Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-21-22

Bill rambles about restraint, garbage day, and college hoops.
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I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

[@anthonybrault6531]

Bill's torn between showing solidarity with the comic community and the bald community

[@Riclmnopp]

Billy Alopecia nuts.

[@michaellees370]

🤣

[@dwightpilsner9906]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@EMD_HOKIO]

Brilliant

[@Cludensyo]

Great take

[@bharathsf]

Bill : do you guys listen to the podcast for gossip? Me: We are not here to learn Physics Bildo baggins

[@Joel-ik3sz]

?

[@misterpoopnose6547]

😂

[@ranettleton8806]

His wife told him not to comment on black womans hair

[@Riclmnopp]

From Philly rant to "I need time to think about if i'm mad at someone slapping a comedian on stage".

[@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555]

Bill sucks now. Even his latest special was dogshit. Its over

[@humanoid9787]

@@TheNeighborNicky he's become old and hollywood

[@alexjones7043]

@@TheNeighborNicky just shows his wife has broken him down, maybe that’s why he’s so torn? He can relate to that aspect of will smiths outburst

[@douglasdauntless]

I don't listen to Billy Buckbroken Burr, for his legendary hot takes. I just want to hear about F1, Ladies Soccer or whatever, oh and the long commercials he reads for his sponsors. Hopefully he'll start stealing jokes next. What a disgrace.

[@ARKHAMxMaverick]

Ol Billy Hollywood checking in on us on an actual Thursday!

[@willtheprodigy3819]

Why won’t he react to Will Smith??

[@jakeym.3459]

Billy Hollywood is scared of backlash.

[@Charles-ij1ow]

Hollywood Bill

[@csquared2458]

He lost his lefty viewers with how he hosted that award show but he simultaneously gained some more centre and right leaning people. Then him not able being able to condemn this Will Bs is gonna lose more fans. Hollywood bill….

[@maxis2778]

@@csquared2458 u guys are crazy

[@joeyj5538]

We wanted to hear your opinion on "The Slap" because you're one of the top comedians of our day..... (sarcasm/joke part ) I think the reason Bills not talking about it is because hes doing a movie with Will Smith right now

[@jaytroll188]

is will smith really in the movie he keeps mentioning? i never knew what movie it was lol

[@judaprophet21519]

Oprah Wan Kenobi, wouldn't allow it. The Farce is strong in you, Billy Mic Talker

[@BuklauTheLegend]

Also he is married to a African American women, so he understands the other side of it too, through Nia’s experiences in society.

[@humanoid9787]

@@BuklauTheLegend tf you think Chris Rock is white??

[@dshepherd107]

@@BuklauTheLegend huh?

[@shinigamidziri3730]

Yes Billy boy we need your reaction for the SLAP!

[@willtheprodigy3819]

Time stamp?

[@Riclmnopp]

@@willtheprodigy3819 0:25

[@louiet2679]

Yea cause if he doesnt give u his reaction ur gonna turn on bill too im sure lol is this wat u people tday do? React on peoole reacting to stupid shit? Sad life u live

[@iansheppard6735]

What you really need is to stop breast feeding, you're too old for that now

[@Henrydingus01123]

Honestly a bong friendly area in a stadium would be tits.

[@Mac-ih7rb]

As long as you admit you’re a degenerate.

[@schmucknorris2672]

The NUTS!!! LOL

[@itsgeodoodz]

Open venue and allow smoking and sell booze

[@Oyama87]

Seriously, he was about to go in and thought better of it. "I could...well okay..." Fucking immaculate professional to the end.

[@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555]

Beeing a scared bitch is beeing professional? Great take buddy

[@bernardpitsch4332]

As always.

[@sjl1327]

Bull$hit ... Bill doesn't want to ruffle feathers with Hollywood. This proves Hollywood Bill has gone SoFT! Disappointing

[@cledesma135]

Keep my wifes name out'yo Fckn mouff!! Lol remimded me of young Will crying and yelling at uncle Phill.

[@jackoscar11]

Ol’ Billy “got a lot to lose” Burr

[@loveit7484]

I love this! Look forward to these on Mondays & Thursday. Ty Bill!

