Tim's Self Referring 'Objects'

[@peyuko5960]

One time my dad was walking by a park and noticed a sign on the other side, so he walked over and found out it said “Do not walk on the grass”.

[@petevenuti7355]

Oh The perils of nearsightedness!

[@clark987878]

You're a duck! No wonder. Parks are a lovely place for ducks :) quack quack quack

[@naomi_dc76]

There was a sign next to our community pool that said "Do not hold breath under water."

[@plumberman4u]

*ABSOLUTELY GENUINE* In my local park there was a sign that said: DO NOT THROW STONES AT THIS SIGN. 🤔🤔🤔

[@bushfishncook2128]

@@naomi_dc76 I almost drowned in that pool!!!

[@deano43]

I’d like a sign saying “ if you notice this notice You will notice that this notice Is not worth noticing “. Thanks Tim.

[@bunkerratte_]

You noticing this notice has been noticed and will be reported to the authorities.

[@DragoNate]

@@bunkerratte_ As long as the authorities notice the notice that someone noticed a notice they weren't supposed to notice.

[@bunkerratte_]

@@DragoNate shush, you weren't supposed to notice that!

[@DragoNate]

@@bunkerratte_ Darn it! I'm sorry! I just have eyes like a hawk!

[@cliftut]

NOTICE I'm just I sign, but I couldn't help but notice your eyes.

[@thatpersonwithamlpiconwhos2861]

Make a sign in Braille that says “Do not touch”

[@glarynth]

⠠⠙⠀⠝⠀⠞⠳⠡

[@DragoNate]

Oh my God! How disrespectful!

[@DragoNate]

@@microscopetimbs Excuse me?

[@artemisclips1344]

@@DragoNate He called you a neckbeard.

[@DragoNate]

@@artemisclips1344 Pretty sure there was more to it than that.

[@justjoshinya9493]

Imagine if this guy was your grandpa and every time he sees you he gives you a new toy like these.

[@ShadowDemon_4]

This would make me happy.

[@mmfreshmeat2860]

Would make ME happy

[@HELL5ON]

This is exactly how grandfather was. British man with a vast knowledge. He was Anthropologist and antiquities dealer. I could listen to him for hours. He passed away a few years ago so stumbling onto this channel is amazing.

[@jayscraggs405]

I needed that thank you

[@leandazietsman4220]

I'm very sorry HELL50N about your grandfather.

[@FirestormDDash]

"Refering to itself and apologizing for its exsistence" That hits close to home.

[@thecombodeluxe3109]

Firestorm Danger Dash furry profile picture gives this comment more weight.

[@FirestormDDash]

@@thecombodeluxe3109 little off target, but close enough.

[@gaarmmaarg5347]

Well... i'm waiting

[@FirestormDDash]

@@gaarmmaarg5347 "In the test chamber"

[@hendrik457]

@@thecombodeluxe3109 it does, yeah

[@gazzaka]

Reminds me of the time I asked the shopkeeper if he sold camoflage shirts,, he said "yes" but I can't find them !

[@lukebrock8482]

When ever I wear camo shorts at work my boss tells me to put some pants on :)

[@YoshiDude-vh4rl]

People tell me that about my backpack

[@villager7714]

Lol

[@kirbykelley1255]

@BLAISE HRNCIR-VAN METRE exactly

[@prophetcitrus9638]

@@dodecahedron1 Technically he'd still have legs just not his thighs mostly

[@BenRangel]

Reminds me of the classic "Reading this sign is prohibited"-sign

[@williamepperson3443]

Here's another gag... Read more

[@kellydalstok8900]

Dutch and Flemish are almost the same language, but it’s the small differences that occasionally make Flemish amusing to Dutch speakers. My brother saw a sign on the fence at a Belgian building site which read: verboden op het werk te komen, which means: access to building site is prohibited. But in Dutch it means it’s prohibited to go to work.

