Tig Notaro & Jon Dore Deconstruct Goldilocks | CONAN on TBS

Jon just wants to tell a simple story but Tig has too many questions.
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Tig Notaro & Jon Dore Deconstruct Goldilocks | CONAN on TBS
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[@jessicalee333]

"Where did you get that cheese!?" - "Things are goin' pretty good for me."

[@gamebrahman]

+Jessica Lee Then Conan is eating cheese a minute later, lol

[@estopesto2647]

I want this on a t shirt

[@Winteramen]

3:57

[@LostUnicorn29]

_"Help?!... She broke into the house."_ hahahahahahaha

[@flannerymonaghan-morrs4740]

muzik4me345 she does have a point though.......

[@user-wj6lj8bl9f]

@@flannerymonaghan-morrs4740 right

[@ludmillagutomo]

all tig's questions were legit 😂😂😂

[@klintonkacatin]

Must be a Karen

[@reizig]

This bit was brilliant. The cut to Conan eating his own piece of cheese was gold. GOLD.

[@apolloptx]

Why do Mama Bear and Papa Bear have separate beds? Is their marriage on the rocks?

[@antisnake524]

inglishbulldog That's the real question here.

[@lexclemityclemclemmersons1567]

WOAH you have changed my perspective

[@swiftslick]

inglishbulldog -- Maybe Papa Bear realized it's the best way to sleep without that bitch stealing the covers. Just saying.

[@kyozoutenno6239]

inglishbulldog One bed is harder than the other so I guess they had different bed taste. Sorry for being a killjoy.

[@ILasiafGames]

inglishbulldog They're Mormons, obviously.

[@timbeaux1]

Tig eating the cheese is my favorite moment of all time

[@SJO897]

This feels like an episode of "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia", especially with the 'where did you get that cheese' line.

[@frederique1019]

OMG yes. I knew this whole interview seemed familiar.

[@georgegraham9822]

Yeah, this really is Dennis explaining Goldilocks to Charlie 😂

[@tnat9212]

Tig Notaro once performed in my friends backyard. One of the most epic nights of my life.

[@auntiewee]

+hayleypaynemusic Was it the one where she talked about texting about an ETA?

[@SethSolomonSputnikSpyglass]

This has got to be my favorite Conan interview ever!!! And I don't even know these people

[@KevBounce]

Sputnik Spyglass Look up Tig Notaro's Lessons In Remaining Present

[@231swift]

KBean im about to go watch this, but who are these two ? They have an airing tv show or something?

[@stickyickytoker]

Sputnik Spyglass Jon Dore has a good stand up special and had a decent show going.

[@SethSolomonSputnikSpyglass]

I'll check them out guys thanks

[@boreduser12]

Sputnik Spyglass I think this has to be the best interview ever (not just on Conan). Better than Kim Jong Un, Cause baby you're a firework.

[@meredithcarter3175]

Conan's side eye at the camera - possibly my favorite part of the show.

[@mistabook]

+Meredith Carter It's funny to watch old clips through the years and see him fine-tune it to the perfect demonstration of confused, slightly annoyed skepticism.

[@slimlouis6441]

There are bears?! They talk??? Tig is a genius

[@TheFaithfullyYours1]

This is why Tig Notaro is one of my favorite people.

[@jessicalee333]

If the porridge was all cooked at the same time, and it was three different temperatures, then the papa bear's porridge must have been in the biggest bowl (large central porridge mass taking longest to cool), the mama bear's porridge must have been in the _smallest_ bowl, and the baby bear's porridge must have been the medium sized bowl... it's never pictured that way in storybooks, but it's just physics. That means mama bear isn't eating enough. C'mon mama bear, breakfast is the most important meal of the day! You don't have to eat so little, your colossal hairy body is beautiful just the way it is, you don't have to measure up to those cubs in _Vanity Bear_ magazine! Or _Cosmopawlitan_ magazine... or Vogue.

[@probablychris]

or vogue

[@21KJH]

Maybe momma bear ate half of her porridge before they left.

[@mdog0657]

+Jessica Lee - Your comment is every bit as funny as the bit in the video.

[@SilviaSandinoNieto]

this is hilarious! Thank you!

[@continuousself-improvement1879]

Mama Bear is on the keto diet and she is just having porridge because it was her cheat day.

[@boreduser12]

This is the best talk show interview ever.

