Tim Minchin's take on love and relationships. Hilarious. For all official Tim Minchin stuff. (Which this isn't, I'm just a fan) Please be decent and visit www.timminchin.com or his official fan site at www.angry-feet.com
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@fayeandollie40664 жыл бұрын
Possiby inspired by Voltaire, who wrote: "if I was not with you, my dear, I would no doubt be with someone else. But how nice that I have chosen you, and you have chosen me, instead of all those others."
@jordanfinch62474 жыл бұрын
That's pretty nice. In a way, that makes love between two people *more* valuable
@benturner68884 жыл бұрын
Maybe, he is a genius but it's just a plain and simple fact, Voltaire is what nearly 500 yrs he's predecessor. I'm sure some one quoted something close as Voltaire 1000yrs prior, Tim would piss himself if he reads he is being compared to Voltaire and as ludicrous as myself
@alexismontez42304 жыл бұрын
@@benturner6888 Voltaire was about 1700-1750 ish
@Guy1ncognito4 жыл бұрын
@@benturner6888 Tim (sort of) compares himself to Voltaire in his own song, Dark Side. So I reckon he's on board with the comparison.
@torniquetemain3 жыл бұрын
a little late but where did he say that?
@The7wc11 жыл бұрын
"It's not quite as sad as it sounds... but it's pretty fucking close." Tim is amazing
@emanggitulah4319 Жыл бұрын
Feckin Savage 🤣🤣🤣
@Conniebobbles Жыл бұрын
I lost it at "I don't think you're special. I mean, I think you're special but, you fall within a bell curve". Love his honesty! 🤣🤣
@Crimethoughtfull6 жыл бұрын
It is a strangely uncommon fact that *this* is, actually, the most romantic song in human history. ;-)
@rowanaboat45235 жыл бұрын
That is statistically very unlikely.
@Julesltdr5 жыл бұрын
@@rowanaboat4523 Romance is in the brains and endocrine system of the beholder, though. (and don't believe those who say that this detracts in any way from the value of romance) Statistically, this could be the most romantic song in history for a large number of people.
@Spookydeathasian4 жыл бұрын
Followed closely by I Wanna Grow Old With You by Adam Sandler.
@TheNefastor4 жыл бұрын
@@rowanaboat4523 It falls within the bell curve.
@spooky67234 жыл бұрын
This reads like a line from hitchhikers guide
@DannieShaw199311 жыл бұрын
The way he kind of squeels "she made me like this" is so cute and makes me laugh EVERY time.
@SteelTheStoic10 жыл бұрын
This helped me through a really traumatizing breakup. I was sad because the woman I thought was my soul mate didn't want me anymore. I was miserable, then I saw this video, and it helped me heal. Tim, if I ever meet you, I'll make it a point to tell you just how much this means to me.
@peneleapai4 жыл бұрын
Awww thats brilliant 💗🏋🏾♀️💗🏋🏿♂️💗 Hope everyting is 1000% better now
@EricaGamet4 жыл бұрын
This song had the exact same effect on my life after a breakup from a very long relationship. Made me feel like it was going to be okay!
@MissBophaLokei4 жыл бұрын
hey it's been 6 years, how did you find a new soul mate?
@evildonkey77013 жыл бұрын
I’m there now, never heard this before but it’s really helped pull me out of a dark mood.
@carolinehaf213 жыл бұрын
He is worth seeing in concert and he does do meet and greets. Amazing guy.
@fifimsp8 жыл бұрын
I love the little wiggle dance!
@Pebble_Collector8 жыл бұрын
+fifi msp We all love the little wiggle dance.
@gwho8 жыл бұрын
+fifi msp where is it in the vid?
@damianmc52098 жыл бұрын
+fifi msp I keep thinking of Tony the Fish when he does it XD
@daedalusgraphicdesign21447 жыл бұрын
Damian Mc Tony the fish what a throwback
@Crimethoughtfull6 жыл бұрын
That little wiggle dance is awesome!
