Tim and Eric on Blood into Wine

Maynard James Keen an is a rapist.
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This is a compilation of the 5 Tim and Eric segments in the 2010 film Blood Into Wine. Credit to janglin66 on Myspleen for the original encode.

[@ineffablesplendor4172]

"The blood of Christ is essentially wine... who are you to put that in a bottle?"

[@hairbiopi1240]

Ineffable Splendor Maynard completely shut off at that point😂😂😂😂

[@andyh027]

It's a fair question!!!

[@moonsofix]

"Bloodachrist"

[@Crunch_Buttsteak]

Ineffable Splendor I've been watching this clip for years now and it still makes me laugh. Hard. The first time I was crying and couldn't breathe watching it around 3 am. Good times.

[@unreal_taxi]

The conviction in Tim’s voice.

[@tylerhowell1009]

"How do you sleep at night knowin you make this trash?"

[@BlixTheGoblin]

i loled when i heard that

[@Ataraxian666]

I came here hoping for an interview with Keanu Reeves. Why the hell isn't Keanu here?

[@waffleless]

Good ol' Can o' Reeves.

[@aakkoin]

I know, not a fan of the wine and tools, but keanu reeves and the matrix with neo, that's an interesting thing, 5 bags of popcorn

[@herzeliedstein573]

Neo was probably driving a bus to travel back in time with Socrates

[@trustfire]

hundreds of wine available.

[@msjgthompson]

"Does it hurt?" Genius. Of course he was in on it, and his delivery was spot on.

[@simiacanis1283]

I''m amazed at how well everyone from Maynard to Jeff Goldblum can play off Tim & Eric's brutal deadpan humor. It's almost performance art, kinda like Andy Kaufman in his heyday.

[@lesternapoleongreen7543]

I know Maynard has a huge interest in comedy

[@okcomputerwhatever4690]

To add...he must love kaufman. I know adam does.

[@spencerdurham206]

not almost tho 😉

[@MV12267]

Would you drink wine? I'm not gonna drink this poison.

[@yak6896]

Haha. I can't believe how calm he is. I'd be laughing from the first introduction.

[@adamcortright494]

"This doesn't taste like wine." -- funniest line ever uttered

[@igunzOsick]

We all need this type of humor, i'm glad they did this with him.

[@thomasdupont7186]

Tim: The blood of christ.... is essentially wine... Tool guy : Correct

[@rushnerd]

This is perfection.

[@thatpart]

Ｒｕｓｈｎｅｒｄ Shouts on the wrestling compilations. So good to see you here!

[@rushnerd]

Thanks!

[@finnthehu200]

That is a fact.

[@spiderprint]

Main Man Keenan

[@AbduCola]

If Keanu was here I'd ask him...

[@danellsworth3891]

That was probably THE most fascinating thing I've seen in my entire life

[@mikerhoa]

I appreciate this more and more every time I watch. It's a masterclass in subtle absurdity.

[@thedarwinist672]

why do they keep making tool jokes? is that guy a carpenter?

[@thedarwinist672]

is "tools" a popular band? or some garage band? are there songs about cutting lumber?

[@TraceVandal]

Didn't you hear? "He was talking about the fish thing".

[@fariasadam]

@@thedarwinist672 Not so much cutting lumber. I was told they mainly sing about how to use tools.

[@jordanqq]

@@thedarwinist672 Pretty sure you're stupid. Guy is the violinist for a band called "the Tool". It's honestly one of Fred Durst's best side projects other than the film Jesus Christ Superstar staring Leonard Nemoy!

[@thedarwinist672]

I always loved Fred Dursts. Slipknot was one of my favorites as a teenager.

[@lefred5151]

''Who are you to put that in a bottle'' HAHA

[@bltii4420]

"In a shit world you live in" and Maynard laughing at Blood Wine had me tripping balls

[@cruggletops8087]

smells like my peppers shoes!

[@noahslaughter1733]

I love how he never does interviews, and when he does he never talks about his music 😂 my favorite actors and my favorite singer in one video this is amazing

[@mattbaker7305]

I really want them to do another episode of this with Keanu and just shoot it totally straight.

[@deliriousmysterium8137]

Why is my heart beating so fast. This is two of my favorite things that I never thought I would see together.

[@Toosii2times]

He said he looked down an aisle and he said he could _only see wine bottles, as far as a man could see_ 😂😂😂

[@Tunainthebrine79]

Maynard was going to use that bottle opener in an "iiiiiiiiiiinteresting" way at the end.

[@tarotooth]

Where the mascot of Arizona is Zono the frog, that's an interesting thing.

[@Elrond_Hubbard1]

I'd love to see the out takes of this.

[@Insoul]

"if keanu was here, i could ask him-" lmao

[@adamantiumrage]

Maynard laugh after this bit at 4:54 is definitely legit 🤣

[@tristan01101]

Tim & Eric need a mainstream talk show. This is so painful..

[@80sAcademy]

Tim is brilliant in this interview.

[@GlassesAndCoffeeMugs]

"It's not something I would recommend, would you?"

[@GretSeat]

This is hilarious, I'm so glad they did an interview with Maynard.