[@ludmillagutomo]

i've watched this multiple times 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@grecomic]

Reminds me of the time I had to retell Goldilocks to a Chinese person in order to explain "the Goldilocks effect." When I finished the tale, he said "Well that story was pointless!"

[@SlimThrull]

You know.... He's not wrong.

[@davidmsirois]

Tig. I just love Tig so much.

[@user-wo5hg2ic9j]

Same

[@thickmclargehuge4448]

and the little girl's name with the golden locks, Taylor Dayne.

[@cookiejar5774]

Lol yes it was.. No question.

[@presidenttheo565]

*Tig knocks on the door of the cottage* "Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you..."

[@Jimmyboygohome]

she is easy to run into

[@DizzleJay27]

If a chair is too big, it's a couch.

[@INRamos13]

Even better. Couches rock. I wish all by chairs were couches

[@Shar482]

Or a throne

[@JamBear]

DizzleJay27 If a couch is too big, you're Lunette the clown

[@Allaluca]

DizzleJay27 If a chair is too big, it's a "big" chair :D

[@INRamos13]

***** Let's switch, all my chairs for all your couches.

[@continuousself-improvement1879]

Having pieces of cheese in your pockets to munch at random occasions to show that life is going good for you is totally life goals.

[@ResponsibleYoungLady]

The world needs more Tig in it.

[@anthonybafundo9664]

This is so much better than those awkward scripted interviews on other talks show. Team coco!

[@rainmaker6261]

This wasn't awkward but it was 100 percent scripted. Or planned out. They had cheese as props

[@iamsultana]

+rainmaker6261 Of course this was a comedic sketch. lol.... Pure gold, might I say.

[@blakereed1654]

Eu Oh, I guarantee you Tig brought her own cheese :)

[@vanthadoun1]

Tig's responsive commentary awesome, and Conan's reaction is brilliant. I love this!!!!! this is a comedian's way of telling Goldilocks and the 3 bears. Children need to listen to this story!

[@ludmillagutomo]

"oh my god..there's bears?" "they talk!" 😂😂😂

[@stevie_ily]

I was hoping Jon would have cheese at the end

[@Pinkalicious112]

stevenisminecraft Yeah.. That would have been awesome!

[@Flaxon-Waxon]

stevenisminecraft OH! right after she said ... "i have a story"

[@DaveMcClinton]

Demitrium or Andy

[@whynottalklikeapirat]

+Demitrium Jon Cheese - the comedian?

[@calmdownitsjustme6180]

+Dave McClinton Dont worry, he did.

[@fartuunelmi8584]

This is officially my favourite talk show interview! Funny how Conan asked Tig where she got the cheese from,then near the end you see him eating cheese! Where did YOU get it from Conan? What's also funny is Conan's face when Jon said he's gonna talk about Goldilocks and then at the end he was so interested and fascinated! And let's not forget how funny Tig is! And I don't even know her!

[@12acresincarefree66]

Two Brilliant Comedians. Perfect pair, picking a part Goldilocks...Conan, please bring them both back. More. Please.

[@faboze]

I've just recently discovered Tig and now she's one of my favourite people ever.

[@CrimeEnjoyer]

lmao at Tig just producing cheese half way through.

[@gurskyman]

Jon Dore is always outstanding

[@Jacteaux]

I have probably watched this 20 times and I still cry laughing every time

[@jennhaley6633]

Same 😂

[@SillyCaptainSparrow]

Watched this roughly three dozen times but it still kills me, every single time, that they're holding hands at the beginning.

[@treetrain]

how does it feel Tig and John to make one of thee all time classic late night moments of all time!!?? I watch this every so often for joy. Thank you for this!! Truly appreciated!!

[@ILurvGnomes]

The comedic timing of this is something to admire along with the idea and Tig's cheese. 👌

[@ngermann46]

I would never know if someone was sitting in my chair lol

[@WweFan93x]

Omg tigs reaction to this story is hysterical 😭😂😂

[@Calvintsenhv]

I need to comment on this video. This is probably the funniest interview that i've ever seen. Had me laughing out loud (yeah, lol) and hit the desk with my hand and my wife and mother-in-law were looking at me like i was mad. Ok, Ok, i was acting mad but only because the video was absolutely hilarious!! Love the three of them. Couldn't get any better. I always like Conan but throw in Tig and Jon, Gold...Just Gold...!!

[@elizabethlizz3980]

I am sooooo attached to Tig

[@elizabethlizz3980]

attractive.... lol

[@deveneyhenrion7518]

Elizabeth lizz attracted? 😉

[@elizabethlizz3980]

Deveney Henrion Lmbo....yes, that's what I ment lol 😂 man I botched that!