[@vaquerobeebop9386]

Soft as Charmin

[@kowe5827]

I thought it was funny when Bill talked about the documentary when I thought he was going to address the "incident"! LoL

[@S1ipperyJim]

Bill STILL trying to figure out if responding to jokes with violence is wrong.

[@jonathancarranza6046]

Yes, as a comedian the "position" you should take is pretty obvious. I can only imagine he's not saying anything because of what you said, or Bill is scared about talking shit about an A-list Hollywood star.

[@dannysolman4644]

he really has become Bill Burr in appearance only

[@ranettleton8806]

Holywood Bill

[@nloc1929]

It's pretty strange. Out of all the things he freely gives his opinion on, from professional sports to conspiracy theories, this is one instance where he is one of the most qualified people on the planet to give an experienced, informed perspective on what happened and yet doesn't. It sounds like it might have hit a little too close to home for him as a standup and I respect his choice not to speak on it, but as a fan I was really looking forward to hearing his take on it. Oh well

[@ranettleton8806]

His wife told him not to speak about black womens hair

[@ibezzant]

Good ol Billbo Red Bag doesn't wanna go in on Will Smith. At least we've got Schulz and Segura.

[@mooney228]

Billy Boston Burr to host the Oscars...

[@valarkov6455]

I would love to see Mike Tyson there as a support.

[@suzygirl1843]

No more comedians at prestigious ceremonies. Not to punish Chris, I just think it distracts from the celebration of movies. I don't want socio-political or pop culture commentary. Just focus on art and the artisians because it's an award ceremony for collaborative work to be recognized, not just actors. You can't turn over the mic for comedians to interact with the audience. Prioritize the art, not audience members. Maybe we should take some notes from Asian ceremonials.

[@valarkov6455]

@@suzygirl1843 comedians are the only reason People watch it. Hollywood now is all about making more money than Netflix.. Hollywood lost btw

[@jimmybuckets5863]

Lol I had a feeling this podcast would start this way! And I’m here for it

[@ethansancti2864]

Quite suprising that Bill refuses to give a piece of his mind regarding an extremely controversial moment involving hollywood and a stand up comedian like him. He talks practically anything in his podcast except this one. Likewise mind boggling is how upset he is in deflecting listeners in asking him to discuss it.

[@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555]

Bill is a simp to

[@mikemeyer6342]

He has the wrong date for this podcast. It should say 3-31-22❗

[@ludwigelzawahry277]

Billy InterBURRlar - Time has no meaning

[@Bodhi594]

5 years ago Bill would have had no problem talking about the Oscar's incident. Our Bill has changed Boys.

[@judaprophet21519]

That mortgage, ain't gonna pay itself.

[@csquared2458]

@@judaprophet21519 wdym lmao. Look at Gina corono

[@blueeskii2418]

This was a golden turd xD I love when Bill gets like this 😂

[@namenome3680]

love Bill making fun out if his advertisers

[@ekids.bassment]

Hahaha i did too, I wanted to hear you speak about it. :)

[@randomelvis3359]

Tom Segura’s making a list and checkin’ it twiiiiiice !

[@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555]

Phony Bill is number 1 on that list

[@0rangecray0n]

Can't wait to listen to this at work tommow

[@jonnybsidetv]

THANK YOUUUUU BILL! finally someone else noticed how Chris was about to go in on him when he said "ooh i could" lol

[@NewtonJa1]

Incredible that bill burr, at the height of his career, can’t even muster up the courage to condone the infamous slap

[@ZwrotPL]

He's far past the height of his career, hence him not talking about it.

[@csquared2458]

@@ZwrotPL yes unfortunately he’s fucked himself completely and it’s nobody’s fault but himself. He could be WILDLY popular if he did some shit like Tim pool and Tim Dillon and some other political bs shows. People love famous people that don’t give af ab the woke bs but are also old school and are genuinely nice.

[@ZwrotPL]

@@csquared2458 I'm not talking about his popularity, Bill gets plenty of work these days, but as a comedian his material and podcast are nowhere near the quality they used to be.

