Tim Has The Keys To The Castle

[@-linkzin-3946]

Tim, you're problably not going to see this, but there was a time when i had a horrible toothache, i couldn't even sleep because of the pain. But then i found out about your videos and your voice was the only thing that put me to sleep. Thank you for helping me when nothing else could, love you ❤

[@33tours1]

The king of Illusion toys ! Still a child, with an amazing collection, includig awesome, cool things, which look almost unused, after all these years! In France, you would be called "Inspecteur Gadget", with a big respect ! 😲

[@danforbes3573]

Your never too old to have fun,and thats exactly what Tim's doing! 😁

[@RandomBogey]

4:58 I had one of those marker tops as a kid in the ‘90s and I’d completely forgotten about it until now. I remember it dried out at one point, probably because I left the cap off of it, so my dad resaturated the felt with some kind of ink he had around. But, the new ink he used was less viscous than the original, so it left thick dark lines and we stored it upside down in a wooden thread spool so the ink didn’t seep out all over time.

[@gregh378]

The LockPickingLawyer is in ruins!

[@bostonrailfan2427]

he’s going to heed hours off camera with that device to study its internal workings then install it and claim that he did it for the first time

[@JorgeSanchez-vv8zs]

Im happy you are still doing videos❤

[@ringkunmori]

I was hoping what triggers the sound from that toy would be explained beyond randomness

[@RYOkEkEN]

I feel this and mike tyson's interview with the teen go in tandem lol

[@vidividal]

It just reacts to sound. Whenever he speaks, it sounds. Nothing to do with touching

[@FrankBenlin]

That great top makes me want to get the old Spirograph out for a play. Thank you, Tim.

[@thegearhead1668]

Only Tim could figure out how to weaponize stink bombs for self-defense purposes

[@bostonrailfan2427]

someone else did, and they come in easier to utilize throwing balls…the pin is more last defense since you can use it to slash after the stink is released

[@claytontrulley968]

Just coming back to check on what Tim has been up to recently. Good to see you're doing well and still having fun. All the best!

[@KristianRome]

I’m so happy this guy is still alive

[@KristianRome]

He was my literal childhood

[@ByzantionYT]

Not very nice to say that!

[@SteveReynold]

I like him for being so unhinged. He’s so traumatized from his low income childhood that he’s still buying and playing with the toys he always wanted well into old age. He’s a nut job and nut jobs make life interesting

[@Astroftman]

I dont like the way you said this. :(

[@KristianRome]

@@ByzantionYT Since when? I’m saying that I haven’t seen this guy in a long time, and I’m still glad he is alive.

[@jaspermcjasper3672]

When I was a child my family was too poor to buy thumb-twiddlers but my brother had second-hand heel-coolers and I had a Dixie-whistler so we achieved the same as rich kids.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

jet coolers and horse holders were too rich?

[@dawnkryxel]

"and this will lock up the keyhole to prevent people from lock picking your lock." LPL: "And i took that personally"

[@bostonrailfan2427]

…the man us a fake, he requires hours of practice with specific equipment before turning on the camera to show how he can do it “fir the first time”

[@Lalita_Luna]

So this is how 9dimensional cosmic kiddos make the wormholes in our 3dimensional space?

[@nurdytyrd3816]

I like that little thing that makes random mysterious beeps and boops.

[@Carrotspy]

Wish I had that thumb twiddler as a kid, I loved doing that with various objects that weren't really suited for it.

[@MM.]

The chaotically beeping rock evokes memories of DOS games with PC speaker sound effects.

[@jordanolsen6669]

It has been a while since I have been online. greeted with your face, Tim, that is a way a man can start a day.

[@Autisticguywithacamera]

I used to have some of those spinning pen tops, they were big in the 90s.

[@okancanarslan3730]

the spinning top pencil is amazing idea

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

That rock sounds like it's from a Commander Keen game.

