Tik Toks That Make Me Lose Faith In Humanity

[@dreamyartist2352]

"Show him connie!" NO DON'T PLEASE DON'T CONNIE LMAOOOOO

[@avatringali9636]

My cousin has a friend named george but there is nobody there. She is three. She will just talk to somewhere random in the room. And sometimes you can here a noise and then she'll say "shhhh george!" I'm literally scared of her. But she says he's friendly

[@sarah3796]

I want to know everything about this!

[@ludenburnt4708]

Mmm fresh conny 🥩

[@kayleemoon._6045]

@@ludenburnt4708 OMFG NO NOT THE PROMISED NEVERLAND JOKE NOOO POOR CONNIE DONT-

[@ludenburnt4708]

Its so good guys you got to try her~~ 🥩🥩🥩

[@limerickbound]

I thought the girl at 0:50 was so cute with her little gloves, she was ready to tear it up at the gym lol

[@dot7084]

Ye that one was cringy cause of the guy

[@crystalc4398]

For real! The gloves really do help tho

[@TheDTSZ]

Tifa lockheart style

[@JazzyB9481]

I used to wear gloves to the gym too 🤷‍♀️

[@bruhh318]

Honestly I just don't get people's gripes with fingerless gloves. Sometimes in winter I want to feel and have finger grip but the palm protection really helps. It wouldn't warm as much as a full glove ofc. It also is useful in all sorts of sports and I use them for digital drawing. I think they look really neat.

[@justalittlealien]

door dash girl looks like a cryptid getting caught in the woods

[@meghanhixon3241]

When is that

[@justalittlealien]

@@meghanhixon3241 its the first video

[@damianwilliams3468]

Could you tell me what that tik tok means? 😭 I literally don’t get it at all

[@user-pp6kd7ut4k]

@@damianwilliams3468 when you order a contactless delivery thru doordash, they have to take a pic of the food and send it to you. Something like that. She was so fast to get the food that she ended up being in the picture

[@weenbeen9104]

yo how'd you find me

[@WolfyFancyLads]

"I remember the day the Earth split open and I crawled out of hell." is such a metal way of saying you were born. Think about it: blood, red, screaming, someone shouting "OH GOD, KILL ME!", It's very accurate. :P

[@Sleepeveryonceaweek]

That’s funny…..💀

[@CrankySuturis]

Brooo as a metalhead Imma use that shit all the time now

[@Muddy_day]

"Do you remember when you were born?" "No, but I remember the earth split open and I crawled out of hell" And that's a fancy way of explaining how it's like being born

[@scarlett2811]

No that's when you drop the child off at sombodh else's doorstep

[@agent_w.]

my faith in humanity: exists tiktok: please allow me to introduce myself

[@Paperbagjay_]

wait you had faith in humanity

[@ILZE.77]

Sup

[@wxyz459]

I see you’re a man of wealth and taste

[@Uwu-tk1yl]

No no it’s Tiktok: imma end this whole mans career

[@kugiekizuchi.]

@Kjeana Forde your everywhere

[@bobertjefferson2456]

6:08 that’s no snowman, that’s a a snowjojo Wait... even better! Snowjo siwa

[@Metado42069]

snowjo

[@devonhuffman362]

Jojosnowa

[@abluehappyface748]

Snowjo Snowa

[@melonoire]

😭😭🖐️

[@casiabeavers5992]

SNOWJO SIWA LES GOOO

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

"I'm A Rat" nice to meet you A Rat, I'm Supreme Leader

[@brynofcocoa]

*kokichi, is that you?*

[@kiraszabo1333]

Hi Supreme Leader, *I'm a random child-*

[@smileflower4477]

Hi supreme leader, I'm dad

[@wynnryder77]

Are you suppose to speak korean??

[@carolinariera9137]

You aren't Jim Pickens... You are the fake supreme leader

[@flowermerlot]

yo the one with the grandma opening the door while holding a bat and saying 'I thought you were one of those girl scouts' SENT ME

[@cyan.-]

as a girl scout that reaction is expected

[@theyluvdanni]

13:47 "Mom made dino nuggets!" That was the last thing I heard before I died of laughter!🤣

[@partygoblynn]

That one made me so sad :( the look on his face he seemed so sad

[@weepingangel832]

@@partygoblynn glad it wasn't just me I felt so bad for him :{

[@purple_insomniac6817]

"mom made dino nuggets!" Me: *is currently eating dino nuggets*

[@rl4754]

who asked

[@swuless]

@@rl4754 the people watching this. Not just you

[@purple_insomniac6817]

@@rl4754 who asked you to comment?