[@csquared2458]

@@ZwrotPL I believe the story’s ab his painter and his house was the last little nugget of enjoyment from his pod. He isn’t even trying anymore. He did like 25 mins pathetic.

[@ForEverRon]

Ol Billy Tech Support coming thru with a good upload 🙌🏼🤓

[@johnjohn4529]

I guess old Billy have to check with the Wife first before talking about stuff nowadays.. paper tiger indeed

[@raissal.6468]

Apparently there's an open secret in Hollywood along the lines of the Tom Cruise "secret" about Will Smith, and maybe Jada? Would explain a lot, she's holding it over his head. ALSO: Being likened to Demi Moore is NOT an insult! She's gorgeous and the comparison is flattering. Jada is a classic narcissist playing the victim, and she's been saying for years that she's proud of her hair, she loves it, and she doesn't care what anyone else thinks about it. Really? Give me an F'ing break. She's milking faux victimization to manipulate Will and the public. Will should have been arrested, and Chris should never speak to him again.

[@zoulzopan]

What "secret" are you talking about with Tom Cruise? I don't understand

[@suzygirl1843]

Again. Another man blaming the woman who didn't do the action. Will is responsible for his own actions. Stop listening to those Manosphere incels who can't get chicks. No woman can control a man

[@ATLKing404]

She didn't even say anything

[@sativarosegold3604]

@@zoulzopan gay I assume

[@Unibot47]

"Hey man it's like, compost... Y'knuh?" lmfaooo

[@IzzySoDope]

That was quite the disclaimer after the MGM read 😂

[@LiquidDaylight]

"Hey, man! Do u like to cook by yourself, man?" lol

[@cne6032]

Lmaooo when he messed up the reads at the end had me dyin 😂

[@Cheers_Motherfucker]

15:00 that caught me so off guard. I was like.. is Bill doing an impression?

[@iamthewalrus4998]

They could have easily said „just don’t gamble asshole. It won’t make you rich. Buy food for your family instead“

[@quesonegro]

Nah, Ol' Billy can't read out loud that quickly.

[@rawpower12xu]

That was awkward They must be paying a pretty penny to have to push that long ass corollary.

[@Fightclubbed]

Nah that’s the Greek freak

[@zaclikescauliflower2877]

Yeah dude what the fuck was with that? Do they legally have to do that?

[@bandito4492]

i really fuck with bill especially how he can literally do a pod cast by himself and be as funny and entertaining.

[@jobush5630]

I was looking forward to Billy Ballsacks' take on it but I'm glad that this is how much air time he gives it.

[@suzygirl1843]

I know it was on a public platform which invites a lot of criticism around the globe but 3 black people were involved in this and they should resolve their issues amongst each other. White people shouldn't add fuel to the fire pitting these 2 legendary black men against each other. It's like that mandigo fighting scene in Django Unchained. Black disunity is entertaining.

[@CJJC42]

His wife cuked him

[@nappypancakes8305]

@@suzygirl1843 did u really have to throw on slavery and race into this. Cmon man

[@Vote_By_Mail]

...So did you want to hear his take or not? Make up your fking mind instead of contradicting yourself in a single sentence for attention.

[@suzygirl1843]

@@nappypancakes8305 No. Leo's character made interesting points in that movie. And it's not a slave movie, it's a Western.

[@TheWhitetailrancher]

Managed I believe is the word you're looking for pertaining to the population.

[@chriskaschok1746]

BILLY FRECKLE PHALLUS!

[@tislamable]

We're 10 days off in the title. Rectify O' Billy Nostradamus!!

[@dryaddyad7757]

Bowl and branch commercial was funny, “stop saying buttery”

[@onewillow8511]

Billy Blues straight to ear lobes 😄💪

[@jettech7961]

If Bill doesn't want to discuss the slap because of personal reasons, that's one thing. But don't blame it on "gossip". A comedian getting physically assaulted on stage for telling a joke is not gossip. I feel he's being disingenuous.

[@E_Chap]

Ol' Billy "On The Fence" Burr

[@loveit7484]

Loving Duke Run!!

