Tik Toks I love more than my kids

[@unitedstatesofamericareal]

kids probably go to bed under cardboard instead of blankets every night

[@RyanKeane9]

$20 for quality street? You bet they are

[@bruhidksomedumbshit]

Literally sleeping in a dumpster

[@eukyre]

it’s too hot for blankets anyways these days

[@redwiltshire1816]

It’s like how people live in LA

[@Masluc]

No chance, cardboard is a privilege they must earn, a bit of a4 paper will do

[@megan5832]

The urban tandoor ones absolutely killed me 😂

[@Kore_YT]

4:54 Nah, my teacher laughed in my face in grade 8 when I said I wanted to be a paleontologist, then wondered why I lost complete respect for them and stopped trying in their classes for the next 3 years.

[@ibrahim-sj2cr]

you should have replied something like.... "or i might accept my mediocraty just give up all my ambitions and become a teacher"

[@Eugene_Black]

​@@ibrahim-sj2cr well teaching isn't so much a calling these days it's just a graveyard for the unambitious and unlucky

[@BroganGunts-mr6ls]

Always good to see the joy In George's eyes makes my day

[@Child_Dog]

George, I 100% promise that when I was in year 10, a regular substitute teacher who had a reputation for being a dick, came to take my class and spent the whole time screaming at us about how we were gonna fail our GCSEs and wouldn't amount to anything. It was based on completely no provocation that I can remember either. He got reported and let go for it haha.

[@SkiddlyBink]

something similar happened in my year 8 english class, but to be fair to the poor woman, we had spent all term being pretty mean to her. so at least her meltdown was provoked...!

[@redwiltshire1816]

I would say same but in my school if you was a dick of a teacher we where bullying you till you quit and most did

[@jojo5813]

Always an interesting day when george posts

[@hushtheseus]

banger pfp

[@pkmatt2723]

Can 10 minutes really make your day?

[@datcheesecakeboi6745]

​@@pkmatt2723"interesting day"

[@nothtalk]

He posts every day 😊

[@gemb4005]

can confirm that urban tandoor does banging food one of my favourite Indian restaurants !

[@habadaba21]

Agreed, went there the other night

[@joshg2603]

“How the fuck do you talk to kids” Finally, a topic I can contribute to

[@JackSinister]

I love that Bolton video so much. As someone that lives there, I can say it's exactly like that

[@charky6683]

george we all know theres nothing u love more than kids

[@FrostedStars.]

Relatable

[@ibrahim-sj2cr]

@@FrostedStars. ewww

[@aurorethebore]

@@FrostedStars. Why don’t you have a seat? 💁‍♂️

[@danielbellend]

@@ibrahim-sj2cr ewwww

[@meadowok]

lewis buchan be like

[@radiaaahhh]

as a 19 year old who hasnt gone to a night club, i feel called out

[@Gavrielasherdavis]

That person in the video about the nightclub is me

[@chocominttea]

Literally same but I've been told by most my family to not go to one lol

[@aliciax5854]

@@chocomintteaI’ve been to a nightclub once and it was very fun. It’s usually just a bunch of sound people vibing to music and making friends.

[@chocominttea]

@@aliciax5854 they told me not to go to any of the ones near me then none in general so I think my local ones might be a bit sus

[@eliterrr]

Thank you george for spreading awereness❤

[@Jliske2]

5:00 you underestimate the amount of rage students have managed to provoke from teachers who proceeded to say things like this

[@aliciax5854]

That does happen but some teachers are just assholes and shouldn’t teach.

[@drabkebab]

For those who don't know, the song playing in the Family Guy Bar clip is Sukiyaki by Kyu Sakamoto and it is actually a banger

[@evil_katil]

I had an engineering professor in college that told me that as I was a woman I would always fail at engineering. Guess he was wrong as I've made cool things such as clocks.

[@whyarewehere3893]

Like designing custom clocks? Or just made some clocks on an assembly line?

[@seigeengine]

This comment is a ride. Clocks are definitely cool.

[@aliciax5854]

Yeah, I think George needs to realise that there are teachers and tutors who belittle their students. My maths tutor told us that we wouldn’t pass our exams nor be able to get a job because we couldn’t understand some of it even though he didn’t know some of the stuff he was teaching and we couldn’t understand him. The man spoke gibberish sometimes lmao. Very ignorant of your professor, women can definitely be engineers lmao.

[@RealSwinty]

Cuteness overload!!

