Tim Pearce - Best of 2020 Mollusk Monday Jokes

[@Kopalinsky]

Tim Pearce is the best. And thanks to whoever works the camera.

[@mitchellsmith5980]

This channel is ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!!! These jokes and informative mollusk info definitely get me excited about slugs and snails. My favorite joke was when you said, "escargot is served in France and not in restaurants like McDonalds because they only sell FAST FOOD! ;)

[@ymskimei]

Tim Pearce is so cool! Snails are my favorite animals and I would like to go into study of mollusks as profession, and the videos with info from him are very inspiring!

[@CarnegieMNH]

Thank you for following! Good luck with your studies and career, we are glad the videos are inspiring!

[@l.n.5566]

this made my entire year🥺

[@RaBidWeezul]

I absolutely adore this man. How can one person possibly know so many snail jokes?? And they're all so fantastic haha. I aspire to be this passionate. And the fun facts thrown in are so much fun, too. I can't wait to enjoy my job in wildlife biology half as much as he does!

[@CarnegieMNH]

How he does it is a mystery, but his supply of jokes and facts seems endless!

[@melodygabrielle1920]

PLEASE NEVER STOP MAKING THESE ^_^

[@CarnegieMNH]

🙂 Tim has many more jokes to tell!

[@roblazzor3956]

Clownfish is funny and tastes funny. Brilliant

[@CarnegieMNH]

That's a favorite of ours too. :)

[@danwylie-sears1134]

Some employees at the Missing Mollusks Department had been working all day on a difficult case involving a lost snail. Or maybe a slug; the victim's ID only showed a mug shot with no view of the shell, if any. Anyway, one of the staffers from the MMD decided to relax after work by watching a movie with their spouse. (Like many snails, they're hermaphroditic.) The movie, unfortunately, wasted a lot of screen time on turning a rather contrived fart joke into a running gag. As the closing credits rolled, the spouse asked, ... "So, did you find that gas trope odd?"

[@danwylie-sears1134]

What's the difference between a hardware store and an ocean liner with mollusks on it? The hardware store has screws & nails, but the ship has cruisin' snails.