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[@ralphseewald4069]

Inside every 60 year old is a 20 year old wondering what happened

[@jntj3007]

LOL!

[@videoproboston2450]

So true. I'm 56 and everyday I look into the mirror I say that. My dad used to say we're all heading over the same cliff.

[@vikitheviki]

Couldn't agree more..

[@theodoreroberts3407]

Every time. Yourh goes quickly. One morning you're 20, next morning 28, next 42, next 60. Live it well, gather the happy memories and stop and smell the roses every now and then.

[@entrthedragon]

Love how they used to romanticize about getting older. The best is yet to come! Who was believing that BS?

[@ABBY-ml2rq]

While I limped this morning because of a bad knee, my 92 year old mother laughed at me and asked "now do you believe me?".

[@MrJohnnyDistortion]

I'm 60 and played competetive ice hockey for 25 years and my knees are fine. Most of the time.😆

[@jspencer4658]

One thing keeps going through my mind the entire time I watch one of these videos: "His blood pressure pills must be world class."

[@jeffreycherep8264]

Nah,his blood pressure is probably generally good. He gets it all out in these videos. Your bp goes up when you hold that shit in.

[@tyronemitchell2262]

I be thinking the same thing his blood pressure

[@azraelangel7066]

For comedians like him nope.

[@billglick989]

I am currently 59 3/4 years old. This, this is my head. Thank you Vic. Grumpy Prople rock!!!

[@greatesttoysevermade3693]

No hair where I need it, and hair where I don’t need it.

[@electron7659]

LOL 😂 Exactly.....THAT'S what tics ME off.

[@azraelangel7066]

@@electron7659 lmao

[@autisticpatty1]

2 things why Vic shouldn’t drink more water when he has a cramp while sleeping 1. He doesn’t wanna get up every 15 minutes to take a piss cause then he’s gonna wake his wife up 2. If he keeps taking a piss, he’ll maybe injure himself while taking a piss cause he’s now 60 years old

[@ozrob8726]

"Wait, look at me...this is you" Haaaa! The young think it's never going to happen.

[@SJ-vb3tg]

My man, I'm 52 and absolutely feel your pain

[@LeesaDeAndrea]

I never thought, when I was young, that getting up from sitting would become a major workout.

[@lots3799]

I'm 66 ,5 ft9" 220. Never thought cutting your toenails would be impossible. You'd have to have 6 pack abs to do it. A big gut from all the beer you drank,and all the pasta and bread you ate , is making you pay .

[@brianbell8698]

I feel you brother! Im 55 and work in a tube mill. Every night in bed my hamstrings cramp and I wake up to piss like 3 times! I gotta sit all crooked on the toilet or I start cramping and it cuts my piss straight off. If I take a dump I throw my shoulder out wiping so I gotta side wipe and that makes my back hurt! In the meantime my balls are screaming at me because I sit on them when I sit down on the toilet! It sucks growing old buddy! I completely relate

[@lindamercantini5731]

For your cramps try a banana, or orange juice sounds like low potassium!!!!!!

[@rage6382]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 so true

[@karlregan5276]

I have to do both potassium and magnesium supplements to stop this nonsense. And yep, also drink water and so the middle of the night pee.

[@kevinfitzpatrick5068]

Vic, yes another point of getting older getting CRANKY!!!

[@Paula-go3tl]

Pulled my back while getting out of bed so bad I was stuck in bed for a week. I wake up every night to go two or three times. Now I understand why old people look so tired. We dont get to sleep. Getting old really stinks

[@CARLOGONZO]

This one is a Classic. Love it ! Hey, Maybe you need to get a larger toilet seat from HomeGoods, it could improve your range of motion. Lol

[@joanoama]

Turning 70 in June. The struggle is real.

[@charliemarx6537]

I gottla tell ya Vic, this shit, no pun intended, has been happening to me. I'm 49. Back in 2012 i was wheelchair bound for 3 weeks cause of Sciatica, mind u i was only 40🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️. Love ya Vic!

[@theodoreroberts3407]

Oh yeah, getting older is an adventure! You never know how your body's going to work today. Yesterday was your best day. You young folks, hope and wish to get old, like that young guy Vic. 😉

[@sonicgauge1]

Lol when were young there's storys attached to our injurys, "I was skiing, I was in an accedent, I was in a fight, etc.. but now, yep, no story, just random for no apparent reason at all it is like,, umm I woke up this way/I have no idea, or I was pushing a shopping cart and outa nowhere bAm I'm outa commission.. so I make shit up when I need to 😂

[@RayRayJr.]

