"What did you do Christmas eve, mate?" "Watched a dude shave his beard on youtube"
@TheDgdimick3 жыл бұрын
LOLz, and I'm off to find a funnel myself.
@tuxberlin3 жыл бұрын
Check ✅
@absolutely13373 жыл бұрын
Merry festivas for the rest of us!
@Wolf_K3 жыл бұрын
Christmas Day here and I’m watching
@DavidPlass3 жыл бұрын
LOL, I had the same exact thought!
@Watch-Crazy3 жыл бұрын
New Title: 10 years younger in 1 minute.
@Ammoniummetavanadate3 жыл бұрын
All we need to do is crowd-fund some dental work for him and he would look 30 again.
@Watch-Crazy3 жыл бұрын
@@Ammoniummetavanadate Ah that's a little harsh, we are from the UK... 🙊
@Ammoniummetavanadate3 жыл бұрын
@@Watch-Crazy No, I mean it looks like two of his front teeth are damaged. It wouldn't surprise me if he got hit in the face on the job or something like that.
@Watch-Crazy3 жыл бұрын
@@Ammoniummetavanadate Hmmm possibly, if I hazard a guess I'd say one too many alcoholic soda streams and getting a little trigger happy with the gas... BANG.
@chrishartley12103 жыл бұрын
One slip and it's how to take 10 years off your life in 1 minute.
@jkobain3 жыл бұрын
This is the type of a speedrun I'm subscribed for!
@fazergazer3 жыл бұрын
Little known fact. All that beard he cut was just his 5’oclock shadow. Will need to do that all over again next mornin’
@erickjoestar15613 жыл бұрын
Gotta say, this tricolor beard is probably the coolest I've ever seen
@t-spintriple41853 жыл бұрын
Why is his beard three different colours? It's like Neapolitan ice cream!
@shanematthews19853 жыл бұрын
Clive confirmed as Mr Whippy
@girlsdrinkfeck3 жыл бұрын
he died the longer part months ago
@girlsdrinkfeck3 жыл бұрын
dyed
@CircularMirror73 жыл бұрын
He dyed it, has brown hair and is 55.
@madmonkey81413 жыл бұрын
You’ve never had a chocolate dipped strawberry?? 🍓
@viryansh84503 жыл бұрын
Clive: how to get a perfect goatee in 1 minute Me a 14 year old : *interesting*
@Alexander_l3223 жыл бұрын
You can try to trim your newly acquired pubes into something using a similar method to this!
@dodopson32113 жыл бұрын
Me a female: *interesting*
@robertariza61763 жыл бұрын
@@dodopson3211 me too! Lol!
@Retep45653 жыл бұрын
Next Big Clive video: A perfect bikini line in one minute.
@_dude..3 жыл бұрын
Using a funnel?
@kenpickett93173 жыл бұрын
@@_dude.. Yep, with the funnel.....
@GyroGearlooseHelis3 жыл бұрын
Well you *could*... just yank your junk through the funnel and when you stop screaming, trimming should be easier...
@bertblankenstein37383 жыл бұрын
Aye Carumba!
@contrarian88703 жыл бұрын
So the narrow end of the funnel would be "sufficient"? Okay...
@lagr59993 жыл бұрын
NOW I know where I've seen you before Clive - on stage, as a member of DEVO!
@Crimsonedge13 жыл бұрын
Donny soldier.
@JerryFountain3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking more ZZ Top
@joshualockett69123 жыл бұрын
Came for the electronics, stayed for the beard
@CHPMP53 жыл бұрын
I won't lie, ever since your first shaving video, I've been using a cup to shave my goatee! It's always those simple ideas that make you kick yourself for not having thought of it sooner!
@BoB4jjjjs3 жыл бұрын
From a bear to a teddy in ten minutes.
@jkobain3 жыл бұрын
Trimming your bear? Nice!
@dolbyman3 жыл бұрын
This is the absolute full service channel: - Death Dalek dissections - Delicacy electrocutions - Beauty tips What else can you ask for ?
@meegstomtom3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget he has some food stuffs on here too.