@Master_Exploder50004 жыл бұрын
3 reasons why this is the best love song 1. It's sweet 2. It's honest 3. It's written by Tim Minchin
@jamiechapman5142 Жыл бұрын
its not a song about love its a song about maths
@emanggitulah4319 Жыл бұрын
As all his other songs are too
@bonniea8189 Жыл бұрын
Take a listen to "I'll Take Lonely Tonight"
@Biodebatable9 ай бұрын
Personally I am a big fan of "You Grew On Me"
@Emanon... Жыл бұрын
Still a brilliant love song. My then girlfriend was insulted. My wife now (same woman) has a smile everytime I put this on.
@valeriafontoura88505 ай бұрын
Smart choice you made
@Chicklo118 жыл бұрын
This will be played at my wedding
@MiloshVictory8 жыл бұрын
that would be just like heaven
@jandavan1298 жыл бұрын
Lol! I love the cure!
7 жыл бұрын
This one seems too strong and many people would not understand. I decided for You grew on me :)
@camcam_burger7 жыл бұрын
nah play it at your 25th anniversary, more relevant.
@emilyjewelle33016 жыл бұрын
Cameron B I think the 10th seems more appropriate. 😅
@wanderingowl63863 жыл бұрын
"so what's your favorite song by tim minchin?" "i like the one where he does an impression of a sleeping baby for a looooooooooooooong time"
@Ergoperidot3 жыл бұрын
Nice, Game Grumps on a Tim Minchin video.
@CasperUK31 Жыл бұрын
The one taken directly from Billy Connoly in "Billy and Albert"
@EdMcStinko9 жыл бұрын
I had a hard time breathing after listening to his baby impression, that was hilarious.
@genarodriguez787510 ай бұрын
it was so accurate, I nearly died choking on my own laugh because I have a child XD
@Whackjob12 жыл бұрын
Tim Minchin, when he first started performing, took his shoes off as a way of dealing with the nervousness of performing in front of a lot of people. It's his variant of the "pretend everyone is naked" routine. It was different enough to where people took note of it, and now he does it because it is expected of him. That, and it still makes him comfortable.
@enter_feeling60423 жыл бұрын
"The next song requires a boot
@APersonTM3 жыл бұрын
Thanks! I actually was kind of wondering about why he did that
@Whackjob3 жыл бұрын
@@APersonTM You're welcome.
@ThePixel19833 ай бұрын
@@enter_feeling6042A very good song about a "good" book!
@chronicprocrastina12 жыл бұрын
I just discovered this man today. I have a feeling my life is about to get really good.
@davidreynolds46842 жыл бұрын
And weird!
@spmoran47032 жыл бұрын
It will .
@rufus1346 Жыл бұрын
did it?
@LostandFoundTravel10 жыл бұрын
"Bell Curve" in a pop song. So great.
@Eriyonai10 жыл бұрын
Dakota Cooper 4:44 he says 'bell curve'
@hunter39810 жыл бұрын
Dakota Cooper You'll learn when you're older.
@tomfleming785010 жыл бұрын
Dakota Cooper Normally distributed
@italianita711910 жыл бұрын
Whats bell curve?
@tomfleming785010 жыл бұрын
It's an interactive graph which rings when it reaches the highest number. Usually over 9000.
@krrez9 жыл бұрын
Not that anyone cares about my opinion, but one more vote for "not sexist". I don't understand how it is sexist to say "If I was not dating you we'd both be dating other people and they might be better or they might be worse, but don't get me wrong I do really like you." Like, where does sex or gender even come into that?
@Pebble_Collector8 жыл бұрын
+krrez Because sexism is the new fashionable thing to get into; most don't have a clue what they're talking about or what the ideology is all about therefore spurt bullshit out of their mouth at rapid succession in order to conform to the way society is going.
@krrez7 жыл бұрын
Haha, dude I will talk about sexism all day. I can talk your ear right off about male privilege. One could accuse me of having a hair trigger for seeing sexism in something. There just isn't any in this song. It's literally not there at all. I am the sort of bleeding heart liberal who owns multiple guns though, so I am quite a weirdo. (Yes today is the first time I looked at replies to my youtube comments in like two years xD )
@Zinkx.7 жыл бұрын
lmao >< and same @krrez
@chaosmastermind4 жыл бұрын
@@krrez You only find it everywhere because you are looking for it. Just like a hammer will see everything as a nail.