My Father is 61, and every time he sits down in his chair he says "Ahhhhhh". When he gets up he has to rock himself forward a couple times to get up out the chair, and says "Ahhhhhh". Always making some noise when he moves. It's hilarious.

[@herglawrmr33]

Im only 36 but I feel aging becoming a thing. My stomach and bowels are beginning to show me karma. To be young again...

[@nickhammer6408]

Dude work on your diet and digestive issues. Your to young.

[@minwah1]

Try magnesium for the cramps.....so fucking funny. I'm literally typing this as you start to go off. Jesus christ....but it actually works....fucking hell....I'm dying.

[@stevenbeaucaire1161]

OMG I can relate. When you turn a certain age it’s like someone flip the old switch and things change overnight...so freaking strange I tell you. Keep up the great work 🤣😂

[@billtribble2904]

Hey Vic, when I was in my teens and having a bad day my Mom would say: "The first 100 years are the hardest." Great encouragement, eh? 🤔

[@sylvaan02wrx65]

I feel ya, brother. I'm in my forties. MY FORTIES. And a couple weeks ago I tweaked my neck wiping MY ass

[@clausbohm9807]

Hey, my parents never told me about this crap of getting older, even in good shape at 63 I feel the pain here and there. Amen Vic ... EXACTLY! laughed my ass off at the end!!!!

[@biglobowski7885]

Father Time is undefeated 😂😂😂

[@fomavictorevitch]

This is a very good one, well done Vic!

[@robertchatelois7055]

I felt this...in my lower back and upper shoulders

[@kenpalmer9536]

Keep them coming Vic. Wait,it gets better.

[@pattymankowski8200]

Wait till 65 vic,more fun in-store but so happy you can tell us this fun!! Love ya Vic

[@kordoliver]

Hiya Vic, Spring in the air here I sneezed and threw my neck out last week then on the way to walk into the store I get a cramp in my knee never had before so I hell walk it off but no I get one in both knees and it takes me too the ground and now have people running toward me thinking I'm having a stroke , In the mess of this I'm having leg cramps they tried too help god bless them but that made it worse , I feel your pain take care and be safe

[@pavloosh]

Thanks for the laugh Vic. We hear you and we love you. You are not alone.

[@JCM5th]

lol the "and bam!" had me cryin vic

[@vindivergilio3482]

You hit the nail on the head, Vic. I never had those awful leg cramps til I hit 50! And nobody ever told me that after 45, I'd have more hair growing from my ears than on my head & balls combined!! What can a man do??

[@Kv-pk2st]

Oh sh#%. That was freakin hysterical laughing so hard I damn near pissed myself

[@HeronCoyote1234]

I was laughing so hard, I’m glad there were subtitles! When I turned 65 six months ago, everything started hurting. And waking me up at night. And making me walk like a crippled drunk. Wtf?? I’m surprised doing this segment didn’t throw your back out. (My back goes out more than I do!)

[@KMuse-zr8kj]

I noticed that to when I turned 60! LOL My back hurts all day everyday. Stomach issues, etc etc...

[@nickcef]

Lesson number 1: Always stand up first before you wipe yer ass! Reaching for the paper sitting down will get you every time!

[@keithhyde5961]

Only 51, and have the same problems. I feel your pain literally. Great video, Vic!

[@antykomunist1918]

Typical NewYorker 😂😂😂 GOD BLESS

[@sheilatrimble6138]

Good morning, Vic! Have a Wonderful Day! (Ageing is Kicking my Ass!) 🙄😉

[@alltwocustomz6829]

One thing about getting older . You can tell People how it is. (Former survivor of schitt's Creek) Thanks Vic for all the good laughs. You're the best.

[@jnlione1]

Very ,VERY true... I'm 47 & this has already been happening... Its crazy... Great video, Vic... Keepem coming... 😉😉😉🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@richwiley8960]

Yes my friend getting older definitely is nothing fun! I've noticed now at 51, my joints are TRULY letting me know the true price for all those years playing sports, just being young and POW the aches and pains just completely take OVER! The lower back, the knees, etc all just ganging up and just completely hitting at those times you least likely expect it! But I have learned, being humble, grateful and positive does help as do the one a day vitamins my wife has finally won the war having me take every day! Try to relax my friend and definitely keep that voice loud and completely one that TRULY is one that keeps things flowing in this crazy world! Glass raised to ya as always!!

[@robynbrennan8558]

I’m not a fan of vitamins, I try to eat my nutrients...bananas have magnesium. 😌

[@markbrownner6565]

too much sugar....

[@robynbrennan8558]

Yes, bananas can have up to 40grams of sugar...you can get high magnesium from nuts and some beans. 🤷‍♀️

[@karlregan5276]

Another issue is all our food is grown in depleted soils so the nutrition you THINK should be there really isnt.

