"you can't make this stuff up" literally proceeds to make stuff up.
@TalesStahl7 жыл бұрын
there was an earthquake ... in Mexico ... if you ever have to gamble with god choose something where need to hit a target he seems to suck at it... he learned to aim from stormtroopers i guess
@bp4freak7 жыл бұрын
I once heard a guy say earthquakes are God's version of a warning shot. Must be weird that some places get so many warning shots while others never get any.
@mrmegahousefly7 жыл бұрын
He said "YOU can't make this up", not "I didn't make this up".
@Bartetmedia5 жыл бұрын
yes we can but we don't, you did
@albertnielsen11545 жыл бұрын
Nick L. when I lived in Monte Grande, Chile, I experienced on average 40 earthquakes a month. So if earthquakes are God's version of a warning shot, I have been duly warned. Now, in Germany, there may be one a year.
@SuperJackAzzz5 жыл бұрын
“Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.” Oscar Wilde
@rs720984 жыл бұрын
That's pretty much evolution in a nutshell. Except it would start out with "the universe came from literally nothing".
@SuperJackAzzz4 жыл бұрын
@@rs72098 t is possible for nothing to transform into something but only if it is paid for with an anti-something. In other words, our universe was paid for by anti-universe. And proof of the anti-universe could be Dark Matter. Read more : www.quora.com/How-can-something-come-out-of-nothing-as-per-the-Big-Bang-Theory
@bskec21774 жыл бұрын
@@SuperJackAzzz 0= (+1) + (-1) Theory goes that half the universe is matter, and half the observable universe is anti-matter. Matter produces gravity, and anti-matter produces anti-gravity, or a inverse space-time curve to normal gravity, causing normal matter and antimatter to repel each other, but attract more of its own type. There are entire galaxies of anti-matter that are pushing normal galaxies away, just as they are being pushed by normal matter galaxies, resulting in the accelerating expansion of the universe. We start with zero, and a quantum shift results in the state that is entirely equal to zero, despite having near infinite integeral terms.
@freddan6fly4 жыл бұрын
@@bskec2177 Ehhh no.
@freddan6fly4 жыл бұрын
@@rs72098 So your argument is pretty much "I don't understand anything therefor god".
@0nan-Son-of-Juda-Brother-of-Er5 жыл бұрын
"The fact that we get eclipses totally disproves evolution"....!?! I'm really happy for the future of the American Education system
@badpiggies9885 жыл бұрын
It's truly amazing that it'll soon be overrun by IDiots.
@Iconoclasher5 жыл бұрын
@@badpiggies988 "soon"? I think soon is already here! 🔜
@omegaxiv28225 жыл бұрын
@Onan - Son of Judah Brother of Er Said the super villain!
@siriuslywastaken5 жыл бұрын
Milton Holley vipid?
@manofironthathasntturnedcr98173 жыл бұрын
Me, as an answer to that argument: Have you ever heard about « survival of the fittest »? Don’t worry, it is just a game that every living being plays. The rules are simple, you just need to survive.*load dragon’s breath round*I suggest you start running, i feast on the flesh of the complete and utter idiots that plague my species. *aim down the sights and fire*.
@Tommasta4 жыл бұрын
19:00: ‘Plague?!’ This one aged a little poorly...
@MrEsphoenix4 жыл бұрын
Only corona isn't a plague.
@MrEsphoenix4 жыл бұрын
@@calicoathena In which case you may as well claim influenza is a plague. Even if you use a made up definition, it's a stretch.
@MrEsphoenix4 жыл бұрын
@@calicoathena Only I am, in that corona fits neither the real or fantasy definition of plague any more than influenza. Shakespear didn't dictate how we live our lives and demand that we worship him. We're also not talking about an origional word that's used for expressive purposes, but a scientific definition that twists what the official definition means to be vague and easier to fit into a chosen agenda.
@MrEsphoenix4 жыл бұрын
@@calicoathena Since I never said the flu and covid are the same in any way other than they're both plagues according to the extremely vague definition according to the bible, it would be nothing more than a petty strawman if you did address it, which ironically you do, strait after saying you won't. Either name a scientific definition which shakespear disputed then used in an attempt to prove his work was historically factual or stop that ridiculous argument. Why you're even starting an argument trying to defend such ridiculous claims i don't even know since you keep claiming you don't believe in them.
@MrEsphoenix4 жыл бұрын
@@calicoathena Past ignorance doesn't prove current theory. You edited your comment. Hard to read a version you haven't yet written. Your new version is still as much of a strawman argument as your old one though, so maybe take your own childish advice since I never said they where the same. You're starting an argument and using childish insults and strawman points to try and defend a biblical point against scientific fact. If you want to claim you're not defending something, maybe start by not defending it?
@cherminatorDR5 жыл бұрын
"Uranus is where you pull out all your facts from" - priceless!
@cursedcliff75625 жыл бұрын
Indeed!
@kenneth25195 жыл бұрын
Them facts are shit. Literally
@ПолорЄлеон4 жыл бұрын
"Uranus is 400 times bigger than the Earth"
@UltrawideBenchmarks4 жыл бұрын
😂
@ahumanbeingamnayplaceholde17464 жыл бұрын
rationalwiki.org/wiki/PIDOOMA
@brbyington7 жыл бұрын
I started watching "Why do people laugh at creationists" a decade ago when I was an evangelical, young-earth creationist. It played no small role in my eventual de-conversion from radical Christianity. Thank you for continuing this series.
@drops2cents2607 жыл бұрын
+BingTao .Ting Good for you!
@caddy2727 жыл бұрын
BingTao .Ting Congratulations on becoming free from mind control and theft of your hard earned money. I too am an unbeliever. Its funny how when I started studying physics, astronomy, and evolution I became free. No wonder they hate science, it takes away from their bottom line... they don't want to have to downsize their yachts.
@emlmm887 жыл бұрын
Good for you. I, personally, find it deeply unethical that children in our culture are allowed to be indoctrinated into these kind of ideologies that have a known, negative correlation to the probability of a career in science/technology. People like you are proof that the efforts of the atheist movements over the past century haven't been a waste. 'God' bless!
@Puleczech7 жыл бұрын
BingTao .Ting Do you remember how significant role did ridicule or embarassment play in your deconversion?
@alexanderstephen15675 жыл бұрын
@@caddy272 Who said they hate science? Evolution is not science, is a theory which requires faith to accept it. Everyone loves science, but not bullshits in the name of science. It is a big difference, little one.
@Thunderf00t7 жыл бұрын
If the number 400 is a sign from God, then what is Uranus being 400% bigger than the Earth a sign of? You would have thought that no one could be dumb enough to believe crap like this (the Sun being 400x bigger than the moon is a sign from god), however not only did it get over a million hits in video form with a 95% approval rating, I actually... IN REAL LIFE... bumped into several people who believed this crap when I went to see the actual eclipse!... sigh......