@krrez4 жыл бұрын
@@chaosmastermind ok I'm bored. I didn't say anything about "finding something everywhere" so I have no clue what you are even talking about. I was a totally different person three years ago anyway, lol.
@jeremiahd22098 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one who learned the meaning of alopecia from this song.
@whitherwhence8 жыл бұрын
Oh, good, l was starting to think l was alone
@michaelafischer61778 жыл бұрын
+The Doctor. simply The Doctor. You have to admit, there's a certain irony there, given your username is "The Doctor". (Disclaimer: There is no reason for this thread to become an onslaught of Whovians who falsely believe they need to educate me about Timelords.)
@whitherwhence8 жыл бұрын
Michaela Fischer ah, yes, but you're forgetting one thing - doctor of what?
@michaelafischer61778 жыл бұрын
+The Doctor. simply The Doctor. Naturopathy? (Haw, haw.)
@jeremiahd22098 жыл бұрын
***** best of luck with your nuts ;)
@EmmaDingle10 жыл бұрын
Has to be one of my favourite skits and songs ever. Never gets less funny or true.
@AttilaAsztalos10 жыл бұрын
+1000 for liking Tim Minchin (too bad I haven't seen anything new of him recently). About the song - I suppose he's quite right, theoretically... but I can't stop wondering whether I might just be on the "what if NOT" fork of reality - and how much longer do I get to wonder at forty. Anyway, tomorrow's friday - so cheers! ;)
@SimonGreensocialmarketing10 жыл бұрын
Love Minchin, very astute clever comedian/songwriter!
@CuddleCuttlefish9 жыл бұрын
Attila Asztalos Good luck to you friend, and remember that it is mathematically impossible for you not to find a woman right for you.
@tishawatson567610 жыл бұрын
My husband and I did not have a "first dance" at our wedding. So when we do our renewal of vows we will be using this as our "first dance"! LOVE IT! LOVE YOU! This is phenomenal!
@rjuskow10 жыл бұрын
Brilliant idea!
@decemberferret9 жыл бұрын
that is the dumbest fucking idea i've ever heard. Do it. You deserve to be embarassed.
@idriwzrd9 жыл бұрын
december ferret I hope you find a sense of humor, eventually. You'll be happier and your life will be better for it.
@oilusionistaxd9 жыл бұрын
nice hahaha
@oilusionistaxd9 жыл бұрын
tis song is funny but i not recommend use that how your "first dance" :D ^^
@Mattseak11 жыл бұрын
Not mention everything else about Tim Minchin, but I'll just have to admire how he can memorize all these songs :D! I mean some 10 minute songs with such a verses!
@leelee235018 күн бұрын
I think Thank you God would probably be the hardest one to memorize.
@5alpha232 жыл бұрын
And here, ladies and gentlemen, you can see why Tim is one of Bo Burnham's greatest idols.
@gettinolder30102 жыл бұрын
Was thinking that the whole time
@crucix14833 жыл бұрын
"..that my wife is some kind of wilting flower of a woman, who cowers in the corner of my kitchen as I periodically beat her with bags of comedy oranges." That is some of the funniest shit I've ever heard 😂😂😂😂😂
@bilindalaw-morley1614 жыл бұрын
Everybody, hopefully, has things to be thankful for in this time of quarantine. Some have started gardening. Some are(trying yet again) to learn to knit. Me? I’m so thankful I found this guy. I laugh out loud a minimum of once per song. Minimum. That might not seem a lot to you, bit as someone with Clinical Depression, believe me when I say it’s a lot. What’s almost better is having something to pleasantly anticipate. I’m not even dreading running out of things to watch because I know when I repeat, they’ll be even funnier....and, I’ve realised yet again there are advantages to living alone. People don’t like to be told to shut up cos the good bits are coming, especially when they’re all good.
@FLohPiano4 жыл бұрын
I'm happy you've discovered Tim as well!
