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[@sandrajohnson2489]

I would think that if someone caught a trout with their mouth, they should be on the news. Good for them! Lol.

[@MsZenia1]

😆

[@MarkMcNeel13]

sandra johnson The law about not finishing performances is hilarious 😂😂

[@Swnsasy]

sandra johnson That's what I was thinking! I'm like damn great job!😆

[@jeannierusso2134]

Wow . I think that's pretty damn amazing if somebody can catch a trout with their mouth they deserve to keep it cook it or put it back or whatever they'd like to do. Hell I probably couldn't even catch one with their all their right fishing equipment..🐠🐟🐬🦈🐋

[@chuckschenck3045]

After a hot date a few times I wake up in the morning with a trout in my mouth.

[@toestutch2962]

😂🤣😂🤣That knock knock joke in Montana almost made me shit in my moving car😂🤣😂🤣 I’m in tears laughing

[@anthonymazzocco9681]

As well as the death row in North Carolina 🤣🤣

[@mfrank3518]

Anyone that can catch a fish in their mouth should win a prize.

[@justanameonyourscreen5954]

Right...

[@MyCracker1234]

The prize being a fish..............Bears catch fish with their mouths all the time, it can't be that hard. Bears shit in the woods, so have i......If I can shit like a bear, I can do other bear things is what I'm trying to say.

[@Oshawott4096]

As a person living in PA, I will make it my life’s work

[@CinematriX_TX21]

The prize is free lodging and food

[@GlobalAdventurer]

Laughing at this is like exercise for my stomach.

[@jasonreardon241]

I knew this was going to be a good one.when vic put his seatbelt on.

[@jelloman80]

So fkn true, good call!!

[@proudmary3553]

Lmao 🤣

[@K1llum1nati]

Reason he puts his seat belt so that he doesn't get Rejected from the car lol

[@Carl-LaFong1618]

maybe he's driving a 2000 grand marquis. If you are PARKED with the engine running (to run the heater or AC) the seat belt buzzer keeps going off. BONG BONG BONG BONG. (vIc's voice) I'M FRIGGIN PARKED

[@jelloman80]

@@Carl-LaFong1618 lol

[@jaid2383]

I read that somewhere in America you aren't allowed to annoy a squirrel whilst it's looking for food. I have no words 🖐️😂 It's also illegal to marry your horse in about 24 states. Yup! Haha

[@grdray2138]

Pretty soon they'll arrest people for wiping their butt incorrectly.

[@lewilewis3944]

But what about other people's butts? It would put an end to my hobby.

[@tylerthebuda3133]

you should do stand up vic

[@noshow.7760]

ASS Paper SHORTages .

[@lewilewis3944]

@@noshow.7760 This wasn't Vic, and I can assure you that I write his best material, but he refuses to do any clubs outside NY and NJ. If my favourite prick/pussy would push the envelope we'd make a small fortune, but Netflix freaked him out by offering $10,00, 000 to not be in his house or car and he freaked, totally beat his wife. What can we do? We only fund shit until after the case, how do you think Bill Cosby did so well?

[@cliffroberts1774]

G R Dray I'm already going to court for this.

[@kishendooken1856]

"NEBRASKA! WHERE MY WIFE SLEEPS AND MY KIDS PLAY" - Vic Corleone

[@thomaswalsh4080]

Nice Godfather part II reference, WHERE MY WIFE SLEEPS! WHERE MY KIDS PLAY WITH THEIR TOYS!

[@waterfirelord]

I got the wrong idea when he said that.

[@frankpeter9145]

Also at 4:40 "I'm the hunted one", which is from the Godfather, where Sollozzo meets with Michael in the diner.

[@mycorvettelife]

You can’t pump your own gas in Oregon either.

[@Dlf212]

If these came about during the depression in the 30's I guess I could potentially understand it for like a case like that . . . .