[@martinloebig7089]

You have class my friend!

[@albertochavez7231]

This exact conversation was on O&A with Patrice O’Neil

[@Alextamere]

Section of the stadium with ecstasy pills, fireworks, vlt machines, blackjack, unlimited booze and pre roll joints/blunts, masseuses, cigar lounge and a button that changes the stadium into Roman colosseum style arena were both teams fight to the death

[@likearollingstone007]

Billy Blue Pill

[@prometheus3864]

Jesus man, I don’t need the gambling helpline number for all 50 states

[@fishtailfred8686]

4:00 At Fenway they used to call that area the bleachers.

[@AlWaYsFrOmThEbAy]

You fucking dated it wrong Billy burnt out burr 03/31/2022

[@jamesfarnarkler]

In the red light part of a stadium, how about a bar with built-in glory holes.

[@angelaelliott2608]

Yay BILL!!

[@davidwinchester6116]

That shit brought up a lot of shit for me... lol

[@mydogsnameisbob]

I'm just laughing about his obsession with getting the bin in before someone does what he used to do. 😂

[@wingmandecrayt8932]

I think there is a error in the title. The date seems wrong.

[@douglasdauntless]

I said it last week. Billy Spineless Burr, wouldn't criticize Will Smith, but he would criticize his own fans for calling him out. He should be ashamed of himself.

[@monicaheizman555]

Will Smith said Dubai is his second home. Well, move your family there and Jada can wear a scarf whenever she leaves their house.

[@zoulzopan]

Never understood Dubai it's like a souless city

[@suzygirl1843]

@@zoulzopan It's completely manufactured. Like there were no people there before.

[@supastar25]

I honestly can't stand Will Smith now.

[@dmoneyhustler1486]

Love ya bill!

[@kimberlylalonde5610]

I love you Burr

[@themutualfriend5286]

WOOO Billy Movie maker thanks for checking in on uss!!!!

[@renebarrera4429]

Duke and NC is going to be epic.. Can't wait. Let's go Duke...

[@fluffycomet]

Sitting in Buffalo listening and waiting for August lol let's tie one on after the show BILLIE

[@darlakay78]

Yep, right out there..every time.

[@csquared2458]

What ya mean

[@thychem1510]

Could someone explain what lobbed over the net means ? I couldn't find it. Many thanks.

[@csquared2458]

It means In this situation Chris could’ve easily came back at will with a good jab

[@mtippy6845]

13:00 in Bill, Kansas had Danny Manning. Somewhere in there (mid to late 80s) I remember an all Big 8 championship KU vs OU with Danny Manning and crew coming out on top. OU had Mookie Blaylock with Stacey King and Harvey Grant in that championship.

[@Dr650rob]

So funny bills ripping on golf and now he's at the masters

[@createxperience]

I just started listening I hope you bring up Taylor from one drummer to another we don’t hear enough about amazing drummers in the main stream he was our Stones and the Beatles rolled into one end of an era he will be missed but never forgotten the music lives on!!!

[@baloymoisesrodriguezcolmen7812]

As I said before, I use Bill's podcast to improve my English comprehension, also I use to listen some horror tales podcasts to be relaxed before sleep, I came from one of those podcasts completely sht on my pants... thanks to Bill I can sleep quite good and forgeting those scary tales I heard a few minutes ago as the masochist I am

[@frankymacf]

Bill is caught in the middle on the Smith thing because he’s a legend no-holds-barred comedian who wants to be a Hollywood actor/producer/director who also happens to be married to a black woman. He is arguably THE best positioned celebrity to see it from all sides. This is why we, his fans, are so disappointed in him not speaking on it - it reeks of self-censorship, self-interest, compromise and even cowardice.

[@mmkay6638]

i wouldnt talk about it because its so strong a thing right now its lazy...yeah its hot button too but also im glad bill burr can get our minds off something so uncomfortable ...its like will had too much to drink..we all havent quite been there...sad that people can get all dressed up and piss their life away in one fancy night...what more could he say about it? he felt like his dad was-th yelling at him when will smith yelled lol

[@indy2316]

What has being married to a black woman got to do with it?