@ryanjones4150 Жыл бұрын
My wife found Tims music on KZbin, and shared it with me, because she knew that I would think it was awesome. And I did of course, because it is. She often would say to me that if she was gone that I would have somebody else, and I would say that I would rather have a picture of her on my nightstand than to be with anyone else. She passed about two and a half years ago, her picture is sitting right here next to me and I'm alone. That's how I want it. She was the greatest woman ever, it was so hard to find her, it would be impossible to find someone even almost as good. That's ok. if you have that kind of thing, cherish it, you never know what will happen.
@figeepoet11 ай бұрын
@ryanjones4150 I am so sorry for your loss. I do hope living with such a loss has eased to manageable now 🤗 Your comment is sad, beautiful and also really poignant. I'm glad you two found each other and shared time together. Take care and, in her memory, be happy 😊🌹
@Ruralmn8 жыл бұрын
listening to this song makes me feel optimistic about the future. I don't have here but someone else will surely do.
@TheEmmaHouli12 жыл бұрын
obviously she thought the song was about relationships and love when it was clearly about math
@Lcsmu4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing. I remember this comment from 7 years ago.
@isaacgaleao3 жыл бұрын
@@Lcsmu cute
@maryperigoe22253 жыл бұрын
@@isaacgaleao don't be an ass on the internet. It's unbecoming. Be kinder next time.
@isaacgaleao3 жыл бұрын
@@maryperigoe2225 sorry
@wojciechjankowski570710 жыл бұрын
I would love to watch a sitcom based on Tim and Sarah's life.
@bee61957 жыл бұрын
Would watch!
@peneleapai4 жыл бұрын
Where is it? 😍😍😍
@GoogleUser-dwcy3 жыл бұрын
The documentary "Rock 'n' Roll Nerd", which is on KZbin, shows brief moments of their daily life.
@nicolewilliams92553 жыл бұрын
.☆
@sfbayareagirl Жыл бұрын
Better yet, find and watch “Upright”. If you like Tim, you will LOVE this show he wrote and stars in.
@Zafrina1339 жыл бұрын
She MADE me like this!
@MyKittywarrior8 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if he's complaining, or it's a compliment towards her
@jilliansmith71235 жыл бұрын
It's just funny.
@lauraakers35664 жыл бұрын
@@MyKittywarrior Well, the man is wildly successful, so...
@garrettk71664 жыл бұрын
@@MyKittywarrior Compliment, and an acceptance from him.
@catharineorellana35223 жыл бұрын
The Most Honest Love Song of All Time. "It's quite clearly a song about maths."
@Swameh8 жыл бұрын
I want this kind of relationship.
@wolframstahl12636 жыл бұрын
I can relate. I'd love to have someone I could share bluntly pragmatic thoughts and jokes with. They seem to be an awesome couple!
@frankG3352 жыл бұрын
Don't we all.
@alvincay10010 жыл бұрын
"Awww, are you studying feminism at Uni..." HAHAHAHHA
@dynamo11545 жыл бұрын
@Drinks Home I think you mean that your hand will be the only thing left 🤣
@pinstripe54874 жыл бұрын
Anyone else get the Fiddler On the Roof reference? God I love Tim. Happy to provide context to those who didn't get it.
@leelee235018 күн бұрын
Yes, I've watched people react to this and they didn't get the reference. A lot of Americans react to Tim and it goes over their heads a lot of the time.
@Shayscribble5 жыл бұрын
The wiggles give me life.
@Thomas_Winters3 жыл бұрын
Really? Cuz it straight up killed me
@ardenboshier6439 жыл бұрын
What could be sexist in this song? It's true. And you could say the exact same thing about men.
@Exsugarbabe19 жыл бұрын
Imogen Boshier Exactly and like he says nobody has met is "downtrodden" wife.
@ardenboshier6439 жыл бұрын
Ruth Barr What? I just don't understand what you're saying. It's probably me, sorry.
@AyyDraws9 жыл бұрын
Imogen Boshier It's cos she isn't downtrodden, like Tim says, she's pretty messed up too
@simonjeste9 жыл бұрын
Ruth Barr He also said the song is not about sexism, or even love. ...it's about maths! ^_^
@Exsugarbabe19 жыл бұрын
simonjeste True, it could be shown in a maths class, or a sex education class, it's a multi functional comedy song.