[@angelcarattini2461]

All of a sudden my life seems soooooooooooo much better....thanks vic.

[@wasagageorge2610]

I've had calf cramps since my 20's not so much lately, i'm 58. good video vic!!

[@gusgus8134]

This is my church. Thanks pastor Vic!

[@tombroadfield703]

Another great video by the king of comedy Vic DiBitetto 🇨🇦👑🇺🇸❤️

[@13thgenerationamerican51]

Oh Vic, you’re only 60. Wait til 68. Sending this to older brother Dave, 73, who told me recently he spends 30 min each morning in the bathroom. Lord.....

[@lisakazmier9361]

I am right there with you...it is like you are in my head spewing out my words...Haaaaaa

[@oliverthatcherwatson]

You look phenomenal for 60. Keep speaking fax and being funny, you’re awesome

[@blairskimo7596]

In real Life VIC is really chill and this is all an act LOL !

[@rctracey5390]

I just laughed my ass off over here!

[@dominicanbiker]

I understand what you are saying life sucks as you get older

[@mikefruhstuck2155]

Nap injuries! That's what ticks me off!

[@thebrinx9632]

@4:20 thanks Vic...I actually laughed so hard, I pissed myself (it was totally worth it)

[@jimbo9446]

I turn sixty next week. I bought myself a birthday present. A nose and ear hair trimmer. Wow! I'm a wild man!

[@doc693]

As a 52 yo male I am laughing my ass off.

[@villainousone486]

Hey Vic, you know what ticks me off? Watching your videos and laughing so hard that my stomach cramps. I've been watching your videos for about a year and this has got to be the funniest one of them all. Keep the laughs coming. 😂

[@Onihikage]

Growing old is just the slow process of dying! Shit you'd do to train for a marathon when you were 20 becomes mandatory to function normally when you're 60. I'm only 30, but my joints are already fucked, so I can see how it's gonna go for me. Vic, when I'm 60, I wager I'll be lucky to still have 10% of your hustle! Keep it up!

[@evanwarren4083]

I love this old house, and as a builder I like the interactive segments

[@rjc7289]

Those Charlie horse cramps you get while sleeping are the worst! Plus, I'm also on water pills, so I get up at least 2 or 3 times during the night to go #1.

[@mwilson772]

This is your funniest video ever! I’m almost peeing laughing

[@gleasonnews510]

I'm 55 and understand. Justin happened exactly to me yesterday oh then next you think you're done peeing. Wrong.🤣.

[@theuniquebean]

I feel ya Vic. I banana before bed works wonders with the cramps tho and maybe a bidet? Lol I love you man. Sending you a big ol hug💕

[@kelly6739]

OMGGG my blood pressure went up 10 fold, watching this LOL.

[@debrarosenberg5200]

My back went out when just sitting on the toilet ‼️

[@ittybittyyadira]

Your spit going everywhere is cracking me up in conjunction with what you’re saying, hahaha I feel you😆

[@paddymaluco]

I likey your facey. Very nice.

[@ittybittyyadira]

@@paddymaluco thanks:)

[@paddymaluco]

@@ittybittyyadira Your a flower among the weeds. Beleza.

[@ittybittyyadira]

@@paddymaluco oh dang I’m all that!I’m flattered thank you once more;)

[@paddymaluco]

@@ittybittyyadira The eyes have it . Not to mention the rest . Natural . No fake crap.

[@WaliJpresents]

I'm 59 and I'm taking a shit while watching this. I have to be extra careful wiping my ass now?!!! Man screw gettin old! But I do consider the alternative. LOL Love ya, Vic!

[@mariap3911]

I’m an RN. Just one small glass of regular tonic water a day will stop the calf cramps. Love your videos. Stay safe.

[@Henry-wz9es]

The back was injured from something you did earlier. It manifested itself when you were on the pooper. Like the time I broke my tooth biting into a piece of soft white bread. The dentist told me that it wasn't the bread that damaged my tooth. It was something I took a bite on earlier.

[@NemesisEnforcer7.62]

Vic 2024!🇺🇸 I would be worth it just to see the Presidential debate with Boe Jiden.

[@don.richard8823]

Telling it like it is! 🤣👍

[@samuelnougat7592]

i thought it was raining for a second at 4:17

[@Pooknottin]

Oh, I get it and I'm only 40. Best of Vic.

[@nickhammer6408]

I came to the same conclusion but it started in on me in my 40s and the progression Sadly was inevitable, Hey you play hard and work hard it takes its toll. As for the new 40 new 50 the new 60. No I like how Tyson said it everybody has got a plan till they get hit. So true.

