TikTok perfect goatee in one minute original with ending

[@BusbyBiscuits]

"What did you do Christmas eve, mate?" "Watched a dude shave his beard on youtube"

[@TheDgdimick]

LOLz, and I'm off to find a funnel myself.

[@tuxberlin]

Check ✅

[@absolutely1337]

Merry festivas for the rest of us!

[@Wolf_K]

Christmas Day here and I’m watching

[@DavidPlass]

LOL, I had the same exact thought!

[@Watch-Crazy]

New Title: 10 years younger in 1 minute.

[@Ammoniummetavanadate]

All we need to do is crowd-fund some dental work for him and he would look 30 again.

[@Watch-Crazy]

@@Ammoniummetavanadate Ah that's a little harsh, we are from the UK... 🙊

[@Ammoniummetavanadate]

@@Watch-Crazy No, I mean it looks like two of his front teeth are damaged. It wouldn't surprise me if he got hit in the face on the job or something like that.

[@Watch-Crazy]

@@Ammoniummetavanadate Hmmm possibly, if I hazard a guess I'd say one too many alcoholic soda streams and getting a little trigger happy with the gas... BANG.

[@chrishartley1210]

One slip and it's how to take 10 years off your life in 1 minute.

[@jkobain]

This is the type of a speedrun I'm subscribed for!

[@fazergazer]

Little known fact. All that beard he cut was just his 5’oclock shadow. Will need to do that all over again next mornin’

[@erickjoestar1561]

Gotta say, this tricolor beard is probably the coolest I've ever seen

[@t-spintriple4185]

Why is his beard three different colours? It's like Neapolitan ice cream!

[@shanematthews1985]

Clive confirmed as Mr Whippy

[@girlsdrinkfeck]

he died the longer part months ago

[@girlsdrinkfeck]

dyed

[@CircularMirror7]

He dyed it, has brown hair and is 55.

[@madmonkey8141]

You’ve never had a chocolate dipped strawberry?? 🍓

[@viryansh8450]

Clive: how to get a perfect goatee in 1 minute Me a 14 year old : *interesting*

[@Alexander_l322]

You can try to trim your newly acquired pubes into something using a similar method to this!

[@dodopson3211]

Me a female: *interesting*

[@robertariza6176]

@@dodopson3211 me too! Lol!

[@Retep4565]

Next Big Clive video: A perfect bikini line in one minute.

[@_dude..]

Using a funnel?

[@kenpickett9317]

@@_dude.. Yep, with the funnel.....

[@GyroGearlooseHelis]

Well you *could*... just yank your junk through the funnel and when you stop screaming, trimming should be easier...

[@bertblankenstein3738]

Aye Carumba!

[@contrarian8870]

So the narrow end of the funnel would be "sufficient"? Okay...

[@lagr5999]

NOW I know where I've seen you before Clive - on stage, as a member of DEVO!

[@Crimsonedge1]

Donny soldier.

[@JerryFountain]

I was thinking more ZZ Top

[@joshualockett6912]

Came for the electronics, stayed for the beard

[@CHPMP5]

I won't lie, ever since your first shaving video, I've been using a cup to shave my goatee! It's always those simple ideas that make you kick yourself for not having thought of it sooner!

[@BoB4jjjjs]

From a bear to a teddy in ten minutes.

[@jkobain]

Trimming your bear? Nice!

[@dolbyman]

This is the absolute full service channel: - Death Dalek dissections - Delicacy electrocutions - Beauty tips What else can you ask for ?

[@meegstomtom]

Don't forget he has some food stuffs on here too.

[@dolbyman]

@@meegstomtom Hence the delicacies :)

[@meegstomtom]

@@dolbyman I was thinking more about his trashy foods and fine carbonated beverages

[@Poptart133g]

Kittens!!!

[@peglor]

Needs to throw in a dash of small engine repair and maybe some gardening :-P.

[@KVVUZRSCHK]

The color scheme absolutely baffles me. First a bit of reddish, then grey, then dark brown

[@DerCrawlerVomUrAnus]

The black at the bottom is because he dyed it all black a while back.

[@bdf2718]

He dyed it tartan.

[@dropgold]

@@bdf2718 Did he do it using the authentic Scottish style of using a left handed brush? I certainly hope so.

[@denschub]

He's probably aiming for a very specific resistor color code.

[@bdf2718]

@@denschub So 1.8k. Or 280R. Depending which way up you hold him. But 280R isn't a standard value until you get to the E96 series.