[@blakerackley8874]

What makes this all the more funny is that Eric has his own wine company. How does he sleep at night?!

[@williamkjwilliamkj1815]

“That shit world you live in..”. Yep still a great line.

[@mynameisearl9283]

Lol Tim and Eric are friends with Maynard, they have even opened for tool before

[@ADT2695]

+Shaggy Gavel. Is there a video?

[@lostpockets2227]

he's related to Eric by marriage. Maynard had never seen any of Tim and Eric's work prior to this interview. he is a legit wine maker tho

[@phillipdoucet7171]

Lostpockets 222 so pretty much Tim and Eric we’re playing a joke on him? He wasn’t acting rite?

[@quattro4468]

@@ADT2695 video? Nigga tool is anal about people using their phones.

[@evatatus]

I’d pay like 462 dollars to see the outtakes of this skit

[@spoopyblooper6390]

I assume MJK asked Tim and Eric to do these interviews after he sang "Casey Come Back" in the "Re-animated" episode on their show.

[@selectiveeye4370]

The funniest part is the intro music. That last note just hangs there for awhile

[@stykboy]

I watch this every year or two, and laugh so much each time. Have watched it probably 20-30 times

[@oassimerremissao9896]

This is better than the Eric Andre Show and it was made years before. No wonder it's the same production company making Tim and Eric and Eric André

[@Braydog101]

Tim is hilarious in this, I love how he keeps laughing after insulting him

[@darlantro]

Their celebrity guests are in on the joke (this is Maynard James Keenan from Tool), and they go over the general themes for what the interview will cover. Their non-celebrity guests are typically very unusual folks, and are aware that it is a weird and goofy show and are instructed to play along. You can go darker/meaner/crazier with celebrities and actors, because they are often involved because they are fans of the show and both Eric's and Tim's other works (music videos, films, etc.).

[@LadySpace_888]

Eric won't serve this to his family.

[@fuzzykk]

There is no meat on them bones!

[@FRANK45CASTLE]

Imagine watching this documentary and not knowing Tim and Erics work 😂

[@aegisfate117]

I'm a speed freak.

[@yungilligan]

"let's just sit around and patronize MJK for a few minutes" ....brilliant

[@happiergnome]

Never seen this show before. Got here from watching Maynard interviews. If it weren't for the 384 likes and positive comments and the fact that Maynard sat there listening to them put him down I would have been super hateful. Now I guess I'll have to watch another.

[@TearsOfWar1]

I actually heard that Maynard was gonna do some sort of collaboration with Adult Swim. I heard him say it in an interview (sorry, I have no idea where the video is of him saying that). It would be pretty cool of Space Ghost Coast to Coast was around and interviewed him or something.

[@parliecharker4316]

"hundreds of wine available"

[@Superanima7]

Maynard got rangoed

[@lordchancellorhatton1910]

Is the other guy in on the joke? He's doing a great job acting if he is.

[@maximelaneville854]

Yes he is, he does comedy himself.

[@jablonski7347]

yep, he put these scenes into his own documentary hes in on it

[@TraceVandal]

As far as I've heard, Maynard went into the interview blind. He obviously knew who Tim and Eric are and I'm sure it was going to be a bizarre experience but as far as I know he didn't have any idea what they were going to do in the interview.

[@IndepenisDay]

I would say yeah. He's got a dry sense of humor so its a good role for him to play a straight man. He gets weird humor

[@jaymeister26]

"The other guy" btw

[@Seedr0]

I don't lose to many online internet eye battles. Boy.

[@creecreehoneybees]

Keenan's face the whole time is priceless....

[@jforozco12]

hahaha the smelling part

[@terrrariz]

dennis, we gotta get the guy on the show that invents the wine opener.

[@shanetheclassic]

8:15 Maynard says "If you guys weren't relatives I would.." I wonder if Tim or Eric is somehow related to him through marriage or something..I googled it and found nothing though

[@Elrond_Hubbard1]

Tim admitted that he was Maynard's relative in a later interview. He didn't elaborate any further...I too was curious.

[@ohYex]

Hugh Janus do you know what interview that was?? Cause I remember watching reading something like that

[@Elrond_Hubbard1]

spencer is good I think it was the Mark Marin interview?? There's so many I can't remember..lol

[@jreign]

You're damn right, nobody would treat Maynard like that and get away with it. All Shall Perish??

[@EyeAmTheBeast]

Maynard is an admitted "Tim and Eric" fan. Not to mention they are all sarcastic and talented comedian actors.

[@blackopssavage]

Tim sounded more cross faded than just buzzed

[@sakandax2340]

What kind of tool you use for making wine lmao

[@blackburry12]

Best MJK interview I have ever seen. In my life. xDD

[@glassarthouse]

This is pretty much how many interview TV shows go, to be honest.

[@whatsuphotdog]

my pepper's shoes smell like white wine

[@Scry999]

Funny thing is that they actually make their own wine now 😂 and yes I know this is a skit.

[@monakw]

But what kind of huge tool do you use to write a comprehensible comment?..Great Job!!

