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[@TimDillonShow]

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[@evapreciouss]

I don’t care about all that I just wanna go to te states and drink wit the kardahsians

[@evapreciouss]

I don’t care about the truth

[@evapreciouss]

I’m the fucking comedian in Hell’s Kitchen ... solve that riddle CIA goo goog gagaggaa my family are calling me crazy lmfao 🤪

[@evapreciouss]

Good for you with whatever you was trying to do .. I was trying to meet my idols and god bitch slapped. Me to 🌎

[@evapreciouss]

J’nett regretted riemne

[@Handcannon77]

"its about heroin and pedophilia, thats the entire foreign policy of our country" Someone please protect this man from the CIA suiciding him, literally a national hero.

[@davidcobble2050]

That would be funny if it wasn't so true

[@russellm1883]

Opiates are lab produced synthetic for the most part. Try again

[@clarkkent2725]

Russell M Respectfully, you should try again

[@vivienmartin225]

You have the mistake of thinking Timmy isn’t a CIA sleeper cell

[@nathanwinhusen6017]

@@russellm1883 I hope to God you never have to go down the same path that me and several of my good friends, and the majority of people caught up in the opioid epedemic went down, but the opiates we were getting were definitely not made in a lab.

[@Sidelinefighter-expert]

Can’t believe Tim Dillion bullied Joe Rogan out of LA, off KZbin and now out of his recent studio

[@TheColburnReport]

I give it a year before he boots Joe Rogan out of Austin. Where next, Nashville?

[@replynotificationsdisabled]

@@TheColburnReport that's too close! For real, Tennessee is legit, don't phuck it up.

[@youreadisgracepod]

Not to mention Joe copied Tim's neon sign

[@GiuseppeM]

33:00 I DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING 😂

[@victorsandoval6843]

@@youreadisgracepod I thought the exact same thing. Tell joe he needs to at least move it from right behind him. Looks dumb.his new studio I don’t like. Yes or yes.

[@MrKrackaaa]

That EDM trap drop over the news clip of a cop shooting a kid is the most accurate summary of today's times

[@TheDavedevil619]

🤣🤣🤣

[@everss02]

I died laughing

[@chrisminicucci5903]

Dude I’ve come back to it 3 times now. I can’t get over it. It’s hilarious in a we are absolutely fucked sort of way.

[@RCXDerp]

@@chrisminicucci5903 more like 300 times haha

[@russbuss98]

We're literally in a Dystopian nightmare. It snuck up on us and we're in it.

[@jbullets5964]

The Afghanistan song was probably the best thing I've heard so far in 2021

[@cafemaco85]

I've heard it 10 times nonstop.

[@aaroneusjames2342]

The song he chose tho 🤣

[@thevenezuelaking]

Cant believe i just now seen this lmao

[@RevanDeluxe]

It was a pretty good song

[@jasonweber5464]

Yeah yeah yo surprised this is the best comment first thing I thought of

[@mikhail5002]

It's so crazy that one of the most important, and definitely the most relevant, comedians of our time is getting treated like complete garbage by KZbin and not getting his vids monetized etc. when it's obviously satire, and important and valuable art in general in the context of history of humanity.

[@PurifiedSmith]

Cause the internet isn't free like it once was. Everyone seems to be so certain the internet will always remain the wild west. Soon you'll be paying to leave a comment.

[@aint4nun]

Dude in the world we live in now this is subtle high brow shit

[@peter_schomus]

Yeah, youtube doesn't care, look at the way they treat Crowder. Hopefully his lawsuit against KZbin changes the censorship issues were having with big tech.

[@Tybolt1]

Hes demonitized? Id follow him to another platform that has comments.

[@jhilbertdrums]

He speaks the truth too much. Nobody killin it on KZbin is not getting censored, let’s be honest

[@kailismith]

“What is a baby but a bloodclot that will steal your car to meet his heroin dealer” 😂 TD a global treasure, a global treasure I tell you.

[@garnitan]

I was dying at that part 🤣

[@DurzoBlunts]

I think he's talking about himself haha

[@mika274]

More like a fake global treasurer

[@myquest666420]

Lol that one hit a little too close to home.

[@jamikatechaos9972]

Been there

[@Vicegrips11]

"IM NOT HERE TO JOKE AROUND" -Tim Dillon (A man specifically here to joke around)

[@nftech7098]

"I quit cigarettes bc I want to die from the vaccine" LOLOL

[@TrollHiddenCave]

When a man who is not legally liable for the ill effects of a vaccine that he is pushing . Who also doesn't vaccinate his children , tells you to take this untested vaccine . you better take it!

