Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-27-23 | Bill Burr

Bill rambles about 'Breakfast at Wimbledon', crying over the sink, and what he's listening to.
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[@monkeygraborange]

I love knowing that Billy is sitting in a room by himself, without a script just going off on whatever crosses his mind and yet there’s never a moment of downtime.

[@OldBaldWookiee]

And just the fact that he's alone in a room screaming 😂 or worse some one Is in the other room and just heres him shout every now n then

[@wrxhex]

@@OldBaldWookieeI’d love to be in the other room just hearing silence really then out of nowhere just like “…..a LADYYYYY” or some shit😂

[@OldBaldWookiee]

@@wrxhex right lol

[@alimetodista3459]

Why does the U.S have 31 months in a year and the rest of the world has 12?

[@OldBaldWookiee]

@@alimetodista3459 we have 12 too ?

[@marcuscorneliusaurelius6534]

Bill is still the GOAT of podcasters.

[@ncode03]

Many will mention Rogan. Numbers, Rogan is ahead but Rogan needs guests every podcast but Bill riffs off alone day in, day out. GOAT

[@michaelrichardson6569]

Ha! "Crying at the Sink" would be an awesome stand-up special name. 😁

[@robynvanhorn5602]

First song. Slamming the pot around so they know I'm angry 😂

[@tommarino69]

When I hear Bills wheezy laugh, I picture him in my head as a 90 yr old on a porch in a rocking chair with a tartan blanket around him 😂

[@IamJdTrent]

No WAY his angry ass lives to 90😂

[@SatelliteSoundLab]

I've heard it called "The QOTSA effect", where the first listen makes you question whether you even like the record and yet you feel strangely compelled to keep playing it. By the 3rd-5th time through, all the pieces fall into place in your subconscious and you realize you're listening to a sonic masterpiece. Sometimes it takes me a couple weeks or even a year to figure it out.

[@Phenom98]

Lullabies to paralyze is a masterpiece

[@brodebrode]

Queens of the Stone Age, that took me WAY to long to figure out 😄 imma listen to an album tomorrow

[@breakshot7451]

rated r is brilliant. playing a few racks pool and listen to the whole album. perfect evening

[@paulrupright4694]

I was at their 1998 gig at EMO’s in Austin for SXSW. Dan from Acid King played bass because Nick couldn’t leave California. Pretty unbelievable, awesome show.

[@urtrashgarbage2402]

my god so true

[@ChicanoChef11]

Bill talking about pop smoke is crazy lol got to love it!

[@exxusdrugstore300]

Seriously, never would have guessed he was gonna say that

[@jbthejeweler12]

That took me out. When he said "The other one I downloaded was called Meet The Woo" that raised an eyebrow and I was like "He must've made a mistake, no way Bills a Pop Smoke fan." But sure enough he is! That's crazy I dope. I once a couple years ago jokingly said my spirit animal would be a mix of Pop Smoke and Bill Burr and Bill saying this made it all come together for me.

[@lyxnick]

Buddha Bill 🤣

[@alexchang7169]

Awesome. the dishwashing part was gold 😂

[@prqshn]

Regarding dishes/dishwashers… I’ve finally given up telling my hawife “it’s a dishwasher, not a miracle worker.” Thanks Bill!

[@williambarringer6513]

Ew the food just gets stuck in the door it’s disgusting, next time you open that thing check down in the crack all the nasty stuff in there next to your “clean” dishes

[@SunAndMirror]

Bill if youre not exxagerating for comedic effect. I have permanent hyperacusis and tinnitus and it is not fun! if your ear is ringing and feels full, and if sound is painful, you need to protect your ears and give them a break. Thats your body warning you to take it EASH-ey ovah thea. lower your heart rate and eat healthy to help your body have a chance to prevent impending damage. and nap with earplugs youd be surpised at how loud the world is, and how refreshed your ears are after letting them rest. Its like...imagine taking a nap but with a flashlight shining in your eye. Thats what its like for our ear cause we dont have earlids. theyre always open. but theres too much noise pollution in the world. need a break. good luck bill, protect your ears everyone, tinnitus sucks, love ya

[@spine4youu]

We used to say fudge and fudgesicle when we were cleaning it up for the younger siblings and cousins.