[@jmack4275]

This is amazing. Poor maynard, but then again he's always trolling us with his sarcasm. It's good to see him get trolled

[@midnightrainstoparis]

the funny thing is that they taste the wine swish it in the mouth and put their nose into the glass to smell it, all things that wine connoisseurs actually do lol

[@saucedonkey88889]

does it hurt?

[@jackb8598]

"Now tell me about the audacity that exists, in your mind and in the mind of your friends where you would think that someone would wanna see a documentary about youu, and the process you undergo to make...uh, this...poison"

[@noelmarroquin9460]

Maynard's face : " are you fucking kidding me?"

[@thedarwinist672]

My furioustation at my lord and savior, Maynard, being mocked. Blasphemy!

[@maximelaneville854]

They're acting lol

[@ReverendVegas]

"Hundreds of wine available."

[@JZappa31]

That has got to be the most badass wine opener ever!

[@jaredhennessy9146]

I feel like Maynard makes everything awkward.

[@oddlookingduck]

How do ya sleep at night knowing that you're making this TRASH

[@jacobwoolf2010]

Well... Now I have to hate Tim and Eric.

[@jantzenbird9383]

Dude it was fake maynard was in on it

[@jacobwoolf2010]

Jantzen Bird disregarded based off grammer.

[@jantzenbird9383]

What the hell do you mean

[@jacobwoolf2010]

The correct syntax would be "who was on it."

[@jantzenbird9383]

Thanks sherlock

[@avenrae]

"If you guys weren't relatives I-" YOU DON'T CUT OFF MAYNARD.

[@lesbonees]

Thank you so much for posting this.

[@niginit]

Fortunately, quantity does not equate to quality. Ever.

[@pinksmoke5638]

this is funny as hell, I'm not a big fan of Tim n Eric only cuz I have to be high to watch it but this was pretty entertaining :D

[@killer12084]

wellllllll if you read the description its from a movie called "blood into wine". maynard is the front man for the band tool and two other groups. this is a skit, not real. just a heads ups.

[@SamShadow93]

Do you by chance know the name of the episode ? I'd love to check that out. This is my first time seeing this video !!!

[@evanabbott2737]

“How do you sleep at night knowing you’re making this TRASH?”

[@jynxedfrombirth]

i'm sure maynard had heard of and observed tim and eric prior to being on their recording. he knew what he was getting into, even if he didn't know exactly how they would go about doing it...

[@alistairpage-mcgill2723]

Love those pictures of them on the wall behind them

[@chrisvidal64]

"I went to see your fuckin band" haha can't breathe

[@muel0341]

Holy trumpet high note!

[@bravetherainbow]

*hundreds* of w... *hundreds* of wine available.

[@dante224real1]

drinking wine to this

[@rebeccamaxted3013]

at 8:15 does Maynard say "If you guys weren't relatives-" and then get cut off by Tim and Eric?

[@hansgoober35]

“I went to see your fuckin band.”

[@NUTWAVE]

does it hurt?

[@stickymeat88]

main man keenan nerd

[@photondance]

This is great! I never would have imagined such a thing existed, but now I can't imagine the world without it.

[@JBades6310]

my nightmare is if tim and eric hated me

[@iainclark8695]

Jeremy Bader Don't cry my Chippy. Tim and Eric will always love you.

[@JBades6310]

I hope so! Iain Clark they'd tear me to shreds if they didn't like me

[@luciferjones8103]

Jeremy Bader You look like a man I could be a best friend with.

[@ooDirtyMickoo]

Jeremy Bader just dont quote their show. During any public appearance, half their fanbase thinks it's funny/appealing to scream random shit from awesome show free of context. it's so cringy and gross. you'll also see people do the same thing in the comments.

[@luciferjones8103]

ooDirtyMickoo Me me I'm a Tan Man.

[@Prodigysportsman]

this is like between two ferns on steroids

[@cousinsbrand6850]

I think Galifinakous owes these two some Royalties.

[@achilles1541]

they stole idea from this

[@zemzembamzem]

Cousins Brand "Uploaded April 15, 2011"

[@Goctagon]

mahasona DMX You do know Tim and Eric worked on that with Zack right? They all work together. nothing is stolen.

[@achilles1541]

Goctagon Good to know

[@Toosii2times]

_He wants to open the wine so much... he’s probably an alc-_ _He probably has a problem with alcohol_

[@jlieto644]

4:13 "I would not know, sir, because I also have never drinken piss."

[@papahuge]

Does it hurt?

[@zachariahshort6546]

Brilliant!! At 2:56 Tim makes himself laugh after asking... "Let me say something to you- The blood of Christ is essentially wine...Who are you to put that into a bottle?"

[@GeekTherapyRadio]

"Now tell me about the audacity that exists in your mind and in the mind of your friends where you would think that someone would want to see a documentary about you and the process that you undergo to make this poison." "It's filth really..."

[@happybuddyperson]

If you guys weren't relatives I wouldn't----

[@radkins534]

happybuddyperson Great reference to the Q&A video where they ripped Yo Pablo on Twitter a new asshole for being a little shitboy.