[@darlenev9988]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@colin8663]

@@TrollHiddenCave i met with some friends from my home state this weekend. I didn't bring up vaccines or anything once until my friend asked if i took the V and i said that i haven't even been sick or tested during this whole thing, so no. And his rebuttal was...."wait wait...but wait....did you take a polio vaccine?!?!" like that was his big gotcha moment. I truly just hope this passes over and we all "return to normal" but i also wouldn't be opposed to a fuck ton of these dumbasses just dropping dead if they won't open their eyes.

[@TrollHiddenCave]

@@colin8663 well I'm a Satanist and I have no problem with allowing stupid people to die it's necessary for evolution to continue

[@122amaya]

@@TrollHiddenCave Your the problem

[@itznotayden]

Lee Syatt is the glue that holds this podcast together

[@AnthonyFelixCano]

Lol

[@SatomiForward]

I can't stop giggling

[@EdgeVids32]

he overdosed

[@digitalsalsas]

would be nice if tim could force feed ben ninja stars every once in a while

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

😂😂

[@boiledprawnshack4196]

Fuck man. Week after week, Tim Dillon keeps killing it. This is by far the best comedy channel on this site

[@cashel5232]

ikr so glad i found this channel

[@loganfranklin2096]

They keep getting better I swear

[@snakecat586]

Agree I’m just pissed there isn’t more 😂

[@issaggg1087]

same! I was listeing to Bad Friends but quickly became unintrested but Tim Dillon has pretty much taken the spot for favorite Podcast!

[@blammo8208]

and its not even a big website!

[@kpobje]

The energy source of the podcast comes from the subtle desire of tim to make ben laugh

[@rufioswitch2132]

And it’s dearly missed currently

[@CatnamedMittens]

He basically represented the audience.

[@2010kgurl]

Watching this in Oct 2022 is tough… We really miss this relationship between Tim and Ben.

[@rufioswitch2132]

Yup! So much better

[@GingerMamba2]

What happened

[@xthekingsguard1229]

Right bro 😞

[@magicknight13]

What happened between them?

[@rocketrose]

meh not really

[@jaysonspann8042]

The sight of Tim Dillon dancing to an edm song put over a murder by a news website is the perfect encapsulation of 2021. This will be studied in history classes in the years to come.

[@chrisrogers4242]

Didn't you see the pe teacher in Burma doing aerobic dancing and the coup was happening behind her

[@emissaryofcharybdis105]

I need an isolated gif of that.

[@chrisrogers4242]

@@emissaryofcharybdis105 an NFT

[@sublimelove23]

@@chrisrogers4242 that was a horrifyingly accurate description of the world today.

[@cuve_ae]

@@chrisrogers4242 we’re all NFT’s :)

[@Sleigh]

There should be mandatory EDM drops on all tragic news stories.

[@Knaif]

why did they use the "we dropped a fat nuke on terrorists" music? seems a bit emotionally manipulative

[@IGotBoergs]

@@voidoccupant I’m at the beginning of the episode but if this is about the announcement of prince Philip’s death the song is: we do what we want - Alan Fitzpatrick

[@here7036]

That was so bizarre and I was in and out of sleep I almost had a panic attack. When did the internet become so retarded

[@TylerLovesYou17]

This video was very informative but the drop was wack so I will assume this is all misinformation

[@cx2900]

@@Knaif music is used for emotional manipulation all the time. But this time, I don't know what emotion I'm supposed to be manipulated into feeling

[@aircopulate2104]

Ben looks so cozy. Makes me feel like I’m watching logs burn in a fireplace during winter

[@dashriprock8596]

"Bin Laden wasn't even there -- but who cares?" I'm dying here. Greatest tribute to 21 years in Afghanistan. Brilliant.

[@historyclickdelete7222]

"Tim and Ben are Cartman and Butters all grown-up, and you can't tell me otherwise," is still my all-time favourite Viewer Comment on this thing. Still makes me laugh.

[@chrisrogers4242]

I love it

[@kylewilsonjams]

Lololololol

[@ohzee2675]

😂

[@TomKloseMusic]

more like cartman and kenny: tim is killing it and ben is dying laughing every episode.