[@coolbreeze3793]

Shoot!

[@doggiemike5773]

R.I.P POP SMOKE WOO LIFE 😔🍾🥂🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

[@coolbreeze3793]

Bill burr downloading meet the woo had me laughing no lie. Can never tell with billy boy.

[@LearnWithStephen]

Cannonball is great!!

[@jonnysins486]

Bill Burr met the woo, didn’t think I could love him any more than I already do

[@jeffreyscroggs3878]

..."Are You with me DR.Wu" ?...(Steely Dan). "Or Are You just a Shadow of a Man we Once knew,,,Nia;s Lovely ..yes She's Fine ....and You're an Ordinary Guy...Has she Finally Got To You "..?!....."Do you Hear Me Doctor,,,Can You Feel Me Dr..?...

[@ShemHarris420]

Having a diverse taste in music doesn't make you a lunatic, it makes you significantly more intelligent and interesting 😂

[@dakronikles]

Thx for the motivation bill!

[@IzzySoDope]

Wow bill mentioning pop smoke 😮💯💯

[@gregvilla3837]

Bill has been doing this so long he could easily do 3 hours

[@WP_3rd]

Ollllll' Billy boy, how arrrrrre ya?!

[@matthewkelso3280]

Quality entertainment

[@matthewbrechlin476]

Boy I was wicked quick

[@bkorbsquare]

The dish bit 😂😂😂

[@davefs25]

20:01 and now Billy boy teaches you how to lose the caaahps!🤣🤣

[@RafaSilva98]

Can't believe I'm actually gonna be able to see his stand up live. Been following you for so long so I can't wait for the day he comes to Athens

[@papablue3015]

Buried marriage feels! Faithfully married! Thats my life! 39 years and counting! 😮

[@davidschultz9635]

OMG the first 10 min.of this podcast is gold

[@cledesma135]

Yo i felt those opening lines lol.

[@GhostOfFishCabin]

Great description of humidity

[@jeffreyscroggs3878]

//..and I Concour as well,,,Great Explanation..Prof. Burr....".for when thee ol, DEW POINT has Reached..100%...(right),,,That of course is infact,,,,RAIN !!!man

[@silverowlthrifter]

Bill, you are unknowingly channeling the great spiritual leader Eckart Tolle…he too has a “nice”expression for all the idiots on the highway…you say “silly person “ he calls them “unenlightened worms”

[@Mastashakenbake]

LOL picturing him listening to Pop Smoke is fuckin hilarious

[@piperpilot26]

It's funny you mentioned telling approach that you didn't want to be with him anymore I was departing Martha's Vineyard the other week, and almost right after I was airborne, the tower handed me off to Boston without Boston actually knowing. When I called them up, they gave a typical Bill Burr response " Oh, great! Another plane that wants flight following." 🤣

[@MrRezRising]

Seeing you in Nov at MSG. Can't wait.

[@jimmysmith8663]

His last bit on the fake apology from his wife is amazing... She should hear it

[@NankerPhelge65]

Oh jeeezus, Billy beer nuts sounds like he should be doing daily podcasts!

[@reneefahner3486]

There’s tears in my dish water tonight without even a window to look out of .

[@jeffreyscroggs3878]

Type "Windows"/ Missing Persons ,,,in your search bar and Listen to one of my Favorite (Vintage 8990;s) Coolest Vibe and Lyrics from a Better TIME here ...

[@jeffreyscroggs3878]

Next....type .....Tears /Missing Persons ..(oddly enough) to Round Out and Level Your Day...ok there....Renee ! ....When ......All You Need is a Window to look thru...and /or..All you Have left to Give are ...Your Tears ! =dear=

[@reneefahner3486]

I remember that band now .. awesome!

[@user-fr1pm9gg2c]

Anyone know what song is playing at the very end?

[@spongle24]

Nope. Would like to know. Sounds like 80’s synth magic.

[@pamelamckoy7618]

Who has not cried at the sink? maybe it is the repetitive action of doing dishes, and then your brain goes into a calm place and then the PAIN comes to the forefront? regardless good talk

[@yushaamoreno6125]

oh my God at 51:20 is the most legendary example if bill literally rambling. i believe his exact words are dwebuh dwebb bb 😂

[@jeffreyscroggs3878]

shitz FIRE bro.