[@treetrain]

attached is much funnier though haha love it

[@YungCain]

One of the best bits I’ve ever seen, whoever’s idea this was deserves like an award…or some cheese or somethin

[@sub1469]

"we're almost out of time" *Checks watch* He doesn't have a watch lol

[@notlobparrot3057]

One of the funniest interview bits in Conan history. It's an outrage that it doesn't have millions of views!

[@hopemasike531]

How have I only found this now?? This is gold!😂

[@hamooon]

this is now my favorite. I am fickle.

[@annahsau3861]

It is insane to me that this doesn't have 2-3x's more views than it has. Easily one of my favorite bits of all. 😂😂

[@oedboe]

This might be my favorite clip on the Internet right now! Also, I like how the clip starts with them holding hands. It's brilliant from start to finish!

[@HansCarterFilms]

If someone didn't speak English, they would think both Tig and Conan were arguing with Dore. - C

[@JaneDoe-ci3gj]

😜😝😋👍

[@rishabhpb]

Why did the bears like their porridge at different temperatures? Wait, why were bears eating porridge?

[@ILuvSmexyShowgirls]

The Cricket Nerd It's a completely stupid and sexist tale that the Brothers Grim intended to teach young girls to not go off adventuring and instead remain in the home and grow up to be indentured servants to their future husbands.

[@kilborn666]

Debonair Damsel Or it could mean that children shouldn't be wandering out alone and breaking into peoples houses? You know cus not everything is the god damned patriarchy.

[@jacobreynolds6538]

kilborn666 Lol Preach it

[@jim0_o]

The Cricket Nerd I have a theory about the temperature difference, it was probably because the bowls where different sizes in the story. (heat displacement and all that) I too fell into the trap for trying to follow the logic as he spoke. kilborn666 *applause, Citizen Kane style*

[@rishabhpb]

Jim R. Didriksen This makes sense, although I reckon we're reaching a bit if we think the author's science was sound nearly 200 years ago!

[@jenicdarling9690]

I need more of this just someone telling Tig kid stories and her looking for the logic in em lol. And her delivery is on point just so funny.

[@Teladian2]

This is so Tig Nataro's sense of humor.

[@madnessbydesign1415]

I've watched this clip at least 20 times, and it kills me every time...

[@treetrain]

Seen this maybe a half dozen times, still funny. always great for when ya' need a cheer up.

[@YoungShyne123]

this is why conan is better than jimmy fallon , he lets his guest talk instead of forcing them to do a snl type comedy bit.

[@mistabook]

+YoungShyne123 This WAS an SNL type comedy bit, though a lot funnier than most of them.

[@penelopeasmr1009]

Rewatching all of Tigs Conan appearances…she’s great

[@ralphp]

I'm saying this should have a million views. I've watched this many times and it never gets old. Very hilarious!

[@naruto00nix]

this combination of sript and improvisation is amazing :D

[@FiorellaBella12]

I have never commented on a KZbin video before, but honestly, this was amazing on so many levels.

[@elizabethtrainer9732]

Love Tig and Jon....HILARIOUS!!

[@whynottalklikeapirat]

I am kinda diggin how she munches on that cheese at 1:19

[@catxo169]

i fricking love tig she’s so funny !! 😂😂

[@joshualee7988]

Why did I love this so much? Quite enjoyable

[@jackporkins41]

If a chairs too big your legs hang down and fall asleep.

[@liannaguzman2097]

Yeah, and she's also like 7 years old so a big chair isn't very ideal

[@LessThanThree76]

Jack Porkins If the chair is too big, it's a sofa.

[@BillyJeen]

Yeah, hip to knee ratio on a chair is important. If that ratio is too big for me on a chair, it’s very uncomfortable and back pain is certain.

[@grimmjowvsjaggerjack]

One of the greatest things I've seen on Conan's.

[@Andrew-Gomez904]

i need a whole album of just this!

[@cards1985]

Tig is always funny.

[@mhss0001]

"Thing's are going really well for me, Conan."

[@avedic]

"Oh my god....there's _bears?"_ idk why, but that killed me.... :D

[@yesloow]

One of my favorite clips of all time. I really want to hear the three little pigs follow up too...