[@Kazza_8240]

@@williamepperson3443 aw man 🤦🏼‍♀️ I'm embarrassed how many times I pressed it 🤣 Well done 👏🏻😂

[@franksierow5792]

Do not read this comment. You'll only be disappointed.

[@MaxPower-ke5rq]

@@williamepperson3443 yeah, you got me 😂

[@MaxHarden]

Those Freudian slips are perfect when you write one thing but mean your mother.

[@__Obscure__]

You, my friend, are a genius.

[@MaxHarden]

@@ObeyCamp Yea I have some! Lol.

[@SoCal_Jeff]

It's a cute joke, and as one who has a degree in psychology, it's been around for years. Still funny, though!

[@drewdemien481]

Silliness! The worst part really, is when it happens at the most inopportune of tits.

[@WallsOfAbaddon]

I dont get it, can someone explain?

[@TheHorseOutside]

Tim belongs in the pantheon of wholesomeness alongside Steve Irwin and Mr. Rogers

[@Murgablodazor69]

And Keanu Reeves

[@lindseylatta2728]

and bob ross ofc

[@iwannago2dabeach]

And Steven hillenburg

[@toastboxx8047]

And ur mum! Everyone loves ur mum!

[@ChaseMC215]

And Stan Lee

[@BarbarossaSC2]

I love that it's always done in a single take. How engaging. No random cuts, no editing, just do it right, one time (if you don't mess up of course).

[@Kazza_8240]

It's extraordinary lol

[@guioaca7]

@Barb you are beautiful

[@rrrr0binn]

Even when things don't go entirely smoothly he still just keeps going because not everything does go perfectly smoothly and it's cool that he doesn't pretend otherwise

[@flyhyland]

@@guioaca7 simp

[@skyluke9476]

@@guioaca7 yes cuz that's her actual pic

[@X_Baron]

That's a vintage nothing, still in its original packaging. Better not open it or it'll lose value.

[@dakotaneumann1259]

X Baron it will be worth nothing then

[@punklejunk]

Nothing could be a better purchase.

[@kirbykelley1255]

Nothin to lose

[@averystonedbear3751]

An invisible man had an invisible wife. They had kids but they were nothing to look at.

[@aviko9560]

Nothing will literally lose value...

[@tiltedflip4491]

I received an award for being humble. I was so proud of it I had to return it.

[@daddyleon]

It's a collection of physical dad-jokes, wonderful!

[@zynjnn277]

Agreed. What are "Dad Jokes" If they are told by a Mom? ..... Asked a Dad.

[@daddyleon]

@@zynjnn277 Anyone, it's a type of joke. Like...stand-up comedy can also be done by people in wheelchairs, though not so much by bed-ridden people, so there is a limit to not-standing.

[@zynjnn277]

@@daddyleon So bed ridden comedians only tell sit up jokes? 😉

[@daddyleon]

@@zynjnn277 Maybe, idk, I'm certainly not going to tell them. I'm not cool enough, then again, maybe they will listen to me, they're always so laid-back.

[@zynjnn277]

@@daddyleon 😆 You got me in stitches.

[@dougmapper3306]

My late grandfather gave me a round coin that had TUIT printed on one side. It's for when someone says "I'll do it when I get around to it" so you give them a "round tuit."

[@kaelananderson9237]

My great grandmother had very similar, but it was a circular cross-stitching - first thing I thought of when I watched this, too!

[@Lost_n_Found_1]

My dad had a sign for our backyard pool. It read, "Welcome to our OOL. Notice it has no P in it. Please keep it that way."

[@OliverTheAmpersandCat]

XD

[@Lost_n_Found_1]

@War111 Well, you'd be peeing in the dirt, now.

[@User0000000000000004]

Everyone pees in the pool. Everyone.

[@paulsture7045]

@@User0000000000000004 No they don't..... I don't even like peeing in the ocean but do do that. I do not however pee in the shower either and I know a lot of people do. If I have to pee I wait I dry off go pee then wash my hands again. Like a person should...lol

[@Lost_n_Found_1]

@@paulsture7045 You know that all the drains in your home go to the same place, right? Lol

[@my_other_account6008]

I drove past a modern LED customisable sign on the motorway that said.... 'sign not in use'.