@dolbyman3 жыл бұрын
@@meegstomtom Hence the delicacies :)
@meegstomtom3 жыл бұрын
@@dolbyman I was thinking more about his trashy foods and fine carbonated beverages
@Poptart133g3 жыл бұрын
Kittens!!!
@peglor3 жыл бұрын
Needs to throw in a dash of small engine repair and maybe some gardening :-P.
@KVVUZRSCHK3 жыл бұрын
The color scheme absolutely baffles me. First a bit of reddish, then grey, then dark brown
@DerCrawlerVomUrAnus3 жыл бұрын
The black at the bottom is because he dyed it all black a while back.
@bdf27183 жыл бұрын
He dyed it tartan.
@dropgold3 жыл бұрын
@@bdf2718 Did he do it using the authentic Scottish style of using a left handed brush? I certainly hope so.
@denschub3 жыл бұрын
He's probably aiming for a very specific resistor color code.
@bdf27183 жыл бұрын
@@denschub So 1.8k. Or 280R. Depending which way up you hold him. But 280R isn't a standard value until you get to the E96 series.
@pamelatify3 жыл бұрын
This is why I quit watching main stream media. The quality of content in real life is so much better for us than a cheesy sitcom and some fake news. Merry Christmas!
@HapppyMann3 жыл бұрын
Now this is the kind of content I'm subscribed for
@twocvbloke3 жыл бұрын
I just keep staring at the blinky light panel in the background, like a moth attracted to a lightbulb... :P
@greenaum3 жыл бұрын
He has to clean dead nerds out from a tray underneath it 3 times a week. Got it from China, it kills nerds. It's not cruel cos they die happy.
@cheyannei59833 жыл бұрын
LÄMP
@mycosys3 жыл бұрын
@@jkobain r/whooosh
@ATMAtim3 жыл бұрын
I'd love to build one of those LED sequencers. Don't you sell the PC board for them?
@dwDragon883 жыл бұрын
Beard fetish, bear fetish, cone fetish, shaving fetish, suffocation fetish, ASMR... something for everyone it seems.
@tikaanipippin3 жыл бұрын
The perfect nightmare before Christmas, I thought gouts of blood from severed jugulars and nicked carotids! But no, a perfect goatee in less than 2 minutes, no casualties. Thanks for another great year, Clive, always a pleasure to watch and listen to, and looking forward to a Happier and Better New Year!
@davidglynnguitars81193 жыл бұрын
Just used this method today!! Works GREAT!! I don't know how many times I screwed up trimming the goatee before and ended up just shaving it off. Thanks, Big Clive for a great method.
@mopedbanzi32753 жыл бұрын
hehe nice perfect late night upload, merry christmas big guy!
@dew-drop3 жыл бұрын
Saw an infomercial years ago for a goatee trimmer. Thought it was a hilarious unitasker joke. But a funnel is serious business and best of all, a multitasker!
@tsbrownie3 жыл бұрын
Not going to ask about any "personal" grooming. ;)
@MrFittyTucker3 жыл бұрын
Same Funnel of Course! LOL
@hectorpascal3 жыл бұрын
Well, that 60s of fun probably just lost you an almost certain nomination for "Hairy Scots Bear of the Year"
@Tick293 жыл бұрын
Me: *I'll check KZbin before I go out for Xmas Lunch Clive: Perfect Goatee in one minute Me: *clicks immediately*
@FirstLast-vy6rn3 жыл бұрын
Of all the things I've watched you do, this is in the top 5 most impressive.
@KidMillions3 жыл бұрын
"By request"... and expecting it will go viral again. :D
@bigclivedotcom3 жыл бұрын
Maybe a little bit of that.
@gerrabath3 жыл бұрын
I'm extremely comforted by the thought that every day someone new discovers bigclivedotcom.
@natalyst3 жыл бұрын
"Trimming the full bear back to a long goatee fast with a funnel and shaver." something tells me that isn't a typo
@kingjames48863 жыл бұрын
not for one second did I think it was a typo...
