TikTok Congressional hearing

[@F4346]

“I swear they’re everything everywhere all at once” 😂

[@svkbw1921]

Shit took me out😂😂😂

[@lissywrld]

had me dyinggggf

[@QualityEJC]

It's even funnier because it's the name of an Asian movie. 🤣

[@eyn1357]

@@QualityEJC Wait really?🤯

[@divineconfetti649]

@@QualityEJC we know

[@lewchootrain]

As a Chinese guy, I can confirm that I’ve been called 5/6 slurs he said in my lifetime. Well done sir. Well done.

[@silverreaps6803]

U been called liu kang before?

[@epicninja9132]

you've been called crouching tiger?

[@samuraijake8964]

All at once?

[@Ricin.]

@@samuraijake8964 didnt that film come out last year 💀

[@organizedmicrowave4414]

Shang Zhi too? Man...

[@TheRealWoopSlap]

"Does Tiktok use wiki" Congress was so out of touch with reality

[@Smokeyxz]

Have you ever read the the terms of service for tik tok though? It’s wild

[@nemo_xs3200]

​@@Smokeyxz or any term tbh😂😂😂😂

[@precisemotion]

ppl are exaggerating a 5 hour hearing with 2 examples

[@shira2151]

Did you actually watch the congressional hearring? Because they werent.

[@levirognejensen1745]

​@@Smokeyxzit horrible just like every other social media platform like meta and Google

[@E.P.1]

The ignorance of most congressional hearings was spot on. The committees are given a soap box to grandstand on issues they know nothing about.😂

[@TheArtDump]

It was painful watching them try to call tik-tok out for the homepage of the kid that killed himself and act like it was their fault.

[@samuelnjembe]

totally ! bro wtf they be talking about security and all when most (99%) of them don't even know how a website or web platform works/is buildt

[@MatthewCJoy]

Meanwhile you're the ignorant one. 🤡

[@cyborgchicken3502]

It was the same A couple years ago when they tried to grill Mark Zuckerberg about Facebook, these apps definitely do collect private data but these idiots in the congressional hearings don't know anything about modern social media and technology and so they fail miserably at trying to make a case out of anything, it should be younger folks who actually have experience in information technology and social media that should be holding these hearings, nit a bunch old fart career politicians

[@jacobafterdark5258]

It’s still foreign data collection

[@kaylahhardy3751]

I love how accurate he always is with the unfiltered racism😂😂😂

[@awedbysj248]

Right!? 😂

[@acecannon9676]

@The day is finally here Jebaited 😢

[@SynthAngel]

For real.

[@davidsimson6917]

Honestly would love a compilation of all his racist content

[@t-god2439]

🤣 more than racism 😂 it’s the fact that all these people are so old up there 😂 they probably really think like this

[@Mankey619]

“Do you speak English Liu Kang?” That alone really made me laugh. Griffy is just downright crazy, whenever he makes racial jokes.

[@carllabissiere]

Lmao "can we die now please...get some younger racists in congress" I can't stop crying. The best comedy always got some truth in it.

[@Roeclean]

Holy cow, that was wild

[@anonisnoone6125]

I was literally about to comment this. 💀

[@Jon155mt]

Whole lotta truth in that one.

[@joshua.recovers]

*SOME*? Man. The whole end of the video is truth and I'm white as fuck.

[@xilentjay4298]

@@TheSilentWalkerz no

[@MrAnt728]

That "Everything and everywhere all at once joke" was out of nowhere💀

[@ghettosupastar9285]

Is also a reference to that movie

[@srds2919]

That “can we die now please” caught me so off guard💀💀

[@Angel-pm8cq]

“Get some younger racists in congress”

[@federicothompson2299]

Best line 100%

[@Pacman_131]

Ikr had me weak 😭

[@adamatif288]

Finally nice people without bits interrupting.