[@RetroHellspawn]

@@Dlf212 Apparently it was enacted in Oregon in 1951. I was looking it up to double check that Oregon has that law and found that out. It's still a stupid law, I actually forgot that was a thing until I went to Oregon for the first time and got freaked out because some guy just came up to my car out of nowhere! I remembered quickly, but it still freaked me out at first. 😂

[@donaldcampbell9483]

Hey it gives people jobs and when it's raining you just put down the window a bit and say fill it up lol

[@rickperry3165]

Yes! Lol........ I was driving through Oregon and stopped off at a gas station. Got out of my car, picked up the gas pump and next thing I know, I got some gas station employee freaking out on me because it was illegal to pump my own gas!! Literally freaking out. Then it got even worse when I told him I lived in another state and I was just passing through. He went on to say he wanted to call the police and I should learn my lesson....... he never did but I tell you what, we had one hell of a heated argument. A day I will never forget..........

[@RetroHellspawn]

@@donaldcampbell9483 For sure, not disagreeing with that. In fact I was even thinking one way it's beneficial is for times like these, you can get your car filled without having to touch the pump which dozens of other people touched that same day. :P

[@andreacravinhos9603]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 I also have the Italian temper. My husband doesn't get it. He runs the other way, LOL!!!!

[@OriginalGlorfindel]

My stepfather is Sicilian, he doesn't understand my mother's (and mine) German temper very well, cuz we shut down and blank out emotionally to protect our fuse. However, if a German gets very quiet and you don't back off, you'll see the viking temper and a Sicilian can admire that kind of rage. He know understands how berserkers are possible...lol

[@spacetoilet]

Hahaha!! “ WHO TAKES A SHIT IN A MOVING CAR!!” Love you Vic

[@theonlyexpert]

The laws are a reflection of lawmakers who are a reflection of the wisdom (or lack thereof) of the people who voted for them. Want change? Start with yourself.

[@frenchweewee4444]

agree!

[@Loumains]

theonlyexpert so true scripture even says about governments,professing themselves to be wise they became fools 😇

[@theonlyexpert]

@Eric Sledge You're right, the Pilgrims should have just stayed in England.

[@grantrodgers2470]

people will be in the fema camp gulags..and still be praising their CAESAR...while begging for more oppression...thinking they are free...while diligently searching for someone to snitch on..

[@jusdat1278]

It's funny how you still think our vote will make anything different. Fact is they are selected not elected.

[@downhilldaddy9346]

That mutants part killed me😂

[@CamilleOlivia]

OHMYGOD! You are now my daily go to for a lift-me-up. Honest to god, Vic. You crack me UP.

[@HellcatMad]

"WHO TAKES A SHIT IN A MOVING CAR" i am dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@ic_clearly]

When I hear people sing " In the land of the free, and the home of the.... Brave..... I just want to wring their necks!..

[@sooph1e]

The national anthem now sounds like straight up sarcasm

[@humoroustumor]

Yeah more like land of the poor working class and home to corrupt politics.

[@ericmendez5815]

IC Clearly. Sort of like Americans drinking Budweiser wrapped in a US flag on 4th of July after it was sold to some European company.

[@theangryquad3127]

You realize those are the people who oppose these laws right?

[@ewaldbracko1534]

And Vic nailed another one!

[@Confidentman69]

Vic, absolutely nailed it again!!💯🎯

[@divinecomedy0]

I'm cracking up here! Oh Vic, you are a unique gem of a human being. You have such a refreshing way to call out all that's bonkers with what's going on. I love how you buckle up. Is it for your safety or ours? 😁 You're awesome!!

[@mrs.alchemist143]

This made me feel better!!! Yoooooooo i cant!!! Your the best🤣🤣😂😂🤣🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@johnstevens2972]

Love how you threw the Godftaher part 2 reference in there.

[@onemangang2010]

Kid: MOM! Vic's yelling in the car again

[@kadejito1]

0:11 You know what cracks me up? Vic putting on his seatbelt before one of these rants. Just seeing that made me say, "Uh oh...we're really in for it this time" 👀🤣🤣🤣

[@pacmanghostbutt9398]

The one I've laughed the hardest is few years back about Kim Kardashian getting robbed

[@abrackensick]

Oregon can’t put their own gas either. They call it a jobs issue.

[@jwilliamson619]

OreGONE

[@susannaskye8419]

We can now...because of the corona, go figure...a million hands on the pumps are better than one 🙄

[@chiledoug]

Actually since Jan 2018 you can pump your own gas in rural areas

[@toddjenest3212]

We need more segments like this one. There are THOUSANDS of dumb laws still on the books.