@billjohnston46032 жыл бұрын
Wow ! 3 different colors in 3 different levels ! EPIC 👍
@reviewbridge34003 жыл бұрын
10 years younger, Merry Christmas.
@staalefo3 жыл бұрын
You look better with a goatee than the beard. My daughter wished that I removed my goatee (that had become a beard) for Christmas. So on 23th of December I trimmed away goatee and beard so that I only had a moustache left. She was thrilled on Christmas morning when she found out. Easiest gift I ever made!
@yerwol3 жыл бұрын
Oh Clive..... Merry Christmas!
@zh843 жыл бұрын
You should teach this to Dr Ashen.
@ncot_tech3 жыл бұрын
Currently he seems to have chopped everything off. I’m blaming cheese poisoning.
@6581punk3 жыл бұрын
Eating all that old food has caused everything to fall out.
@gertjanvandermeij42653 жыл бұрын
Only the BEST technical advice here ! 😂 *Happy Holidays Clive !*
@juststeve55423 жыл бұрын
How does Clive know that I'm planning on tidying up my lock-down beard just for Chrimbo dinner?! I suspect I only have one funnel the right size, I hope everyone at the table is understanding why I will smell of Castrol.
@Blazer02LS3 жыл бұрын
Just tell them it's your new beard oil...
@ferrumignis3 жыл бұрын
Are you a hip 5W30 fully synthetic kind of guy, or more of a classic 20W50 mineral man?
@juststeve55423 жыл бұрын
@@ferrumignis I think I might go with the old favourite of Castrol R two stroke oil.
@Neffers_UK3 жыл бұрын
Hey Clive, I just want to wish you and yours a very merry xmas, and the manx club in general. Thank you SO much for the content you have delivered. Internet video would not be the same without you.
@stevebirch81623 жыл бұрын
recommendation: hoover attachment on funnel small-end :)
@mycosys3 жыл бұрын
a reverse flowbee??
@pep7293 жыл бұрын
All I saw was the thumbnail and I had to come in and like this. Well done sir. Brilliant.
@kmcdonnell833 жыл бұрын
“The prefect goatee in one minute” but the video is over two minutes long 🤔
@Zoso148923 жыл бұрын
By my count this is the third time you've shown thus. Funny how I just dont care, I see Clive, I watch.
@bigclivedotcom3 жыл бұрын
If I did the naked one now it would probably get flagged as porn.
@Zoso148923 жыл бұрын
@@bigclivedotcom 🤣 Merry Christmas big man.
@Xclub40X3 жыл бұрын
It's like a cat cone for beards Impressive goatee though
@cgoad3 жыл бұрын
ACK! I've fallen behind in my KZbin video watching and this one just popped up as I finished another channels vlog. There was some WEIRD bald (almost) guy on my screen! Shock time! Did I open the correct video? Within seconds I realised that it was you. You gave yourself an early Christmas present of a head clearing, and now a beard trimming. Whew! Thankfully I hadn't stumbled on some WEIRD site! Merry Christmas Clive, and please pass along the same to Ralph.
@blazingmatty1233 жыл бұрын
When you had the beard mostly shaved off with the funnel over you looked a bit like abom79, could it be, is big clive actually abom, who knows
@blazingmatty1233 жыл бұрын
@DARK APPARITION I can see it myself, one moment it's big Clive, the next it's Adam booth
@BCM19593 жыл бұрын
You were mentioned a few times in the comment section of Bosnian Bill's newest video and I looked you up. Subbed.
@Petertronic3 жыл бұрын
Is trimming the "full bear" (description) intended or a pun, haha. Merry Xmas!
@bdf27183 жыл бұрын
Intended. It's the beard that makes Clive a bear.
@Sashazur3 жыл бұрын
@@bdf2718 Is he “that” kind of bear??? 👀
@bdf27183 жыл бұрын
@@Sashazur If you mean the kind that sometimes wears a variant of a yin/yang symbol consisting of two bears, yes.
@riddlydiddlyimawantedmanin44423 жыл бұрын
@@Sashazur yes
@Offensive_Username3 жыл бұрын
@@Sashazur His website has a little hint.