@shadowstorm79mc7 жыл бұрын
Thunderf00t I'll be the first person to admit that most creationists believe what they believe through sheer ignorance but let's be honest here you still can't prove them wrong no matter what methods are scientifically proven to have taken part in the creation of all existence that still does not disprove God exists nor does it disprove he is the creator of the universe you almost don't know what to do with a creationist that doesn't believe the information provided in ancient books but then again you don't know what to do with someone that believes in both a higher power and science either I guess my point is don't paint with such a broad brush
@willzer8087 жыл бұрын
Thunderf00t I don't think you often enough take into situation psychosocial dynamics/cultural conditioning/just how dead scared people are as a causal agent in people believing this creationist turdology
@goomich90627 жыл бұрын
"If the number 400 is a sign from God, then what is Uranus being 400% bigger than the Earth a sign of?" Insert Ur momma joke...
@YourBeingParanoid7 жыл бұрын
Q. Why do you believe that Jihadists can perform miracles Thunderf00t??? You've made that assumption many many times now - and have even dismissed the recent paper published by the University of Fairbanks Alaska and instead continue to side with idiots in the Republican Party? (Please see this video for a summary: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iIq5ZGaCgKmMbs0) Why? And if you aren't aware that you have been doing it for over 15 years then really you have no business calling yourself a "scientist". No wonder this country is so fucked up.
@truckcaptainstumpy19787 жыл бұрын
Thunderf00t - this is hilarious... only problem is: considering the current state of education, far more people will accept the idiot 1million hit creationist video over yours based upon their willingness to accept dogma over fact (and perhaps the sheer volume of hits) the only difference between a creationist and ISIS is their method of destruction. ISIS chose a more violent path, whereas creationist idiots chose political power and influencing children before they've been taught how to think critically in order to keep the movement going
@michael30694 жыл бұрын
This guy sounds more like a conspiracy theorist than a pastor
@TheRandomshite1234 жыл бұрын
Whats the difference haha
@walfman1004 жыл бұрын
I mean he was right about the plague though
@colehinson93064 жыл бұрын
He is though
@Arena19994 жыл бұрын
@adam webster The pandemic that we're living in ISN'T a plague, though.
@orchdork7754 жыл бұрын
@@DiamondEyeball I don't think any of them were pandemics except for covid19. A pandemic has to be worldwide, not just focused in a few countries.
@Samuel_Hearfield5 жыл бұрын
"The day turns to Darkness" Yes, it's called Night!
@aurumvale99084 жыл бұрын
must have been pretty scary the first time around
@ahumanbeingamnayplaceholde17464 жыл бұрын
Or an eclipse in this context
@Blubb50004 жыл бұрын
And light will follow after darkness, which is called Morning.
@romaintagliaferro31894 жыл бұрын
@@Blubb5000 and from this light, darkness will return
@Blubb50004 жыл бұрын
@@romaintagliaferro3189 and the darkness will cover the land and the valleys and the waters.
@SuperGamerNinja17 жыл бұрын
If a god wants to convince me of its existence, here's what they gotta do: Have a meteorite exactly 1 foot wide made of pure diamond in a perfect dodecahedron shape crash into my backyard with the phrase "Surprise, bitch" carved into the upmost facing side.
@orangenhaut667 жыл бұрын
i guess a meteorite of pure diamond wouldnt even reach earth.... but maybee god throws it from atlantis and it dont have to reach.. but then it wouldnt be a meteorite.. damn i guess no god for you
@Aanthanur7 жыл бұрын
i would suspect alien trolls :D
@IDoABitOfTrollin7 жыл бұрын
And that alone proved god wrong
@IDoABitOfTrollin7 жыл бұрын
Aanthanur DC yes! THIS
@ivanlagrossemoule7 жыл бұрын
Narvin Chee-Wood Well got to send those heathens straight to hell.
@intimatelotion90806 жыл бұрын
When you grab 7 puzzle pieces and try to connect them but you realize they’re from separate sets
@mueezadam84385 жыл бұрын
I’m going to use that quote for everything now 😂
@boitumelomonare86475 жыл бұрын
@Spark Zuckerbum -
@oofley83464 жыл бұрын
"Uranus is 400 times larger than earth" ...lol obvious joke
@joerodriguez34753 жыл бұрын
it's okay you can say it we all know it's true
@jimmyfiddlesticks3373 жыл бұрын
Indeed, my anus is **HUGE**
@speemus62233 жыл бұрын
its not a joke...u made it yourself
@jimmyfiddlesticks3373 жыл бұрын
@@speemus6223 Only those who are dirty minded will see it that way... or be like me and understand both ways of interpretation.
@speemus62233 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyfiddlesticks337 nah
@rustycage7 жыл бұрын
I see the pattern now. God returns to send a sign EVERY 27 YEARS. We have to stop him before more more die
@raziel11327 жыл бұрын
27 years? like jeepers creepers?
@trashcooper19637 жыл бұрын
27 years like It?
@CarlosConsorcioCastellanoPerez7 жыл бұрын
I love that movie it was my childhood and its 23 bro
@zackdarksky12087 жыл бұрын
Actually, it's 27.59481586958392829598601217884797951358 years. the broble specifically states this.
@Ghostx3577 жыл бұрын
we need to cut his phone, every time he call us people die
@ByronAgain6 жыл бұрын
*ugh* I barely made it through this one - it hurt to watch. The stupidity dribbling out from this Cioccolanti muppet is spectacular. Thanks for the patience and the series Thunderf00t, you're a more patient man than I.
@ianp31126 жыл бұрын
You're right. At a certain point the stupidity is unbearable and downright insulting! But on the other hand, our world, the science and technology is getting more and more complex everyday. For the stupid, ignorant, and uneducated, religion is the only 'safety blanket' left to make any sense of the world. Unfortunately the stupid outnumber the intelligent by a large margin! Sorry for the rant, time for a drink, cheers!
@DrShaym7 жыл бұрын
"Actually, we find a lot of times they know more than we do. We just forgot what they knew." Isn't it convenient nobody thought to write down what they knew back then and it was only recently "rediscovered" in the "hidden subtext" of the Bible thousands of years later? The same Bible that's been read by millions of people but only now has anybody noticed this "hidden science"? Also, isn't it interesting that these ancient people with such supposedly great scientific knowledge didn't put any of it to use and invent things like light bulbs, indoor plumbing, or antibiotics?
@corngrohlio7 жыл бұрын
'Twas foreshadowed that one would be able to purchase female gendered bodywash on the cheap at Walmart
@nosferatu57 жыл бұрын
Koran lovers love discovering new things in their holy book too, it's pretty funny and sad at the same time.
