Tim Young on airbags - Dry Bar Comedy

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[@stringbean9521]

As a big rig driver this was spot on

[@BatAtTarkov]

String Bean HURRRRRHHHHH "move or die"

[@violenceisfun991]

oh my god!! when he said "a 300mph taco would kill you" i laughed so much i started coughing

[@nunyabizness9594]

Violence Is Fun Same! Woke up my daughter laughing so hard!

[@fraa888grindr7]

Me too. I thought everything was very clever up to that point, but I was crying after the taco joke.

[@nate_thealbatross]

I had a Buick station wagon with a boat horn custom installed. People thought they were about to be run over by a tug boat. It was terrifying. Saved a guy's life who turned into an oncoming traffic lane and the horn blasted him out of his 5am stupor and he jumped the median and survived. Fog horn for the win.

[@benjamineason2185]

I am laughing so hard it hurts...

[@AndriaTheKobold]

dude i had the SHITTIEST day and this made me giggle so much, ugh, thank you

[@johnbyng9203]

A.J. Young I bet you like slitherin

[@alexandralenzinger8482]

I can’t stop laughing despite it being 1am and everyone’s trying to sleep

[@JRLB38]

True Story: I was in an auto accident some years ago; I was the passenger. I was eating a Burger King Big Kids Cheeseburger just before impact. The driver tried to catch brake; my body lurched forward as the airbag deployed creating a sensation I like to call "getting your face ripped off". In the process of this I was knocked out and my next coherent memory was hearing and looking up at some kinda freaked out EMT's tending to me in an ambulance. I must've been in shock or something because I kept trying to speak but no words would come out. Apparently when the airbag deployed it mashed my cheeseburger into my chest. The burger fell away but the ketchup, mustard and cheese fused with my adorable Ralph Lauren henley, creating something that looked like a subcutaneous fat layer coming out of my chest.

[@girlyblue24]

LOL!

[@BelleFlower15]

Oh gosh! The poor paramedics hahaha!

[@MrMcguire89]

I read this and almost fell out of my chair, lmfao!

[@Chase0370]

Well honestly this may be me being fat but the first thing that would come to my mind was " Dang I wasted a hamburger "

[@lizwynaco2222]

@@Chase0370 hooot!!

[@dennesey]

Top-tier dry comedy right there.

[@Timetraveler1111MN]

Turned the bass up so high so they could re-start my heart!!

[@brockelever]

The Body Bag joke deserved more than it got.

[@workwithray2569]

I dont know about you guys but this was the best 4 minutes of my night!

[@martinsmith5520]

Haha, his face when he says he hit a clown is hilarious. So much disbelief.

[@krishanjangid212]

For a second I thought he was Harrison wells from the flash 😂😂😂

[@jacobireyes308]

I was not expecting to laugh this hard 😂😂

[@CaresinVerse]

My eyes watered, I laughed so hard. Great comic!

[@cooperlambert9621]

Are you being serious

[@sukiwatson]

Very funny, will be following his career

[@alifinley9156]

what a physically beautiful man. He must give the best hugs.

[@McScott76]

Love your pace and delivery. Some really funny, original stuff. You have a new fan.

[@jackmeriustacktheratrix55]

I cried to the taco joke. I've never laughed so hard in my life

[@richardclark2495]

My brother is now dying laughing on the floor. . . .

[@Yeitsjames]

this made my abs sore watching I laughed so much

[@kyrstenmcguffey658]

I have a road runner horn on my car too! I also get road rage... it gets awkward

[@viningx21]

Beep, I’m pretty angry at you! 🤣

[@squarerooto1771]

my brothers showed me this and im sO FLIPPING HAPPY I FINALLY FOUND ITTTT

[@mitsuomits9077]

"I think I hit a remorseful clown" 😆😆😆

[@4GodLoves]

No airbag... But a body bag... Lol... He's too funny!

[@kardiaclark8111]

My Father in law was an SES (State Emergency Service) worker... He had seen a few deaths caused by airbags deploying. One woman was drinking and the straw went through her eye.