@krisjones33593 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas BigClive, love your videos X
@penguiin123 жыл бұрын
how did it go from brown to gray to red??? you dyeing your beard clive? i need to know what i have to look forward to in my later years!
@jakethejeweler30923 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the tip Big Clive. Cutting a garbage bag in half and putting half over the sink and standing on the other half makes shaving your head and beard cleanup quick and easy.
@PaulEcosse3 жыл бұрын
My mum questioned why my beard had gotten so wide today. Her exact words, "Are you growing a beard?". I've had a beard for 30 years. But suddenly it's too 'wide' and more grooming is required.
@SPFLDAngler3 жыл бұрын
The real issue is that your full beard is at some stage of growth that reminds her of someone in her past that she does not like to think about. That's all it is. I've had the same problem with appearance and my mother complaining about certain things that a mother normally wouldn't or even shouldn't be bothered with. Like whenever I grow out my hair, she says I should get a trim. Little does she know that I remember the one time she mentioned that I was starting to look like my father(whom she hates with a burning rage) and so even though it was only the one time, I know that anytime she brings up my appearance and suggests changing it, it is because of that fact.. I almost guarantee it is the same with you and your mother as well. Your beard reminds her of someone she does not like lololol...
@jenkinseric23 жыл бұрын
I seem to have missed a bunch of Big Clive videos. thanks.
@ChurchOfTheHolyMho3 жыл бұрын
No attached OpenScad script to 3D print your own "Perfect Goatee Trimmer™" at home? :P
@ThomasSIversen3 жыл бұрын
The homemade gift from our uncle we didn’t wish for, but we all cherrish and love. Merry xmas to you all!
@codypalm3 жыл бұрын
I've been growing facial hair since November 2019 its not pretty. Now with a $2 funnel I can look pretty
@R_Forde3 жыл бұрын
The only way a funnel can make me pretty is if I give it to a person and they hold it in their mouth while I pour drinks down their throats. 😁
@mycosys3 жыл бұрын
@@R_Forde also makes a natty hat
@IconRunner053 жыл бұрын
Gonna take more than that m8 😁
@77thTrombone3 жыл бұрын
I came for the funnel factor, but will take it as a reminder to send Clive a Christmas cookie.
@chapelchicks88513 жыл бұрын
Cool, I just need to grow a beard now!
@grantrennie3 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@MusicalBox3 жыл бұрын
Makes me regret I didn't ask Santa to bring me a funnel this year.
@titomata4853 жыл бұрын
Alguien que venga de Un Poco De Todo?
@axelpa8743 жыл бұрын
Yo xd
@Adamasioo3 жыл бұрын
yop
@ncot_tech3 жыл бұрын
The stripes on the beard is one way to tell the age of an electronics KZbinr.
@redfog423 жыл бұрын
The absolute horror! Also, there is no such thing as a "perfect goatee" on account of them being so very VERY wrong!
@Bot.number.694203 жыл бұрын
So you are done with being santa and returning to being beauty youtuber. This is best content this year and a great beauty tip.
@TheSoundmanPete3 жыл бұрын
I thought that was a covid mask where you bring your beard out thru the hole.
@petesapwell3 жыл бұрын
Happy Christmas Clive, Slainthe!!!
@Foxfatherracing3 жыл бұрын
No joke, as a man of 50 years, thank you big clive brilliant idea.
@billburkart90873 жыл бұрын
LOL. You won't see Eric "O" doing something like that. Merry Christmas Clive
@satysin6303 жыл бұрын
Should have whispered for some Big Clive ASMR 😆 Merry Christmas Clive! Have a good one mate.
@Mobbsey1183 жыл бұрын
Love it, and so simple!! Merry Christmas Clive, wishing you all the best mate.
@Old_Man_Fire3 жыл бұрын
i love it when Clive (briefly) makes himself look like a potato. merry christmas, sir, and here's another fan wishing all the best to you and yours.
@CanadairCL443 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas , Clive!