@verasinkovics23084 жыл бұрын
"it's quite clearly a song about maths" ahahahahaha i lost it there
@chaosmastermind4 жыл бұрын
I mean, technically.. it is. Statistics, bell curves, and probabilities are the main focus of the song.
@ilovewiki11 жыл бұрын
"I don't think you're special...I mean, I think you're special, but you fall within a bell curve."...best love song ever. lol
@BriarRose198512 жыл бұрын
This song gets stuck in my head so easily. He has such a way with words. And the wiggle cracks me up.
@conkers785 жыл бұрын
His brain is amazing to be able to memorize and recite such complex and well written songs seamlessly with no hesitations.. Damn
@janicecahill99474 жыл бұрын
What a beautiful family Tim, Sarah and their children are, Got to admit got a big crush on Tim. May they all have many happy and healthy years together.
@Thomas_Winters3 жыл бұрын
May we all find a Tim
@Owenmccefc10 жыл бұрын
"So don't worry about my SICK FUCKING WIFE" I pissed myself.!
@jandavan1298 жыл бұрын
What a clever, clever man. A brilliant lyricist!
@BeNice1089 жыл бұрын
Can't bring myself to stop listening to Tim on repeat. It's all just so good!
@dainiusdiciunas31969 жыл бұрын
He has a great wife and looks so proud of her.
@GuerillaWelder8 жыл бұрын
"Pentecostal? small bladder. .." lmao love it! reminds me of a joke, what's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist? when a Baptist sees another Baptist in the liquor store they say hi to each other:D
@formerctgovernordannelmall14528 жыл бұрын
haha yeah, I used to be a Catholic, which is nowadays FAR more common in regions like New England. and we new englanders are well known for our seemingly cold indifference towards others lmao. in the south, people are generally SO nice! it's like, you can strike up a conversation with somebody on the street and both people can have a good time of it! in the north, however, if you said hi to somebody they'd walk away thinking "why the hell did that person talk to me?" lmao I love that southern sense of extroverted attitude so much more!
@keepdancingmaria5 жыл бұрын
No, you've got it exactly backwards. Catholics will acknowledge each other, because they are allowed to drink. Almost all Baptist sects are not allowed to drink, so if they see one another, they will pretend they don't, out of shame for being caught buying alcohol.
@hollybroughton87684 жыл бұрын
This bit always comes to mind when I listen to Telly because in the part about their little lives and their medium size sofa, and the quite a big telly you can tell how clever of a feller he is
@Ender7j3 жыл бұрын
My firstborn died the day she was due about 5 years ago, it haunts me...but I still found his humor funny. Not everything is about me
@Crimethoughtfull6 жыл бұрын
"it isn't quite as sad as it sounds...but its pretty close" hahahaha...esp funny b/c so obvious they love each other so much! :-)
@NobodyNowhereKnowhow9 жыл бұрын
Even though I've wanted to meet Tim for a while now, I've always thought his wife must be an incredible person also, and would also love to have the pleasure of making her acquaintance. Now I'm pretty unsure... Unsure of who I'd rather meet because Sara(h?) sounds like she could be even funnier than Tim, either way I'd totally dig meeting Mr and/or Mrs Minchin.
@SomeAHole9 жыл бұрын
+NobodyNowhereKnowhow Man...There are so many people that I'd like to meet...I thought I was the only one who thought about that. Dunno, to be with someone like Tim you have to be a very specific type of person. I mean, I don't know very much of how he's outside of the stage, so, yeah, I think, maybe.
@mistervelux5 жыл бұрын
@Josh Hewitt i would have a go at both of em... at same time!!
@wolswinkel7 жыл бұрын
If you look at the frequency with which the term 'bell curve' features in comedy songs, it does not form a bell curve.
@ebonyl93124 жыл бұрын
How could you produce any type of curve? What variable are you putting on the X axis?