[@chayes954r]

This was HILARIOUS!!!!!!

[@puddingpudding9579]

❤ this absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@thesincitymama]

When I was driving an old Toyota, my airbag spontaneously blew up in my face for no apparent reason! Hit me in the nose really hard, knocked my head back and jammed my glasses into my face. The car filled with a smoky haze and a terrible chemical smell, and when I pulled over I thought maybe the car was on fire. But apparently it was just a computer glitch and everything was ok. My mechanic explained that the smoky haze was a propellant that helps the airbag deploy.

[@mantis_toboggan_md]

I would lawyer up.

[@alkinboo]

When I was driving an old Eagle another driver came around a blind curve and hit me head on and my airbag saved my life.

[@acpren]

good to know, thanks

[@m.j.mbrooks1859]

Veronica Turtle Heart my ex had an aunt who had was in an accident. And she was completely fine...until the airbag deployed and broke her nose.

[@adamwilliams2679]

Yes, everything was ok...except your broken face and your new, slightly larger than necessary contact lenses 😵

[@zenawarrior3012]

Omg, had me in tears, it was so funny!

[@beauboutwell7657]

"OnStar! OnStar!!!"

[@mjade1673]

A body bag in the glove box 😄

[@tracytracy1030]

This is hilarious😂😂😂😂😂

[@JohnWesleyAustin]

300 mph taco...Fast food!

[@angelaengle12]

3:44 That clown laugh. xD

[@onpsxmember]

I get that it's a joke, but just in case someone takes part of this seriously: The airbag has to deploy that fast or you won't have any sort of air cushion. Even if it feels like you get hit in the face, you basically ram your face in that fist and not the other way around. It's crucial to have the right distance to the airbag or you become that really fast taco. Go find some pics from those one arm high-noon-position drivers that got their arm hit by the airbag.

[@TamunoOpuboCooksCookeyGam]

This was too funny

[@mariahtipton8127]

Remorseful clown left me a balloon

[@mariahtipton8127]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Dirtbag-Hyena]

The taco thing is funny because I dont know how many times ive stabbed the inside of my mouth with corn chips,especially cheap dipping ones🤣

[@-dopeland-3349]

That guy’s good! 😅

[@adamwilliams2679]

That's why I hate airbags. So many horror stories about them unnecessarily deploying and turning glasses into contacts...never thought about the taco, though. Kinda redefines "taco neck syndrome" 🌮 🤕😵

[@robertschwartz4810]

A Smart Car is an electric wheelchair with a roof.

[@Heavenzvoice]

His facial expressions are perfect. I’ve heard about airbags and how they hurt... never want to experience this.

[@XXIIXIIIXXXIXXXIX]

Someone once asked what hobbies does this man have, he said "I live at the gym where I eat weight's while making people laugh".

[@elizaknight6980]

Love this video

[@Alexs321432]

replaced my honda accords horn with a train horn... best decision of my life.

[@lisawood365]

Alexs321432 🤣😆😆

[@oops262686]

😂😂airbag inflated d car

[@AwesomeChickk101]

He's funny, good jokes!

[@tonitaylor5485]

That was good wooo 🤣

[@thegreendragon5375]

a 300 mile an hour taco would kill you

[@DryBarComedy]

indeed.

[@sierrajade7875]

What a way to go

[@leahthompson7930]

I got custody of my mom too! Let’s set up play dates! Hey it was a good pickup line & I standby it. 😬

[@addjewelry]

Good one.

[@girlyblue24]

this guy is pretty funny, ive had an air bag go off in an accident and they also smell like finger nail polish remover.