[@IrnMaiden304]

I pump my own gas when I'm in NJ on my motorcycles all the time, no one ever tells me I can't ... Are motorcycles an exception ?

[@dritt-drittpaniagua739]

Can I get an emoji that does a Vic... God bless you Vic

[@ChrisAlvarezAlvarezImaging]

If I'm not mistaken, its illegal in Florida to shower naked. Let that "soak in" ;)

[@bloxknight1145]

Chris Alvarez yeah.. Bcs the governement is watching yk XD

[@amyholley4331]

I see what you did there.😆😅😂😉👍

[@newfie_miata]

Hahaha "soak in" that's funny right there

[@OriginalGlorfindel]

I think its meant for the outdoor showers, but hey, nobody actually pays attention to the laws in FL anyway....yellow light means "go faster, pedal down, run like hell" ....idk why...?

[@OriginalGlorfindel]

@@kingfishr4207 I've been living here nearly 35 years, born and raised. While old farts are medicated and slowpokes in overpriced cars; I see a lot of ppl of all ages run the yellow, they actually get mad when the driver ahead stops at a yellow. Crazy, lol

[@mml1426]

I loved the Michael Corleone “In my home” hahahahaha

[@julie-anne1772]

I love the way you present the truth with such humour 😂. 😂😂😂😂

[@julie-anne1772]

😂

[@drugmonkeyrx7965]

Knock Knock Joke was off the charts LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@ccwstraightshooter9761]

Oh.... you missed these, GEORGIA: In the state of Georgia, it is illegal to keep donkeys in bathtubs. ARIZONA: However, in Arizona it’s okay to let your donkey stand in the tub, but they cannot sleep in the bathtub. MASSACHUSETTS: It is against the law in the Bay State to go to bed without taking a bath first. ARKANSAS: It is illegal to place alligators in bathtubs. CALIFORNIA: In the city of Los Angeles, bathing two babies in the same tub at the same time will earn the bather a fine. It is also illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub in California. INDIANA: In the Hoosier State, it is illegal to take a bath from October to March. PENNSYLVANIA: Watch out shower singers, no arias in these bathtubs. You may not sing in the bathtub in the state of Pennsylvania. VERMONT: In the city of Barre, residents must bathe on Saturday nights. SOUTH CAROLINA: Horses may not be held in bathtubs.

[@mauritiusdunfagel9473]

The “google machine” . I love it!

[@czerwonylisek]

In New Jersey we don't want to pump gas. It's better to relax in car.

[@xchopp]

In New Jersey we don't want to pump gas, we want to connect electrons and relax at home with a nice smooth whisky.

[@theonlyexpert]

Who exactly is "we"? Is there more than 1 of you in there? lol

[@czerwonylisek]

@@theonlyexpert WE THE PEOPLE

[@theonlyexpert]

​@@czerwonylisek I prefer you not speak for me, and just speak for yourself. Also, living in the 49th least Freest state of the Union, probably not the best idea to quote the US Constitution to support the fact NJ does not give you freedom to even pump your own gas.

[@czerwonylisek]

@@theonlyexpert Go back to Russia. Planty of freedom there.

[@lexbroken8101]

I always catch trout with my mouth, don't rat me out.

[@tonydixon3019]

Trouser trout? Lmao!

[@SoaringEagle1]

Goony Goo Goo....

[@richardcole6690]

@@tonydixon3019 that made me chuckle... Lol good one

[@luiswiley372]

Here’s one for you Vic, I lived in Little Rock, Arkansas. According to their state website, it’s illegal to mispronounce the states name and Waiting in line at the drive-thru at night? Better not honk your horn if you get impatient. In both Little Rock (Sec. 18-54) and Fort Smith (Sec. 16-45), it's illegal to sound the horn on a vehicle after 9 p.m. at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served.

[@catheerineflannigan3321]

yes-good one. here in nys greenich village it is posted on street that you can not blow your horn. NO noise polution.

[@lisabates8982]

You kill me💣...where do you come up with these things👍💥💫....I cracked up...😂😂

[@hamhocksandflipflopsfarms]

Whaling is against the law in Oklahoma. It's also against the law to carry a glass fish bowl on any public transportation.