[@Dr_Wrong]

I wouldn't trust it..

[@genericname42]

Are you sure.

[@redpepper74]

_it LIETH_

[@grmpf]

I know this is spoiling the fun, but it's so that you know it's not showing anything on purpose rather than it being broken.

[@VascoCC95]

@@grmpf In Portugal they just light one pixel or two so that it doesn't distract you without necessity but you can see it's blank on purpose if you look.

[@moduspwnenz]

Self referencing signs: "This sign is in Spanish when you're not looking"

[@AINGELPROJECT667]

"This comment is in Japanese when you aren't looking at it"

[@certifiedpossum8655]

"This sign is English only when you're looking"

[@shinyrayquaza9]

Schrodinger's Language

[@lqu]

These replies, you can disprove them by pressing CTRL + F and search the reply, and then scroll away from it. It will still be there in the search results when you aren't looking at it.

[@certifiedpossum8655]

@@lqu copied replies still retain its effect

[@MikeJones-vb1me]

I was proud of myself once for making a “Caution: Sign” sign.

[@stephanie1733]

😂

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

Caution: Sign May Be Self-Referential

[@kellydalstok8900]

A Dutch comedian, who mainly makes jokes in which words and expression taken out of context, had a perspex sign in a sketch which read: ZOZ, which means please turn over. When he turned it over, it read: SOS.

[@IDMYM8]

You did a really nice job

[@johnsnyder9875]

A caution caution sign sign

[@TheLivingBlobfish]

This was amazing! My pastor has a plaque on his desk that says "You were looking for a sign? Well, here it is."

[@caCOOLdemon]

This reminds me of a electronics project I made once. It was a photodetector which was basically a lightbulb that turned on whenever it detected light

[@tdpro3607]

oh i also did one on a breadboard, very funny though but the bulb was an led one so it wouldnt light itself up...or rather not very long after we let it on its own

[@ChubbyPillbug]

*noticing that post-it notes are all posted to each other* Tim: "extraordinary!!!"

[@exmo74]

Our first VCR came with a VHS tape titled 'How to Set Up Your VCR'.

[@DamonVDAmore]

I once made custom wrapping paper with Freud on it. It was shrink wrap.

[@aldousfoxly]

Damon V D'Amore you need to stop

[@danwic]

Facepalm :p

[@sinisterp.3238]

@D.O.A. Dead joke

[@seriousbismuth2173]

I need a therapist now... thanks.

[@corbanoT.V.]

Oh my god.

[@heyitsjustaz]

Why did KZbin randomly introduce me to this person today. And why was this the most relaxing video I ever watched.

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

Because he's like that quirky (but not in a gross way) old man that every neighborhood had growing up, that all the kids would go hang out with. My grandpa died before I was born, and to this day, I still adopt grandparents.

[@luiggitello8546]

I started a new job after months and had been very anxious, then i found Tim and his videos relax me every morning

[@trollop_7]

It's there to distract you.

[@omikronweapon]

The intro reminds me of an old con trick that used to be in the papers: "send us 10 pounds in the mail and we'll teach you how to make money by doing light administrative work". After sending the money you received an envelop with instructions: "post the same ad in the paper WE did". The "light administrative work" was sending and receiving the envelopes...

[@ARUCARDFTEPES]

I actually got conned by one of those ads when I was out of work for almost a year, of course they had upgraded to online job boards by then.

[@dyciefisk2535]

And thus was born the pyramid scheme

[@DanBowkley]

My favorite so far came from my childhood, my mom had a maybe 3 inch diameter plywood circle with "tuit" written on it. When someone asks when you're going to get around to it, well I already have a round tuit!

[@Havron]

I HAD ONE OF THESE !!!

[@jayfredrickson8632]

I considered getting one, but I never got a round tuit.