[@brandonsmith3814]

Fucking genius

[@todd.howard]

I didn’t kill myself

[@dertythegrower]

Bill has the tapes. You should have gotten the Washington Post to remove that 1998 article about Bill and his security team crashing the boat leaving your island on New Years (no really, its still online too)

[@dertythegrower]

someone documented this on a literal trip there, and for real literally rented a boat to the island recently, don't worry Jeffy baby, your secrets are out in the open... bahaha (for real, Documented pretty legit, in the documentary, "Jeffrey Epstein: My unplanned brush with his Little St. James island") It's legit. He rented a friggin boat, he talked to locals.. the plane already landed for Clinton, so why would their newspaper excuse say they were helping land the plane, after the previous sentence says they already landed? Seems like a weak excuse that reveals the actual story when researched deeper

[@smoothcat1556]

@@dertythegrower😐 we need links bro, were Americans.... google is so much work. 🤣😂💯👍♥️

[@ericbillig9319]

Yes you did...

[@gabrielsilvas692]

@@smoothcat1556 type boat hurts 3 in clinton detail dosent say much just that they left the island and 3 of his guards got hurt during the crash

[@jflanagan9696]

Tim: "Ben and his wife? I wish them well." *tees off*

[@clipsedrag13]

The most surprising thing about Tim is that he's not on cocaine

[@rudysconstruction]

Imagine if he was….

[@UTKARSHARJUN]

@@rudysconstruction it would break Marvel records 😂😂

[@natedoherty3462]

Tim Dillon. Takes full advantage of his freedom of speech. Fact. This dude just keeps slaying it. Perfect record. 0 losses.

[@ericbillig9319]

Hes vaccinating himself

[@googleisevil974]

I wish there was an option besides Patreon to give Timmy my gigglebucks

[@sponsoredathlete3064]

Yes or yes

[@James-PHX]

National treasure

[@OurBlackFriend]

Johnson and Johnson was really marketing to all of us D average students who know 66% is more than a passing grade so it checks out.

[@skdewolf7606]

Get the Pfizer or Moderna. It’s better.

[@dhaltonmiller1215]

@@skdewolf7606 no

[@skdewolf7606]

@@dhaltonmiller1215 I’m kidding the vax is poison ppl don’t understand so. Thin the herd of low IQ.

[@dhaltonmiller1215]

@@skdewolf7606 lol

[@AbdullMohommedlol]

@@skdewolf7606 Literally just google "pfizer criminal history".

[@pgwrks4149]

Tim Dillon's Joe Rogan impression is undefeated...

[@tkirkpat007]

The best plus no one else has the balls to do one.

[@benjoewalker]

Underrated

[@413.]

@Savage ehh 1:35:02

[@Trent_Moorman]

@@413. that was fucked up

[@413.]

@Cool Adam I don't know the timestamp, I actually would' like to know as well 😅😅

[@Adizzy12]

This is the funniest podcast ever made in history

[@knightshining]

"There is no one more woke than myself". -Tim Dillon

[@marthyjazz4915]

"They have you sit down for 15 minutes, in case you have convulsions so they can cover it up"- Tim Dillon. 🤣🤣🤣

[@skdewolf7606]

The moderna only made my right eye go gotch. I would go with that vintage. If anyone looking for a recommendation. However a rare JJ is pretty good with a side of quadriplegia. But seriously get your vaccination or you are kind of gross.

[@EllipsisTriangletrap]

@@skdewolf7606 "Kind of gross" is how I live my life though! Are you trying to destroy my way of life? My traditions and values?

[@skdewolf7606]

@@EllipsisTriangletrap I’m being sarcastic. But that statement ruins the whole thing. Don’t get vaccinated. You are obviously above average IQ. Er I mean the latest gene therapy ones. Just got the rabies myself. All good up here.

[@JBSauce]

1:04:30 This is what you came here for. Such greatness.

[@ToiletBaby]

"Pedophile Warlords" better be available on iTunes or I'm suing.

[@413.]

Filing fake lawsuit as well

[@collinbarnard207]

@@413. i’m calling my fake lawyer now

[@RCXDerp]

@@collinbarnard207 I'm calling his crazy aunt who thinks shes a lawyer. Expect fake papers big boy.

[@MattD86]

It’s been a week I’m filing suit

[@TrollHiddenCave]

Well it's only that in America because it's illegal in a lot of places it's legal to be with people at a much younger age even Europe

[@mikelac2]

That fucking Afghanistan song is the funniest thing I have ever seen, I legit have never laughed that hard alone before, well done sir

[@cx2900]

I'm looking forward to that part being clipped lol

[@bearinafoxhole5951]

You saw it or heard it?