[@doggiemike5773]

"BRAKE UP TO MAKE UP THAT'S ALL WE DO FIRST YOU LOVE ME THEN YOU HATE ME IT'S A GAME FOR FOOLS"... THE STYLISTICS 😞🥁🎼🎵🎶

[@jeffreyscroggs3878]

.....clappity clap ,,clap;........(ding). 5 points.

[@1989NickyD]

Come on, Bill. I thought you were starting to "turn this franchise around"?! 😉

[@coolbreezy7092]

Hey Bill DMZ means demilitarized zone not Dead Man's zone Just letting you know

[@coolbreeze3793]

Oh Geeezus!!

[@shit_tiger]

Not to be confused with DBZ which is completely different.

[@gongqi67]

Freckled love.

[@maryc5783]

The way he speaks about Bradygate and the haters!😂😂😂

[@pezelbuda]

Imagine being that trucker and listening that your mail got through

[@joshuademase7981]

Soundcloud soon???

[@jbthejeweler12]

Can you imagine your driving down the road one day, stop at a stoplight, and hear someone blasting "Meet The Woo" by Pop Smoke? You look over to see who it is and see Bill fucking Burr! He's nodding his head to the beat, looks at you, gives ya the down head nod of respect, and pulls off.

[@brycelout2375]

In Times New Roman is the shit!

[@wilseph1]

I want to watch a live listen of 'Ol Billy listening to Meet the Woo

[@Obama_RuntzZ]

No way Billy boy fucking with the woo 💫

[@TamK79]

My fav! Can’t wait! 🎉🎉

[@lanceleader163]

Oh look at that it’s ol’ Billy Freckles.

[@adamfortune3574]

Lorena Bobbit did the willy chop and threw it out the car window in a field 😅

[@Scottaaa]

You spending more on diesel or jet fuel bill?

[@_Desiree_]

30:27 ❤ you too baby!

[@brofessormex]

Huxley wrote about these people the brave new world

[@BostonFreakFlag]

That wasn't the alladin tune , was it 😜

[@BostonFreakFlag]

Why aren't you mentioning Patrice Bergerons retirement , Bill ? 😅 Billey beer nuts , thanks as always

[@joestar6194]

You guys have been arguing with each other for 20 plus years. Life is too precious for that BS

[@Crowmother13]

Seriously. It's a very unhealthy relationship. I wish he had more respect for himself

[@joestar6194]

@@Crowmother13 He masks his pain with humor and I know we know very little about their marriage. But Nia seems to have no respect for him.

[@Dr650rob]

Is that how they came up with the saying jack squat

[@johnsimms8845]

Charlie!

[@ryanr5893]

Trucker here. Go Ravens

[@jeffreyscroggs3878]

..Cah CAH !

[@dougdouglas7486]

Bill listen to Four Horses by Passenger. Actually most by Passenger. Sometimes it’s 10 and sometimes it’s 20 listens before it hits you.

[@GR_BackingTracks]

I got kicked off the San Diego bus at 0:09...

[@shashir0930]

Nice

[@mikeelton3686]

Couldn't agree more on the ear thing it's like fuckin Niagara falls now!

[@irishsid13]

Good ol" Billy fresh nuts

[@marcoswest2797]

Sup bill 🎉🎉🎉

[@NankerPhelge65]

Sup

[@GhostOfFishCabin]

Land heats up and cools off very quicky....I have Sahara Desert and Peru on the phone.

[@GhostOfFishCabin]

Fake apologies are the funniest thing in the world. Learin not to cuss while apologizing also good

[@GhostOfFishCabin]

Do you know daysor project based

[@babaloo42]

If things fall through you can stay with me. I know it's Maine but I'm close to real stuff and I make amazing pizza.

[@dallassylvestre8155]

Approach to the landing strip Bill

[@user-mm8vw1ow1x]

Gitgoojeebugud gawd

[@SatansSimgma]

Hello there. Beautiful, 65, sunny day, here in the north/west coastal tip of California.