[@millomweb]

@@jayfredrickson8632 You could get a square one instead.

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodNitpicker]

My uncle had one of these! First and only time we saw one. When we were cleaning out his effects, we thought it was the funniest thing.

[@DavidG2P]

Why wouldn't it have "to it" written on it?

[@Tae-47]

Reminds me of a sign in a game called Portal 2 which said "CAUTION! THIS SIGN IS RADIOACTIVE"

[@LightWaIker]

I remember seeing a similar sign but it said caution, this sign has sharp edges.

[@michaelfinlay1412]

Caution rouge robots

[@lunatheluma3804]

TaeWilliam wait Where can I find this sign I must see it

[@cuddleslikespie]

THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE.

[@michaelfinlay1412]

@@cuddleslikespie this statement is false

[@Momoryuto]

Remember the time I saw a can containing dehydrated water.

[@silencethequiet]

Oh yeah... I've seen one of those!

[@pauljones3017]

Was it salt? Or salty water?

[@Anafyral666]

1. Adding water makes more water? 2. Spit

[@E_y_a_l]

Really? he said the word "water" and nobody mentioned the Nile?

[@VestinVestin]

Yeah, I killed a monster with one!

[@79s130]

Sad part is stuff like this exist in the everyday world. Like when you need scissors to open a package but the package they come in require cutting tools to open.

[@Boothenson]

His bit with the invisible tape makes me think that Tim would be the greatest grandpa ever. Hes so pure and wholesome.

[@VascoCC95]

Would love an escape room made by him

[@stitcha123]

I launched a flying car once but the project never took off.

[@YBABTU]

I once built a singing car, but every song it sang- the music notes were out of order. I think it needed a tune-up?

[@dolphinbeta514]

Doesnt work

[@Agua-hd4jh]

Flat

[@ranibowspr1imkle]

@@YBABTU it hit a SHARP object NATURALly, and got a FLAT That's not my Forte, tbh

[@youtubeistyrannical1787]

I launched a flying car once, it's still in space. -elon musk

[@BubblesTheBard]

The apology label reminds me of the opening credits from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[@advaitshrestha7764]

Tis but a scratch

[@vamp1310]

Did I ever tell you that I was attacked by a moose once? Sorry for the inconvenience, the person writing this comment has been sacked.

[@IronShocker77]

Møøse bites are pretti nasti.

[@sheldonwoodhouse4222]

exactly what i thought

[@seriousbismuth2173]

@@vamp1310 was the person in charge of Sacking sacked??

[@waltermelgar3961]

Was ego upside down?. Should have taped the thank you label on it.

[@hilow2341]

Walter Melgar hahahaha good one!

[@ariryan8832]

Walter Melgar Hah, that’s pretty funny.

[@PizzaCat1732]

i was about to comment on that to

[@hanyanglee9018]

You are attempted to read it upside down, clockwise or counter clockwise.

[@37corpses]

This comment made no sense until I watched the video

[@NetRolller3D]

Imagine if the "out of order" box had a button to release the coins previously inserted, one by one, but strictly not first-in-first-out - or, you know, out of order.

[@ctrlaltrepeat245]

"Here's something extraordinary." love this guy

[@LM-yd1hh]

The "nothing" one killed me. Especially the price tag on the back.

[@Choatemister]

Tim please make actually invisible tape. That is the exact kind of gag gift I would give to all my friends.

[@Bergensape]

You can put the little ring of an empty tape on the box! Hahaha

[@theilluminati1365]

"It refers to itself and apologizes for it's existence"....... Tim, did you have to call me out like that?

[@ClickItYT]

Theoreticaly yes

[@TexterEX]

Youa are irrelevant

[@FredNagel]

Our local pub has a sign on the wall that reads "Anyone who fails to comply with this notice will be procecuted". That's that.

[@dhpbear2]

1:16 - Note the fine print: "NOT-SO Handy Emergency Can Opener"

[@adambaryliuk3393]

That makes much more sense

[@CaptainChard]

And "it's a wind-up"

[@millomweb]

If you hold a can pressing the end onto a paving slab and rub it, you can grind your way into it.