[@devontetheone]

the fact that he quoted that amazing ass movie is crazy 😂

[@LMBPlushVids]

Everything everywhere all at once 😭

[@Senseirey]

I like how he mentioned MySpace and Pearl Harbor to show that congress is just a bunch of boomers 😂

[@Hephoestus69]

They hit us first 💣 and we 🇺🇸 hit them back harder.

[@shakaama]

uh correction: the great generation. they were before the boomers. that's what you meant to say boomers are just now turning 60

[@can_you_guess_my_new_username]

The sudden nap took me out. lollllll 😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂

[@MjG90]

@@shakaama boomers were born 1946-1964 (59-77 years old)

[@nickchampz2574]

@@shakaama you must not know what baby boomers are then

[@Inflake]

As a Singaporean, I died laughing at this whole video. That EEAAO reference was top notch😂

[@Unknown-individual]

Don't speak Chinese now Inflake

[@dfo990]

It actually happened for real lol

[@voracities]

“Get some younger racists in congress” 💀

[@BeanCasserole-wg7wu]

Best part

[@LB-uo7xy]

Second that! I'll vote all the younger White Supremacists in Congress.

[@InnerRise]

2:37 "ALL OF CONGRESS WAS!" 😂All the intensity of the climax of an episode of Goosebumps 😂😂😂😂😂

[@De_Coww]

This man Griffy got me dying calling bro Liu Kang and Shang Chi 😂😂😂

[@wilcee238]

😂

[@fobinc]

I'm more offended for the CEO of TikTok for getting compared to Simu Liu. Both Griffy and IRL CEO look better than that man.

[@Niggalodeon323]

mans said crouching tiger 😭

[@silverreaps6803]

​@@fobinc simu liu ain't ugly

[@blackgooseman]

he wasted no time, that opener had me 🤣

[@kobecooper7934]

That shit was wild af. I felt so bad for that dude. He didn't even let him utter more than 4 words at a time 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[@prettymorrow359]

Don't feel bad he's just a CCP pawn he's probably used to being punked around.

[@Destinnies]

"I swear they're everything, everywhere all at once" I understood that reference

[@R1KK1_-]

Yea I loved that movie

[@kristopherwilson506]

that was great

[@Okwiiishadowrogue]

What movie

[@Heynmffc]

.

[@Destinnies]

@@Okwiiishadowrogue Teengage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[@johnan3398]

"Dont you dare speak CHinese now" "They gonna start Pearl Harbour, AGAIN" "I thought its because he was Korean" LMFAO he keeps changing ethnicities

[@mavx6112]

The fact that Griffy got an actual congress member to feature on his channel shows he's getting more and more popular. Edit: Make sure not to read that guys profile. :)

[@Misspcross]

@Don't Read My Profile PictureOkay.

[@-Leni]

​@Don't Read My Profile Picture ok I wont

[@urEZMods]

​@Don't Read My Profile Picture forsure I won't

[@W1nstorm]

Report these mfers, I’ve been doing so for like a year and it actually works. :)

[@agentk1930]

This joke is so overused

[@slic321]

I almost believed that this was a real congressman, but the raised collar revealed that he is not. You almost got me Griffy!

[@SOLDTIMBOWIE87]

“Don’t speak Chinese now” 😂

[@blademonger6179]

0:33 - I have a breath-mint if someone needs a TicTac.

[@RayMak]

The accuracy of this is divine. This was totally what I felt when watching the entire hearing.

[@davidlee467]

Bro you're everywhere lol

[@society_member]

then you didn't watch the hearing if that's true.

[@12Metatron]

I've seen u everywhere

[@vagabond7684]

Fucking dickrider's everywhere

[@ronmendez22]

“So you admit it”. Sound like when the judge asked me if i was resposible of a car crash i was involved and i say NO…..

[@tevinvezina1766]

"Don't speak Chinese now ya liar!" "I thought it was because he's Korean!!" 😂😂

[@bananaboy8173]

The “Everything everywhere all at once” is either the worst joke or the best one

[@Stormsign]

"I swear they are Everything Everywhere All at Once" killed me lmaoooo

[@ShawntheGreat]

1:13 What's crazy is TikTok is a Chinese app, Pearl Harbor was the Japanese lmaooo I was rolling at that thought😂😂😂😂

[@Reina-Ayu]

The qualifications needed to be in the congress, then they open their mouth and everyone's like ... how ?!