[@kardiaclark8111]

Ew... That's unexpected

[@neweraccount5615]

This touched home, I got hit while slowly backing out of a parking space, I lifted my foot off the break and the girl behind me seen a green light. All on camera by the way, ty Walmart, but she hit me and I had earlier spilled alcohol all over my throat “veteran drinker- clumsy without it / addict) so when I got out and she apologized and then she shouted are you drinking while on the phone “had an advisor “ I said uh-no , let me grab my insurance I hope you are covered , then I stomped the gas got the f out there only to be chased by stander bus that heard the loud part “ are you drinking “ and ultimately crashed , fatal crash 4 times died that night due to a young girl blame shifting!!!!.......”and I was drinking”

[@Ryansretina]

Looks like Harry Wells has a son

[@boldcautionproductions9203]

Burritos for me, from now on...

[@cheetyliciousmeowmeow1085]

I'm a walking airbag...🚶💨

[@alkinboo]

Eating something while driving = Distracted driving.

[@Home-u6g]

_That's_ what you chose to get out of this comedy routine?

[@robertboekee8733]

I hit a remorseful clown..I died

[@neweraccount5615]

Don’t taco and drive.... impaired driving is no joke! I lost all my plans and most importantly my children, they weren’t physically involved but I learned a lot about the ripple effect.... never let a butterfly stand on your trunk

[@jurikferdes7000]

This guy's got Popeyes arms

[@twliii1003]

I’m a very cautious pedestrian

[@matttimpson9606]

Wes with an airbag? 😂

[@kristinabaker4433]

Steven Wright-esque at moments

[@shizukaze]

Sounds like Tom Cavanaugh... Keep hearing Dr. Wells...

[@arungnanasekhar689]

3rd season Dr Wells

[@shizukaze]

That’s the one...

[@livestreamgaming420]

its the reverse flash from the arrowverse

[@blinddatereject]

Bruh 😂😂😂

[@suzidelarue5344]

Subaru Backwards is U R A Bus

[@richarddarlington1139]

Question... If I'm wearing a seatbelt (and I am), why do I need an air bag?

[@angie8110]

Because when you're going 60mph you need everything you can get and you'll probably die anyway

[@robdebl2414]

Hilarious!!!!

[@michaelanderson5232]

Yeah your face hurts but you’re alive

[@victoriaheatherly2656]

Funny!!!

[@brandomiranda5873]

All i can hear is Harrison Well's voice!

[@feefee6889]

I hit a car going 20, nothing came out. My brother, same car, went into a ditch no air bags. This car really is mad at us, tit for tat we crash it, it doesn’t protect 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ honestly... that’s fair.

[@maysesky9433]

I heard this joke before buddy

[@donnajohnson3334]

This show was osteoferocious. !!!! 😆

[@Insharai]

wait, this guy is the best comic you have... and that's saying something 0.0

[@Insharai]

(you have a lot of good comics)

[@DryBarComedy]

Why thank you!

[@kyrstenmcguffey658]

Agreed. This guy is great. You need to get him and Warren B. Hall on here again

[@lidiavarga5367]

Body bag :-)))

[@bethwv2433]

🤣

[@victoriatube159]

Wtf his face it so nerdy but his arms are chris prat arms

[@JazSimone]

I feel like there are some really good jokes in here... The delivery just didn't quite catch 'em. :(

[@TheBarber5550]

It's so much more funny because it's so true, airbags suck.

[@DryBarComedy]

Right? It sure isn't a soft down pillow that's for sure! Thanks for watching! Don't forget to subscribe!

[@street273]

I'm pretty sure the horn part is a rip off. But the rest is funny

[@juliabentley2809]

all Toyota’s regardless of size has the same horn.. Tacoma, Prius, Camry... same horn. my mom’s Mazda has a more manly horn than my dad’s Toyota Tundra

[@alantainty1903]

Was that supposed to be comedy 😮

[@spacemonkey2915]

This guy is too "gen z" for me. Ugghhh The future is doomed

[@cooperlambert9621]

Boomer humor

[@tinytim9172]

Comedy for people that love rape!!

[@AnthonyBennettKY]

This chick is not that attractive.

[@denaredford6701]

I like listening ,but I wish they would stop the canned laughter .

[@robertdenham9541]

As soon as he said he test drove a smart car I was no longer interested in watching.

[@cooperlambert9621]

Lol it’s so lame