[@CaptainChard]

@@millomweb Or if you have a spoon handy you can just use that. It's actually quite easy! And safer than using a knife.

[@absolited]

I live for old dudes saying “extraordinary”

[@alicyjinx8923]

Especially if they're British

[@mr.smarge550]

And water from the nile

[@twentytwo138]

Weird fetish but ok

[@lettucearsebiscuits8375]

ekstrawdinree

[@User0000000000000004]

British = 4 syllables. Lovely.

[@ZXRulezzz]

fire extinguisher: *catches fire* Moss: oh, that is *typical!* why it done that? fire extinguisher: "Made in Britain"

[@CsykKrit]

Hahahaha They need to do more seasons

[@Havron]

I'll just put it over here, with the rest of the fire...

[@jamescarroll6881]

They stole that joke from fawtly towers

[@MouldyBoss]

Just like the golf incident.

[@zellodine4708]

The IT Crowd is one of my favorite British comedys

[@BuildingCenter]

" Show it to friends to make them smile." Apt explanation of this man's ambition. Joy-sharing curator of curiosities. Cheers, homie Tim. Cheers. And thank you.

[@abramporras7877]

A worthless piece of paper Tim : very interesting what a lovely idea

[@TheHorseOutside]

Abram Porras don’t you mock the thank you note ye wee scoundrel

[@mattmoves5920]

Heh!

[@abramporras7877]

@@TheHorseOutside i wasnt mocking,i was appreciating him.He showed me to enjoy the little things in life.you uncultered swine.

[@TheHorseOutside]

@@abramporras7877 calm down jesus

[@berserker3414]

Some people can't get dark humor jokes, so they get offended (I think it was the word ''worthless'') I won't care so much, people always find something to get mad at.

[@dhpbear2]

"This is an urgent notice! PLEASE READ FAST!"

[@mr.smarge550]

Nyoom

[@VascoCC95]

That could actually have a point if it had a text after so not that pointless. It would be if it said "URGENT! Oh... Never mind..."

[@kylelee1911]

I love useless boxes or useless machines they're always so comical

[@dafoex]

Love the inflated ego! "Hey, I have something of yours!" "What?" *inflates the ego*

[@themaverickblackbelt8054]

A friend of mine died recently. He was trying to swim across a local river alone and he drowned. A couple of us got together and a took a wreath shaped like a life preserver to his funeral. It's what he would have wanted.

[@jasonjason6584]

Hehe 😉 😢🙂😢😘😞🤨🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

All wreathes are shaped like life preservers. Joke's ruined if you don't make it out of red and white flowers.

[@themaverickblackbelt8054]

@@rowynnecrowley1689 Did you not laugh? Should I change the wording from "shaped like" to "that looked like?"

[@annabelleshort1871]

Am I the only one who saw that he had the "ego " balloon upside down. He is so precious.

[@Lost_n_Found_1]

I saw it too. Then I remember there is a term called "inverted" ego... He may have just done it on purpose! It would certainly seem to fit the theme of the video.

[@blauskie]

Tim always has interesting items. I have been fascinated by self-referencing paradoxes for years. From visual and art (MC Escher) to text "I know that I know nothing", "This statement is false", etc., and mathematical paradoxes.

[@pattystomper1]

Documents with pages that would otherwise be blank, are printed with the words, "This Page Left Intentionally Blank".

[@52flyingbicycles]

Whenever I start to wonder what British humor is, I’ll just watch this video again

[@jannisheckmann555]

Put the upsidedown sticker on the inflated Ego tim :D

[@groovesnotnews6022]

hahhaha yes :')

[@saskiakw1744]

😂

[@parsaazizi7632]

a can opener in a can: "you have become the very thing you swore to destroy"

[@thijsbakker9799]

This reminds me of the time I was on the border of Belgium and the Netherlands. There was a sign that said something like: "Watch out, pole", but the only reason that pole seemed to be there was to hold the sign

[@Lost_n_Found_1]

Imagine that sign on a Polish border, lol.