[@forsecin]

as someone that lives in bolton i can say it is exactly like the video shown

[@VantaDraws]

5:54 we had to do this in school, but lying our heads on each other’s stomachs.

[@jkasaunder228]

My newphew had an Ipad age 1, He could have pretty solid conversations age 4. Pretty sure we didn't learn to talk as early on because we were playing with trains, blocks and dirt.

[@seigeengine]

The absolutely wild thing is that by the time a child is 5, they have a larger vocabulary than the vast majority of second language learners will ever have in that second language.

[@amazingaquaticsandexotics3030]

the urban tandoor guys have peak content

[@Rizzward]

Can confirm I like these tiktoks more than I like my kids (they ask for food too much)

[@Rizzward]

Like they get to stay in my basement for free.

[@Eugene_Black]

You truly are kind I just take them to the rubbish bin and tell them to have at it

[@stegothedino]

you guys kept yours? i released mine into the wild years ago.

[@Eugene_Black]

@@stegothedino and not yet benefits from the government? Truthfully that's the only reason I keep the little shits around

[@MrNerdcode]

teachers do say that,im 26 now and my teacher told me that if i cant get myself together ill be a homeless and live on the streets, she was above the retirement age but somehow the school did allow her to finish that last class, good times

[@scarletsjazz6472]

I actually had MULTIPLE teachers tell me I would never go anywhere, check ur privilege George 😒

[@orangeoog1766]

I left secondary school at fourteen because the teachers were ABUSIVE, when my dad was in a meeting about it they did in fact tell him that I wouldn't be able to get a job at mcdonalds.

[@seigeengine]

This reminds me of how we took these career suggestion quizzes in high school and it legit suggested I be a fast food worker.

[@GreenKangaroo48]

0:22 We don’t, but he does

[@Justme-ip3wc]

9:42 I'm 24 and I've never been to a nightclub XD

[@iloveclonewars451]

Love the content George and the frequency of uploads keep it up boss man 👍

[@Luxurious_count_levi]

I'm 23 and I've never been to a club because I'm autistic

[@seigeengine]

I'm older than you, neurotypical, and have never been to a club because going to a loud place with lots of people who are abusing drugs does not sound like a good time.

[@aliciax5854]

@@seigeengineAbusing drugs does happen but it’s usually only a few people and it depends on the club, it’s actually fun when you go to the right one.

[@seigeengine]

@@aliciax5854 lol, no, basically everyone in a club is on drugs.

[@tgs4207]

Bristol has urban tandoori Bolton has volcanic lava and waterfalls. I love England, god save lizzy in a box

[@serunato]

glad to see all my fellow nd ppl in their 20s who have never been to a nightclub lmao

[@d-fens1612]

love you "George"

[@singedunicorn]

Petition for George to go to Urban Tandoor in Bristol

[@depecher6s311]

I’m 22 and have never been to a nightclub, but that’s just because I have crippling anxiety lol, I also don’t know any adults (other than me) who haven’t at least been to one

[@joesephbowman]

like tik toks drunk then watch them sober

[@fook643]

I love you megemnalous ❤

[@Hamster_Joy]

The fact you can go to aldi and get real Terrys Chocolate orange for 99p 💀

[@theycallmemills]

Believe it or not, there are not PRIME bottles in the 2p machines at Skegness now 😩🤣

[@SugiSimon]

Felt like George's dusty vinyl extendable green screen in the background while watching this

[@jazstraw9588]

Visiting urban tandoor is on my bucket list

[@JR_24_]

5:02 my yr 5 maths teacher did. She wasn’t wrong

[@dnivek12]

If I had kids Id love anything more than them

[@aliciax5854]

Don’t ever have kids then

[@dnivek12]

@@aliciax5854 👍 that's the plan

[@Chloe-dv9hf]

the flat viewing tiktok tickles me because A) currently viewing flats in a bit of a hurry and it’s realistic B) once slept through someone viewing my flat because i was ill, they were also videoing to show the pals they were moving with. thankfully the flat was clean and i was in bed, not the sofa

[@BamBewVT]

A PE teacher in our school told is we're all gonna die before we were 30 because we couldnt run as fast as he wanted... 27 now. Sweet relief id only 3 years away

[@seigeengine]

Sounds like a movie plot where the teacher is a serial killer and hunts you all down with chase scenes where you all can't run good enough.