[@ps_bird4127]

@@rl4754 obviously not you, now stfu.

[@KAndy.z]

@@rl4754 who asked for you to say that

[@Nin-crediblehulk]

2:12 when he said “hey google” mine literally turned on and answered him with the song lol that scared the crap out of me

[@travisscott669]

SAME LOL

[@EikottXD]

Have it remember your voice.

[@tamiavlogs107]

SAME LOL

[@bryn1063]

I'm pretty sure that's my boo by usher the way he mumbled 😭🤚

[@theincarnateofkurro]

@@bryn1063 it is

[@jasminetorres6833]

4:28 BRO THAT CHICKEN LOOKS LIKE CAVEPAINTING SIMBA

[@pinklemonade7658]

I cAn’t unsee now 👁

[@aliteralstrawberry3121]

fetus chicken

@@aliteralstrawberry3121 noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@Ay-kj6fk]

4:00

[@okmate611]

Fried simba

[@kditty0337]

4:05 "Eat your food!" BRUH DO THEY EACH HAVE AN ENTIRE CHICKEN AS A MEAL WHAT-

[@yadiravazquez2865]

They are probably corninsh hens, like little tiny chickens. Each person usually gets a whole one.

[@tamxd1615]

7:18 that reaction looked so genuine

[@carabethrutland2026]

you know covid is serious when the MAYONNAISE BOTTLE starts to social distance

[@ambarperez7420]

lmao I spitted my water XD 🤣

[@gedon4713]

John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son JESUS CHRIST FOR OUR SINS so whoever believeth in him shall not perish but have everlasting life Amen Amen Amen

[@ambarperez7420]

@@gedon4713 You dare question the great words of JIMMY?! Sorry, just a quote from a meme. Tried to be funny :,)

[@averymckenna2274]

@@gedon4713 what does that have to do with anything

[@gedon4713]

@@ambarperez7420 😆😆😆

[@LoveeGift]

8:50 I guess they were both curious Edit: I don't remember typing this.

[@dopedino431]

Yeah, bi-curious

[@vivid-dream5327]

bro stoppppppppp 🤣🤣😭

[@beardielover3020]

Nooooo

[@mckaylalen5515]

OMG STOP🤣. It’s three AM and I can’t laugh. I’ll wake everyone up.

[@pentabump]

bi-curious george

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Society has progressed past the need for Caillou

[@JadetheGoober]

Cause literally every adult acts like caillou not getting his way these days

[@royaltyk7756]

I dont remember that being said

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

@@JadetheGoober especially that one politician...

[@Boredchinchilla]

@@JadetheGoober I don’t think I’ve ever seen an episode of Caillou where the little crotchfruit didn’t get his way lol….

[@JadetheGoober]

@@Boredchinchilla “crotchfruit” HEP ME 💀💀💀😂😂

[@helacopter1924]

3:22 WHYD I ACTUALLY LAUGH AT HIS BRITISH MEOW SJDJDNEJEJFJF

[@Flemingsofcolorado]

“I remember when the earth split open and I crawled out of hell” 🤔

[@Comeherekitten]

Oh Jesus there’s a demon child-

[@tamatarrr]

"meow, I'm a feline innit?"

[@Moogitoogi]

The “when the skinny girl throws back at the club” got me 💀

[@florenciaalvez-georgeoglou7254]

I died laughing

[@thatgirlwhoplaysviolin6365]

Mom: do you remember when you were born? Daughter: no but I remember when the earth split open and I crawled out of Hell Mom: Same thing right?