[@thijsbakker9799]

@@Lost_n_Found_1 Hahaha lol

[@babalon7778]

I can't believe you don't have a Round Tuit in your collection.

[@marvinkitfox3386]

Wot? Where's the road sign that says "NO ENTRY TO AUTHORIZED PERSONS" surely a collection such as yours should include that.

[@isthattrue]

I don't see how this would be self referring.

[@thegasman_3651]

The inflatable ego is the most passive aggressive thing you could possibly give to someone. 😂

[@nikolajrasmussen9573]

But would you give it to someone who already owns it? :)

[@Lost_n_Found_1]

@@nikolajrasmussen9573 Of course! Simply invert it as Tim does here.

[@luggilu7864]

Tim just keeps making my days. A calm man, showing off something he's got a passionate love for, with good wholesome humor thrown in for good measure. Delightful!

[@whatman6199]

Its nice to take the odd break from the craziness of everything and watch this fella for a moment just to reset.

[@vladcjskate]

“Oh, of course!” That’s the most British thing ever.

[@TheHorseOutside]

alva vlad I would happily let Tim become Prime Minister

[@Lost_n_Found_1]

I would think it's either "extraordinary," "aluminum," or "init," lol.

[@tubblebub]

I was waiting for him to bring out a container of dehydrated water with the instructions to "just add water."

[@alterracorp7852]

*exhales excessively* Fire *EXTINGUISHER*

[@andrewsilver7048]

Aw I thought I was first with this comment.

[@cottoneyejoe8285]

Alterra, when are you gonna let me land my ship? I can't pay 1 trillion credits!

[@requinranger168]

Just as I though getting a present for Tim would be impossible, he literally has nothing, for the person who has everything. How on earth is one meant to give a gift to him.

[@theindooroutdoorsman]

I really enjoyed the label of the can. "Can you open it?"

[@LeonardGr]

What about scissors in sealed plastic packaging, that need another scissors to open it?

[@wumboqwark]

Knife

[@christopherwilliams9675]

I feel like I know what you're referencing

[@NecromancyForKids]

Sadly, they exist and aren't played for laughs.

[@greggv8]

I bought a Nack Knife. It was encased in a plastic clamshell package, fully melted together all the way around. Needed a Nack Knife to cut the package. I was eventually able to chop my way through with scissors.

[@TacetTheTerror]

Buying the concept of absolutely nothing. AAA Gaming Industry: "Write that down! Write that down!"

[@coolmanjack1995]

Fantastic video today. Edit: You're a treasure, Tim

[@oxypony7086]

Perfect for English learning... You're a legend Grand Illusions

[@Trombonauta]

I love the can opener. Indeed, trains in Spain provide security hammers to break the windows in case of an accident, but they are protected behind a glass with the inscription "break the glass in case of emergency". I also love the "This page was intentionally left blank" in many books.

[@gooddayhuman]

These are much like the psychic who tells her clients "I predict you are soon going to be scammed"

[@thekingoffailure9967]

Someone close to you is untrustworthy

[@brendanevo4g]

make a roll of tape that has no strip edge, so the whole tape is smooth. i think that would infuriate people/test relationships

[@usedtobegood1184]

That's genius!

[@chickenpotpieare3things]

“self-referencing, thats what life is all about” -Tim 👌 😂

[@igorluiz9551]

why my brain tingles when I hear this gentleman, it's so soothing

[@pedestrian2530]

The can opener inside a closed can reminds me of an old Microsoft Office CD I used to have that had the product key required to proceed with the installation inside a doc file that couldn't be opened without Microsoft Word.

[@skakdosmer]

Invisible tape, very amusing idea! But you should leave the empty roll in the box!

[@bucwhovian8305]

Maybe glue it is so it's in the middle of the box.

