жыл бұрын
They could beat most anybody using their old flip phones as a paddle, I've seen it!
@Wagle333 жыл бұрын
Simon was not waiting any longer 😂
@adamdrain79833 жыл бұрын
22:00 jerm really just nikko'd a stick at mike
@skeller613 жыл бұрын
3:05 Big Germ letting us know you don’t know who sneezed in a random towel…he’s right, though, there are a lot of Little Germs lurking in random towels…
@jamesnewman483 жыл бұрын
awesome fair woods course
@rexrocks4715183 жыл бұрын
I'm sure y'all have noticed, but just an FYI that when Jerm says hole 14 it shows the flyover of hole 16, and on 16 it shows the flyover for hole 15. Great video nonetheless!!
@Sir_Leelord3 жыл бұрын
lol they waited til uli started putting to sing happy bday
@deltronicus3 жыл бұрын
simon should annoy jerm before every drive, worked out on 12 lol
@Sir_Leelord3 жыл бұрын
simon has to get uli and jerm to play table tennis on his channel
@nicosorrell87853 жыл бұрын
Can we PLEASE go back to doing the full 18 practice round????
@curtisfarmer83213 жыл бұрын
uli is aging so well for 42
@rainbowjon98583 жыл бұрын
hmmm at 16:43 you guys are talking about hole 14 and showing footage of hole 16... then the flyover ends and you guys are on hole 14.... and again hole 16 discussion with hole 15 drone footage.... i love fox run and brewster... i get to play smuggs at least twice a week after work... keep up the good work
@carlosregino_3 жыл бұрын
8:07 i cant be the only one who sees buzz lightyear
@Mo-is5gc3 жыл бұрын
Anybody else catch the subtle Wayne’s World reference from Uli? “I’d like to get by now…”
@freelander3 жыл бұрын
I did, but I couldn't remember what it was from!
@Zwaser3 жыл бұрын
I'm 10 seconds in and I've almost already spat out my drink all over my screen...
@darinladd53123 жыл бұрын
premature ....
@ziggypi48133 жыл бұрын
i wanna hear the rest of Jerms 'excalibur in the head' story
@curdit93 жыл бұрын
Whose idea was it to put a mic in Uli's shoes? That rocky grinding sound on every drive is brutal.
@jamesbaker92113 жыл бұрын
@15:17 Paul Ulibarri can be heard saying "Cliff Stephens" randomly. Can anybody tell me who Cliff Stephens is? The local DG course is named after him, but I can't find any info.
@brennantaylor99893 жыл бұрын
Jerm lookin slim!
@kylelambert83223 жыл бұрын
Is Uli more of a Tenergy guy, or more of a Hurricane 3 guy?
@TylerLaFleur133 жыл бұрын
Any one want to make a petition to start making a TiltOS for Simon?
@thomaswinzy11 ай бұрын
You dont let them through(joke hahalol we are here for a thing) and then throw a disk at him wow. what an unfortunate turn of events, that guy could have easily been schitzo
@maziu1233 жыл бұрын
Why did you change it from simon says?
@dapperdanman98752 жыл бұрын
Get outta the way then if they say “fore”
@2dudefoodreview293 жыл бұрын
I play disc golf, table tennis, and do Rubik’s cubes.
@joeburns96883 жыл бұрын
I'm wondering if there is going to be footage released from, Uli's birthday party. That skin's match was hilarious!
@timbothegreat39913 жыл бұрын
Does Uli wear his mic in the right shoe when he throws or what is going on? So much ground noise only when he throws. Hey Happy Birthday Paul, great vid as always.
@Hyzic3 жыл бұрын
Soooo, this is the Crunchbarri episode huh lol
@jude32413 жыл бұрын
16:33 Goddamn euli be looking fine with that fresh shave
@tombraley81523 жыл бұрын
@4:09 Thank you Jerm for saying Table Tennis instead of ping pong :D Also, 20 dollars says I own Neil in table tennis, and maybe disc golf as well ;)
@bigjermdg3 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see the battle go down
@mjmellock3 жыл бұрын
Why would you throw a disc upside down?
@OneManAndHisDetector3 жыл бұрын
Ive heard he's dog was called " throwler" ... 🤣👍
@sfranklin90733 жыл бұрын
Was wind ever really broken? We may never know, maybe it's best not to know.
@brianseo84973 жыл бұрын
I know you said the editing takes a long time to edit. But I need a full round even just with 1 camera. I just want to hear them be absolutely ridiculous for the whole round
@getriteb4ugetlft3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best ones you have ever done! I’m going to cancel DGN and just watch you guys!
@discgolfallday86433 жыл бұрын
Man, these practice rounds are really devolving into a bit of a mess.
@mintleafjewelry67443 жыл бұрын
i know its great
@dylandear83823 жыл бұрын
They need Sexton to counter balance Jerm and Uli.