[@SaulNuts]

I was listening at work in a quiet office with my ear buds in .... Trying to keep it together ... Snorting ... Crying ...

[@the_pantichrist2279]

@@SaulNuts snorting what?

[@SaulNuts]

@@the_pantichrist2279 the good stuff ... Ya know? The millions of doll hairs i won of the stonks i am snorting the cocaines.

[@Nictus04]

"They make you sit there for 15 minutes in case you start convulsing and they have to hide it from the media" bahaha

[@gagehartsell2193]

Tim paying for Bens wedding and then shitting all over it is top tier Dillon comedy

[@benbejammi8717]

The truest words I've ever heard "don't get in the way of ppl wasting their time"

[@dtgonzo90000]

The war in Afghanistan is like when your friend has been hooking up off and on with a girl for several years and when y’all have a conversation where she comes up you go “that’s still going on?” and it’s always still going on

[@willswan7714]

Exactly

[@atomicalien4]

I fucken love this comment

[@AfricaGeo]

Yep, it’s a long toxic relationship.

[@acetate909]

This is funny and pretty spot on.

[@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka]

Gets vaccine... "Go wait in your car and start hOnKiNg your horn if you begin having a seizure" LIFE IN THE BIG CITY

[@tron3420]

Just one long honk because the hand be stuck on tha horn. LIFE IN THE BIG CITY

[@skdewolf7606]

I want to get on a cattle car in the sky- shot please. Waits in car dies now or in a year. Worth it.

[@tron3420]

@@skdewolf7606 listen knifes a life fight.

[@user-ho8br1cw8c]

Lol

[@skdewolf7606]

@@tron3420 yes. Not just in Malibu either.

[@confusedbuthappy7205]

The afghanistan tribute is the single best bit I've ever heard in comedy. Tim Dillon is a treasure and thanks be to Allah that man exists

[@theroyalscrewgee]

Ben rocking back and forth is his coping mechanism. Ben, if you need help wear a yellow sweatshirt on the next podcast.

[@deadairnetwork9300]

Hehehe.

[@TrollHiddenCave]

But red is the color of power it commands respect and adoration

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

No comedian is on this guy's level and sadly all he really is doing is speaking freely.

[@Jiggy609]

Cuz he acknowledges that covid is fake and the vaxx is completely untested

[@moderatemexicanamericanpat4904]

@@Jiggy609 LOL YEA THATS IT

[@adblack88]

@@Jiggy609 r.i.p. billy conforto gang ptl

[@charwest5892]

@@adblack88 drove off the road and into an embankment

[@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026]

@@Jiggy609 He doesn't believe covid is fake. He just acknowledges that there are plenty of legitimate concerns about rushing out vaccines. The "pause" on the distribution of the J&J vaccine highlights that these concerns are legitimate. Still, he was trying to get it even knowing it had ~65% efficacy before they stopped giving it out.

[@danimi361]

Clearly, the Afghan war tribute song should be nominated for an Emmy. Brought a tear......

[@curtvanwinter6116]

I'm 8 minutes in and KZbin doesn't have a single ad on this video. We love that you exist Tim.

[@truerambler]

Won’t lie, huge bill burr fan and he got me into listening to podcasts. With that being said, the Tim Dillon show is better! 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@2feettotheground]

Bill’s standup is unmatched but Tim is the podcasting goat

[@kylesanders8276]

Agreed. Love bill's podcast, love Tim's more. If Bill would just read up and lean in to his banking conspiracy rants

[@davoid3693]

Also a bur fan and I agree

[@hoodiemike7577]

The Afghanistan tribute is my new favorite song Lmfao

[@googleisevil974]

Needs to be its own youtube clip 1:04:20 its fucking brilliant

[@YoJohnnyO]

@@googleisevil974 it is on the clips channel

[@taryneve]

Omfg im watching it now for the first time and im dyinggggg😂😂😂😂😂😂 new fav forever

[@lanceneeley9065]

I went there 3 times and the song is a classic.

[@mattweizhongxian7238]

Are you familiar with the hit single “Arabs and Jews?”

[@pyrrhospizza5938]

"I just wanna hear more of Dan Crenshaw, don't you?"