[@sretlawnoraa]

Like I hope that shit was planned or something cuz if not WTF

[@hehyouthere]

@@sretlawnoraa it definitely seemed planned lol

[@erniemaemalle1244]

👁️👄👁️

[@thejudgingleaf]

👁️💧👄💧👁️

[@Panda_54]

👁👄👁

[@neptune6970]

2:57 lmao look at how his body spins around😂😂

[@socalangler4082]

"the ointment is on aisle 7, sir." *audience goes wild

[@smorch9322]

4:27 THATS A FRIED RAT

[@leo_w56]

THAT IS A DOGGGG. WHAT THE FREAK

[@Americansikkunt]

Lol it’s a chicken breast. It’s like the employee got lazy, and don’t want to make 8 strips....Why not 1 octo-tendie?

[@Licket]

OCTO-TENDIE 😂

[@chlo4mo275]

It's literally Popeyes Rippin Chicken. They advertise it on TV all the time. Like, it's an actual menu item. My guess is that he didn't order that and they accidentally gave him the wrong item.

[@bee-ku2nc]

Octo-tendie sounds better

[@dori2773]

The curious George thing... Omg btw thank you for the amazing replies lol and the likes are very nice

[@jaycervantes8508]

Why do you think I clicked in the first place

[@cookie_smithuwu5207]

@@jaycervantes8508 sadly and honestly same

[@少な_呂面]

@@cookie_smithuwu5207 Fr same 😔

[@casychristison6871]

Yup, I'm just gonna yeet myself off a cliff now.

[@stupidh0estupidh0e2]

How is sutherland professor not fired? Stay tuned for the answer on World's Biggest Mysteries...

[@AnnoyingWyrm]

4:20 Connie- any promised never land watchers here

[@ghoulerghoul]

*Y e s*

[@carlamarquez8464]

Yes!!!

[@Bruhbruh-km3ih]

pog comment

[@bored7503]

Yes

[@bored7503]

Also s2 ep 5.5 is useless DO NOT WATCH

[@daytuh7602]

13:30 if you want one of those donuts it’s called round rock donuts. It’s literally the best donut shop in existence

[@aergh3340]

oh I’ve been there before lmao

[@Angel-wv1lu]

4:23 THE WAY HIS FACE LOOKED IM CRYING LMFAOOO

[@phyllissmith7769]

8:37 i never thought I'd see something like that that was my whole childhood

[@itzrandom5984]

Hell no

[@annabiegus]

Lmao same bruh

[@sanchi7410]

I am horrified

[@pandagirl9660]

I had the captions and when the guy said he was addisonre to cutting his fringe the caption said "I'm addicted to cutting my friends" 😳😬

[@vivid-dream5327]

thats what i heard! i was so confused

[@unityorbelm2415]

11:16 This one is unironically wholesome to me 😊😆

[@samanthaalmanzar2329]

14:17 lmao that caught me off guard😂

[@cheese5234]

12:36 lmao her face when the alarm goes off

[@the1stofthamonthofficial903]

0:13 the moment you realize he is actually correct.

[@mickeygregov1532]

“Is this you?” “No, look in the pantry” I died💀😂😂

[@abluehappyface748]

It's something about the way she said pantry

[@alliefabs7429]

"No but I remember when the earth split open and I crawled out of hell" 😐

[@apllo4193]

@Chepe 21 Probably told by her mom to say it. Just like younger me who taught my brother when he was a baby to say avada kedavra. It was surprisingly easy.

[@dusk-1659]

@@apllo4193 exactly what happened, you don’t have memory till 2 years old

[@sunray9060]

That's kinda sad that a parent would say that to there child.

[@Willow_flwer]

In that part I was like: excuse me the day of.. WHAT?!?

[@KingOfGaymes]

Children do be scary spawns tho

[@shoukonee-san6235]

My faith in humanity is already so low this actually restored it a bit.

[@hmmmm7468]

I was having the happiest day and have been looking for a video like this to reduce the production of serotonin for me to spare. Thankyou.

[@creativename1590]

the fact that cherry wine by hozier was playing in the first tiktok mixed with the semi-chaotic energy really makes the vine *chef's kiss*

[@tyg4782]

4:26 ah, yes. a chicken's nervous system, breaded and fried. a delicacy

[@skibiditoiletxd7]

floofty

[@chlo4mo275]

The one at 4:27 is literally Popeyes Rippin Chicken. So Idk why he's surprised unless they accidentally messed up his order and gave him the wrong item.