[@rickperry3165]

Whaling is illegal in the great state of Michigan too!!! Lmao

[@hamhocksandflipflopsfarms]

@@rickperry3165 WTF? LOL

[@itsphilz]

another strange and real law: In Georgia, no one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

[@valnnoahjohnson5884]

Dont forget the one where you can't bath your ass in your bathtub either here n Georgia! Lmao

[@nathaliedaceus8654]

Ice cream cones in pockets law is to prevent horse thieves from stealing your horse. The animal will lick the ice cream and follow as the person walks away.

[@danperlman3185]

"My friend my friend put the lever down"....lol I live in Jersey and travel to MD once in awhile ...I laughed so hard at this bit... OMG funny funny funny

[@chizz06]

Good job Vic. You’ll be at 350k soon you deserve it.

[@pacmanghostbutt9398]

He deserves 1million hes the best my favorite is his one about Kim Kardashian getting robbed. I die laughing

[@MORNINGSTAR190]

I love Italians like this💀💀💀💀💀

[@nwbudro9210]

Oregonian here. We're not allowed to pump our own gas either. The law about throwing poop from a moving a vehicle doesn't say "poop" but "human waste." It was written with the common trucker practice of peeing in a bottle and throwing the bottle out in mind.

[@matttrella262]

Love it Vic! Thank you for making the laughs... love the laws you really can’t fix stupid.

[@angiealexis3717]

Thanks, I needed a good laugh! Keep them coming! :'D

[@tickedoffsheikh8587]

Thank you for bringing us up to date when these facts in the most funny way.

[@Gth97124]

We can't pump our own gas in Oregon.

[@influxcreativeventures1247]

I was just going to say that. lol Every time I go down to Oregon, I get super confused. I start getting out of my car and the attendant looks at me with a stare like I just killed his family or something. Oh crap.. sorry sorry. It's at that point I hope he notices the WA license plate, where we don't have gas station attendants. The worst thing that happened, was once I forgot to shut my car off when the attendant started pumping. I drive a hybrid, so it sits on the battery most of the time if it's stationary. I didn't notice until he gave me the receipt and I tried to start the car to find it was already 'started'. ummmm oops. I'm glad it didn't fire up the ICE (only happens if it's been idling for 20 or more min and the hybrid battery gets run out). I just am so not used to having to shut the car off when I'm sitting in it. That could have ended badly.

[@ShortbusMooner]

We're the only ones that can change this!! VOTE!!

[@guibox3]

These are laws that have been created sometimes over a hundred years ago. It's not like the latest Democrat or Republican politician just created them. Nobody gives a crap enough about obsolete laws to take them off the books let alone enforce them. 'voting' will have no effect on this area.

[@guibox3]

Ha ha!! Love the 'Godfather' references with the Nebraska and New Jersey ones!

[@MarijnvdSterre]

Catching a fish with your mouth should get you some sort of medal, it would be f*ing impressive!

[@dorothystarling4583]

In Kentucky, no matter how much you've had to drink, you're not considered drunk until you can no longer stand up 😂

[@pembot123]

Vick has clearly never seen a Jackass movie. 😂

[@tsadkiel2008]

Freaking Love this dude!

[@oakpoacher433]

Vic:"Who takes a shit in a moving car?" Me: looks down at floor and mumbles "only three times"

[@lanceladue2818]

I love it ..rock on Vic...God bless...

[@ve3lty]

OMFG... never laughed so hard in my life 😂 Vic... you’re awesome man 😆

[@tavaramirez668]

Hi Vic! Loving this so damn much.

[@jamespfizenmayer6570]

Your the best Vic.

[@labigs]

Jun 26, 2019 this was posted,then Feb 8, 2020 ????

[@linehandibew6205]

labigs1 May 8

[@mylovesongs2429]

I love Vic's videos. I wonder why he is resorting to posting re-runs. He can make a video that has my twitter in hysterics in two minutes! What's going on?