[@pamelatify]

This is why I quit watching main stream media. The quality of content in real life is so much better for us than a cheesy sitcom and some fake news. Merry Christmas!

[@HapppyMann]

Now this is the kind of content I'm subscribed for

[@twocvbloke]

I just keep staring at the blinky light panel in the background, like a moth attracted to a lightbulb... :P

[@greenaum]

He has to clean dead nerds out from a tray underneath it 3 times a week. Got it from China, it kills nerds. It's not cruel cos they die happy.

[@cheyannei5983]

LÄMP

[@mycosys]

@@jkobain r/whooosh

[@ATMAtim]

I'd love to build one of those LED sequencers. Don't you sell the PC board for them?

[@dwDragon88]

Beard fetish, bear fetish, cone fetish, shaving fetish, suffocation fetish, ASMR... something for everyone it seems.

[@tikaanipippin]

The perfect nightmare before Christmas, I thought gouts of blood from severed jugulars and nicked carotids! But no, a perfect goatee in less than 2 minutes, no casualties. Thanks for another great year, Clive, always a pleasure to watch and listen to, and looking forward to a Happier and Better New Year!

[@davidglynnguitars8119]

Just used this method today!! Works GREAT!! I don't know how many times I screwed up trimming the goatee before and ended up just shaving it off. Thanks, Big Clive for a great method.

[@mopedbanzi3275]

hehe nice perfect late night upload, merry christmas big guy!

[@dew-drop]

Saw an infomercial years ago for a goatee trimmer. Thought it was a hilarious unitasker joke. But a funnel is serious business and best of all, a multitasker!

[@tsbrownie]

Not going to ask about any "personal" grooming. ;)

[@MrFittyTucker]

Same Funnel of Course! LOL

[@hectorpascal]

Well, that 60s of fun probably just lost you an almost certain nomination for "Hairy Scots Bear of the Year"

[@Tick29]

Me: *I'll check KZbin before I go out for Xmas Lunch Clive: Perfect Goatee in one minute Me: *clicks immediately*

[@FirstLast-vy6rn]

Of all the things I've watched you do, this is in the top 5 most impressive.

[@KidMillions]

"By request"... and expecting it will go viral again. :D

[@bigclivedotcom]

Maybe a little bit of that.

[@gerrabath]

I'm extremely comforted by the thought that every day someone new discovers bigclivedotcom.

[@natalyst]

"Trimming the full bear back to a long goatee fast with a funnel and shaver." something tells me that isn't a typo

[@kingjames4886]

not for one second did I think it was a typo...

[@billjohnston4603]

Wow ! 3 different colors in 3 different levels ! EPIC 👍

[@reviewbridge3400]

10 years younger, Merry Christmas.

[@staalefo]

You look better with a goatee than the beard. My daughter wished that I removed my goatee (that had become a beard) for Christmas. So on 23th of December I trimmed away goatee and beard so that I only had a moustache left. She was thrilled on Christmas morning when she found out. Easiest gift I ever made!

[@yerwol]

Oh Clive..... Merry Christmas!

[@zh84]

You should teach this to Dr Ashen.

[@ncot_tech]

Currently he seems to have chopped everything off. I’m blaming cheese poisoning.

[@6581punk]

Eating all that old food has caused everything to fall out.

[@gertjanvandermeij4265]

Only the BEST technical advice here ! 😂 *Happy Holidays Clive !*

[@juststeve5542]

How does Clive know that I'm planning on tidying up my lock-down beard just for Chrimbo dinner?! I suspect I only have one funnel the right size, I hope everyone at the table is understanding why I will smell of Castrol.

[@Blazer02LS]

Just tell them it's your new beard oil...

[@ferrumignis]

Are you a hip 5W30 fully synthetic kind of guy, or more of a classic 20W50 mineral man?

[@juststeve5542]

@@ferrumignis I think I might go with the old favourite of Castrol R two stroke oil.

[@Neffers_UK]

Hey Clive, I just want to wish you and yours a very merry xmas, and the manx club in general. Thank you SO much for the content you have delivered. Internet video would not be the same without you.

[@stevebirch8162]

recommendation: hoover attachment on funnel small-end :)

[@mycosys]

a reverse flowbee??

[@pep729]

All I saw was the thumbnail and I had to come in and like this. Well done sir. Brilliant.

[@kmcdonnell83]

“The prefect goatee in one minute” but the video is over two minutes long 🤔

[@Zoso14892]

By my count this is the third time you've shown thus. Funny how I just dont care, I see Clive, I watch.