@rafalkomorowski84597 жыл бұрын
We would have more ancient knowledge if christian mob didn’t burn down library in alexandria, because knowledge is evil...
@tuke35417 жыл бұрын
Dr Shaym Damm i just love your channel
@soldierofscience28887 жыл бұрын
Actually your example actually has happened when studying the artwork of ancient greeks. You can say that all kinds of technology was lost during the dark ages.
@tenshi77844 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I can't believe I live in a country with so many people like this....
@cliftongaither46132 жыл бұрын
its aggravating huh?
@marktunney50002 жыл бұрын
Amen.
@CoolHardLogic7 жыл бұрын
"The sun is a sign. The Moon is a sign." He may have a suit. He may have a laptop. He may have a microphone. He's still basically a primitive declaring "A SIGN! A SIGN! Muh sky fairy is coming back!" If it had been left to his kind, none of the technology they use every day would exist.
@RisenOswald7 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the bible say you should not look for signs or the priests say dont look for them.. yet they do and everyone knows if you look for them you finde them every where... Yes hes a primitive or a simple peasant.
@markhackett23027 жыл бұрын
I hold up the Holy Gourd! IT IS A SIGN!
@rowannieuport39427 жыл бұрын
And he would have died already from some complication to the common cold. But in his book that just means his sky fairy recalled him to heaven even earlier.
@theultimatereductionist75927 жыл бұрын
+Marck Hackett NO! The SANDAL is the SIGN! FOLLOW THE HOLY SANDAL!
@rudra627 жыл бұрын
"For Rent" is a sign
@klmklm167 жыл бұрын
5:35 "You can't make this stuff up" lol that line made me lose my shit.
@echomjp7 жыл бұрын
It almost made me feel like I was watching parody, honestly.
@Sasori56997 жыл бұрын
More like 7:18 "Uranus. Ya. Where you pulled out all of your source material for your video".
@hpekristiansen7 жыл бұрын
-and he did not even need to make anything up. There are so many things that can be interpreted as signs, that you can predict anything you want.... ok - maybe it is easier to make up some random shit, than to find something that fits.
@randomneko97 жыл бұрын
We keep giving these fools money. How much was spent on that zealot. How could it have gone to help solve real problems.
@jackmehoff92047 жыл бұрын
But everything in this video IS made up. Earth is flat.
@joshuanorman27 жыл бұрын
Why can't god just put a large "made by god" in the sky wtf
@hans-joachimbierwirth47277 жыл бұрын
There's already a sign claiming "made in china"
@naverilllang7 жыл бұрын
I wonder if I can buy stocks for Heaven inc. The price is probably pretty low right now.
@jaxativejax6626 жыл бұрын
They couldn't see any sines cos their tans got in the way, it explains why they're all so easily trig-gered.
@freewing39646 жыл бұрын
that's pretty funny
@northernlights34675 жыл бұрын
Disney leased the rights to the Sky..
@stewartmckay98303 жыл бұрын
My mum was a Christian she used to say if we keep guessing the end of the world date one day we will get it right
@isidoreaerys87453 жыл бұрын
Sad thing is they never do. And the 70 generations to die with the same belief does nothing to inform their reasoning
@stewartmckay98303 жыл бұрын
@Evolved Primate Some christians have a sense of humour Like my mum
@soundspire3603 жыл бұрын
She was right, but it won’t be from Divine intervention. It will be omnicide.
@visceraeyes5253 жыл бұрын
scientists have already concluded that all life will be extinct in 4 billions years when the surface begins to literally melt due to heating by the sun
@shannonhill33563 жыл бұрын
@@visceraeyes525 then I guess we still have awhile of hearing this bullshit from people like Mr. Deadly Moon Shadows, here
@vicmay94947 жыл бұрын
I have a brother-in-law, who keeps sending me all these prophecies and signs, finding new ones every year. I am amazed how he and the people like him aren't brothered a bit by the 100% failure rate of these "prophecies".
@cuscof26 жыл бұрын
You should save the best ones and then reply to them a year later with "Wow! This totally came true!"
@geckoo91906 жыл бұрын
Is like they say infidelities are wrong, only if they catch you.
@scienceteam92546 жыл бұрын
too bad they can't catch themselves though
@Sweggabeg5 жыл бұрын
Sure sucks we all died guys, at least they have KZbin in heaven.
@lonewolvesgaming68984 жыл бұрын
True, but could use some more free wifi here.
@JamesFreedmanIsVeryCool4 жыл бұрын
I thinks we're in hell now
@piedpiper11854 жыл бұрын
They don't have KZbin in heaven. We've all been sent to hell
@anomishfish4 жыл бұрын
@PiedPiper11 Ima take the carpool lane on the Highway to Hell, I’ll tell you how much the fines are
@scottlarson15483 жыл бұрын
I was going to die but I forgot about this guy's prophecy.
@darkenforcer2457 жыл бұрын
The Bible is such a boring novel,the main character doesn't even comes till like the page 700 and the fan base is so stupid
@Skyswindler7 жыл бұрын
Dark Enforcer plus the plot holes
@Cythil7 жыл бұрын
And what is up with the being of the book pretty much repeating it self?
@RisenOswald7 жыл бұрын
If you keep repeating stupid stuff people will start beliving it.
@DoctorDCCraft7 жыл бұрын
Dark Enforcer *SPEECH 100*
@Skyswindler7 жыл бұрын
Nick O Yeah, but he's too one dimensional. His character has no depth or redeeming qualities. Typical cartoon villain
@kevinjones3518 Жыл бұрын
A plague he says....hmm Well, throw enough spagetti at the wall, something will stick.
@badpiggies9885 жыл бұрын
Who else is watching this in 2019? Earth's still here. XD
@Mithrandir695 жыл бұрын
...and Islam is no longer synonymous with evil in America. That didn't take long!
@jondeare5 жыл бұрын
I'm so confused.
@lordoftheninth7865 жыл бұрын
Somebody told me "The Earth hasn't ended due to the amount of prayer, and increase in believers appeased God." Hahaha *Palm slaps face*
@neilbatra54905 жыл бұрын
So crazy
@EdMcCornhole5 жыл бұрын
Ya and the same bullshit was touted when Y2K was going to happen!
@snakeonia75427 жыл бұрын
We need to send help to Jupiter. All the eclipses causing war and earthquakes etc. who is starting the gofundme page
@CrunchyDark7 жыл бұрын
Jake M best comment
@musicalaviator7 жыл бұрын
Jupiter forecast: hurricane Great Red Spot still at category 9. Expected to continue to batter the Southern hemisphere with 700km/hr winds for another 400 years
@nychold7 жыл бұрын
Hey guys, I've read the signs and the world is going to end......now. No, wait............ ......now. No no no .... .... .... NOW! ...well, shit, I'll get back to you.