[@tonytaclay9390]

Listening to your podcast for years and especially when you team up with your wife and by all accounts you really got a really good marriage. Cuz you're not afraid to talk s*** to her and she's not afraid to talk s*** to

[@stephenbeltzner7736]

Advection brother 🦉❤️

[@randoooooooooooom]

we agree about a lot of stuff Bill but the fact you wont use dishwashers or think they dont clean well enough i just cant see. if your filter isnt clogged and the dishes have been rinsed, dishwashers legit work really well and save so much time and water

[@evanliveshere]

the trick is not to pre rinse. the detergent needs something to stick to. I second this comment. dishwashers are friends.

[@robynvanhorn5602]

Yeah and there is a heater for the water. There is no way my hands could be in that hot of water.

[@williambarringer6513]

I’ve never heard anything come out of his wife’s mouth that didn’t make me sick, maybe I’m just poor and jaded and it’s lack the of puntang talking but I think the point is still valid, keep her and every wife off these shows

[@forddriver8827]

Did you see the email I sent a few months back recommending ''Somethin Else''

[@aridogg2]

Acetate...acetate

[@likearollingstone007]

Billy blue balls simpin’

[@chrismagsmags]

TRAVIS TRITT!!

[@Splathew]

TRAVIS TRITT!

[@Franmurray1118]

Bro I can’t believe billy burr listens too pop smoke

[@tonytaclay9390]

You should do a stand-up I'm work out something with your wife and fake trash each other it would be hilarious

[@williambarringer6513]

Please no

[@GhostOfFishCabin]

Great helicopter pilot. I know it. Just to the environment 😊

[@jeffreyscroggs3878]

..they soon will call me ol. Billy Copter (or somthing much worse ).

[@DarkPesco]

How do you know the dude was learning English? Perhaps he ran what he wanted to say through an online translator and then just copied that? Maybe "salute kindly" is the translation of a specific expression they use in their native tongue in Romania....

[@TheWhitetailrancher]

Usually You have my complete attention, however I admit to having a very difficult time focusing on the podcast, IT IS SHARK WEEK!

[@jeffreyscroggs3878]

...tee hee...HA ! ..Dude ...aAAnd...it;s Pronounced like dis\..ShaAAahhK Weeeeak.. ..eh\ ? Kahhh ha ah Barr harr har diddyee HaH ! har..chuckle chuckle ....chordal..Chordle...guffahah.....& ...GUFFAH ...wheeew...oh damn..(ptttbbpttb)

[@jeffreyscroggs3878]

.."n the podcast....(ask him why Bill).... Y ?....CuZ....it's .ssSHAaaK Weeeak !

[@nomadman5288]

So, you showed self control and she hated that you didn't get emotional because that's the whole reason she did it to begin with. She realized she didn't get what she wanted and that's why she tried provoking you after. Gotta love the manipulation tactics there...

[@Crowmother13]

It's an abusive relationship. He deserves better.

[@jeffreyscroggs3878]

@@Crowmother13 no you mean Healthy....when ..you mispoke right now

[@ShemHarris420]

Cursing is fun simple as that, it's a shame that mainstream society will never acknowledge it tho 😢

[@colbancassian127]

1:13:35 ROMANIA MENTIONED

[@Gh7stx]

I thought I was the only one who got annoyed by that "film" Bill is describing over the dishes still that you can't really see lol I always like double wash the dish bc of that 😂

[@neatoneil-hv4bg]

There shouldn’t be ‘film’ over your dishes. Wtf Bill

[@hooksx]

Funny how rich people move to Southern California and fly helicopters.

[@tonymora9441]

The old bill would have put here in her place like a man😂😂😂😂

[@faith9150]

No sports talk please

[@jakethesnake4971]

Bill "global warming bothers me way too much" Burr

[@chriswrangler5680]

Pop smoke

[@gregjohnson7666]

Bill I know you fly helicopters but if the pilot and co pilot on a plane pass out can u land the plane. Andrew task Bill

[@dennisdorr4614]

Hi my

[@user-yf7sq6tp6p]

😊😊A😊😊😊😊

[@flyingsa]

Approach, I'd like to Terminate radar service, thank you good day sir

[@tristankrohn2942]

Idk man, perhaps she isn't so lovely?

[@Crowmother13]

She treats him badly