[@Brekner]

He'd shown us a similar thumb-twiddler before. Man, the last one is so fun :D Natural art :D

[@frankbrislin4378]

2:10 "Hello, this is the Lock Picking Lawyer; and what I have for you today..."

[@Felixwife123]

I love this guy he’s so cute he was my child hood I watched him every day when I came deck to school

[@Chillllllbruh]

Life's not working out, things all going to heck, But I always feel better, when I hear ol' Tim say "Heh!"

[@verioffkin]

that last one 😮 wow

[@-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.-]

What a strange idea.

[@exorevbivoevturque]

Po polski to śmiesznie by brzmiał tytuł: Tim ma klucze do zamku.

[@krzysztof2459]

fajnie

[@33tours1]

Yeah !!

[@kurtosisLosPolivoces]

Hi Gramps😎👊

[@cbohnstedt4477]

The top drawing looks like a wormhole

[@williamrobinson7435]

I'm not sure that I wouldn't rather face the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune than deliberately make myself pong! Pen spinners are indeed great fun. Nice one Tim! 🌟👍

[@quinn7894]

"Do you like it?" "Well, get yourself one." 5:42

[@quinn7894]

"Heh."

[@aBucketOfPuppies]

That top looks so fun! Would have loved that as a kid. You gotta get rid of that jumpscare noise in the intro and outro though 😅

[@giovannicerva2599]

Always good to see your videos.

[@Andrew-p1m]

I watch him wen I was a little kid 😊

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

I love keys.

[@sabiant.lawson2909]

Your princess is in a different castle

[@128daz]

Is Tim alright? Sounds like he's recovering from a recent cold!

[@HOTD108_]

It's called ageing. The man is almost 50 for crying out loud!

[@128daz]

​@@HOTD108_ Okay, put the battleaxe down, not everything is a battle. Just asking because I wanted to make sure he's alright.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

⁠@@HOTD108_he’s 82

[@danforbes3573]

What cool toys! Still young at geart, eh, Tim?😁

[@Darkfreed0m]

That keyhole lock will be picked in less than a minute

[@bostonrailfan2427]

not unless you have special tools

[@Darkfreed0m]

@@bostonrailfan2427 i assume a burglar would have that

[@bostonrailfan2427]

@@Darkfreed0m no…you would be wrong: takes far too long, it would be light out before they actually break into a home

[@sideshowirl6779]

Can we get the lockpicking lawyer on this?

[@bostonrailfan2427]

keep that fake as far away as possible from Tim

[@sideshowirl6779]

@bostonrailfan2427 what are you on about man

[@bostonrailfan2427]

@ LPL is a fake, he makes a lot of claims about his work but he needs hours of practice with the locks he’s working on before he actually turns on the camera. he’s all hype and mystique, without hours of time and special tools what he does isn’t possible.

[@ssj2matt]

This video sponsored by Crayon Spinning Tops. ~"Get yerself one!"--

[@JMPT]

Grandy Nice

[@PHEN-228-c9n]

Yo, 15 hours ago Also I discovered this channel a LONG time ago

[@MasterJaySolibel]

hello

[@ryanjude1290]

Eleventy fifth!

[@rehan480]

Third

[@infamoushacker4chan883]

As much as I love vintage internet, that loud dial-up noise in your intro is rather unpleasant and clashes with the relaxed atmosphere.

[@grandillusions]

New titles and gentler music arriving on January 1st 2025...

[@infamoushacker4chan883]

@grandillusions Thank you!

[@damyzs]

that ear piercing screetch from your intro has to go, I cannot play your videos since my ears are assaulted by those noises

[@bostonrailfan2427]

…ok zoomer

[@damyzs]

​@@bostonrailfan2427 Not wanting a startling loud noise in a video where an elderly man is quietly talking about his collection makes me a zoomer now. What a pile of rubbish

[@FortySe7enFPS]

Fifth

[@lobster821]

i stopped watching this guy once i got a vape

[@BariceRuleS]

wow first ❤