@anintendofankindaguy13687 жыл бұрын
nychold made my day XD
@thomasruwart17227 жыл бұрын
Run away! Run away! Run away!
@Fangs19787 жыл бұрын
Are we there yet?
@empanada4017 жыл бұрын
Bring it on. we need a reset button for this religious bullshit.
@georgebowyer51707 жыл бұрын
NOW! ... shit
@Juiceboxdan723 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine this preacher hanging out with his buddies: “So where do you guys want to go for lunch? Everybody say luuuuuunnch” “DUDE, STOP”
@qazwer0017 жыл бұрын
The stupid! it burns! seriously though, I'm really glad this series is ongoing as it's one of my favorites. Thank you once again for the amazing content thunderf00t!
@thoruszwolf41537 жыл бұрын
I think you forgot to factor in the relative Flatness of the earth xD
@thanksforthemessdick7 жыл бұрын
have you considered the the chemtrail and bigfoot parameters?hmmmmm?
@georgebowyer51707 жыл бұрын
your suck an idiot we clearly live in a hollow earth
@linkbond087 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 let me consult this with the great one via telepathy
@linkbond087 жыл бұрын
I'll probably have to sacrifice my son tho
@darer137 жыл бұрын
Its obviously a hollow cylinder!
@williamwyckoff5 жыл бұрын
Doomsday has 2 O’s in it. Poop has 2 O’s in it. When someone poops, doomsday occurs.
@scheve3325 жыл бұрын
Half Life 3 confirmed
@sphee41494 жыл бұрын
Especially after they eat a very spicy Taco Bell
@saming29984 жыл бұрын
shit
@somedood99894 жыл бұрын
I laughed to a poop joke. I can't believe this.
@caderidley23093 жыл бұрын
But not everytime it happens just one time on one day that almost lines up with a random biblical number about 300km from a possible doomsday event that doesn't happen, you can't make this stuff up
@TheHolyIzak44 жыл бұрын
This didn’t age well... Corona, riots... what’s next? (Not a creationist just meme-ing)
@lazypizzaship89114 жыл бұрын
Same here
@TheMagicalTaco4 жыл бұрын
Next, WWIII
@MunyuShizumi4 жыл бұрын
Apparently, North Koreans are God's chosen people now, 0 reported COVID-19 cases. Glory to the supreme leader!
@ossomysteriossobutyoucanca94724 жыл бұрын
Looking for the comment that’d say that
@lucasblair24904 жыл бұрын
I bet the guy is just going bonkers over this pandemic though, lol. It'd be interesting to get a status update on his amazing sign-reading skills 😂
@Trainfan1055Janathan6 жыл бұрын
The sun is not that special. There are other white, type G-2 stars in the universe just like it.
@johnilyemson5 жыл бұрын
I still love our sun. It's like having a child that you know really isn't anything special but you still love that kid like hes the only kid on earth.
@antonyduhamel11665 жыл бұрын
I hope the sun is not that special. There might be other stars that look like it in the universe, but are there PLANETS with INTELLIGENT LIFE orbiting those stars? (Pun not intended) God, I hope so.
@lucofparis48195 жыл бұрын
@@antonyduhamel1166 The Sun is not "that" common, but its category is still quite well represented. Besides, so far nothing says other types of stars can't harbor life. There are quite a load of planets, even rocky ones, with more than enough place, and orbiting in the right areas. Our observations tell us that there are molecules from basic organic chemistry out there in space, so this chemical branch isn't uncommon either. We also know that life appeared on Earth at a time where it was just about starting to cool down seriously. It was still a rather young planet, with incredibly harsh conditions. So it's not like life needs super hard to find conditions to appear. No, the real killer is time: life needs a shit load of that to evolve to the point where we are, and life did face quite a lot of occasions where it could have been wiped out clean off. That's the big challenge right there: to last long enough.
@t4rv0r605 жыл бұрын
our sun is a "boring" object in scientific terms. wich is good for biologic life in the same system
@t4rv0r605 жыл бұрын
@Trantor The Troll what does that even mean dude?
@TimbavatiLion6 жыл бұрын
"God communicates by killing people" What a lovely chap. I should totally start worshipping him!
@sabouedcleek6116 жыл бұрын
Selmokk Just to help, remember that god is all-loving!
@naydsoe276 жыл бұрын
程天晞 *F L O O D* and kill everyone
@vbgvbg11336 жыл бұрын
“YEAH I love all things. Now stand still so I can drown all of you with a fuckin flood lol”
@pilotlist62766 жыл бұрын
Selmokk Dont forget to give his followers some virgins
@spoopyduck46516 жыл бұрын
Selmokk so peaceful, loving and forgiving! Hooray!
@TheInterestingInformer6 жыл бұрын
We need more people like you. Thank you for your contributions as a scientific educator, thunderf00t.
@csApollo113 жыл бұрын
You gotta give them credit for at least getting their long-sought plague lol Kudos for them!
@sariathebrave52596 жыл бұрын
This guy must have been traumatized by the moon in Majora's Mask
@sirboringname6 жыл бұрын
Shreks newborn son named Larry who hasnt
@tonyg73086 жыл бұрын
So true
@snoek14745 жыл бұрын
Or the Twilight princess. 😌
@tokodemon42815 жыл бұрын
He makes his God sounds like a four-year-old throwing a tantrum every time he doesn’t get his way..... it’s 2019 no judgment yet
@robertbrown79175 жыл бұрын
god is so loving.....he has ordered the killing of atheists.....it is in the new testament i believe........he is so loving.....
@eskyyy90785 жыл бұрын
@@robertbrown7917 he is so loving and i love him
@robertbrown79175 жыл бұрын
@@eskyyy9078 you love persons/places or things that orders killings...WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU?
@eskyyy90785 жыл бұрын
@@robertbrown7917 God does not order killings Satan does
@robertbrown79175 жыл бұрын
@@eskyyy9078 you might want to check that......genesis...he killed all but 8 people on the earth----mathew and luke in the new testament and in psalms.....and even had his followers kill their first born in the old testament......
@johnnygymrat43356 жыл бұрын
it simultaneously embarrasses and scares me that many of my fellow U.S. citizens believe crap like that
@oblivionguard77275 жыл бұрын
Johnny Red Rabbit whats even worse is that the people in the government believe this same shit. So I'm being told what to do by people who believe in a talking snake?
@wickederebus5 жыл бұрын
Time to throw my life away in the political realm to actually try and make some change.
@Jordan-Ramses5 жыл бұрын
Signs Signs, everywhere signs.