@briannickle14773 жыл бұрын
Drone footage on 16 was wrong
@benben06043 жыл бұрын
I know Nate isn't always able to make it but please bring him back for commentary and practice rounds. He really keeps the professional element in your productions that we have been missing as of late. It seems like lately the tournament rounds and practice rounds have been more bad humor and less insight which is sad to see.
@ammontuttle94353 жыл бұрын
I definitely agree!
@santerikarttunen34723 жыл бұрын
Check one of his latest instagram posts; basically him and his wife pulled their daughter out of daycare because of the current covid situation, and he's staying home with her for the time being.
@cade101013 жыл бұрын
I'll start with I agree, however there are only so many times they can repeat the same content from course to course that they may have felt it getting dry. The "entertainment" aspect effects views as much as the core content to them I'd guess
@benben06043 жыл бұрын
That’s true, I didn’t think about the fact that they have to do the same courses and things need to feel fresh, that’s where the humor comes in. I also didn’t realize Nate was holding it down at home again, props to him! (Also check out his podcast…). I’ve watched clinics from Jerm and Uli and the insight they have there is amazing, and I would love to see it played out with the practice rounds. Like a practice round with clinic type tips? For example, how does Jerm throw sidearm flex so consistently where others might throw a backhand? Nose angle? Disc choice? I still love the content and will continue to watch every Jomez video that comes out and by no means want to sound like I’m complaining. Love watching these dudes.
@NRafa73 жыл бұрын
2:15 what’s boling? Bullying haha
@gero270113 жыл бұрын
Anybody noticed the link to "Simons KZbin Paige"? :D
@davidkingsley84043 жыл бұрын
German Maple Leaf Jerm? Thought it was Canada eh !!!
@bigjermdg3 жыл бұрын
German flag colors on a maple leaf aka German male leaf
@davidkingsley84043 жыл бұрын
@@bigjermdg That makes sense now :) Best wishes for the tournament
@nicedreamz7103 жыл бұрын
Simon wear your backpack correctly, wearing it one strap maxed on length will fuck your back up in the end run.
@drewmoore3333 жыл бұрын
Is Uli’s chain like sentimental or just decorative. Cause the sound it makes on the mic is deeply unpleasant lol
@Rdaug14583 жыл бұрын
Thank god for Simon getting these two to actually play and not just talk lol
@thomasnieman70863 жыл бұрын
Jerm, return backspin with forespin; use his spin against him. Rule number 1..
@jakemaster44493 жыл бұрын
Can we get an explanation to why nate isn't on jomez anymore? I know he's doing live coverage. But would like to know why
@Earnan213 жыл бұрын
His wife is a doctor, parents help take care of their daughter when he's on tour. As with last season, he's putting everyone's health over touring. Live coverage commentary is done relatively close to his house so he can jump in there without travelling.
@darinladd53123 жыл бұрын
so ... ask him.
@jonatha67903 жыл бұрын
Feels like Simon is too introverted for Paul and Jerm.
@valrodriguez883 жыл бұрын
I'm loving all the content, but getting sad knowing the end of the season is coming up. Thanks for making 2021 an amazing year in disc golf content Jomez, the crew, and all the players that took part. Finish strong!
@jonathanthomforde61333 жыл бұрын
Did you forget about ShowMez???
@tylergattinger29763 жыл бұрын
Really though, major shout out to Jomez and other disc golf production companies. They have made covid a whole lot better. But most importantly, they've developed such a successful brand. We watch, buy merch, have fun. It's like a theme park. Thanks guys.
@casey39703 жыл бұрын
How long is off season?
@tylergattinger29763 жыл бұрын
@@casey3970 they play vegas in late February
@JibbyJabs053 жыл бұрын
The dry humor of Simon mixed with the more slapstick style of Jerm and Uli is quite the contrast and I think I love it
@andersonblanderson60083 жыл бұрын
Jomez should hire him lol
@marscruz3 жыл бұрын
@@andersonblanderson6008 I think Jerm and Uli would drive Simon crazy. It's the German blood in him. Koling lost his Tutonic roots a few generations ago apparently.
@andersonblanderson60083 жыл бұрын
@@marscruz what in the fuck?
@antiwhatever53913 жыл бұрын
@@andersonblanderson6008 I might be able to shed light on what he meant…I was raised in a German household…dry humor and being blunt are Germans comfort zones lol and that is the exact opposite of Jerm and berri haha And he’s saying Jerm has a German(ish) last name and that he lost his “German” roots.
@jackwilenmasonry3 жыл бұрын
Simons frustration is starting to show…. “We can talk and walk”. People behind us! I feel it. I’m same way when I am playing!!
@jwoellhof3 жыл бұрын
maybe the only way to make Simon mad is to be disrespectful to someone while he's around to witness it.