[@Juithyz]

5:04. I actually once had a teacher who called my parents and started mocking me saying I'll never pass the year. I passed the year with plenty of extra credit.

[@davethedrywallconsumer420]

1:40 I remember seeing in a store they had to put them on sale to try get rid of em and nobody wanted them. It’s genuinely hilarious cuz they got to like $2 before they just got rid of them.

[@kitydestroya]

father please let me out of the basement

[@Lilyrev]

2:59 I’m not a man but I do love a map

[@Fxrris]

9:42 Im 20 and i have never been to a nightclub. I can’t stand large parties and I barely drink😭. I’d just wanna kms at a rave

[@aliciax5854]

Yeah, it’s not for everyone. If you like dancing and drinking then yeah but if you like more chill settings then no.

[@BigCMiner]

Im starting to realise my fyp is scarily similar to George’s

[@jamesconnor601]

I did a Manchester United training camp in Bolton when I was 15 and I’m from Tennessee! Love the UK

[@MrQuabs]

Completely honoured that THE george meme saw the same prime collection tik tok as me

[@dr.wumbo8552]

4:59 typically Id agree with George here but I had an old Spanish teacher mine tell me everyday for almost the entire year that all I'd ever do is flip burgers. It was completely warranted I was a little shit in that class but still

[@paytonbepopin]

bro george i’m not lying to you when i say a teacher once said i won’t be shit and asked me if i wanted a mcdonald’s application printed out, in the 8th grade…

[@zfbryantk5262]

My friend got a cameo from you George for my birthday. Thanks for that I won't let my short comings stop me and ill tell Ryan he's naughty xx

[@LittleboGreepIsAsheepMAN]

0:43 😧😦😨😰😳

[@fridgebutgaming]

I want tandoori chicken now

[@frickfrog6546]

i love nightclubs

[@milkemoments1366]

i will now write paragraphs about how straws are superior Its much less messy, theres not chance of your drink spilling out of your mouth when you take a sip because it has a direct tunnel into your mouth. also, you wont have to wipe your mouth afer every drink- certain drinks can get your mouth sticky if you dont wipe after you sip, so straws overall are cleaner. If you wear anything on your lips, like lipstick or gloss, a straw helps prevent that from coming off onto the glass. the easiest way to drink from a glass or cup involves pressing your lips onto it, typically meaning you may rub off your lip product onto the glass. a straw, however, makes it easiest to prevent that from happenning. that brings me to my next point: cleaner glasses. this is good especiallyif youre at a resturaunt. your not putting your mouth on the same glass as everybody else, youre putting your mouth on a disposable straw that nobody else should be using, perhaps other than a friend or family member or s/o you may want to share a sip of your drink with. also, if your drink has ice in it, using a straw prevents you from ice touching your mouth and nose as you depend on gravity to help you finish the last of your drink. the straw can help you keep your drink mixed for any sort of drink thats a mixture; milk tea, coffees, etc. liquid seperates over time so youll need to mix it to keep it yummy. also, if youre goal is to look fancy, keeping your cup pratically spill-proof and upright youre entire meal is much nicer looking than tilting your glass and head all the way backto get the last drops of your drink. and if youre against plastic straws; many places have begun using biodegradable straws (my zoo for example who used to use paper straws for animals safety have now switched to a straw taht can easily decompose, but doesnt mess up with liquid; i believe many starbucks use the same kind of enviromentally safe straws). you can also buy your own reusable straw and bring it when you go out and simply ask to not be provided a straw at resturaunts as not to be wasteful, and because your brought your own. i also have a bias due to my sensory issues that make it hard for me to not use straws in conclusion, straws are nice this essay is from the straw gang

[@aroace_disaster]

i just remembered when a cover teacher at my school told a kid to k1ll themself💀

[@aliciax5854]

Wtf, what a scumbag

[@aequanimitas]

You're supposed to talk to them like an adult from word go, that's how they develop language skills.

[@seigeengine]

Apparently baby talk helps babies pick up language faster, actually. The real question is why I feel compelled to make laser pews and explosion sounds when I'm playing with my cat.

[@aequanimitas]

@@seigeengine I've never heard that before. Interesting.