@zaqvoir48565 жыл бұрын
and many of our fellow U.S. citizens voted for Trump which is even more embarrassing and scarier
@Jordan-Ramses5 жыл бұрын
@@zaqvoir4856 - Trump wasn't my first choice either but he was a lot better than Hillary Clinton. She wanted to shoot down Russian planes over Syria. She was an insane war monger.
@clifforddean2323 жыл бұрын
I feel like he's talking to his stuffed animals on his Noah's Ark bedding filled with the typical cow, pigs, chickens, horses and T-Rex's.
@annnee68187 жыл бұрын
The human propensity for finding patterns in randomness at its dumbest. Nice work🤣
@MrRolnicek7 жыл бұрын
19:12 Come on Thunderfoot ... there is no such thing as "TOO MANY HAMBURGERS", it's a religious fairy tale.
@plumber13377 жыл бұрын
Yes there is, your body tells you when that one doesn't go in. RREEEee
@boneshaman89126 жыл бұрын
how can i not find a cheeseburger when all i have to do is go kill something made of meat (cow chicken...human) cut up its meat put it in to a meat grinder making your own ground meat slap it on the grill than slap some cheese on it and slap that between to sliced of bread. or do you mean all burger chains are goin to suddenly no longer exsist because animal right activist have taken a play from the Muslims and blow themselves up?
@seigeengine7 жыл бұрын
If you find yourself in a discussion where all you can do is shout "they're potato moons!" over and over, I think you might want to rethink things.
@laviwastaken98457 жыл бұрын
I would rather listen about potato moons for hours rather than claiming that moon and sun are signs.
@zapkvr7 жыл бұрын
seigeengine except that its not that great. Its actually pretty average
@deeznuttes93407 жыл бұрын
+Takashi Kurogane Not really tbh. Makes you sound even more insane than the creationist at that point. REPLY
@Kidsnextdorks7 жыл бұрын
I want a baked potato moon.
@austinturner83737 жыл бұрын
Uhhhh can I get that moon potato sweet?
@THISISJAZZMETAL4 жыл бұрын
Bruh you was killing me with the sheep bit lmfaooo
@pringsen3 жыл бұрын
I neeeeed to know where this was taken out of. This is the meme of this century 🤣
@sotis17563 жыл бұрын
@@pringsen “caligula” ^^
@pringsen3 жыл бұрын
@@sotis1756 you are awesome! Thanks!
@sotis17563 жыл бұрын
@@pringsen aw thank you! No worries mate
@q.bandit96123 жыл бұрын
Was't Caligula made by huslter or some porn company?
@Jambuc8296 жыл бұрын
What keeps people away from Jesus? 🤔 rationality, intelligence, common sense. 🤷🏾♂️
@VisitorOf225 жыл бұрын
Technically, those three traits are "of the world" and not "of the Lord". So that does explain believers of this Bible.
@AlexeyLys5 жыл бұрын
@@VisitorOf22 Agree
@cptcosmo5 жыл бұрын
No, you just don't want to be governed by YeHoVaH, obstinant stiff necked fool. REPENT!
@ImperatorofNonsense5 жыл бұрын
@Jonathan Jansenuse more logic fallacy, coz lying for Jesus is good. Why your god is as evil as mafia boss? I need to ask him to save me from himself? Even if your 3 gods pantheon existed I wouldn't worship it.
@DanielKolbin5 жыл бұрын
Wrong. What keeps people away from Jesus? Stupidness, jealously, science, non sense.
@Mechaghostman27 жыл бұрын
Solar FREAKIN' Prophecies!
@davidbrener25387 жыл бұрын
Mechaghostman2 genious
@dallasmckinley7 жыл бұрын
Ha!
@drops2cents2607 жыл бұрын
+Mechaghostman2 ...filtering nonsense out of the air and using it to create even bigger nonsense! :-)
@DigGil37 жыл бұрын
The joke writes itself!
@BioLegacy1416 жыл бұрын
You, sir, have won the internet. Congratulations.
@guardingdark28606 жыл бұрын
I think it's hilarious when they point at things that are pretty much the definition coincidence and go "IS IT COINCIDENCE? OR IS IT A SIGN?!?!??!" It is 100% a coincidence my boy. Cool your shorts.
@PecaJumper6 жыл бұрын
Bel-Shamharoth solar
@whoevencaresbrawecb11396 жыл бұрын
No there are no coincidences everything is a message from God!!!
@irrelevant_noob6 жыл бұрын
And about that "point at things"... Check out 13:31 and see how he "points at" Mosul ("today Nineveh is called Mosul") ... _facepalm_
@SirBarnabas4 жыл бұрын
*reading Bible while driving* *sees stop sign* "I've read that God said the word stop, and that is a stop sign" *stops car, gets on his knees and prays*
@Sylinnilys3 жыл бұрын
Gets run over because they stopped in the fast lane.
@curiodyssey38673 жыл бұрын
Stupid.
@AwaadhM6 жыл бұрын
The man has 400 brain cells left.
@chandlerlocklear38546 жыл бұрын
Λwaadh no he has 4
@spookini6 жыл бұрын
You are giving him a lot of credit
@chandlerlocklear38546 жыл бұрын
Spookini true true
@vbgvbg11336 жыл бұрын
You’re being extremely generous with the estimation there,
@Tagson6 жыл бұрын
well he needs to move around like an idiot soo he needs at least 2 brain cells
@getthatcat5206 жыл бұрын
*natural event occurs* Creationists: *GOD IS TRYING TO KILL US. BUY MY BOOK AND LIVE FOREVER*
@AAhmou6 жыл бұрын
If god is trying to kill the US I guess 7 large sized meteorites would have hit it already, and all we got instead is tornados, forest fires, stupidity and social gaps.
@derp85756 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer5 жыл бұрын
@W.S K.E Need a hug there buddy? you don't seem to be on the right page since noone mentioned pride.
@casecao84125 жыл бұрын
@W.S K.E*TRIGGERED*
@everythingiseconomics97427 жыл бұрын
God is so great he put signs based on kilometers thousands of year before that measurement is invented.
@omniseptric12426 жыл бұрын
Mr Doctor Professor Patrick thank you for your insight Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick.
@jpteknoman6 жыл бұрын
if god does not exist, why is the distance from the ear to the mouth just right to fit a telephone? check mate atheists
@_____._..--_6 жыл бұрын
jpteknoman Oh shit
@howiedick68576 жыл бұрын
Mr Doctor Professor Patrick technically, if God was going to use a measuring system, he would use a system starting from absolute zero. Any other system would be arbitrary.
@edgeisloveedgeislife54396 жыл бұрын
jpteknoman if God exists, what's the color of my shirt right now? Checkmate theists
@momentiumengine14243 жыл бұрын
I laughed at that video until 2020 came around. ... AND THEN I KEPT LAUGHING!!! HAHAHA!!!