[@teresah4972]

I’ve never laughed so hard at Goldy Locks and the Three Bears...! Tig for the win on appropriate questions! LoL

[@yourmomdoes9838]

My favorite thing on the internet. Brilliant setup, amazing banter, and then the random appearance of cheeses out of nowhere. XD

[@Fatroider3]

I've watched this like 5 times now. Still just as good.

[@kingdomcummies8128]

Oh my God, how is Tig such a perfect ingenue? I almost died at "I haven't heard that one."

[@Liz86000]

LOL ! I just LOVE it when Tig is on the show !

[@michaelstone2340]

Conan's face when the dude starts telling the Goldilocks story is perfect. I keep coming back to this video just for these little details.

[@sidessherri]

I never get tired of this story time. Please do The Three Little Pigs!!!

[@TDog14126]

The funniest part of that was cut out!!! Jon makes a joke about the "structural integrity" of straw about The 3 Little Pigs house, lol

[@ericivory2606]

This is absolutely comedy gold!!

[@HKMacMan]

This is still my favorite bit

[@josephiny4]

it doesnt matter how many times i watch this - i still crack up laughing :')

[@morden1017]

Conan should have a segment with just them !!!

[@leonardomello8655]

False.. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica...

[@sora111990]

What are you doing, what is going on here?

[@hmc3457]

I know what's going....what's going on is....this guy the commenter was referencing a scene from the ridiculously popular Hilarious hit sitcom THE OFFICE.....I am not sure of what Season and Ep. it was on, but I do know it was was one of the funnier scenes if that's possible (because the show is that hilarious ) It's the Episode where Jim the Handsome funny one that is in Love with the Secretary Pam and all his crazy pranks on the delightful man called Dwight that owns a Beet Farm....In this particular Prank Jim bought clothes and Glasses to dress up as Dwight.....he then goes on to talk like him too in the Ultra Nerdy way Dwight Talks....I believe Jim named off things that Dwight Loves that is Beets Bears and Battle Star Galactica.....trying to rile him up since he takes himself very seriously and for that reason on top of being a duck...deck...dub....Dick....stupid Auto Correct.....Actually the truth is Auto Correct did change the Words but I rewrote the Names besides THE SECOND TO Last ......Word.....I am sorry to anyone who's reading this so sorry.....slightly sarcastic though I am not sure of the reason behind me putting those out there

[@sora111990]

Ahaha I know, my comment was Dwight's reaction to the bears line :)

[@KissChanel]

Underrated comment, identify theft! 😂

[@angelpushpin]

started the clip and just started laughing at the hand holding

[@TDog14126]

Love Tig!!

[@farrahpierrenoel9717]

This bit (not sure if it is or not) was very well executed! I can't tel when Tig is serious or not lol. I never get tired of her or Conan

[@jenicdarling9690]

God please where is the 3 little pigs video! Lol love this, if its too hot they're still home! Smart!

[@chebugena248]

Tug and Conan, love you both ❤️❤️❤️

[@magnolianame8818]

This is great honestly

[@lauraminet6259]

This literally made my day

[@ZebricornBabies]

Haha love Tigs concern for Goldilocks and constant interrruptions 😂

[@jstuckless]

It's not mentioned but at 2:52 Tig puts down her cheese and gets a new piece of cheese, and then Conan starts eating her old cheese.... gold. Also, Conan's face when he doesn't say anything but he's clearly annoyed by his guest(s) gets me every time.

[@moimeself1088]

This is my happy place i come to for a good laugh 😂😂😂

[@topgurl9313]

1:13 look at Tig's face when Conan said that HAHAHA. Also Jon was giving me serious second-hand stress

[@gertrudelaronge6864]

That was f*cking delightful. Thanks.

[@Yo_Gma]

Oh my, I really want to hear Tig tell the Three Little Pigs! Please Conan, just one more!

[@michaelfromaustin]

"Something just occurred to me.....I've never had an epiphany." Jon Dore

[@natashasemrau3670]

Tig and Jon Dore are my favorites!🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

[@MrTraingle]

They both are awesome comedians

[@mandybrown3032]

"They talk?!" 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@garyteasing]

HAHAHAHAH JOHN AND TIG ARE SO GREAT!!!! i want to be their friend!!!!

[@RevaRaps]

So funny! Tig is my favorite comedian.

[@ralphp]

I’m saying this is the best interview ever!!!

[@joey_cordova_]

Lol where was Tig and Conan getting that cheese 🤣

[@user-wj6lj8bl9f]

and thats why i love tig..so funny