[@bigclivedotcom]

If I did the naked one now it would probably get flagged as porn.

[@Zoso14892]

@@bigclivedotcom 🤣 Merry Christmas big man.

[@Xclub40X]

It's like a cat cone for beards Impressive goatee though

[@cgoad]

ACK! I've fallen behind in my KZbin video watching and this one just popped up as I finished another channels vlog. There was some WEIRD bald (almost) guy on my screen! Shock time! Did I open the correct video? Within seconds I realised that it was you. You gave yourself an early Christmas present of a head clearing, and now a beard trimming. Whew! Thankfully I hadn't stumbled on some WEIRD site! Merry Christmas Clive, and please pass along the same to Ralph.

[@blazingmatty123]

When you had the beard mostly shaved off with the funnel over you looked a bit like abom79, could it be, is big clive actually abom, who knows

[@blazingmatty123]

@DARK APPARITION I can see it myself, one moment it's big Clive, the next it's Adam booth

[@BCM1959]

You were mentioned a few times in the comment section of Bosnian Bill's newest video and I looked you up. Subbed.

[@Petertronic]

Is trimming the "full bear" (description) intended or a pun, haha. Merry Xmas!

[@bdf2718]

Intended. It's the beard that makes Clive a bear.

[@Sashazur]

@@bdf2718 Is he “that” kind of bear??? 👀

[@bdf2718]

@@Sashazur If you mean the kind that sometimes wears a variant of a yin/yang symbol consisting of two bears, yes.

[@riddlydiddlyimawantedmanin4442]

​@@Sashazur yes

[@Offensive_Username]

@@Sashazur His website has a little hint.

[@krisjones3359]

Merry Christmas BigClive, love your videos X

[@penguiin12]

how did it go from brown to gray to red??? you dyeing your beard clive? i need to know what i have to look forward to in my later years!

[@jakethejeweler3092]

Thanks for the tip Big Clive. Cutting a garbage bag in half and putting half over the sink and standing on the other half makes shaving your head and beard cleanup quick and easy.

[@PaulEcosse]

My mum questioned why my beard had gotten so wide today. Her exact words, "Are you growing a beard?". I've had a beard for 30 years. But suddenly it's too 'wide' and more grooming is required.

[@SPFLDAngler]

The real issue is that your full beard is at some stage of growth that reminds her of someone in her past that she does not like to think about. That's all it is. I've had the same problem with appearance and my mother complaining about certain things that a mother normally wouldn't or even shouldn't be bothered with. Like whenever I grow out my hair, she says I should get a trim. Little does she know that I remember the one time she mentioned that I was starting to look like my father(whom she hates with a burning rage) and so even though it was only the one time, I know that anytime she brings up my appearance and suggests changing it, it is because of that fact.. I almost guarantee it is the same with you and your mother as well. Your beard reminds her of someone she does not like lololol...

[@jenkinseric2]

I seem to have missed a bunch of Big Clive videos. thanks.

[@ChurchOfTheHolyMho]

No attached OpenScad script to 3D print your own "Perfect Goatee Trimmer™" at home? :P

[@ThomasSIversen]

The homemade gift from our uncle we didn’t wish for, but we all cherrish and love. Merry xmas to you all!

[@codypalm]

I've been growing facial hair since November 2019 its not pretty. Now with a $2 funnel I can look pretty

[@R_Forde]

The only way a funnel can make me pretty is if I give it to a person and they hold it in their mouth while I pour drinks down their throats. 😁

[@mycosys]

@@R_Forde also makes a natty hat

[@IconRunner05]

Gonna take more than that m8 😁

[@77thTrombone]

I came for the funnel factor, but will take it as a reminder to send Clive a Christmas cookie.

[@chapelchicks8851]

Cool, I just need to grow a beard now!

[@grantrennie]

Lol 😂

[@MusicalBox]

Makes me regret I didn't ask Santa to bring me a funnel this year.

[@titomata485]

Alguien que venga de Un Poco De Todo?

[@axelpa874]

Yo xd

[@Adamasioo]

yop

[@ncot_tech]

The stripes on the beard is one way to tell the age of an electronics KZbinr.

[@redfog42]

The absolute horror! Also, there is no such thing as a "perfect goatee" on account of them being so very VERY wrong!

[@Bot.number.69420]

So you are done with being santa and returning to being beauty youtuber. This is best content this year and a great beauty tip.