[@tristankrohn2942]

You don't have to freak the fuck out to acknowledge hitting someone over a joke is wrong. No need for all caps histrionics

[@createxperience]

Holy shit do I feel like a moron lol thanks billybeans I knew you wouldn’t let us down lol

[@djkramit]

17:05 "uranus" 🤣

[@Adrian_Stone]

“I’ll be honest with you guys, I’m still not gonna talk about it” oh there’s a fucking suprise from ol’ Billy Fence Sitter. How hard is it to say “Will Smith was wrong”? Does Miramax have you gagged to the hilt? or just Nia?

[@Martiizzer]

Thank you for checking in on me bill

[@droc207]

If your scared just say it bro, we know your in Hollywood now and don’t want to piss anyone off, but don’t beat around the bush like your scared to eat the tush.

[@iansheppard6735]

A rhyming troll - what rhymes with too bunt

[@ronanofaolain120]

*you’re *you’re *you’re

[@ChickenatorJr]

Bill did you talk about taylor hawkins on the podcast yet? Been waiting to hear you talk about it being a drummer and all. I'm sure you already may have and I just missed it

[@bivek87]

First!! Finally ... Love you Bill from 🇮🇳

[@Excremental_Discharge]

Why does being first to comment matter?

[@chrisyates4509]

What did I do with my life before I had billy boy just checking in 👍👍

[@BuklauTheLegend]

I would love to hear Bill Bur and Nia’s take on this whole situation with Will and Chris, as the two main sides from that incident brought up debates on a comedians right of freedom of speech in telling jokes vs standing up for African American women in society. Both Bill and Nia understand both sides of this argument as they experience these things themselves and through each other, so their take is really important as it is probably going to be a more balanced perspective. I hope they do a podcast segment together discussing these topics soon!

[@marko6947]

both are cowards, just keeping quiet

[@samopostam]

Whad does Jada being african american has to do with anything? The joke wasn't about her being black.

[@pier-luclafleur9913]

lol at that BetMGM disclaimer

[@tylershields7521]

love hearing bill pronounce quatre in French

[@anonymousstrangeness7348]

Ol' Billy Butt Freckles, always funny and weird 😁

[@pinochuck827]

wasted bartnick sounds like an early superdave

[@roninreturns228]

Will Smith Aftershave - "Just slap it on!"

[@createxperience]

Hey freckles no love for Taylor Hawkins??? Show your love for the summing community!! He was a Bonham in his own right

[@randomelvis3359]

He’s just talking to Nia about it!! Rip TAYLOR HAWKINS! 🙏🏻

[@csquared2458]

@@randomelvis3359 hey nia can I have ice cream tonight please ? Can I take my truck for a drive nia pleaseeeeeeee

[@randomelvis3359]

@@csquared2458 🤣…. I can just imagine it….”Naww pleeeeease Nia!” 🤣

[@MrIcenice44]

Respect to Bill during these trying times

[@MynamesnotLisaitsJudy]

Like hearing Andrew

[@djneedles000]

What's the movie?

[@herbsmanno1]

Old school Billy, what with words and all

[@slavipetrov2651]

Do we know what the movie, bill is filming, is called?

[@jacobmcmahan109]

Old Dads

[@slavipetrov2651]

@@jacobmcmahan109 thanks man!

[@mmkay6638]

Billy Bats lol

[@randomelvis3359]

No Bill…. We trust you’re our buddy down the pub…. We appreciate your opinion and LOVE your humour!! …. Appreciate you’re having a go at us!! 😂😂 THE BOY IS BAAAAAACK!

[@dexraikkonen7]

settle down

[@randomelvis3359]

@@dexraikkonen7 yes Dad 🤣

[@Jayakhtar]

I so wanted an opinion on the slap bill. Damn it 😜

[@loveit7484]

Hey, Id pay to be in that 4 floor section!

[@caseycoran9752]

Bass player here. Your off bill. Pedals, amps, cables ,strings. The whole dam chain is a thing brother