[@iplan2plan773]

Well, George Santos has shown us you just need to be a habitual liar.....that's all, but I guess we knew that already.

[@MushookieMan]

The only qualifications for elected office are typically: Be over a certain age, be a U.S. citizen, and not a convicted felon. Not exactly MENSA members.

[@will_9910]

Nepotism honestly

[@ChillyJack]

The median iq in America is ~98. That means half of America has lower than that. People with 80 or lower struggle to even comprehend hypothetical questions. The state of politics with democratic elections make a lot more sense when you realize these things.

[@iplan2plan773]

@@ChillyJack I hear you, but that other half isn't trying to make sense of the nonsensical. It's like watching a clown show stuck on repeat and you hate clowns.

[@gamerdorianyt1]

1:32 Bro don't care you from Singapore 😂

[@shadowmist9093]

And this ain't even an exaggeration which is sad. Our politicians are ancient

[@MrLeerolljankins]

Too bad we can’t get rid of them like the dinosaurs they are

[@yurichtube1162]

​@@MrLeerolljankins Yes we can. We mass protest before congress with tourches.

[@MrLeerolljankins]

@@yurichtube1162 oh really so what’s stopping ya? You’ve had these past three years to do it so where’s the people taking potshots at these psychopaths ruining the world at?

[@yurichtube1162]

@@MrLeerolljankins Like with BLM, we first need to gather critical mass. Enough people wake up and we can take over the government.

[@Horsed_Beef]

The entire thing is literally exaggerated tho.

[@jasminegold2807]

The Shang-chi and Everything everywhere all at once reference sent me 💀

[@gibrilsi]

LongBeach, you’re the man!

[@simstudiosofficial]

He is

[@howardron543]

He is just Griffy

[@marshieswag5544]

I love that at 0:40 Griffy slightly breaks character and smiles when hes about to say crouching tiger xD

[@naravolian_db]

1:07 The documents being upside-down just completed the joke for me 😂😂

[@miketacos9034]

"I thought this was because he was Korean!" Now ask him which Korea.

[@ltokyu7824]

“do you speak english liu kang”😭😭ts already funny asf😭

[@bigzGillett]

"I was born in 1767" 😂😂😂 that shit had me rolling bro

[@mjock392]

So after he changed history in his previous videos, apparently TikTok moved from China to Japan, became a Zaibatsu company that had overthrown the Japanese Shogunate in the EDO period, conquered Manchuria and bombed Pearl Harbor on the same day Japan did in our timeline... WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

[@cabl3cas427]

"I swear they're Everything, everywhere, all at once." Unparalleled humor. This took me ouuuttttt!🤣

[@Smokeandroses]

The way she was holding the paper upside down the whole time is really the cherry on top

[@Jamestismyname]

Did you just assume the gender because of the hair? Everyone said "sir" when addressing him. 🤣🤣

[@Zombie_Trooper]

This is legitimately how all these hearings go. You have these 70+ year old people, who have no idea how to even turn on their computers, making decisions on how technology is used and the "safeguards" needed. It's just hilariously inept.

[@Hot_Karl94]

They were angrier about tiktok than Epstein island.

[@navrhy3075]

“Does Tiktok have the data to bomb Pearl Harbor, again?” IM FUCKING CRYING

[@peacefuldude9289]

“all of congress was” took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ha-kh7ef]

That "everything everywhere all at once" joke was incredible. Thank you Griffy for representing the Asian people.