[@cherylkramer2534]

😂😂😂😂😂this is so true Vic!!

[@rrf482012]

There is going to be a little DNA on the dash Vic!!.....lol I wanted to wear a full face shield watching this video....hahaha

[@mikeupton5406]

Periodic table.......rollin Kookla Fran and Ollie help me get off the floor I'm 62....

[@patriciabuck835]

A delight, as usual! I DO understand! I will be 68 in this coming June and I acknowledge that there are parts of my body that function or dysfunction as they please...sans me!

[@jamesrivera6068]

Funny shit. He's so right. Pulling a hammy or calf in the middle of the night is so painful. And pissing 3x a night is factual.😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[@mylovesongs2429]

i am the same way, Vic! I can't drink too much water or i will be pissing every few hours. If i drink soda, it's different. i don't need to piss that often, but the caffeine will keep me awake. 🙄 After work, i go out to eat, for tacos, or a steak dinner. Sometimes, when i get home, my legs start cramping up. I don't know why. Getting old sucks! I remember a funny line from a comedian i saw at a comedy club. He was talking about getting old. He said "The other day, i pulled a muscle in the bathroom...for 15 minutes!" 🤣

[@nrusso967]

Vic, I threw my back out coughing from pneumonia. I thought to myself, "Body, you gotta be kidding me, really?!" I'm scared to turn 61 next year! Now what'll that bring?!

[@spydaman2022]

Yes yes yes I'm only 43 and I used to get calf cramps in the middle of the night all of the time so painful I had to scream… I didn't do anything different with my diet they just went away on their own… I do smoke a little pot though… Maybe that helps

[@darrenclarke4671]

Get a mineral complex from GNC, or somewhere. Drink a shot of Mr. Braggs Apple Cider Vinegar with some honey and freshly squeezed lemon juice. This combo helps alot.

[@AliceMulle]

I love it Vic

[@ShortbusMooner]

LOL! That was funny- but I'm laughing in an empathetic way! My dad has the same problem with the leg cramps- but not as much since he's been eating a banana every morning. Now, the back thing? The pooping strained some nerves, then doing the wipe-twist pinched them. I know you don't want to hear it, but yeah- do some stretching exercises in the morning before the pooping. Other than that- you look healthy with that sun you got down here in Florida. Hope you come do a Tampa gig soon! (hint, hint) 😉☺

[@cubannel12]

LOL. Oh Yea Vic you hit the nail on the head. Getting cramps when you least expect them and pissing your life away every half hour on the hour is some of those frustrating things that happens when getting older. Wait till you go to the store and a bag of Depends is on the to get list. You know besides the special on zink, and a multivitamin called silver. Silver is supposed to mean the one step closer to the golden years more like the silver you need to kill the werewolf we are becoming with all that hair growing out of wherever. Makes me wonder what is to come in the golden years.

[@katstephens6571]

Darlin I threw mine out getting out of bed. Lol. Im still 59.

[@mjblue84]

Vic, I'm pushing 67...it gets worse by the day. I sprained 2 toes just putting on jeans the other morning. And the piss thing...4 times during the night is the usual...LOL!!!

[@debbiebee5877]

I turned 54 and everyday there's a steady bowel movement is a good day...lol. Plus I want to change my name to Rice Krispies because every time I move everything snaps, crackles, and pops!

[@joelapera3680]

so true my friend

[@Rmnorton81]

You are epic sir. I was laughing so hard I almost threw up. Guess that comes with getting older too 😂

[@kathleenpizarro3547]

Yea i hear ya vic i get cramps in my legs at least 3 times a week sucks vic and back holly molly ive done that too hang in there lol

[@coachanunez7193]

I'm sitting on a massage mat while watching this video.I blew out my back a couple days ago lol

[@mesfromusa]

Vic, you are just the best. In a world that's going BS [bat-sh*t] crazy, I feel your pain...but you're making me cry with laughter. A Happy Hanukkah to you and yours!

[@davehendricks4824]

New exercise Vic. Sit on the toilet. Pretend to pull off the roll. Pretend to wipe. Repeat. Getting up at nite? Put a cork int it.😁✌️

[@tedsterrett7204]

Hey Vic welcome to the club brother... the key to reversing aging is to walk backwards. We can still pass for 57!

[@TonyGeremia]

I'm clipping 69 years this August and let me tell you, this isn't easy aging. With my hearing going and tinnitus setting in 24/7, rechargeable hearing aids, yay, the fact that if I sit for more than 5 minutes, my joints hurt like I just worked out for the first time in years. It's no fun at all aging.

[@61loneviking]

Yep. I turned 60 this year with a new artificial knee. I completely understand!

[@michelle60134]

So true same thing happened to me