[@kellydalstok8900]

In Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban the owner of the bookshop in Diagon Alley complains of a delivery of invisible spell books that they never managed to find again.

[@skakdosmer]

@@kellydalstok8900 and how are you supposed to read an invisible spell-book?

[@jamesrutherford8394]

When you realize all his videos are “one takes”

[@Robert.E.Edmondson]

On the old Rowan and Martin Laugh-In show, someone walked by carrying a sign that read, "Up With Split Personality", then turned so we could read the other side of the sign, "Down With Split Personality".

[@Dontworryaboutanything]

The ‘You Can’t Do That On Television’ opener is great. Nice touch.

[@rayanderson5797]

That upside down label reminds me of the notices in the back of manga. "You're reading the wrong way!" "Actually, I was reading the correct way, I'm just finished, but thanks for the thought."

[@MartynDerg]

"It's referring to itself and apologizing for its existence" just like me ;w;

[@TooManyBarrels1]

*Death on his way to collect Tim* Death to God:" God, can we keep this one?"

[@samtinkle9076]

Underrated.

[@sinisterp.3238]

Exactly

[@danforbes3573]

Another lovely vid from our old mate Tim!

[@q-tuber7034]

Glad for the mention of Martin Gardner. For a big dose of self-reference, see Douglas Hofstaeder’s “Metamagical Themas.”

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

I got a genuine, out-loud chuckle out of the balloon. Delightful episode, this. Thank you, Tim.

[@CosmosTheMouse]

I used to have that box at the 9:16 mark except it was a bank. You could put a coin on a small plate, and the hand would come and snatch it. Same exact same hand, box, and movement. Got it sometime in the early 80's. .... p.s. from the nile.

[@TheSuperCommentGuy]

Water from the Nile.

[@Pichufan172]

Money from the nile

[@CosmosTheMouse]

NILE comments.... "heh"

[@frankbruder3097]

I'd like to have a can with a label that reads: "whatever is inside", so if anyone asks what's in it I can say: "just what it says on the tin."

[@lokalnyork]

Pro tip for camping without can opener: If You need can to be opened, try putting it on flat rock/concrete and rub it a bit, grinding through top lip of the can (if You see it's leaking, it's working). That way You can open ANY can, even with drink.

[@marc-andreservant201]

This makes me think about the recent Chevy Bolt EV 12V auxillary battery issues. The fix involves getting someone with a petrol vehicle to give you a boost.

[@jasonludwig215]

This is greatest channel I've stumbled upon in a while

[@theearthmovertapes9714]

"It's apologizing for it's existence" me everyday

[@natewilson111]

My friend is writing a computer program called "Tinara". I asked if the name stood for anything specific. He said yes; This Is Not A Recursive Acronym

[@joeyjoeanu4910]

The invisble tape its a clever way to joke with a friend and after you see their reaction you actually give their gift

[@Crabfather]

Or, you could knock them out with chloroform and tape owls to their forehead.. I know which I'd prefer to do..

[@lynnharrell9598]

There was a wooden box that sat on a shelf of a curio cabinet during my childhood. The words written on the top of the box were, “In case of fire, open box.” On the inside of the box you would find, “Not now, stupid; in case of fire.” We also had a round rubber pot holder with the word “TUIT” on, so you could “get around to it.” I think we picked it up at the county fair.

[@anonthe-third2367]

Hearing this lovely chap get excited about clever junk is a delight in and of itself.

[@marcochavez1129]

Full of wisdom and awesomeness love you Tim

[@ChitlinsLaundry]

Don’t know how I ended up here but I really like this dude 😂

[@FokkerBoombass]

Love the "inflated ego". Reminds me of that guy who received a little RC helicopter in the shape of the F-Word with a note "Let it never again be said that I don't give one."

[@Shenorai]

Great thing about those RC helicopters, there is a ROFL version too.

[@dougthedonkey1805]

“And it’s referring to itself, and apologizing for its existence”

[@Yamezzzz]

"I don't have an inflated ego do I?" You literally have one held up in your hands mate.