@meganmclerran43337 жыл бұрын
this has to be the most genuine love song ever written
@davidschmidt60134 жыл бұрын
'Never met or even saw Tim's wife, but I have MASSIVE respect for her. she has a LOT to deal with that most women would/could never even imagine." Good on ya', Mrs. Minchin!!
@KyleRayner128 жыл бұрын
Love the Fiddler on the Roof reference, to say nothing of the statistics. Such a clever piece. :)
@magiv42054 жыл бұрын
The wiggle takes this from great to exceptional
@memetmuzafferoglu2 жыл бұрын
He is not only good at musical comedy. He nails stand up act too.
@persnikity123459 жыл бұрын
I'm a strident feminist and I saw nothing sexist in this song... it's just clever and funny.
@persnikity123459 жыл бұрын
***** Well played good one xD
@CountPenta9 жыл бұрын
persnikity12345 That can't be right! If you were a "strident" feminist you would've found something to be offended about and blamed it on the patriachy :)
@persnikity123459 жыл бұрын
omg lol xD Believe it or not, some strident feminists are chill! :P
@persnikity123459 жыл бұрын
...there are gay Muslims...
@persnikity123459 жыл бұрын
there are well over 1 billion followers of Islam... if 1/10 people are gay, there are a LOT of gay muslims out there...
@24magiccarrot7 жыл бұрын
It's not sexist in the slightest, because the concept is equal in both directions. If I didn't have my wife I'd probably be with someone else that fit within the the bell curve of what I like, and likewise she would be with someone else that fits within the bell curve what she likes.
@erwohnthiernichtmehr10 жыл бұрын
I think this is a great love song. Realism is fucking hot.
@sfbayareagirl Жыл бұрын
Tim Minchin is an international treasure. ❤
@brody101235 жыл бұрын
“periodically beat her with bags of comedy oranges” was the original title of Eat Pray Love
@abramsonrl10 жыл бұрын
Liked her before, of course, but now I like Tim's wife even more. May have to prove I'm psychic under reasonable scientific conditions and take Tim up on his offer because that's nothing short of awesome. And plus another piano would be great.
@zzpazi10 жыл бұрын
The leg. What will you do with the leg?
@justinsmith516910 жыл бұрын
pazi He'll use it for the piano pedal of course.
@kathrynmorton72624 жыл бұрын
Love it!!!!
@WolffenViewer11 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, still love this song. Sounds like an awkward conversation where the guy is just digging himself a deeper hole, while still trying to explain himself. XD
@quiroz92311 жыл бұрын
First I was "Sexist? How...?" SO I listened to it again. "Yeah, okay, I understand how you might have gotten that impression... but you're wrong."
@ThibautVDP9 жыл бұрын
"she mmmmaaaade me like this..." D:
@bethanyredd29488 жыл бұрын
How does this still only have 1 million views? Technically, 1.9 million, but still.
@thepablorz8 жыл бұрын
The internet is a strange place. Anywhere else 1.47 million views would be amazing. Come the internet, and suddenly that's low distribution...
@bethanyredd29488 жыл бұрын
Now it has 1.4 million...
@bethanyredd29487 жыл бұрын
Going from 1.9 mil to 1.4 mil views? Maybe I had meant 1.09 originally.
@bethanyredd29484 жыл бұрын
1.9 million views now 😇
@HootyFruityOwl5 жыл бұрын
I watch this from time to time because it reminds me of myself and my husband; we have very similar humors to Tim and Sarah, and in fact, my husband introduced me to Tim's comedy when we first met. It was an interesting date, to say the least 😂
@everfluctuating4 жыл бұрын
i think that college student thought it was sexist because she thought tim was saying his wife was statistically insignificant because shes a woman and not because any one of us who is currently happy with a significant other would not also be happy with someone else
@ShuyinItaly11 жыл бұрын
I WANT A WIFE LIKE THAT! I started laughing so hard during those last ten seconds!
@arui96303 жыл бұрын
This will play at my wedding and my divorce
@philipthraves924510 жыл бұрын
This is BRILLIANT - a modern Shakespeare's My mistress' eyes .... superb!!