@kencritchley55463 жыл бұрын
That's the Canadian quarantine coming out :)
@shrapnel773 жыл бұрын
I just started playing recently, but have played ball golf for 30 years and this still applies. have played with some people only ONCE, because they were so slow or had no regard for other people on the course at all. Did not care one bit how long they were holding people up. Disc golf needs to maintain the same etiquette as real golf to attain credibility.
@slingitandflingitdiscgolf83403 жыл бұрын
Dude that's honestly kind of why I ditched ball golf and started to play more disc golf to be honest. I understand the frustration for Simon and in general for us disc golfers when slow play or someone who talks too much (Big Jerm) is playing with you. My Dad and I used to go play golf quite a bit. My Dad was a college football player and is very athletic but it definitely does NOT translate to him being a good ball golfer. ---------- I used to book us tee times at pretty damn nice golf courses and my Dad would legit top his first tee shot and proceed to take 2 more shots off the tee while people were waiting. He never intended to be a dick when doing it and I honestly have no idea to this day how his self-awareness was that awful lol. By the way, he's 6'5" 275 so no one honestly ever said a word and I 100% mean that. Ever. Haha. ANYWAYS, I was pretty decent and had a pretty good understanding of "golf etiquette" so it was incredibly embarrassing playing with someone who just doesn't quite know the flow of things. Disc golf on the other hand is a sport in which the disc golf community seems to be more forgiving in that regard and there is certainly less condescending, stuck up pricks which is why I gravitated to the sport. Cheers
@limessied93373 жыл бұрын
„Can you somehow build up for me to do a shameless plug for my KZbin channel?“😂😂😂 I love you Simon😂
@greaseman41743 жыл бұрын
Jomez.....please make Uli place his microphone away from his necklace....
@PuNaNy3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@twocrowsknows28113 жыл бұрын
YES! It sounds like he keeps it in a chip bag in his pocket. Had never considered a necklace😂
@revenous1673 жыл бұрын
Or just take it off while doing videos
@MisterMonsterMan3 жыл бұрын
Simon needs to do a Tilt only round with Jerm/Uli/Nate as guests.
@-gsm-76213 жыл бұрын
You can tell Jerm gets on Simons nerves with the old war stories of disc golf lol!
@oftankoftan3 жыл бұрын
"It's my turn to throw? Let me take you back to the days of the doyle cot opera company..." -Jerm
@kruksog3 жыл бұрын
I totally get having weird things that bug you, but it's funny how many people are bothered by jerm. He's so innocuous to me, haha. I think you're right though. 😅
@BakerJ7903 жыл бұрын
"OK, Guys, let me show you where the fairway is" Famous last words. Rip Uli
@albertlongoria48243 жыл бұрын
Looks like Simon didn’t enjoy the practice round, and Jerm was trying a lil too hard. It was an awkward collab this time.
@bobbyshizz21383 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Not sure if Simon wasn't in the mood, or if Jerm and Uli's constant chatter while he was throwing was bugging him.
@albertlongoria48243 жыл бұрын
@@bobbyshizz2138 I think Simon really wanted to practice practice. He asked to throw an additional shot and they said no. I think he’s kind of focused on getting top 5 and this week really wasn’t the time for a jomez practice round.
@bobbyshizz21383 жыл бұрын
@@albertlongoria4824 I 100% agree.
@Rome.Strife3 жыл бұрын
I’d rather see less editing for the full 18 if that’s an option. Regardless thanks for the content and we all love you guys.
@JackpotMike773 жыл бұрын
Six holes just feels lame, too short. Plus we dont get to see the whole course. It's like inflation. Everything costs more in the stores and now our practice rounds are less holes. What gives jomez.
@HyzerFlip3 жыл бұрын
I agree. I could go for less banter and more holes myself...
@krUsberry3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing, if the editing is the hard part i dont mind the Mic'd up rounds being a rougher more relaxed and un-edited form with 18 holes.
@Swimmydude113 жыл бұрын
@@JackpotMike77 It's a 4 round tournament. They have a lot of editing and prepping ahead of them. They rather get a shorter polished product than no product or even a longer unpolished product. Even if YOU want the longer unedited version doesn't mean that everyone else would. Even if they would, it's obvious Jomez doesn't really want to do that anyway. They are all about quality over quantity.
@Sean-dg5xe3 жыл бұрын
Trees were punched, tilts were thrown, barks were heard, songs were sang & Uli’s mom was mentioned.
@bryanlandis49763 жыл бұрын
I told my wife I wanted to name my son Hyzer. She asked what if we have a girl, and I said we’ll name her Anhyzer!
@ouch23453 жыл бұрын
I hope you’re joking man 😂 but I love the passion
@johnhofer30893 жыл бұрын
That's crazy, my wife and I named our son "Innova GStar TL3"
@johnshepherd69253 жыл бұрын
This may be the best "dad joke" for disc golf that's ever been said. 😂🤣😂