[@Ivartshiva]

This explains why it was shtick instead of clear-view politics with an edge

[@labigs]

OH no maybe he has cov19 and wont tell us ....oooooooooo, Maybe his wife killed him and is not telling us ,,,,,,,,,

[@cobosigatti5881]

This cracked me up, I couldn't stop laughing 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 Vic is The Best!! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👐

[@proudmary3553]

He's so fooking hilarious 🤣 ❤

[@wrongwayfeldman5393]

LMAO good vid Vic

[@TechSword]

"Knock knock! Who's there? Fuck you!" My favorite knock-knock joke.

[@trooperthatsall5250]

Yeeehaaa Vic came up on my feed, I'll strap myself in for this one. Not disappointed ~Trooper

[@davehamilton8034]

What kind of margarita has rum in it? Lol!!

[@mariemerchel2508]

The good kind, duh! lol

[@davehamilton8034]

@@mariemerchel2508 Remind me not to drink margaritas you make. Everybody knows ya make margarita with tequila! DUH!! Lol!!

[@mariemerchel2508]

@@davehamilton8034 haha!.. apparently there's more than one way to skin a cat and Vic said it's tasty.. I'm willing to try it at least! :)

[@davehamilton8034]

@@mariemerchel2508 You're a good sport, Marie! Have a great Mother's Day! Peace!✌

[@mariemerchel2508]

@@davehamilton8034 Haha! You too of course! :)

[@timeverett7828]

In Portland Oregon you cannot pump your own gas!

[@awetnehafashe4314]

3:06 😮 he’s not finished yet 👍🏽

[@chadmelvin6332]

Love ya vic keep it up man

[@DPSARAUJO]

Great video thanks 😂

[@Imagineitwrite123]

I had an older lady from NJ ask how to use a gas pump once, she told me she's never had to pump her own gas. Lol. Now I know why.

[@JamesXcapesNY]

One of the best Comedians before us, people... blooming, like a rose 🌹🤣😂🤣😂.... fuckin crack me up Vic... oh thank God We All need the laughs 😆😆😆

[@justthefactsmedia3168]

LMAO....thank you. We need to laugh right now....

[@alistairhartley2988]

I love Vic

[@rogermg80]

If somebody get a trout with his mouth,. Hellooo!!!. You just find Gollum

[@luist8868]

Man, you are hilarious!

[@kenbuck2293]

Hahahah loved that bingo joke

[@Chosen1Ras]

Great Video Vic👍🏽

[@joeheggers5733]

CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!

[@CaseyAngelicaHardy]

I’m literally crying 😂😂😂

[@justinm6143]

“Who shits in a moving car?” Junior shit in my moving car just last week!

[@onlywhenprovoked]

If you can catch a fish with your mouth you could have a tv show. Take the ticket and kick off your new career on the local news.

[@FoulBundy]

Godfather 2 reference was golden.

[@Keyfer62]

This guy is good, made me think of Jerry Stiller with his ranting.

[@Summersue]

😂😂😂😂😂 Vic, your hilarious 😘

[@Jo-wl5fj]

Brilliant!!!

[@disinterestedperson]

Until this Coronavirus here in Oregon we couldn't pump our own gas either.

[@joeyseeds2039]

Your the friggin best !

[@njrtech]

Vic your awesome 👌

[@ajohnson153]

I had to help a New Jersey Mutant learn how to pump her own gas at a gas station once. It was bewildering to me that a human being could survive to adulthood without learning how to pump their own gas.

[@sunshineii9472]

That look after he said Ore-gone!

[@michellemeyer1214]

Vic you’re the best!

[@cherylturgeon6237]

I still say “ Vic for President “!!!👍🏻

[@124adams]

pumping my gas was at the top of my " Reasons to leave New Joisey" back in 1980 when I moved to Chicago...

[@Carsuae7]

You are so true! Keep going!

[@timothyruch747]

LMAO! Good stuff

[@wyntresorrow403]

The rest of us figured out how to pump our own gas without blowing ourselves up. Maybe Jersey needs to learn. Lol

[@petenation3794]

In Kennesaw , GA- You HAVE TO OWN A GUN! = best dumbest law ever !🇺🇸

[@HeloNova]

Knock, knock, who’s there???? 🤣🤣🤣☠️😹🤧

[@mikem-uz3zv]

“ I’m the hunted one “ - Vic Sollozzo