[@christopherwood12]

Teacher said I would never get into it. I got into it years later . It does happen

[@kibum_suh]

just got home from the takeaway omg this is the perfect time for george to upload ty hottie 😍😋

[@aliciax5854]

Omg, you’re an NCT fan 😭

[@kibum_suh]

@@aliciax5854 LMAOOO yeah 😭😭

[@memedianajones]

Please watch hamhock jones this man made a commercial for his restaurant where he was dressed as jesus lmao

[@milly5416]

me an adult who has never been to a nightclub (chronic tism problems) 😅😅

[@CoReaVT]

thank you, george m for validating my trans identity (i love reading maps, their keys and everything to do with understanding them, trans masc)

[@speedyr7678]

My primary school head said she taught stormzy… I still have no clue if I was true.

[@Cosmic_Candy_]

3:03 oh god I've been there

[@gabesgotunpaidtaxes]

My piano teacher told me I wouldn't be able to get into uni for music when I was in highschool so I didn't even try. In retrospect, I could've and I would've been great. I wish I had.

[@audreybringhabber5976]

As a brit with an american dad from iowa, i can't believe you saw that tiktok

[@ranopoly9625]

about 5:00 2 weeks ago someone told my form tutor about me and my gf (wlw) and my form tutor apparently said to this girl “im not suprised she was gay” the girl lies constantly but i dont know if i should like report it 😭

[@docdragon0796]

George is too rich for kids

[@Rleatfitness]

Urban tandoor is in my city and their tiktoks are iconic.

[@serunato]

9:02 but wtf does big ben even do lol at least the orloj looks pretty

[@Goofbert69]

Urban Tandoor is simplistic unbeatable

[@Josip-Broz-Tito]

Do more of these videos before i call the tax men onto you george

[@esmeecampbell7396]

Anyone from Bristol actually know if Urban Tandoor is any good, sounds fucking class lol

[@zoominmonkey278]

8:39 can someone give me a link to this video I can’t find it

[@f1_skiddy149]

to talk to kids just say yeah, wow, and ok a few times

[@TheSplendidCatDuck]

Teacher did say exactly that to me about 20 years ago. I may never recover, but my God were they right 😂

[@amberbambergaming]

Nah, I genuinely had a teacher tell me I’d never achieve anything in life because I didn’t want to make a ham sandwich (I’m veggie)

[@aliciax5854]

Some teachers are so dense, my maths teacher told the whole class we wouldn’t succeed in life because we need to know about triangles and angles and that we don’t listen to him even though we couldn’t understand what he was saying as he was mumbling not understanding the work either lol.

[@Child_Dog]

George, I 100% promise that I could easily burn through 20 million.

[@hattarapilvi]

no george those face tatts are cool af (i have noro virus so im binging george m videos thank you george memelous)

[@kaicenatcomps]

As a man from bolton its exactly like that im from a place called farnworth its beautiful defo wont get sliced for looking at the wrong guys e scoot

[@effie1349]

Lmao am from Kearsley - a true utopia - can confirm the first tiktok is accurate for Bolton

[@kaicenatcomps]

@@effie1349 super accurate

[@team_ribs]

10:00 is that song sukiyaki by kyu Sakamoto

[@lemqnshark]

how u talk to kids is imagine ur like 12 and just talk how u would have at 12, not quite childish enough to be patronising but not adult enough to be boring

[@mystic9081]

my teacher acctually told me id never be succesful because i didnt do my homework. (They were probably right)

[@TheoV1998]

i had a religion teacher tell me to drop out because i was gay 😂

[@aliciax5854]

Oh dear, what happened after that?

[@swagkuchen4764]

8:36 cant touch lamps they are a luminary too

[@Ebbie155]

that was such a sudden end it kinda just startled me lol. Am i odd or did anyone else experience that?

[@aliciax5854]

Me too lmao

[@peter3327]

Would you do another things you missed in Movies plz Also good video

[@harley089]

AYE BOLTON THE 1ST MEME

[@AddBox]

hes never been to american schools. Bless your heart.

[@KurtisHere_91]

but George, you don't have kids!

[@user-xd7dt6gr8l]

i did have a teacher legitimately tell me i would never go anywhere but he was right i think he was also really mentally ill

[@owenjolley351]

6:47 *Is that Jamie from Hotel Trubble?*

[@savikarhayer3568]

George watching nivs tiktoks is just hilarious to me

[@RADish-official]

It’s funny because George doesn’t have kids

[@bettyschwalloks]

urban tandoor is so good u have to make a vid coming here

[@thatcloveplant]

i went to B&M yesterday and saw prime for like £1.20 or something like that lmaoo

[@lynx4082]

Does that tatt man really think you "drive up" to the moon?