[@player-zq8ql]

Ben’s wedding segment top tier content.

[@spencerludman3915]

What movie was that? He said it so fast

[@scottv9667]

Powder

[@Kakashi1isjskks]

Ben is equally as important to this podcast as tim dillon. His giggles make the show

[@davidorlow8043]

He quit

[@ToneWoN]

Obviously not.

[@pokerkramer1240]

Boy how right you were

[@jhinabuser7699]

such a horrible take

[@barfyman-dm6zx]

Tim's Afghan War serenade makes all the deadly drone strikes worth it

[@Abitflippant]

I hope Tim hooks up with one of Ben's friends.

[@nickchapman9751]

Maybe Ben's dad? A revenge hook up.

[@dakotadad8835]

I hope Tim and Ben hookup on their next podcast, all the nasty angles too.. up underneath the taint and all that. Super aggressive while telling jokes and Ben keeps laughing

[@demolitionsexpert]

a friend he meets at the upcoming wedding

[@texboyporsche944]

This whole podcast could have been a comedy special

[@HelenSimms16]

When Tim’s voice broke singing “Oxycodone” I shed a tear

[@cuve_ae]

Taste so gooooooodd

[@danebrewer5931]

I was actually in the war as infantry in early 2002, it is all true and I have listened to this song on repeat for the last 5 hours while my whole family is sleeping, they are afraid to even ask me if im ok, but its ok cuz im ok, Keep smiling!!

[@triton62674]

Wait wut

[@dustinwinder8450]

What color crayon tastes the best?

[@cuve_ae]

Keep smiling!

[@Mazzy774i]

POG

[@danebrewer5931]

@@Mazzy774i You are a funny guy, that actually made me laugh

[@browniebear]

The Tim Dillon Show without Ben Avery would just be... The Tim Dillon

[@curtisboyce3849]

yes or yes

[@DarnThatDragon]

The laugh makes my week

[@kyanrinel5898]

@@johnashenhurst857 yah that one other dude that used to be the co-host/producer (not Ray Cump but the Harry Potter looking dude) tried to actually talk over Tim and answer his rhetorical questions and not let Tim keep going.

[@TCUjoey]

Ok everyone, let’s respect the amount of “likes” on this post....leave it at 69.

[@lifemusic1980]

Nah, Ben does a lot more than sit and laugh.

[@Ikilledthebanks]

Tim is approaching Carlin status, just keeps getting better.

[@Feltonmeiser]

Who’s Carlin?

[@AngelWest58]

already surpassed

[@russbuss98]

@@Feltonmeiser George Carlin. I'm not going to claim I know a lot about him but he's known as one of the greatest comedians of all time.

[@jorgegomez524]

@@russbuss98 the thing about Carlin is that he was calling it when nobody else was calling it. He was years ahead. Brave man.

[@saudibonesawexpert8937]

@@Feltonmeiser george carlin 💀

[@regalchange]

“The most dangerous positions you can be in, in life, is getting in the way of somebody and the time they want to waste” 22:57 Yikes... 😂

[@wilrsjasac]

I feel like he’s just trying to make Ben laugh out loud and we’re along for the ride. *Michael Jackson popcorn meme*

[@puddspudds5102]

Yas ..100%

[@ziggyvillavicen6213]

Everyone’s missing how great some parts of Tim’s singing is

[@nickeq42]

He be great on broadway

[@jamikatechaos9972]

My God, I wish I was a gay man, just so I would, technically, have a shot with Tim Dillon.

[@AB-wg7qe]

My brother worked at a diner. A 400 pound woman came in and my brother asked her is she wanted a booth or a table. She yelled at him and said “Do I look like I can fit in a fcking booth!!???

[@show_me_your_kitties]

At least she's got some self-awareness

[@callmeslapnuts]

This is the best episode of any podcast ever recorded

[@tylerlaforest7917]

When your boss trashes how poor your wedding is going to be 🤣😂☠️ I feel like the more JOE ROGAN compliments Ben the more Ben will suffer at the hands of Tim.

[@justinlee5958]

This is the best podcast on the internet.

[@mudcast]

Yes

[@lesleyreese237]

Your hit single, "Pedophile Warlords" has been playing in my head on loop for the last two days as I frequently mentally disassociate from my mundane civil service job. That shit's a real banger.