[@TheSoundmanPete]

I thought that was a covid mask where you bring your beard out thru the hole.

[@petesapwell]

Happy Christmas Clive, Slainthe!!!

[@Foxfatherracing]

No joke, as a man of 50 years, thank you big clive brilliant idea.

[@billburkart9087]

LOL. You won't see Eric "O" doing something like that. Merry Christmas Clive

[@satysin630]

Should have whispered for some Big Clive ASMR 😆 Merry Christmas Clive! Have a good one mate.

[@Mobbsey118]

Love it, and so simple!! Merry Christmas Clive, wishing you all the best mate.

[@Old_Man_Fire]

i love it when Clive (briefly) makes himself look like a potato. merry christmas, sir, and here's another fan wishing all the best to you and yours.

[@CanadairCL44]

Merry Christmas , Clive!

[@littlebearish]

Hate to see a good beard go but still looking good!

[@H3xx99]

If you use a longer oil change funnel, with the same diameter, you can trim the bottom of the funnel off and attach a vacuum hose. The suction will draw in the longer hair, allow you to self center the funnel, trim, draw the longer hair out, and then use the vacuum to clean up the cut hair.

[@christopherrasmussen8718]

Merry Christmas Clive! Looking good

[@matthewneleigh567]

Come for the electronic teardowns, stay for the beard trimming techniques.

[@dromedda6810]

just realised that this wonderful and prime specimen of a man is rockin' a tri-tone goatee.

[@maveric5381]

Best video on youtube. Have a good Christmas clive.

[@strongandco]

This is still better than anything on British TV Christmas Day - and free!

[@pnadk]

I don't grow a beard myself but I still watched this with fascination. So smart.

[@BrendanNutley]

Happy Christmas Clive!

[@belyear]

Clive. I’ve learned many things from you. Thanks

[@harryherman5371]

Holy feck Ralfy has a brother. I wasn't into electronics, but I will be now - your mother did a fine job, boys.

[@BoiledOctopus]

Gotta say, the long goatee and shaved head looks awesome. Suits you sir!

[@1990drewman]

20k views...on xmas day....of watching a man shave his beard...when you know you have a loyal audience

[@hondadna93]

You know how sometimes you listen to a radio program for years and years but never really know what the broadcaster looks like but you build a "picture" of that person in your mind. Then one day you see them in real life, you hear them but you can't believe that you're truly seeing the person you hear. Yea that's this video lol

[@kimblewt]

Thanks Clive for all your great videos, your a diamond !

[@unimaginativeusername8402]

Merry Christmas Clive :) x

[@stevetobias4890]

Excellent Clive. Would have never thought of doing it like that. Great tip! Merry Christmas to you and your family

[@ATMAtim]

Clive, I think the lockdown is getting the best of you. Time to get out and do something different. Actually, I like the after look better. Happy Christmas to you.

[@bobair2]

It works! One cannot argue with success,well done and merry Xmas to you-Clive and too Ralph as well.

[@febbral]

That beard had copper wire included, that`s why he trimmed his goatee! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

[@clive2813]

Hi Clive A merry Christmas to you, thank you very much for your videos. I’ve learnt a lot and like this one they are very entertaining.

[@AngelusDlion]

You, sir, are a fricking genius and I intend to use this on my own facial hair.

[@MrRecall200]

All the years ago when I stumbled on this golden little channel I never thought I'd be learning grooming skills off it. Not exactly surprising tho. I always fear taking a chunk out when I go for the free had method. Since I grew facial hair I also grew a lack of a chin, or maybe just 3-5 new chins. It's been a few years since I shaved it all off, but the last time I did my girlfriend couldn't look at me without laughing for about a week since it had been years since she saw my face. Its god awefull weird when you see your face after it being hidden away for years.

[@eight-double-three]

Clive, mate, you made my day! ;)

[@coolvideos8864]

Your looking well Clive!

[@horsetowater]

1min 5seconds. Bravo. Merry Christmas!

[@fubartotale3389]

The goatee: all the hassle of shaving every day, but with the advantage of looking like a movie villian.

[@Lumibear.]

Ah Clive there you are! I currently rock the look of Santa dragged backwards through a hedge, so may actually try this at some point.

[@DaWalkDude]

Funnel-beard-tucked Clive gave me huge Mat From Techmoan vibes

[@kanecobe]

I'm watching this video with zero facial hair and zero ability to grow some if I tried.

[@thorburnjschwegler]

Holy moly this is the video that I've been looking for, long goatee ftw