[@bee-ku2nc]

Octo tendie

[@oifelix7173]

13:11 got me laughing so hard

[@arat.4189]

2:05 same!

[@the_Otherland_Floof]

13:18 my Sensory processing disorder did NOT like that. I litterally threw off my headphones-

[@nestlyyyy]

oh wow I found someone in the wild with the same thing as I have-? this makes me very happy- but also same akajjajsfj

[@foxthemess518]

I’m a misophoniac and I ripped out my earbuds-

[@the_Otherland_Floof]

@@nestlyyyy this makes me very happy as well! lol

[@the_Otherland_Floof]

@@foxthemess518 yeah, it like physically hurt me to hear that. I almost got really upset over it.

[@cardipeemf]

tbf that shit was disgusting

[@jazz3261]

0:20 Workplace morale id promote tf outta them 😂

[@Kittyluver444]

😂it was the cutest thing lol

[@mr.lundipuffin5865]

the kid at 9:45 went to my high school. I wasn't his girlfriend or anything, but it's just interesting that he does tiktok now lol

[@gauriadhikari5449]

Do you know his tiktok handle?

[@brimar936]

@@gauriadhikari5449 wondering the same thing

[@UncannyLiving]

@@brimar936 ever find out?

[@Tamaska-ld3xj]

Yeaaah judging by his story he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, so I sincerely hope that this video is fake in by all of means of him "clocking" a person for making a simple joke about his girl making him a sandwich. To me it’s more of a compliment than an insult if you think of it for obvious reasons

[@melissag6868]

8:10 - Tell me you own a cat without telling me that you definitely don’t deserve to own a cat

[@gingernoob0698]

My respect for that cat 📈

[@cityinsect]

why would they not deserve to own a cat??

[@Nickolas.r.smith0]

The cat "oh honey that hair was ruined before i came along"

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@cityinsect because letting your cat eat your (dyed) hair is dangerous, it could mess up their insides

[@cityinsect]

@@KingOfGaymes they didn't mean to though

[@killuazoldyck9900]

0:19 it’s like a teacher leaving their classroom for a few seconds 😂

[@Deletainiaa]

Wait you still had faith? I lost that years ago❤️

[@simonkelly1410]

I got my faith IN JEEEEEEEESUS CHRIST YESSS SIRR PRAAAAAAISE THE LAWD JESUSS

[@Deletainiaa]

@@simonkelly1410 I- umm- okay!

[@simonkelly1410]

@@Deletainiaa just memeing dont worry bout it

[@clairetardif8610]

Us anime nerds know exactly who connie is 🥩🥩🥩😀✋

[@arminlover6755]

🥲

[@johnadams1173]

A promise Neverland

[@rosegrimm1068]

Ew weeb being used unironically but yes

[@kickitnc2899]

Witch connie like from aot

[@super_muncher8264]

yummy

[@jeancarloborja3234]

1:04 is just straight perfection

[@seijun_sunflowers3758]

i was dying of laughter when a child's mother said 'remember the day you were born?' and the child is just like 'no but i remember the day the earth split open and i crawled out of hell'

[@decomposed_croissant295]

2:36 Her nose: I guess I’ll just shrivel up and die

[@jaboi7709]

13:17 I'm putting my foot down, this is where I draw a line. Absolutely appalling

[@hezekiaharmstrong1532]

I almost threw my phone

[@jaboi7709]

@@hezekiaharmstrong1532 That's the only sane response!

[@superfan364]

I hate the chewing sound omg

[@lizzyyourmom4946]

1:29 goddamn mans faster than lighting 😂

[@helinajones4143]

1:31 when I'm in the middle of an online game but my mom says come eat

[@jovitahoyos9391]

The guy saying he's the fastes milk drinker:You dare approach me Guy that hates milk:

[@marlinmarlin9846]

1:25 he literally inhaled that milk

[@Yerixzya]

havent laughed this hard at a compilation in a minute

[@Kai6792-]

Cat said "mmm finally some good heckin food" to that girl's hair. Lmao🤣🤣🤣

[@tripsmith8591]

"I have an announcement! I'm a rat" Me: same lmao

[@suchi.3505]

“I’m a 🐭”

[@pencilRC1]

Micah in a nutshell

[@CosmosPeony]