[@kahlil_yt]

I liked that part too lol

[@Go_go_gadget]

Then I relapse

[@thegrimreaper270]

I don’t get it

[@Go_go_gadget]

@@thegrimreaper270 can you shut up get out my notifications

[@TheFurryInShambles]

​@@thegrimreaper270Reference to a movie with the same name

[@KevSoToxic]

1:58 anyone else peep that reference 😂 bro don’t miss

[@setokaiba2208]

That “everything everywhere all at once” reference was 🔥😂

[@sacredbanana1683]

"Do you speak english LIU KANG??? Cuz I cant understand a word youre sayin SHANG CHI. So let me ask you again Crouching Tiger" lmfaoo

[@Makaveli_-_]

I once used TikTok but then I took an arrow to the knee

[@drekky23]

I understood that reference

[@Clemaee]

2011

[@Makaveli_-_]

@@Clemaee history repeats itself

[@heyjeySigma]

....boomer joke from 2011 lol. feeling old yet?

[@Makaveli_-_]

@@heyjeySigma it ain’t a joke son. The arrow is still in my kneecap my negus

[@ks-ws7te]

Let’s not forget, for the most parts. “Can you answer with a yes or no?” 💀

[@cyberrain3261]

Captured the accuracy of congress and their ignorance of how the internet works.

[@javierolivares9880]

Tik tok came up off half naked teens dancin around in booty shorts

[@jhonadelic]

"they're everything, everywhere. All at once" 💀

[@ThatSubZeroGamer]

"I swear they're everything everywhere all at once" I can't bro!😂😂😂

[@TrilokyaX]

“Does blackpeople meet collects data from children”😂😂😂😭😭

[@Ladykyra101]

Yep, calling it "Tick Talk" from now on. 😂😂😂

[@BigGhostFace_bokc]

“TikTok….is that a war? “ 😂😂😂

[@Evangelion543]

I love how Griffy protrayed how senile our federal court judges are.

[@jonrios1389]

They really need term limits.

[@theseeper422]

As a Singaporean I honestly think the real life hearing won't be much different if this is what actually happened

[@Dipster101]

"I thought it was because he was Korean"😭💀💀

[@CaeloReivers]

I love how the paper is upside down

[@Kirbo710]

"let me ask you this again, sir...does vine collect data from children"

[@Casualazn81]

He goes so hardcore and still can't be canceled 🤣🤣🤣

[@brianshava4689]

2:21 "It sounds pretty terroristy to me"

[@quandrixtwincaster5738]

This is a pretty accurate representation of that "hearing".

[@RAWKINGCOMEDY]

Bro can be political and still be funny

[@HaleyStaleySeattle]

This isn't even that far from what the actual hearing entailed lmao

[@kingzkb2195]

I keep hearing about this. Why are we so bad at just asking REAL questions? We could get more done if we just got the answers we wanted.

[@daedalus2253]

Right, we need to know if they plan on doing another sneaky Pearl Harbor again

[@iamalfiie7700]

mf said “does tiktok use my home wifi”😭

[@Astro2024]

Because stupid is as stupid does

[@nicholasalexander9866]

Granted do we have people that’ll listen? For example, that lady that was asking Shen those yes or no questions and then just started interrupting him, just to hear her own voice again.

[@churchofthelambofsat]

The point of this is to ram through another Patriot Act that allows them to spy on us much more extensively. They don't actually care about Tiktok.

[@Rye___]

What’s scary is, this is exactly how a lot of our “congressional leadership” is in terms of age and knowledge on technology…..

[@Yleexy]

This accent is so accurate… I hear it so much in the south especially in Louisiana 😭 and Mississippi

[@shinykazuo]

Bruh I had to double check to see if this was a Griffy video or the live footage from the hearing. Shit was too accurate.

[@BigBoss15310]

The cadence of him speaking as a congressman LOL. Another Griffy classic

[@megaknackrack]

"Do you speak English, Liu kang?" got me dying

[@MjG90]

Griffy’s wigs always have that *ONE DANG* straggler hangin that drives me crazy whole video 😂😂😩

[@jltplease]

FR. Congress is wailing about TikTok collecting data, when nearly every website you go on collects user data

[@zecta2293]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how much effort he puts into these skits

[@deki90to]

No

[@hirvale]

If I have to read this comment one more time I'll smack an old lady

[@not_a_duck]

Can we take a moment to recognize how little effort ZECTA put into this comment?