@nickfifteen Жыл бұрын
Lol exactly: we had the plague, we had a "military loss" (if you want to consider the retreat from Afghanistan a "military loss"), etc etc etc... But no end time! I feel cheated. 😭
@Punsmaster26 ай бұрын
"the only plague americans will have is too many hamburgers"
@TheMarcodiator7 жыл бұрын
Why do people laugh at creationists. Oh yes. Made my day.
@domusdebellum30427 жыл бұрын
the series the brought me to Thunderf00t
@keefjunior40617 жыл бұрын
Domus deBellum same same.
@foproy7 жыл бұрын
So evil people are being marked with the sign of Jonah. Jonah was eaten by a fish. The sign of Jonah would be a fish. What does this say about people with the Jesus fish stickers on their cars?
@infinitysalinity79817 жыл бұрын
Dunkleosteus
@paraiax43414 жыл бұрын
I learn hella more from ur vids than I did in school. Thank you for the great educational content.
@hh-ck6ko7 жыл бұрын
The fact that we get eclipses disproves evolution? I refuse to accept that there are people like that.
@GoldSrc_7 жыл бұрын
That's 'Murica for you lol, I had to go back a few seconds to make sure I heard that right.
@dcase205 жыл бұрын
I listen to God. He told me i should mow my lawn then five seconds later he said unto me, "fuck it bro, do ot tomorrow." I do listen to God.
@YoursTrulyThe1Pony5 жыл бұрын
He told me: Why put off till today When you can put off till tomorrow
@HappinessOrDeath5 жыл бұрын
Hey whats ur gods name? Think hes been trying to reach me but i cbf answering
@hakureikura90525 жыл бұрын
god in my head: dude, check out that girl's ass, you're touching yourself tonight! me: i'm doing it now!
@KuruttaKoibito5 жыл бұрын
Aw man I wish I wasn't an atheist now, I hate mowing the lawn
@kenbee19575 жыл бұрын
You are why the planet ended last year
@_taho7 жыл бұрын
"God loves all" *Proceeds to send epidemic*
@_____._..--_6 жыл бұрын
Tachibana Hosuke God love weebs
@dr.mansdoodeph.d.24216 жыл бұрын
god loves hentai
@g00st626 жыл бұрын
falloutfan hentai is my god!
@hansenkreuz88906 жыл бұрын
+geisti hEnTai iS aRt
@TTTristan16 жыл бұрын
*then sends Jeebus to heal people* MAKE UP YOUR MIND ZUES WANABE!!!
@zillith81173 жыл бұрын
“Earth is the only planet to have a solar eclipse” The outer planets: are we a joke to you?
@danm75765 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is when he says people are dishonest. He's essentially saying "Look it up, you will find information that directly contradicts what I'm saying, they're lying though...you know who isn't a liar? Jesus"
@Pikopati6 жыл бұрын
I always replace the word "we" for "I" when i hear this kind of people preaching like they are the fountain of knowledge. 0:57 Like "No other planet that -we- i know can experience a total solar eclipse"
@Lokeso5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@GeminiHiro0097 жыл бұрын
The sun is yellow, a banana is yellow. Therefore God.
@ExtantThylacine7 жыл бұрын
Leo Gemini The sun is white.
@solartag76037 жыл бұрын
The sun is actually a grape the more u know :)
@ChaplainTappman7 жыл бұрын
'thereFORE'? 'Fore'... golfing term... God loves golf! Hey I can do this too! Money please.
@infinitysalinity79817 жыл бұрын
The sun is asian
@GeminiHiro0097 жыл бұрын
Kyle why bring race into this? Can't we all just get along!?
@NotNitehawk2 жыл бұрын
"What!? America's gonna have a plague!?" *cries in 2020*
@robitybopity7 жыл бұрын
Around 20 minutes in, the dude said the eclipse of WWI was called at the time the “World War I Eclipse.” Correct me if I’m wrong, but I was under the impression that nobody would start calling it World War I until there was a World War II to compare it to. So it wouldn’t have been called the World War I eclipse at the time.
@morph6286 жыл бұрын
Robert Cook yes, I believe many called it "The Great War" during the years it took place.
@stephaniecuellar31926 жыл бұрын
l was under the impression that it was called "the Great War" untill the second one.
@geckoo91906 жыл бұрын
Well yes, as far as I know, they just called it "the big war".
@ТомасАндерсон-в1е6 жыл бұрын
They called it die Weltkrieg
@Sandwich134556 жыл бұрын
morph628 depends when in the time frame ie the first few days weeks months it would have likely to have been just a plain old war!
@solardragon92857 жыл бұрын
Why would random rocks orbiting in space be a sign of anything super natural? People are weird.
@DavidWMiller7 жыл бұрын
Why wouldn't they? If I was all powerful and immortal, odds are I'd have fucked with the rocks at some point in the last few billion years.
@Aanthanur7 жыл бұрын
oh yeah? who creates randomness then? :D
@DavidWMiller7 жыл бұрын
Honudes Gai What else am I going to do? Job is done, shit is boring.
@FairyRat7 жыл бұрын
After one week he got tired of endlessly scrolling across all the empty space he made that time and moved on to create another, hopefully less boring, universe. That's what I would do if I fail so miserably at creating universes. I would probably hide it as well until it fades away so that other gods won't make fun of me.
@morpheas7687 жыл бұрын
If by weird, you mean complete and utter morons, then yes, yes they are.
@Ryasis123455 жыл бұрын
Thank you Thunderf00t! Listening to that guy speak 100% of the time would give me a 400x migraine!!
@ahumanbeingamnayplaceholde17464 жыл бұрын
That's a sign from god! (Jk)
@HypnosisBear2 жыл бұрын
@@ahumanbeingamnayplaceholde1746 LMFAO 🤣🤣👌
@purplequeer2 жыл бұрын
The plague part was a lucky guess lol
@NethiestChannel7 жыл бұрын
I missed these.
@phileas0077 жыл бұрын
This must be a sign
@NethiestChannel7 жыл бұрын
Haha, yeah.
@rovertn75215 жыл бұрын
It’s almost like picking up on signs that your crush likes you back Except your crush doesn’t like you back and those signs don’t exist. ie Crush: drops pencil Me: picks it up for her Crush: oh thank you Me in my head “she said thank you that means she wants me”
@JamesFreedmanIsVeryCool4 жыл бұрын
Also the crush doesn't exist
@MrCool-lo3ls4 жыл бұрын
Also the pencil doesn't exist
@lucasblair24904 жыл бұрын
Wait, I don't exist. Oh shi. . . . .
@BluePhoenix_4 жыл бұрын
@@lucasblair2490 if you don't exist... How did you sent the- oh sh1t NO N....