10:16 you can't really tell whether he was really angry or about to burst out a big laugh. =)))))

[@bmaster461603]

“I don’t why y’all turn this down”. Classic

[@YoAlextheLion]

Well would you look at that, my video appeared at 12:05 lmao

[@english1540]

can you please explain to me what you said, because I didn't understand you

[@thatgirlwhoplaysviolin6365]

@@english1540 that was him in the video

[@thatgirlwhoplaysviolin6365]

@@ahuman2372 oh. Well I feel dumb😅

[@luqqy347]

@@english1540 “imagine being chased by somebody in doc Martin’s, boy you outta your damn mind talking about *BANG BANG BANG BANG*”

[@Metado42069]

not funny

[@gibberish8318]

12:25 had me laughing so hard idk why

[@Enco1354]

Its the same way with cotten candy

[@Tweek_reallylovesCraig]

@@Enco1354 ikr

[@shamyrry]

This channel makes my day lmao

[@dizzy.daisies]

Istg when that kid was saying “that’s Connie” I thought it was gonna pan to some meat TwT

[@TAKING_A_BREAK]

I’m sorry- Childhood:*Destroyed* Gacha heat: *Enjoys* Time stamp:Deleted Hotel: Booked

[@guyinaroom7771]

10:46 I love that guy he literally wrote "I have a confession, I killed jfk, I am very naughty, Easter egg" like how cool is that? He literally wrote Easter egg and normally there's never something like that.

[@okatu8780]

1:24 Did he just inhale that milk-

[@weenbeen9104]

Yup

[@sapphirequartz567]

These thumbnails I-😭💀

[@DiceLemonade]

OMG YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH JOY THAT SOUND AT 1:06 BRINGS ME

[@mariahnewman4907]

7:18 got me, he had to take a moment to realize what he said😭😂

[@ninadgoldsmith]

6:08 I was thinkin “YUh! Get into it”

[@mattm.6969]

7:27, dude just wants a hug. give the lobster a hug, man...

[@valentina-dp1jf]

At 13:10 I laughed so hard I got lightheaded

[@thecursedgalleon7096]

"I can't breath!!" Breath out of your nose like most people do

[@clowngonerogue]

"No that's Connie" 🥩🥩🥩 *my steak's soul is talking to other children now ig* 🤷‍♀️

[@ghostprincess3441]

2:42 BAHAWHHAHA THIS CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD

[@cloudy_fueg.2485]

8:05 When I have my phone battery at 4% when i had it at 100%

[@surraciddac170]

5:41 Jack Frost got no business being that THICC-

[@mariagibeault9886]

The connie one is HILARIOUS

[@inkni]

5:52 he's so proud of that mayonnaise and I love it XD

[@evastood4539]

1:53 yepyea this is the one that made me lose faith

[@AylaASMR]

“Wait. I’ve seen a lot of these like the other day.. Ah. Posted an hour ago.”

[@reptile581]

I’ve been watching this multiple times for about an hour, I don’t think I’m mentally stable

[@prettivybez2205]

4:05 idk why that was soo funny to me, but she was cracking tf up bro and so was i😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sup-broski818]

8:52 That happened to me one time I was so happy I even took a picture 📸 😂

[@ruberv.6477]

@7:19 lmao. I know it ain’t funny but it is

[@txtallyzen1419]

4:56 looks like korosenseis disguise from assassination classroom 😭😭

[@taylorisrllycool08]

2:16 but fr tho what is that song called

[@483Emma]

It's literally called My Boo lmao

[@483Emma]

By Usher and Alicia Keys

[@shooketh8513]

3:56 here’s the plot. That was an actual human being dying for help.

[@wangvsp3401]

00:48 plz he nearly choke on his own laugh 😭😩

[@gloriajenkins3194]

Now I get the term "fucking like rabbits"1:12

[@3thereal620]

My guy at 4:20 just didn’t remember Connie from the promised neverland, don’t worry she ain’t gon hurt you, she’s a sweet girl

[@izzybluebell8399]

4:27 thazza goddamn demigorgon

[@Sephiewoth]

8:51 I always organized my chicken nuggets like that back when I worked at McDonald's. Makes the box easier to close

[@Ivy_Dinoz]

13:36 That caught me off guard 🤣💀