[@filippomarino2508]

Ben is just a version of Tim that didn't start doing coke in middle school

[@deathbycognitivedissonance5036]

Underrated comment

[@msannthrope_2049]

😂

[@show_me_your_kitties]

👎

[@ajmb6081]

It took 248 episodes for Bens true feelings about the gays to come out, glad he is on his way to a new podcast

[@noraozer2800]

New podcast? *Edit: nevermind I didn’t watch it till the end before asking 😅

[@yodythewoadie]

I miss Brain Jail so fucking much if you tuned in to the old Brain Jail you'd know very well how Ben feels about the gays.

[@sandygill8440]

Bens speaks what we really think lol jk.

[@isaactuuri6488]

the taliban song near the end portion, the best Tim dillon moment, i need to blare this in my car, windows down

[@supafun33]

I'm not kidding, when Tim started yelling about the MMPC a bunch of birds flew away from my window terrified

[@pdizzle5046]

When that dubstep track happend I died laughing as Tim danced

[@joemomma534]

Wow spoiler alert

[@WaterBottle302]

I am lost and without direction until Tim releases a new show

[@awakenyisrael]

U r g a y.

[@moshev.4705]

get the patreon

[@yodythewoadie]

@@moshev.4705 even on Rothschild's tier it's never enough. I miss Ben's Brain Jail more than anything 💔

[@Kaapo73]

Same. And we need to get a new war going soon, for employment! I'm feeling pretty good and hopeful about going against Russia in Ukraine! (never underestimate HRC's hatered of the Russians.)

[@jackwalters598]

This episode really made my day, I was feeling quite bad for the last week and a half and this healed me 🤣

[@xthekingsguard1229]

💪❤️

[@drxela123]

I love during the Afghanistan War song, you can just faintly hear the backup singers in the music every now and then, and it sounds like they're actually singing and backing up Tim's words.

[@masoncarter7333]

Who else better than Timothy Goldstein Rockefeller to narrate the end of an empire.

[@lam936]

Close but no cigar

[@ChrisDragotta]

@@lam936 I ll buy that for a dollar.

[@lam936]

@@ChrisDragotta take it from my cold dead hands

[@MEMESSOSTUPID]

Timothy Goldstein Rockefeller Muhammad Stein Cohen

[@wrathofricky]

I think you mean Timothy Muhammed Goldstein and most people think hes from america but hes actually from rolls roycistan

[@Randy4me]

Tim will be selling timeshares in Afghanistan.

[@mika274]

And sub prime mortgages

[@brianpacheco1927]

And putting them up on airbnb

[@mrj4990]

Stunning estate, only slight damage from a recent VBIED which caved in most of the roof, which lets in beautiful natural sunlight.

[@franciscalhoun3643]

The funniest part of the song is when the music first started. That is when I realized how god damn funny it was going to be!

[@jeremiahvalle9971]

This was probably my favourite episode in awhile. So many bits, jokes, and references hit so hard.

[@mayurkrip]

It's gonna be a real knife fight out there at Ben's Wedding for chicken fingers

[@googleisevil974]

"Fuck community college. Let's get drunk and eat chicken fingers."

[@spoils2873]

@@googleisevil974 take it easy ricky

[@vaccallica]

Oh shit, was Ray invited?

[@Hot4Thot]

I'm sitting on the toilet, listening to this while I avoid doing my fake job, and Tim just earned a standing ovation for his musical talent 👏 🙌 👌

[@theteacher3160]

Watching Tim while on the toilet is one of my favorite hobbies.

[@edwardcarrington3531]

Did the shit fall out of you when you stood up? I hope it touched ur thigh on the way down

[@robbiesalzer7826]

One of the ALL TIME great podcasts to exist

[@jordanmartin3434]

Yo the last 30mins is just a real ass convo between benjamin and timmy D its fuckin hilarious

[@CillBill94]

Lol that's what I was thinking

[@seriosertyp8145]

27:24 first time Ben being responsible for losing a sponsor. So proud of him. Yes or yes: Is he learning from the best?

[@eaea1225]

tim talking about andy ngo sounds like dave chappelle talking about candace owens

[@benwalker5686]

Make no mistake, all the OGs and Rothschilds love this latest of Tim's musical interludes. Brings back memories of the teasers for (but never performance of!) "Who Took Johnny: The Musical"-type vibes. The Pig really has a set of pipes on him!