@someoneelse42533 жыл бұрын
@@BluePhoenix_ what are you talking about we all exist? OH FUCK NOT ME T...
@Michelle_Schu-blacka7 жыл бұрын
*I'VE BEEN DYING FOR THIS TO MAKE A COMEBACK!!!*
@thisisanfield7085 Жыл бұрын
“God loves to play with signs and numbers” I almost fell of my chair with mirth! How about he just keeps it real and shows up in person
@timo44634 ай бұрын
Something Something faith Something Something Test Something Something i dont have any evidence
@Nokeel764 жыл бұрын
Any dictator : "shall we go to war?" Counselor : "Lemme see if there's an eclipse" *proceeds to look out of window* "nope" Dictator : "ok, so we know it won't be a waste of lives and money, let's do it!"
@nickfifteen Жыл бұрын
What gets me too is: we can predict solar eclipse over the next few centuries at least... Does this mean these are ALL signs from God, warning us that something is gonna happen within a year or so of that particular eclipse? That's awfully convenient of God to give us hints when something's gonna happen in the next few centuries. If only He would actually tell us WHAT that something was!
@dodiloi7 жыл бұрын
Spoiler: THERE WILL BE ANOTHER EPISODE! YEY!
@melody_florum6 жыл бұрын
I’m from the future: nothing happened
@JacaboBlanco6 жыл бұрын
Hex dang nabbittt
@UR-CR-07-fifa6 жыл бұрын
Why didn't you meet me in future
@hob9915 жыл бұрын
I'm from even further in the future and it's still not happened.
@halogen55805 жыл бұрын
john loper r/wooosh
@badpiggies9885 жыл бұрын
I'm from 2019; Earth's still here. In fact, it's even on my profile pic.
@Pootycat83592 ай бұрын
He's OBVIOUSLY confusing a "total solar eclipse" with the kind we have, in which the Moon precisely blots out the Sun, with the corona still visible.
@guitarz6677 жыл бұрын
I'm sitting in a hospital bed due to complications with my leukemia and this truly fucking scares the shit out of me. Not because I fear for my future. No, it's my three young boys and 34 year old wife's futures I'm terrified for. If this, and so many more videos like it, is any kind of indication of not only how ignorant a huge percentage of Americans are, but how out spoken and insanly aggressive they have starting to become we all should be trying as hard as humanly possible to defeat this flat out stupidity and ignorance. This is the real threat. Why so many are so easily mentally manipulated I'll never understand.
@echomjp7 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Doss I think that human nature leaves people prone to blindly believe loved ones and authority figures, even when they are completely wrong, and get duped as a result. Religion is just the biggest example of this nature being taken advantage of. I wish you the best in your health.
@charanko29717 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Doss It's the failure of our education system that does not make a person stop, think and say, "hold on a minute that is not correct. The worst part about it that they use science in a misleading way to trick the ignorant to give them money. My thoughts not prayers to you and your family and I hope you pull through this awful disease. When you make it through and kick cancers ass I'll buy you a hamburger.
@toweypat7 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Doss Good luck to you.
@sleepy3147 жыл бұрын
Talk to your young sons, and write them each a letter for their 18 birthdays in case you are not there. Be optimistic, maybe they can save the world.
@davidbrener25387 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Doss good luck with your leukemia
@J7Handle6 жыл бұрын
Pi starts with the number 3. Triangles have 3 sides. Triangles can be used to approximate the value of e^ipi. e^ipi's actual value is -1. Coincidence? I think not. The 1 signifies that it will happen only once, and the negative value signifies DOOM. When will the world end? Well, let's go back to e^ipi. This is known as Euler's Identity. Leonhard Euler was born in 1707. The 1 stands for the first, and 707 stands for, you guessed it, the Boeing 707 airliner. The first Boeing 707 flew in 1957. 1957 was a year composed of unique odd digits, save for the digit 3. The next year to be composed of only unique even digits will be 2046, but the year 2048 not only excludes the digit 6, which is 2 * 3, but also is a perfect power of 2. 2048 is the only year to have these properties, meaning that the world will end in 2048. Count on it.
@dylan629026 жыл бұрын
J7 >in b4 ancient President Brett Favre says "FUCK IT, YOLO LEROY JENKINS" and nukes russia causing nuclear war and ending the world in 2048
@daverobson30846 жыл бұрын
J7 Plus. Pies are circular and usually cut into triangles!!!! Coincidence? I think not. The world will obviously end due to being struck by a giant banana cream pie from space.
@stephaniecuellar31926 жыл бұрын
J7 Either you're a maroon or the epicest troll ever. I'm going to give you the benifit of the doubt and go with the comedic value of the later.
@starshot51726 жыл бұрын
We could make a religion out of this
@audimaster50006 жыл бұрын
Also, earth is a triangle and not flat.
@sleepykarina7 жыл бұрын
"Uranus, yeah where you pull out all of the source material for your video". I'am dying in laughter
@AlexBeerForEveryone2 жыл бұрын
There was a solar eclipse somewhere over the pacific ocean in 2019. I mean, that was a clear sign for covid to come, right?😋
@fromgermany2712 жыл бұрын
Even from where 😂
@DonnieZX10R5 жыл бұрын
When you showed the part of people acting like sheep... LMAO
@jasonross67276 жыл бұрын
I think there's a scripture that states that Jesus will return when NOT expected. So, as long as people think the "end of the world is nigh", it won't happen. So, having all these "doomsday prophets" around could be a good thing, since as long as they're spouting their nonsense, we're safe!
@WetNoodles13676 жыл бұрын
Jason Ross that's exactly what I was thinking 😂😂😂
@TazPessle6 жыл бұрын
Make a meta prediction of the end based on which days and locations aren't predicted. Oh dammit the end will never come that way!
@KELLY-yv7vp6 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@awildfilingcabinet62395 жыл бұрын
Brandon Hamer oh god, what have you created! A never ending cycle of not doomsday!
@thefunnynamehere2665 жыл бұрын
I’m a Christian and I agree with you on that verse, and please no one comment on my grammar or try to debate me. Don’t be expecting an answer
@robinfiler87077 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of those illuminate memes. "you know what else has roughly the number 400????? The RATIO BETWEEN THE MOON THE SUN AND THE EARTH!*GASP* SIGN CONFIRMED!!!!"
@MrMagoo-hf8yk4 жыл бұрын
@Thunderf00t thank you for this! you have brought my thoughts to film!
@secoura7 жыл бұрын
If God wanted to send a message, I'm sure burning bushes would be a better choice than natural events that occur regularly.
@costascostas17607 жыл бұрын
Secoura bushes also burn as natural events. Poor Greece has many fires and not all due to deliberate arson. A better sign would be to have drawn a smiley on the Sun. Well before computers.