@littlebearish3 жыл бұрын
Hate to see a good beard go but still looking good!
@H3xx993 жыл бұрын
If you use a longer oil change funnel, with the same diameter, you can trim the bottom of the funnel off and attach a vacuum hose. The suction will draw in the longer hair, allow you to self center the funnel, trim, draw the longer hair out, and then use the vacuum to clean up the cut hair.
@christopherrasmussen87183 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas Clive! Looking good
@matthewneleigh5673 жыл бұрын
Come for the electronic teardowns, stay for the beard trimming techniques.
@dromedda68103 жыл бұрын
just realised that this wonderful and prime specimen of a man is rockin' a tri-tone goatee.
@maveric53813 жыл бұрын
Best video on youtube. Have a good Christmas clive.
@strongandco3 жыл бұрын
This is still better than anything on British TV Christmas Day - and free!
@pnadk3 жыл бұрын
I don't grow a beard myself but I still watched this with fascination. So smart.
@BrendanNutley3 жыл бұрын
Happy Christmas Clive!
@belyear3 жыл бұрын
Clive. I’ve learned many things from you. Thanks
@harryherman53713 жыл бұрын
Holy feck Ralfy has a brother. I wasn't into electronics, but I will be now - your mother did a fine job, boys.
@BoiledOctopus3 жыл бұрын
Gotta say, the long goatee and shaved head looks awesome. Suits you sir!
@1990drewman3 жыл бұрын
20k views...on xmas day....of watching a man shave his beard...when you know you have a loyal audience
@hondadna933 жыл бұрын
You know how sometimes you listen to a radio program for years and years but never really know what the broadcaster looks like but you build a "picture" of that person in your mind. Then one day you see them in real life, you hear them but you can't believe that you're truly seeing the person you hear. Yea that's this video lol
@kimblewt3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Clive for all your great videos, your a diamond !
@unimaginativeusername84023 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas Clive :) x
@stevetobias48903 жыл бұрын
Excellent Clive. Would have never thought of doing it like that. Great tip! Merry Christmas to you and your family
@ATMAtim3 жыл бұрын
Clive, I think the lockdown is getting the best of you. Time to get out and do something different. Actually, I like the after look better. Happy Christmas to you.
@bobair23 жыл бұрын
It works! One cannot argue with success,well done and merry Xmas to you-Clive and too Ralph as well.
@febbral3 жыл бұрын
That beard had copper wire included, that`s why he trimmed his goatee! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
@clive28133 жыл бұрын
Hi Clive A merry Christmas to you, thank you very much for your videos. I’ve learnt a lot and like this one they are very entertaining.
@AngelusDlion3 жыл бұрын
You, sir, are a fricking genius and I intend to use this on my own facial hair.
@MrRecall2003 жыл бұрын
All the years ago when I stumbled on this golden little channel I never thought I'd be learning grooming skills off it. Not exactly surprising tho. I always fear taking a chunk out when I go for the free had method. Since I grew facial hair I also grew a lack of a chin, or maybe just 3-5 new chins. It's been a few years since I shaved it all off, but the last time I did my girlfriend couldn't look at me without laughing for about a week since it had been years since she saw my face. Its god awefull weird when you see your face after it being hidden away for years.
@eight-double-three3 жыл бұрын
Clive, mate, you made my day! ;)
@coolvideos88643 жыл бұрын
Your looking well Clive!
@horsetowater3 жыл бұрын
1min 5seconds. Bravo. Merry Christmas!
@fubartotale33893 жыл бұрын
The goatee: all the hassle of shaving every day, but with the advantage of looking like a movie villian.
@Lumibear.3 жыл бұрын
Ah Clive there you are! I currently rock the look of Santa dragged backwards through a hedge, so may actually try this at some point.
@DaWalkDude3 жыл бұрын
Funnel-beard-tucked Clive gave me huge Mat From Techmoan vibes
@kanecobe3 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this video with zero facial hair and zero ability to grow some if I tried.
@thorburnjschwegler4 ай бұрын
Holy moly this is the video that I've been looking for, long goatee ftw