@jmckenney38513 жыл бұрын
Apparently according to several of my friends “If you were a love song, this would be you”
@BluzeyGurl10 жыл бұрын
I love the baby breathing part...so true! Tim is awesome! Watch is other song about babies, "Lullaby"...too funny!
@marthacraig93411 жыл бұрын
OMG!!!! ILY Tim Minchin. GENIUS
@GabeWinter8 жыл бұрын
The end is the best line...
@Lorieellesh10 жыл бұрын
He's brilliant - I love this.
@bloodisfrightening12033 жыл бұрын
You could say Tim is correct that true love isn’t really rare but you could also argue that by saying that or agreeing to that proves that you yourself have not yet found this almost mythical “true love”.
@avrahams110 жыл бұрын
This is AWSOME! I've been listening to Tim for the last year or 2, and I discovered this perl of genius just now...
@Danielson18183 жыл бұрын
I tried that little wiggle dance move. It actually feels even more awkward than it looks.
@bilindalaw-morley1614 жыл бұрын
Oh, goodness.....the wiggle! The wiggle!
@crackerjackrappr2 жыл бұрын
Is Russell Brand's character from get him to the Greek based on Tim?
@laminator69er12 жыл бұрын
The last minute made me laugh so hard I now have cramp in my stomach, oh my god, serious man love here!
@thebackyardbear3 жыл бұрын
How in the HELL can his songs be SO RANDOM and he remember all the words?
@catharineorellana3522 Жыл бұрын
He's a genius!
@stefanf9222 жыл бұрын
Here from Adam Savage's tested
@EgorGiOs12 жыл бұрын
As a physicist i find this to be the most romantic song ever...
@gteck10 Жыл бұрын
There are not many perfect tens. This is one of them
@archiestewart33064 жыл бұрын
I watched Tim Minchin live this week and he was incredible, when he performed this song it was amazing Edit: I should explain that he had a live band and it made it so much better
@Anne--Marie4 жыл бұрын
Where? I am dripping with envy (Florida, USA).
@archiestewart33064 жыл бұрын
Anne-Marie A Newcastle England, it was amazing
@Anne--Marie4 жыл бұрын
@@archiestewart3306 You know that you are incredibly lucky! Good for you!
@sarahjones5669 Жыл бұрын
How have I never heard of this man! Holy crap! I am blown away!
@AmberAmber4 жыл бұрын
Omg that's Sarah joke was my go-to for getting ppl. to quit checking on my babies🤣🤣🤣 (my babies are 23 & 27)!! I LOVE that Sara made me less monster-y!!🤣💖💖
@dolphins60102 жыл бұрын
tbh its more romantic to be chosen over many other people rather than not being chosen just you're they're only option
@BearSennepai10 жыл бұрын
He's got guts... xD
@fallendmr10 жыл бұрын
David WIllforss you say that as if it is a bad thing...
@BearSennepai10 жыл бұрын
It was his dying wish, soooo...
@BearSennepai10 жыл бұрын
Maybe a little... ;)
@BearSennepai10 жыл бұрын
;)
@wub-0-tronic11710 жыл бұрын
every1 does... xD
@Jeric-gq7pr4 жыл бұрын
Everyone’s saying ‘it’s not sexist’ but I haven’t seen a single comment saying it is
@jokidd40055 жыл бұрын
Tim Munchkin has so much talent, he's brilliant
@somegirl5583 жыл бұрын
I used to love this And now ..I still do lol.
@CrappySpy12 жыл бұрын
Yeah he is! lol Glad you enjoy him. He needs more fans. Not enough people know of the brilliance of Tim Minchin.
@evhantheinfidel9 жыл бұрын
It is my deep sexual fantasy to be beaten by a bag of comedy oranges wielded by Tim. That made this standup really awkward.
@Ashakat429 жыл бұрын
You are my kind of sick!
@TheSquonkOfPillingerForest6 жыл бұрын
Perfect. 😂👌
@JDines5 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing it's not your first experience with awkward "stand ups."
@FallingOranges5 жыл бұрын
Weird kink, but okay.