@infinitysalinity79817 жыл бұрын
Cannabis bushes please
@CrunchyDark7 жыл бұрын
Secoura nice...
@linguisticallyoversight86857 жыл бұрын
In the words of Professor Farnsworth I don't want to live on this planet anymore
@boooster1017 жыл бұрын
joseph kofmann in the words of scientist John Pendleton: Look at those Bible dinos
@Kris_M7 жыл бұрын
Suicide booth around the corner?
@linguisticallyoversight86857 жыл бұрын
Kris M first of all that's my patent you're hoarding it on second of all I think the best place to put them would be right on Wall Street
@WhatIsThis.WhyDoINeedIt7 жыл бұрын
I certainly don't now that I have had my dreams shattered thinking we were special here on earth getting total solar eclipses.
@screamingeternally63724 жыл бұрын
Space fact: One of the things that makes our moon special compared to others, is the size compared to our planet. The moon is relatively (compared to other moons to their planet) gigantic, other moons are asteroids if the ratio was kept.
@haraldschuster30673 жыл бұрын
Well, but our moon is so disgusted by people like that numerical charlatan that it's slowly backing off, trying to put as much distance between itself and that planet full of hysterical idiots as it can.
@naiyararahman89917 жыл бұрын
Dude this is just what I needed!!! 😂😂😂😂
@zeusnitch6 жыл бұрын
I love it when the false prophets make specific predictions....it is a good day for a stoning
@kenwinston22456 жыл бұрын
thedoctorzeus nah. It DOES however give you permission to disregard them.
@Iconoclasher5 жыл бұрын
I'm "quaking" in my boots now. I'm scared of this up coming "darkness". There was one here last night. Lasted about 9 hours. There'll probably be another tonight. It's scary and dangerous. During the last "darkness" I had to take a leak and missed a bit. Had to face the wrath of the Mrs in the next period of "light".
@markdemell37173 жыл бұрын
Laugh away now , you will be begging and crying and pulling your hair out .Matthew ch 24.
@24magiccarrot3 жыл бұрын
@@markdemell3717 Matthew Ch 24 is one of the most laughable passages of the bible,"there'll be wars and rumors of wars and they'll be earthquakes" Yeah cause those things never happened prior to 30AD. Atheists are more than vindicated for laughing at the nonsense the bible tries to pass off as evidence. Either your God is the worse communicator with zero understanding of standards of evidence ever to exist or he doesn't exist. If your God exists and thinks it's okay to torture people purely because they were presented with insufficient evidence he exists then that God is evil. God's communication would be like if I saw a car about to run someone over and afterward was asked why didn't I shout to warn them and I said but I did warn them I drew this diagram of a mouse being chased by a cat.
@CGR894 жыл бұрын
>guy predicts apocalypse in 2020 >thunderfoot debunks >2020 rolls around >wwiii looming >pandemic >mass riots >murder hornets Yeah I think he may have been on to something
@MrEsphoenix4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, the only thing he didn't predict is media sensationalism. You have to stretch to class anything else as what he said.
@spicycucumber28064 жыл бұрын
@@MrEsphoenix damn that sounds fancy and smart but im too simple to understand
@zeroscans35674 жыл бұрын
How funny cause this guy forgets ebola pandemic.....so even ebola is a sign that means everything is a sign
@kevinlutz26795 жыл бұрын
"It's The end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine."
@dwerenat14 жыл бұрын
"Why do people laugh at creationists" Take a good god damned guess.
@vivangreco17105 жыл бұрын
I love the way you skewer these kooks.
@johnjordan33145 жыл бұрын
Vivan Greco Amen!
@FabioCavelti2 жыл бұрын
Thunderf00t's stamina is simply astounding. How can you expose yourself to so much utter nonsense and still keep it up and stay focussed to dissect the blessed gibberish babble stream?
@Ghostwalker20617 жыл бұрын
God: "Uh...when the photosphere reaches about 5778ºK, I'm gonna end the world, Jonah." Jonah: "What's a photosphere?" God: "It's a layer of the Sun." Jonah: "The Sun has layers?!" God: "Oh my Me, why did I have to build them so fucking stupid?!" And for the Jovian solar eclipses! God: "When Io eclipses Ganymede, and it's the 10th Solar Eclipse of the Jovian day...shall I end the World." Jonah: "Uh...how do I know when Io eclipses Ganymede?" God: "Well, you'll need to build a giant telescope and chuck it into outer space, making sure it stays in Earth's orbit." Jonah: "Outer space? Earth's orbit? You mean the Firmament, right?" God: "You really are that stupid, aren't you?"
@toddschriver99247 жыл бұрын
Ghostwalker2061 I read the Bible. That part is in there. Most people don't notice it, but there is a bunch of places where God gives direct explainations of things. Like, in the begats, he is describing selective breeding.
@TheColonelKlink7 жыл бұрын
The amount of evidence supporting creationists is simply astrological.
@eviltwin23227 жыл бұрын
TheColonelKlink I like that! I'm going to use it myself at the next opportunity!
@jasondoe25967 жыл бұрын
Good one!
@remavas54707 жыл бұрын
TheColonelKlink haha, good one
@smiley2357 жыл бұрын
But can moon shadow melt steel beams?
@messy_messenger7 жыл бұрын
Clone36 yes.
@perpetualsystems7 жыл бұрын
Dead memes from 2016 are great
@smiley2357 жыл бұрын
What the... Why be jealous?
@freezetile85886 жыл бұрын
No, but it can run Crysis.
@piggasauros4 жыл бұрын
Big oof on the plague part
@sugaredwards62075 жыл бұрын
29:12 if this is how your god communicates, how do differentiate him from the devil?
@sirhootsalot23435 жыл бұрын
Simple, the devil does not kill that many people
@TWGuardian4 жыл бұрын
Simple, the devil doesn't also have a fetish for people kissing his arse.
@leyrua4 жыл бұрын
I had a funny thought. I'm sure I'm not the first to think of this. If I was the devil, how would I go about tempting people to do evil? I would write a book. In it, I would tell everyone that they are broken, but for the low low price of their of their eternal fealty, I can fix what is _wrong_ with them. I would also stoke their ego by telling them that they are special, chosen for salvation. I would tell them that there is an evil being out there attempting to deceive them, to turn them away from me and my _love,_ and that they should protect themselves by plugging their ears so that they don't become confused by its lies. I would tell them that merely listening to this being's words: it's _logic_ and wicked _reason,_ can poison your heart with evil. I would fill this book with contradictions, and passages to support every possible agenda. I would them that everyone _else_ is going to hell, but you, YOU have the correct interpretation. YOU have a ticket into heaven.
@aurumvale99084 жыл бұрын
its probably the same guy. personally I imagine him like a SIMs player first he gives you and awesome job and cake, than he takes the ladder out of the pool