[@NickyBotz54]

I can't wait to start seeing ads for Tim's musical compilation albums. Featuring I love you Afghanistan, His covers of Born in the USA, and his rendition of the american anthem from the "Our Faves" episode. He's establishing himself as a staple of modern american folk music

[@fifacommendatori1194]

My first war was the war on CHRISTMAS and those flames will never die

[@patrickcolantuoni1724]

Mine was the war on drugs. Been fighting the good fight for a long time now. I am an undercover agent, I think I might have gone too deep but fuck it, I'm having too much fun

[@austinhockey11]

1:07:37 I’m watching Tim like I watch my kid perform at the ballet recital. So proud of you Tim 🥺

[@johndutchman]

30 years ago this week . . . I came back from the first Gulf war.

[@drsteve07]

This is one of my favorite poddies of all time

[@volcomwave]

The EDM track from NewsWeek has me dry heaving from laughter.

[@indiablackwell]

I started going into a coughing fit

[@gvictor]

@@indiablackwell ripping off the NowThis schtick

[@justagirl1894]

I come here like I have a date.... or a life. Lol.

[@MrPfftNo]

Big same haha

[@AikidoRunMusic]

We can make the next one a date if you want :)

[@opticsking4909]

Pigg

[@justagirl1894]

@Tom Schneer See ya here

[@AikidoRunMusic]

@@justagirl1894

[@naylik2562]

This podcast keeps getting better and better, Ben and Tim, I wish them well.

[@Paul-jn9cx]

Listening/watching from the UK. Really wish we had someone like Tim over here. Keep it up.

[@tyski2124]

If South Park and Reno 911 had a baby in Long Island

[@cameronhughes9707]

That song is one of the top ten moments of this podcast.

[@Wolfmantoys]

I’d say it is the #1 moment. Tim has reached peak boss level real life Eric Cartman with that song!

[@James-PHX]

Agreed

[@ISHTHEBOSS]

Easily

[@daynebullion3231]

Top 5 in no particular order... Afghanistan war song, Meghan McCain skit, "put her in jail!" rant, air bnb feud with the desert lesbians, better help role play ads

[@cameronhughes9707]

@@daynebullion3231 for me the wallet if funnier than the mehghan skit but the rest 100%

[@iiiiiieye]

Dillon Rocks...best comedian in the game.

[@margareth.7000]

ben, can tim have permission to do a podcast episode from your wedding?? set him up a booth after the ceremony and he can interview guests.

[@gansita1983]

Uuuu i second this idea. Beautifully thinking girl

[@agj3358]

Joe rogan stealing your vibe. See his neon sign? Sad. Tim is the #1 podcaster and we all know it!

[@DendriticFractals]

Yeah but rogans looks like a green screen. That ship has sailed. No one listens to Rogan anymore.

[@sk8trryan1997]

Dendritic Fractals joe shot his shoe in the head and finished it on the ground

[@cj3126]

@@DendriticFractals If somebody can tell me how to get spotify on my smart tv like I do yt, I will happily go back to Rogan?

[@DendriticFractals]

@@cj3126 but his show isn't even funny! Tim is beautiful black comedy straight from the tap all the greats used! I even think he's joking about being gay, doesn't he have a son? He's a trans.

[@WeighedWilson]

Tim is dessert. Rogan has really interesting guests. You can't compare meat and potatoes to Tiramisu.

[@yodythewoadie]

"It's just funny, the websites funny." "See why is it funny?" "CP beef?" "What's funny?" "CP"

[@SaggyJ]

Tim was not budging lol new sponsor tho maybe he’ll give them the underwear ad treatment soon

[@gdogg1475]

Best one in a while. So happy this went on for an extra 30 minutes.

[@aarteestmj4958]

Excellent show! Thanks so much for bringing light to a multitude of still existing issues.

[@chrisweston6908]

Show pitch: “The Good Cop” Tim Dillon plays the “good cop” who sits around the station eating donuts & ignoring the phone. Every episode a new recruit lectures Tim about “making a difference”, then goes out to make said difference. Of course, they end up in a tight spot and shoot someone. Every show ends with Tim watching the recruit being taken out in handcuffs and saying... “It’s tough being... a good cop.”

[@hoviksmail]

I grew up around the gang culture in LA and I've known people who would brag about doing hits for the gang when they were 13-14 years old. Some of these kids would blow your brains out for nothing. They're not these innocent victims. They're psychopaths who enjoy the thrill and excitement of it. They should go after any gang that recruits children, including our political parties.

[@SincereSentinel]

That Afghanistan bit/song was Gold too.