Tim Allen

[@theduder2617]

Craftsman tools with a legit lifetime warranty... I remember those days. Try returning a warrantied craftsman wrench today. They are good at finding ways to blame the failure on the customer these days. That indicates loss of faith in their own products. Which leads to a possible change to a cheaper steel supplier making inferior steel. And when their wrench which was designed for and used on a 12mm bolt folds exactly like non-hardened steel, that too is somehow the customer's fault. And it also lends credibility to the inferior steel theory. They say excessive leverage was used because they know 99% of people are not recording their every daily action. Without video evidence of the failure, they skirt around their warranty.

[@Sitharos]

Where would we even take them now? Every Sears I know have has closed down.

[@faceman2556]

Never thought I'd hear Tim Allen say Fuck

[@marioiacolucci]

Or fart he He who farted

[@marioiacolucci]

The one and only tim Allen

[@marioiacolucci]

Chile is ready

[@JamesMMcCann]

Thanks for putting this up.

[@marioiacolucci]

Can't fix it duck it

[@nowarwardia198]

Classic Tim Allen Stand Up

[@marioiacolucci]

I grunt at work

[@shorts_wx]

The orbital sander with the gay rose pattern lol

[@marioiacolucci]

Yikes

[@patmalloy3569]

A time when he wasn't a household name and he has to tell you his name.... unbelievable lol

[@marioiacolucci]

Funny stuff

[@tmlafrance]

Still his best show.

[@marioiacolucci]

Funny stuff

[@marioiacolucci]

Misses Allen

[@rickjeffrey3405]

I remember seeing this show live on tv back in the 8o's. Allen, Wayne Cotter, and another guy, think his first name may have been Vic? Had London hair pulled back in a ponytail. Did a funny bit about going to Catholic school. Anyone remember this guy I'd love to see that again!

[@marioiacolucci]

Is Wayne cotter from comic strip live

[@ladydi5150]

His name was Vic Dunlop. I was actually there at the show when it was being taped for Showtime. Good times!!!

[@rickjeffrey3405]

ladydi5150 yes thank you!!!

[@eeriened3525]

I had this show on VHS around 1988? Tim Allen had me in stitches but also Wayne Cotter had a great bit about Ayds candies “Think those people are a little upset? Why couldn’t it be Doritos? Or a candy that already sounds like a disease, “Goobers”? 😂😂

[@marioiacolucci]

Rip sears there’s more for life now at Walmart

[@marioiacolucci]

amazon sells nuclear reactors for 20 bucks a pop he he he he

[@marioiacolucci]

RIP Alan Thicke

[@marioiacolucci]

Rip Alan thicke

[@josiahbarnes7603]

At 7:48 Richard Gere

[@deanbodishowpodcast9437]

Destroyed 🔥🔥

[@marioiacolucci]

Oh tim

[@marioiacolucci]

Get the dam crock pot

[@marioiacolucci]

Tim allen has a nuclear reactor in his house

[@jmt107101]

naw its all the coke he snorted in the 70s

[@marioiacolucci]

@@jmt107101 Jesus

[@marioiacolucci]

@@jmt107101 oh dear

[@marioiacolucci]

@@jmt107101 hey buddy hope you’re doing well

[@BeaudoinMotorsports]

Same opening, every show

[@marioiacolucci]

You can’t fix it duck it

[@marioiacolucci]

Santa has a nuclear reactor

[@marioiacolucci]

Tim has a reactor in his house kaboom

[@marioiacolucci]

And if can't fix it duck it

[@marioiacolucci]

🌶 chill

[@marioiacolucci]

Nuclear reactor why would you need one in your house

[@marioiacolucci]

Walmart sells crockpots

[@marioiacolucci]

Go get the crockpot

[@marioiacolucci]

Grunt grunts

[@marioiacolucci]

There's more for your life at Walmart now

[@marioiacolucci]

Get the leaf blower

[@marioiacolucci]

Kick 🦵🏻

[@marioiacolucci]

More for your life at Walmart too

[@eileenklein4633]

Tim Allen is great. ABC you SUCK. I hope people stop watching abc. we love. lms

[@marioiacolucci]

3.800 of tools never used crazy

[@marioiacolucci]

More for life at Walmart nowadays

[@marioiacolucci]

My friend is a pig

[@marioiacolucci]

Pooping cruellers

[@merisonola]

Back when he was funny

[@marioiacolucci]

He still is

[@marioiacolucci]

I grunt at work thanks tim Allen

[@StuJones-gn7te]

I can't figure out what's supposed to be funny here. I couldn't figure out what was funny about home improvement, or the newer show, last man standing. Laughing at your own bad jokes is a trait Phyllis Diller used to do. She wasn't funny either. Lately, I can't seem to get away from him. The local comedy channel runs his shows back to back, usually from around 6 am to around 11 or so. Now they're running a marathon all weekend. When I came home from Germany the last time in 1996, Tim Allen was on. Feels like he's never been off the air. Maybe its me. Maybe I don't have a sense of humor. I used to watch a lot of stand up comedians. Most are not funny. Most sitcoms seem to turn into soap operas, like MASH did. Even if he WERE funny, the family and friends and household tend to lead to drama/soap opera stuff. Nothing new though, that was already present in sitcoms of the 1950s. One reason Seinfeld is funny, even though Jerry isn't is because they generally avoid deterioration into drama and soap opera. It appears intentional. Preventing permanent relationships, no kids, insane family members if any.

[@marioiacolucci]

You can’t fix it duck it

[@eileenklein4633]

Tim Allen is great. ABC you SUCK. I hope people stop watching abc. we love. lms

[@StuJones-gn7te]

Really? Where's the humor?