[@seaofflowers.]

​@@not_a_duck thank you. Someone has to comment zecta's exact comment on every single Griffy video and it's like..... 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@not_a_duck]

@@seaofflowers. Not even just Griffy, it's practically everywhere ._.

[@nickgee7291]

so true! they kept calling him Chinese and they had no idea how the internet worked to even ask questions that made sense

[@Senseirey]

Saw this one coming 😭

[@Harvey_Mod]

The everything everywhere all at once ended me 😂

[@MeisterFuhrer]

TikTrash is terrible but the way these people in power are going about it is just ridiculous. You can tell how out of touch from reality they are from just watching them. They're a bunch of old schoolers who just need to retire. Times have changed way too fast for them and it's unfortunate that they get to make the big decisions. It's disgusting.

[@OnMyLunchBreak07]

Seriously. Reminds me of the Facebook one years ago. They're so out of touch, it physically hurts. There needs to be an age limit to these things.

[@rayzewiz8197]

We should totally vote them out.

[@Azazel0183]

they so old it looks like they gonna die and instantly turn into dust

[@anabomination2784]

The only one that was doing alright is Yvette Clark, she actually listened to what he had to say rather than tried to batter him and not let him explain.

[@will_9910]

Y'all say that but it don't show in the votes. These geezers gotta go.

[@davidnguyen4707]

I love it when there's an old guy who's supposed to be an "IT expert with years of experience" asked where the 1s and 0s are compiled and if they're written in China, the CEO said that it's a global effort and some of it was indeed written in China, but the congress boomer just automatically assumed that it's all written in China.

[@IkeNotMike]

The everything everywhere all at once reference 😭😭

[@perfectenrager]

The paper in his hand being upside down is a perfect touch.

[@AKthirst]

LongBeachGriffy, you just got yourself into the "culture war" LMAO 😂🤣

[@luwinyakansaila8778]

Crouching tiger..pearl humor... What's an app?😂😂😂

[@lavarball1237]

Two minutes in and I’m crying 😭😭

[@Kai_Gamezone]

Nah it was the Liu Kang for me 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣

[@Abey608]

the video is 2 minutes long......

[@lavarball1237]

@@Abey608 I commented the second it came out and it’s longer than two minutes…

[@bigharp0949]

Yes😂

[@JustAFatherlyNerd]

I just went back to watch the 5 hour hearing just so I can get this skit lmao Griffy never disappoints with the truth through comedy.

[@CoalsToday]

This might be one of his best videos ever I legit died laughing every sentence.

[@baraaalshalabi9567]

When he slept I remembered when luffy slept during jimbei’s backstory in fishmen arc 😭😭

[@RespectMyNerdz]

I lost it when he said “Lui Kang”

[@ChrisYoungGunn]

"Everything, everywhere all at once" lmfaooo

[@1andonlydango]

“mr chew, what day of the week is it, yes or no?”

[@lunarspace1196]

The questions they asked were so dumb, and they wouldn't let chew talk. You definitely was accurate with this

[@Sephiroso.]

Uhh i mean not all of them. The Texas representative was actually asking some good questions. The only issue was he was the last one and didn't have enough time to keep going.

[@Jaisean]

“Lemme ask u again crouching tiger” is wild ☠️☠️☠️

[@jasong7728]

Griffy could predict the future if he isn’t careful starting with this vid

[@Crustacean4]

*They didn't even let them speak during the meeting, they just wanted to catch him lacking* 😂😂

[@300kyuubi]

“T-tick tock? Tic tac? Tick tock? W-w-what is that? Is, is that a war? My boy I can’t 😆

[@DarkCrux]

I swear they are "Everything, Everywhere all at once" OMG this man's jokes are ON ANOTHER FUCKING LEVEL...