@SouthernersSax3 жыл бұрын
That very last joke is the embodiment of the "they had us in the first half" meme.
@EyesOfTheInternet2 жыл бұрын
Adam Savage sent me.
@deborahdepaoli195212 жыл бұрын
I love Tim. Such original material. xxx
@ervisaabdyli50744 жыл бұрын
Yeah, yeah... If I didn't have you Yeah If I didn't have you to hold me tight (If I didn't have you) If I didn't have you to lie with at night (When I'm feeling blue) If I didn't have you to share my sighs (Share my sighs) And to kiss me and dry my tears when I cry Well I Really think that I would Have somebody else (If I didn't have you) If I didn't have you Someone else would do Your love is one in a million (One in a million) You couldn't buy it at any price (Can't buy love) But of the nine-point-nine-nine-nine-hundred-thousand other possible loves Statistically, some of them would be equally nice (Equally nice) Or maybe not as nice but, say, smarter than you Or dumber but better at sport or... fucking... tracing? I'm just saying I really think that I would Probably Have somebody else (If I didn't have you) If I didn't have you someone else would do (Someone else would surely do) If I were a rich man Fiddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle dee I guess I would be with a surgeon or a model Or a rellie of the royals or a Kennedy Or a nymphomaniacal exhibitionist heiress To a large chain of hotels If I were a rich man, maybe I would fiddle Fiddle diddle diddle with the rich man girls I'm not saying that I'd not love you If I was wealthy or handsome But realistically, there's lots of fish in the sea And if I had a different rod, I would conceivably land some Even though I am fiscally consistently pitiable And considerably less 'Brad Pitt' than 'Brad pitiful' Am I really so poor and ugly that you think Only you could possibly love me? And I Really think that I would Probably Have somebody else (If I didn't have you) If I didn't have you someone else would do (Someone else would surely do) Look, I'm not undervaluing what we've got when I say That, given the role chaos inevitably plays In the inherently flawed notion of fate It's abstruse to deduce that I found my soulmate At the age of 17 It's just mathematically unlikely that at a university in Perth I happened to stumble on the one girl on Earth Specifically designed for me And if I may conjecture a further objection Love is nothing to do with destined perfection The connection is strengthened The affection simply grows over time Like a flower Or a mushroom Or a guinea pig Or a vine Or a sponge Or bigotry ...or a banana And love is made more powerful By the ongoing drama of shared experience And synergy, and symbiotic empathy, or something So I trust it would go without saying That I would feel really very sad If tomorrow you were to fall off something high Or catch something bad But I'm just saying I don't think you're special I mean, I think you're special But, you fall within a bell curve I mean, I'm just saying I Really think that I would Probably Have somebody else I think you are unique and beautiful You make me happy just by being around (Just being around) But objectively you would have to agree That baby when I found you Options were relatively thin on the ground (Thin on the ground) You're lovely but there must be girls as lovely as you Or maybe more open to spanking, or table tennis... I'm just saying That I think that I would Probably Have somebody else I mean I reckon it's pretty likely that if for example My first girlfriend, Jackie, hadn't dumped me After I kissed Winston's ex-girlfriend Neah At Steph's party back in 1993 Enough variables would probably have been altered By the absence of that event To have meant the advent Of a tangential narrative in which we don't meet Which is to say there exists a theoretical Hypothetical parallel life Where what is is not as it is And I am not your husband and you are not my wife And I am a stuntman living in LA Married to a small blonde Portuguese skier Who when she's not training Does abstract painting Practises yoga And brews her own beer And really likes making home movies And suffers neck down alopecia But with all my heart and all my mind I know one thing is true I have just one life and just one love And my love, that love is you And if it wasn't for you Darling, you I really think that I would Possibly Have somebody else If I didn't have you If I didn't have you Someone else would do Someone else would surely do
@sharonrodgers11363 жыл бұрын
Tim there is no one on this earth that could get inside your mind so if there is going to be anybody that is you 100 %
@asdfffs10 жыл бұрын
When that baby grows up... and watches this
@IceMetalPunk9 жыл бұрын
...and says, "Mum was right, Dad, I DO like pussy better!"